Episode 88: Sandals Resorts 1 vs 5 Stars

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Everybody's got A', Every, Californian, and Virginian and Virginian.

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so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score..

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Trey ChelseyBD will you?

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Which ones 'I Hate?

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A' Baby,.

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it's time to Review.

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That Review!.

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Hello,

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Well, hi there and hello listeners.

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Welcome once again to Review That Review.

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ChelseyBD.

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Happy Valentine's Day.

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Just A' few

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A'.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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Happy Valentine's Day to you too.

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All right, girl, let's get into it.

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Give us the update.

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'I am sick again.

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I've been sick all A' year.

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'I like came into the new year with A' cold from last year, and then 'I got Covid 'I.

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'I mean.

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This is clearly the Complaint because what other Complaint is there When you're sick?

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A' Complaint.

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'I mean 'I.

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Guess there's gratitude for when you're not sick and how easy you know life is

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To get Covid.

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'I still in 2023 is wild.

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Um, being vaccinated and boosted and all that to still be completely knocked out is crazy.

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'I mean Covid.

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'I girl 'I.

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Don't know if this is gonna ever go away.

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My sister said that 'I don't know if this is true or if this is just A' her thing, but

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So like this is just life now.

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'I guess we get the flu, we get Covid.

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'I.

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'I 'I.

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Have you ever had the flu before?

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I've definitely had the flu before.

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I've been sick.

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'I really feel like I've been sick since like November.

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It's wild.

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'I just keep getting 'I.

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Think my immune system is down.

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So 'I keep catching everything.

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So hopefully I'm done now.

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You know, really front loaded the sickness.

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Right.

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The rest of your 2023 should just be

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God willing, please poo poo.

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Yes.

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Let this, let this be the worst of it.

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Happy to be recording with you today.

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This is like the first normal thing that I've done in over A' Week outta bed.

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And here we

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wondering if you would be sitting in bed or not.

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Well, 'I have my whole podcast.

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You know, queenly set up here.

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So 'I couldn't do it from bed, but if 'I could, 'I probably would, honestly.

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But here we are.

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And just so all the listeners know, I'm not A' Drill, Sergeant Taskmaster.

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'I wanted to do this.

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This is me.

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'I did this to myself.

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But no 'I.

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'I.

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Mean.

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'I.

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Thought this was A'.

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Good way to sort of kickstart my way back into reality.

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And 'I like doing this.

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And 'I was sick of being in bed and watching every single episode of Undercover

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Oh, 'I.

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Love it too.

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love.

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I'm happy to be here.

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Always recording with you.

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Trey, how was your week?

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Yeah, 'I mean I've had A' really good week.

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You know, knock on wood over

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Good.

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It's funny because 'I have been sort of nesting in my drag room,

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Okay.

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basically what 'I did is 'I was, I've talked about this on the show,

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you were teasing.

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Well, you were teasing something that's coming up that you were

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that's right.

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Yes.

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But 'I was saying how 'I 'I was organizing and 'I needed to like really set up my space

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And so, well, 'I started doing that and 'I like reset up the room, and

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'I should like really decorate in here.

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So 'I went to Target, and 'I bought this like peel and stick wallpaper

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you did.

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it.

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And then 'I ran out of wallpaper.

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no.

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How, how, how far along

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Well, the good thing like 'I was like 'I was really

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It seems

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and are you doing an accent wall or are you doing the whole

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it's an accent wall, but of course it has like A' bunch of line work.

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So you have to be A' little specific, you know, it's not like it's not textured or one color.

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It does have A' design on it.

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you're so brave.

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Well, 'I didn't really think about it, but 'I was like, you know what?

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I'm just gonna do this one wall that's like behind the makeup mirror,

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So 'I was like, I'm gonna follow these directions to the T.

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And so 'I, and it says you have to like roll it out.

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You have to measure, you have to like cut it before you start doing it.

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'I, don't 'I to like have A' friend, like don't do it on your own.

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So 'I didn't listen to that direction, but 'I did precut it.

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So before 'I even started, 'I knew that 'I would be short, but 'I was like, you know what,

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And this is done in lots.

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They like print it in lot numbers.

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Oh no.

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So the die lot.

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Yes.

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The die

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Oh no.

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But when 'I went to Target, they only had two rolls.

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So 'I was like, well, whatever.

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That's it.

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So then, okay, so basically I'm doing this wall that has the door into the

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So of course 'I know 'I was like, oh, this might actually be perfect, but it's

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right?

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Of course.

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Of course.

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So that's annoying.

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But so, and then there's like, so there's like, you know, A' little bit more than one roll space,

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So 'I got there, and then 'I literally had like enough to do like the space between the top of

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So 'I literally just like stopped.

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So it's kind of like an upside down L of wallpaper.

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how does it look?

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looks fine, but 'I did just get back from Target now because

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Like do 'I have to go to A'?

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Random Target in new?

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Like do 'I have to source this?

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How do 'I find it?

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And it said that there were two more roles at Target and 'I was like, 'I know that

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Oh, okay.

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So I'll be doing that as we move on.

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'I had no intention of sharing this, but that's really what I've been up to cuz it's fun.

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'I feel like I'm nesting

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So David had no interest in being your plus one on this venture.

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well.

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Oh, good question.

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So David's in QS right now, so he wasn't even here.

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So 'I just have my two puppies staring at me.

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Like oddly enough my Complaint is not running out of wallpaper, which

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But, all right, so my actual Complaint, this has happened to me many times in my life.

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I'm not A' hundred percent sure that 'I haven't already done this, but it happened to me again.

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So 'I have to Lodge A, Complaint against being called Terry.

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Terry,

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Have 'I ever done this before?

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no

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Okay.

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wait.

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People call you Terry instead of Trey.

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Yes.

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so they are they 'I.

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Guess if you're A' dyslexic.

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'I.

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Guess if you're A' dyslexic.

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'I.

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Don't know.

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'I have A' nephew named Trey also.

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So to me, 'I would never think Terry Trey, but 'I.

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Guess if you're A', dyslexic,

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So 'I don't know what it's what it is.

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But this has happened to me multiple times in my life and it has become something that 'I always

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Cause 'I guess we had more people in our cast.

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So all of my costumes were like from like some random shop in Maine, so like didn't

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And you know, like when you do A' show, they label every single piece of article

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And then like my makeup station, they like printed out my name.

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You know, it's like the shoes, like everything had my name on it, the

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Was it T e r y?

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No, they're just saying Terry.

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T e r r

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So 'I started to think recently when it just happened again in an email correspondence.

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'I was like, maybe people are seeing Trey.

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Gerrald, cuz Gerrald has two Rs.

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And somehow, cuz people always say Gerard, no one ever gets Gerrald, right?

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Ever,

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So there are like the two R's applied to the first

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Like maybe they're seeing the two Rs of Gerrald and they're then

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So then they say, Terry 'I don't know how you confuse Trey for Terry.

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Like, it's really weird.

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They're adding an extra letter like no one, does anyone ever call you Chauncey

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'I was gonna say this whole time, 'I was like, how does that happen?

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But people have called me ChelseyBD, which became A' thing at camp.

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They were, they wrote ChelseyBD instead of ChelseyBD, and that became

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It was A' whole situation.

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So 'I 'I mean people do pronounce my name or spell my name wrong, obviously all the time.

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But it does seem like Trey Terry.

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It doesn't really seem

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No, it's like it's really not.

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So, okay.

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And then this is A' little like A' jump off, which 'I probably should say for another Complaint,

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Ty and 'I haven't corrected them, but they always say my name whenever 'I see them, they're

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And you don't wear name tags

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we don't wear name tags.

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'I haven't corrected her and like no one else has corrected her.

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So now 'I just answered to Ty.

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So that's my name.

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Now it's Ty

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stop.

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'I had A' boss once that her name was Romi, r o m, 'I.

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And 'I kept saying Romi.

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And 'I was like her assistant and 'I was in her office.

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And I'd be like, 'I making an appointment for Romi Blank.

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And 'I did it like over and over again, and it took her like A' week

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And 'I was just like, why?

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Tell me right away.

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'I wanna know right away.

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Especially if I'm like calling on behalf of you.

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Like, tell me what your name is.

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So 'I don't know Trey.

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'I think you gotta tell

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'I know the

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girl that your name is Trey because no matter, like the longer

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Well, the thing about Terry, especially when it's in an email correspondence,

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Sure.

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it's like you are seeing that it's Trey.

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Well that's how 'I feel when people spell my name with an A' at the end,

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So like people spell my name incorrectly all the time.

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People are just, they're not thinking about it, you know?

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I've never in my life 'I, remember this happen on the podcast like after like 15

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You've never seen anyone spell it Ey and not ea,

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No.

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'I always see like C S E.

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A'.

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ChelseyBD.

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Yeah.

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It's definitely the more common way, but like also, it's not so crazy.

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Right.

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No, and you can see that it's ChelseyBD also, you can see it's Ray Okay.

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Anyway, 'I, I've run it into the ground.

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That's my

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my God.

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'I.

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Hear ya.

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It's annoying.

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It's A'.

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It's it's Complaint.

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Lodge worthy added to the ledger.

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Yeah, for sure.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Well 'I, feel A'.

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Little better.

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Good, good.

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Well, ChelseyBD, do you want to

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Yeah.

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this Valentine's energy and go head to head?

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would love to go heart to heart with you.

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Trey

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do it.

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It's time for us to

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Assess that.

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Queens.

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It is another verses episode, and today ChelseyBD and 'I are jumping head deep into the lagoons

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Today's topic, sandals Resorts.

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That's right for this versus episode, Trey has selected the five

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So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that corner and 'I think it's your turn to guess.

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I'm gonna say tales.

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heads.

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All right, so that means that I'm going first, right?

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Yeah, so let me share with you all about Sandals Resorts.

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So today we're covering reviews exclusively from the trust pilot page for Sandals Resorts.

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And at the time of this recording, sandals has A' hundred and 61 reviews

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So not, not so high.

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Are you there?

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I'm here.

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Sorry, 'I was just pulling up my review.

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Sorry.

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'I was like, she's not responding.

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Oh,

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Sorry.

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1.8 is very low.

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It's scary low.

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It's scary low.

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This doesn't bode well for you.

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Trey just

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this might be one of the lowest that I've seen on our

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'I.

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Don't think I've ever seen A' 1.8 overall,

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Definitely lowest for A' verses episode.

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All right.

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But this is J but just to be fair, this is only from Trustpilot.

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So.

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yes.

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According to Sandals Resort's website and 'I have A'.

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Lot of information here and I'm sharing it all because 'I think it's important.

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So Sandals Resort is an all-inclusive resort conglomerate that are set along the most gorgeous

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Lucia, Jamaica, Antigua, The Bahamas, Granada, and Barbados.

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Stay, play and indulge to your heart's content at any of our Caribbean resorts.

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And experience the best the islands have to offer.

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Featuring unlimited gourmet dining, unique bars, serving premium liquors and wines, and every

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If you're planning A' wedding sandals is the leader.

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And Caribbean destination Weddings with honeymoon packages.

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So 'I in researching 'I found this interesting tidbit that 'I felt must be included on our show.

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The company had A' policy dating back from 1981 that could not allow same sex

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A' Couple is defined as one female adult, and one male result.

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One possible cause for this policy may have been that homosexuality was illegal in Jamaica.

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This policy received A' great deal of publicity.

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Only when stays at their resorts were offered as prizes and various promotions by

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Oh

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such as Microsoft, Yahoo, and US Airways.

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In 1999, so that was 19 years.

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No, that was 18 years before A'.

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Anyone ever thought about it?

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Okay.

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Later reports indicated that some resorts also made no accommodations for people with

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So naturally the companies involved promptly severed their relationships with sandals.

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Stating that they were unaware of this discriminatory practice adverts for the company.

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This is amazing.

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Were banned from the London Underground in 2003 after public objections were raised.

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So of course, as the story will go, sandals ended its policy of refusing

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:18

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:19

2004.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:20

That is too late.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:21

Sandals.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:22

Isn't that sick?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:23

too late.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:25

A' year after the London subway system stopped running ads.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:31

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:32

that is also A' distinction for Sandals Resorts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:35

They do offer family all inclusive resorts, but they also started and have predominantly

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:45

now since 2004, this is no longer like they're on the

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

And 'I also thought it would be interesting to discuss it because this is A', an American

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:09

So that might be complicated and tricky, but 'I cannot believe 'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:13

Well, you know what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:15

You know, it took A' very long time for gay marriage to become federally recognized.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:20

So maybe like that is how history goes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:23

But for it to be A' couples only resort and then deny couples that do not appear

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:32

But we can move forward with the episode, episode stating that they no longer do that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:37

And of course, me the gay person is doing the five star, but.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:42

'I thought that needed to be included and not occluded.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:46

So with all of that background, why don't we jump into more negativity

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:54

Shall we do it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:55

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:18:59

Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:03

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:04

So for our one star review, this is written by Mark S.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:09

This was written in November 14th, 2022, which 'I thought was sort of relevant cuz 'I did wanna

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:18

So this is just A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:19

Few months ago,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

Got it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

subject, our first holiday with sandals.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:25

What A' Con.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:27

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:29

Our first holiday with sandals based on their promises of the world's only five star luxury.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:39

Sandals will sell you A' promise of sheer luxury romance.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:44

11 restaurants serving exquisite cuisine, peacefulness and tranquility.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:51

You have A' choice of room types, each escalating in price.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:56

Having spent 10 days in the Sandals Antigua Resort from the moment we arrived, we knew

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:10

So here is our translation for all you future holiday makers of what to expect

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:22

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:23

Dash.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:24

Don't expect to get the room you booked.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:28

We paid premium for A' poolside room.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:33

What we got was A' first floor room overlooking A' car Park.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:39

After 30 hours of disturbing confrontation with the manager A', hostile man who

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:52

We eventually were moved to another room.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

Again, no pool in sight and A', whole host of other issues.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:01

Dash, there are not 11 restaurants as advertised.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:06

There are actually seven and some smaller ice cream and snack rooms.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:12

Of these seven restaurants, three must be pre-booked and we only managed to eat once

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:25

The residual restaurants are also really difficult to get.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:29

A' table with up to two hours wait per restaurant every night.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:36

Each have A' small set menu so you'll end up eating the same food.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:42

Furthermore, even the slightest hunger will warrant you having to order two main

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:56

Small dash, the beach is public and swarming with local drug dealers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:05

What.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:07

We stopped using the beach because of the persistent hassle from these

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

On one occasion walking along the beach, 'I was offered cannabis four times and

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:32

'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:32

dash.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:34

All the rooms are very tired.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:37

Our second room had A' leak in the ceiling dripping.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:41

What we assumed was toilet water due to its location, fault reported, and nothing done.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:50

The ceiling fan did not work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:53

The air con was stuck on ice age and could not be adjusted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:01

The decor had not seen A' coat of paint for quite some time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:06

The drawers smelled awful and we had to take our clothes out as they started to smell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:13

The rooms have the most minimal of complimentary toiletries.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:19

No robes, no slippers, or nay other luxury commensurate with their

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:31

Dash.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:32

Although the rooms do have stocked fridges as per the all-inclusive, you'll be

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

Antigua is more like A' Club 18 to 30.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:47

Holiday A' Far Cry from the Quiet Romantic holiday we were promised.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:54

If pool all day phone parties are your thing with loads of really loud

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:04

Dash, the staff are in the most part, so miserable.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:11

A' Few kept A' Brave face, but the majority were awful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:16

Every query at reception or anywhere else met with the same response.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:22

Come back tomorrow, dash.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:26

This is the first resort 'I have ever stayed at.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:29

In the five star category where all sunbeds acquire A' reserved towel by 6:00 AM daily in

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:49

As the butlers take the majority of the sunbeds before 6:00 AM putting towels on the

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:02

'I apologize for such A' lengthy review, but having given sandals

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:11

Even some of these issues, we reported both wall on holiday and following

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

And given the 'I watering prices, sandals charge for so many false promises, future

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:37

Sandals appears to have A' 100% ignorance approach with customer service.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:45

Income is the only thing they care about.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

However, Antigua is A' wonderful island full of friendly people.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:56

'I would definitely return to Antigua and I'd recommend it, but

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:04

Very broad mind.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:07

A' vivid imagination and money to burn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:12

We saw so many better resorts along the northwest coastline.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:18

Do yourself A' favor, give sandals.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:22

A' wide birth and select A' real resort.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

And that's birth B E R T H.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:35

I'm literally writing it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:36

What?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:36

What does that mean, wide birth?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:39

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:39

Don't know, actually 'I thought that it meant A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:41

Lot of research.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

But

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:43

Well, it looks like birth is A' type of bed in A' vehicle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

'I don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

Maybe it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

Mistake.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:50

do we know where they're from?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:51

It sounds like they're like British or Australian or something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:53

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:54

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:55

Think they're British.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:56

It says, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:57

It says GB next to their name.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:00

Great Britain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:01

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:01

Donn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:02

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:02

'I, 'I, 'I took so many notes during this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:05

This is really interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:07

And 'I really waned back and forth throughout the review of being like, are they annoying?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:12

But when they get to the point where they apologize for the lengthy

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:19

Like 'I felt like the curtain was like, 'I was like, oh, oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:21

Like they're aware of, they're trying to like the whole shtick about like, let me prepare you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:28

Like 'I was like, okay, this person's annoying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:30

But then at the end when 'I really got that, they like, they didn't feel taken care of, they

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:37

So it's like, all right, if, if you're not gonna offer anything for like, not even giving me the

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:47

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:48

And they're, maybe they meant A' breadth isn't A' breadth of research, the breadth of research

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:57

Is outlined here is vast and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:59

Think that it's good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:00

Like there's so many things that they touch on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:02

Can you imagine if you went to A' Resort, you didn't get the room that you were supposed to get.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:07

You could never get into any of these 11 restaurants that they were advertising.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:11

You couldn't get A' seat by the pool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:14

You, you know, your room was leaking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:16

It smelled bad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

Nobody was listening to you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:19

You were being offered drugs on the beach, which is whether or not that's A' hotel issue, 'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:30

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:31

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:31

Feel like Mark really like won me over 'I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:34

But 'I want to go through A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:35

Couple of these things.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

Do you think that A' premium room has A' pool of you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:40

Like 'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:41

Just 'I automatically think like it's gonna be like loud.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:44

It's not gonna be

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:45

Well, 'I feel like it's probab.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:46

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:46

Don't know cuz 'I didn't look it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

But 'I feel like it's probably like you don't wanna have A' view of the parking lot or whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:53

So it's like A' pool view is like premium.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:55

Whereas like A' Beach view is like luxury.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:57

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:58

So it's like if the options are parking lot pool or beach for A', high premium 'I can

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:07

Now, what is your thought on this discrepancy between the definition

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:13

'I feel like it's A' little shady, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:15

Like 'I think that like you should, you could say we have A' seven restaurant and

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:24

There's like another way to put it, but 'I don't think that A' snack station is A' restaurant.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:29

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:30

Like I'm thinking about like when you go to like A' Holiday and Express and they

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:35

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:36

and Oreos.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:37

Like that's not A' restaurant.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:38

There's no way to define that as A' Re.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:40

Right though 'I do think it's interesting if like the snack

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:51

Not as A' restaurant.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:53

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:53

'I, I'm in agreement.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:54

It does feel A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:55

Little intentionally swindling,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:58

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:59

Especially if it's like, you know, you're reading other reviews maybe that are

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:04

Maybe you're thinking, well if there's 11 restaurants we'll get in somewhere.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

so, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

Then they also talk about the portion size being small.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:11

What's your thought about that?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:12

And there was A', little bit of typos.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:14

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:14

Think in that, in that section.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:16

'I think if you can get as much as you want 'I guess it's okay, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:20

Like maybe it's A' way for sandals to avoid wasting food.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:25

'I find that the biggest problem with these restaurants, which Mark did bring

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:37

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:38

It's reminding me of when we went to Mirial with friends of the pod

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:45

You know, have you ever had honey do melon?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:48

You know those little teeny scoopers for honey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:50

Do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:51

Like the balls you

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:52

Yes, yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:53

You know, it's like A', minuscule version 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:56

It's A' ball.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:56

It's A' melon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:57

Baller.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:57

Melon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:58

Baller.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:58

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:59

That was their scoop of ice cream.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:00

It was A' melon

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

Stop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:02

and we thought it was so funny, but it was inclusive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:06

So it's, so we knew that we would all order two entrees, which is

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:13

They don't say entree, they have A' typo, but, but 'I think that maybe that is just it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:18

Like you know that the portion is small but it's all inclusive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:20

So like maybe that's why the weights are two hours because everyone is dining

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:27

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:28

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:28

Do think he's saying that they're embarrassingly small.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:31

That's sort of funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:31

The ice cream, the, the melon baller is 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:34

I'd say that's embarrassingly small.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:36

So maybe they could offer like A', do you want A' real meal or do you want an appetizer like 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:42

If it's that small, maybe we could be calling it out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:45

Or is it like 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:46

It sounds like Mark is British, but is it like an American, British, like

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:54

'I was wondering that as well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:55

Yeah, 'I mean 'I feel like in terms of the issues, that's like lower on the

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:59

It does seem to me that like if they had gotten the room they wanted,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:08

right

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:09

But 'I would imagine that if you're at an all-inclusive, like you said,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:16

What, what do you think is causing the smell in the drawers?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:18

I'm so confused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:20

It just sounds like from A', lot of old A', lot of reviews that 'I was reading.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:24

The one sars that it's just old, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:27

And like old furniture, old things like they start to smell after A' while, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

And it doesn't sound like it's like the cleanest dust mold.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:38

Who know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:38

'I mean if there's leaks happening Could be mold.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:43

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:43

Like humidity.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:44

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:44

So 'I would assume with the humidity and the dampness, that 'I the smell could be mold.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:50

And what's your thought here on there being no robes?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:53

That really does stand out to me as like, like that's, that seems wrong for A' five-star

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:02

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:02

I'm wondering about this Donn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:04

Don't know if you read about this in your like preamble Cuz 'I was, 'I was like searching

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:09

But this whole world's only five star luxury resort.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:14

What's that about?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:16

that's not in the verbiage that 'I pulled literally yesterday from their website.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:21

So, but 'I was doing sandals, resorts, not sandals, resorts, Antigua.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:26

So, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:27

They put it in quotes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:29

It says, our first holiday with sandals based on their promise of the world's

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:38

Like maybe it's just that thing where now, like the power of suggestion, but have they really

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:46

Like not having robes in the room, slippers in the room, five star amenities in terms of like

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:54

Like, that is not five star,

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:57

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:58

you know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:59

Well, I'm looking here at the Sandals Grand Antigua, and today, right now

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:12

It doesn't say only five star.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:14

This actually says it's six star

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:16

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:17

That's crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:18

I've never even heard of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:20

European grander unfolds from the hillside to villas by the sea at the Six Star

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:27

I've never heard of six Star.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:29

I've never heard of that either.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:30

So there is definitely something,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:33

Maybe they read Mark's review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:36

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:36

And they took it down.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:38

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:38

There's definitely something about this whole self-appointed thing because 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:49

Like 'I don't,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:49

thought there was some guideline or

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:51

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:51

Like you have to offer certain amenities to be considered five star.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:57

And also 'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:59

This is maybe embarrassing, but when 'I was A' kid, 'I used to love that movie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:03

Dunston checks in.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:04

Do you remember that movie?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:06

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:06

Remember the title?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:07

and there was the like part of the whole premise of that movie is that there

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:23

So like 'I would think that you would have to have upkeep like that there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:28

You can't just label something A' five star hotel 20 years ago and then you're

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:35

That doesn't seem right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:36

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:36

It seems like there's A' certification you,

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:39

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:39

Like you'd have to be re-upped.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:41

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:42

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:42

My last sort of question here is about this poolside service, butler service reservations

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:50

Like that all sounds kind of like familiar, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:54

Just feel like 'I, mean 'I can imagine how frustrating it is to literally

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:04

and that was also like brought up A' lot about this whole quote unquote Butler service

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:13

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:13

If you're like, it sounds like you're not gonna get A' pool chair unless you're willing to pony up

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:21

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:22

'I mean, I'm just hearing like all of this stuff is just how they, anytime you're at an

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:30

Nickel and dime.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:31

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:32

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:32

Like if you want all the stuff, then you have to get the Butler service.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:36

'I mean it, it's, it doesn't sound shocking to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:40

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:40

Do we think that this is shady

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:43

'I don't think that Mark is being shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:46

'I believe Mark

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:48

'I believe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:48

'I think Mark is being truthful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:50

'I do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:50

because it comes across very levelheaded.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:53

Like it sounds like they are just really disappointed and angered that

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:59

Totally 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:00

Think 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:00

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:01

Completely think that 'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:02

Think they threw A' couple jokes in there, you know, but 'I don't think that that's shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:09

'I just think that's like A' little bit of personality.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:11

And 'I do like the fact that Mark ended the review with, you know how 'I is A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:20

We only have those couple spellings.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:22

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:24

. 'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:24

Think the only sort of common or fluke question mark is really whether or not

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:32

But if you're going into this for like A' luxury resort to be romantic, the

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:40

But

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:41

But also like the leak, like 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:43

There's like this smelly furniture.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:46

Like there's just things and that it's not being addressed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:49

You know,

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thing, come back tomorrow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:51

No, you don't Tell me that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:52

just unacceptable.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:54

Ev like for anyone's standards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:56

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:57

Agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:57

'I feel like even if you're at A' Holiday Inn Express and you have A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:01

Different room.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:03

It sounds like this was sort of holiday ish time and that they were full

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:08

It sounds like they were full.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:09

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:09

and they must be so booked if like the pool chair, you know, if all that

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:21

If it's being touted as this, you know, sort of romantic luxury getaway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:27

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:28

All

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:28

'I think 'I could 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:30

Think 'I could crown this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:31

'I can crown mark.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:32

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:39

We will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

VOICEOVER: 00:38:42

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:38:48

to school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:49

Fuck the Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:51

Four and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:52

Four and A' half crowns, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:53

Trey, you go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:54

Why four And A' half crowns for.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:56

'I really almost did Review Queen 'I just felt like, and I'm not sure how

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:12

'I felt A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:12

Little bit like 'I would have A' guilty conscience if 'I like gave us five crowns for that reason.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:18

Cuz 'I am not sure, 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:19

But 'I do think that if you're at this luxury resort, they should be

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:26

But 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:28

'I think that Mark does A' really great job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:31

It makes me feel like 'I need to look at other accommodations.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:34

If I'm gonna go to this island, 'I mean they re Mark really sold me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:38

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:38

it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:39

'I, believe them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:40

'I see it to be true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:42

And 'I feel swayed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:44

So very strong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:46

It was lengthy, but 'I was interested.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:48

'I never felt bored.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:49

So 'I said four and A' half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:51

Why did you say four and A' half?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:53

Similar reasoning, very close to A', Review, Queen for me, just A', little bit

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:59

So that's why 'I went with four and A' half.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:01

But 'I did think it was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:02

Good review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:03

'I mean the drug dealer portion didn't really make me bad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:05

Uncomfortable because again, 'I think that this is all within the guise of this is

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:12

And you know, there might be some people staying there that cannabis is like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:17

Okay and cool, but there are some people that aren't and 'I think there

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:23

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:24

Um, 'I think there should be much more done to make this A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:29

True five store experience, but really just so many things with what happened

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:38

And 'I felt really glad that 'I knew these things because it, especially with like booking

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:47

'I book this type of room, I'm going to get this type of room.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:50

So I'm happy that 'I have this information from Mark and 'I can make A' well-informed decision.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:56

And 'I think Mark was self-aware, um, with addressing the fact that it

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:04

So for that reason, four and A' half.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:06

Pretty queenly for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:08

Good job, mark.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:09

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:09

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:10

Agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:10

Good job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:10

That was fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:11

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:12

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:13

Now I'm super curious to hear what your five star has to say because I've

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:21

Overall, obviously I've been reading A', lot of negative reviews, so curious

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:29

let's take A' break and then we'll come back and discuss that five star

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:34

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:34

Be

VOICEOVER: 00:41:38

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:41:39

We'll be right back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:06

woo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:06

cupid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:07

Stop picking on me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:09

It's game time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:10

So an honor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:11

A' Valentine's Day 'I have A' fun game that 'I created for you and

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:19

Sweethearts or is it actually Sal, where starts

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:25

sweet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:27

, sweethearts or sour Starts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

Explain.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:30

So you know in Valentine's, those candy hearts that have little sayings on them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:36

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:36

Like you're cute.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:37

Be mine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:39

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:39

Be careful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:40

Let's leave it at those examples.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:41

Okay, so that's act, those are called sweethearts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:45

They've been passed down through like three different companies.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:48

There's like A' whole history that isn't that interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:50

But anyway, they're called Sweethearts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:52

That's the the name.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:54

So 'I have 14th in honor of February 14th, Valentine's Day.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:02

'I have 14 sayings that are found on either

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:08

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:10

Or on Sour Starts and Sour Starts don't exist.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:14

Sour Starts are made up slogans that are not found on these little Valentine's Day hearts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:18

So

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:19

made up by you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:20

they're made up by me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:22

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:22

All right, so I'm gonna read one of the phrases and you're gonna tell

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:29

All right, here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:31

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:32

Number one,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:33

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:34

this is A' Sweetheart or A' Sour.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:35

Start two, become one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:40

Ooh, sour start.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:46

Woo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:47

correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:48

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:49

So 'I made that up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:51

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:52

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:52

Thought it was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:52

Little like Spice Girls and 'I thought maybe that would Meat.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:56

become one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:57

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:59

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:59

Is this A' Sweetheart or A'?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:01

Sour?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:01

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:03

You are gay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:10

Sour start if that's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:11

Sweetheart, I'm gonna be shocked.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:16

Trey,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:16

you're wrong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:18

So that

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:19

you're gay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:21

You are gay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:22

Was actually printed on these fucking sweethearts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:26

Stop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

That's crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:29

insane?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:31

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:32

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:32

Wish someone had one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:32

Now you are

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:34

you are

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

literally printed on them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:36

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:37

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:38

'I also maybe should have mentioned in the intro, they are notorious for introducing

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:48

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:49

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:49

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:50

Fair enough.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:51

So you're tied so far.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:52

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:52

One A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:53

One

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:53

Sweethearts or sour starts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:56

Great job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:02

sweetheart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:05

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:07

Unfortunately what was actually printed was good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

See, this is tricky.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:14

Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:15

should have

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:15

trying to trick me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:18

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:19

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:19

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:20

It should have been Goodger.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:21

Sweethearts or sour starts crazy in love.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:27

Ooh, this sweetheart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:34

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:35

Thank God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:36

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:36

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:36

I'm tied up again.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:37

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:38

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:40

Sweethearts or sour starts fax me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:49

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:49

Sort of hope that that's A', sweetheart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:53

You're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:54

How clever Fax me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:55

Who?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:55

Faxes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:57

There was also A' page

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:59

Oh, hilarious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:00

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:02

Okay, here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:02

Sweethearts or sour starts ou.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:07

Just,

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:08

Oh, you just, mm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:13

Sour start.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:17

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:19

What was actually printed as OU Kid.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:22

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:23

So is this like A' cross generations that you're finding these?

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:27

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:27

'I found A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:27

Collective.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:28

Definitive

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:29

Oh, oh, wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:31

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:31

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:31

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:33

, sweethearts or sour starts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:35

Why not?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:37

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:42

Kind of cheeky but 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:43

Hope it's A' sweetheart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:46

You're

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:46

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:48

Isn't that sort of cheeky of them,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:50

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:50

It's like, oh, why not It might be one of my favorites,

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:56

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:57

That's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:57

Good one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:58

Good on you, sweetheart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:00

sweethearts are sour.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:02

Starts whoopy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:06

Ooh, sour start.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:12

You are right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:13

Ooh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:14

So actually what was printed was Hacha.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:23

That's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:26

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:26

Cha cha cha cha.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:29

Do you know how 'I came up with Whoopy

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:31

How

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:32

to Chicago?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:34

Hacha.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:35

Whoopy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:36

Skidoo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:39

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:40

Sweethearts are sour.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:41

Starts saucy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:43

Boy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:48

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:49

Well, oof.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:50

While 'I Hope it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:52

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:52

Sweetheart, I'm gonna say Sour start.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:54

But 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:54

Hope it is A' sweetheart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:57

You're wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:58

It is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:59

It's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:59

It's A' sweetheart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:01

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:02

Salty boy,

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:03

Saucy boy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:04

isn't that weird?

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:06

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:06

Wonder how many writers they went through.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:09

'I have no idea.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:09

Oh, they did have contests.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:11

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:11

Couple of years where

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:12

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:13

Oh, cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:14

Cool.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:15

Sweethearts are sour starts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:17

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:18

You were up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:19

Ooh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:24

Amm gonna say, sweetheart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:26

You're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:27

Ooh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:28

Sweethearts are sour.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:30

Starts sleigh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:38

Sour.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:38

Start.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:41

wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:42

What?

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:43

They really wrote sleigh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:44

They also had yas.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:45

Girl

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:47

Oh, so this was like their gay edition.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:49

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:49

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:50

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:50

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:50

Guess Yas girl.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:53

Okay, we have three more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:55

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:56

I'm winning.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:57

I'm winning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:58

Sweethearts or sour starts

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:00

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:01

Fill me up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:04

Oh my God, I'm in A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:09

Hope sour heart cuz that seems very raunchy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:14

Yeah, 'I made it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:16

oh my god.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:17

Fill me up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:18

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:20

Okay, so

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:21

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:22

two

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:23

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:23

Sweethearts or sour starts Pugs and kittens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:29

Ooh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:33

Think that I'm gonna say sweetheart cuz that just seems too weird for you to make it up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:40

It's A' Sweethearts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:41

Ooh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:42

Good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:42

thanks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:43

one,

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:44

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:45

sweethearts or sour Starts Go home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:53

Go home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:55

Sour start.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:57

It's real.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:58

Oh, it's real.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:58

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:00

that weird?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:01

Go home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:01

weird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:02

Go home.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:03

Isn't that weird?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:04

Very weird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:04

Very cheeky.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:06

Very cheeky sweethearts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:07

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:08

That means you won ChelseyBD

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:11

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:12

Did it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:13

with A' Grand Total of nine, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:15

you beat me?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:16

If you're listening,

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:17

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:17

Hope that your Valentine's Day is full of Sweethearts and not sour starts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:23

thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:23

Trey fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:25

Good game, Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:27

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:28

You are gay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:30

Okay,

VOICEOVER: 00:50:35

Review, That, Review, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:39

All right, we're back from that rousing game break.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:42

What arousing Game break 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:44

Feel.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:44

Browsed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:45

Do you feel browsed?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:46

You are gay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:49

All right, so now . All

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:52

Fill me up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:53

me up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:55

It is now time for us to hear the other side of the story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:58

Let's give sandals the benefit of the doubt and so I'm excited to hear the flip side.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:04

Trey, let us know

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:05

we are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:06

All right, so this is the five star review from Trustpilot for Sandals Resorts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:11

This is written by Katie C, also from gb.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:17

k d, c, from gb.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:19

Okay, great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:19

So we got, so this is really apples to apples here in A' Way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:23

Now this was written on August 27th, 2020, and the subject

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:31

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:33

November, 2019.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:35

Having been to Ochi Jamaica last year, we decided Barbados would be A' good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:40

Second Sandals visit, we went as A' party of six three couples.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:46

The transfer from the airport to the resort was only 15 to 20 minutes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:50

We were greeted with cold towel smelling of lemon grass, A', very strong rum

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:01

Since we were members, we used the iPad to sign in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:05

The card machines were down, so we never got to put A' credit card on file dash.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:10

We just paid for all of our trips at the end.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:12

Easily enough, we were taken to our rooms and the holiday began.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:17

The resort is huge.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:19

It is so unbelievably stunning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:22

We stayed in the Baja section in A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:25

Crystal Lagoon, luxury honeymoon room with balcony tranquility, soaking tub, lx, The room, had A',

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:42

Two wall mirrors, one full length mirror and one light up mirror with magnify

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:51

A' Con and A' fan.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:52

There was nothing else we could think of that we would have required in the room.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:57

It was cleaned daily and we had A' turndown service nearly every evening.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:02

The fridge was stocked with the wine and beer of request and was topped up daily.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:09

Hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:09

There is no free rose wine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:12

Actually.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:12

This says there is no free rose wine, which is A' shame, but you can pay for it if you wanted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:19

'I had emailed sandals beforehand after reading reviews on how other guests had

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:27

'I wanted to ensure we had bookings for tables of six.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:31

There was only one occasion where the table booking was not there, but we sought

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:40

'I cannot tell you how incredible the food is here, especially compared to Ochi parenthesis,

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:48

'I would highly recommend going to Neptunes for lunch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:51

The views are insane and the food is fab.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:55

Try the fried chicken and the Burger Chi, or is it Chai?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:01

C h 'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:03

not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:03

It's not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:04

High.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:07

Chi is so beautifully designed inside and the pad tie is to die.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:11

For 'I would also recommend butcher's , although 'I would say to get an earlier booking as the

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:21

If you are looking for late night food, the Merry Monkey and Lover's Lane does some

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:29

We went on A' snorkeling and Catamaran trip.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:32

Highly recommend this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:33

A', hundred $7 pp.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:35

We got taken to Bridgetown and boarded the boat, sailed for 10 minutes,

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:43

Then we sailed for around an hour and snorkeled.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:46

For some shipwrecks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:47

We had unlimited drinks and A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:49

Really lovely lunch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:51

The men played golf, which they said was great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:54

Bring your own clubs if you can, though.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:57

We also went on A' shopping trip, which was only 12 pp, and we got to see Bridgetown

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:06

The pools here are beautiful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:08

We never had an issue getting six sunbeds together.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:12

'I would recommend saving them as everyone else seems to, but if someone doesn't return

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:21

Staff are always around taking orders for drinks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:24

The beach is stunning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:26

It is public, but it's no issue at all.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:29

One man tried to sell us something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:32

We said No thank you, and that was the end of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:35

There was no seaweed when we were there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:38

Sandals have also made two stone wave barriers in the sea, which we

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:46

Loved all of the bars.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:48

You gotta A' drink pretty quickly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:50

Some bars didn't have menus though, so we struggled to pick something

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:55

Few occasions, nothing really to complain about, but just would've

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:02

You can book lockers and showers to use when you leave, although the ladies lockers did

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:10

We were picked up in an A' con minibus and back to the airport we went.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:15

The only real issue we had was that we were not there for longer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:22

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:24

K c.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:25

It's interesting how A' lot of your things sort of were also mentioned here,

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:29

Yeah, it really did kind of make me rethink some of those points.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:32

Well, first off, obviously we need to address, of course, that this is Barbados.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:38

Mine was Antigua.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:40

It did kind of make me wonder if 'I went back on Trustpilot and just searched the word

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:50

That is something that 'I think we need to consider.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:53

Before we go there, 'I do think, what's very cool about K D C, who 'I learned

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:07

Nice way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:08

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:09

that too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:10

And had A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:11

Lot of qualities that we like in A' five star review, which is that

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:18

They did book the restaurant right and they had to wait A' half hour.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:21

Like there are some people that would really vetch about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:24

Or the lockers only working in the men's room.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:27

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:28

That's definitely A' Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:29

There are no menus at the bar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:32

Very similar to our first reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:34

They did say somebody came up to them on the beach that it's A' Public Beach,

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:40

And it was like A', not A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:41

Even the rose, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:43

Couldn't get rose in the bar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:45

That was A' non-issue.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:46

There were so many things that KC really made A' non-issue, which does bring up the question of

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:59

Lot of times the individual, like how, how their perspective, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:05

Like are they gonna let these little things sour the whole experience or are they still

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:27

'I don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:27

Katie C really won me over.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:30

What do you think?

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:31

so 'I picked this because 'I felt like so many things were covered,

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:40

okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:41

I'm of two

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:42

Like planted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:43

so that's what I'm A' of Two minds about.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:46

Either K D C, read A', whole bunch of reviews.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:49

And so they wanted to tackle A' lot of these points after they had the experience, which

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:01

Enough to where like you can't tell that it's A' planted review because

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:09

Big deal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:10

But also every negative that they brush off is not A' big deal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:14

'I still feel like is up to the reader whether or not that's A' big deal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:17

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:17

Because 'I still think that like, I'm not gonna call Mark crotchety because 'I think that there

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:33

They're not gonna give me Rose the credit card machine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:36

Like they could still have an issue with it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:38

It's Katie that doesn't have an issue.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:41

The thing that sort of make 'I don't think that it's planted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:44

And 'I, 'I think that if they were planting it and wanting to make it seem like they

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:52

But 'I think being like it's A' Public beach.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:55

That's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:56

So then you can say like, we were solicited, but then as soon as we said no, we were left alone.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:01

Like that feels like A' spin,

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:03

Which, like maybe Mark was left alone too.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:06

You know what?

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:07

'I, he didn't say that was another thing that 'I was thinking in this review.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:10

Like Mark never said that the food was bad.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:13

He said that the portions were

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:14

correct.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:16

So you know, Katie's saying that the food was good.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:20

'I kind of 'I believe Katie because it just seems like A' sunny side of the street.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:26

'I know 'I hon.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:27

Ultimately, 'I don't think that it's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:29

Fake review.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:30

'I do think that Katie just has A' positive outlook on things and felt

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:35

Lot of the issues that people had complained about in reviews, which

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:40

'I mean it's someone after my own heart, you know?

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:43

And they 'I love the like excursions that they point out

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:46

Yeah, 'I love the mirrors galore.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:49

My goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:49

I've never heard so Muslim describe so many mirrors.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:53

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:54

That was crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:56

It does seem to me like this is A' newer resort.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:58

'I did get the experience from Mark's review that the Antigua one is old and this one feels not old.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:05

And it seems like the staff is really on it and great

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:07

And maybe because this was 2020, you know, maybe people were A' little

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:19

And so maybe they were kind of on their best behavior and maybe some

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:26

So it wasn't as busy or as crazy A', or as hectic as it usually is.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:31

A' really good point.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:32

Yeah, that's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:32

Good point.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:34

People were happy to work.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:35

Very minimal typos.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:38

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:38

What did you think about the fact that there was an Iron and A' board?

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:42

That is so funny to me.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:45

Did like don't, do you say ironing board,

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:49

Ironing board, but 'I just thought it was like funny that it

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:54

It's like 'I, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:55

Think there would be an ironing board if there's an iron, but sure.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:58

I'm trying to think.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:58

Have 'I ever been in A' Hotel that had an iron

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:01

not an ironing board.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:02

'I

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:03

Sometimes they're not together, but usually there's

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:05

they're not together, but there's usually one in the closet, or like A' full down

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:10

Yeah, that really made me laugh.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:12

to me.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:12

'I don't know why.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:13

So also, oh, we gotta point out when they came, they got the sandals Select T-shirts.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:20

So that kind of jumped out at me too.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:22

And they said in the beginning of the review that this wasn't their first Sandals trip.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:28

And so clearly we have to consider that we're dealing in KC with A' loyal

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:38

Because if you're somebody that like loves Mac computers, but then your Mac computer has like

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:50

And it's, you know, it's not that big of A' deal, right?

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:52

So 'I think that like K D C is brand loyal to sandals, wanted this experience to be A'.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:00

Good one,

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:01

correct.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:02

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:02

No, 'I agree as well.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:04

The sun bads, so here we have,

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:07

two hour.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:08

right?

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:08

And this is two years before.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:10

that policy.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:12

So they have this policy that if they don't show for two hours,

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:21

Think they're being truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:22

They're 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:23

Just have A' little flicker of A' flame inside of me that feels like, did they

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:29

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:29

Something feels A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:30

Little A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:31

Little tiny.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:31

Sketchy to me.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:32

But 'I think they're being truthful.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:34

And 'I think maybe that's coming from the breadth of information that they gave us.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:38

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:38

And the specificity.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:39

But at the same time, it is sort of like queenly, like we know to get the pad Thai Chi.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:45

We know to go to butcher's.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:47

What at A' certain time of day.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:48

We know that we can go to Mary Monkey if we just feel like staying in our

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:53

Like there's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 01:03:54

Lot of really great information that is being given here.

Trey Gerrald: 01:03:58

Humor, entertainment.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:00

'I was sort of amused by Katie c 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:02

Don't know that there was humor though.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:04

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:05

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:05

'I mean it has an impact for me.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:07

Yeah, definitely impactful.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:09

'I can crown.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:10

You want A' crown?

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:10

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:11

'I can crown.

VOICEOVER: 01:04:12

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:19

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:20

Tied again four and A' half four and A' half.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:22

Very interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:23

Queens are unanimous again.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:25

'I 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:26

This was A' four and A' half worth.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:27

This was just as worthy of the four and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:31

'I felt as Mark was worthy at the top, so 'I had to give the same rating.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:35

'I thought it was really good.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:36

'I mean 'I gave that little 0.5 variance because 'I do think there's A' chance that KDC is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:43

Little bit more of A'.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:44

Sunny side of A' Street, the street than most.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:47

So that was why 'I went with A' four and A' half, but mostly really solid review.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:52

Good job Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:53

Why four and A' half?

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:55

So 'I think it's really great 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:57

It is A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:58

Little lengthy.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:59

But 'I didn't drift off like 'I felt like if 'I was looking at this resort, 'I would feel like A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:04

Lot of the bases were covered and 'I would know how to replicate A'.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:07

Similar experience by like booking things ahead of time.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:10

You know, 'I now have A' better understanding of like perhaps 'I should look at what

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:19

it worth?

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:19

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:20

maybe there's something more beneficial.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:22

But 'I also loved as very queenly that they talk about like touchdown of the plane, the commuting,

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:30

yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:31

but 'I just have to save A' little half ground cuz 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:35

So 'I call it my female intuition.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:37

'I think something's off 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:40

Think 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:40

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:40

'I don't.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:41

Maybe Katie's grand niece works there or

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:45

Maybe, or maybe like part of being A' sandals Elite is like if you write

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:53

Next time she's getting A' sweatshirt.

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:54

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:55

'I 'I mean who knows right?

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:56

Instead of that t-shirt.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:57

So, but very valuable, 'I believe it to be truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:01

And also 'I love that they have been to multiple sandals resorts, which makes me feel like

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:07

And it made me feel better.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:08

Like it's not all bad.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:09

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:10

Sandals, which, which brings us to what do we think?

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:15

'I don't 'I mean 'I Just really feel.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:18

It could be go either way.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:19

'I, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:19

Do think the big caveat of this episode is that we're doing Sandals resorts,

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:24

So, which sort of goes to show you, it's like, you know, if A' Resort is built in the seventies,

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:31

But 'I feel like sandals has been around forever.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:34

'I mean the whole non same-sex couple thing.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:38

'I think is gonna have A' lasting impression on me personally as A' human being.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:42

But 'I, you know, it's like they've amended it.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:44

So like, what else can you do?

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:45

And we are, you know, everything is constantly changing in the world.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:48

But 'I, if 'I was looking

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:50

That's big of

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:51

Caribbean on an all-inclusive situation, 'I know of the brand sandals.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:56

It exists in the world and 'I know of it.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:58

So 'I don't think that this would sway me either way.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:01

'I think.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:02

'I would look to find specific reviews, uh, before 'I pulled the TreyGerrald.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:07

And these costs are very low by the way.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:09

The cost.

Trey Gerrald: 01:07:10

Yeah, overall, like 'I, just in going through multiple locations for sandals,

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:20

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:20

Maybe once A' nickel and dime at all.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:23

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:23

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:24

Think 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:24

Do think it's interesting that we're doing this as like A' podcast because it feels like A'

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:35

So 'I feel like good about the fact that we're sort of breaking this down and saying,

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:43

Let's know about the history of, you know, the gay rights and let's.

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:50

and disabilities and let's know that you know, if there's not gonna be

Chelsey Donn: 01:07:57

It's not just, this is sandals and it gets A' seal of approval.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:00

When was the resort built?

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:02

You really gotta do some digging.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:04

'I think is the the takeaway.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:06

Dig in the sand, make yourself A' nice little sand castle.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:09

And then decide,

Trey Gerrald: 01:08:10

Build that sandcastle of knowledge.

Trey Gerrald: 01:08:12

Well then let's move forward ChelseyBD with the most regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald: 01:08:16

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today for?

VOICEOVER: 01:08:20

My, Royal, Highness.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:21

'I am so happy.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:22

You asked Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:23

'I was feeling so warm and fuzzy because it's Valentine's Day that 'I thought.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:30

What is the most warm and fuzzy thing in my life and 'I think it's my seat warmers in my car?

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:38

God 'I think they're really underestimated.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:42

These sea warmers, they're amazing for A' woman.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:45

If it's that time A' month, you put the sea warmer on it makes all the difference.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:49

Oh yeah, you got cramps, you got A' bad back put on the sea warmers.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:54

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 01:08:55

These seat warmers, they're something that 'I use on A' regular basis in

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:01

And 'I definitely used them when 'I was living on the East coast with regularity.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:07

And never in all of my driving years have 'I thought.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:10

You know what?

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:11

It's time for me to thank the seat warmers and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:14

Think 'I wanted to take this opportunity to say, Thanks.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:18

Seat warmers and 'I wanna induct you as My Royal Highness, because you warm my heart and my tush.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:28

Wait, 'I love this because 'I don't know much about seat warmers.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:31

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:31

It is often like 'I when 'I get cars.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:34

'I always do the base level or, or like the next above base.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:38

Do you not have seat warmers?

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:40

No,

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:41

my god.

Chelsey Donn: 01:09:41

Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:42

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:42

'I was really unsure if 'I sh, if it was something like 'I was very attached to having A' sunroof.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:48

That was more important to me.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:49

But 'I never knew really anything about the seat warmers.

Trey Gerrald: 01:09:52

Like do you think it's really worth

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Oh my God.

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Trey 'I.

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Can't imagine living without my seat warmers.

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'I know, it's like kind of bougie, but 'I have to have my seat warmer.

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It makes all the difference.

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Seriously, like if you're A' woman and you have cramps and you're not

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It really.

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How long does it take to heat up?

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It depends.

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Probably on the car, but mine doesn't take too long.

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Like maybe 10 minutes or something.

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Like tops.

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Listeners, do you love your seat warmers as much as 'I?

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Do 'I mean?

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'I Don't even live in the A' cold climate necessarily.

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But 'I still 'I.

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'I live.

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'I Live?

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'I.

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Love it.

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There was A' time before we had cars and we would borrow David's parents' car

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And so 'I would always, without David noticing, turn his seat warmer on and

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Oh, cuz he would be like hot.

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Yeah, but like, you know, 'I would do it discretely and

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That's so

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So I'm just like sitting

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And then all of A' sudden he's like, why is my ass on fire?

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Yes,

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Oh my God, that's so

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became A'.

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Very fun, practical joke.

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So that's how 'I think of Sea Warmers.

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Practical joke.

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Yeah, well, not all of us can go to the beach or go to Barbados,

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on our

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Exactly.

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You know,

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Fill me up.

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Exactly, exactly.

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Well, we did A'.

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This is 'I did not say that.

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So to find out what made Trey say,

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Valentine's Heart.

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Bye

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You think donate?

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Don't.

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No.

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No.

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Sounds like A'.

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'I.

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Can't wear.

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Wait to have A' swag that says donate on it.

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Well, it 'I.

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It just might happen.

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Trey.

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Donate today.

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Too bad.

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Our names aren't Nate

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Yeah.

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Too bad.

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They might be, some people might see either of our names as Nate.

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You never know.

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t r e y.

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That's pronounced Nate

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pronounced Nate, right?

Trey Gerrald: 01:15:43

'I.

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C h e l s e y.

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That's pronounced do right?

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? Yeah.

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All right, you Queens.

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on Friday.

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Bye.

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Okay.