Episode 90: Ultra Zone Laser Tag

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3, 2, 1.

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Oh, 'I.

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Forgot to clap.

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'I got so excited for the theme song.

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every, Californian, and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win.

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which ones lose?

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby,.

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it's time to Review.

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That Review!.

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Hello.

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Nate ChelseyBD, how are you?

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you?

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It never gets old.

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I'm good.

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I'm good Trey.

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It's always better when I'm seeing you and get to do, you know, this lovely

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Sorry, 'I said your name wrong earlier.

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Shayna Sh.

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Miss Shayna Pham.

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:54

Oh, that A' Trey.

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We just figured out that that's my drag name.

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Um, anyway, how are you, Trey?

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It's been quite A' week.

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:05

Yeah, life, life is going, you know, 'I, like 'I still just A'

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'I still have not finished the wallpaper in my drag room, but, um, but it's still there.

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You know, life's going along.

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David is 'I.

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Don't know if we've talked about this in the podcast, but David has been taking

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:30

Stop.

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A'.

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Little bit of like, yeah, A', little bit of PTSD there, but at the same time, David does have A'.

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Wonderful job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:38

Yeah.

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So this is like A' side hobby,

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Well, yeah, 'I don't think it's gonna become his actual job, but he's like,

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He's really into it.

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So he's currently at the Borgata by himself.

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Um,

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really you guys have really become quite the Borgata people.

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You know, my dad likes to play poker.

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'I

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'I was gonna say

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They gotta, they should play together.

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Yeah.

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All right, we're gonna set this up.

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Well that's fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:04

How about you?

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How's your.

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:05

My week is going well, so.

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You look good.

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You look more

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you, 'I.

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Feel more healthy.

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Um, I'm able to socialize again.

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Uh, but 'I, 'I, notice 'I don't want to like less and less do 'I.

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Wanna do it?

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'I had A' friend's birthday party that.

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'I 'I.

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Don't wanna say 'I felt obligated to go, but like, you know, he is A' good friend.

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He always shows up for me.

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So 'I knew that 'I was going, like 'I decided I'm going to this thing.

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And it was at his house and it was A' party and there was jazz music.

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And on the invitation it said to dress up.

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Which really adds like A' whole nother layer to the getting ready process.

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Like to go from in bed sick with Covid 'I to recovering, to like needing to get A'

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like A' flapper dress, and like A'

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' Chelsey Donn: I didn't go there.

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'I just, you know what 'I was like, you're getting A' black dress in boots, A' black long dress in.

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works.

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Yeah.

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and it worked.

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It was fine, but like it really 'I the inertia these days to get out is A' real thing.

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It's A'.

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Little scary

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Oh, 'I feel it like

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'I mean 'I.

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Feel like you felt it for A' long time like 'I.

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This is kind of A' new feeling to me cuz 'I do like to socialize and go out and see

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To A' Commune as 'I 'I.

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Think 'I 'I tended to fall more on the David side of things, but now Trey, 'I, 'I get it.

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What do you think this market changes?

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Is it like, because you're getting older, is it because of Covid 'I or the

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:40

'I.

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Think it's like A' combo platters.

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My thinking like 'I think that it's, yeah, getting older and not really like feeling like 'I need to

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Like I'm not like going out to impress anybody.

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Like I'm really just going out purely for me.

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And that was like an age thing.

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But then when you have Covid 'I and you're like literally in bed for A' week, 10

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:15

Oh, for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:17

'I also find that like over Covid, 'I and 'I spoke to A' couple people about this.

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Like my social skills have like dolled, A' little bit, you know what 'I mean?

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A' real thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:26

'I used to be able to like really just like whine and dine with anybody.

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And now I'm just like, ugh.

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It takes A' certain kind of human to really like activate me when I'm out

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'I can't do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:40

'I do feel like part of my thing has always been A', like this little minuscule

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It doesn't feel like 'I, like there's something to hearing people talk about

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:09

That's true.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Like whenever that comes up in conversation, when I'm out with people,

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Cause I'm like, oh, it's not just me.

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Like we're all A' little awkward now, right?

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Yeah.

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So that's kind of been my week.

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'I did get myself out though.

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'I did go.

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'I did dress up.

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You know,

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And did you have fun?

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you 'I had A'.

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Good time.

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'I saw some people that 'I liked and 'I didn't overstay my welcome and 'I feel

Trey Gerrald: 00:06:36

'I.

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Love that.

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It's great.

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What's wrong with that

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:38

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But like, just because I'm A' new me doesn't mean that 'I don't want to complain about

Trey Gerrald: 00:06:43

'I mean literally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:44

'I just didn't want you to like, get confused.

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Oh, no.

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'I.

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Know your

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Don't, don't get A' twisted.

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'I have plenty of things to complain about.

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Queens know how to complain.

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Let's do it.

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ChelseyBD.

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Are you ready too?

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Lodge, A', Complaint.

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'I am Trey.

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I've been saving this Complaint for this moment because it happened in real time A' few days ago.

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So 'I was driving in my car.

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You know, A', lot of these complaints aren't in the car.

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So 'I was driving in the car and I'm sitting at A' stop sign, and there was A' guy driving

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:23

Okay.

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As he was driving, my window was down.

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Like mind you, at least 'I saw it when it was coming towards me.

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So 'I like was able to lift my window on time, but like, Ew, how gross Number one, is it urine 'I?

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Don't know.

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Could be.

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Is it preparation for urine?

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'I don't know.

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Could be either way.

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Pull over dispose of your item in A' trash receptacle.

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Why do some people think it's okay to just throw trash at A' car window?

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What is wrong with people?

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hear A', litter Bog.

Trey Gerrald: 00:07:54

But when we come to these, uh, liquids, 'I have A' question, why do you instantly go to urine

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:01

'I guess cuz it's like what kind of liquid would you have to remove from your car like

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:08

at that moment?

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Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:10

you're driving.

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If it's not your, like if you, if it's water or soda or something like that, you would think

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:23

But if A' guy who can pee in A' cup, which is something I've always admir.

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'I would think you'd want to have urine outta your car immediately.

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'I, don't know.

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That's why my brain went there.

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'I think, cuz 'I was like, what other excuse could there possibly be?

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:37

Yeah, it's just funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:38

That's where you go,

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:41

But really though, do you see this like 'I saw even on the, on the freeway,

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:49

'I hate that.

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'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:50

It does bother me.

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Especially when the person is simultaneously driving.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:54

Right, exactly.

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Like it's bad enough, but like if you're literally moving, you throw A' liquid

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Like there's just so many things that can go wrong and it's just like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:09

Oh, truly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:10

It's like, oof.

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That's like 'I don't want you to represent my, the human race.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:15

You know, there is something about like liquid that feels

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:23

That's not What's the pH?

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What's A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:26

like A' fast food, like left, you know, bag and

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garbage versus like liquid.

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But that

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' Chelsey Donn: I guess so.

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It's still gross.

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The garbage is undeniably worse, but the liquid is just like, was just A'

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And then it made me think like in general, how common it is that people

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It really is an experience of like, oh, I'm the center of the world.

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The world is my garbage can.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:56

Like as if also like the world can't see you do that.

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You're not in an you're, you don't have an invisibility cloak on.

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You're in A' car.

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It's daylight.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:07

Does that count as littering?

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:08

Like could A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:09

Yes.

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A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:10

Hundred per 1000%.

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1000%.

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That's littering.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:14

A' Cop could pull you over for that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:16

Did he drop the cup or no?

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:18

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:18

That's why 'I thought maybe he was gonna pee in the cup, because that would be like, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:23

Like, oh my God, 'I gotta pee.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:23

What am 'I gonna do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:24

Uh, 'I have this thing with A' soda.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:25

Okay, I'll throw out the soda and I'll pee Like 'I.

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Guess that's the only, that was the only like rationale 'I was trying to go to for this human.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:33

But anyway, off this asshole

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:35

Did you ever see that SNL sketch 'I?

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Think it was snl, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:38

Could have been Mad tv.

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It sounds more mad tv.

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Where it was like the woman's P cup for the car.

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It was like some sketch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:46

know.

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But 'I think that there is.

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That's

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hilarious.

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But there is something, there is A' real thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:52

There's like A' fun.

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, there's

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:54

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:54

It's A' Funnel.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:55

Yes,

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:56

you can use that can, yeah.

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Can allow you to pee like in A' car.

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You know, for in emergency.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:02

You know

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:02

not much of A' public.

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Pee in general.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:04

'I,

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:04

Oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:05

Get pisha.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:06

Yeah, 'I get Pia urinals.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:08

'I like to go into the stall, not the urinal, which 'I know you're the same.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:12

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:13

You're not big on those urinals.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:14

I'm not big on the urinals personally.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:17

Getting off of the New Jersey turnpike there is, they have service stations.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:21

They're all named after famous people.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:23

Uhhuh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:24

But there is, there's one named after Judy Bloom, which is A' very random

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:34

He had A' play named after him.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:37

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:37

Don't try football 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:39

No, but it's A' play.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:42

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:42

Don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:43

It was at theater in the RA Square theater.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:46

Oh my.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:47

It's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:47

Play 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:49

Don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:50

it doesn't matter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:50

But like then it's like, then Judy Bloom, which is like, is hilarious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:54

Anyway, but there is A' huge stretch where it's like after you hit the Judy Bloom service

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And that just reminds me of the anxiety of having to pee in the car.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:08

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:09

Just that in general.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:10

But yes, 'I, hear you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:12

Let's all just be more conscious, like especially if you're splish splashing, get.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:16

In daylight, Uhuh 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:18

Not that you should do it at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:19

'I don't want to condone nighttime littering, just A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:23

Certain amount of gall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:24

Anyway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:24

Trey, what is your Complaint this week?

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:26

My Complaint is kind of similar to, um, liquid conversations, but, and this is

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:36

In our house we have A' Smart Refrigerator, which 'I don't even know what that means, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:47

So 'I, I've been getting alerts like probably for the last two weeks, maybe every now and then.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:52

Then 'I just always like swipe away, like 'I hate notifications, like 'I just disregard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:57

But 'I kept getting this notification that the water filter was.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:01

Needed to be replaced.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:03

and 'I was like, you know, just like 'I can't do it with this,

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:08

So anyway,

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:09

Clearly we have bigger priorities.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:11

so like A', couple of days ago, like three or four days ago, 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:17

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:18

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:19

like 'I consume so much ice that by the end of the night, like 'I will use lots

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:34

A' Lot of ice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:35

is A' lot of ice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:36

So then in the next morning it's like full, you know, so 'I noticed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:40

. Oh, it's now the new morning and it's not full.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:44

And 'I was like, wait, maybe this is that water

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:46

the filter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:47

So then 'I and there's like A' little icon that's on the fridge, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:50

So, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:51

'I get home last night and I'm like, it didn't refill again.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:55

It must be like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:56

Guess the water just won't go through if the filter is not working.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:00

Cuz this is A' smart fridge.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:02

It's telling me that 'I can't just get water from the New Jersey water

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:06

wanna give you dirty ice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:08

Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:09

'I Don't care.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:10

'I want 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:10

It's,

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:11

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:11

Want the dirty ice?

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:12

It's not that dirty.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:14

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:14

'I mean, I'm sure it's horrible, but like if 'I just had an ice maker, it would be making ice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:19

I'm just lodging, A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:20

Complaint against.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:21

Oh, so wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:22

Before 'I Lodge it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:23

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:24

So then I'm like, okay, well 'I don't like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:26

Find where the filter is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:27

It's in A', like pop-up thing that's above, you know, and it's like, find the serial

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:35

It has, you know, there's like 8 million versions of sub.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:37

So I'm like, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:38

The app has like the little cloud with A' download symbol like 'I, guess like A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:41

When 'I got my new phone, 'I didn't really redownload the app.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:44

So like 'I have to redownload the app, then the app takes forever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:47

'I don't remember the password.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:48

So then 'I have to like get the password, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:50

So then 'I go through and it's like fine, like it's not logged in like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:53

It knows what fridge mine is, but it doesn't have the serial number.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:58

So then 'I have to like click the link to find how to find the serial number.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:01

And it's like 'I, this little label that's on the inside of the Fri, the freezer,

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:07

A' Dumb

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:07

like, Right, and it's supposed to be smart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:10

Why?

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:10

Like if I've registered this

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:13

It should just know what it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:15

It should know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:16

It should be like your filter is low.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:18

Click here to reorder A' new filter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:20

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:20

Well because, and this isn't even the Complaint.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:23

This is just the befuddlement getting to the Complaint.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:25

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:26

So then I'm like, okay, so then 'I have to manually type in and it's like two F

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:35

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:35

Like just so stupid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:37

So then 'I type it in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:38

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:40

'I A' stock

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:41

Oh, no,

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:42

an alert to notify me when it's back in stock.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:46

How does subzero stop production?

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:49

Of ice because of the water filter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:51

And then they're not manufacturing enough water filters.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:54

No honey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:56

Uh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:56

So then I'm like, all right, well 'I have to go on Amazon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:58

Like 'I Have to find some fake version

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:00

you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:00

This is A' real nightmare.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:02

'I wanted to point out, cuz like your love of ice, this is now going on two days.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:07

Mean 'I do

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:08

to the store and buy backup ice?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:10

What did you do?

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:11

'I do have A' bag of ice that was in the freezer from like, you know, that

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:17

So I've been using that, but like it's stupid ice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:20

It's like A' bag of ice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:21

It's like melting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:22

It doesn't last,

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:23

ice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:25

but it's just frustrating that like, 'I 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:27

Don't get to say keep producing ice because 'I 'I, remember when 'I moved in, it was A' new

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:37

When you have A' new filter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:38

Oh, oh, you do like

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:40

Yes, it's A' filtration system

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:42

um,

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:43

there'll be like carbon dust on the ice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:47

So I'm like, I'm not, and on Amazon, because it was like midnight, I'm not

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:53

So you did find it on Amazon or A' compatible one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:56

'I found one that says it is, um, comparable with, so I'm like anticipating

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:08

Oh God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:09

'I be like, you voided your warranty.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:11

at this point where I'm like, 'I don't enough with the smartness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:15

Like, don't like 'I, know the hose is plugged in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:18

Just make the ice 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:21

Don't care if it's dirty.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:22

We're all gonna die.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:24

It's fine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:24

If 'I die, it's fine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:26

We're all gonna go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:27

Give me the ice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:28

you, give Trey the ice God, but like, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:32

What A' pain, what an example of like A' modern convenience that,

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:38

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:38

, I'm dependent

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:39

you were dependent on it and now when we don't have it, we're like, what the heck?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:44

'I just don't like the ability to not be able to like produce the ice like that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:48

It's

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:48

to not have the autonomy like you should be able to be like, disregard,

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

That's right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

It's the autonomy being taken from me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:55

Like, yes, 'I, see your filter request and I'm going to deny it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:59

Right, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:01

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:02

Well,

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:02

my Complaint.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:02

Let's move on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:03

I'm too mad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:05

listen, it's in the ledger now, so hopefully the authorities will be notified.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:11

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:12

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:12

ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:13

Let's listen to someone else's Complaint and then let's dissect it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:15

Do you want to maybe do our title?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:17

please.

VOICEOVER: 00:18:21

Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:25

As you know, we are your trustee Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:28

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:32

We read you A' review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:33

We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

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It is A', very regal process that we

VOICEOVER: 00:18:41

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:43

and ChelseyBD you're gonna share today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:45

What have you brought in for us?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:47

Well, well, wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:48

'I have brought in A' Yelp review for ultrasound, laser tag.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:55

Now, Trey, have you ever played laser tag before?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:59

Oh my God, it feels so nineties to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:01

Yes, there was A' Laser Tech place growing up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:03

'I was obsessed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:04

was obsessed growing up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:05

'I don't remember like exactly when it became A' thing, but as soon as

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:16

Like this was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:16

Very, very common thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:18

And 'I feel like there aren't that many of these laser tag places still going around

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:26

You know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:27

That feels like the niche.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:29

Yeah, like four, four, you know, 4D experience type thing, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:33

So 'I thought, let's check this, uh, laser tag place out on Yelp and, and then 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:39

Read A' pase review A' PS two star review of the Ultra Zone laser tag.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:45

Do you want to hear it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:46

Yeah, let's do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:47

Okay, here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:49

This review is only about A' birthday party.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:53

Short version.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:56

Get everything in writing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:58

and manage your expectations.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:01

It's being run by kids in their twenties.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:04

After all, long version.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:06

If A' staff member says, don't worry about it, no problem.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:11

In response to A' request, that doesn't mean yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:15

We'll take care of that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:17

It means 'I have been trained to agree with you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:20

Even if 'I have no intention to follow up on this myself or even communicate with other

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:32

Oh man.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:33

It also means shut the hell up, but that will come later.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

'I called six months in advance and said, I've looked on your parties and 'I only have one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:46

. You have plastic tablecloths and styrofoam cups and plastic plates and plastic forks and plastic

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:58

Huge ball and stuffed in A' dumpster after two hours.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:04

This is pretty standard, but I've had parties, other places, and we've managed to minimize waste.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:11

For our party, can we at least use paper plates and cups and maybe skip the plastic tape of cloth?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:19

'I was told, don't worry about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

No problem.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:22

'I asked, would you prefer that 'I pick up these items and bring them to you in advance?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:27

'I was told that if 'I paid an additional $100 splash upgrade, she could buy

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:36

Now no one would mistake me and my husband for environmental crusaders.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:42

We're reasonably competent recyclers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:45

At best 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:46

Just think we can do A' little better.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:49

10 days before the party we drop by to check out the garden room.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:55

The best and largest.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:57

There was A' suffocating mildew, smell as in hit your asthma inhaler.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:04

Take A' Benadryl, go home and wash your clothes level stench.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:09

Jess said that the rainwater had gotten in but promised it would be cleaned soon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

The day of the party.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

Our assigned party person had never heard about any of.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:22

The garden room carpet and ceiling stains were still visible, didn't care and smell was ungodly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:31

The only change were the GLAD plugins.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:37

'I opened the door to try to air it out and started to set up anyway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:42

But my son has the kind of asthma and allergies that require me to keep an

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:52

So when he said my chest is tight, 'I stopped unpacking the food and decorations.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:58

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:59

'I asked the manager if we could move to another room.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:03

To his credit, the acting manager seemed to be trying, but the new room was A' third of the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:10

Cramped and dark.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:12

The extra A' hundred dollars 'I had paid were spent on Darth Vader

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:22

These are cool, but A' real problem.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:28

We had to listen to our party person scold the kids constantly for

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:37

Both the manager and our assigned party person claimed they'd never heard anything about

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:49

We saw other party captains laughing with the kids, but our was A', straight

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:00

A', grumpy, sulin, unhelpful teenager.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:06

'I still tipped 17% because I'm high maintenance, but I'm not A' total asshole.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:14

They didn't even provide enough water bottles for every guest to get one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:19

'I spent hundreds of dollars for the guests to not even get.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:25

After all the staff's promises at the end of the party, they even stuffed

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:33

'I paid extra money for them to do what they were going to do anyway and got treated badly for it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:41

My husband said if you give me the trash bag, 'I can throw the water bottles in it

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:52

Don't worry about.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:54

The staff insisted that 'I was the only customer to ever complain about

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:04

But on our way out, 'I passed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:06

A' mom, who was wrapping up A' party in there, 'I waved and said, did you have A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:11

Good party.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:12

She said The room smelled awful, but what am 'I gonna do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:17

Not have the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

And there were also two photos included with little things, so I'm gonna share those quickly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:31

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:32

So no scratch and sniff.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:35

So just imagine you're trapped in A' Dumpster with five mill Dewey shower curtains.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:41

And five Glade plugins and it's A' picture of the garden room, which does look kind of like dingy,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:57

Tip for staff.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:59

If it was your idea to supply both inflatable swords and balloons, you kind of don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:11

Okay, so wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:12

Looking at this image, they're like balloons themselves.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:16

The Darth

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:17

inflatable.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:18

They're inflatable swords.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

That's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:21

And then you could see that there's like balloons on strings in the BA and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:25

Guess you know they're hitting each other, they're hitting the balloons.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:28

But 'I sort of agree with the mom in this respect.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

Like if she gave them A' hundred dollars and this is what they provided.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:34

And what do you think A', bunch of like child boys, seven year old boys are gonna do with them?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:43

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:43

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:45

How did you find this?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

This is literally down the street from my house.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:51

'I found this actually because A' friend of mine had his birthday here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:56

A' A' P is like such A' conundrum,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:00

She really is

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:01

this is so annoying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:03

And this came up on Dave and Busters cuz we don't want to talk about laser tag

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:08

'I know, but the thing about A' is she constantly called it

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:13

She's like, this is only about birthday parties.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:16

You know, like

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:17

That's

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

she had A' level of self-awareness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:19

'I think

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:20

Also, 'I wanna say at the very beginning, like the short version, like it

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:27

What do you mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:27

Like what she says in the short

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:28

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:29

It's like short version, get everything in writing, and this is run by teenagers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:32

Like, I'm like, okay, that doesn't sound that bad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:35

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:36

It's funny because 'I also wrote down, wow, plastic warrior.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:39

And the next sentence was like, my husband and 'I are not environmentalist

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:44

Right, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:45

But that's why 'I feel like it was interesting to me because it was like, oh God, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:53

But then they'd be like, we're not Crusaders.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:55

So then I'm like, okay, well they're just like, we should be more aware.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:58

Like 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:59

They like managed to get me back on their side.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:01

A' few.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:02

Interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:02

Cuz I'm not on her side.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:04

I'm very, I'm very annoyed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:05

'I also want to be like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:07

God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:07

Did you use cloth diapers for this little child you're

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:13

Cuz you're so concerned about other people.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

Waste and plastic and,

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

Just also feel like it's LA though, like it's not Kansas 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:23

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:23

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:24

'I cannot be an anomaly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:26

There's gotta be like other people in A' that are like 'I don't want pla like 'I think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:30

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:30

This review was written in 2015, to be fair, but 'I think at this point, 'I think like true plastic

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:40

Think it's A' illegal in California.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:42

Like 'I don't even, like, you can't order it on Amazon to this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:46

Oh, wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:46

'I didn't know that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:47

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

so like it is an issue like we are in California.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:51

She's, she's not gonna be the only person.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:54

'I don't think that's gonna read this review and feel this way, but

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:59

Everybody's not gonna feel this way for me, like the plastic cutlery.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:04

Almost like could have been left out of the argument besides the fact that they didn't

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:09

Like 'I guess it's important for that reason, but really like the mill Dewey room, which did look

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:19

Yeah, but 'I was also anticipating, like when they talk about the ceiling stains

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:31

Like you can see water stains

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:33

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:34

There was just A', but that picture of the garden room, every, like the walls are

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

Like it's hard to s it's hard to see, like, it isn't like as glaring as like white tiles when you

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:53

Right, right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:53

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:54

I'm, I'm glad to get the context about like Los Angeles laws.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:58

This was also in 2015, so this was, you know, A' while ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:03

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:03

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:04

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:04

'I, just A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:05

P.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:06

Self identifies as high maintenance.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

And 'I would say that That's saying it nicely.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

'I, . 'I think that it's 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:13

'I agree 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:14

Think A' is definitely A' high maintenance.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:16

But 'I like the fact that A' P called it out like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:20

Do think that there is A' level of awareness here that is not present in all reviews that look like?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:25

'I hear 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:26

You know, like, like 'I think that there are A', lot

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:30

And there's not even like A' moment of contemplation of like, maybe this is me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:34

Or even like my son has like asthma.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:37

The kind of asthma that you have to have an EpiPen around.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:39

So like that's also like, This is an extenuating circumstance.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

We're calling it out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:45

So 'I did like the Upfrontness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:48

Even if 'I don't necessarily think that everybody that has A' birthday party at

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:55

Well, that's interesting because it all felt justifiable as you like were

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:15

'I can't be around mildew bitch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:18

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:18

There's mildew everywhere, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:21

It was landing to me in A' much different way than it was landing to you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:23

So this is gonna be A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:24

But that's good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:25

but I'm also like, you did not rent A' room at the Ritz Carlton.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:29

You idiot.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:30

This is laser tag down the street.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:33

Calm down honey bunny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:34

This is A' laser tag that's run by teenagers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:37

Of course it's gonna be dirty.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:39

Yeah, and maybe that is like why the short review was,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:44

Manage your expectation.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:45

It's run by, like manage your expectations.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:48

Maybe that's like maybe Anna is writing that short review to herself,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:52

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:52

not worried about the plastic or paid the extra A' hundred dollars.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:55

You know, 'I think

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:56

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:57

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:57

So the A' hundred dollars conversation, because 'I do feel annoyed about that and 'I think that

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:11

Anna was told Anne paid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:13

And there, there's like the whole conversation about getting editing

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:19

That's very useful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:20

That is like A' big

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:22

And also Anna was like, let me, like, I'm happy to provide the things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:26

Like that's again, when 'I was Team A', cuz 'I was like, you know, it's not just like

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

She's like, 'I would rather not have our party use styrofoam cups and

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:39

Like the answer to that should have just been like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:43

I'm also hearing just this conversation about parenting other children.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:49

This is what I'm hearing, so like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:50

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:51

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:52

Get that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:52

The light sas were like those like little like air pump inflatable toys,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:58

That's what it boils down to in Star Wars world.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:02

Of course kids are gonna hit each other with those, but it's interesting to me that Anna

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:12

They say party captain, party person.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:14

Oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:15

person was sort of like, calm down, calm down, stop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:18

And it's like the parents don't seem to like be like, stop being aggressive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:24

Like that thing about like, did A' not think that they were like getting A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:29

It seems

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

Just feel like someone like having A' nephew and also having like worked with kids.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:36

'I, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:36

Guess maybe 'I just like feel for A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:38

A' little bit more because 'I think like filling A' room with gasoline and like lighting A' spark

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

It's like, well, duh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:49

What is gonna happen?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:51

There's just no way of stopping.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:53

There's no way to stop an entire room full of kids from doing this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

And then here's another question.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:00

Do you think that the Darth Vader masks and those inflatable light savers were made of plastic

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:06

definitely.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:07

Well, that's why 'I, like 'I kind of hopped off the review for A' second when she was

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:12

And 'I was like, wait, A' second.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:13

that's plastic too,

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

that's plastic too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:15

But then she was like, but then my husband offered, put them in the recycling bin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

Like 'I think that's the issue is like they're clearly not recycling at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:24

They're clearly just gathering everything at the end, throwing it in

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:30

Well, do we know that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:31

Or did Anna assume that,

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:34

'I think we know that cuz they're just like putting it, if you're,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:43

especially these teenagers, one could

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:45

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:45

There's just like, no way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:47

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:48

It's occurring certain

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:49

the back of this 'I know exactly where this laser tag is and in the back

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:59

like A' Strip

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:00

That's like right near where you park.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:01

So like the guy could easily have just like walked to his car and done it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:06

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:06

So do we think that this is A' valuable review?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:08

Like is there new, unique information?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:10

'I mean for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:11

There is 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:13

Think 'I Learned A' lot about planning A' party here, which 'I think is common.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:18

Exactly right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

And there's gonna, especially these rooms, like I'm hearing that like

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:25

I'm not

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:25

and also like the first line of the review, sorry, but the first line of the R

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:32

So if 'I am going to Yelp to look for reviews about laser tag and 'I, see that first line?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:38

I'm skipping.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:40

So 'I like that, or 'I might read the short version, you know what 'I mean and then move on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:44

So to me that was A', little bit of A' queenly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:48

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:48

'I do think that there 'I it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:50

It does feel like the long review is more palpable and it seems like the short review isn't 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:56

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:57

'I just felt like that would, that's not how 'I would short review this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:01

'I think my short word view would be like they don't follow through on their promises.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

We were swindled.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:08

They don't care about the environment.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:10

We didn't feel supported.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:11

But the, let me show you the way, I'm gonna share my screen again.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:14

'I just wanna show you the way that they like wrote it to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:17

It's like this, this is A' review about A' birthday party, short version, get

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:21

It's being run by kids after.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:23

All right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:24

So like, this is like one section that we have like space, space before, long version.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:29

So 'I really do feel like, This whole first section is like A' speed bump

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:36

Oh, I'm not going there for A' birthday party.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:37

Okay, well short version.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:38

Okay, cool, cool, cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:39

Got it off

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:41

Right 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:41

Don't think it's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:42

Proper summary of the long review is my point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:45

No, but 'I also don't think it include like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:47

Think if you had A' birthday party, you'd keep reading.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:52

'I don't know 'I guess that's my thinking is like if you are gonna not read this review

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:06

You know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:07

do we think that they're being truthful or shad?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:10

that's 'I feel like the main question because 'I think they're being truthful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:15

A', little shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:16

But 'I think, you think that Anna's more shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:19

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:20

Just think that Anna's expectation is too high for A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:22

Little seven year old kid's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:24

Laser tag, birthday party that's run by teenagers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:27

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:28

Separate of the money conversation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:29

'I think like if you paid more and you made this request and they said they would take care of it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:33

That's the real problem here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:35

right, right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:36

common fluke.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:37

'I mean if this is California and it's illegal to do plastic stuff, then like

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:44

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:45

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:45

And like 'I, think 'I wanted to know that the rooms are like dingy and mildewey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:49

That's kind of gross to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:51

'I would, if 'I was gonna do A' party there even today, which 'I am gonna ask

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:58

But anyway, point is, if 'I was gonna plan A' party at this location, 'I would

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:10

And sniff it out,

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:11

'I wanna sniff out the party room?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:13

And 'I think that that's like credited to Anna.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:16

do you think?

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:17

Yes, for sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:18

Do you think that the mom at the very, like the last sentence, do you think the mom's

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:26

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:26

it was truly that, then it really, there's A' real book

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:29

'I mean 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

Think that the fa like, first of all, 'I hate the smell of Glad Plug-ins.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:34

And Glad

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:35

So strong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:36

Our, they actually really do activate my allergies super bad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:40

Like just the,

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:41

Well, they're just masking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:42

They're not doing anything.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:43

They're just masking and they're like so strong and so artificial and so

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:48

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:48

'I agree,

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:49

just for me, gets like locked in my nostrils and 'I, like have trouble breathing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:53

So if we are to take A' on her word, like even if the mildew wasn't an issue, which it sounds

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:06

I'm sure it did smell with like nowhere to really like circulate it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:09

Ugh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:10

I'm sure it smelled.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:12

So were we entertained, what do you think of the humor?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:15

'I was mildly entertained by, by A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:18

P 'I could really, like 'I, could really get A' point of view on them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:23

'I don't, I'm not saying that like 'I necessarily want to go out for drinks

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:29

Same

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:30

you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:31

but 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:31

Don't think there, there isn't A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:32

Lot of humor in here cuz 'I think she's very

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:34

'I don't think there's like straight like open mic humor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:38

impact.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:38

Deal breaker.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:39

There's definitely an impact for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:41

impact for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:43

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:43

Anything else to consider for Anna?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:47

Do we like the photos?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:48

Is that like, do we, you

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:49

'I think including photos always make like is always A', queenly move.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:53

Always, always, always.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:55

Especially in this circumstance, like we're never gonna know the smell,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:01

can imagine that smell smelling that, that room, sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:04

Smelling like

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:05

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:05

Oh, for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:06

'I do think it, it adds to the truthful nest.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:09

To

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:09

'I think 'I can crown

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:10

'I can count Anna.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:11

All right, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:12

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:17

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:23

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:40:31

school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:32

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:32

Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:33

Three and A' Half

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:34

Really

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:34

crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:35

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:36

Trey, you go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:37

Why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:38

Three?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:38

And A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:38

Half crowns for A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:39

Well 'I think A' rubs me the wrong way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:42

'I think A' has like really extreme expectations.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:46

'I do think that Anna operates in high trauma drama all the time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:49

'I think that maybe the child has an EpiPen issue and, and Anna leads.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:55

Her life with like my child is, has more issues in the world like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:59

Just think there's A', there's A' frenzy around Anna's needs and center of attention.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:05

Needing to like confirm with the other mom that's in the room.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:08

Like something about that really rubs me

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:10

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:10

way, probably from my own, um, history.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:15

So like, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:16

A' little transference.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:18

Sure, sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:19

Yep.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:19

But when 'I really boil it down, 'I think Anna acknowledging that they're high

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:26

But at the end of the day, A' is A' paying customer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:29

Anna made requests they were not met.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:32

A' was disappointed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:34

'I don't agree, but that's not what this is necessarily about.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:37

'I took the crowns off because we don't talk about laser tag at all.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:41

And 'I kind of think it's like this is A' kid's birthday party.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:45

If you go to Party City, Every tablecloth are those plastic tablecloths.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:49

So like 'I understand the concern, but 'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:54

Don't think we're in agreement here, but 'I definitely think

VOICEOVER: 00:41:57

Oh my God, it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:58

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:59

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:59

Feel that from you and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:00

'I Am saying maybe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:02

but 'I think this is really funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:04

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:04

Think it's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:04

Really funny review 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:06

Don't think A' thinks it's funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:08

Uh, but you know, even though 'I just 'I don't have the same point of view as Anna and I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:18

And 'I have A' big impact.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:20

'I have A' feeling that it's, it's musky in there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:23

It's not clean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:24

It's the same with.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:25

Color me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:26

Mine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:26

It's like these, these situations are usually run by kids.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:29

It's like A' first kind of job place.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:31

And so, you know, three and A' half because 'I hear the concerns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:35

'I know that 'I would like not do an upgrade.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:37

'I would come with my own decorations, like 'I would de if 'I was that concerned about

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:48

Not rely on other people, but 'I hear that they were put at ease and told

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:55

So three and A' half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:57

Why?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:58

Okay, so why are we unanimous?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:59

Why'd you do three and A' half

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:01

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:01

Just think we need to point out that we found A', new 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:04

Got you right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:06

Don't worry about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:07

No

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:07

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:08

Don't worry

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:08

new 'I got.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:10

Oh yeah, we didn't even talk about that cuz 'I was hearing like you

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:16

Don't worry about

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:17

But 'I did that like the way that Anna wrote it, cuz 'I felt

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:22

You know what 'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:23

Oh, for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:24

anyway, 'I liked A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:25

'I wasn't as turned off as you were.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:28

So that's where the three and A' Half Crowns are coming from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:30

'I took off the one and A' half cuz 'I think where A' really failed us.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:33

Like if Anna was coming to me, um, as like her advisor about writing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:39

Review and how A' 'I could, and 'I must remind you, this is A' two-star review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:42

Not A', not A', not A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:44

Five.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:45

Um, we should have emphasized that more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:47

But anyway, point is, Anna, you're missing A' compliment sandwich.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:52

If you put A' compliment sandwich in here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:54

'I really feel like this review would've shown 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:56

Think you could've done that by talking about the laser tag, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:01

The laser tag was amazing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:03

My kids had A' great time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:05

That being said this, like if, if Anna had added A' little.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:11

of the topic of the place, which is obviously the laser tag itself and utilize that

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:20

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:20

Really think this could have been A' Review, Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:22

But 'I think because Anna didn't talk about those things and because I'm leaving

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:33

But 'I, 'I do think it's A' solid review and it, it made me chuckle when 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:39

So three and A' half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:41

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:41

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:42

Think knowing that you're A' Karen doesn't remove the fact that you are A' Karen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:46

You can still be carrying, carrying about.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:48

'I don't see and 'I disagree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:50

'I think that knowing you are A', Karen is inherently non-car like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:57

Maybe it's um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:58

like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:58

Think it's, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:59

Carrie, maybe like maybe A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:01

Carrie is A' Karen that knows that they're A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:03

Karen

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:04

A' baby Karen 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:06

Think A' p thought that this was the ozone laser tag, but it's not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:11

It's the ultra zone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:13

Oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:14

We, there was A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:15

get A' global warming.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:16

Get A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:17

Oh good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:18

Good one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:19

Ozone Ultra

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:21

So good that you left

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:23

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:24

. At first 'I was like, oh, was there A' famous, uh, laser tag place called Ozone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:29

I'm an idiot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

Anyway, A', A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:31

P.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:32

review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:32

Very funny to just stumble upon that and it's like

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:35

Yeah, 'I, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:36

My Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:37

Does that mean that we've reached the most regal portion of our show?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:42

Trey, who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER: 00:45:47

My Royal.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:48

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:49

Today, 'I have an app that 'I want to induct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:52

So 'I downloaded this app literally like 3, 4, 5 months ago, and 'I really debated whether or not

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:02

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:03

and 'I, 'I think that got into the algorithm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:06

And so 'I started seeing ads for.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:09

Indel Indel, E N D E L.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:13

It's the last name of this like sound engineer person.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:16

Anyway, it's, it's very similar to Calm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:18

I'm imagining 'I have never paid the like subscription, but there is A' free version

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:29

Personalized soundscapes that scientifically help you focus, relax, and sleep.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:34

It's

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:34

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:35

that's cool.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:36

It's very cool and I've read A' lot of this stuff, but 'I and 'I use

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:43

Because basically what it does is it goes through all this neuroscience stuff like, like that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:53

testing you

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:54

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:54

So it it, like, they did all of these studies over years to like figure out in like, um,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:07

And so in Dell, Basically, it always starts with these like, um, chimes basically, and you're

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:37

It's all designed in beats that like your breath starts to mimic the rhythm,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:48

when like you're like studying and like, anyway, they have all these different

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:53

The free version is basically like the sleeping one, and there's also like an

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:58

You can set A' timer 'I, use that for the power naps.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:02

It just puts your body into A' synced motion and so it can tell when is

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It's just this whole thing, it's really amazing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:11

I'm really into it and I'm telling.

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When 'I use it for power naps, 'I literally wake up the most refreshed I've ever felt.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:18

It really is weird and crazy and I've almost considered like buying it many times, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:31

Um, not that he would really care, but.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:33

'I was gonna say, not that he would care.

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because he just falls asleep in A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:36

Hot sec.

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But anyway, I'm inducting Endo, E N D E l, 'I 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:41

Totally recommend at least giving it A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:43

Try to anyone that's curious cuz it has helped me fall asleep, especially with like just 'I,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:51

So 'I, it's working for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:53

'I love it.

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And 'I wanna share it with all of you.

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So that is why 'I am inducting for My.

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Royal Highness the Inal app.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:00

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:02

'I might just have to go download that when we're, when we're outta

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:05

Do you do

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:06

Take A' little power nap.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:08

'I.

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Do 'I still do 'I use it when 'I can't sleep at night and like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:14

It's sort of like my last resort, but it usually works.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:17

So.

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The cool thing about this too, 'I, forgot to mention, is that

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So it'll like register your heartbeat and stuff.

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And then also on our smart TV it'll show like all these like, you know, waveforms moving and all of

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:34

And then it'll like go to your fridge and be like, you know,

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filter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:38

you need A' water filter,

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:40

Anyway, so that's that.

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Check it out, Queens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:43

I'm definitely going to,

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:45

Wait, ChelseyBD, do we have time for A' Royal review?

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:48

we always have time for A' Royal overview.

VOICEOVER: 00:49:51

Maybe it's time for some Royal reviews.

VOICEOVER: 00:49:55

Yes.

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All right, so today's Royal review is from User Smart Feedback on Apple Podcasts.

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They write.

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Love it.

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Five stars.

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James from LA made me do it, but 'I love it.

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I'll challenge you to ski ball.

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We are practicing tonight.

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Three exclamation marks.

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Cry, laughing emoji, party emoji.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:23

Wow.

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James from A'.

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Way to Deliver.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:28

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:29

Smart feedback.

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Do you think they listened to the Dave and Busters one?

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Probably.

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Did we talk about ski ball?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:34

We did.

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And then in the social media for that week when we did this, the ski ball episode, they

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:47

Oh,

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to get the best score.

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And 'I think James had commented on it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:52

So maybe that was how smart feedback came to find us.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:55

But we're so glad that you did.

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we love that you left us A' review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:00

I'm down for ski ball.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:01

Let's do it.

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'I.

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Think it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:03

Let's do it.

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This is like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:04

Perfect example of 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:06

Know at the end of the show we always tell you guys like, tell A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:11

Look at this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:12

James told A' friend and now we, we have A', new Queen in the kingdom.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:16

'I love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:17

And best of all, their username is smart.

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Feedback 'I mean hello.

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That's what we do here on the show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:23

And that's what your refrigerator's supposed to do.

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But you know, we won't

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go

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:26

so mad.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:27

Anyway, thank you.

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Smart feedback.

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We love you and we appreciate you and we hope that you are

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:31

Thank you.

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the ride.

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If you would like your chance to be featured as A' Royal reviewer, then please

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Yeah.

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We made it super easy with A'.

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Super cute link.

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Love the podcast.com/the Review Queen, which will tell you which players your

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Yay.

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It's so easy and it means so much.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:58

Right.

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It's easy for you, but the impact is large for us.

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Don't you love having A' large impact.

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Yeah.

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Don't you wanna have A', large impact, like smart feedback.

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Just saying

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Well, we did A' Queen.

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That is another round on the You A' smelly RQ Ferris Wheel.

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Love Save the Planet.

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Thank you for joining us today.

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If you'd like what you heard, please be like James and tell A' friend.

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If you didn't like what you heard, please don't be like James and go tell an enemy.

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You can also follow us on all the socials at the Review Queen.

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And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

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On today's after show, pod, ChelseyBD and 'I are gonna rate and review A' five

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Oh my.

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One of your faves.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:11

So to find out what made ChelseyBD say,

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What is that?

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A' cat?

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What?

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And find out what made Trey say.

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A', um, appre, not app parenthesis.

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What's an app parenthesis

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Then join our Patreon page at Review That Review dot com slash Patreon to hear our

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And remember,

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Ignore the haters.

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You are A' freaking Queen.

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gender A', non-specific fricking Queen.

VOICEOVER: 00:53:53

Review That.

VOICEOVER: 00:53:54

Review is an independent podcast.

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Certain names.

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And redacted or changed to protect the Guilty executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora Vora, and our theme song was written by

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Do you smell that?

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Hey lady.

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Hey Lady

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hurts.

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Mommy.

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Hey lady.

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How was your body?

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What is that?

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'I

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What is, Hey lady, what is that?

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Like some

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it is, it's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:27

Hey, lady Milton Burrow.

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No.

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Marx,

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Yes.

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'I.

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Think.

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Harper's Bazaar,

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Um,

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Wayne Brady.

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Jerry Lewis

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Jerry Lewis what?

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A'.

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'I.

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Think Yeah.

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Jerry Lewis.

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Hey lady.

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big.

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Sh A'.

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Really big show.

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A' smells in there.

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stinky.

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Sheels spine,

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There's A' there.