Episode 87: Drain Snake

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Who's views win, Which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby,.

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it's time to Review That Review!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:30

Hello.

Trey Gerrald: 00:00:32

Well, hello listeners.

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Hello Chelsey.

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Happy February everyone.

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Yeah.

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Do it.

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Do it.

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ChelseyBD, happy February.

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How are ya?

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:31

Happy February.

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:32

I'm good.

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I've been doing A', little bit of organizing in the home.

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It's very stressful.

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It's good, but it's like, you know, 'I was going through A' Closet and this was like the hall

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A' decade.

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How long have you lived in this house?

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It's going.

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It's crazy, but it is going on 12 years.

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:04

Wow.

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Oh, so there really is tough, like you have not seen

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:07

Yeah.

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So 'I have like this whole closet that's just like 'I.

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Think 'I filled it with stuff when 'I like moved in that 'I thought 'I wanted, you

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It's just managed to stay there.

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And eventually you have to be like, if I'm not using it, and it's perfectly fine, you know,

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To bring in, you know, new energy and new things and try to be A' little bit more

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Check 'I, think

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How big is this hall closet

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very like small.

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So 'I had things.

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falling

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the front of it.

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Well, 'I just like had built towers of things like blocking it.

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Cause 'I was like, 'I can't even deal with what's in there.

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So yeah, I'm carving out some more space and figuring out the best way to

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It's interesting you're doing that cuz 'I literally last night just bought

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Caboodles basically.

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But 'I realized the other day, 'I think 'I did that when 'I lived on the upper West

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But now 'I have this little dedicated space and the makeup isn't leaving.

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So then I'm like constantly digging through this little like bucket

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:33

Right.

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'I have this room, and 'I have this desk, but 'I don't have containers.

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So 'I bought A' bunch of stuff literally last.

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Outta sight outta mine.

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Like when it's in the bottom of the caboodle, you're probably not gonna find it.

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But when you like have it out and you've like divided by like lipsticks and

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:54

Well, you know what it really is, is like, this is very relatable, but

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If it's not an A' bulbous container, it's in A' pen sa shape, which is the same as

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An eyeliner,

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same as eyeliner, which is the same as false eyelash glue.

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Like everything is the same exact shape, and they like 'I, haven't found this eyeliner in weeks.

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And then 'I found it the other day, and 'I was like, oh, it had fallen into the very bottom.

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Same as your.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:30

Exactly.

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That's what

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:31

Yeah.

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Just hidden.

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So yeah, maybe it's the new year.

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Maybe we're like in this energy of, of renewal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:38

'I think it is.

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And 'I 'I think, you know, 'I was like reading somewhere that if you wanna bring in, you

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So I'm, I'm sort of hoping in A' James d.

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mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:53

kind way that I'm, I'm setting this new intention and, uh, keeping it localized and

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:04

So that's what's cooking over here in la.

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What's happening for you?

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In my old home state of New Jersey,

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:12

You know 'I, really 'I.

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Feel like we talk about this A' lot 'I.

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Think both of you.

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Well 'I think you're more up on things, but I'm always late to the game.

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And 'I literally just.

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Binged all of season two of the vow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:26

Oh, don't watch.

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Sorry.

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:28

Oh, you don't watch, did you wa you didn't watch the first

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:30

No.

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Uh, do you know anything about Nex?

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'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:33

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Sorry.

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'I, think this is about the Nex 'I thing.

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'I did watch season one.

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It's like A'.

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It's like A' Doc,

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A' Doc.

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or is it A' docu-series.

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:46

oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's A' docu series.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:47

Yeah, but 'I mean it's, it's A' non-scripted, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:51

Yeah, it's all based on truth

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:53

Oh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:54

Don't think 'I, 'I.

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Listen 'I guess I'm later to the game cuz 'I don't think 'I knew that there was more to come.

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:59

Yes.

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Okay, so Season 'I, don't even know when it came out.

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It came out at the end of last year, 'I, but it might have even been like October, November.

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Like I'm very behind.

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And 'I was always sort of purposely behind cuz 'I, 'I, remember the end of

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And 'I was like, if they're gonna like give him A' platform, 'I am thoroughly uninterested.

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Like it felt like that's.

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Where they were going.

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Right, right.

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season two, if anyone has not watched it, 'I highly recommend it.

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It's the same as cheer where it's like 'I don't know that 'I need A' second season.

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And then like the storytelling really breaks off.

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It's like so emotional.

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'I was like very upset.

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Obviously it's A' very harmful, very like TreyGerrald warning, warning concepts,

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But it's very fascinating.

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It's just fascinating like how.

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Vulnerable we are as humans and how we all

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And we all think that we're like above it or that it would never happen to us.

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And 'I feel like the more your mind is of that ilk, the more likely you are to

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:10

Which, you know, anyway, I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:07:13

it.

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, it does sort of, um, investigate what are the, um, building blocks that lead to such deep

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:23

for sure.

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Ugh.

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And they do an amazing job

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Is it still, like, was it the mom that like whistle blew the thing?

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Like or is that A' different documentary 'I feel like I've seen multiple Nexium things.

Trey Gerrald: 00:07:37

Yeah.

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They introduce A' character halfway through the first season of A' daughter who is.

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Very much A' part of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:44

Okay.

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She isn't even really mentioned in the second season, which is interesting.

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'I know in real life the daughter is out, but also the, the second

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Yeah.

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It's really interesting.

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'I highly recommend it if anyone.

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Yeah, so that's really, I've, it really consumed A' lot of my life.

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'I just was like, 'I can't, 'I can't handle 'I, can't handle, not continuing.

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'I have to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:06

Got it now?

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:07

There is something very satisfying, obviously over here for me with true crime.

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It's just human life is so wild and it's so wild.

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All the varying ways life can go for people and, and then like the tenacity

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Yeah.

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So that's um, what's A' going on over here?

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:29

Wow.

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So you've been getting sucked into that docu-series cult over there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:34

Oh my gosh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:36

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:36

Speaking of things that are almost as annoying as Colts, but not quite, have you been

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'I was like, where are we going with this?

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Um, yes, of course 'I do.

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'I am very ready too.

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Lodge, A', Complaint.

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:52

So ChelseyBD, this might actually really tie into, um, this renewal conversation.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:58

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:59

Have you ever been moving something that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:01

Was heavy and maybe large, and then you scratch your wall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:06

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:07

'I hate this so intensely.

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This actually happened when David and 'I purchased A' ginormous dining room table

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Heavy and that always becomes like the everything, all the stakes just get A' lot higher.

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The tension boils up because it's like we don't want to be lifting this heavy thing

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But then like 'I don't know that my speed is the same as someone else's speed.

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And so then it's like tiptoe toes and then you're like going up steps and we have to

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open the door anyway.

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We have this huge like dent in the corner of.

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You know, just the miscommunication.

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But that happens.

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And then also I'm sitting in this really comfortable chair that we keep in our, our den,

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And so anytime we have guests over, 'I, have to move it back into the den.

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But 'I have A' very narrow little hallway right outside.

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So 'I have to turn it sideways.

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'I have to take all the pillows off.

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'I have to sort of slide and glide.

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Also that 'I, don't scratch the F out of my doorframe.

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And 'I hate it.

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And the minute it happens, it's always like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:23

'I should have known better.

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'I should have taken A' breath.

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'I should have asked for

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:26

But it's also like for me at least, 'I feel like when 'I wanna do something

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'I also wanna get it done as soon as possible.

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Cause I'm like, 'I just want this thing to be over with like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:38

Even if 'I take like A' Zen breath before, it's still like and go, you know?

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fraught 'I, like the minute it occurs in my brain, 'I have to get it off

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:49

Same.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:50

Same.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:51

this might be going A' little too far, but like 'I also know

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And so anytime there's A' brainstorming that needs to be done, like he's gonna

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So then 'I get annoyed that he has A' differing opinion rather than just doing it my way.

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And then that adds on top of the frustration that I'm already

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:12

and then maybe you just end up doing it yourself and then that's bad

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and then 'I bump into the wall.

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And now we have A' Dent.

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And then I'm mad.

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You know, it's like A' whole thing.

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Anyway.

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Gosh, 'I hate it.

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It's just so annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:23

'I.

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Feel

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Just 'I have to complain about it cuz it is A' consideration.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:26

That's always in my head when I'm going through doorframes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:29

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:30

That's my Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:31

I've been, I've, I've been in spackle situations for this very reason.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:35

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:35

So 'I feel you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:36

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:37

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:37

Y 'I.

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'I have A' story about spackle.

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I'll tell the after show.

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Uh, ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:41

What, what do you wanna complain about today in this brand new?

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:45

It's rainy season in A', which kind of sounds like A' oxymoron cuz

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:55

for how long?

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:56

it has like, there'll be like weeks at A' time, like we've been

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:02

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:02

Cuz of the droughts or whatever,

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:04

Yes, of course.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:05

Like we welcome rain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:06

People that like are really local to LA are like, 'I love the rain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:10

You know?

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And 'I used to live in New York where like I've had so many umbrellas flip upside down

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:17

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:17

I'm good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:18

I've filled my quota.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:20

Um, however, my Complaint, so when it rains, we discover.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:26

all of the, uh, leaks in the house because like lots and lots and lots of time

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:36

We have all of these leaks.

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So 'I was just like walking around minding my own business, trying to have like A' relaxing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:43

It's raining outside.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:45

Let me just put on, you know, the circle or something on Netflix and completely zone out

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:50

Wait, let me just ask you, are you wearing any shoes in this moment?

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:54

Okay, so this is what we're getting at.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:56

So I'm wearing socks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:57

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:58

Oh, not wet socks.

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Nothing's worse than wet socks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:01

Oh God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:02

and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:02

Step in A' puddle.

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And now 'I have wet socks and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:06

Don't know why wet socks completely ruin A' mood,

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:10

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:12

they just do

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:13

Where were you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:15

So my house is like, , it's three levels.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:18

The second level is like the main living room and the third level where the kitchen is and

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:23

And then the third level is my bedroom.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:25

And our steps are like pretty steep cuz we live up in the hills.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:29

So like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:30

You know, in order for me to get A' new pair of socks, now 'I need to like, take off the wet

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:45

But it's just, it puts A' dapper on the evening.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:48

You know, like that moment when you just completely saturated.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:53

Wait, so what about the puddle?

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:55

Where was it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:56

'I mean then 'I just throw A' towel over the puddle and like

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:04

But like, you know, in the moment that I'm just like turning the lights off and

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:12

But they get ya, they get ya every time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:16

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:16

Just have A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:17

More 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:17

Just have more questions here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:19

Um, was it at an area where like there is no third floor, like is it A' straight

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:29

Well, the way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:30

Yeah, no, so 'I, the, it was at an area where there is no third floor, so

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:34

Thank God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:35

That's much better.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:36

'I was gonna say, girl 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:38

Hope there's not like A' something under your bed or something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:41

no, no, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:42

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:42

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:42

Terrifying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:43

No, no, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:43

This was like no third floor above the dining room.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:46

Phew.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:47

Yeah, so we were spared there, but like the, just the sock, like cold, wet sock.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:54

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:55

Two thoughts here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:56

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:56

Like A', wet sock reminds me of like the opposite positive sensation

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:04

Like something, there's something satisfying, you know, like kids like to put their hands in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:07

Elmer Glue.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:08

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:08

A' wet sock is the opposite.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:10

It's like, it's so uncomfortable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:12

It's like, This doesn't this, this one piece of clothing is never

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:18

It's always supposed to be dry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:21

no,

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:21

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:22

It's like when you put on like A' snow boots.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:24

And you like, and you go too deep and then it goes over the edge and you're

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:30

Like, there's no other alternative here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:33

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:33

Oh, 'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:34

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:34

Oh, and then on the answer, or it's like if you're wearing socks and you go into the

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:43

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:43

That's it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:44

There, there, there it goes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:45

There goes your day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:47

I'm so happy that you understand

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:49

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:51

Without even you spelling it out, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:53

You're like, what were you wearing on your

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:54

'I knew it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:56

Yuck.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:57

know 'I hate it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:58

'I

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Well, 'I hope the holes get patched firstly.

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Secondly, 'I.

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Hope

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they will.

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you never have to deal with it again.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:05

'I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:05

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:06

Thank you for sharing.

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In my Complaint.

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wait, you were just talking about A', like A' leak over the bed.

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'I once was doing A' job and 'I was in actor housing in this disgusting old

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But 'I was cohabitating for A' Week with like A' previous show that had A' full cast.

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So someone was staying in the master bedroom and they left the window.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:34

Oh, no.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:35

And it was raining.

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And so 'I was like, well I'm gonna move.

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Like now 'I can go up to and take the master bedroom cuz there's no one else in this show.

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And 'I went up and 'I was like, oh there's A' draft in here.

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And 'I noticed and the bed was pushed against the window.

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Of course

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Oh God.

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A', soggy bed.

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But at this point, like cuz it had been A' couple of days since

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:58

It was.

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What do you do about A' Mill Dude?

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Mattress?

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What do you do about that?

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'I literally was

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:06

it away.

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'I, mean 'I just closed the door.

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'I was like, 'I can't,

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:10

like, well that will be not what I'm saying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:12

Isn't that awful?

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'I just 'I.

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Think A'.

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Wet mattress is the only thing that tops A'.

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Wet sock

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You're right.

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'I think you are.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:19

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:20

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:21

it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:22

Let's get off of

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:22

'I.

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Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:23

Let's get on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:24

Let's on get onto other people's complaints.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:26

'I, think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:26

Oh, oh, oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:28

Please, let's move off of our own.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:31

Okay.

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Should we do it?

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Let's jump into an online review.

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Let's

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'I think Yes.

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Let's do it.

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Review Queen.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you A' review.

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We break it down and we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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And ChelseyBD Goose.

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You were the 1st of February.

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What have you got today?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:07

Well, speaking of getting things unclogged and making room for things to flow

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Four Bastar, three pack, 19.6 inch drain snake hair drain clog remover cleaning tool.

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Oh God.

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It's super Coloristic xp, A'.

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Oh God.

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it is always A' super callow with Amazon.

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Yeah.

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Here we go.

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This though, maybe to your delight is A' five star.

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Review the name 'I Might need A'.

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Little help with Trey.

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Uh, it is e C A' E.

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'I.

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K 'I 'I.

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Well, C A' E is the abbreviation for the Columbia Metropolitan Airport in Columbia, South Carolina.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:03

Oh

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'I Don't know.

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'I.

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'I 'I Dunno.

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What do you think?

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Ek A'.

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K

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A'.

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K.

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'I Don't know

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Let's call him ek.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:13

Like, okay.

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Okay.

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So EK wrote A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:17

Five star review, subject.

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Outstanding.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:22

'I had A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:23

Pretty significant hair clog in my shower.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:27

'I had tried.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:28

Chemicals didn't work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:31

'I ignored it didn't work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:34

'I ignored it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:35

Some more started to get slimy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:38

Don't, don't judge me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:42

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:43

Saw this on Amazon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:45

And that more than 2000 people had tried it and actually reviewed it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:51

So 'I thought I'd give it A', go, oh my goodness,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:56

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:57

this took no effort.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:59

'I pushed it down the drain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:01

And it immediately caught something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:04

What came out was so disgusting, so vile, so yucky that it should have its own ex viles

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:28

Let some children dig it up in A' trash pile in 500 years to have their future.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:33

Told 'I wanted nothing of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:38

My shower pipes were still praying the endless when 'I left for work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:45

If you have A', nasty hair clog, wait until it gets slimy and reaches sentience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:53

Dig it out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

With A' drain snake hair drain clog remover cleaning tool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:58

Then send it back to the Dan the, to the Dan Shian blaze.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:04

It calls home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:06

It does the job and well.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:14

Well, 'I, 'I, 'I.

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Think that EK is like A' A' literature teacher or something.

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Cuz they have A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:20

Huge vocabulary.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:22

bigger than 'I do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:23

'I should have.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:24

'I meant to look up some of these words that 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:26

'I was hoping that you might know them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:30

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:31

Dan, Shannon.

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Dan.

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Dan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:33

She, is it like Dante, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:38

Dante.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

It's spelled like Dante, but with an A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:44

N.

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Dian.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:46

Dian, blaze.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:47

Donn.

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Glaze or glaze.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:50

Blaze like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:51

Blaze.

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A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:51

Oh, probably, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:53

Rings.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:53

It gotta be like Dante.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:55

What is sentience?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:57

Oh, sentient means like coming alive.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:01

Sentient has senses,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:03

and then what is the Angelist?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:05

That 'I didn't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:06

'I was hoping that you were gonna know it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:07

'I thought maybe it was like A' Christian thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:09

'I Don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:10

'I defer to you what all things Christian.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:13

But you know, maybe 'I, shouldn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:15

Well,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

think it's some sort of like A' prayer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

Like A' the angels have come Prayer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

The Angels Prayer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:22

Catholic.

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Probably.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

It's A' Prayer to Christ and the Angels.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:27

It's A'.

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It's A'.

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Prayer to Christ

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It's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:29

. It's A' Fair to Christ.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:31

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:32

Just like the beginning of this, like just the first few words, hair clog.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:36

I'm already like so turned off.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:38

I'm just like, oh God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:40

'I know 'I used this tool though.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:42

'I will say, 'I went on because 'I order this for myself, like semi regs,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:47

This exact thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:49

this exact thing, this exact

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:51

why do you have to order it so many times?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:52

Why don't you just have it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:54

Well, I'm just saying, well, 'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:56

'I order it until I'm out and then 'I order more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:58

'I probably end up A' using it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:59

A' couple times A' year, gifting it out to A', couple friends A' year, you know

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:03

Wait, what is it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:05

'I thought it was like A' plastic snake, grippy

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:07

it is, but I'm saying like I'll ha you know, 'I, I'll buy A' three pack or

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:13

Maybe A' roommate will need it, or A' friend will be like, 'I have A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:17

And I'm like, 'I, take one of these.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:19

You know what I'm saying?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:20

Like 'I 'I bought these for the past several years is the point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:23

is there like A' little like loophole to put your finger in?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:26

Yeah, kind of.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:27

And there's A', it's like A' wand, not A' wand, but yeah, there's like A', there's

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:39

And it is like goopy and disgusting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:42

But like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

obviously satisfying cuz you're like, that is 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:46

'I need to do it on mine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:47

That's why 'I was going on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:48

'I need to buy some more because 'I, 'I, 'I can tell that I'm getting that to like the phase.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:53

'I don't want to be and it's gross, but also like it was in there so you gotta get it out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:58

And why do we think it is goy and slimy from like the soap?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:02

'I always think like, is it like 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:04

This is so gross, but like A' mixture of like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:07

Prob 'I, if it's in your shower.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:10

Probably like hair, oil, the shampoo, 'I, A', you know, brush my teeth in my shower too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:17

So some toothpaste, you know, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:19

Think just like all of that,

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:20

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

you know, marrying together.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:24

You know, 'I, remember in the Upper West side, our bathroom sink always clogged.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:31

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:32

And, and we are two men, like, so we don't like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:35

Know that females oftentimes like will lose strands of hair when they're in the shower and

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:44

Like

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:44

Creates more

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:45

all of my life.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:46

'I had, yeah, I've had female roommates and so I've like noticed that as A' A' difference.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:51

Um, but this was so frustrating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:54

And 'I had A' bunch of these little snakey things.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:56

Um, 'I did find A' liquid thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:59

It's called Aqua A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:01

Q U A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:02

Wait, that's Aqua.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:04

Maybe it's Pet Quo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:05

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:06

'I.

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Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:07

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:07

It was recommended to me by A' plumber

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:09

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:11

And it is crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:13

, you don't have to like, it literally kills everything.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:15

It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in the

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:17

but it's not, cuz the thing is like, the reason why 'I use this is

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

Drano is like actually A', illegal 'I wanna say in A' Manhattan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:29

So is this pet quo?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:30

Whatever this is like

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:33

It's like A' commercial thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:34

It's like, um, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:36

Don't think you can just like buy it at Walgreen's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:39

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:40

Anywho slimy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:41

Oh God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:42

And then of course I'm like reacting and EK is like, don't judge

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:46

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:47

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:48

Don't judge me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:50

It's true though, cuz everybody's is it's, it's just, it's disgusting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:55

What can we say?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:56

Well, as hearing this, 'I was judging, but then I've also been

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:04

Like too much.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:05

So like I'm, I'm hearing this for myself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:08

Like if your, if your shower is working fine, then you're not gonna need

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:13

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:13

So another question about the actual product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:16

Is it little like stabby, hooky things like, if you accidentally rub your hand, it hurts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:23

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:23

Gotta be honest.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

In all the years I've never rubbed my hand on it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:27

Oh, that's good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:27

like it would hurt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:29

It's just like A' plastic thing, but it's something about, it's dexterity.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:34

It's very like it can move around really.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:36

Well sneak around there just.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:38

Get underneath if your, you know, pipes, they have like bends in them and just

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

So,

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:50

And how many in and outs do you usually have to do?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:53

Like what's an average number?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:55

for me, probably at least five.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:58

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:59

It's not gonna be one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:00

It's gonna, like you're getting all of it out

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:03

Yeah, it's like, and then like once you get one, you're like, oh, we were

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:09

And then you gotta, and then, and that's why you buy A', lot of them, because like of course once

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:22

Okay, so speaking of disposal, 'I also heard something

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:29

They said they put it in A' plastic bag and threw it out

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:32

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:32

because

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:33

said they buried it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:35

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:35

But 'I couldn't tell if that was A' joke or

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:37

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:38

'I am hearing that every time I've had clogs, 'I just flush them, which.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:43

Ooh, that's not A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:44

Good

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:44

no, I've never considered that

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:47

It's like, let me put you

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:49

back into the

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:50

into the problem.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:52

Yeah, no.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

Yeah, I've never thought about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:54

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:55

No, no, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:56

That's funny though.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:57

Ex 'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:58

I'm really getting

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:59

It does like, it does look like other world, like Alienesque.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:04

Like is there, it's so gross.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:05

'I know, but like is there something living in this, like 'I think that this is A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:13

'I understand the metaphors.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

Oh yeah, for

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:16

gross.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:16

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:17

All right, so do we think this is, there's any valuable new or unique information

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:23

'I 'I think and that it obviously works, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:27

Like 'I think it definitely gets, it's not like getting into the nitty gritty of like

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:40

agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:41

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:41

Do we need to point out that 1061 people found this helpful?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:46

And also EK mentions how many people had purchased the product when they reviewed it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:52

Right, exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:53

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:54

The 2000 people, because 'I think it's one of those things, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:05

You know, like when, if you just let it linger.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:09

. And so 'I would imagine that people would be passionate about this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:11

And the other thing that I'm happy about with this review and you know, there was A', good

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:30

So for me personally, 'I am looking for these sites that have higher overall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:36

'I,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:36

Right Sam.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:37

you know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:38

And 'I think this really ties into the humor here because EK is

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:45

So I'm just gonna like send it up to the nth degree,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:48

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

Yes, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:50

So 'I, definitely think there is A' obvious attempt at humor, A' attempt at entertainment

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:01

Do we think that any of this sort of large vocabulary, metaphor, et

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:10

Is is like A' deterrent.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

A' distraction is annoying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:13

Well, 'I was sort of over here like very much considering whether

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:19

Cuz 'I think it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:20

'I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:21

It just always strikes me A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:22

Little bit as annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:23

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:24

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:24

Don't know why that is cuz 'I don't think that 'I like judge or criticize comedy really necessarily.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:30

'I mean 'I guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:31

'I always have opinions like everyone does.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:33

But for some reason 'I think, it just, in my opinion, it it distracts A' little bit from like

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:43

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

We definitely went in with A' mission to write A' jokey review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:50

Like what is the joke right before the X files?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:53

What came out was so disgusting, so vile, so yucky that it

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:59

and then what's right after that?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

before it could lift its head up and start quoting from the book of Revelation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:05

'I thought the X-Files 'I thought that was very funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:08

And like 'I, wish they had stopped there because then they start personifying it and all of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:13

And 'I was just A' little like, uh, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:16

Do you think that if like we were people that were more like church fear and

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:26

Maybe EK is A' member of the Mormon Church.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:28

know what 'I mean

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:29

Maybe they're A' pastor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:31

or maybe they like used to be, they seemed like somebody that was like really

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:45

Yeah, they definitely are like quantifying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:48

Vileness with like the devil and hell

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:52

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:52

Which, which is not unusual, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:56

Like even in the review that we read, that was about the really spicy ramen

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:04

true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:04

you know, the depths of hell

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:07

fire.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:07

Fire makes me think of hell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:09

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:10

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:10

'I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:11

You know, for some reason 'I keep thinking of like Muppets or.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:15

Yeah, I'm thinking of like disgusting, slimy, hairy, black, gray, like grossness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:21

Like it makes me think of Muppets for some reason.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:23

Like like scary gross ones.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:26

Like fuzzy and stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:27

Anyway, this is so

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:28

nightmarish, but like Muppets, like Tim Burton, but worse.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:33

Tim Burton, that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:34

Cuz Tim Burton veers on like this is actually A' trauma.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:38

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:38

Do you think this is common or fluky, typical 'I mean for your experience?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:42

It

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:42

For me it's common 'I, think A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:44

Lot of people, 'I can see A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:47

Lot of people be underestimating this product cuz it is so unassuming when you

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:51

so simple.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:53

simple plastic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:54

It 'I don't know if they do sell this at the dollar store, but it does almost

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:58

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:58

Get at the dollar store, but it works, you know, and it is, this one's kind

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:07

For A' three pack, it's $31 it looks like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:11

and is it like, is it like three feet?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:14

Like it's kind of long, long or no?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:16

It's long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

Long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

It's 19.6 inches.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:20

Well, 'I guess that's on three feet, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:23

That wait $30 for three of them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:26

that can't be.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

No, I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

Think that's my screenshot is wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

My screenshot doesn't have the price.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:34

'I can look it up again.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:35

D EK also says that like it was very easy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:40

It was, there was A', lot of ease of use.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:42

They just like did it once and and out popped the devil,

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:48

which 'I think is

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:49

Like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:49

Like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:50

What do you call it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:50

Like A' Jack in the box.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:53

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:53

because my mind is like, I'm gonna have to like go fishing for A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:57

Really long time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

It's like, I'm gonna be hunched over.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:00

It's gonna be A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:01

Lot of

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:01

scrappy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:03

So that is interesting, especially when you're comparing it to these liquids

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:09

Lot of times it's like you can't use this for half an hour.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:11

Let it foam and soak and flush it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:14

You know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:14

This is literally just like scrape, scrape.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:16

Here's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:19

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:19

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:21

do tend to believe Ek 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:23

'I think they're being comical to A' degree that isn't landing with me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:27

But 'I believe that it worked.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:29

'I believe that they were shocked.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:31

'I believe that like they were so like pleased with A' result.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:34

They're just being lighthearted about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:36

totally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:37

And 'I was completely wrong on the pricing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:39

'I looked back at

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:40

Tell

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:41

It's 7 99.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:42

for three of 'em.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:43

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:45

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:45

Few 'I was like $30.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:47

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:47

No, no, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:48

So yeah, the pricing is cheap.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:50

Not Dollar Store.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:51

Cheap, but cheap and effective, and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:53

Think that that comes across in EK's review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:56

'I bet you could buy these, uh, like A', dollar Tree, like A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:59

Single one on its

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:00

'I, what can you though?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:01

Like would it be, would it work as all?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:03

Maybe 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:04

Oh my God, what if it snapped and broke?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:06

That's what I'm saying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:07

Like that's why like these are strong enough that they're not gonna snap inside

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:14

You know what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:14

This just made me randomly think of, you know, like, 'I 'I feel like

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:20

Not really in real life.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:22

'I guess everyone has sound effects now, but like, you know, those like

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:29

You know what I'm talking

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:30

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:32

Like 'I feel like when you were talking about the dexterity, like that word that

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

got that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:37

Wawa wa.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:38

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:39

Wiggle wa.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:40

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:40

It's A' wiggle, A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

Wiggle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

Wiggle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:42

Yeah, it can definitely wiggle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:44

It has like, it maintains structure enough for you to get it in there,

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:50

So the humor where we entertained 'I mean I'm entertained by the metaphors.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:54

'I think it's just, uh, you know, 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:56

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:57

So 'I think that there was A' definite attempt at humor and 'I think the

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:04

Oh yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:05

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:05

Know that 'I have A' version of this 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

Don't know what brand or anything, but it definitely like works.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:10

The thing is, what happens when you get these reviews and 'I don't know

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:19

So like, this is really, at this point, this is what people are

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:26

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:27

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:28

Well 'I think 'I could Crown ek.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:29

How about.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:30

'I can,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:31

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:36

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating

VOICEOVER: 00:36:43

Are Tabulating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:50

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:51

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:52

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:52

Trey is holding up three and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:54

I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:55

Trey, you go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:56

Why three And A' half crowns for e k.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:00

'I mean ultimately, 'I would want to read A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:02

Couple of more reviews that weren't so humorously written.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:06

But 'I do get the impact that it works and that it's really strong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:11

And then it sort of turns into this like narrative about personifying

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:18

Um, but 'I appreciate that when we're covering something so vile, there's A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:26

And 'I buy it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:27

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:28

Buy it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:28

'I believe it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:28

'I think it's real.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:29

'I would say three and A', half 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:31

Think 'I just didn't do full Review Queen cuz 'I think we.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:35

In the muck, A' little bit.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:37

Haha.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:38

Nice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:39

um, 'I, just don't like the phrase hair clog.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:42

So, ChelseyBD, why did you say four?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:44

'I 'I was really torn between three and A' half and four.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:47

'I almost went three and A' half myself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:48

But, uh, ultimately landed on four because 'I use the product and for me, 'I think

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:55

Lot of people like this review 'I, like any review that kind of.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:58

Steps out of the norm box.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:00

There's so many reviews that you could read about any product that are kind of like

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:18

It wasn't really my humor and 'I agree, it really stayed in that lane.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:22

So you might wanna be like, okay, well let me read something that's not just A' joke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:26

So 'I couldn't go full Review Queen either.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:29

But when 'I hadn't gave EK four crowns,

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:32

Lovely.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:33

So, wait, did, when did you last snake your.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:37

'I have not snaked them in A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:38

While that's why 'I was looking to buy some new, some new ones, cuz 'I need to.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:42

Well update us.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:43

Let us know when you do

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:44

will, I'll let you know if 'I find anything demonic in there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:49

Oh my

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:50

'I Hope.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:50

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:50

If 'I do, 'I, if 'I do, it's like better to get it out, you know, better to exercise it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:55

Oh yes, absolutely.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:56

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:57

This is all about cleansing, cleansing and getting things flowing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:01

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:01

That's, that seems to be the, the theme of the

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:04

Back in flow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:05

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:06

Let's get in the flow, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:08

A',

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:09

is that you choking on something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:12

me choking on A' hair clog.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:13

That's slimy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:15

Yuck.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:16

judge me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:16

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:17

'I shouldn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:17

E k

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:18

You're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:19

All right, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:20

Well, that was fun and.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:23

ingress.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:23

We need now that we've kind of like clogged it all out, it's all clean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:27

We have like A', nice, pristine surface to officially get right into the most

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:38

So Trey, now that we've gotten all the muck and grossness out of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:46

Who are you inducting today?

VOICEOVER: 00:39:50

My Royal.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:51

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:52

It's just really weird how all of this has sort of been aligning.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:56

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:56

It's very weird because we talked about our complaints that were about like

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:05

And without knowing any of this, 'I was sharing how our upper West Side

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:13

And, and David always thought it was because 'I shaved over the sink, not in the shower.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:18

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:19

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:19

All of that's just random background, but 'I literally decided that we

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:28

Isn't this really

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:29

is things that go down the drain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:32

It's like, it's as if we're playing one 800, not one 800, however many, what's the pyramid

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:38

$100,000

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:39

A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:39

Hundred thousand dollars pyramid or whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:41

Things that go down the train, things that clog A', train things, right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:45

But, but it's so weird because this is episode 87 and we've been

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:51

Well, the reason 'I, okay, the reason 'I thought of this is because now at my place of

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:04

And so sometimes 'I just need A' break and 'I want to do the quick electric razor and 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:10

'I really started thinking it's such A' time saver because it's just so

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:15

You're also not having to like waste water, you know, it's just like fast and quick.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:20

And so 'I was like, I'm so grateful that this exists and I've never

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:25

So here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:26

Book report.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:27

So the electric razor has its history all the way back from 1898 by A' New Yorker.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:36

New Yorker.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:37

So the first person to receive A' patent.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:40

For A' Razor that was powered by electricity was A' person named John Francis O'Rourke,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:51

But then, you know, this gets A' little uncomfortable, but the first working electric

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:01

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:02

. Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:03

Yeah, that 'I mean it kind of makes sense cuz bran Bran like, isn't that German?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:08

But it just seems so odd to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:10

Like who had the idea like of having like sharp, sharp, sharp, terrifyingly

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:18

Like just the idea alone sounds horrifying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:21

Like 'I still don't understand the civil engineering that like keeps A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:25

Cutting my face to shreds, but 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:30

Look, this is an invention.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:31

'I know that tons and millions of people use it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:33

It is such A' lifesaver.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:35

I've never even stopped to consider like how fantastic it is and.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:40

That's why I'm inducting it like life is so much better with an electric razor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:44

'I mean it's just better.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:45

And 'I got A' haircut today and those are electric clippers, which is so much faster.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:50

It helps, you know, with arthritis and you know what 'I, what are those hand

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:58

Oh, oh Jesus, my brain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:00

Carpal tunnel

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:02

tunnel?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:03

You don't have to worry about the carpel tunnel.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:06

Like if you have an electric clipper, 'I mean it's just genius.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:09

So for that reason, today for our 87th episode, 'I Am Inducting Electric Powered Razors and Clippers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:20

Everything.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:20

This episode is going right down the drain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:22

No, just kidding.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:23

Everything.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:23

This.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:24

do you use an electric razor on your legs?

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:26

'I have 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:27

Gotta say it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:28

Little harder.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:29

'I feel like for me to find an electric leg razor that 'I like I've, I've, uh, I've

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:35

'I have A' few friends.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:36

My friend Deb swears by an electric razor has been using it since she started shaving.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:42

'I mean it is nice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:43

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:43

Think you do tend to hurt yourself less, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:45

Is that the idea too?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:47

Yeah, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:48

Don't think I've ever gotten A' neck 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:50

Think you can get razor burn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:51

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:52

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:53

But 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:54

It's just like, it's so, especially for the face, cuz the face has so

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:59

And it just cuts the time significantly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:01

I'm sure with A' guy shaving your face to just be able to boo boo boo boo boo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:05

especially those cylindrical, like multi cylindrical head ones

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:13

Straight razor is that many men's, um, hair patterns switch around between

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:22

Not all hair is going the same exact way, and so you have to learn the pattern in order.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:28

Get it off of your face.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:29

But with those cylindrical circley ones, you could just pass over cuz it's going from all direction.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

So then it just gets it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:35

Which is why it's quicker.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:37

God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:37

We love an electric razor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:39

We love you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:40

We love you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:41

Electric grazers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:41

electric razors.

VOICEOVER: 00:44:43

Listener voice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:44

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:46

I'm so happy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:47

Well we have A', very special listener voicemail today, so

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:52

We.

VOICEOVER: 00:44:54

'I am 'I, and I'm mad at my dad for saying 'I can't!

VOICEOVER: 00:45:01

'I.

VOICEOVER: 00:45:01

Get something to Shave Shift into my video game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:05

Oh my god.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:05

It's my nephew.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:06

'I.

VOICEOVER: 00:45:08

That it?

VOICEOVER: 00:45:09

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:11

Oh my.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:11

Oh my God, that's so cute.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:14

Well, Justin, if you're listening, you better get in that shape shift thing that he wants.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:19

He's complaining about

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:21

It's from A' while back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:22

'I debated whether or not to bring it in, but 'I thought, you know what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:25

It's cute.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:25

It's

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:25

It's so cute.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:27

That's so sweet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:28

It feels very like sleepless in Seattle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:31

A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:31

Like the kid calling into the radio show like my dad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:35

Well, no, hopefully not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:37

Well, we don't endorse underage people doing anything without permission

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:48

Yes,

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:49

appreciate your Complaint.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:51

Isler.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:52

'I do have memories of being restricted from doing things 'I wanted as, as A' child from my parents.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:57

And it is, um, one of the beauties we don't often think about, about adulthood is

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:07

Maybe you don't need the shapeshifting thing right now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:09

Maybe that money is better for something else.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:11

Or maybe just ask your Aunt 'I, think

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:13

Maybe ask your aunt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:14

for.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:15

You know, auntie, he can do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:18

This is now, this is the nephew who had that killer username.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:23

oh, uh, ginormous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:24

Tim

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:25

Ginormous, Tim.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:27

If anyone doesn't know what we're talking about, it's from one of our after shows.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:30

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:30

Highly recommend joining Pat and just for that unintentional plug, but oh my gosh, ginormous

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:36

Aw.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:36

Thank you for calling an 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:38

That's so sweet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:39

'I, love hearing your voice even when you're kvetching.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:42

Yes, of course.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:43

Now, you listener, if you would like to call and have the possibility of your voice

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It's 1 8 5 0 review, zero.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:58

You can Kvetch, you can cave, you can send us A' review that you think we should review.

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You can review A' review on your own, and we'll decide how we rate compared to your rating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:11

My Royal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:12

Highness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:13

Do you love your electric razor As much as Trey does, let us

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:17

Please.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:19

Are there brands that are better?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:20

You tell us.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:23

Aw 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:24

Love that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:25

That was sweet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:26

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:26

Well we did A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:27

Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:27

We have reached the end of another round on the r you A' rq Ferris Wheel of Slime.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:35

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Hines tomato ketchup.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:26

Uh oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:27

Are they coming for Hines?

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:29

of slime.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:30

Oh

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:31

God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:32

'I know that could be A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:32

Little slimy down the drain 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:34

Think

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:36

So to find out what made ChelseyBD say,

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:38

Call Minnow and find out what made Trey say

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:43

I'm gonna say I'm staking claim right now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:45

Amber buy A' new fucking house.

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You little bitch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:49

Then you gotta join our Patreon page at Review That Review dot

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Chelsey Donn: 00:49:04

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:06

You're A' freaking Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:08

You're A' freaking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:09

Gender nonspecific Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:11

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:12

Bye.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:13

Good boy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:15

Nice.

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Wow.

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It's gonna take A' minute for all those synchronicities to really sink in.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:38

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:39

Uh, that's, it's, but that was

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:41

That was A' Little

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:42

That was bizarre.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:42

Yeah, it was.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:44

'I have to tell you about my toothpaste.

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Spackle on the after

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Oh, everybody's done it.