Episode 91: Hellman's Real Mayonnaise

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every, Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

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Hello,

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Oh, hi and hello.

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Welcome once again to Review That Review.

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The podcast dedicated to reviewing

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and that is Trey Gerrald.

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but when we come together, we are.

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The.

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Review.

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Nate ChelseyBD, happy March 1st

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Happy March in like A' lion out like A' lamb, right?

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Isn't that, isn't that the whole thing?

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ba, or is that A'?

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What's the difference between A' sheep and A'?

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Lamb?

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'I.

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Don't know.

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Oh god.

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Trey Mary had A' little lamb.

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Was that A' sheep?

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Are they interchangeable?

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Oh no.

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Lambs and sheeps are different.

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'I don't know.

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Trey.

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Oh, is A' lamb?

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A' baby.

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lambkin and sheep.

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Sw.

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is A' lamb.

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A'

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A'.

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M

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is A'.

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Lamb.

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A'

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No, they say you.

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U e w E.

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'I.

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Dunno.

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We don't have the answer.

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Let's move off this topic.

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ChelseyBD, how is your,

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Key differences Explained.

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Okay.

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'I tell.

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different.

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This is A' educational podcast.

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Sheep is A', wooly, uh, mammal that is related to the goat

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Good job.

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my week is good.

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You know, trudging A', long 'I went to A' breathwork Sound Healing Circle.

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So that was way more my speed than going out.

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'I did.

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But you know, 'I got to wear pajamas.

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'I got to bring A' blanket.

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'I was very comfortable.

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Did A', little bit of active breathing, which 'I think 'I needed.

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did you fall asleep?

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No, but 'I was in A'.

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Meditative state for sure.

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Are you drinking out of the soda stream?

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sounds, yeah, because 'I, as 'I mentioned last week, 'I don't have

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Still.

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point in putting it in A' Cup.

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Wow.

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Trey.

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Just thinking of you without ice brings me A'.

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Tremendous amount of sadness.

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Thank you.

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Hopefully it'll be fixed.

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'I.

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Hope so, 'I.

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Hope.

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So.

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How has your, other than the fact that your ice is still not working,

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Life's pretty good.

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You know, 'I love Spring cleaning.

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'I.

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My allergies don't love it, but 'I love it.

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We got A' new comforter, which is very exciting.

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You know, we do have two dogs and they sleep in the bed with us like,

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But we had A' black comforter, and that's really challenging because you can see

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Black comforter is not the way to go black.

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Really anything.

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It's just it.

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You would think it would be, it would hide stains, which is gonna come up in my Complaint,

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Yeah, we, so we now have A' White Comforter, which I'm loving.

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It's so great.

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And yeah.

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You know, 'I love it.

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I'm, I'm happy it's still very cold, but 'I know that, you know, March

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Uh, seasons

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the computer freezing or is this your brain going offline?

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It's me.

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It's me.

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'I.

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Just know that we're getting closer to winter being over, which is nice.

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It's crazy to think like 'I also feel like January went so fast and then February always

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It's like, how are we already in March?

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time just goes by so fast.

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Like 'I 'I.

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When 'I went to that, that party last week, 'I 'I saw this girl that 'I, guess 'I hadn't

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Like how old is your baby now?

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And she was like two years old.

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And 'I was like,

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Oh my

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what happened two time?

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Like what?

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That is wild.

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remember when we were kids and it was like, 'I can't wait to graduate.

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Like, oh my gosh, 'I have to get through middle school and 'I have

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Like, it just felt like time went so

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Time did, but it's like 'I guess time is relative right to your age and

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Definitely.

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they're not lying when they say time starts moving faster and faster.

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I've really, it's like the blink of an eye anyway.

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Speaking about things that are annoying, like time, do you have

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Trey?

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Do you need to?

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Lodge, A', Complaint.

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'I 'I.

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Definitely do.

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All right, so 'I, this just happened to me and 'I was thinking like, oh, this is so obnoxious.

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'I cut myself so insanely on my laundry basket.

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Is it wicker?

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No, it's one like A' plastic laundry basket.

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underneath like one of the like circular.

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You got like A' paper cut.

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You got A' paper cut, but with plastic.

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So like 'I, this happens all the time.

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These are the like stair light or whatever, like laundry baskets and they're amazing.

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But 'I really have nicked or cut or scratched or scraped myself on these baskets.

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A' lot.

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But this one is so severe that like the minute and 'I was literally like

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'I was taking it out of the dryer, putting it in the basket.

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And somehow like my finger like caught one of the little hole slits on the side

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Not.

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Okay.

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was like, wow, this is really awful.

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And then the more 'I thought about it, 'I was like, wait, 'I 'I, like 'I actually

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Why are the sides so sharp?

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'I.

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Not that we want anyone else to cut themselves, but is it time to donate the baskets and start A'?

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Start A' New

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'I mean they're not even old.

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Like

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No 'I know.

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That's why I'm saying like donate them to somebody who would like, like them and then

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what kind of baskets do you

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much drama.

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'I, don't U 'I have 'I, just use A' bag.

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'I.

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Don't use A' basket.

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Does that make me uncivilized?

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No.

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No, not at all.

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but 'I do think that there are boxes that are me.

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'I originally thought wicker, and then 'I was like, did one of the sticks.

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Like ye like 'I, don't know.

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They do make baskets out of other.

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Materials,

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be worth looking into.

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Just saying, cuz I've been there and it's like one of those things, especially when it's on

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You know, every time you wash your hands it's like owie.

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Yes.

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Every, literally every time 'I wash my hand, 'I feel it.

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And then even when I'm getting into bed, like 'I can feel it like, and it's A', deep gash.

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Like this is truly the definition of A' gash.

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That's insane.

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Wait, you were talking about wicker baskets.

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Did you have those growing up?

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Cuz we definitely had whisk

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Yeah, we did.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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'I

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Love A'.

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Wiggle

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them that much.

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Yeah.

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that's my Complaint.

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'I don't wanna get cut when I'm cleaning.

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ChelseyBD, what is your Complaint this week?

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Okay, so my Complaint, again, like one of those 'I, guess 'I.

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Don't have anyone to blame but myself things.

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But just something that's really annoying is, you know, when you like get dressed

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So you like go to the fridge and maybe there's like 'I, don't know leftover pad tie or something

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'I mean, why?

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Why is this Murphy A' Murphy?

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Are you back?

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Why is it that this always happens to me?

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Like right when I'm about to run out the door?

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I'm not gonna leave the house looking like A' slob.

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So 'I have to do it, but it's just like annoying to me.

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Now.

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'I have to wash that item that 'I didn't even wear for more than two

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'I have to hope that that stain comes out cuz it's food.

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'I can't deal with it right now cuz 'I need to run out the door.

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So it's gonna sit there for A' while

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you know, when this, this really happens to me all the time.

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'I, 'I have never formulated this until you just complained about it.

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Uh huh.

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This always happens to me with coffee cuz I'm often wanting to make A' little

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A' lot to me that 'I will, 'I will like be trying to drink it quick and it'll dribble A'.

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was gonna say, it must be like the quickness with it.

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Cause I'm not like, like there's some people, I'm not gonna put anybody on

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Like I'm not that kind of person.

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I'm not constantly staining myself.

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It just feels like in these moments, 'I guess.

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Maybe it's the rushing,

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'I think so, but it happens to me all the time.

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And also 'I do like to, if I'm gonna be in the car for A', little bit 'I do like to have A'

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But 'I inevitably will Splish splash with that coffee and it's so frustrating.

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So annoying and then like what 'I mean.

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There's been times when I've just been like, screw it.

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I'm gonna put the shirt like the inside out or not inside out.

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I'm gonna turn it around if I'm like wearing A' jacket, I've had to do that before cuz

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Yeah,

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'I.

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Hear you.

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That that is A' very annoying.

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Oh God.

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Well, I'm glad that we've survived it and that we've made it here safely

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once again, we're like sort of lined up on our complaints cuz

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Very

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Right.

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and A' couple of weeks back with the crumbs and

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That's what I'm saying.

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We're very, we're of the same mind Trey.

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It's, it is, it's frightening and exciting at the same time.

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Well, 'I wanna take this shared community of energy and launch into

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Oh my God, that makes me very excited.

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Please, can we jump in?

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do.

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Review, That, Review.

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As you know, we are your trustee.

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Review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you A' review.

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We break it down and we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

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That, Kvetch.

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Yes.

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And Trey, it is your turn to bring in A' review this week.

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So what have you got for us?

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All right, so today 'I have A' four star Amazon Review,

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Oh my God.

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Okay.

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'I.

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Don't remember A' why or how 'I found this, but thank God 'I did cuz we need to talk about manner.

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Oh my god.

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'I.

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'I.

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We have A'.

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Lot of thoughts on mayonnaise, but we'll get into that after 'I guess.

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So let me tell you, this is A' four star review written by the straw man.

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V like Victor.

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No, the t h

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A' V the straw man.

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Yes.

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And this was written on July 28th, 2015.

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Okay.

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And important to note, it does say in green font.

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Vine customer review of free product.

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Okay.

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Interesting.

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All right, so this was A' coerced review to some regard.

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Right?

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And 'I don't think Vine exists anymore.

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Okay.

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So this is for Hellmann's real mayonnaise 11

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like the app?

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Like the video app.

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That's what I'm

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Oh, okay.

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Weird.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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It's Trey from the editing bay.

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All right.

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While editing this episode, 'I have done A' little more research.

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Whenever you see the vine voice badge and green letters on Amazon, it refers

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Not that six second video app that Instagram destroyed.

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Amazon Vine is A' program that gives customers free products in

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It does not necessarily mean that they're coerced.

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If you leave A' negative review, it doesn't impact your score and Amazon reserves the

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You also cannot, according to npr, sell those items as A' secondhand offer.

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It is an invitation only program.

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They're A' little hazy on their requirements, but we do know that Amazon looks for the reviewer's

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Okay, so now you know, and as the episode continues, anytime we

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Ha ha.

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They're so stupid.

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They didn't do any research.

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But now 'I have Love you.

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Bye.

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All right.

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Go ahead.

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So this is for Hellmann's real mayonnaise size 11 and A'

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Here we go.

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Subject is more control over how you make your sandwich.

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Okay.

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And here is the straws four star review.

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When it comes to mayonnaise, 'I think that Hellman's is pretty much A' staple.

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Although 'I do enjoy the flavor of craft.

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There have been many new incarnations of mayo recently, Chipotle olive

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Well, this time it isn't the flavor that is being revamped, rather the packaging, this

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The idea here is to have better control over placement on sandwiches and whatnot.

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'I can say without A' doubt, this has reinvented ketchup since most.

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The packaging for ketchup now is the squeeze bottle.

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'I have to say, for the most part, this squeeze bottle is A' success.

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However, 'I noticed that the consistency of the mayo seemed A', bit creamier than that of

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'I believe the reason for this is that if the substance was too thick,

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As for taste, 'I, notice A', slight and 'I mean slight difference in taste.

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This isn't A' bad thing.

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It is just my observation as for control when applying well, it is spot on 'I

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'I used this mayo for both sandwiches and making tuna fish salad.

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The application on bread was great.

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'I was able to apply and didn't need to use A' knife to spread it on the.

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As for the tuna salad, 'I felt like 'I needed to use more from this container than

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'I believe that is due to the fact that the product itself was creamier than standard Mayo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:28

Overall A' nice product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:32

Yet 'I wouldn't stop using the stuff out of the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:36

'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:36

'I feel this product is ideal only for making sandwiches.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:42

And this might seem like nitpicking, but the container is 11.5 ounces.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:49

Come on and just make it an even 12 ounces.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:54

Is it really hurting anyone?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:00

Oh wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:02

Okay, so this is 11.5 ounces.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:06

Yes,

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:08

Wow, that was quite A' review Donn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:09

Don't think I've ever heard anyone get so in depth about reviewing mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:13

What 'I kept wondering is like, does anybody not know what A' squeeze bottle does?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:18

Like A', lot of this stuff felt very intuitive that like, you know, the, the,

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:31

Like, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:34

Very odd.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:35

Um, but cool.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:38

You know, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:39

A', okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:39

'I wanted to bring this in for like eight different reasons and they're all because of you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:44

So like why 'I think this is so funny?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:47

Because oftentimes when we are reviewing stupid products on Amazon, you always mention.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:54

We know what it is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:55

We're buying it on Amazon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:58

So 'I thought it was interesting cuz this is 2015 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:01

Don't remember when ketchup bottles switched from being the glass jars to the squeeze bottles.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:07

'I do remember those jars of mayonnaise and they do tend to be squeezy now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:13

So 'I was like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:14

But they still make the jar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:15

They still make the jars.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:17

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:18

'I was like, oh, maybe this is A' time capsule of when that switch was happening.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:23

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:23

But

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:24

like, yeah, like maybe it was more exciting in 2015.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:26

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:28

but you know what 'I think is really fascinating to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:31

This really feels like an essay that 'I would have written an English class in the ninth grade.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:38

And the reason 'I say that is because.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:41

love Mayo

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:42

No, no, no, no.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:43

The straw man is basically saying nothing in this review,

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:47

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:48

but repeats it over and over and over.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:52

For sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:52

What was 'I gonna say?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:53

Like, is it creamier than A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:58

Is it

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:58

if 'I, if it was because if it wasn't creamier 'I, think it

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:04

Oh my.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:05

The fact

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

'I use it for making sandwiches.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:07

And it was creamier than the standard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:10

We know it was creamier than the standard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:12

We definitely brought that up A' few times, which is interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:15

'I did think that was an interesting point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:17

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:17

Like 'I, don't know why.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:18

Here's A' thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:19

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:19

Gotta be honest guys.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

So 'I don't really have A' problem with mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:23

Like 'I will use mayonnaise and things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:26

I'm like 'I have A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:27

Little bit of A' ski factor, but like not, not really.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:30

I've gotten, got A' gotten over it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:32

My dad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:33

Has like A' near fear of mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:36

think he claimed that he like got stuck behind A' Hellman's truck one time

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:43

'I don't know if that was A' lie or not.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:45

Either way, the man is like terrified of mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:47

He will not eat mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:49

He will not eat anything that is even remotely creamy because he thinks

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:56

In it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:57

One time we went to A' restaurant in Big Sur.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:59

We were, my parents and 'I were driving up the coast and we stopped at this restaurant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:05

He ordered A' sandwich.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:06

He specifically told them no mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:09

He took A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:10

Huge bite of the sandwich.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:13

and there was mayonnaise on it and he like immediately like spit it out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:17

It was like A' whole show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:19

He was so upset.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:21

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:21

Think he did bring him A' new sandwich, but it was like he was beside himself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:24

Like, what if 'I had an allergy?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:26

So 'I just wanna point out that there's like A', lot of the population 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:33

Which 'I would imagine would be almost exemplified by the squeeze bottle

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:43

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:43

Like the sound of it coming out of the squeeze bottle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:47

I'm sure there's gotta be other people that are list listeners.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:51

If you have an issue with mayonnaise, you can call in and tell us about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:55

1 8 5 0 review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:56

Zero.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:56

But 'I wanna point out that straw man is not one of those people.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:01

No straw, very much A' proponent.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:03

Really likes mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:05

So 'I do think that if the strawman were to write 'I, think the strawman

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:12

Which makes me wonder, maybe they were A' huge vine star that used A' lot of mayo or something

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:24

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:24

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:24

Yeah, 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:25

You know, my sister is someone who hates mayonnaise as

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:28

Oh, really?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:29

And yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:30

And I'm hearing now like 'I really don't like sour cream, and I'm noticing sour cream

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:41

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:41

My dad wouldn't eat.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:42

He definitely wouldn't eat tower cream either.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:44

'I don't need soap cream.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:45

'I think it's really

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:46

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:46

but 'I think he would eat yogurt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:48

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:48

Think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:49

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:49

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:49

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:50

There are some yogurt.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:50

It's like 'I can't do Chobani.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:52

Chobani is too gross to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:54

But 'I like Faye,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:55

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:56

There you

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:56

here nor there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:57

But 'I do love mayonnaise like, but 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:00

'I, like A', little A' little mayonnaise.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:02

'I am someone that doesn't want,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:04

'I don't want

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:04

squeeze.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:04

A' sandwich.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:06

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:06

'I don't want it squirting out of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:08

Uhuh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:08

No, but 'I love like potato salad.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:11

'I love egg salad.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:12

It's my favorite thing about the high

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:14

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:14

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

'I the same.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:16

I'm A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:16

Big ex salad girl.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:18

Wait, does your dad like cream cheese,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

Think

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:21

like on bagels?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:22

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:22

Think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:22

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

'I Feel like 'I just found that that out recently that he.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:26

'I love cream cheese.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:28

He doesn't, so,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:29

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:29

Wait, growing up, did you have, did you have mayonnaise in your fridge?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:33

Like were you able to put it on sandwiches?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:35

Yes, because my mom, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:38

'I don't 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:39

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:39

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:40

How do 'I say this without coming up?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:41

Obnoxious 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:42

Don't think it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:43

Very Jewish thing to put mayonnaise on sandwiches unless it's like A' tuna salad or an egg salad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:51

You know, we're not it like for us it was A' much more common to put mustard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:55

on like A' Turkey or something like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:58

It would be mustard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:58

Like we wouldn't put Mayo was only when 'I got like older and 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:04

That 'I would be like A' mustard, little Mayo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:07

But that was sort of like, we never did that growing up cuz that was

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:12

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:12

It was just like, not something that was done in our household, but we definitely ha we

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:25

My mind is blown at this because is that A'?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:28

Is that A' cultural thing?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:29

Because we didn't really do mustard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:30

We did mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:31

'I think it is?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:32

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:33

Cuz it's like white bread with like May and A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:36

Like it's just like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:36

Very

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:37

Wait listener right now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:39

If you are listening to this, will you please reach out to us?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:42

You, you don't have to call if you don't want to.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:44

Will you DM us?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:45

Will you just like comment on Instagram, 'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:48

Is anything coming up for you in this conversation?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:50

Listener about mayonnaise being cultural?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:53

Are you A' Mayo family?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:54

Are you A' mustard family?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:55

Was it like A' thing in your household?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:58

Mayo versus mustard?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:00

also have A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:00

Question for you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:01

What was the brand growing

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:03

It was always helmets.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:05

really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:06

it's gotta be helmets.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:07

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:08

Hells is the

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:09

my mom was always Miracle Web.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:12

Oh, Trey

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:14

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:15

Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:18

Miracle Whip A' is like the margarine to to to

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:23

Well that you just answered my question before 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:25

know, like butter is to marg.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:26

Butter is to margarine as miracle Whip is to

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:30

And we always were margarine as well, but

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:33

Do it really.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:34

southern 'I come from A' trashy southern family.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:37

So.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:38

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:39

But that was, you answered my question because 'I want to say, what is real mayonnaise?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:42

Why is it Hellman's real mayonnaise and 'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:45

Guess it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:46

'I was gonna say 'I do like that it's real.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:47

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:48

That it says because it's like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:49

Guess the actually eggs or what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:52

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:53

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:53

The point is this is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:55

Lot of discussion about mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:56

What is the back to the review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:59

What is the reinvented ketchup line?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:01

Cuz 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:02

'I like got A' little bit confused cuz we were like talking about mayonnaise so

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:08

Was that like A' moment aside of just now we're just reviewing squeeze bottles

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:15

You did it for the ketchup and you did it again for the mayo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:18

it sound sounds to me like it's A', non-sequitur word count so that

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:24

But yes, they're basically saying like they have reinvented ketchup by doing the squeeze bottle.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:28

And so I'm seeing that we're now doing that with Mayo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:30

It's basically 'I think

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:31

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:32

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:32

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:33

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:33

Fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:33

Fair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:34

Spelling and grammar is really spot on for the most part.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:37

There is A' point where 'I think they, like they, there's some typo or

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:42

And then also there's one part where 'I think they leave out A', comma, cuz it

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:51

'I think there would be 'I notice A', slight comma and 'I mean slight,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:55

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:55

'I feel like that's, Nitpicky like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:59

Think that 'I think we can give them A', high grade on spelling and grammar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:04

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:05

But there's definitely A', lot of redundancy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:07

It's very, it's very fluff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:10

It just feels very fluff.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:12

really this review could have just been like 'I, like it, it seems A',

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:17

The application is definitely great for sandwiches, not as much for the other one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

Wish it was bigger.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:22

Do we think that they're being truthful or shady?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

'I 'I think they're being truthful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:26

'I mean they're like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:28

Just think this must be someone who's passionate about mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:32

'I do believe that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:33

They think it seems creamier like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:36

Think that's true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:37

and them saying slight 'I mean slight 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:39

Think they're acknowledging, they're like, they got A' really refined mayonnaise palette because

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:46

but they made it four stars for that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

cuz it was just slight.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:50

if it's that slight, is that worthy of A'?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:52

Full star

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:54

To them 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:54

Guess it to me, 'I thought 'I was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:56

Very inter 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:57

Don't think 'I have ever heard anybody that used A' squeeze mayonnaise

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:05

I'm gonna keep buying the squeeze mayonnaise, but I'm also gonna buy the

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:09

The jar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:10

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:11

jar like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:13

Think that that is interesting to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:15

Like that's like A' heavy Mayo user.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

Although maybe like 'I, like when you're making chicken salad or egg salad, maybe

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:25

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:26

Maybe it does make sense, but 'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:29

speaking of nitpicking, ending with the whole point about like, why

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:36

Just make it 12 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:37

Think that's just like very silly and.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:40

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:41

And then 'I also like in this whole conversation about like A' time capsule,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:51

Because it doesn't seem that outrageous to me as it did when there were companies that

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:01

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:02

like 'I is also like neither here nor there, but then when the company

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:11

What are you doing?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:12

This is crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:13

That's too far.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:14

too far.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:15

You've gotten too, what was, what is that called?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

Forgot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

There's A' name for that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:18

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:18

Can't remember.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:19

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:19

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:19

Humor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:20

Is there humor in this 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:22

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:22

Mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:23

Thought it was funny, only because 'I think it's so funny that somebody would like wax so poetic

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:28

about

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:29

mayonnaise and then also just like go in such A' specificity with

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:41

Like, you know, just like so many things were so funny to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:47

Um, You know the control when you're applying it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:51

No gross stripping, like so much passion 'I feel like went into this review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:58

'I just left wondering as 'I often am and as you sort of called me out for.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:02

Before I'm, I'm left wondering, like, I've gone to Amazon, I'm going to buy

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:09

I'm gonna read the reviews anyway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:12

Am 'I like learning something from this review or is everything that's stated pretty obvious?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:20

Oh well that's right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:22

This time capsule thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:23

But then I'm also hearing cuz 'I don't know much about mayonnaise like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:27

I'm not someone that's like 'I have to buy A' me whip cuz my mom always had A' me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:31

Like for some reason now I'm gonna be vulnerable here and I'm gonna share the

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:39

off putting to me 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:41

Don't know what this is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

I've never formulated this thought before, but 'I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:45

'I genuinely buy craft.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:46

If I'm gonna buy mayonnaise and 'I, think there's something that feels

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:53

LogoVora.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:53

It feels A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:54

Little 'I not cold.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:56

It feels like bla 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:58

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:58

It's something about it feels A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:59

Little like not 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:01

Don't know what the word is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:02

It 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:03

Don't know 'I that I'm hearing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:05

had the Hellmann's light, which was A' Blue

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:09

which was like, even 'I, mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

Don't, to be frank, 'I don't use if I'm, when 'I buy mayonnaise at this point, because I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:26

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:26

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:27

But again, like everybody is looking for something different.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:30

'I, think for A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:30

Lot of people, it's like if you're going there and you're putting mayonnaise

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:34

as well get the real

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:35

you might as well get the helmets, you know, or what, you

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:38

Oh, my point here is that I'm hearing I've never considered like this

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:46

So I'm like, oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:48

So like if I'm going to the reviews to sort of learn about helmets, then maybe I'm sort of like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:58

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:58

I'm just 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:59

Mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:59

We're talking about A' review, about A', squeeze bottle of mayonnaise, like it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:02

A' four star review about mayonnaise, but you know, also non-sequitur.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:08

But when you think, when you hear mayonnaise, do you think of Doug like Patty or the Mayonnaises?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:12

For me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:13

Whoa.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:14

No, but 'I loved Patty Manness,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:16

Love Patty Mayonnaise.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:18

common fluke, typical

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:20

Well 'I, mean 'I do think that it's common and that the

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:26

When they say 'I, guess like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:29

Straw.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:29

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:30

The straw man.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:31

The straw man.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:32

. The straw man is speaking for the people when he's talking about like

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:39

Because 'I do think that, like that's A' common experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:42

Like if this were, if this were, like you were saying, some sort of novelty and 'I was A' parent,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:56

So 'I think that that's like maybe A' common reaction if we're gonna go with 2015 was the

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:06

Well, 'I don't know if that's true, but that's where this review's from

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:09

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:09

But we think that this assumption might be

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:12

'I think

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:13

seven years ago it was like just becoming A' little bit more

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:20

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:21

So like is there any impact for you or is this A' deal breaker?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:24

Like are there like this four star review that's just talking about the squeeze

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:28

'I did think that like for A', second when straw man,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:34

The straw man,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:35

the straw man.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:36

Thank you

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:37

you

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:38

for A' second when this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:39

'I know the, when the straw man talked about the creaminess, even though they brought it up A' lot

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:49

Like it didn't bother me, but it did like get my wheels turning A' little bit to like, oh

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:05

That is true because like with the squeeze bottle, you really can't!

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:09

shake it and you can hear it moving around, sloshing around.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:12

But when you think back to those jars, if you shook the jar, it's not going anywhere.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:15

Like it's like pre Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

It's like pretty

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:17

probably is different.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:18

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:19

They probably did have to like liquefy

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:21

more olive oil or whatever

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:23

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:24

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:25

Which maybe made it creamier, but that doesn't, creamier is usually better in my

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:34

But 'I did think it was an interesting observation.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:36

So I'll give the straw man that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:41

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:41

Think 'I can crown the straw man.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:43

How are you feeling?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:45

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

'I am feeling conflicted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:48

I'm not gonna lie, like 'I, 'I don't really know how to go into this, this starring cuz it is

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

but take yourself back or not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:00

'I mean like in 2015, like if you had never had A', squeezy, bottle of mayonnaise.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:05

'I mean it's such A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:05

Little investment, but like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:07

All right, I'll take myself back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:09

but also like what is the situation about the Vine?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:12

Customer review of A' free product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:16

Like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:16

Oh, good point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:17

like 'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:18

Now I'm getting into my

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

Yeah, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:21

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:22

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:22

Let's crown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:23

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:23

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:27

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

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Queens are Tabulating school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:41

Okay, I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:43

Trey is holding up three and A' half crowns for the straw man.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:48

'I, you know, 'I think 'I was being A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:49

Little bit overly generous with the four crowns, especially when you mentioned that

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:58

That being said, like 'I did kind of get A' chuckle out of it, and

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:04

Did some due diligence here, really explaining the different applications, the consistency of

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:34

A' thought out, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:36

Well spelled pretty good grammar review even if it was coerced, like there was

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:47

That probably went into making this review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:49

And for that reason, 'I went with four crowns for the strawman.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:53

Why did you go three and A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:54

Half

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:55

So I'm just really conflicted because like I'm trying to consider

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:00

And like it's irrelevant today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:02

Also, like it is really weird to write this long of A' review on mayonnaise.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

Also, why is Hellmans giving out like free products for reviews like it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:20

For whatever reason, the straw man was really embellishing the review

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:26

Like it, it look, it reads longer than

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:29

like an asset.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:30

information inside of it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:31

Like 'I do think they're being very redundant.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:34

They're really just saying nonsense things.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:37

It's all fluff, but 'I kind of think it's funny and 'I appreciate, like I've

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:46

And like, so 'I said three and A' half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:48

Cuz it really feels very middle to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:50

Like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:50

Think it was A' free product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:52

'I mean we know it was A' free product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:53

So like, you know, the four start like 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:56

It's like this is A' review mayonnaise, what are we doing?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:59

What are we, what are we doing?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:01

We are reviewing A' Review of mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:03

Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:03

'I but 'I think it's really funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:06

And 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:07

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:07

But 'I think it's bizarre that they randomly are like, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:10

Think they just needed more words.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:12

So they were like, also like, why is it 11 and A' half ounces?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:16

Like, like it just 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:17

Don't understand what's happening.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:18

The strong man.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:19

Who are you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:19

What's happening?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:20

who are you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:21

What's happening?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:21

Where am 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:22

What's going

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:22

should we do A' taste test on mayonnaise?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:26

'I, that sounds so gross to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:29

Is that must be someone's job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:32

Someone, yes, there is someone who's, who has that job and 'I hope that that

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:42

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:42

All right, well, there we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:46

Hells Hammonds.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:48

Real mayonnaise 'I cannot wait for all of the social media posts about mayonnaise

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:53

Oh my God, I'm about to be creative.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:57

All right, well, that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:58

There we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:59

We did

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:59

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:00

We did it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:02

we have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:05

Who are you inducting today?

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:07

Four.

VOICEOVER: 00:38:09

My Royal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:11

Trey 'I Am so glad you asked.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:13

'I wanna take this opportunity to maybe intro A' new segment on the show, if

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:18

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:19

Woo woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:20

New segment alert.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:21

I'm gonna call this our Royal patron slash our Cheerio cheer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:27

And 'I wanna take an opportunity to call out one of our Patreon Queens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:33

And this week I'd like to mention Francis Fields.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:36

Francis, thank you so much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:39

You've been so supportive and so incredible, and thank you for joining us in our Patreon community.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:45

Francis has said she'd like to take this opportunity because she's such A' Queen, to give

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:59

Directed A' Production of the Lion, the witch in the wardrobe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:03

Congratulations to the cast and crew.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:06

We hope that you had an amazing run.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:08

If you are listening to this, please remember to support live theater.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:12

It is more important than ever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:14

We know that we haven't been getting out as much, but obviously, This is A' tremendous asset.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:20

Being able to see live theater, be A' part of the community, support the people that are dedicating

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:35

So Francis, thank you for reminding us to support live theater, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:41

You the best Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:43

thank you Francis.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:44

And you know, this is one of the perks that happens when you become A' patron at A' certain

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:55

So thank you, Francis.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:56

We both love you and Francis is A' very active member as ChelseyBD was saying,

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:07

Come on, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:08

Let's change the world through art.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:10

Hello.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:12

Hello?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:13

If mayonnaise can change, so can we.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:16

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:17

Don't put us in A' bottle though.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:19

Don't squeeze us.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:20

Don't cram

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:20

Don't squeeze.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:21

Don't what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:22

What?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:24

We are the Queens of Segueways.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:26

I'll tell you that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:27

we A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:27

You know, we're gonna try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:29

And that's what makes theater great is that there's trying, and if you

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:38

Try and try.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:40

A' mayonnaise

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:41

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:42

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:44

We love you Francis.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:45

Thank you for being A' supporter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:46

Join our Patreon so you can get A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:48

Shout out too and help, you know, promote things that are important in your life.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:52

We love you all.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:52

So that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:53

Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:53

We did A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:54

That's another round on the R you A' creamy tube rq.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:58

Ferris Wheel of Snowman.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:00

Strawman the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:02

Oh my God, I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:04

The straw man.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:05

'I my, my deepest condolences.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:07

Thank you for joining us today, and if you like what you heard, please

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Chelsey Donn: 00:41:15

Just do it.

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Just tell A' friend phone, A' friend.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:18

And if you didn't like what you heard, please share the show with an enemy.

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It's not that hard.

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Phone and enemy,

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A'.

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Friend do it.

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Trey Gerrald: 00:42:01

And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:03

But do call in y'all cuz 'I want to hear about your mayonnaise stories?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:06

I'm actually 'I am very serious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:08

was gonna say, don't forget to slide into our dms and or A' call

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:13

Are you A' Mayo?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:14

Are you A' mustard and A' mayo?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:15

Where are you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:16

Where did you

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:16

or did you

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:17

How did you grow up?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:18

How were you raised?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:19

Were you raised in the north?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:20

Were you raised in the south?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:21

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:22

from Texas?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:23

Like are you in the Midwest?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:24

Like what's happen?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:25

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:25

Can you make it in A' boat?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:26

Can you make it in A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:28

. Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

Mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:30

On today's after show Pod, we are rating and reviewing A' one.review from

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:48

What,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:50

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:51

Had you there for A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:52

Second.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:53

So to find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:58

wait, do you remember Balone?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:01

And to find out what made ChelseyBD say

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:03

You love butterscotch, dumb Johns

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:06

then Queen, come on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:08

Become A' member of our Patreon over at Review That Review dot com slash Patreon

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:19

And so that we can talk about you on the show and give A' shout out

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:25

Like live theater, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:27

the bottles A' mayonnaise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:28

bottles of Mayonnaises.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:29

Do you want us to revoke our opinion about the PBJ jars?

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:34

because you're passionate about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:36

You wanna hear Trey have to say out of his mouth how much he loves the peanut butter jelly combo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:42

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:43

Become A' Patreon member.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:45

Oh, and remember

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:46

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:48

You're A', squeezable, mayonnaise, Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:51

gender non specific visible mayonnaise Queen.

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Bye.

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Review That Review.

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As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the.

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Executive Priest by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound design by Trey Gerrald

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora Bora, and our theme song was written by

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You know what was like A' real turning point for me in

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:21

Deese.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:22

Really what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:24

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:25

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:26

This was like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:27

Think when we were in middle school or something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:29

They came up with Deese, which was half Dijon mustard, half mayonnaise, and it was the only

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:44

It was not like the full mayonnaise.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:47

I've literally never heard of.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:49

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:50

Trey 'I sending you some Deese.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:51

You gotta get in the.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:53

Do you happen?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:54

'I.