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Episode 89

Episode 89: She Comes First

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for the book, She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman. The Universe conspires and Trey lets Chelsey complain first while Chelsey also lets Trey complain first. Queendom Question: What's worse: being late or being rude? Everybody say come!

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VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got A' pen, gun, Every, Californian, and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score..

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ChelseyBD will help you choose Whose views win.

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which ones lose?

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'I?

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A'.

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It's.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, hello and welcome once again to Review That Review,

Chelsey Donn:

Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

Chelsey Donn:

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we, sorry.

Trey Gerrald:

Covid

Chelsey Donn:

Man, it's A' long sentence for post covid 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

We're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

Chelsey Donn:

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

Trey Gerrald:

That is Chelsey Donn,

Chelsey Donn:

And that is Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

but together we are.

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The Review Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

A' terrifically Special

Chelsey Donn:

Cheerio

Trey Gerrald:

to all of our members over on Patreon.

Trey Gerrald:

If you wanna know more, go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon.

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If you wanna support in an additional way, then go to Review That Review dot com slash donate.

Chelsey Donn:

do Nat.

Trey Gerrald:

Well ChelseyBD Hello, happy day after Valentine's.

Trey Gerrald:

How are you?

Chelsey Donn:

full of love and gratitude until 'I complain, but very grateful to like

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean you really take things for granted when you're well, and then when

Chelsey Donn:

You're knocked out, you know, you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I should be A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit more grateful.

Chelsey Donn:

So, uh, feeling gratitude this week.

Chelsey Donn:

How about you

Trey Gerrald:

Life is good.

Trey Gerrald:

Our Valentine's Day was filled with puppy kisses and uh, it was wonderful.

Trey Gerrald:

We had A' great week and I'm happy to be back.

Chelsey Donn:

and your birthday's coming up soon?

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like right

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And one well, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess thir.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, no.

Trey Gerrald:

February has 28 days.

Trey Gerrald:

So yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I in one month minus A' Day.

Chelsey Donn:

Yay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, the countdown has already begun.

Trey Gerrald:

Party in the A'.

Chelsey Donn:

in the A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, just because we're grateful and well and in love, doesn't mean that we

Chelsey Donn:

We know that that's true.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, would you like to,

VOICEOVER:

Lodge, A, Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would, but ChelseyBD 'I would love for you to go first.

Chelsey Donn:

oh, how gracious.

Trey Gerrald:

is there anything you would like to complain about?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I do have something in real time.

Chelsey Donn:

So one of the things with being sick is, I'm sure I'm, I'm hoping this is relatable content.

Chelsey Donn:

You don't do laundry, right?

Chelsey Donn:

For so long.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I was already backed up on the laundry train before 'I got sick.

Chelsey Donn:

So you can only imagine what I've been dealing with over the past, you know, trying to catch up.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I finally was like all.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna tackle it and 'I guess like because I'm sick, right?

Chelsey Donn:

I've been shoving tissues into like pockets of my sweatpants and stuff.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I don't know if like this is A' problem for everyone, but like for me, this happens when you

Trey Gerrald:

do you?

Trey Gerrald:

Can you read what is literally my Complaint for today?

Chelsey Donn:

Wash

Trey Gerrald:

Schmutz in the washer.

Chelsey Donn:

Stop.

Trey Gerrald:

finally happened.

Trey Gerrald:

This is literally my Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

minds have melded.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Shouldn't be surprised how crazy

Trey Gerrald:

did you just say real time?

Trey Gerrald:

Because it literally just happened to me eight minutes ago.

Chelsey Donn:

Tissues in the wash written down at the top of my paper.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, just, it's so annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

Like why, why couldn't 'I remember it?

Chelsey Donn:

Really like.

Chelsey Donn:

There's no one to blame but me.

Chelsey Donn:

'I guess, but it's the tissues specifically.

Chelsey Donn:

Like the Schwartz is like annoying and the lint is annoying, but like, whatever.

Chelsey Donn:

You take it outta the lin tray, you're, you're done.

Chelsey Donn:

But the tissues, man, they're like the glitter of laundry.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, that's very,

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, so now that 'I know, this is your Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

Chime in.

Trey Gerrald:

okay, so 'I actually had, don't ask why 'I had, um, some 'I had A',

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

so in my washer.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I literally just took all of the wet clothes out to put them in the dryer.

Trey Gerrald:

And there is like wet, soggy tortilla chip all over all of

Chelsey Donn:

the washer.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, all over your clothes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yuck.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess it was A' long tortilla chip that 'I didn't remember

Trey Gerrald:

And now with all over everything.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I was literally like, you know what?

Chelsey Donn:

the wash.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that's my question.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was like, well, I'm about to see ChelseyBD in literally A' minute, so I'll just wait and see.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz 'I was like, do 'I really have to rewash everything?

Trey Gerrald:

Or can

Chelsey Donn:

How bad has the schmutts, like, has the tortilla become like gluey and goopy?

Chelsey Donn:

You gotta rewash.

Trey Gerrald:

not goopy, but like soggy, like 'I was like violently like shaking

Chelsey Donn:

you pick it off or is it one with the

Trey Gerrald:

Well 'I think that there was like A' napkin too or

Chelsey Donn:

It's, I'm telling you, it's the napkins and the tissues that really wreak

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Well 'I of course, 'I like have to make things complicated.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I did just throw everything in the dryer to see if it will start separating

Chelsey Donn:

Sometimes 'I was gonna say, sometimes the dryer can come and clutch in

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I was trying to like watch karate, chop everything off, you know?

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I did have to get A' rag and like wipe all these remains out of the washer, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess there was A', really A', lot of chip in there.

Chelsey Donn:

Gross.

Chelsey Donn:

And then just like for me, it's 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know what the tissues, or if this was the case with A' tortilla, but it's

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

Now I'm all of A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Sudden 'I am.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm sweeping, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I got A' new job as if 'I wasn't like out of breath for being sick and doing all this laundry,

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, so what did you do?

Trey Gerrald:

Did you just start the laundry over?

Chelsey Donn:

No, like in that case, the clothes is clean, like the tissue's

Chelsey Donn:

It's just that like it, it gets like caught in the lint tray, but then as soon as 'I open the door,

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I mean 'I took care of it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I shook it out.

Chelsey Donn:

But like, you know, 'I couldn't just leave.

Chelsey Donn:

My like laundry room floor like that.

Chelsey Donn:

'I had to then clean that up.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's just, it's one of those things like everything else where it's like you,

Chelsey Donn:

So like 'I was like, all right, ChelseyBD, let's go like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

It took A' lot to like work up the courage to do it.

Chelsey Donn:

And who needs this?

Chelsey Donn:

On top of it, you know, also 'I, don't know if this happens to you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I go back and forth with like the pods not using the pods.

Chelsey Donn:

'I found that 'I was like really going crazy with A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Liquid.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was like overusing with A' liquid.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I, so 'I thought maybe the pods would help me stay in line.

Chelsey Donn:

A' little bit.

Chelsey Donn:

They say two pods for A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Big load.

Chelsey Donn:

I've been sticking to that and thought maybe I'd save A' little bit of money cuz 'I don't

Chelsey Donn:

Still looking for alternatives.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know there's like some natural alternatives out there, but.

Chelsey Donn:

Regardless.

Chelsey Donn:

Have you ever had A' situation with A' pod where the pod

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

The last time 'I ever bought A' pod, that's what

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

like congealed blue all over this like white shirt.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was like, this is

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

So that also happened with A' tissue debacle.

Chelsey Donn:

When 'I went to take the stuff out of the washer, A' white shirt was now stained blue and

Trey Gerrald:

the same Complaint today.

Chelsey Donn:

Laundry.

Chelsey Donn:

That is crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

That is crazy, but not crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

And then not, you know, cuz we do two become one here with us and the Spice Girls.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh yeah, from our episode last week,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello.

Chelsey Donn:

That's so fun.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, I'm glad that we have this as like, Both of our complaints.

Chelsey Donn:

Hopefully what that means is that this is universal.

Chelsey Donn:

Listeners, do you deal with this?

Chelsey Donn:

Like do you hate sort of A' sharp, right turn right?

Chelsey Donn:

When you're in the middle of doing A' laundry, you think you're on track?

Chelsey Donn:

Let us know.

Chelsey Donn:

One A' five zero review, zero.

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel like 'I shouldn't have let you go first.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

'I will test the fact that we both write the complaints at the top of our notebooks

Chelsey Donn:

We just both have the same Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

Now, I'm super curious to hear about the Complaint that you're bringing in this

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, that's good.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's just move

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

let's go ahead and do the title of our

Chelsey Donn:

Woo.

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Review.

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That, Review,

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trustee, Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you A' review.

Trey Gerrald:

We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn:

That's right.

Chelsey Donn:

And Trey in the 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think in the after show.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not sure if it came up at all in last week's episode, but you've

Chelsey Donn:

For A' Minute.

Chelsey Donn:

Now, Trey has told me he has alerted the Patreon community that this is gonna be A',

Chelsey Donn:

Is that true?

Trey Gerrald:

it's very accurate.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't wait to hear it.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like I've been sitting on pins and needles waiting to know what this could possibly be.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, everyone 'I just want you to know if you have children listening.

Trey Gerrald:

If you continue forward with today's episode, it is at your own discretion

Chelsey Donn:

'I, this is officially your message to push Stop and listen to another episode.

Trey Gerrald:

Isler, come back to episode 89.

Trey Gerrald:

A' Review.

Trey Gerrald:

That Review, and about how old is Isler.

Chelsey Donn:

Seven.

Chelsey Donn:

He can come back in 10 years.

Trey Gerrald:

make it, make it 15.

Chelsey Donn:

'I let her come back in 15 years.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

So today, oh, 'I should also say like this, 'I found this.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I talked about this on the Patreon, but 'I found this review A' long time

Trey Gerrald:

But then because of scheduling and the way the calendar was set up, our

Trey Gerrald:

So, This is perfect for today, the day after Valentine's Day when

Trey Gerrald:

So today 'I have A' five star Amazon Review written by PAX 16, spelled p A' 'I X 16

Trey Gerrald:

The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring, A', woman parenthesis, Kerner, paperback,

Chelsey Donn:

super cala.

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It's super coloristic A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow, Trey.

Trey Gerrald:

that's why 'I let you go first earlier.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

How progressive and feminist of you 'I like this book so far from the title?

Chelsey Donn:

It's A' five star review, so that makes me feel even better powered

Chelsey Donn:

W O M Y N.

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, I'm gonna shut up now, but the point is, do you know that song.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, you 'I, can't you?

Chelsey Donn:

You come first.

Chelsey Donn:

Let me give you what you deserve.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry, Natalie.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't, don't get on me about the riff.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

There's probably like A' million notes in that one thing.

Chelsey Donn:

'I didn't break down the riff, but.

Chelsey Donn:

There is A' song about that, and 'I didn't, we should like maybe play A' clip

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I didn't realize at first when 'I was hearing that 'I was just like, oh, you come first.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, that's such A' sweet song about like A' boyfriend or A' husband being like, you baby.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, like, like you come first, like you're, I'm gonna think of you

Chelsey Donn:

And then 'I realize like, no, no, no, no.

Chelsey Donn:

This is A' sexy song.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I find that so many songs.

Chelsey Donn:

Do that, right?

Chelsey Donn:

With the double entendre where like you're singing them forever and

Chelsey Donn:

Nice little Diddy.

Chelsey Donn:

And then you're like, wait, A' minute.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm singing about oral sex.

Chelsey Donn:

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

You know this song Trey, right?

Trey Gerrald:

never heard the song, but

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

that tangent.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

Can we play it for A' second, just so that you can just for A' second.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Share.

Chelsey Donn:

Can you hear it?

Trey Gerrald:

Oh sweetie.

VOICEOVER:

If only A', they say 'I A'.

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Lot of selfish love.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

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So let me go down, down, down, down.

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You don't even need to ask me.

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'I.

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A'.

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Go.

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Round, round, round, round.

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You've had A' nerve.

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Lemme go.

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Down, down, down.

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You know that it me.

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Happy you.

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Loud, loud.

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When you feel A' love darling.

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You first let me give you A' deserve.

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'I A', love you.

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You feel.

Trey Gerrald:

Sweetie.

Chelsey Donn:

the moan at the end.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder why there's whistling.

Chelsey Donn:

'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe

Trey Gerrald:

wet your whistle.

Chelsey Donn:

what your whistle 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Guess.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know, but like can you believe 'I had been like singing along to that song on the radio

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, pun intended.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

never heard that song.

Trey Gerrald:

It was on the radio.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Or 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I play like Spotify, like mood lifters and stuff.

Chelsey Donn:

'I do Spotify playlists.

Chelsey Donn:

'I shouldn't say radio, but you know what 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

It was like charting.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, tangent aside, , let's, let's get into Pack Sixteens.

Chelsey Donn:

Five star review of She Comes First.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so this is Pack Sixteens five star Amazon review for the book.

Trey Gerrald:

She comes first, the Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring, A' Woman Paperback edition.

Trey Gerrald:

Very important, so this is PAXs subject.

Trey Gerrald:

All caps very highly recommended.

Trey Gerrald:

An eyeopener, four exclamation marks, A' confidence builder, three exclamation marks.

Trey Gerrald:

Now this

Chelsey Donn:

the title.

Trey Gerrald:

That's right.

Trey Gerrald:

Yep.

Trey Gerrald:

So this was written on October 15th, 2018, and this is for the 2009 edition of the book.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

Verified purchase.

Trey Gerrald:

She comes first, is very highly recommended.

Trey Gerrald:

It has opened my eyes.

Trey Gerrald:

, it has significantly increased my confidence.

Trey Gerrald:

It has made me A' much better.

Trey Gerrald:

Partner slash Lover 'I stumbled upon the book while searching for the joy of sex.

Trey Gerrald:

At the time, 'I was newly divorced and in search of direction prior to reentering the dating.

Trey Gerrald:

based on the reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

'I purchased both books.

Trey Gerrald:

Unfortunately 'I read, t j s Burst, it was somewhat enlightening,

Trey Gerrald:

After sitting in my desk for more than A' year, 'I read S c F, it was.

Trey Gerrald:

An eyeopener.

Trey Gerrald:

'I never realized how little 'I knew about the female anatomy.

Trey Gerrald:

After reading the book, 'I better understood why over the years women said 'I was too

Trey Gerrald:

Little overwhelmed at times with the technical aspects of the.

Trey Gerrald:

The first time 'I put the techniques into practice.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was shocked how easy it was to step up my game.

Trey Gerrald:

'I made A' all caps very good.

Trey Gerrald:

First impression with the new woman in my life.

Trey Gerrald:

The responses to my moves were overwhelming for the first time, 'I felt like 'I

Trey Gerrald:

'I always prioritized her.

Chelsey Donn:

Nice.

Trey Gerrald:

My contentment took her by surprise.

Trey Gerrald:

'I truly focused on savoring all aspects of pleasing her instead of

Trey Gerrald:

Since this was our first time together, this approach went A' long way towards allaying her

Trey Gerrald:

As A' result, 'I have laid the groundwork for building A' key facet for A' strong

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' paradigm shift.

Chelsey Donn:

Mm.

Trey Gerrald:

Unfortunately, my ex-wife will never experience the benefits of my enlightenment.

Trey Gerrald:

Our sex life was very routine slash dull.

Trey Gerrald:

Although S C F wouldn't have saved our marriage, it might have eliminated

Trey Gerrald:

Enter.

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Plus sign.

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Plus 'I plus.

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And plus sign.

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Plus sign.

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Plus sign, plus sign, plus sign, plus sign.

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Plus sign.

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Plus sign, plus 'I.

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Plus, plus plus 'I.

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Plus plus sign.

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Plus and plus.

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Plus.

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Plus sign.

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Plus 'I.

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Plus 'I.

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Plus sign, plus 'I, plus 'I, plus 'I.

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Plus 'I Plus.

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And plus.

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Sign.

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Enter.

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Enter PS dash.

Trey Gerrald:

The more 'I practice, the better 'I be.

Trey Gerrald:

Come.

Chelsey Donn:

Ooh.

Trey Gerrald:

So far my record is providing five orgasms in one day.

Trey Gerrald:

Across two sessions, 'I have discovered three ways to caps guarantee results.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have gone from an amateur to an expert.

Trey Gerrald:

Trust me, the techniques work wonders all caps.

Trey Gerrald:

Most importantly, my insecurities are.

Trey Gerrald:

Also by prioritizing my lady friend 'I have rightly made her feel very special.

Trey Gerrald:

All caps, she always comes first in an outside of the bed for exclamation marks.

Trey Gerrald:

This makes my life easier and enhances our relationship.

Trey Gerrald:

Smiley.

Trey Gerrald:

Enter.

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Enter.

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Plus 'I.

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Plus 'I.

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Enter.

Trey Gerrald:

Enter pps Dash as recommended.

Trey Gerrald:

Candlelight is essential.

Chelsey Donn:

recommended . Is that it?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my god.

Chelsey Donn:

What?

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Pack 16 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

As A' woman, 'I gotta applaud.

Chelsey Donn:

Pack 16, right?

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was thinking about this the entire time, cuz 'I was like, if more men read this book, then

Chelsey Donn:

Certainly it was interesting because it was like teetering on this line of bragging,

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

then at the same time, Really giving credit to the book.

Chelsey Donn:

'I liked that.

Chelsey Donn:

Pax mentioned that the book was about more than just sex, and that it did really do

Chelsey Donn:

Because 'I was thinking maybe, even though at times it was like A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I, do 'I really need to know how many orgasms you're giving.

Chelsey Donn:

A' woman.

Chelsey Donn:

But then 'I was like, you know, maybe 'I do, because maybe this is somebody.

Chelsey Donn:

Who really was deeply impacted by this book is sharing it clearly with an audience

Chelsey Donn:

Also, with 'I guess men or women reading, you know, the book to please their partners.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's not like we're putting this lewd information out there for

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

Like this is clearly the audience of people that are gonna be reading this review.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe once this information.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, the whole time 'I was listening to it, 'I, 'I really wanted to make Pax A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Review Queen, but they lost me.

Chelsey Donn:

A' little bit in this xx Plus Plus.

Chelsey Donn:

Plus plus.

Chelsey Donn:

Ps.

Chelsey Donn:

Pps.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just like the reason they did that, right, is to like kind of separate it out.

Trey Gerrald:

it's

Chelsey Donn:

So like visually.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think we, we could have, we didn't need the PBS and the pps and we also didn't need,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz 'I feel like 'I cuz it occurred to me that they're saying it's unfortunate the ex-wife

Chelsey Donn:

But then it said like, but that wouldn't have fixed our issues.

Chelsey Donn:

Any like 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

'I actually find this review to not be super lewd like they use the word 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, first of all, the book is called, uses the phrase come, but Pax even uses the word orgasm.

Trey Gerrald:

They do say come throughout, but it doesn't seem very adult in the content.

Trey Gerrald:

It feels very sort of almost

Chelsey Donn:

Clinical.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I liked that.

Chelsey Donn:

'I really liked that.

Chelsey Donn:

That was like what 'I found kind of Queenly and 'I really liked that.

Chelsey Donn:

Pax owned up to like, 'I was too fast, 'I was too rough.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, you know, 'I was doing these things blindly and now 'I know.

Trey Gerrald:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

When was this book published?

Trey Gerrald:

Well, this paperback version was published February 1st, 2009,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

it's A' hard cover first, and then the next edition will be paperback.

Chelsey Donn:

And then when was the review written?

Trey Gerrald:

in 2018.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

How old do you think Pax is?

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that Pax is in his forties.

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel like they could even be older, like 'I feel like,

Chelsey Donn:

You think so?

Trey Gerrald:

Well 'I get that this is 2018, so, but that's not really even

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I guess 'I have A' story here that like this person is very learned.

Trey Gerrald:

Like they were like 'I want to like research.

Trey Gerrald:

And so they were looking up the joy of sex.

Trey Gerrald:

Then they stumbled upon this one and were like, after A' year's time wanted to do more research.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know, 'I feel like 40 year olds are on TikTok being.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know why 'I get 'I, get vibes that like the

Chelsey Donn:

Like they were like high school sweethearts or something like that at college.

Chelsey Donn:

'I just feel like that was like A' young marriage and that they, this person still has.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if this person were to remarry this like partner that they still

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Guess that's why 'I was thinking like middle age, right?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, no.

Trey Gerrald:

'I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

It's interesting to me because my first impulse is, Oh, you're saying you're A' good lover.

Trey Gerrald:

Well then you obviously aren't, but 'I get that in the context of this review.

Trey Gerrald:

It's sort of like, oh, I'm comparing how 'I have been with applying techniques.

Trey Gerrald:

'I learned from this book

Chelsey Donn:

Correct.

Trey Gerrald:

different.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Like that's why in the beginning 'I was like, Ugh, with the bragging and with the

Chelsey Donn:

Usually if A' guy is saying that, you're like, okay, you know, but in this

Chelsey Donn:

And A' guy that 'I think is just bragging about how good they are.

Chelsey Donn:

Whatever is not gonna be doing that in A' clinical book review format, giving

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, the, honestly, this review kind of feels like good reads to

Chelsey Donn:

Yes,

Trey Gerrald:

who is like really taking on the assignment of writing A' review for this book.

Trey Gerrald:

You know,

Chelsey Donn:

Totally.

Chelsey Donn:

They read this book and then they, they did what 'I think we really like, which is that

Chelsey Donn:

This was the review that Pax needed, and he paid it forward.

Trey Gerrald:

It is interesting to me that Pax always abbreviates the title

Chelsey Donn:

didn't wanna waste any real estate on the book title.

Trey Gerrald:

Why do you think candlelight is essential?

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think that packs with like the candlelight is essential and with it's more than

Chelsey Donn:

Think all of those things for me, even though 'I think, again, maybe not necessary to do it.

Chelsey Donn:

In the PS PPPs format is alluding to the fact that this is not just A' book

Chelsey Donn:

This is A' book about like.

Chelsey Donn:

Intimacy and relationships and the candlelight and, and the female brain, right?

Chelsey Donn:

'I think there is A' sense of you wanna be romance, like you want to

Chelsey Donn:

You wanna set the tone, you're not gonna, you know, that's the way 'I think.

Chelsey Donn:

A' more female brain works.

Chelsey Donn:

So, uh, speaking as A' female,

Trey Gerrald:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

Have you ever read the Joy of Sex?

Chelsey Donn:

no

Trey Gerrald:

Me either.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

I've like heard it, it's been like in the zeitgeist.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm like, maybe 'I should.

Trey Gerrald:

Now, 'I, don't even remember how 'I came across this book.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think 'I came across it from looking up like, oh, it would

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

How did you go across this book?

Chelsey Donn:

No offense.

Chelsey Donn:

What do you mean?

Trey Gerrald:

'I was looking for A' review for the Joy of Sex.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think that is literally how 'I found it.

Trey Gerrald:

And none of, oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Remember 'I thought it would be funny to do 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Remember now, 'I thought it would be funny to have A' review of the Comma Sutra,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

but none of them really were like, interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

And then this was like A' recommended book and 'I was like, she comes first.

Trey Gerrald:

That's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good title.

Chelsey Donn:

Kind of A' pet peeve of mine.

Chelsey Donn:

Let me know if you feel this way.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel like we've talked about this before.

Chelsey Donn:

If you're gonna have these like long subjects, then why are we reiterating

Chelsey Donn:

Like just have A' short subject and then say what you will.

Chelsey Donn:

We had this whole lengthy subject line in all caps and then started the review saying the same.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, it does bother me.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, it is literally the subject.

Trey Gerrald:

She comes versus very highly recommended.

Trey Gerrald:

It has opened my eyes.

Trey Gerrald:

'I A' significantly increased my confidence.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, A' eyeopener opening of eyes has said so many times in this

Chelsey Donn:

'I can see that.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I can see that.

Chelsey Donn:

Pun intended.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think that may.

Chelsey Donn:

The only thing 'I can think of is that because 'I 'I mean, I'm not seeing it on the page, but

Chelsey Donn:

We're getting into the PS and the PPS that in this case, maybe it's like, this is the synopsis,

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

No 'I agree and 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It does feel scholarly to me.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Like for some reason 'I feel like Pax was like, I'm going to educate myself.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm gonna take A' class on female pleasure.

Trey Gerrald:

And this is like A' final exam.

Trey Gerrald:

Essay from what they learned, the which is also 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think why the PS and the PPS is sort of like, it feels like A' counter to that approach.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, exactly.

Trey Gerrald:

and 'I can't distinguish.

Trey Gerrald:

If 'I feel like the PPS is meant to be like A', slight nod at humor, or if their intention is like

Chelsey Donn:

The better 'I become,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, the become, that's definitely meant to be A' joke.

Chelsey Donn:

Or Winky at least.

Trey Gerrald:

That's also another thing.

Trey Gerrald:

This is just random, but like in my experience of life, 'I always thought that c U M.

Trey Gerrald:

Was come when it, when it's pertaining to sexual experiences.

Trey Gerrald:

So like this book is spelled C O m E S and even his says 'I BComm.

Trey Gerrald:

This is interesting cuz it's not be space quotation come, it's be quotation mark.

Trey Gerrald:

C o m e quotation

Chelsey Donn:

Well, 'I think that.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think.

Chelsey Donn:

The reason why this isn't just called,

Trey Gerrald:

comes cuz that seems A' little.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, that's like Below the Brow 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think of this author.

Trey Gerrald:

also, it probably does mean coming, like she comes first in all the ways.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

That's what 'I was gonna say.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that it's because it's, it's all, it's an all-inclusive come

Trey Gerrald:

So, all right, so do we think there's any value or new unique information?

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I, really?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You go first.

Chelsey Donn:

Ah, you come.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just think that 'I, I'll let you go.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause 'I feel like I've been talking A' lot, but 'I do think that they give like

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Feel like Pack 16 is like A' movie reviewer.

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

like, yeah, 'I do feel like 'I really get A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Very strong sense that Pax is being truthful here and that this really

Trey Gerrald:

It's not just like A' self-help book where it's like, oh, that's really interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have A' like an epiphany and then you forget about it and it's over.

Trey Gerrald:

This is really like, 'I have many 'I mean, they even say 'I have discovered

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean, it's like as if we're talking about growing A' business, you

Chelsey Donn:

Sure.

Chelsey Donn:

'I also liked that Pax talked about how they were A', little 'I think they said

Chelsey Donn:

Really good emotional.

Chelsey Donn:

Point to hit because 'I think A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of people would feel that way.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, okay, so now I've like read the book and I've garnered all this information,

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I feel like that's where the confidence really came in because it was like 'I was

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I like that journey for Pax.

Trey Gerrald:

no 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

The spelling grammar here is pretty on point.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't think there are any typo.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, definitely think this is truthful to Pax experience.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like there's just like too many details for this to be shady.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean the only shady element is like, are they talking themselves up?

Chelsey Donn:

A', little bit 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it did occur to me that it's like, and 'I think it might be A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good thing like 'I, if this is.

Trey Gerrald:

That much of A' paradigm shift that like, oh, let me consider my sexual partner's

Trey Gerrald:

But it did make me think, oh, if this is this new partner's first interaction with

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I don't think that that's.

Trey Gerrald:

Requiring much are, are most people not concerned with other people's needs?

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean I'm separate of finding the female orgasm, which like there's so much societal,

Trey Gerrald:

But do people, like when they're engaging in sex, is it common that they're like not even

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean, I'm sure.

Chelsey Donn:

is, of course it's very common, which is why it is, it's great to consider this

Chelsey Donn:

Which is sad, but probably true and so makes me wanna give pacs A' little bit of credit there

Trey Gerrald:

it on.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Are there like A', lot of reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

Does it seem like A', lot of people are buying this book.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, it became very popular.

Trey Gerrald:

This review itself has 365 helpfuls, but, but there's also people that have A', lot of, um,

Trey Gerrald:

Little simplistic,

Chelsey Donn:

But maybe sometimes it needs to be, you know, simple 'I

Trey Gerrald:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

monkey see, monkey do.

Trey Gerrald:

But also 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Do think women could read this book?

Trey Gerrald:

And it's sort of like, all right, if you have A' selfish lover and you wanna keep the lover, but

Chelsey Donn:

Put this book in there like in their nightstand, and you hope that they read it.

Chelsey Donn:

How did this end up here

Trey Gerrald:

Oh

Chelsey Donn:

did this come from?

Trey Gerrald:

And isn't interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

It's written by A' Man.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, 'I didn't realize that This is written by A' man.

Chelsey Donn:

That is interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Wonder if that, that's very interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Wonder if that makes it more approachable to like A' cis man,

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Know 'I was wondering that too.

Chelsey Donn:

like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Wonder if this book was written by A' woman, if it wouldn't be as successful, which, you know, maybe.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe in this case it's good that it's written by A' man because obviously 'I

Chelsey Donn:

Do you know about that?

Chelsey Donn:

'I think it's called the game 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like.

Trey Gerrald:

that show on b E.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, 'I don't know, but 'I or 'I think it's called The Game.

Chelsey Donn:

The rules the game.

Chelsey Donn:

The 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

. I'm so stupid.

Chelsey Donn:

But it's, it's A' book that like A' lot of guys read when 'I was in college that

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I 'I don't have that same, even now knowing that it was written by A' man.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't have that same feeling because 'I think the end result or the end point

Chelsey Donn:

Think that it's let's pleasure the lady so that we can have A' more

Trey Gerrald:

Do we think this is A' common Experie?

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't tell if it's just that Pax is A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Is A' plus star student or not?

Chelsey Donn:

What do you think?

Trey Gerrald:

Well, okay, well now 'I am very, okay, so I'm just, I'm looking up.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so Ian Kerner does have A' PhD

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

and there are 6,048 reviews on Amazon.

Trey Gerrald:

So it is A' very popular book.

Chelsey Donn:

And are most of the reviews positive?

Chelsey Donn:

What's the, what's the score overall?

Trey Gerrald:

He looks like A', nice Jewish boy.

Trey Gerrald:

He A'.

Trey Gerrald:

It's 4.6 out of

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

That's pretty high for Amazon.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, it's only 3%.

Chelsey Donn:

'I consider anything really over A'.

Chelsey Donn:

4, 4, 4, 5 to be pretty good.

Trey Gerrald:

And they've written A' bunch of, um, oh, it says on the cover it says

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

That's A' lot

Trey Gerrald:

popular.

Trey Gerrald:

And then so the image on the cover, It's like A', very stark white cover.

Trey Gerrald:

And then there's like A', A', 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess this is A' fruit, but there's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe it's like A' passion fruit, but there's A' bunch of seeds in the middle,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, got it.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

But the seeds are kind of grossing me out.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know if this is common.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Imagine like, yeah, sure.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I Feel like when men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Trey Gerrald:

Like that became A' whole craze.

Trey Gerrald:

'I could see how even A' woman could buy the book and be like, honey, let's

Trey Gerrald:

Like

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I can see it being common in the sense that like if you're actually gonna

Trey Gerrald:

take it on.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel like it's probably typical, like if you were really wanting A' paradigm shift that

Trey Gerrald:

That feels probably A' honest

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, there wasn't like A' ton of humor, but 'I kind of like that.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think I'm gonna like put that in the plus column because

Trey Gerrald:

the subject

Chelsey Donn:

no 'I mean, no pun intended, again on the plus, plus plus.

Chelsey Donn:

But I'm gonna put that in the plus column because this could have easily turned out

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

Because 'I don't think that Pax finds this to be comical like 'I Think

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, this is like A' in A' way.

Chelsey Donn:

This is like A' love letter to the book.

Trey Gerrald:

That is sort of why the, the more 'I practice, the better

Trey Gerrald:

Cause it's the only like

Chelsey Donn:

But maybe that's why we did the plus plus plus, you know, separating it out.

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz it was like, this is like the clinical whatever love letter

Trey Gerrald:

Right, right.

Chelsey Donn:

you know,

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean impact Deal breaker.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean it.

Trey Gerrald:

This is A' Strong

Chelsey Donn:

it's impactful.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' Strong statement for the book.

Trey Gerrald:

Having value.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Sh Should we go into crowning?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Everything just feels so sexual, like the crowning feels sexual.

Chelsey Donn:

Everything that we're saying takes on A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Whole new message today, but I'm ready to crown.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean I'm so torn.

Chelsey Donn:

But let's, let's go into it.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER:

A', Total, Score.

Chelsey Donn:

We did it.

Chelsey Donn:

We both went for the Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

We made Pax A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel like Pax.

Chelsey Donn:

This was pretty Queenly 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think as A' woman 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Have to applaud you for reading the book and then also giving credit to the book

Chelsey Donn:

Being A' bro about it and being like, 'I, read this book under the covers.

Chelsey Donn:

And now I'm gonna pretend like 'I was just born with this genius.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you're owning up to the fact that you weren't great before and you weren't confident before.

Chelsey Donn:

And this book really, really helped you and 'I think you're A' Queen and 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I wanted to honor you as such.

Chelsey Donn:

And you know, the PS and the subject were little things that bothered me.

Chelsey Donn:

The humor wasn't really there, but 'I thought at the end of the day.

Chelsey Donn:

'I got A' reward Pax and make him A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Review.

Chelsey Donn:

Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

Why did you go for the Review?

Chelsey Donn:

Queen For Pax?

Trey Gerrald:

Ultimately this lands for me as you know, like when 'I wanna say, you read

Trey Gerrald:

It's also like when you see A' movie and you're like, oh my God, you have to go see this movie.

Trey Gerrald:

Or when you like find A' new restaurant and you're like, you, we, you have, it's like Pax

Trey Gerrald:

is, share that with everyone.

Trey Gerrald:

That's really like what comes across from this review, which 'I think when you boil

Trey Gerrald:

When someone has such A', huge impact from A' product that they just wanna

Trey Gerrald:

Like we're at the beginning of sound of Music.

Trey Gerrald:

Like that's exactly what 'I get from this.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I do think that the plus plus plus plus plus doesn't translate when you're,

Trey Gerrald:

But when you look at it on Amazon, it's less obnoxious.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like the nitpicking we did was just, cuz that's us breaking everything down.

Trey Gerrald:

But ultimately, 'I love Pax 'I love that Pax is owning up to things that they have improved

Trey Gerrald:

Before and now share, which 'I think is always very impactful for that reason.

Trey Gerrald:

Five stars.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm very curious, I'm gonna look 'I, wanna look pack 16 up and see

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder if they take everything this

Chelsey Donn:

'I also liked that it wasn't like Pack 69, you know, even though that would be apt.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's that.

Trey Gerrald:

So it wasn't as blue and raunchy.

Chelsey Donn:

No.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was not sure where we were going with this.

Chelsey Donn:

When Trey was sort of teeing this up on the Patreon.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought we were really gonna go even more raunchy.

Chelsey Donn:

But yeah, this was sort of educational.

Chelsey Donn:

'I hope.

Chelsey Donn:

Our male listeners who are listening to the show are intrigued and 'I hope that this can

Chelsey Donn:

So to.

Chelsey Donn:

In relationships moving forward.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, we can talk about this on the after show, but I'm really, I'm

Trey Gerrald:

Whoa.

Trey Gerrald:

If 'I focus on their experience instead of my own have A' positive reaction,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

But, but 'I, like 'I think that that's because you have like A' more sensitive mind than your typical

Trey Gerrald:

right?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm probably more A' female in that way.

Trey Gerrald:

Well that's also why 'I was sort of asking about the candlelight.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz 'I am someone who likes to like candles.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm like, and also 'I do approach sex as like what's there for them, which 'I 'I guess.

Chelsey Donn:

It was A' more

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I mean we, neither of us are straight men, so it's like they're

Trey Gerrald:

But it is sort of like,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And no, but like at the same time, 'I think it's, you know, I'm single and I've had, you

Chelsey Donn:

And so 'I think reading this review from PAX is like, you know, melting my frozen heart A'

Chelsey Donn:

Book and so many people are focusing on this, then maybe there are men out there that are A' little

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I like this,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So the reason 'I think it was so great for today is that if you are in A'

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe reading.

Trey Gerrald:

She comes first.

Trey Gerrald:

The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring A' Woman would have made last night better than now.

Trey Gerrald:

You know that you can be like packs and you can go get it on Amazon.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, go get it.

Chelsey Donn:

Go buy it now, please.

Chelsey Donn:

Everybody.

Chelsey Donn:

Everybody buy it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I might buy it.

Chelsey Donn:

Honestly, that was good.

Chelsey Donn:

Good review.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey Way to keep this one hanging on the shelf.

Chelsey Donn:

This Review Queen in the wings,

Trey Gerrald:

Why?

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, with all of that said and done, We've reached the most regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting tonight?

Trey Gerrald:

Four

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My Royal.

Chelsey Donn:

so thanks for asking Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

'I would love to nominate My.

Chelsey Donn:

Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I was thinking, speaking of being able to find things today, 'I wanna nominate.

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I might have done it, but I'm gonna do it again anyway.

Chelsey Donn:

Gps, have we done this?

Chelsey Donn:

Have 'I done this?

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe 'I have.

Chelsey Donn:

Here's the thing, if anybody 'I done, 'I have done it.

Chelsey Donn:

If anybody knows me, , if anybody knows me, they know that 'I can get lost in like my closet.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have A' very bad sense of direction and 'I just don't know what 'I would do without my navigation.

Chelsey Donn:

It.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

The times that I've gotten into my car and for whatever reason, like 'I don't have

Chelsey Donn:

What did 'I do?

Chelsey Donn:

How did 'I get anywhere?

Chelsey Donn:

'I remember driving to school before 'I had navigation and 'I like missed my exit,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

That's what 'I did.

Chelsey Donn:

That's what 'I did before 'I had g p s.

Chelsey Donn:

Sad but true.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I just don't know what 'I would do without it.

Chelsey Donn:

And even though it's sort of creepy cuz like things are tracking us all the

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I might have done it, but 'I use it every day.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I, it's worth repeating.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you G P s for navigating my life and taking me to where 'I need to go.

Chelsey Donn:

You're My, Royal, Highness.

Chelsey Donn:

Yay.

Trey Gerrald:

truly concur.

Trey Gerrald:

It is like one of those things where like if you did not grow up in A' culture

Trey Gerrald:

'I literally.

Trey Gerrald:

Like my job is literally 13 minutes away and 'I drive it every time 'I go to work,

Trey Gerrald:

It's, it never has, it has never offered A' different route.

Chelsey Donn:

'I wanna, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I also.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

But still 'I like to have it, it's like it holds your hand and also it

Chelsey Donn:

Tells you if there's like A', little bit of A' delay on your way so that

Chelsey Donn:

There's nothing worse than being late.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

But the only thing that's worse than being late is being rude.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if I'm gonna.

Chelsey Donn:

20 minutes late because 'I just 'I just hit A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Delay on the 1 0 1.

Chelsey Donn:

Well then at least 'I can call the person and say, Hey, you know, my navigation

Chelsey Donn:

Do you want me to meet you at the restaurant instead?

Chelsey Donn:

Whatever.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I can try to like preempt the problem, be A', little bit less rude, A', little bit

Trey Gerrald:

'I do feel like we have done this before because 'I remember talking about

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

like the back pocket of his, you know, the passenger seat.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, there's A' and he would literally, and there was always A' pencil folded

Chelsey Donn:

The, the root.

Trey Gerrald:

which, like, 'I can't even, like when 'I zoom in on Google maps.

Trey Gerrald:

O of course map class.

Trey Gerrald:

What?

Trey Gerrald:

A' what?

Trey Gerrald:

A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Glorious.

Trey Gerrald:

And, and, um, stop hop, stop hop, A' hop stop.

Chelsey Donn:

That was for like Subways, 'I used to

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I can't even zoom in on Google Maps in my neighborhood and like tell

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Literally just don't know how to do it.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Just follow my directions, you know, 'I, it's.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know how he used to go to different states, like from

Chelsey Donn:

maps are very confusing.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like amazing that people can just like look at that and know what

Trey Gerrald:

And you know what also 'I feel like similarly has gone away.

Trey Gerrald:

Those, you know, how you would balance your checkbook with the pieces

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

You

Trey Gerrald:

'I really feel like, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

just like the paper?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

. Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Now it's just like everything 'I, like it automatically, like all of the information

Chelsey Donn:

like A' copy of the check or whatever.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh, yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Like that's so weird.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I know these are the things that we take.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm telling you, these are the things that we, we take for granted

Trey Gerrald:

And also in this.

Chelsey Donn:

uh, used to them.

Trey Gerrald:

and even in the same conversation as the calculator 'I know we have talked

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I was like, you just literally always had A' digital phone.

Trey Gerrald:

We literally had calculators, but now we have iPhones and smartphones

Chelsey Donn:

need to have an extra thing.

Chelsey Donn:

You don't need A' camera.

Chelsey Donn:

You don't need 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Mean, there's just like, it's 'I

Trey Gerrald:

you don't even need A' flashlight.

Chelsey Donn:

let's not give away all the Royal Highness, right?

Chelsey Donn:

These things

Trey Gerrald:

Oh true.

Trey Gerrald:

That's very true.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's

Trey Gerrald:

that is true.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

Good induction, obviously.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

G p s 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know anyone who doesn't use the gps.

Chelsey Donn:

If you don't, 'I, don't trust you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just

Trey Gerrald:

that's A' Different brain.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, we did A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

We have reached the end of the route.

Chelsey Donn:

We have arrived at the end.

Trey Gerrald:

And that's another round on the argue, an eye-opening RQ Ferris

Chelsey Donn:

Don't forget the candles.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend.

Trey Gerrald:

If you didn't like what you heard, please tell an enemy.

Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

We're even A'.

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And hit up A' voice mailbox 1 8 50 review zero.

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You can also follow us on all the socials at the Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

And remember, ChelseyBD with A' y

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

You were gonna say A' Little bow.

Trey Gerrald:

Literally yesterday at work, literally yesterday at work, 'I trained someone.

Trey Gerrald:

And so another, um, employee was like, oh, 'I was talking to the new person.

Trey Gerrald:

And they were saying that, um, Terry trained them.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I was like, you are out of your fucking mind.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just inducted this on the podcast.

Chelsey Donn:

my god,

Trey Gerrald:

does it keep happening to me?

Trey Gerrald:

My name is not Terry Gerard

Chelsey Donn:

is crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

The saga continues.

Trey Gerrald:

A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Anyway, you can follow me at Terry Ger.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God, it never gets old.

Chelsey Donn:

On today's after show pod, we are rating and reviewing A'.

Chelsey Donn:

One star Yelp review for Taco Santo in Brooklyn.

Chelsey Donn:

Get ready to find out what made Trey say.

Trey Gerrald:

oh my God, that is such A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good nomination.

Trey Gerrald:

'I love me.

Trey Gerrald:

And to find out what made ChelseyBD say.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn:

My microphone went super soft.

Trey Gerrald:

Then come on and join us and become A' member of our Patreon at Review That Review dot

Trey Gerrald:

And remember,

Chelsey Donn:

The haters.

Chelsey Donn:

You're A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Agenda non-specific.

Trey Gerrald:

Fricking she comes first.

Trey Gerrald:

Queen

Chelsey Donn:

first.

Chelsey Donn:

That's right.

Chelsey Donn:

And congratulations to our Review Queen this week.

Trey Gerrald:

Goodger.

Chelsey Donn:

Goodger Pax.

Chelsey Donn:

If you're listening, A' Goodger Mugger shirt is yours.

Chelsey Donn:

Call in one eight five zero review.

Chelsey Donn:

Zero.

Chelsey Donn:

Bye.

Trey Gerrald:

let her come first.

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Theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know if we've had A', unanimous Queen in A' while,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, it really doesn't happen very.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't 'I mean, can't even think of A' last.

Trey Gerrald:

Should we let our Review Queen come first?

Chelsey Donn:

You 'I, can't!, God 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Need Natalie to help me break down that riff.

Trey Gerrald:

You A'.

Trey Gerrald:

That was the girl

Chelsey Donn:

you come first.

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Trey Gerrald

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Chelsey Donn

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