Episode 93: Yosemite National Park

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian, and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, Which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby,.

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it's time to Review.

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That Review!.

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Hello.

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Well, hello and hello listeners.

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

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Reviews.

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We're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

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that is Chelsey Donn,

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And that is Trey Gerrald.

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and together we are.

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The Review Queens.

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ChelseyBD, we're A' little late getting going, and you said you have something

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to

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know.

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What's the tea?

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You know, we're just, we celebrate all the victories that we can, but 'I 'I just

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So we'll see.

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We'll see what happens.

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'I have that tomorrow morning.

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miles the top.

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Do you have to do anything different?

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Not really 'I.

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Think they liked what 'I did, so that's good.

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'I do have to do laundry cuz you know the good old adage of you gotta wear, wear the callback,

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The same

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what, what you wore to the audition.

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And 'I had the audition and then like ran all around town.

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So 'I 'I, 'I needs A' wash.

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So I'm gonna wash the wardrobe and just show up and, and do what 'I did.

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to get this far and hopefully we book it, it would be A'.

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Very exciting moment.

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Well, fingers crossed, everyone, 'I know, everyone in the

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This is

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thank you.

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conversation for people that aren't, that don't have

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But, you know, you talking about wanting to, needing to launder, it reminds me that 'I

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but you don't launder.

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I'm starting to feel like 'I shouldn't, 'I don't

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Oh no.

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Should 'I not wash it?

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No, you should do whatever.

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Superstitions aren't real and they're only power to those who are weak to them.

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But 'I feel like 'I can't alter the state at all, which like doesn't make

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It's just some weird way to like disempower myself so

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Well that will make me feel better if 'I end up needing to

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. So 'I feel like I'll be okay.

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'I know that you will be okay.

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'I.

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Know that the ability with which you can be hired as an actor has nothing to do with the

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'I know that mentally and logically

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Yes.

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for other people, not for myself.

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'I

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Yes, thank you.

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Thank you.

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Well, so that sounds like you've been busy, right?

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Yeah, we gotta celebrate even just the win of the callback,

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How was your week?

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Well, 'I feel like 'I was channeling ChelseyBD because 'I was sick.

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Oh no.

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'I know.

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Thankfully it wasn't Covid.

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'I.

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'I did get very sick last Wednesday and went to bed early, and it was really obnoxious

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And we were gonna go to do Korean barbecue, which is very popular.

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It's the prominent cuisine in the town that we live in, and we haven't done it yet.

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So we were like, we're gonna do it on Wednesday, and then we were gonna go to

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'I, 'I felt hot, so, So 'I went to bed early and then literally slept until 7:00 PM on

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Wow.

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So like A', full day in bed.

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Yeah, it was rough.

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It was weird.

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but now you feel okay.

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Yeah, like 'I felt very weird.

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And then 'I had to do A' A' double shift on Friday.

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So 'I was like at my job for more than 12 hours.

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And 'I, they ended up being fine, but 'I was like very worried.

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'I didn't know if 'I was just gonna have to puke at any moment,

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Oh no.

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but it was okay.

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You know, 'I felt 'I like 'I feel.

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'I feel normal today.

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It's now Monday.

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So yeah, 'I feel better, but 'I was just like gone out.

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And 'I woke up like at 7:00 PM on Thursday, and 'I was like, 'I have to post the Instagram 'I.

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Wonder if ChelseyBD has noticed that the Instagram hasn't been posted today.

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not noticed.

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But it was like very funny that that was like with me, where 'I was

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Oh my

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oh, 'I have to do 'I.

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Like,

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ChelseyBD does not care.

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well, my body knew 'I needed to do it, but

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know 'I.

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Mean 'I.

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Know what you mean?

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Cuz like 'I have my own little like tasks and timeline for things with A' podcast.

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And 'I always like, is Trey it?

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Whatever.

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And I'm like, he doesn't care.

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'I don't care.

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Nobody cares.

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Take care of yourself.

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our responsibilities are like on our sides.

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We're like, not, not paying attention, but yeah.

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So, but otherwise, 'I have had A' A' pretty good week, so

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Good.

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Well, while you were laying down, were you like just ruminating over all the

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Like being sick and you know, not being able to have Korean barbecue.

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Oh my God.

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'I have to tell you though, like beautiful segue, but the 'I 'I was actually looking

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And like the raw meat, cuz they cook A' lot.

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So 'I was just like, this is not helping 'I have to lay down.

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Like that was really when 'I was like, 'I can't go watch raw meat be cooked in front of me, like

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Not when you're sick.

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It's not A'.

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Good feeling.

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back to the beautiful segue.

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Yes, 'I am totally ready to.

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Lodge, A', Complaint.

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So obviously 'I would love to complain about when you're sweating

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'I actually am today.

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'I am gonna take the opportunity to complain about something that really bothers me A' lot more.

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It happened today when 'I was getting A' haircut and it happens always, always at A' hair salon.

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The really uncomfortable, awkward, small talk,

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Hmm.

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Yeah.

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God 'I hate.

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Yeah.

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like 'I don't want to just sit there like silently cuz like that's also awkward.

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But like, you know,

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How long have you been going to the, to this particular place?

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'I knew this was gonna be where we diverge in the road.

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Cuz you shared on the show A' while back that you go to the same place you went to whatever.

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So 'I just go to Supercuts and it's like whoever is there, whatever.

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So it's like 'I don't always have repeat people like,

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But 'I will say that 'I think that's one of the reason why 'I, like A'

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Or the last time you were here we talked about this and so it's like more natural than like

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It was 70 yesterday and 40 today.

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You know, like how many times can you have that conversation on both ends?

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Like it kind of makes me feel bad for the stylist too, cuz how boring.

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'I know 'I, imagine that like bartenders probably have A', similar experience,

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But like 'I feel like any, any customer service like hospitality places 'I feel

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every time I'm getting A' haircut.

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So yeah, 'I recognize it's because I'm like repeating this experience with different people.

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But like today, the really lovely hairstylist was asking me about my wife and kids.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Your

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And it's like, ugh, I'm not gonna get into this conversation.

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Like, but it's like, so I'm just like, 'I try to like move quickly cuz 'I don't want to talk

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But like, you know, it's just very uncomfortable.

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Like, cuz now you've said that and 'I don't want to have to have A' conversation that I'm.

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like cuz 'I do have A' ring.

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So they know, you know.

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You're

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Anyway, it's also, I'm just there to use the two and A',

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Cut my hair, do some snips.

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Let's get outta here.

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Less than 25 minutes.

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Like, come on, let's go.

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Like 'I don't, this is not an opportunity for me to.

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Teach you that.

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You shouldn't assume that A', Meritor, you know, it's like not even about that.

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It's just the small talk, isn't it?

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Sort of like, oh, what?

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Like what's your idea of like the best week?

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It's like 'I.

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It's just so fraught with tension because 'I don't wanna like get into this, you know?

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It's like this is transactional.

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But yes.

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Your point about what is it like for the stylist, they must probably not care cuz

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But 'I do feel A' sense, especially because 'I go to Supercuts that they probably are.

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Recognized as human beings A' lot.

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Like there is something about if you're spending less than 30 bucks on A'

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So you probably like don't think of it that high.

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And so what is the experience of the person that's serving that clientele?

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You know?

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So 'I do always feel A' pressure to like not be annoying or not be A' bad customer, you know,

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Right.

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You wanna be respectful, but you also wanna be left alone, which is perfectly acceptable.

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always want to like acknowledge that they are breathing

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Cuz that's very important to me.

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But yeah, 'I didn't know where to go with the, you have wife and kids.

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Hmm.

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'I.

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Don't know where to go with that.

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You know,

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like, yeah, 'I.

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'I do actually,

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'I.

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Think 'I did just say yes.

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'I don't even like, because it just, it happened so fast that 'I was just like,

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what 'I usually do.

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Like when I'm in A' situation like that and they're like, so like you have A' boyfriend.

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I'm like, yeah, 'I have A' boyfriend.

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He's great.

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You

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you go.

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Anyway, that's my Complaint small talk.

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It's uncomfortable.

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Ugh.

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It's

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'I get you

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So what about you?

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What's your Complaint this week?

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well this week 'I wanna complain about A', like A' tale as old as time, but really

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But it's that moment.

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When you go to the bathroom and you realize that you're at A' toilet paper

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on my list.

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'I hate you so much.

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and you like pull that last sheet, like there's something

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It's just like not usable at that point.

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So like maybe in my head, 'I was like when 'I left it there, 'I was like, oh,

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Never adequate to do any kind of A' job.

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And so it's just very annoying.

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And then for me, because it's like just me, I'm like, all right, well what do 'I do now?

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Like 'I gotta figure out A' way to get to the hallway where my like spare toilet

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And 'I think A'.

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Lot of people.

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When they have A' spouse or A', significant other or A' roommate that they share A' bathroom with,

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Like what an asshole, 'I can't believe.

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They like left me in this situation and I've been there, you know, certainly.

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But in this point in my life, it's just me.

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Like I'm, why am 'I doing this to myself?

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'I have no one to blame.

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Well, why?

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Why don't, why do you keep the toilet paper so far?

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Because 'I only have so much storage, and really it's just like 'I keep,

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But like sometimes you've gone through the three rolls and you're just not really paying attention.

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So you run out and then you're like, Ooh, backstock in the bathroom, and

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So you're like, oh, shoot,

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reasons, right?

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shit, whatever.

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What am 'I gonna.

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Yeah.

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'I 'I.

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Mean 'I have A' B day, not to be gross, but like 'I have A' B Day.

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So 'I don't end up in like that kind of A' situation.

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But still it's like you wanna feel like you're like, you know, properly cared for.

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So

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And you don't want to do any of those weird, um, it makes me think of like soccer

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Oh yeah.

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You're like doing the doing A' shimmy shake to try and dry yourself off.

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Yeah.

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I've definitely been there.

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'I have it on my thing too, and I've always just sort of not wanted to bring it up cuz it's gross.

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But yes, it happens all the time.

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it is 'I mean it's gross, but like let's normalize it cuz

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Right?

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'I mean whether you live on your own or you don't.

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well you took the very humble route of like, in your house.

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My Complaint was when you go into A' public bathroom and it's out.

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Cuz then you're just sort of like, what am 'I supposed to fucking do?

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Or when you go to the public bathroom and they have like that second

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And you're like, 'I can't, 'I can't do math in A' situation like this.

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'I have A' jump off conversation about this, that I'm gonna um, save

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Save for the after

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it's A' little um 'I.

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It's A'

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It's A' little after show worthy.

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show 'I.

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You

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Okay.

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All right.

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Fair enough.

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Now you guys know what happens in the after show if you're not A' member of Patreon.

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We get blue, we get dirty, we get raunchy, we get cury.

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Kirsty Kiy

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cury, cury, we lay all the tea out on the line in the

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Should we go into some um, wait.

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'I was gonna, 'I was gonna be cute.

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'I was gonna say, before we get Cury Cury, should we get judgey?

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Judgey?

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Ooh, that's my favorite.

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'I.

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Love getting dodgy, dodgy fur.

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Sure.

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do it.

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Review, That, Review.

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Sorry.

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. 'I.

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Keep biting my tongue.

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'I.

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Don't know why 'I.

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Keep doing that.

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Okay.

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Anyway, as you know, we are your trusty Review Queen.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you A' review.

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We break it down and rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's A', very regal

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Assess.

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That, Kvetch,

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the button too early.

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It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

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That, Kvetch.

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All right, ChelseyBD, what have you got for us?

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Well Trey today, 'I have A' review.

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Quick backstory.

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So 'I work as an assistant in my like survival job and my assistant's daughter was going

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Yelp because I'm sure people have written crazy things about Yosemite.

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And so that's what 'I did.

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So 'I went to Yelp and 'I looked for reviews about Yosemite and 'I found this review.

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It is written by Omar Z.

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It is A' one-star review from Yelp for Yosemite National Park.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:00

Yosemite National Park is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:03

Not my favorite place to go to because the fact that there is way too much

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:17

Like your wallet, your cell phone, your car keys, your money, your credit card, your earbuds,

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:36

And the worst part about it is that you need A' metal detector for that shit.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:42

So 'I would not recommend.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:45

Going to Yosemite National Park at all because if you need to call someone to

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:00

And if you're gonna be driving your vehicle in this area, you will need some wheel chains

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:12

Because the road will be slippery during the winter and there are no rails for the uphill road.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:20

So if you don't enable the four WD system or don't have the tire chains, there is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:26

Good chance that you will fall off the road and get injured or worse killed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:33

And that means that you, if people are in the car with you, there is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:37

Good possibility that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:39

Will face what you are facing and, and trust me, it will be scary for everyone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:45

So do not go to that place.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:49

But if you go, wanna go to this place, be my guest,

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:00

Omar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:01

Omar 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:02

Don't think Omar had much punctuation, if anything in this entire like s.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:09

There was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:09

Lot of ands connecting things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:12

Just to be clear, if that wasn't coming across in the reading com, isnt ands

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:17

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:21

Me alert Rich, rich, alert,

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:23

Wait, okay, here comes some ignorance.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:25

Where is Yosemite National Park

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:27

It's in California.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:29

'I Think no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:30

Is it 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:30

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:30

Let me be ignorant with you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:32

Yeah, it's in California.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:35

and what do people, what do people do there?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:37

Is it like hiking?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:39

Yeah, it's hiking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:41

It's, you're there for the vista.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:44

So, So I'm A' imagining there's really tall mountains and it's snow on

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:49

They have like waterfalls.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:51

You know like when you have those like hikes where you can, you come across A' waterfall, like

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:08

So are the, is the mountain range so high that it gets like snow?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:12

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:13

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:13

So it can get quite cold around this time of year, February, March, January even.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:21

It can get cold.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:22

That's my first question here is like, is it snowing year round?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:26

Because this whole thing is about snow

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:28

it doesn't Snow year round.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:31

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:32

It's definitely A' review, it seems like about A' specific time of year.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:36

But besides that fact, 'I mean, clearly, Omar is taking this to the extreme

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:43

It's really like an exercise in playing the game.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:47

If

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:48

if this Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:51

like to such A' degree that I'm like what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:54

Like 'I can't even like, it's like is this for comedy or is this like the most neurotic.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:01

, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:01

Totally.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:03

person I've ever heard of.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:04

Omar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:05

There were 11 people that voted at funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:07

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:08

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:08

Imagine that's where it's coming from.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:10

Can we go through the litany of all of the items that you could possibly lose?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:14

Because 'I started to write and then 'I was like, oh, this is, she's still going.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:18

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:19

Wallet, cell phone, keys, money, credit card, earbuds, charger camera, SD card with memories.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:27

Jewelry ring, necklace chain, and watch many other things

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:33

Why would you take your chain

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:34

and also many other things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:36

Ouch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:36

The that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:36

You'll have to wait till summer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:38

So 'I, guess the idea is you have to wait till the ice melts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:43

Why are all, why, why are you gonna lose these things?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:46

Well 'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:47

Think the, first of all, Omar, keep 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:49

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:50

Find A' better system for holding your things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:52

'I would think, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:52

Like don't they like sell?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:55

I'm sure if you went to r e 'I or something, they sell like one of those fanny packs that goes

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:01

But 'I think that the

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:03

you have A' book bag?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:04

yeah, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:05

Or 'I think The idea is that if you're trudging through snow and you have things

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:11

But.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:12

My freshman year of college there was A' Blizzard and 'I lost things in my pocket on Third Avenue.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:18

So how are we blaming Yosemite for this

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:22

but don't A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:23

Lot of these don't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:24

Most of these like Arctic jackets have zipper pockets,

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:27

'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:27

Think the idea is that it sucks you in 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:30

Don't know 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:31

Do we think that this is like, it's interesting cuz this is where

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:37

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:37

'I guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:38

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:38

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:38

Guess 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:39

Just 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:39

Don't know much about national parks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:41

I'm from South Carolina.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:42

We didn't do national parks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:44

So like 'I, just like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:46

Don't know, like, so, okay, so I'm imagining, are you sleep?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:50

Like, are you, what's that called?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:52

Camp camping.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:53

Are you camping and hiking in the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:56

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:57

So you go and you can camp.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:58

There's like my client's daughter wet and there's one of those like camping

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:08

Cabins.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:09

Okay,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:10

But 'I, imagine like some people will bring A' camper.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:12

Some people, I'm sure there are places where you can, you know, pitch A' tent type thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:18

Where did Brokeback Mountain take place?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:22

Oh, 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:22

Is that Yosemite?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:25

'I could look it up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:26

Because it wasn't snowy for them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:29

Well, 'I think the point is it's not snowy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:32

Well, this whole review is about the snow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:34

Mountain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:35

Brokeback Mountain is in Wyoming.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:37

Oh, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:38

In Texas.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:42

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:43

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:43

Well, oh wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:44

Another thing that 'I thought of in this review, this conversation about the tire chains,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:49

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:50

we did watch Megan finally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:52

Megan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:53

Oh, I'm not watching that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:54

Hell, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:54

Uhuh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:55

No thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:56

comedy in my opinion than it is horror.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:59

no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:59

Thanks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:00

nothing scary actually really ever happens.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:02

But the whole like inciting incident, they're like arguing about why they didn't

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:10

Oh, 'I do know A' friend that drove to Yosemite in the winter and like didn't have

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

So 'I do know that, like the only thing 'I can say is there are some cautionary

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:27

Like if you're gonna go in the winter, make sure that you're like accounting for your belongings.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:32

Don't just have A' camera around your.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:34

When you're trudging through snow 'I, mean 'I, kind of feel like that's obvious, but like sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:40

You know, make sure that you have tire chains.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:42

Make sure that you're prepared to drive in this area in the winter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:47

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:48

'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:48

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:48

Think that like we're taking everything to such an extreme with like the people dying in the car

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:53

Well, that was my next point is like, you will die.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:57

What?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:58

Like, excuse me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:00

'I know 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:01

Omar 'I think 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:02

He's clearly making A' joke here,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:06

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:07

He's clearly trying to be funny, but like is it sus?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:12

Well, comedy aside, 'I, just feel like it's so specific about A' window of time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:17

Cuz I'm imagining you, like even Omar says, you can go back in the summer to

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:27

Like if you eliminated the snow, then Omar would have to write A' different review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:33

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:34

So then shouldn't Omar's review be.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:37

Weather patterns, not about Yosemite

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:40

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:40

Hear you 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:41

Mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:41

Do think A', lot of people do like to go for whatever reason, like

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:48

I'm sure that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:48

the winter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:49

skiing and we love being in A' hot tub in the snow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:52

We love all this stuff, but like, sure, okay, but I'm just saying, what's the value?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:57

Unique new information from Omar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:01

Don't go when it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:02

Don't go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:03

or you'll.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:05

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:06

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:08

'I think that Omar just had like A', 'I think that Omar likes going to national parks, and somebody

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:18

And Omar was like, I'm down.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

And then had A' bad experience and lost some stuff and decided to come

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:28

So much so that like, we're not taking A' breath, like 'I said, 'I, I'm not, I'm looking through the

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:35

There's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:36

There's not A' single period in this entire rant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:39

Everything is connected by an and or A' comma.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:42

Wait, was there one point where you started over or did they, there's one point where

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

that's it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

That's the way they

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:51

Right, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:52

So they obviously, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:54

Well then that's confusing to me because 'I feel like if you were being funny and

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:03

So you would be paying A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:04

But this seems like A' real ramble, so like maybe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:08

, unless it was an exercise and free association, like it just feels like A' silly review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:14

But yeah, we could extract some things like make sure you're prepared if it's the snow and

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:22

little dots.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:23

The geo

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:24

geotags or whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

on all your stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:27

So do we think this is truthful or is it shady?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:30

'I think it's shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:32

'I think it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:33

'I think that like whenever we do reviews of these kind of like national landmarks, it

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:43

But 'I think that if anybody were going to Yelp to be like, should 'I go to Yosemite?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:47

Or should 'I go somewhere else?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

'I don't know that they would like glean any information from this 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:52

Think they might just be like moving on because.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:56

Other than this being like A' cautionary tale, what is it really telling you about the 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:01

Mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:02

Like you don't know any, you don't go to national parks, but you don't know anything more about

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:13

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:13

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:14

Like 'I know more about Omar than 'I know about

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:16

A' hundred percent that

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:17

So can we even say if it's common, typical, or fluke?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:21

we can't really, but it doesn't feel common.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:25

'I think the chains is common.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:27

Like needing

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:28

And I'm sure it's, I'm sure losing things is

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

'I mean 'I know When 'I was like helping my client's daughter get packed, they

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:37

Don't bring your cell phone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:39

Don't bring, you know, so

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:40

Oh good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:41

Nice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:41

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

So maybe, you know, maybe it is common to lose things 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

Very weird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

When 'I read this review, 'I was like, 'I thought it was humorous, but um, 'I thought it was suss.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:56

Yeah, 'I 'I actually was entertained the whole time and 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:03

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:04

and it sort of just went to, you're gonna die

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:06

so

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:07

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:08

and anyone you bring with you Will

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:10

We'll also die.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:11

So think about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:12

So think about that,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:14

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:14

you know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:16

and that's where it felt kind of like 'I know it's A' joke, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

But it, it felt like kind of manipulative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:22

Like as if you are talking about A' friend or A' friend of me or something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:27

And you're gonna take like the worst thing about that person and really expand upon it

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:38

Like it's like if we're personifying Yosemite 'I kind of feel like Omar did Yosemite A' little.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:46

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:46

Do you think there's any impact for you about Yosemite from this?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:50

Not really,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

Not

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:53

than like those little details that like, again, I'm not really somebody

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:09

But other than that, which we've stated not really.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:12

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:13

Think 'I can Crown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:14

Gerd,

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:14

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:15

'I can ground O gerd,

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:17

Omer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:17

Z.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:18

Omar

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:19

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:23

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:30

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:30

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:31

The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:39

Okay, I'm holding up one and A' half Crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:42

Trey is holding up A' Half Crown Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:44

You go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:45

Why A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:46

Half Crown for Omar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:47

well, 'I almost considered saying Zero Crowns, which I've never done on the

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:52

fair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:52

but 'I gave them A' Half Crown only because it made me in this conversation with you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:59

. Think about Yosemite.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:00

What is Yosemite?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:02

When would be the best travel time to go to Yosemite?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:05

When would probably be the least travel time?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:08

And I'm hearing if 'I wanna climb snowy Alps, then maybe I'll go to like Europe and do that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:15

Like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:16

But 'I don't actually want to, but to say if 'I wanted to, maybe like

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:22

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:22

Don't know 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:23

Think this is A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:24

Very silly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:24

Review 'I, think Omar sounds very high strung and very anxious and that's

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:32

So 'I said A', half Crown, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:35

Wish they had had A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:36

Little more punctuation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:38

and 'I think it was funny ish.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

You know, like 'I 'I think they achieved and obviously 'I think

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:48

sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:49

So for, you know, for A' review that ends with, you're all gonna die

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:56

So A' half crown for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:57

Why did you say one and A' half?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:00

Um, 'I said one and A' half because, you know, 'I like to give point

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:06

Um, 'I think Omar was going for something and people seem to like at least wanna stop and

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:15

Lot of reviews on Yelp, not, not as many.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:19

Once A' reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:20

You know how 'I 'I found this one, but people stopped and gave it A' thumbs up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:25

So for that, 'I gave it the one and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:28

But like we were saying, not much information about Yosemite itself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:32

So 'I can't really give more than that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:33

'I wanna know more about the park and the experience outside of the joke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:37

If we're gonna give A' full joke review, it would be nice to have just like A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:47

X, Y, Z, or, but the, this was lovely.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:50

You know, there was nothing, no balance here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:53

And so for that reason, one and A' half for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:57

Mia, oh my gosh, Omar 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:59

Wonder what

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:00

my

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:00

other reviews are.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:02

Well, maybe we will, we'll have to look into it and see

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:06

'I hope that your, um, your, um, client's daughter

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:12

Yeah, me too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:13

Me too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:14

We'll have to get there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:15

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:16

We'll have to, we'll have to get their input, um, when they get back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:19

They're there right now, so when they get back from their trip, we'll have to hear.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:24

But 'I did tell them not to bring valuables, so there's that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:27

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:28

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:29

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:33

Trey, who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER: 00:31:38

My Royal.

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Why thank you so much for inquiring ChelseyBD today.

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'I am super excited to be doing another one of our Patreon.

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Shout out.

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Our Cheerio cheer.

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Our Cheerio Shia volume two.

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So today 'I am shouting out one of our actual longtime Patreon members, joy Epson.

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So 'I contacted Joy to thank them for being A' Queen.

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So Joy was sharing that they run A' shop called Square Wine and

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And Joy is the wine buyer and also has recently become A' wine educator.

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There.

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At Square Wine you can actually go and do wine tastings, which is really cute.

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And on their website the pictures look really cute.

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Uh, so the next time you are on the East Coast ChelseyBD, we should actually do this.

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And yes, and joy.

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Wants to share with the Queen here that one of her intentionality as A' wine buyer is to always

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Very cool.

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Like specifically featuring wines from people of color, especially

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People 'I think you 'I don't know that they deliver to you, so you

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You know, joy is also sharing two of their favorite selections currently at Square Wine.

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The first one is called A' Lena Wines, and it's from South Africa.

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This winemaker's name is Natia bi.

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She has the very first black woman owned winery in all of South

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Wow.

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and Joy is sharing that.

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The wines are amazing and they're not crazy expensive.

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They start around 20 bucks and they are widely available in the United States.

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So you know, you could buy A' bottle for yourself in California, ChelseyBD and.

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Their second favorite, or their other favorite 'I should say is Camons to Dreams from California.

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So this winemaker's name is Tara Gomez, who is indigenous and A' queer winemaker,

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This is A' Premium Winery.

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Everything is organic and they make really great gifts.

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Joyce.

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So on behalf of Joy, who is one of our incredible supporters, Patreon members, they've been

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We wanna say thank you, joy, for being in our community, and everyone

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Go shop square wine.com if you're in the area.

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Set up A' class.

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Maybe you can learn from Joy and become best friends and then you know, we can all hang out one

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I'm into

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Love that I'm into it.

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Experience the joy of joy at Square Wines.

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Exactly.

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So for that reason, I'm inducting you Joy, one of our patrons, and the beautiful art of wine

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So go support

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What?

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A' Queen.

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Joy.

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You're A', Royal, patron, and we just so appreciate you.

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Thank you, thank you.

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And what an amazing thing you're doing.

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We'll definitely come and support.

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you have A' favorite wine ChelseyBD?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:11

um, 'I 'I, just like A' Sauvignon Blanc in general.

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'I, I'm not A' Red wine girl myself tend to give me migraines.

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So if I'm gonna go white, I'm A'.

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So blanc through and through, but I'm not like very brand loyal in the terms that I'm like

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Um, but my, my dad is A' huge.

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Wino loves.

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do you remember when we were reviewing that one

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Blush Wine was or something.

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It was like, oh, A' White, burgundy.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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long to figure that up.

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We've learned so much on the

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We've learned so much.

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We're not those people anymore.

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'I.

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Just

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No, not at all.

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That was so

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what Yosemite was.

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Don't, yeah, we don't know things about, now 'I should have done A' little, maybe

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Um, regretting that in this moment, but,

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no shoulds and should, shouldn't ofs.

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Well, we've done at Queen.

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That is another round on the A' A' snowy RQ Ferris Wheel of Death.

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Do you think that, um, Omar like read this review out loud

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'I don't know.

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'I feel like he showed off this review?

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Yeah, 'I feel like Omars probably would've crowned higher.

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Right 'I think Omar would be A' little upset with us,

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