Episode 92: Trader Joe's 1 vs 5 Stars

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, Which ones lose?

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Online haters, are coming for you.

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Baby,.

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it's time to Review That Review!

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Hello,

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Well, hello there and welcome to Review That Review,

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that is Chelsey Donn.

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and that is Trey Gerrald.

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Works.

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or donate.

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But don't ever be A'.

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Donate.

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That's

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ChelseyBD.

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How's your week?

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Good.

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You know, swimming along, uh, no major com Well, no, 'I shouldn't say no major

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So whenever 'I see Terry, you know, it's always A'.

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Better week.

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So feeling good.

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How about you?

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How's your week going?

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That sounds nice.

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My week is good.

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You know, 'I finally shucked off some of the resistance and 'I am

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So 'I had

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Oh my goodness.

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Yeah, so 'I had my second personal training session today.

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Cannot move my body, which is fun.

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And what else?

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You know, just catching up on, what is it called?

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Search party.

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The last

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nice fun.

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life's good.

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It got so cold here, but it's A' little bit better now.

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So I'm happy about that.

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Well, way to work those muscles.

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Trey 'I.

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Can't say that 'I.

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Well, you know, 'I 'I with Watch that Rock Pilates, 'I.

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Try to, you know, do A' little something, but 'I, respect the hustle.

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You know that

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Holla.

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Haa

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me.

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Well, have you been working up out any complaints lately?

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'I definitely have A' Complaint that I'm dealing with

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Lodge, A', Complaint.

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Let's do it.

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All right.

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'I have A' job where 'I have to have my entire uniform pressed.

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By you or like professionally?

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good question.

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'I 'I think everything is supposed to be dry cleaned, but 'I always iron before

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So 'I recognize that 'I could just be putting everything on A' hangar and then getting dressed

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So my Complaint is when you have ironed A' shirt and then you sit in your car and you drive in

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And then 'I get out and my shirt is wrinkly.

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'I hate how the car is like bawling up A' piece of paper.

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It just instantly creates all these random wrinkles.

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seatbelt, the whole thing.

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Yes.

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Have you ever encountered this where you have to be somewhere like completely put together

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'I mean like always 'I feel like you leave the house, you do

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Like talk, talk, pull, pull.

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You know, all the 'I don't know.

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That just made me think of that B it game.

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But you know what 'I mean?

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Like you gotta like, you gotta do yourself, twist it, pop it, pull it.

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But yeah, you gotta make yourself try and look fresh again.

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'I did buy 'I.

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Don't know if it works, but 'I bought 'I left it in my car, like, um, it's like A',

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'I haven't tried it yet.

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Like are they gonna ding you like really hard for it or is it like Okay.

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And it's just like really annoying.

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You

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no.

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No one has 'I, haven't been scolded.

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'I did get scolded for seeing 'I.

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So we're supposed to be an all black and that includes socks and 'I have

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Little bit of gray on the heel.

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Stop.

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No gray.

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It's supposed to be all black.

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'I was like okay.

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Um, but no, no one has said anything about like the car wrinkling.

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But it's frustrating to me cuz 'I really do spend A' lot of time ironing.

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But maybe 'I could try the Downey Wrinkle release.

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'I know David has like an emergency kit that he brings like for brides

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Yeah.

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'I found A' travel size one.

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So 'I was like, oh, this is perfect.

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I'll

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Right.

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Well that's my Complaint.

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If anyone has any other suggestions besides the Downey wrinkle release, which is A' great idea.

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Call in one eight fifty review zero Cuz it really 'I is A'

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My only other idea, which 'I, don't know if that's like any less annoying

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Because the only other thing, 'I guess, is like you could go in like everything, you

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So 'I don't

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Well now it's like freezing winter and so everyone is wearing like

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Cause I'm like, I'm out.

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I'm like going from the parking lot to the inside.

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Like it's not

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You'll

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big of A' deal to me.

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Yeah,

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But yeah, no, 'I know 'I 'I know 'I could always just like

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But no.

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Anyway, that's my Complaint.

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ChelseyBD.

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What is your Complaint this week?

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My Complaint is really probably like A' tale as old as time.

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You go to the store and you have an item in mind that you wanna buy, and then you're like

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control yourself.

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And then you get to the aisle where the thing that you wanted to buy was, and it's sold out.

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It's not there.

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So now not only did 'I like make this trip because 'I wanted to get this particular item,

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But now I've also filled my cart with probably A' bunch of stuff that 'I don't need.

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But I'm not gonna just turn around and leave now because then it would

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So I'm here and I'm buying this shit and it's annoying, you know?

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Oh yeah.

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No, I've definitely

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this recently happened to me at A', certain grocery store that

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And there was one item 'I needed and they were like, it's not gonna be

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That's A' buzz kill right there.

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'I had like A' craving.

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was it A' Food item?

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Yeah.

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Oh, 'I.

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Wonder why,

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You know, there's just so many supply chain issues.

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So 'I don't blame anybody.

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It's not like anyone's fault.

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It's just like 'I went, 'I really wanted this one item.

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'I was like super excited about it.

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Build A' cart with all the other items, you know, not there.

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So annoying and I'm complaining about it.

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Wait, so what kind of stores are you the most guilty at?

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Good old standby basic is obviously Target.

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That's the one where you can really do the most damage financially.

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Cuz it's like you, you know, you went in for 'I, don't know anything really.

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You could go to Target for anything and then end up in A' whole world of trouble.

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So 'I think Target is probably the most often 'I mean.

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The second is Trader Joe's for me, just because 'I love so many of their products and 'I want it.

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And when that new product comes out and everybody wants it and then

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And then we have A' supply chain issue and we can't get A' back for A'.

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While it's really upsetting.

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Yeah.

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It's funny cuz 'I was like, 'I was really imagining in my mind, target.

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Yeah,

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But if 'I, think about it, 'I am someone who will like spur of the

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right.

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Like I've never actually considered that, but like 'I do feel

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Oh hmm.

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When I'm at grocery stores, like if I'm going down an

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Or like you take like one thing for granted, like you wanna

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This happened to me recently cuz there's like an egg shortage.

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So it's like you get all the ingredients and then some and then they don't have the eggs.

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have you been seeing these targeted ads on YouTube and Instagram?

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'I can't remember what it's called cuz it's like, it's like A' word, but it's A'.

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Bunch of letters that like make the word, but it's not actually how you

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Oh, I'm sure I'll get advertised it now.

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'I don't.

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'I don't think I've seen this.

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Yeah.

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You forgot this one ingredient have it delivered.

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Which 'I just think is such

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'I mean it's smart.

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But then at the same time, don't you think you'd end up spending like

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Right?

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You would've to be paying for all of that.

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All the fees.

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Right.

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'I like to have A' mission and 'I like to complete it.

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'I, that's, that's really what it comes down to.

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'I hate an uncomplete mission.

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That seems straightforward.

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No 'I.

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Hear you.

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Yeah.

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Well, why don't we get out of the grocery store and move

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How do you feel about that?

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'I feel great about that.

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Let's do it.

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ChelseyBD shall we?

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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We shall

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And why don't we go head to head because we have another verses episode

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woo pack my boxing gloves.

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as we have been alluding today, we are gonna cover both A' one-star

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And today's gorgeous topic is Trader Joe's A'.

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that's right.

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So I'm so glad 'I have the five star this week, because 'I love Trader Joe's Trey.

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You have the one star.

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So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that quota.

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'I think it's my turn to.

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Here we

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'I 'I.

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Am going Heads.

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it's Heads 'I.

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Feel

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Woo.

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first, the last 15,

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Did 'I 'I Don't know.

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Okay.

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So ChelseyBD will read first, which is very exciting.

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So we'll start with A' positive and end with the negative.

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So today as mentioned, we are covering reviews for the American grocery store chain Trader Joe's.

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And at the time of this recording, trader Joe's has A' hundred and three reviews on Trustpilot,

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So here's some background info on Trader Joe's.

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There are currently 569 stores across the United States, and the very first Trader Joe's opened

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Colom

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Cologne?

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Cologne, Joe Colom, Joe.

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Okay, so the founder's name is Joe.

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Look at that.

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The company actually began in 1958 under A', different name and

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But Joe felt that the original Pronto markets were very much too similar to seven 11, and recognized

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He actually has A' quote, he called seven 11, like the 800 pound gorilla of the world or something.

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Joe realized he should pivot and noted that there were two trends that were growing in

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So that first trend was the number of college educated people was rising

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And then the second trend, they started adding these giant jumbo jets into

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And those were set to premiere in 1970.

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So everyone knew that international travel would be accelerating.

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So that just leads to A' culture of better educated and more well-traveled people

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Right.

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And then this is interesting to note.

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In 2004, business Week reported that Trader Joe's quintupled its number of stores between

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And then in 2016, fortune Magazine estimated sales to be $1,750 in merchandise per square foot.

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Which is more than double the sales generated by competitor Whole Foods,

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Wow.

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which makes Trader Joe's have the distinction of being the

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It's quite A' distinction.

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Pretty and San.

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That's, that's, wow, that's amazing.

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And we did not have Trader Joe's in South Carolina when 'I was growing

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So 'I don't know why 'I decided to share that, but 'I wanted to.

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So with all of that background info,

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Yes,

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'I think we have more knowledge about Joe Trader Joe's.

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So let's jump in and let's start with that five star.

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Let's do it.

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Of that review.

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All right.

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So Trey and 'I decided that the world was our oyster this week.

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So 'I tracked down A', particular Trader Joe's in Fremont, California.

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So this is A' Yelp review of that particular location.

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So this is Northern California A' little closer to San Francisco for A' reference.

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This review was written by Brenda C as you know, it's A' five star review.

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Here we go.

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First, the Yelp reviews averaged 4.5 stars for this particular trader.

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Joe's come to me at no surprise.

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I'm actually feeling A' little guilty because sometimes 'I cheat on Joe

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The one next to Joe kind of kinky 'I know.

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'I.

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Only do it because Safeway has more time for me since he's available 24 hours, which

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Say what?

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Swear.

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That's what he said.

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But I'm not complaining.

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I'm grateful.

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Fremont has that 24 hour gem around.

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Just find it funny when A' grocery store runs out of milk.

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All of it before 'I tell you why.

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'I love tj.

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'I would like to point out that having had A' crazy busy schedule between yesterday and

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My last drop of mental fuel comes from the friendly service and quality experience 'I

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'I realized it was all because of Joe.

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Then it dawned on me, 'I always leave his place with A' smile.

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It's so easy to find what I'm looking for here.

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Joe gives me the perfect amount of.

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As the saying goes, more isn't always better.

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For example, 'I was grabbing froyo one night at some small froyo shop and they couldn't decide

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Such unnecessary desires and drama wouldn't have existed in my mind

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Lol, 'I digress again.

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wide tooth smile emoji.

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Anyway, Joe consistently keeps his shelves and isles clean and

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Enter, browse, decide, choose, and check.

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Turkey burgers, frozen cod filets and tangerine juice are among my favorite TJ items.

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Also, their frozen Indian cuisine choices are delicious too.

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Love the lamb, vue and garlic.

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Non lastly, A'.

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Lot of handsome men that work there.

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'I blush admitting it, but it's true.

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Check the place out for yourself for those who are into that sort of thing.

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Of course, tongue out emoji

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Oh,

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brands.

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did you say Wa

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'I did.

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Did she abbreviate her name?

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A' as A'.

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Yeah.

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Brands,

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B R E N Z.

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should we call her brands?

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Oh, without question.

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Are you kidding?

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Okay,

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Brynn.

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it's friends.

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'I.

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Think Brenda C.

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'I.

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Think the C stands for Lingus cuz she's A'.

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Horny Motherfucker.

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'I was just about to say 'I.

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Think that BRZ is like real horny and I'm not judging 'I get it.

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But 'I think that BRZ was like 'I don't know, like titillated by her experience

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'I.

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Think this review is more horny than the she comes first episode.

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It might be, it might be Brent's.

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Really A' pacs on the heat.

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And you know, it was definitely A' stylistic choice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:42

There were A', few other reviews that went with this like love letter option.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:46

'I just thought there was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:47

Little bit more to pick apart here for brands.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:50

yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:50

Bres really like, comes from A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:52

Very specific tone.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:54

Like, like there's like A', really specific feel throughout, maybe because at the

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:06

yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:07

incest kinky?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:09

Because she cheated on Joe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:11

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:12

Well, it's not really incest, is it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:14

the brother.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:16

cheated on, but she cheated on Joe with his older brother.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:18

That's an incest for her.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

That's just her being A' little, you

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:23

it's incest for her cunt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:24

Bronco, , 'I, guess so.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:28

'I never really thought about it that way, but 'I just think

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:30

But is that kinky?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:32

Would you consider that A' kink having sex with the same family members?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:36

for some people.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:37

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:38

Like maybe

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:39

the, this is getting into

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:40

this is,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:41

but it's um, right at the top of this review, which is so interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:46

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:46

Also, full disclosure, I've never been to A' Safeway,

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:49

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:49

Don't think I've been to A' Safeway either.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:51

but they're 24 hours.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:53

24 hour Safeway, 'I wanna say it's like A', more like A' regular

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:59

Think it's like, um, what's that grocery store in Manhattan?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:04

You have one around the corner too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:05

'I think, help me out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:07

No, the one in the city begins with A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:10

F 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:11

Think Fairway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:13

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:14

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:14

Think 'I was like questioning if it was the same thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:16

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:17

Think it's like maybe similar to A' Fairway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:18

Cuz isn't the idea with Fairway or 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:20

Remember it used to be in the city that like shopping at Fairway was cheaper

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:27

don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:28

'I don't think I've been to A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:29

Food Emporium

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:30

what Trey, where did you shop?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:32

In Manhattan.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:33

Well, in ChelseyBD there was A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:35

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:36

so we went there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

Anyway, the point is 'I think it's like A', slightly cheaper grocery store.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:41

But on the Upper West Side, A' brand New Trader Joe's opened two blocks away.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:45

So 'I always went to the Trader Joe's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:47

And I'm also like hearing, because 'I, remember Trader Joe's was new for me

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:56

And there is A' whole culture like brands gets into of like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:00

Their own stuff that you sort of have to like learn and like you have to like

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:10

And 'I, remember when 'I lived in LA for A' couple of months.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:13

'I went to that Trader Joe's and it was A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:16

Completely different experience because in Manhattan it's like swarms of people.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:23

'I don't think 'I ever left smiling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:25

It's really, really

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:27

It's very stressful cuz it, well, especially like, it was not like

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:37

You actually had to shop in line.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

You know, like you, you could only shop the aisles and then the perimeter of the store you shopped

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:47

So like for anyone that hasn't shopped in Manhattan at

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:52

There's A', smaller square footage because real estate is so expensive and they literally

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:08

So you can't like

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:10

might as well just get on the line

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:12

you need to get in the line and shop while you're stuck in the line

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:24

Anyway, that's A' very different experience because when 'I was shopping in West Hollywood,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:32

I'll say like that, 'I think that that is an anomaly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:35

So, okay, so then that brings me back to something that Bryz was saying,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:41

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:42

How many times do you go up and down the same miles, 'I, 'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:45

Think if 'I was going three times, I'd be stressed out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:48

'I just think that brands is painting A' picture that I've ha

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:59

And there's like lots of space to move around that before you know it, you've

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:06

Or you know, 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:07

You're just like 'I think in this like blissful, euphoric, preco state.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:15

Definitely.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:16

For brands,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:18

but 'I mean obviously.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:19

We need to start off right at the top by talking about the fact that BRZ did spend A' lot of

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:30

Talking about things that were not Trader Joe's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:34

In this review, we spoke A' lot about Safeway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:37

We have that weird froyo

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:40

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:40

moment.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:42

What do we think about that in 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

Mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

Know this is A' stylized review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:46

We have 14 funny votes, so maybe we're A', little bit more forgiving, you know, in that atmosphere.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:53

And also 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:54

Gotta point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:54

Actually, 'I, just wanna point out 'I know I'm, I'm maybe about to contradict what 'I just said,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:01

A', lot of people in this particular trader, Jew, trader Jews, wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:06

Trader Joe's Yelp page did talk about this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:11

Safeway, because it's in the same shopping center.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:15

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:16

Well, the Safeway seems, uh, like it's adding value to the comparison.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:21

The froyo felt like A' tangent on top of A' tangent, which 'I under 'I understood.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:26

And 'I actually agree with.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:27

Like, you don't know how overwhelming too many choices are until you're trying to get froyo in

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:34

But it has nothing to do with Trader Joe's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:36

It felt that felt obnoxious to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:38

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:39

It felt like we could have understood the metaphor without that example, or maybe with using an

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:51

I'm fine with the three that Trader Joe's is offering.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:54

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:55

And at the top of the review, like when they're talking about Safeway, it started selling

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:01

That seems so much nicer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:02

Like, uh, like 'I was really like idolizing that over Trader Joe's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:06

So 'I felt like brands was leading me off the topic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:10

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:10

Like 'I thought it was A' little odd.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:13

Even though 'I understand that the Safeway's in the same shopping center

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:18

'I still thought it was A' little weird that we were focusing so much at the top

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:29

But we're also sort of setting up this whole kind of kinky 'I know thing

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:37

So

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:38

But would you ever, do you think of A' smile as something that you wear?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:43

You are never fully dressed without A' smile.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:47

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:47

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:48

'I don't, doesn't bother me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

Why does it bother you when someone says they're wearing A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:52

Smile

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:52

No, but it really makes me think in A' deep psychological

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:57

Cuz 'I think of smiling as something I'm putting on, but not that I'm wearing A' smile.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:03

That's 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:04

Think that is A' psychological

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:05

Do you hear that distinction though?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:07

'I do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:08

Because when you're saying I'm putting, when I'm putting on A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:14

That's disingenuous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:15

'I have to put it on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:17

When I'm wearing A' smile, I've become aware of the fact that, oh my God, and I'm smiling,

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

It's like that moment of like 'I can see it, it feels kind of cinematic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:35

Like I'm, I'm walking back to my car and I'm smiling 'I like, oh, 'I God, I'm smiling.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:39

Why am 'I smiling?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

Guess I'm smiling cuz of Joe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

That's ever happened to you before.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:44

No, I've never suddenly caught myself smiling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:47

I'm not A' lunatic

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

What?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

'I A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

A' Lunatic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:50

Cuz 'I have

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:51

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:51

Just think that brands going up and down the aisles for the third fucking time, just smiling,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:02

Like she's A' lunatic.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:04

She's A' lunatic,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:05

Stop judging.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:06

Brn so hard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:08

Bren just needs to get some, leave her be

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:12

So do you think there's any value, new or unique information

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:17

Trader Joe's,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

It's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

Little bit of fishing, you know, for information which isn't always like the best style.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:24

Like you can surmise from this review that the service is really good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:30

We've dropped.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:31

We've dropped like the Turkey burgers, the frozen cod filets.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:34

The tangerine juice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:35

Tangerine juice is so good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:36

Oh my god.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:36

Have you ever gotten it

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:38

no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:39

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:39

The tangerine juice A' Trader

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:40

Wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:41

Have you ever had those sriracha waffle chips?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:44

No,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:46

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:46

spicy girl though.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:47

oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:48

ChelseyBD

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:49

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:50

'I have literally like, I'll take back every Royal Highness I've ever inducted

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:56

Oh my

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:56

Those sriracha waffle chips are literally to die

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:01

are they like waffle fries or like, just like A' waffle potato chip with

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:06

They're just like, that's right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:08

Waffle potato chips.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:09

Oh, and 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:10

Don't think I've ever had A' bottle of sriracha.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:12

Like I'm not A' Tabasco hot sauce person.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

It is just like, do you like barbecue chips?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:18

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:19

Like 'I, like barbecue chips?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:21

Like Yeah, 'I have A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:21

Positive affinity for them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:22

But like if I'm gonna get chips, 'I just want lays regular potato chips.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:26

Like how?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:27

'I just like vanilla.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:28

It's 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:29

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:30

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:30

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:30

Feel for lunatic.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:32

Brenda Bren's here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:33

Excuse me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:34

Because 'I don't want A' lot of choices when it comes to ice cream or fro you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

But I'll tell you when 'I was, and 'I haven't been to Trader Joe's in A' very

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:43

But 'I would get like four or five of those bags of the sriracha chaps

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:51

And wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:51

'I,

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:51

But this is like the point, like even you, you're making fun of friends,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:03

You just said that you would take away every Royal Highness for this one chip.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:09

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:09

it's the product, not because there's handsome men and I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:13

we're treating, this is obviously like somewhat of A' metaphor, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:18

Like we're being creative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:20

So we are getting that point across of like, this is the way that people feel about Trader Joe's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:26

Like they are this passionate about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:29

They will miss an opportunity to do something with their husband to go to Trader Joe's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:36

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:37

People get off from Trader Joe's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:41

Look, 'I think brands is gonna get A' High Crown from me, so I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

You're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:50

Friends 'I don't think you're A' Luna Tech, but do think that brands took A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:55

Lot of artistic license, spent A' lot of time talking about things that were not Trader Joe's

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:07

Or the service in the store.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

Besides their looks, what are, what do they actually do to help you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:12

Like, yeah, 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:13

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:13

Little bit

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:13

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:14

Cuz it's also like, the point is that the reason why you're so happy is because they're

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:26

horniness

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:27

well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:27

No acts of service.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:30

service.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:31

Isn't that A' Love language?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:33

'I Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:33

'I know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:34

Whoever came up with those long of languages is like staunchly, homophobic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:38

Oh really?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:39

That was like revealed later.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:40

So I've never read the book, but

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:42

I've never read it either.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:44

'I think that brands provides A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:46

Lot of unique information more so than new or valuable, but 'I, but 'I there 'I,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:59

Correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:01

Spelling, grammar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:02

Were there any s

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:04

there were like, the way that Brent's write, some of her sentences

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:23

There were A' few times when 'I just thought things could have been worded differently.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:27

'I don't think there were any like, you know, overt spelling errors or anything like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:31

But 'I do think, you know, brs, she got A' little carried away.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:37

A' in moments.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:38

got A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:38

Little excited

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:39

Yeah, she got A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:40

Little, little, uh, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:41

A' little burst of something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:43

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:43

Truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:43

Shady, definitely.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:45

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:45

Think truthful to Brenda.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:47

Certainly not shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:48

It's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:48

Five star.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:50

Well, maybe A' little shady towards Safeway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:52

No, but 'I don't even think it's shaded A' Safeway, because 'I feel like the impact

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:03

You've never had such A' Joy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:04

The joys of shopping at 2:00 AM are amazing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:08

I've done it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:09

Sometimes shopping at like 2:00 AM can be kind of like weird because they're like sometimes

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:17

But it's so quiet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:19

It's so nice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:21

just get it all to yourself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:23

it's great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:24

Do you think this is A' common or fluke?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:25

Typical experience

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:27

Definitely for this location.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:28

I'll say common.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:29

This was not the only love letter 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:32

'I had A' really hard time picking out which review 'I wanted to go with cuz there were A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:37

Lot of thank you, but there were A' lot that were like super passionate in their own.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:42

In their own way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:44

So 'I do think this is common.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:45

'I think this is A' really well loved location is what 'I was.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:48

'I looked up like Top Trader Joe's in California and that was how 'I found this Yelp page.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:55

So 'I do think this is one of the more beloved stores.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:58

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:58

'I would imagine that the experience is probably going to be similar, but 'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:06

Very unusual way

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:08

also think like you don't hear brands that often, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:14

and the like tongue out emoji is 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:17

Don't know that we've ever covered that on the review show

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:20

And it's like the old 'I didn't know how to say it when 'I was reading it, but

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

So it's like, yeah, the Big D.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

So like the Teethy grin was

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:33

Wait, when was this written?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:35

this was written in 2012.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:37

So that makes sense, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:39

So alright.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:40

Humor entertained totally on

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

'I was entertained.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:43

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:45

and then impact Deal breaker 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:46

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:46

Want to go to A'?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:47

Safeway?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:48

'I wanna, like 'I would wanna go to this shopping center

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:53

Cuz anything 'I can't get A' Trader Joe's 'I can go over to the 24

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:57

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:59

Think 'I can crown this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:00

How do you feel?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:00

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:01

'I can Crown Brands.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:03

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:07

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:13

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:34:19

to the school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

Okay, the Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:22

Four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:23

Four crowns, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:25

Why four Crowns for brands.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:27

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:28

Literally last second moved it up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:29

I'm really still torn between three and A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:31

Half and four.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:32

'I feel like three.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:33

And A' half is A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:34

Little too low because 'I do think the impact is exceedingly positive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:38

So 'I went with four, but 'I wouldn't give more crowns because 'I don't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:43

Like 'I wanted brands to center the intention of the review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:47

A' little bit more into reality and less comedy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:51

Woowoo horny land.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:53

But, but 'I, 'I got the impact.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:56

'I get that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:57

This is like someone who is truly singing the praises for the unique

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:05

And so for that reason, 'I said four 'I think it has A' large impact.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:08

And 'I agree about Froyo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:09

So that's why 'I said four.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

Why did you say four?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:13

Literally ditto.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:14

You know, 'I wanted more information about Trader Joe's itself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:17

'I think 'I Love A' Joke review, jokey review, that also still manages to

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:26

Or like what if 'I really was someone that had never shopped at Trader Joe's?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:29

And what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:30

'I just A' little bit more information about what 'I can expect in the experience outside

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:48

So 'I was sort of left with just wanting A' little more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:51

But 'I always wanna give people high points for being creative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:55

As someone that spends an enormous amount of time in reviews, it's like it can get quite boring.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:01

'I feel like 'I need to reward that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:02

And 'I wanna reward brands accordingly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:06

With Four Crowns, great job brands.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:08

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:08

Brands.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:09

We hope you, um, score with those handsome men at traders.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:13

Yeah, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:14

Hope you do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:15

Honestly, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:15

Hope you do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:15

And honestly, maybe 'I need to spend A' little more time hanging out with Trader

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:20

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:21

They say that if you wanna get, if you wanna meet A' man, spend time at A' grocery store.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:25

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:26

Well, you know, friends, you just might have inspired me, so

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:29

Nice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:30

our baby.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:31

B r b,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:32

Well, we'll take A' break so ChelseyBD can go get horned up at

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:42

which I'm already dreading.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:43

okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:43

You.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:44

It's gonna be fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:45

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:45

So we'll be right back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:46

B R B.

VOICEOVER: 00:36:50

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:36:51

We'll be right back.

VOICEOVER: 00:37:08

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:16

Woo Woo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:18

It's game time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:20

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:21

It is Game time and Trey 'I have designed A', one of A' kind game for you and our audience today.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:30

This game is called United States of Joe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:35

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:38

It's the United States A' Joe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:41

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:42

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:43

So what 'I found really interesting and 'I know, you did kind of mention this at

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:51

So there are seven states that there are no Trader Joe's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:55

The one 'I found the most ironic was Hawaii because they wear Hawaiian shirts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:02

The entire thing is like, you know, A' nod to Hawaiian culture.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:05

And yet guys, no Trader Joe's in Hawaii.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:09

Fascinating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:10

No Trader Joe's in North Dakota or South Dakota, Alaska, Wyoming, west Virginian, or Mississippi.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:17

So those people are really missing out and that must be why every once in A', while

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:26

It's for those people.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:28

So anyway, what I'm gonna do, Trey, there's A' number of states that

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:32

So I'm gonna tell you the number of states that have this favorite product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:38

I'm gonna list the states, and then I'm gonna give you two options of what the favorite

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:46

Okay?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:47

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:47

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:48

First, we have 13 states that have this as A' favorite product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:52

The states are Alabama, Georgia.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:56

Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, North Carolina,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:10

All of those states.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:11

The most sold item at Trader Joe's is either sweet chili sauce or Mandarin orange chicken.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:26

I'm gonna go with Mandarin Orange Chicken.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:30

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:31

It is sweet chili sauce, which I've actually never gotten from Trader Joe's

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:37

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:38

Nine states have, this is their favorite product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:40

Arizona, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:53

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:53

All love.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:54

Everything but the bagel seasoning or chicken tka masala.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:04

they're all sort of northern except for Texas, so it makes me think everything.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:09

Bagel seasoning.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:10

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:11

That is correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:13

Good job, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:14

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:15

Next grouping of states.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:16

We have five states, Arkansas, Idaho, Nevada, Utah, and Washington

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:24

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:24

is the favorite item.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:26

Macaroni, verese or bruschetta sauce.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:36

Bruschetta.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:37

Wait, bruschetta sauce.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:39

What does that mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:41

It's bruschetta sauce is like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:43

Like the tomato stuff

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:44

it's like tomatoes cut up with like garlic and no mint, garlic, and oil.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:51

on A' little toast thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:53

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:53

So what is the

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:54

Guess you could.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:55

The tomato stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:57

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:58

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:59

So is it the macaroni, vais, or

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:03

is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:04

It's A' variety.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:05

Pack of Macaronis.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:07

That macarons?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:09

You think it's Macaronis?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:10

That's correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:12

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:13

Good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:14

California stands on their own with this particular favorite Is California's favorite,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:30

Well, I'm obviously thinking everyone in California is very health

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:39

So unexpected Cheddar

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:43

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:43

Put that there to trick you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:44

A' little 'I But that being said, if you've never gotten the unexpected cheddar, get it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:53

It is unexpectedly delicious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:56

It is so good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:57

No, it's real cheddar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:58

It's just like A' finer cheddar cheese, and you're not expecting it to be as delicious

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:03

it is like cheese that you would put like on A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:05

It's A' block of cheese.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:06

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:07

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:08

Good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:09

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:09

Wait, use deductive reasoning are starting to get to know me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:13

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:13

Two states here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:14

We got Colorado and Oregon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:18

Now, do they love the sublime ice cream sandwiches or the vegan banana bread?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:30

'I feel like it's really cold in Colorado, so they might not want ice

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:36

But you said Oregon,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:37

Oregon, Colorado.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:39

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:39

Think of like hippie people in Oregon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:42

So I'm gonna say the, what was it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:43

Vegan something?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:44

Vegan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:45

Vegan banana bread.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:47

That is correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:49

Trey, you are getting very good at this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:53

Good work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:54

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:55

Our next grouping of states, we have two states, Connecticut and Maine is their favorite.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:00

Trader Joe's product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:01

Turkey meatballs or chicken cilantro, mini wontons.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:10

many Turkey meatballs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:12

That's correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:13

They weren't mini, but the Turkey meatballs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:15

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:15

Good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:16

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:17

Two states here, Delaware, New Mexico as their favorite.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:22

The dried chili, spiced mango or kung pow chicken.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:31

'I have no idea.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:34

chicken.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:34

You're going kung pow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:36

That is correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:38

Good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:39

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:40

Really, very, very good at this game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:42

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:43

Two states we have Florida and your home State of South Carolina.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:48

So Trey, does your home state love hold the cone mini ice cream cones or ke lime pie?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:01

This is tricky.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:02

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:03

I'm gonna say hold the cones.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:06

No,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:07

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:08

'I try and it's ke lime pie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:09

But 'I was intentionally trying to trick you cause 'I was like Florida.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:13

It's hot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:15

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:16

Minnesota is the only state to have this favorite treat from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:19

Trader Joe's is that Treat chocolate lava cake or Donn bananas.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:29

gone Bananas.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:31

Oh, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:32

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:33

Chocolate Lava cake.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:34

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:35

Three states, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:40

They love frozen Cauliflower.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:43

Nochi or Spanta?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:51

The Nochi.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:52

Yoki.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:53

Uh oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:54

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:55

Spanta 'I know, but that is A' big popular project.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:58

'I was surprised.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:59

Alright,

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:00

states.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:01

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:01

Just never think about those three states ever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:03

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:04

Well, have you ever thought about Wisconsin?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:06

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:07

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:07

Cheese

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:08

Okay, cuz these are your last two.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:09

And 'I feel like you could get A' win out of this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:13

In Wisconsin is their favorite item.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:16

The Danish cringle or frozen chocolate croissants.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:25

What the fuck is A'?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:26

Kringle?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:27

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:27

I'll tell you before you guess.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:29

So A' Danish kringle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

It's like this humongous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:32

Do you know what A' Danish is like?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:33

A' cheese.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:34

Danish?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:35

Yeah, so it's like A' humongous danish.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:38

it's gotta be that

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:39

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:40

It is that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:42

Good job Everybody says it's like amazing

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:44

Kringle.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:45

That's such A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:45

Weird, gross word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:46

Kringle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:47

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:48

All right, your last item is from the District of Columbia DC where Biden currently resides . So

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:12

Well, 'I do think everyone in DC's on the go, so I'm thinking like

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:19

I'm gonna say the lime tortilla chippy things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:23

Sorry, try it was the Bomba snacks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:25

You shouldn't have second guessed yourself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:28

That's it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:29

That's A' trip around the United States.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:30

A' Joe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:32

Try 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:32

Feel like you did still do pretty well, even though you got some wrong 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:35

Think you got more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:35

There were 13 total guesses.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:38

So how many did you get, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:40

well 'I only tallied 12, but, but 'I have more, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:44

So even with missing one, 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:46

Oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:46

Wait, it is 12

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:48

oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:48

because the first, the first page is A' title

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:51

'I won.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:52

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:53

How many did you get?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:54

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:54

Seven.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:55

Yay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:57

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:58

Good work,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:59

Well, 'I just feel like 'I am much closer to my nation than I've ever been.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:04

Vote for me for President 2024.

VOICEOVER: 00:47:09

Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:12

All right, we are back from that rousing game break around

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:18

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:19

Let's hear it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:20

That one star review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:21

I've been dreading this moment, but I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:24

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:25

So, yes, today 'I had the privilege of sourcing our one star review for today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:31

So 'I went to Better Business Bureau and 'I found this Onestar from A',

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:38

Brenda and Brian.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:40

Brian Brands.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:42

All right, so this is actually for A', another store in

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:50

And this is Brian's one star Better Business Bureau Review for Trader Joe's this morning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:58

As 'I do every week, 'I drove A' long way to this Trader Joe's for flowers, parentheses,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:08

This store, it's cutting down the amount of flowers and quantity, and they have

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:24

They were all leaned over and the very tops of them were suffering like they

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:35

'I saw they were not in water exclamation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:38

Mark 'I requested the manager named.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:41

and then A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:42

Better Business Bureau like removes these names.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:44

So it just says four asterisks space, four asterisks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:49

He has worked there for the whole time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:52

I've gone to this location, parenthesis two years.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:57

He has never smiled.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:58

He doesn't say thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:00

He always looks unhappy as he barely stares over his manager station in front.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:09

It was made very clear today how little he cares.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:13

When he finally came out from the back, he helped one of his cashiers while 'I continued to wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:20

Then he came over and said, yeah, how can 'I help you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:25

'I showed him the bad condition of the flowers that they are not in water,

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:32

Long way to get there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:34

He said, yeah, we don't put 'em in water so they won't bloom Really.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:39

'I said they had been in water in the past, and thus 'I have always needed to use the plastic

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:51

He said, I'll have to ask the person who takes care of the flowers da da dot,

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:01

She yelled back, we don't put them in water so they won't bloom.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:07

'I said that the flowers are close to dead because they are caps not in water.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:16

Just then manager's name that's hidden an asterisks cuts me off as if to

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:25

And he said, well, that's all we have.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:28

And he walked away.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:30

Not one single, I'm sorry, not one single.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:39

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:41

He is simply A', self-centered, rude person who has no qualms about acting this way in front

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:58

Manager's name, that's asterisk out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:00

Question mark.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:01

Bad exclamation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:03

Mark.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:06

Manager Bad.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:08

Oh my God, it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:10

Yeah, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:10

Mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:11

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:11

Little bit of A' caring Bri.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:13

Okay, so.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:15

'I don't want to condone poor customer service.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:20

'I am surprised that there was poor customer service at Trader Joe's because

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:28

correct,

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:29

this is A' little bit shocking and I'll give Brian that, but 'I don't know

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:48

Cuz he's making all these like very personal attacks, like, uh, that he's self-centered,

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:57

'I don't think you can like say that someone is self-centered because they're like, sorry,

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:04

And then you're like, yeah, you do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:05

And then you know, like 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:06

'I just don't think that self-centered is really the right expression.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:10

'I think that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:11

If you don't like the way that, like what do you want them to do at that point?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:14

Like, if you don't like the way the flowers look, well then don't buy them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:18

You know, like 'I can understand that you're annoyed because you went there and the manager

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:25

Wish the quality was better.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:27

We're getting A' new shipment of flowers tomorrow or what.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:29

You know, there was like other ways that the manager could have handled it certainly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:34

But Brian is kind of blowing this A' little bit out of proportion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:39

How old do you think Brian is?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:40

You know what's funny is 'I feel it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:42

'I get like older man vibes from Brian, but then 'I feel like Brian is not an old man name.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:47

Right, because 'I definitely have A' sense that this is an older gentleman.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:52

And I'm also hearing that it does feel like Brian's coming from stuff because at the

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:09

So it does seem like there's A', lot of psychological stuff going on here when we're

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:17

Right 'I feel like I've gone to grocery store 'I mean like my Complaint

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:25

Like even though that happened to me at Trader Joe's this past week, I'm not gonna

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:33

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:34

Like 'I was annoyed that 'I went all the way there for this one thing and they didn't have it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:38

But I'm not gonna be like, I'm never gonna go back there

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:41

'I mean is that even A' real strategy?

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:43

'I guess it probably is because 'I, when I'm picking out flowers, 'I try to

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:50

So I've never thought about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:51

Yeah, 'I was gonna ask you about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:53

Like maybe they soak them in water, but they're not gonna like leave them sitting in water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:57

It's not the craziest thing I've ever heard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:00

Also, Brian mentioning these plastic liners like 'I know exactly what he's talking

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:05

'I know exactly what he's talking about too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:06

But for whatever reason, 'I don't remember them having them at Trader Joe's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:12

Oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:12

'I definitely

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:13

do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:14

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:14

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:14

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:15

So Brian 'I mean like, do we think that Brian is being shady?

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:19

'I feel like A' little bit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:20

'I feel A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:21

Little bit too 'I feel like Brian is upset and throwing it at every aspect.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:26

Like they, they wanna mention that they go out of their way to go to this location also.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:32

Do you, whose fault do you think it is that the inventory is getting smaller?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:35

'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:35

Don't think it's the manager.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:36

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:36

Think it's based on sales.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:38

'I think that Brian is really like personifying the manager as the end all be

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:45

And 'I just don't think that that's accurate or fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:47

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:48

'I think the manager should have handled this situation maybe better.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:51

You know, maybe not let Brian leave so upset.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:54

Maybe be like A' little bit more understanding.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:57

That's where 'I feel like the manager failed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:59

But Brian is really taking this personally also.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:03

Like this is on the Trader Joe's page and it's only about the flowers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:09

Correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:10

How do we feel about that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:11

Well, 'I 'I mean 'I knew that this would be A' topic of conversation

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:15

It's, it's like not even A' food product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:18

So like yeah, 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:19

And like what is the goal with Better Business Bureau because like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:23

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:24

The major Complaint here is that the manager didn't say sorry once, what are, do you want

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:32

Like what is the goal?

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:33

That's, yeah, like, it's like what is the

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:35

like you were attacked

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:37

Or like 'I guess like if the food quality was like really bad

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:41

'I, just think like better business bureau because he said,

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:45

extreme issues.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:47

Not

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:48

not like my, the flowers were dead and 'I didn't buy them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:52

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:53

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:54

Brian didn't like, other than the gas money that they spent to drive there,

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:01

Well, 'I also recognize in reading it, A' contradiction cuz Brian is really painting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:07

This manager as like always having A', A', sour puss face on their manager podium.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:14

And then it's like when he finally came out of the back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:17

So I'm like, okay, which is it Brian?

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:19

Are they looking sour pussy up on their little thing or are they making you wait forever because

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:26

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:27

which is 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:28

'I mean whatever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:29

Brian was heated 'I mean, look, 'I am someone who 'I will buy flowers when 'I go to Trader Joe's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:34

Very much your Complaint where it's like 'I don't know that I'm going

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:39

But 'I know that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:39

I'm like, let me just get A' fresh popup color to put in my house for the week.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:44

Like I'll grab it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:45

So like 'I do think that there like maybe that's useful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:48

Like cuz 'I do think of the flowers at Trader Joe's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:52

Like that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:52

'I mean it might be useful to know, like maybe this location doesn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:07

but it's kind of reaching.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:08

It is reaching.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:10

It does make me wonder, like why is somebody going to Better Business Bureau to look through reviews?

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:15

'I think it's age.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:16

That's

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:16

Age.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:17

Okay, so

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:18

but 'I don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:18

else in Brian's age demographic because better Business Bureau

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:24

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:24

That's fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:25

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:26

But 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:26

We're making that up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:27

'I don't know why Brian went here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:28

Maybe Brian did this on every website, you know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:31

But like 'I do think like maybe when you're older, like you're A' little crotchety

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:36

A' terrible.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:38

Tell me A', sorry.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:39

You know, like maybe the manager walked away because you're being

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:44

Well, that's the thing cuz it's like at the end of the 'I mean, listen, 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:54

And you're like, sorry, we don't have any others that isn't that really

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:58

Okay, well then don't buy it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:00

Also when you say, this is our procedure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:04

and then the customer is saying, no, it's not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:07

So then you get A' second opinion from someone else who knows the procedure

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:14

And then the customer once again says You're wrong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:18

Then you've reached an impasse.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:19

There's nowhere else to go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:20

And like you would think that saying, sorry, is the exit line.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:24

So this one like 'I guess just said, well, that's all we have.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:27

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:28

Just feel

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:29

I'm sorry,

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:30

this is like the perfect example of the like doth protest.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:34

Too much 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:34

Just don't buy that Brian.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:38

So gently put the clothes back on the buy the register.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:42

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:43

'I just like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:44

Don't 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:44

'I don't buy that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:46

Like 'I just don't think that Brian was his best self that day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:50

'I think Brian went in there like A', you know, bull in A' China shop or whatever with like

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:00

Really hot and heavy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:02

And sometimes that can be hard to deal with.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:04

And in A' weird way, it's like making me feel compassion for the manager,

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:08

'I know it's having A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:10

Little bit of the opposite impact.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:12

Cuz I'm just like, ugh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:14

What do you think about the phrase heading for dead?

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:18

'I wrote that down.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:19

Because they say it twice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:21

heard of that before.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:22

'I mean, obviously 'I understand what it means,

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:25

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:25

It makes like it is like grammatically like heading for dead, but 'I would

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:31

close to death.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:32

Heading towards death.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:34

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:35

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:35

Near, near, near dead.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:37

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:37

Don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:37

Do you think this is typical?

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:39

. Do you think people are like noticing the $2 increase?

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:42

Maybe if you buy these flowers every week but

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:44

Maybe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:45

Yeah, maybe 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:47

Guess that's like what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:48

That's the, that's the value.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:50

Is that like we know the price difference?

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:52

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:52

Think so?

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:52

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:53

Definitely.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:53

No humor here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:54

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:55

Very

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:55

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:55

Funny issue for Brian.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:57

An ultimate impact, eh?

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:00

Kind of feel bad for the manager.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:02

Yeah, it's pretty minimal.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:03

'I mean unless like, cuz 'I do know at Trader Joe's there is A' platform that the floor manager

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:15

So like if it does seem like this person is like scowling all the time, that might be A' damper.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:20

But 'I at this point, 'I don't know if 'I can trust the narrator.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:23

Exactly 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:24

Think that's where I'm struggling.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:25

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:26

'I think 'I can crown Brian.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:27

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:28

'I can crown Brian, let's do.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:29

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 01:00:30

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:37

Were you unanim us again?

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:38

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:39

One and A' Half Crowns One and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:42

'I did one and A' half.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:43

Honestly, purely because Trader Joe's does pride themselves on being so above and

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:02

But other than that, 'I just like 'I don't really trust the narrator.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:05

It's not really giving me A' full picture of the Trader Joe's experience.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:10

And there's A', lot of details in here that 'I don't feel like are the manager's fault.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:14

Like maybe the pricing or the supplying or the fact that you particularly

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:19

Like none of that really adds up to this store.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:24

Did you wrong?

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:25

It adds up to you were in A' bad mood and maybe didn't present your best self that day.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:30

So for that reason, sorry, Brian.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:32

Sorry, Bri.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:33

Bri couldn't give you more than one and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:36

How about you?

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:36

Trey?

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:37

'I,

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:37

Yeah, 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:38

'I mean 'I said one and A', half 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:40

Think strictly for if I'm going to believe that Brian is being truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:46

'I think the Complaint here is that they didn't get A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:48

Sorry, 'I don't know that.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:50

Sorry.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:51

Would've had an impact on Brian cuz it seems like Brian was very loaded but 'I said one and A' half.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:57

Cuz 'I feel like, all right, well maybe like, because they mention this manager by

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:05

You can't see the name, but 'I might have A' feeling of like, okay, maybe management

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:13

So that might Nestle somewhere in the recesses of my brain.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:18

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:19

but 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:19

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:20

'I really feel like this is A' character study more than it is an assessment of this location.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:25

Totally agree.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:26

But 'I do love Trader Joe's flowers.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:28

So 'I said one and A' half

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:29

'I heading for dad, basically.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:31

for dead.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:33

Well, to summarize Brian and Brands 'I, mean 'I feel like I'm definitely more A'

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:41

And we know you are

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:42

Yeah, definitely more of A' friends than A' Bri?

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:45

definitely 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:46

Do think the resounding impact here is like we love Trader Joe's

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:53

And so if there is any experience that deviates from that, then that has an impact

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:07

So you

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:08

That's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:09

That's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:09

Good point.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:10

Trey, just quickly, cuz 'I 'I did go to A', trader Joe's once and 'I never returned to that

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:18

Like why would 'I go to A', trader Joe's location where someone was rude when, part of

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:29

So good point there in the end.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:31

Funny.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:32

This is A', funny tidbit, non-sequitur, but 'I once worked with this guy who was

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:40

He was like, even like nasty and shady to me.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:43

And he, he, his other job was Trader Joe's and 'I just, hi.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:48

Just hearing that 'I thought, that makes no sense.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:52

You're, and he actually was fired from my job for being too inhospitable and 'I really thought Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:00

And they're like, A' cashier at Trader Joe's.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:02

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:02

Cannot imagine

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:04

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:04

Can't imagine

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:05

'I mean the shirts are colorful and fun, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:07

exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:09

'I won't stop.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:10

VEing over the Trader Joe's employees, the Trader Joe's experience.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:15

The Trader Joe's products.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:16

'I love it.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:17

The Trader Joe's candles Don't even get me started.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:19

Live for it.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:21

And with all this like VEing and ness in mind, Trey, we've officially reached

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:29

Who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER: 01:04:32

My, Royal, Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:34

Well ChelseyBD tonight, I'm so thrilled to be inducting.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:41

Stop.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:42

sanitizer in the form of A' spray.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:47

Genius.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:48

Have you ever had spraying hand sanitizer?

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:51

Not gel.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:52

Exclusive.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:53

I'm an exclusive spray.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:54

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:55

Okay, so the product 'I currently have is from Grove and during quarantine,

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:07

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:07

That's the first time 'I noticed these little hand travel sprays.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:11

So it is like spritzing little mini and 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:15

Keep them in my car.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:16

And 'I bought A' huge back stash that 'I keep in the garage.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:19

That 'I can keep my car stocked because 'I 'I 'I genuinely don't know what it is.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:24

But there is something that is so much more satisfying about spritzing my hands.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:30

It's just A' light mist that 'I can wipe.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:32

It's dry so quick compared to the squirting of A' gel.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:36

You squirt too much.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:38

It's all slippery, sloppy, it goes through your fingers.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:41

You don't want it to get it on your

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:42

Really hard to portion control.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:44

Pushing control is A' challenge.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:45

You have to rub A' lot longer because you need it to soak into your skin and it's gel.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:50

And then sometimes there's A' tacky stickiness.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:52

'I hate that.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:54

So, you know, for that reason, 'I have to induct hand sanitizing spray as My.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:01

Royal Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:02

It is just, it is the tit as

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:04

the tits just to bring everything together.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:08

Full circle, try.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:09

Can you read what this spray says?

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:12

Um, lavender hand sanitizer Spray.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:16

Trader Joe's.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:19

Joe's 'I Love getting the spray

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:23

Is that A'?

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:24

from Trader Joe's.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:26

It is like, just like all the others, but sheer smells really good.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:31

'I like, I'm only mad that you made this induction because now 'I can't because 'I Li, like even

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:41

And as soon as 'I found the spray, 'I was like never looking back.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:44

This one specifically is blood orange Scent.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:48

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:49

orange.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:50

Oh my

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:51

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:53

my God.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:55

All right, now we've gotten weird.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:56

Well, that's my, um, that's my,

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:59

Joe.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:01

that's my induction 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:03

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:04

Spritz.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:05

Maybe I'm late, like 'I am for everything.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:06

But if you've never Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:08

So satisfying.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:09

If you've never had hand sanitizing spray 'I guarantee it's gonna lighten up your life more

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:14

You'll never look back.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:15

You'll never look back.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:17

Well, that's it, Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:17

We did it.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:18

That is another round on the r you A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:21

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Trey Gerrald: 01:07:23

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Trey Gerrald: 01:07:24

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Trey Gerrald: 01:07:26

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Chelsey Donn: 01:07:27

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Chelsey Donn: 01:07:29

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Chelsey Donn: 01:07:30

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Chelsey Donn: 01:08:37

Gerard.

Trey Gerrald: 01:08:37

On this week's after show Pod, we are gonna be rating and

Trey Gerrald: 01:08:44

Four Accu Time kids, Nickelodeon jojo, C Y, educational learning touch screens,

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:12

Wow,

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coloristic.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:15

that's A' mouthful.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:16

So to find out what made ChelseyBD say

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:19

This is mean.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:19

I'm sure Maddie Ziegler is very nice, but like there was like A' boringness to that

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:25

And to find out what made Trey say.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:29

your little peach is not gonna wear this on her wedding day.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:32

Then join our Patreon page at Review That Review dot com slash Patreon to hear our

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:44

And remember,

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:46

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:47

You're A' freaking kinky.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:50

Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:52

agenda, non-specific.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:54

Freaky kinky.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:56

Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:58

Bye.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:59

Goodbye.

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:00

Oh my God.

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Review That Review.

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As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and the.

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Song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:20

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:20

Feel like the Museum of Sex should have like A' Trader Joe's section.

Trey Gerrald: 01:10:24

What do you mean?

Trey Gerrald: 01:10:25

Oh, for the kinkiness?

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:27

remember like the Museum of Sex had like all those like kink rooms,

Trey Gerrald: 01:10:31

Just like A', an image of Trader Jess

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:33

like A' room where you can like get A' grocery cart and then A' million people could

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:39

'I don't

Trey Gerrald: 01:10:40

hook A', shell necklaces, and Hawaiian shirts.

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with A'.

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Huge giant paddle that says line starts here.

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:49

'I mean it's kind of hot.

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:50

I'm not gonna lie.

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:52

Friends 'I think you are.

Chelsey Donn: 01:10:54

You're helping me discover something new about myself.

Trey Gerrald: 01:10:57

That sounds cool.

Chelsey Donn: 01:11:01

Put it in water.