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Episode 86

Episode 86: If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

The Queens rate and review a 2 Star GoodReads Review for the ever-popular Children's Book, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. Chelsey wants you to put your dumb phone down, Trey gets mad at Frances and The Queens take a Listener Voicemail! Prepare to experience Trey's mind explode in real-time.

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Transcript
VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion,

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Every, Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore,

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby,.

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it's time to Review That Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, hi there and hello.

Trey Gerrald:

Welcome to Review That Review, listener.

Trey Gerrald:

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing,

Chelsey Donn:

reviews we're just like Siskel and Ebert only.

Chelsey Donn:

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

Trey Gerrald:

that is Chelsey Donn,

Chelsey Donn:

and that is Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

and when we come together, we form.

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The Review Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

A', very special cheer.

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Yay to all of our members over on Patreon who have exclusive access to tons of

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Go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon if you wanna know more.

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If you wanna show some support for our show in A' different way, then visit

Trey Gerrald:

Hello, ChelseyBD Bach.

Trey Gerrald:

How are ya

Chelsey Donn:

Hi.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm good.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm good.

Chelsey Donn:

I've been handwriting A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of thank you cards for A' client, so my hands are A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit numb.

Chelsey Donn:

Yep.

Chelsey Donn:

Yep.

Chelsey Donn:

But other than that, 'I am Good.

Chelsey Donn:

How has your week been?

Chelsey Donn:

How are you?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm good.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, haven't been writing thank you notes.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't feel pain in my hands, which is great.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Good for you.

Trey Gerrald:

'I 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know if 'I wanna talk about this, but I'm going to 'I feel like my lower back

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I do think that I'm guilty of thinking, oh, I'm just getting older and so my lower back hurts.

Trey Gerrald:

But I'm not like 90 years old like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know why 'I keep saying that, but my lower back really hurts.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I mean I've had lower back problems when 'I was in high school and college.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I don't associate it with an age thing.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I do know that.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you see all those cartoons and stuff where they're like, oh, my A'

Trey Gerrald:

A' came back.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

, I'm glad that we can convene together, we can commiserate about our aching packs and

Chelsey Donn:

I'm sorry you're feeling that way.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Hope it gets better.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, should we join and commiserate in A'?

Trey Gerrald:

Little bit of, um, complaining.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, do you need to?

VOICEOVER:

Lodge, A', Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

OMG.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought you'd never ask.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, so 'I have A', big Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

Today it's like, you know, one of the pet peeve kind of complaints.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have A', major pet peeve, and 'I feel like it's gotten worse.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I just 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

can't!.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Really?

Chelsey Donn:

My tolerance is very low.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't stand it.

Chelsey Donn:

When I'm with someone like hanging out, we're getting lunch, we're catching up.

Chelsey Donn:

We haven't seen each other in A' while whatever the case may be, even if it's not that, but

Chelsey Donn:

' Trey Gerrald: I knew it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I knew you were gonna say it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I fucking knew you were gonna say it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't handle it.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just so rude.

Chelsey Donn:

It's so annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's fine.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if, if sometimes like I'm expecting A' call and I'm meeting someone for lunch, I'll

Chelsey Donn:

'I might get A' call, you know, while we're here because I'm waiting to

Chelsey Donn:

So, Of course there's extenuating circumstances where it's fine, but if you're the person

Trey Gerrald:

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it is one of my pet peeves too.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I, remember when Apple watches started becoming A' thing, being with people and noticing

Trey Gerrald:

Like, like it was like A' heightened experience of that.

Trey Gerrald:

But yes, 'I Concur, 100%.

Trey Gerrald:

There's something that feels very offensive that like, I'm not interesting

Trey Gerrald:

Or it's like you're so self-involved, or it's like just A' high explanation of not being present.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think it's just like, it's habitual.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, like it's like the pacifier.

Chelsey Donn:

We gotta touch it and like play with it and do 'I actually, like 'I had A' friend that

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

like in A' Nice way.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause 'I liked her and 'I liked hanging out with her.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I was just like, 'I have to be honest with you.

Chelsey Donn:

Like this is something you do and it feels like you're not present when we hang out.

Chelsey Donn:

And she was like, oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Like thank you so much for telling me 'I feel 'I 'I was sort of feeling

Chelsey Donn:

'I think 'I need to take A' break.

Chelsey Donn:

And then it was never an issue after that.

Chelsey Donn:

And she was like, thank you for like letting me know.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I do think with sometimes with people, like they're really, it's not like I'm

Chelsey Donn:

It's just, it's A' habitual.

Chelsey Donn:

But like if we are going out and we're in public at A' restaurant,

Chelsey Donn:

Do your, do your, does your mom do that?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, I'll be at A' Restaurant with my, my parents and they'll be like on their phone the whole time.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm just like, oh, cool.

Chelsey Donn:

'I guess.

Chelsey Donn:

We like don't have anything to talk about.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like embarrassing.

Trey Gerrald:

It's funny because David and 'I, whenever we're on A' date to the two of

Trey Gerrald:

Good reminder.

Trey Gerrald:

Like right now that's not what we're doing.

Trey Gerrald:

You know?

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I also had A' boss once who said, regarding phones in the workplace,

Trey Gerrald:

Animals at the vet or there's something going on with A' family member, then like

Trey Gerrald:

So that is the priority and we're gonna hold you to your commitment.

Trey Gerrald:

So don't be on your phone.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I thought that that was such A' clean, direct to the point, perfect standard

Trey Gerrald:

'I once had A' lunch date with A' friend who it was like, we're actually not friends anymore.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I was

Trey Gerrald:

excited.

Trey Gerrald:

Not, this actually has nothing to do with it, but, oh, that's A' really good story.

Trey Gerrald:

'I should talk about on the after show, but 'I remember having A' lunch date with them when 'I

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe an exaggeration is to say it was the entire coffee day, but 'I

Chelsey Donn:

Oh

Trey Gerrald:

for the first half hour of this coffee day,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God,

Trey Gerrald:

and it was so obnoxious and so maddening that 'I

Trey Gerrald:

And this was, you know, six, seven years ago.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I mean it sticks with you.

Chelsey Donn:

It's also interesting for me cuz I'll, like 'I have certain friends that 'I l 'I do

Chelsey Donn:

But then when you're with them, you're like, oh, this is why your Instagram is amazing because

Chelsey Donn:

You're just like capturing it for the innerwebs.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Hear you.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow, that was A' real big pop off for me.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you for

Chelsey Donn:

Woo.

Trey Gerrald:

about that cuz 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Hear

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

Shall 'I give you the opportunity?

Chelsey Donn:

Try

Trey Gerrald:

Well, thank you so much, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Am going to pass the opportunity on to one of our listeners because

VOICEOVER:

Listener voice.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh.

VOICEOVER:

Hey, Trey and ChelseyBD.

VOICEOVER:

This is Francis.

VOICEOVER:

Longtime listener.

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Longtime friend.

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'I had to call y'all because what is the deal with people not returning shopping

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It's insane.

VOICEOVER:

'I went to the grocery store today and I'm pulling in and, ooh, 'I.

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See A'.

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Nice open spot, but then there's three.

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effing shopping carts just left there and you know where the Des made area

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And 'I was like, are you serious?

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And yes, 'I one these people that 'I get out my car and 'I return the shopping

VOICEOVER:

Okay, 'I just had to get that off my chest.

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'I.

VOICEOVER:

Hope y'all having A'.

VOICEOVER:

Great day.

VOICEOVER:

Love you both.

VOICEOVER:

Bye.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, love you.

Trey Gerrald:

A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm like, I'm like mad at Francis because 'I, that is such A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

It's A' hundred percent on my list.

Chelsey Donn:

Francis.

Chelsey Donn:

Love you.

Chelsey Donn:

Love you.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for calling.

Chelsey Donn:

So sweet 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel you.

Chelsey Donn:

It's so annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

What is wrong with people?

Chelsey Donn:

'I always will return my cart.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, in the store or in one of those like cart designated areas.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't understand when people don't do it,

Trey Gerrald:

me

Chelsey Donn:

so.

Chelsey Donn:

Crazy to me.

Chelsey Donn:

And you know, in doing that, someone else is gonna have to now do it for you.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's so ignorant.

Trey Gerrald:

It's such A', multi-layered Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

Obviously Francis listens because 'I feel 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm like hearing our pattern in Francis's Complaint, but, uh, she upped the ante in

Trey Gerrald:

And then you see A' perfect parking spot and you're like, oh my gosh, how ha how

Trey Gerrald:

And then there's A' cart, blah.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald:

It makes me so angry.

Trey Gerrald:

Especially, and, and I'm gonna full disclosure here, this is now the Holy Trinity

Trey Gerrald:

So now we've heard from all of my roommates in college, but Francis Mazeltov is pregnant.

Trey Gerrald:

So whoever these monsters are who left these carts for this pregnant woman to go and hustle

Trey Gerrald:

There's even at the Acme Grocery Store here in New Jersey, there.

Trey Gerrald:

An employee whose only job is wrangling all of the shopping carts.

Trey Gerrald:

Can you 'I, imagine like that's how lazy we are as Americans, that it's A' job for A' person

Trey Gerrald:

Like, are you

Trey Gerrald:

kidding?

Chelsey Donn:

that's why in Europe they have the thing with A' quarter or whatever,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh.

Chelsey Donn:

or like you're not getting your quarter back unless you return your cart.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean it's such A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good.

Trey Gerrald:

Complaint, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I do feel anger because 'I wish 'I had inducted it.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like so clear, so present.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, 'I am so mad.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, good job Francis.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you for calling in.

Chelsey Donn:

Way to get us all fired up on your account.

Chelsey Donn:

But like what?

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Great.

Chelsey Donn:

Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

It was on my list, Ophelia.

Chelsey Donn:

And thank you for listening and being so sweet.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes,

Chelsey Donn:

That was great.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love hearing from you guys.

Chelsey Donn:

It's

Trey Gerrald:

'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

know.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like A'.

Chelsey Donn:

It's so great to connect with you.

Trey Gerrald:

And if you would like to listener, be just like Francis, then please

Trey Gerrald:

Let us know your complaints.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe we'll highlight them on the show and we'll get angry right along with you.

Trey Gerrald:

What feels better than having someone commiserate with your Complaint?

Chelsey Donn:

yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's get riled up and complain about stuff.

Chelsey Donn:

We wanna

Trey Gerrald:

soaking

Chelsey Donn:

all the complaints and with that in mind, Trey, should we Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

Jump in to some online reviews, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Gotta hear some more Kvetching.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think it's the perfect time actually for us to do

Chelsey Donn:

Yay.

VOICEOVER:

Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trusty Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

and 'I will read you the review, break it down together, and rate the impact of

Trey Gerrald:

It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

VOICEOVER:

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn:

And Trey, it is your turn my friend.

Chelsey Donn:

What have you brought for us today?

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well 'I am bringing it right around to one of my often favorite websites that

Chelsey Donn:

Is it good reads?

Trey Gerrald:

today.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have A' two star.

Trey Gerrald:

Good Reads, review.

Chelsey Donn:

Woo 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love it.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

For A' very popular children's book, which has actually spawned an entire series.

Trey Gerrald:

But today we're gonna cover the original today.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, you and 'I are gonna rate and review this two star review of the children's book.

Trey Gerrald:

If you give A' Mouse A'.

Chelsey Donn:

oh.

Chelsey Donn:

'I Rem 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Like that book 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think when 'I was A' kid.

Trey Gerrald:

The book was written by Laura Joie Numeroff with illustrations by

Chelsey Donn:

What was that?

Trey Gerrald:

'I, don't know how to say it.

Trey Gerrald:

Laura, j o f f e, Numeroff, N U M E R O F F.

Trey Gerrald:

Numeroff

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Lori Lord.

Chelsey Donn:

Joffey.

Chelsey Donn:

Numer.

Trey Gerrald:

Laura.

Chelsey Donn:

Numeroff.

Chelsey Donn:

Laura Joffey.

Chelsey Donn:

Numeroff.

Trey Gerrald:

So just so you know, on Good Reads, this book has A' average rating

Trey Gerrald:

Reviews on this

Chelsey Donn:

Stop.

Trey Gerrald:

Crazy, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Stop it.

Chelsey Donn:

That's insane.

Trey Gerrald:

Actually, that's not correct.

Trey Gerrald:

It's.

Trey Gerrald:

Ratings and then there's 4,586 reviews

Chelsey Donn:

That's still A' lot.

Trey Gerrald:

because you can rate without leaving A' review on on Good Reads.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

So today, 'I had A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Really good time going through all of these, and 'I ultimately landed on this one from

Chelsey Donn:

Marie.

Trey Gerrald:

That's right.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So this was written on February 19th, 2011,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

so let's hear it together.

Trey Gerrald:

This is Eva Marie's two star Good Reads review for if you give A' Mouse A' cookie.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, well 'I guess I'm about the only person in the world who thinks these books.

Trey Gerrald:

Even Julia disagrees with me and we had an entire conversation with each of us stating

Trey Gerrald:

She's quite the debater for not yet being six years old and parenthesis 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't find these books enjoyable at all.

Trey Gerrald:

In fact, I'll reiterate my thoughts for the slow ones out there.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

think caps, they stink.

Trey Gerrald:

Who can't write this?

Trey Gerrald:

Rocks can't 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess Slugs.

Trey Gerrald:

Water bugs, A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Few others.

Trey Gerrald:

Most humans can 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

most humans with A', few brain cells still kicking.

Trey Gerrald:

Can 'I think you could take some 78 year old crack head who has been huffing

Trey Gerrald:

Give him A' pen A' piece of paper, and while dangling A' crack rock in front of him.

Trey Gerrald:

Tell him to write A' mediocre story, and you'd have something along the

Trey Gerrald:

How does this happen?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you just have to get lucky?

Trey Gerrald:

Can 'I get lucky?

Trey Gerrald:

Like this chick Do 'I even want to be lucky like her?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh God.

Trey Gerrald:

Then I'd have to own up to actually writing this mess.

Trey Gerrald:

By the way, the reason this isn't getting one star is because my kid refused to let me.

Trey Gerrald:

She insisted we compromise.

Trey Gerrald:

'I said one star, she said five.

Trey Gerrald:

So she made me add an extra star.

Trey Gerrald:

'I can't help but feel 'I got over on her.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder what she'll say when she grows up and reads this smiley.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Love you, Julie.

Trey Gerrald:

Bug.

Chelsey Donn:

wow.

VOICEOVER:

Oh my God.

VOICEOVER:

It's A', Karen.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Eva Marie?

Trey Gerrald:

Before we get into the basics, so you mentioned liking this

Trey Gerrald:

Of course 'I remember this, but 'I didn't really exactly remember.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm just gonna share the quick summary that's listed on good Reads.

Trey Gerrald:

So if you give A' Mouse A' cookie, he's going to ask for A' glass of milk.

Trey Gerrald:

If A' hungry little traveler shows up at your house, you might want to give him A' cookie.

Trey Gerrald:

If you give him A' cookie, he's going to ask for A' glass of milk.

Trey Gerrald:

He'll want to look in A' mirror to make sure he doesn't have A' milk mustache,

Trey Gerrald:

The consequences of giving A' cookie to this energetic mouse run the young host ragged, but

Trey Gerrald:

This book is A' Great.

Trey Gerrald:

First introduction to Mouse, the star of the if you give series and A' perennial

Trey Gerrald:

If you give A' mouse A' cookie written in 1985 is perfect for beginning readers and story time

Trey Gerrald:

preschool to two plus.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay,

Trey Gerrald:

So how old do we think Eva Maria

Chelsey Donn:

well, Eva Marie has A' young daughter, but 'I think that Eva Marie is an older

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I wanna say early fifties, maybe late forties, but I'm getting 50.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

Clearly not the target demographic here.

Chelsey Donn:

Definitely.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was gonna say, where do we start with this?

Chelsey Donn:

'I wanna start talking about Eva Marie and sort of breaking down the psychology as 'I

Trey Gerrald:

'I

Chelsey Donn:

Do 'I Wanna be lucky?

Chelsey Donn:

Do you wanna be lucky?

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that like there's some sort of bitterness happening within Eva Marie where

Chelsey Donn:

And now, They're very bitter and 'I find that very sad and 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think sometimes when you get locked in that place, and we've all been there where we're

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I thought it was very telling that not only did Eva Marie.

Chelsey Donn:

Shame the writer of this book for having success.

Chelsey Donn:

For doing something.

Chelsey Donn:

For following their dreams.

Chelsey Donn:

For following their joy.

Chelsey Donn:

But they even questioned themselves and said, do 'I wanna be lucky?

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

that

Chelsey Donn:

Because I'd have to own up to this book, which what you'd have

Chelsey Donn:

Thousands, millions of people find joy in.

Chelsey Donn:

And you're not the target demographic cuz you're not in preschool and your

Chelsey Donn:

But you wanna get one over on your joyful, like pure child who's yet to be tainted

Chelsey Donn:

I'm sorry, like it's A' five star experience.

Chelsey Donn:

You're A' parent.

Chelsey Donn:

The book's not for you, it's for the kid.

Chelsey Donn:

You read it to the.

Chelsey Donn:

The kid liked it.

Chelsey Donn:

Where's the failure?

Trey Gerrald:

the circular narrative here then is that Eva Marie ends this review by

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, probably like.

Trey Gerrald:

test of time.

Chelsey Donn:

My mom is A' lunatic.

Chelsey Donn:

Like that's what they're going to think.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry, 'I shouldn't stoop to the level of Eva Marie, but I'm just getting mad.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm like angered at the entire crackhead section.

Chelsey Donn:

Like of the dangling of the crack

Trey Gerrald:

'I know that really doesn't age well.

Trey Gerrald:

That's like, that used to be like A' term that you could joke about, but

Trey Gerrald:

Like, here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

That's not standing the test of time 'I mean.

Trey Gerrald:

It's

Chelsey Donn:

the slow ones.

Trey Gerrald:

yeah, that's bad.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

mean.

Trey Gerrald:

and even as you said, pointing out like, uh, this chick like that even

Trey Gerrald:

Like you can't.

Chelsey Donn:

it's just not funny.

Chelsey Donn:

'I wonder, like 'I do wonder if Eva Marie is going for humor.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, do you think that they're trying to be funny or is this just like, like, what is this,

Chelsey Donn:

Like is it A' joke?

Trey Gerrald:

So,

Chelsey Donn:

funny cuz you're talking about the like slugs and water bugs.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, like what?

Trey Gerrald:

Right 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It is surprising how many reviews there are for these children.

Trey Gerrald:

Books on good reads 'I mean there.

Trey Gerrald:

There was one that 'I was like, oh, 'I have to read this one, but it's literally A' dissertation.

Trey Gerrald:

It was like 28 paragraphs and it's like very sciencey, like elevated language like.

Trey Gerrald:

That 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

That 'I was sort of like, this is if you give A' A' fucking cookie, like are you serious?

Trey Gerrald:

But so like it goes, people take it very seriously in both extremes.

Trey Gerrald:

Obviously we know that's why we like

Trey Gerrald:

good

Chelsey Donn:

also we know Good Reads is like the place to take things seriously.

Trey Gerrald:

And so A', to your point that you just mentioned though, A', lot of

Chelsey Donn:

But then don't have kids.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean like

Trey Gerrald:

also like don't complain about it.

Trey Gerrald:

Like no one made you A' parent, but yourself.

Chelsey Donn:

children's books are like this, like this.

Chelsey Donn:

Also, 'I was gonna ask you and then 'I was, God, you mentioned it like when was this written?

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz you said it was written in 85.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I also feel like our expectations for A' Children's book in 2010 were A' lot different than

Trey Gerrald:

Good point.

Chelsey Donn:

It still slaps with the children.

Chelsey Donn:

So where like what's the problem?

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's still like hitting that critical component, which 'I think is A' major Miss in

Chelsey Donn:

is to give A' certain amount of like ownership and understanding to the child

Chelsey Donn:

So it's like if you're reading A' book to somebody else, one just for like A' child detention

Chelsey Donn:

You don't have time to really like pull out A' narrative.

Chelsey Donn:

And two, it's gonna be something that is easy to capture in an illustration and

Chelsey Donn:

So it do, it's.

Chelsey Donn:

That you have to be an idiot or dumb or have A' brain full of rocks in order to like this book.

Chelsey Donn:

It's written for children with developing minds that want to be able

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

But to be fair, Eva Marie's point is.

Trey Gerrald:

, there's so not any substantive, substantive writing here that even A' crackhead could

Trey Gerrald:

Like why are you taking such A' hot take on that?

Trey Gerrald:

Like

Trey Gerrald:

it's A' Children's book.

Trey Gerrald:

Like

Chelsey Donn:

It's A' Children's book.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's not like

Trey Gerrald:

it

Trey Gerrald:

can't

Chelsey Donn:

supposed to be.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, like every children's book 'I feel like it's basically like an allegory, right?

Trey Gerrald:

there are, this is basically an allegory of like the Booz bourgeois Z 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Can't say that word.

Trey Gerrald:

Bourgeois Z.

Chelsey Donn:

or just like when you give somebody something, then they expect more, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like that, that's like something that happens in life is like, it starts with you

Trey Gerrald:

this is exactly the giving tree.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

It's the exact same story.

Chelsey Donn:

They're, yeah, they're always the same

Trey Gerrald:

What 'I, literally in live time.

Trey Gerrald:

Now I'm just having an epiphany.

Trey Gerrald:

It's literally the same story of the Giving Tree.

Chelsey Donn:

They're all the same.

Chelsey Donn:

It's always, it's like A' lesson, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like don't be the person that takes too much, or whatever it is.

Chelsey Donn:

There's just short lessons.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that it's crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just crazy to me that even Marie.

Chelsey Donn:

With full consciousness could talk at such length about the fact that their kid

Chelsey Donn:

That is good.

Trey Gerrald:

or like degrade at so hardcore when it's bringing joy to your child is like really

Chelsey Donn:

It's very strange.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, but just back to this whole point about like the low level of artistic

Trey Gerrald:

Like what are you, like, why are you so mad?

Chelsey Donn:

what I'm saying.

Chelsey Donn:

What are you mad at?

Chelsey Donn:

It's like, not like if this book was A' on the college syllabus, 'I

Chelsey Donn:

But this is like literally for this is gonna be the first book that A' lot of kids read.

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

It's meant to be easy.

Trey Gerrald:

So, all right, so then as, as far as valuable new and unique information,

Trey Gerrald:

That became such A' phenomenon.

Trey Gerrald:

And here 'I am like, okay, sure.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm hearing that maybe

Chelsey Donn:

But is that common?

Chelsey Donn:

Is that common?

Chelsey Donn:

Is that A' common?

Chelsey Donn:

Well, 'I know because you're very definitive on not wanting to have kids.

Chelsey Donn:

But you know, for people that are not definitive about that, who do wanna have kids

Chelsey Donn:

She ended the review saying, love you Juju,

Trey Gerrald:

Julie Bug

Chelsey Donn:

Julie Bug.

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Chelsey Donn:

So it's like, obviously.

Chelsey Donn:

, you know, A' Eva Marie loves her child and loves the fact that she has A' child

Chelsey Donn:

So do you think that most parents who love their children, who are very invested

Chelsey Donn:

Is that

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean, please call in.

Trey Gerrald:

Please, listeners, please literally pause right now and call in and tell us your

Trey Gerrald:

What is the effect?

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz we don't know, but.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean it does A', it does come off A' little, um, unbalanced.

Trey Gerrald:

It comes off like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Ill appropriate A' disproportionate to like what the topic is.

Trey Gerrald:

That's how it is sitting with me.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean even if it was like A' three star review and it was like,

Chelsey Donn:

If you ask me it's zero.

Chelsey Donn:

We compromise it three.

Trey Gerrald:

and being angry that you had to compromise with your not yet six year old.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, that's so weird.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like 'I do wanna share that This book, the addition that this review is for is 40 pages.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm imagining the first couple of pages are, are filler.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe the last page is like you know about, and then it's like double-sided.

Trey Gerrald:

But that's longer than 'I thought.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would be.

Chelsey Donn:

Longer than 'I thought 'I would be too

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean the spelling grammar here is to totally fine and perfect.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It is interesting to note that the smiley face is colon.

Trey Gerrald:

Is that A'?

Trey Gerrald:

A' A' Colon dash capital D.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like an energetic smiley face.

Chelsey Donn:

wow.

Chelsey Donn:

That's surprising.

Chelsey Donn:

In A'

Trey Gerrald:

Isn't it?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I?

Trey Gerrald:

Think this is totally shady.

Chelsey Donn:

Very, like very shady.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm having trouble 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Know that you gave the one value that you think is out of this review.

Chelsey Donn:

Being that A' parent can know it's A' sort of redundant experience, but I'm

Chelsey Donn:

Hundred percent shade to me.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean literally coming for the author.

Trey Gerrald:

literally coming for the author and, and, and A' really like below the belt way.

Chelsey Donn:

Saying that like A' Crackhead is smarter than the author or A' Bug.

Chelsey Donn:

Or A' Slug, or what the heck was that section?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you know what A' Water Bug is?

Chelsey Donn:

A' Water Bug 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel like I've heard of it before.

Chelsey Donn:

Is it like A' beetle?

Trey Gerrald:

What In the south?

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know where Eva Maria's from, but in the South we like call cockroaches

Trey Gerrald:

Yuck.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, so maybe they're from the

Chelsey Donn:

' Trey Gerrald: I.

Chelsey Donn:

mean we,

Chelsey Donn:

that that changes any 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know that that changes anything.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean we can't really deduce if it's common or typical.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I can't really imagine that most people are gonna have this much vitriol,

Trey Gerrald:

There are maybe Eva Marie is not the only person that hates it this much.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

It's just if you give A' mouse A' cookie 'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

You

Chelsey Donn:

not that deep

Trey Gerrald:

humor.

Trey Gerrald:

Were we entertained 'I?

Trey Gerrald:

Think Eva

Trey Gerrald:

Marie was trying to be funny, but

Chelsey Donn:

what 'I 'I was asking earlier.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you think that even Marie was trying to be funny?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think when they get into the, like, who can't write this?

Trey Gerrald:

Rocks can't 'I guess.

Trey Gerrald:

That sounds like

Chelsey Donn:

That's A'.

Chelsey Donn:

That was an attempted humor.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

but then it really derails with like playing down like

Chelsey Donn:

punching down.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not

Trey Gerrald:

dangling A' crack rock like it

Trey Gerrald:

is

Chelsey Donn:

was crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

touch.

Chelsey Donn:

Not good.

Chelsey Donn:

And ultimately the impact 'I feel like is the reverse of the star count.

Chelsey Donn:

You know?

Chelsey Donn:

So like, again, it's one of those situations where it is impactful, but it

Trey Gerrald:

well, before we Crown 'I, want to just read off all of the titles of the

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So the first one, if you give A' Mouse, A' Cookie was written in 1985 and

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

And that was if you give A' moose A' muffin.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Muffins were very popular in the nineties.

Trey Gerrald:

That's true.

Trey Gerrald:

And then seven years later, if you give A' Pig A' pancake,

Chelsey Donn:

Aw.

Chelsey Donn:

'I kinda like that.

Trey Gerrald:

if you take A' Mouse to the movies, oh, they did A' Little Switch there.

Trey Gerrald:

If you take A' Mouse to school, that doesn't seem to follow the alliteration, but okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, if you give A' Pig A' party, If you give A' cat A' cupcake, if you give A' dog

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

there's also A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Bunch of other ones like Mouse became their own star.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like the best mouse cookie.

Trey Gerrald:

Merry Christmas mouse.

Trey Gerrald:

Time for school Mouse.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, happy Valentine's Day Mouse.

Trey Gerrald:

Happy Easter Mouse.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess mouse is not Jewish.

Trey Gerrald:

Happy it's Pumpkin Day Mouse.

Trey Gerrald:

Happy Birthday Mouse.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so

Trey Gerrald:

there's A', lot of

Chelsey Donn:

so there's A', lot of mouse stuff.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, that's the thing is like 'I guess we don't need to feel that bad for the author.

Chelsey Donn:

Clearly they're fine.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that's what I'm saying.

Trey Gerrald:

Eva Marie, you're wrong here.

Trey Gerrald:

This person is A' success.

Trey Gerrald:

Who cares what your thoughts are on it?

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

And that's, that brings me back to the entire, the first point that 'I made, which is that like,

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe it would be great.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe you would be better.

Chelsey Donn:

Like put your money where your mouth is.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe the lesson here is you're trying too hard.

Trey Gerrald:

Stick with something that is very simple.

Trey Gerrald:

Just go with, if you give A' pig A' pancake, bitch,

Chelsey Donn:

Come

Trey Gerrald:

if you give A' chick A'.

Trey Gerrald:

If you give A' Chick A', Cheerio,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think 'I can crown Eva.

Trey Gerrald:

Marie, how do you

Chelsey Donn:

I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating to school.

Chelsey Donn:

One crown and one crown.

Chelsey Donn:

The Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn:

We did it again.

Chelsey Donn:

'I will start.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

This one crown.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll just go ahead and say it.

Chelsey Donn:

It's for Julia.

Chelsey Donn:

That's it.

Chelsey Donn:

crown is for Julia.

Chelsey Donn:

This was zero Crowns and for inflation of A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Julia.

Chelsey Donn:

Count.

Chelsey Donn:

'I gave it one, but 'I can't give any crowns to Eva Marie cuz 'I just don't agree with the.

Chelsey Donn:

The whole assessment and 'I don't agree with the delivery.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I just 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

It's yucky and messy and shady.

Chelsey Donn:

And so that was why 'I went with One Crown.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Hope you're in good therapy.

Chelsey Donn:

Is that wrong to say 'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't mean to pass judgment like that, but 'I 'I hope that you've worked through your

Chelsey Donn:

All righty.

Chelsey Donn:

So Trey, why one crown?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I said one Crown as well.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I can hear.

Trey Gerrald:

'I can suss through 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It's saying more about Eva Marie than it is about the book.

Trey Gerrald:

It's possible Eva.

Trey Gerrald:

Marie's sense of humor is getting lost in the passage of time, and

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

It seems cuckoo bananas to.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

one star is simply because 'I can hear that maybe the redundancy is annoying when

Trey Gerrald:

And you're like, I'm repeating the same sentence over and over.

Trey Gerrald:

What do you mean?

Trey Gerrald:

But it's like, that's your journey.

Trey Gerrald:

You chose to

Chelsey Donn:

But that's really more of A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Complaint, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

About parenthood.

Trey Gerrald:

and you know, so maybe it's like gonna be an annoying book.

Trey Gerrald:

You're gonna hate your life.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Just think it's like A' children's book.

Trey Gerrald:

Like if you give A' mouse A' cookie, like who cares?

Trey Gerrald:

But also the one crown, cuz it's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Really big swing and 'I appreciate um, Eva Marie's crazy, um, opinion here.

Trey Gerrald:

It's kind of funny.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's why 'I

Chelsey Donn:

Even when it's A', swing and A', miss

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Literally.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's why 'I said one star A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Yi.

Chelsey Donn:

Great.

Chelsey Donn:

Love it when we're unanimous like that.

Chelsey Donn:

It's great.

Chelsey Donn:

That was fun 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Good Reads review.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm so glad you brought this in.

Chelsey Donn:

Again.

Chelsey Donn:

'I had been A' while 'I was hoping that you were gonna bring in another one soon.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just love how passionate people

Trey Gerrald:

'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

on that page.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think that we should write A' Children's book

Chelsey Donn:

We could, or if you give, if you give A' Queen A' podcast

Trey Gerrald:

you give A' Queen A' quarter.

Chelsey Donn:

we could.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

My Queens, we have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER:

My Royal.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

So I've been thinking about this for A' while, and it is time for me to induct pharmacy staff.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyone that works at A' Pharmacy, I'm inducting you as My Royal Highness because 'I have A'

Chelsey Donn:

and at the pharmacy and 'I have

Trey Gerrald:

Mmm.

Chelsey Donn:

some just like nasty behavior from people that are going to the pharmacy and maybe

Chelsey Donn:

Or maybe they, you know, think that they're supposed to have something that they don't have,

Chelsey Donn:

People are so angry and they take all of that anger out.

Chelsey Donn:

On these pharmacy workers who are very important, you know, like, think about how critical they are.

Chelsey Donn:

You need your medication, you need something, and they are showing up to work

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I don't think enough people.

Chelsey Donn:

Are saying Thank you, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think they're complaining at them.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I wanted to take this platform, which is the only real platform that 'I have, and take this

Chelsey Donn:

See you 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

See what you deal with every day.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not right.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I wanna take this time to say, 'I appreciate you and everything that

Chelsey Donn:

So thank you, thank you, thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, thank you pharmacy staff.

Chelsey Donn:

You're my Royal.

Chelsey Donn:

High.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean A' way to hit the nail on the head.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, hello, such an important job.

Trey Gerrald:

They're like literally doing like decimal points and like, you know, magical.

Trey Gerrald:

Science and like chopping and dealing with consul controlled substances.

Trey Gerrald:

Like there's such A' level of integrity that's required and there's like such A'

Trey Gerrald:

Not to mention we came, we this pandemic conversation and you're

Trey Gerrald:

Keeping your immune system healthy while you're like

Chelsey Donn:

Flu shots.

Trey Gerrald:

Like all of it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean, it's really, and yes, like just managing energy on top of managing

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, kudos.

Trey Gerrald:

Kudos.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you so much,

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, ChelseyBD, do you think that we have A' little time left for A' Royal review?

Chelsey Donn:

We always have time for A'

VOICEOVER:

Maybe it's time for some.

VOICEOVER:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so today we have A' Royal Review from User Clean, John.

Trey Gerrald:

on Apple Podcasts.

Trey Gerrald:

So Clean.

Trey Gerrald:

John spelled j A' W n Rights.

Trey Gerrald:

Great.

Trey Gerrald:

Listen, five stars.

Trey Gerrald:

Trey and ChelseyBD have such great chemistry and 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Feel like 'I can listen to them all day.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank

Trey Gerrald:

That's so night.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, we were just talking about chemistry and

Chelsey Donn:

We were just talking about chemistry.

Chelsey Donn:

Look at.

Trey Gerrald:

we're the pharmacists of podcast.

Chelsey Donn:

all roads lead back to chem to chemistry.

Chelsey Donn:

If you give A' mouse A' pill 'I, don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, clean John

Trey Gerrald:

A' pharmacist A' pill,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

John, thank you so much for your kind five star review.

Chelsey Donn:

We really, really appreciate it.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, so glad that you enjoy listening to our show and you can pick up on this

Chelsey Donn:

'I am delighted to be able to share this show with you, Trey, and I'm delighted

Trey Gerrald:

Now let's go get our beakers and let's put some, uh, things under the microscope.

Chelsey Donn:

Ooh.

Trey Gerrald:

What else is

Trey Gerrald:

chemistry?

Chelsey Donn:

Better put that on A' Petri dish.

Trey Gerrald:

you go.

Trey Gerrald:

Fungus, bacteria.

Chelsey Donn:

gross.

Chelsey Donn:

There's fungus among

Trey Gerrald:

Fungus among us.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, well thank you Clean John.

Trey Gerrald:

We would appreciate it.

Trey Gerrald:

And if you would like your chance listener to be featured as A' Royal reviewer, then please go

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, but Apple Podcast does help A' lot.

Chelsey Donn:

If you happen to wanna leave A' review there, just say it.

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We've made it super easy though with A' cute link.

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Love the podcast.com/the Review Queen.

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So hit it up.

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And you can also just click that little link in our show description below.

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doubly.

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peasy.

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All right, well we did A' Queen.

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That is another round on the R u A' Crackhead RQ Ferris wheel of dangling

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And we love you Ju.

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June

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Oh my God.

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We are really meeting that explicit title that this podcast has, has earned.

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Thank you so much for joining us today.

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If you like what you heard, if you like give A' mouse A' cookie, then please tell A' friend.

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Where even A' $1 tip is much appreciated.

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If you don't give A' Queen A' dollar

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Give A' Queen A' times A' million.

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and 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

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on today's after show podcast.

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We are reading and reviewing A' four star review from Yelp for Clover

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Ooh.

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out what made Trey say

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Oh my God.

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If 'I was A' mouse, 'I would be A' A' fat as A' Goose.

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And to find out what made ChelseyBD say,

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that goes your social life.

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Yeah, of course.

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'I thought of that immediately.

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'I love.

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Clueless

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Then you gotta become A' member of our Patreon over at Review That Review dot com

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Oh, and make sure you remember

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Ignore the haters.

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You're A' Queen.

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Jen non-specific Queen.

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I'm A'

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that?

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Oh, you're eating A'.

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' Trey Gerrald: I.

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Mean A' A' Cookie.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Bye Queens.

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By Queens

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

VOICEOVER:

As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora, and our theme song was written by Joe

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'I just remembered when you told that story about how you had that mouse.

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Oh my

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That mouse was after your cookies,

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A' That mouse was after Bella's cookies, actually.

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All right.

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Aaron Schroeder, if you're listening, hello and thank you.

About the Podcast

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Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey
A comedy podcast rating reviewing, and hilariously dissecting online reviews, uncovering the outrageous stories behind the stars.

About your hosts

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Trey Gerrald

Actor | Writer | Human-Person
Review Queen 👑
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Chelsey Donn

Actress | Comedian | Writer
Review Queen 👑