Episode 94
Episode 94: Female Urinal
The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for a Female Urinal. Chelsey wants Linda and Carl to shush, Trey hates your success skit-skat wordplay, and the Queens love pink. YUCKS! Queendom Question: Would you watch a Merry Little Rocky Horror Show?
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Chelsey Donn:'I was like, how do 'I do that?
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Trey Gerrald:ChelseyBD, how are ya?
Chelsey Donn:'I am good.
Chelsey Donn:'I went to A' birthday party this weekend, which was fun.
Chelsey Donn:I'm wearing A' very presidential shirt today.
Chelsey Donn:I'm
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:See
Chelsey Donn:Biden Harris shirt and it was my friend Grace's birthday and she just
Chelsey Donn:So that was kind of A' creative moment.
Trey Gerrald:Very cute,
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, 'I liked it.
Chelsey Donn:A' lot and 'I got this cute pin
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Love
Chelsey Donn:friend of the pod.
Chelsey Donn:Grace.
Trey Gerrald:Happy birthday, grace
Chelsey Donn:Happy birthday, grace.
Chelsey Donn:Belated birthday, grace.
Chelsey Donn:But excited to be here with you.
Chelsey Donn:Trey, how was your week?
Trey Gerrald:'I had A'.
Trey Gerrald:Good week.
Trey Gerrald:You know, life is chugging along.
Trey Gerrald:'I just love 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Love like 'I love spring.
Trey Gerrald:But spring is so short.
Trey Gerrald:It's like almost nonexistent.
Trey Gerrald:But 'I just feel like there's always like this sense of like, there's promise around the corner.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:To things are blooming.
Trey Gerrald:And 'I know that my.
Trey Gerrald:When is the start of spring, isn't it like the 21st or something?
Trey Gerrald:'I feel like we literally did this last year, but 'I know that my grandmother's birthday
Trey Gerrald:So 'I always
Chelsey Donn:the first day of summer
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Think we definitely did
Chelsey Donn:we did this.
Chelsey Donn:This
Trey Gerrald:It is.
Trey Gerrald:So, you know, as someone who consumes podcasts, 'I never understood when like,
Trey Gerrald:You know, it's like you're listening to the conversation.
Trey Gerrald:It's in your head.
Trey Gerrald:It's very personal.
Trey Gerrald:You feel like you're A' part of it, and it's your choice to listen.
Trey Gerrald:So then like you have an attachment that's very different.
Trey Gerrald:being the person that's doing it.
Trey Gerrald:Because so many times, like my favorite podcasts, they'll like not remember telling
Trey Gerrald:So, but it is really wild because we always have to have A', Complaint,
Trey Gerrald:We always have something to indu.
Trey Gerrald:Like there is this sense of like, 'I can't even, and 'I started A' spreadsheet very early on, but
Chelsey Donn:it is.
Chelsey Donn:It can be hard to keep track of everything.
Trey Gerrald:Forget, like 'I Forget.
Chelsey Donn:know 'I have amnesia after recording.
Chelsey Donn:But anyway, point is spraying in like A' Lion out like A' Lamb.
Chelsey Donn:all that
Trey Gerrald:Sing like A' Flower.
Trey Gerrald:Sing like A' Bee Sing like A'.
Trey Gerrald:What is that song?
Chelsey Donn:fly.
Chelsey Donn:Like A', butterfly sting, like A' bee something.
Chelsey Donn:We're good at things.
Trey Gerrald:What song is that?
Chelsey Donn:'I Dunno.
Chelsey Donn:Trey.
Trey Gerrald:Call in, let us know.
Trey Gerrald:One eight, five, zero review.
Trey Gerrald:Zero.
Trey Gerrald:All right, well, ChelseyBD, should we take our confusion, amnesia and turn it
Trey Gerrald:Are you ready to.
VOICEOVER:Lodge, A', Complaint.
Chelsey Donn:'I am ready to Lodge A, Complaint and 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't even care if I've said this before, cuz when 'I wrote it down, 'I was like, maybe 'I did.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe 'I didn't.
Chelsey Donn:It's worth repeating.
Chelsey Donn:You're watching A' show with A' friend, A' parent A', significant other.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe A' new acquaintance.
Chelsey Donn:You're watching the show together, okay?
Chelsey Donn:You're both experiencing it together, and then that person starts asking you
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know, Linda, are we not watching the same thing?
Chelsey Donn:Why are you gonna interrupt my putting together of the pieces?
Chelsey Donn:With your question, if you have A' question, 'I probably have the same one.
Chelsey Donn:We're watching the same thing.
Chelsey Donn:And if you're not paying attention, then that is on you.
Chelsey Donn:Why are you interrupting my experience of A' Show, which 'I consider pretty sacred to ask
Chelsey Donn:And even if 'I did know 'I, really don't wanna be interrupted right now to tell you.
Chelsey Donn:So it's annoying and please stop doing.
Trey Gerrald:There really are certain people that verbalize and communicate
Chelsey Donn:the whole time.
Trey Gerrald:during watching things.
Trey Gerrald:It's very weird.
Trey Gerrald:There really are people that do that.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:And sometimes it is like older generations, which is annoying, but like
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know, but like, still annoying.
Chelsey Donn:Whether it's A' your own,
Trey Gerrald:Why'd they say
Chelsey Donn:you know?
Chelsey Donn:Why did they say that?
Chelsey Donn:Why did they do, did she do this?
Chelsey Donn:Do you think she did that?
Chelsey Donn:'I?
Chelsey Donn:Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:Let's find out.
Chelsey Donn:Shall.
Trey Gerrald:Well, you know, this is sort of an extension of why 'I can't do like drag race
Trey Gerrald:Carl 'I want to know what happens on the show
Chelsey Donn:can talk about it over A' cocktail after.
Trey Gerrald:on the commercial break?
Trey Gerrald:Like 'I don't need your running commentary.
Trey Gerrald:Like, you're not as A', you're not as funny as you think you are.
Trey Gerrald:B, who cares what you think?
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I might, but not.
Trey Gerrald:While I'm digesting it myself, don't interrupt my experience.
Chelsey Donn:This is like the highlight of my week.
Chelsey Donn:You know what 'I mean?
Chelsey Donn:Like, let me just enjoy this
Trey Gerrald:The only time, the only time.
Trey Gerrald:These sort of running comment.
Trey Gerrald:'I think are fully acceptable and funny are Lifetime Christmas movies.
Chelsey Donn:A'.
Chelsey Donn:Hundred percent.
Trey Gerrald:That's really fun because 'I feel like part of that experience
Chelsey Donn:'I mean, that's almost like A' rocky Horror moment where you're like,
Trey Gerrald:Oh,
Chelsey Donn:But no, like when I'm watching A' show, like right now I'm watching poker face,
Chelsey Donn:And you know, there's like, it's A' mystery element or like unfolding storylines.
Chelsey Donn:Like things are happening.
Chelsey Donn:Like, don't ask me questions.
Chelsey Donn:I'm like picking up on clues here.
Chelsey Donn:I'm being.
Chelsey Donn:Harriet, the spy, and you're interrupting my ability to figure out what's going on.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, I'm trying to figure out 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Wonder if I'm guilty of that.
Trey Gerrald:'I feel like 'I might, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Wonder if 'I do that to David.
Chelsey Donn:Ask David.
Chelsey Donn:David 'I know you're listening.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Listen, we're all guilty.
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I know that I'm this person.
Chelsey Donn:If I'm like around 'I, 'I, don't even wanna say just A' guy, cuz 'I
Chelsey Donn:But when I'm around people that really like sports and 'I like have no idea what's
Chelsey Donn:And I'm like, what's happening here?
Chelsey Donn:What's that?
Chelsey Donn:What's that?
Chelsey Donn:But to me, and maybe I'm wrong, like that feels less.
Chelsey Donn:'I 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:It's like it's easier to be like they got the first down again than
Chelsey Donn:Is that like she entered this relationship with this person?
Chelsey Donn:Like, I'm not explaining this whole plot to you right
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Whatever.
Chelsey Donn:We're all guilty of the things we complain about, but
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Guess that is true.
Trey Gerrald:Oh God,
Chelsey Donn:still gonna complain.
Trey Gerrald:I've never thought about that.
Chelsey Donn:It's true.
Chelsey Donn:It's okay.
Chelsey Donn:'I can be both guilty and annoyed at the same
Trey Gerrald:Are you also guilty of several episodes back throwing pee out of A' moving car.
Chelsey Donn:That I've never done,
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:but I'm sure I've like probably inadvertently littered 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know,
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Sure.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:No 'I agree.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Hear your Complaint.
Trey Gerrald:It is so annoying, especially when it's like repeated over and over and 'I.
Trey Gerrald:It's like, just stop.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know you're affecting my experience in the movie.
Trey Gerrald:Stop
Chelsey Donn:Yes, exactly.
Chelsey Donn:Ugh.
Trey Gerrald:on the opposite end of this.
Trey Gerrald:It is also annoying when like little kids turn into zombies and they can't
Trey Gerrald:That's also
Chelsey Donn:That is also annoying.
Chelsey Donn:Been there too.
Chelsey Donn:So that's my Complaint this week.
Chelsey Donn:That was sort of fresh in my mind.
Chelsey Donn:How about you Trey?
Chelsey Donn:Have you been storing up A'?
Chelsey Donn:Complaint for the spring?
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:Actually I've had this for A' Little bit and 'I felt A' little self-conscious about sharing
Trey Gerrald:'I have this pet peeve.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't like it when people who are employed as professional Broadway performers, 'I don't like
Chelsey Donn:What
Trey Gerrald:It happens when it's like you're hanging out and you're friends and they're
Chelsey Donn:is that A' thing that people say?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, some.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I'm trying to break down the psychology of what 'I think.
Trey Gerrald:It 'I like 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Think it's
Chelsey Donn:Is it like when people go to Harvard and they're like, 'I went to college in Boston?
Trey Gerrald:I've never met any idiot who went to an Ivy League school that didn't tell
Chelsey Donn:Really?
Trey Gerrald:heard anyone say, oh, 'I went to A' school in
Chelsey Donn:Oh, that's the whole thing.
Chelsey Donn:Trey, that's like A' widely known thing that like people that go to Harvard or whatever
Chelsey Donn:Like,
Trey Gerrald:maybe in California, but.
Trey Gerrald:Where 'I am, it's like literally the same as being vegan.
Trey Gerrald:How do you know if someone went to A' Ivy League school?
Trey Gerrald:They're gonna tell you seven times in the conversation.
Chelsey Donn:funny, interesting.
Chelsey Donn:'I definitely most Okay,
Trey Gerrald:That's actually A'.
Trey Gerrald:That's also another Complaint of mine.
Chelsey Donn:do you think the idea is if 'I say, I'm doing A' little skit, it
Chelsey Donn:Not that it's gross to say that you're on Broadway, but like it feels less braggy.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:'I think that there's probably some psychology around like, when your friend group is
Chelsey Donn:not there feel bad about themselves or something.
Trey Gerrald:that's one.
Trey Gerrald:Another one might also sort of be like to just sort of.
Chelsey Donn:Minimize.
Trey Gerrald:Minimize maybe, or be cutesy like 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:It's just like it's A' thing.
Trey Gerrald:A' and, and I'm gonna go there.
Trey Gerrald:But 'I think it is sort of A' kind of A' thing about A' certain demographic
Trey Gerrald:Conservatories where they have little inside clicky references and names and slogans
Trey Gerrald:Lot of things, and one of them is gotta go do my skit.
Trey Gerrald:Diva, go into the skit.
Chelsey Donn:Michigan or something.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know maybe
Trey Gerrald:Any of them.
Chelsey Donn:any of them.
Trey Gerrald:It bothers me.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't like it and 'I wanna call it out and I'm trying to 'I don't know if it's sour grapes, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:It's just something about, something feels condescending, about belittling it.
Chelsey Donn:Well, cuz 'I don't want.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah cuz it feels like, it's like if you like, can't you just be like, gotta go do the show.
Chelsey Donn:Or 'I wish 'I could stay, you know, 'I have to run to the theater.
Chelsey Donn:'I feel like that is like less.
Chelsey Donn:Gross 'I mean like gotta do the skit.
Chelsey Donn:You know what 'I mean?
Chelsey Donn:Like don't you think if you were with somebody and you were like out to dinner and they
Chelsey Donn:That would be like less like yucky.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I'm trying to think like 'I wonder if 'I reversed
Chelsey Donn:Or even if you're like, gotta go to work 'I guess.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, but I'm, I'm thinking what if 'I reversed it and 'I like saw them in
Trey Gerrald:Love the cute little skit, like 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Wonder how they would feel about that.
Chelsey Donn:Horrible
Trey Gerrald:And no 'I know that.
Trey Gerrald:It's just like A' cutesy, like, oh, look at me like being like cutesy about how
Trey Gerrald:But anyway, it's pet peeve.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Have it on my list.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't like it.
Trey Gerrald:Don't call your Broadway show.
Trey Gerrald:A' Sketch.
Chelsey Donn:'I 'I, get it.
Chelsey Donn:It's not A' skit.
Chelsey Donn:There is something that's called A' skit.
Chelsey Donn:Let's not demean the skit by making it this
Trey Gerrald:Oh, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Wait.
Trey Gerrald:'I just thought of another.
Trey Gerrald:Okay, great.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:I've literally thought of two complaints in this
Chelsey Donn:Oh my God, I'm so happy for
Trey Gerrald:so that's that.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Okay, great.
Chelsey Donn:Well, now that we've gotten those things off of our chest that are clearly bothering us
Trey Gerrald:let's do it.
VOICEOVER:Review, That, Review.
Chelsey Donn:As you know, we are your trusty review Queens.
Chelsey Donn:We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
Trey Gerrald:We read you A' review.
Trey Gerrald:We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.
Trey Gerrald:It's A' very regal process that ChelseyBD and 'I love to call.
VOICEOVER:Assess, That, Kvetch.
Chelsey Donn:Love to call it that.
Chelsey Donn:So, Trey, what have you brought in for us today?
Trey Gerrald:'I have A' five star Amazon review,
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:and this actually came to me from something we talked about 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Believe it's episode 90, maybe it's it's A' Complaint that you brought in.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:When 'I was editing 'I, 'I was like, oh, maybe 'I should
Trey Gerrald:So today I'm reading A' five star Amazon Review for A' female urination device,
Chelsey Donn:God.
Trey Gerrald:female urinal, silicone funnel urine cups portable urinal
Trey Gerrald:Not funeral.
Chelsey Donn:Funeral
Trey Gerrald:Standing up to Pee Funnel, reusable women.
Trey Gerrald:Pee funnel, outdoor activities, camping, fuchsia.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Love that.
Chelsey Donn:It's fuchsia.
VOICEOVER:It's super coloristic A'.
Chelsey Donn:Does it come in A'?
Chelsey Donn:Lot of other colors as well.
Trey Gerrald:Well, I'm gonna hold on that
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:and you'll see why.
Trey Gerrald:So just so you know, this product has 16,539 reviews, and the average is 4.4 out of five.
Trey Gerrald:Today's review is by Tiffany M five Star Review, written January 30th, 2023.
Chelsey Donn:Wow.
Chelsey Donn:So recent.
Trey Gerrald:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:verified purchase and their subject is, works well, would buy again.
Trey Gerrald:and here we are.
Trey Gerrald:This is what Tiffany's five star opinion
Chelsey Donn:All right,
Trey Gerrald:the female urinal works like it says.
Trey Gerrald:Here are the things 'I noticed.
Trey Gerrald:One 'I really cupped it because 'I read A' review where she said, you need to make
Chelsey Donn:Yikes.
Trey Gerrald:You said Yucks.
Chelsey Donn:Yucks,
Trey Gerrald:Yikes.
Chelsey Donn:yucks.
Chelsey Donn:Yikes.
Chelsey Donn:Yikes.
Chelsey Donn:Yikes.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:However, 'I Cupped too much.
Chelsey Donn:Oh no.
Trey Gerrald:and there was no airflow, so it starts to 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Guess Gasp for air the same way A' two liter bottle does when you dump it out too fast.
Trey Gerrald:It like gulps.
Chelsey Donn:no.
Trey Gerrald:However, it still didn't spill and still worked.
Trey Gerrald:'I just gave it A'.
Trey Gerrald:Little layer at the top, not A'.
Trey Gerrald:Problem the case.
Trey Gerrald:'I just wish it was waterproof instead of resistant.
Trey Gerrald:Not because 'I really need it to be because 'I run water through it to rinse
Trey Gerrald:Three 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Wish it came in like A' olive or A' Green color.
Trey Gerrald:So it doesn't stick out and grab attention behind A' Bush, you know, blend in
Trey Gerrald:Overall, 'I would by again, and I'm very happy with it.
Chelsey Donn:Omg.
Chelsey Donn:This is hilarious.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Love that you tracked down this item for this review.
Chelsey Donn:So funny, like 'I knew that this A', this like existed but never thought
Chelsey Donn:So do we think that Tiffany is using this like while camping?
Trey Gerrald:Very, very good question.
Trey Gerrald:So it does show up as like the number one accessory for hiking and camping, and then it
Chelsey Donn:Oh, okay.
Chelsey Donn:And is it like collab, like what are those, like collapsible funnels.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:So basically the number two that they're talking about here, the case, it's basically like those
Trey Gerrald:Like, it's like A' cheap little plastic that has the little cords that you cinch,
Chelsey Donn:those are like velvet,
Trey Gerrald:right?
Trey Gerrald:This is like cheap plastic.
Trey Gerrald:This is like what you would get, like A'
Chelsey Donn:It's like when you have one of those like coats that like fold into itself, you know?
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:That it's exactly like that.
Trey Gerrald:And the funnel is like, they, it does full A' like, um, accordions.
Chelsey Donn:yeah, yeah.
Trey Gerrald:So it accordions into itself.
Trey Gerrald:And then you flip it like A', like A' taco, like into
Chelsey Donn:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:And then you can sort of scrunch that right taco and then you put it in the bag.
Trey Gerrald:So, . Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:So the color question that you asked immediately, cuz this one is fuchsia
Trey Gerrald:And literally there's five color options and one of them is green,
Chelsey Donn:Oh, interesting.
Trey Gerrald:but there are other companies, this is for specifically the Sun and A'
Trey Gerrald:You know, they all look exactly the
Chelsey Donn:sure.
Chelsey Donn:I'm sure they're all the same, the
Trey Gerrald:And some of them are camo color, some of them are black.
Trey Gerrald:They, Tiffany specifically bought this fuchsia color one, so
Chelsey Donn:But maybe like at the time, A' purchase or whatever it was like only listed
Chelsey Donn:I'm not sure.
Chelsey Donn:But that is interesting that it does appear to be available.
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:And like you were saying before, like you never thought to look this up, but you know
Trey Gerrald:'I thought it was like A' joke thing.
Chelsey Donn:No, it's definitely A' real product number one in its entirety.
Chelsey Donn:Really funny, like had me like in stitches, like just the visual of it.
Chelsey Donn:Like first of all it's like, all right, we did our research and we found
Chelsey Donn:But then we like overplayed our hand, pun intended, and the like analogy of the soda bottle
Chelsey Donn:Look, it just, oh my God.
Chelsey Donn:So funny, so descriptive and interesting.
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know, really liked almost the entirety of number one.
Trey Gerrald:It occurs to me, this is gross, but 'I feel like 'I would be skived
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I'm just like, I'm not someone that's very good at like peeing outside or peeing in
Trey Gerrald:but, so, but these are large, so they are like, the mouth is
Chelsey Donn:Everything is right.
Chelsey Donn:Covered.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Interesting that this is A' five star review and we kind of did feel A', little bit complaining.
Chelsey Donn:'I feel like with the, even like with the list, the things that we were pointing out.
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:It's A' five star review, but you've structured your review as A' list
Chelsey Donn:Exactly.
Chelsey Donn:So that's super interesting.
Trey Gerrald:Well, so what do you think of that as like you, the Queen of the compliment sandwich.
Chelsey Donn:'I do like it.
Chelsey Donn:, you know, in A' way because 'I think that it makes me think that it's more realistic.
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I don't, this could, I'm sure if you like did your digging through this product,
Chelsey Donn:So 'I think it's good that it's A' five star review and it feels realistic.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I like that, 'I just do think Totally.
Chelsey Donn:It's interesting.
Trey Gerrald:Well, you know, speaking.
Trey Gerrald:Compliment sandwich.
Trey Gerrald:This literally is the first sentence says it works.
Trey Gerrald:Like it says, here are the things 'I noticed, like that fits on one line.
Trey Gerrald:It doesn't even fill the whole line.
Trey Gerrald:And then, Bullet 0.1 has five lines.
Trey Gerrald:Two has two lines.
Trey Gerrald:Three has three lines, and then it ends with one line saying overall 'I would bite again.
Trey Gerrald:I'm very happy with it.
Trey Gerrald:So it really is structured like A' sandwich, except it's like the triple burger,
Chelsey Donn:going A', cat's deli and getting one
Trey Gerrald:so
Chelsey Donn:sandwiches with, with like two pounds of roast beef in the
Trey Gerrald:right?
Trey Gerrald:Where you're like, 'I will break my jaw trying to open my mouth.
Trey Gerrald:You.
Chelsey Donn:right?
Trey Gerrald:My mouth is gonna gulp like A' two liter A' bottle.
Chelsey Donn:or like A'.
Chelsey Donn:Two firmly pressed funnel.
Trey Gerrald:So do you think there's any value, like do you think that
Chelsey Donn:'I do.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean, again, the all of section one 'I think is interesting because it's
Chelsey Donn:'I did my research.
Chelsey Donn:This is what 'I was told to do.
Chelsey Donn:Apparently 'I took the note too far.
Chelsey Donn:So this is how 'I would've adjusted, right?
Chelsey Donn:It's more like, Tiffany giving like just further user instructions.
Chelsey Donn:'I think that's like kind of queenly new information because 'I would imagine that
Chelsey Donn:There's A', little bit of A' learning curve.
Chelsey Donn:Here was my.
Trey Gerrald:right?
Chelsey Donn:because everything other than saying 'I wish the case were, you know,
Chelsey Donn:'I think like, those are like little things that didn't ultimately affect
Chelsey Donn:So 'I think the item is working great.
Chelsey Donn:The learning curve is the, is present, which 'I would imagine, like 'I would
Trey Gerrald:Oh.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Totally.
Trey Gerrald:See how that's true.
Trey Gerrald:The case thing like 'I really am getting, and 'I did watch like A' video on the page.
Trey Gerrald:That maybe is helping to inform me A' little bit better, but like 'I think because
Chelsey Donn:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:that's why the bag is so cheap and then it's like thin vinyl, plastic or whatever.
Chelsey Donn:Right, right,
Trey Gerrald:sure, maybe that's water resistant or it's, but it's
Trey Gerrald:It's like you're peeing through this, you're flushing it out with water from like your
Trey Gerrald:So like you do, like, you don't wanna put A' damp thing into this bag and then put that bag
Trey Gerrald:But the product is so cheap that like, you're not really going to, like,
Chelsey Donn:It's not A' deal.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, it's not A' deal breaker, but it's just sort of like this was, 'I can imagine that
Trey Gerrald:Mm-hmm.
Chelsey Donn:Yep.
Chelsey Donn:This to like your hiking backpack or something like that.
Chelsey Donn:It might be like kind of weird that it's wet or A', little like uncomfortable,
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:'I mean?
Chelsey Donn:errors.
Trey Gerrald:Mm.
Trey Gerrald:They don't always do punctuation marks.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:but there's A'.
Trey Gerrald:Lot of commas and A'.
Trey Gerrald:Semicolon.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah,
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:So pretty good on the spelling and grammar and also like 'I do, even
Chelsey Donn:Lists in negative reviews.
Chelsey Donn:Although 'I guess they, they're in positive reviews too.
Chelsey Donn:'I do like that as A' structure.
Chelsey Donn:'I feel like it kind of keeps things organized.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I think 'I sort of categorize that under spelling and grammar as well.
Chelsey Donn:And 'I, 'I do believe, um, Tiffany 'I don't think there's any reason to doubt the truthfulness
Trey Gerrald:no.
Trey Gerrald:'I believe.
Trey Gerrald:'I believe Tiffany too.
Trey Gerrald:And like as far as the like common fluke, typical, like the first sentence is it works like it says.
Trey Gerrald:So then these are just like opinions, basically like, like the whole
Trey Gerrald:Like 'I actually kind of think is actually useful, unique information here because you
Trey Gerrald:Like 'I don't want
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Cuz when you first said fusion, the baby 'I was like, oh, cute.
Chelsey Donn:And then I'm thinking like, oh, you're right.
Chelsey Donn:Like if you're like in the middle of the woods trying to be like discreet or whatever
Chelsey Donn:Alert.
Chelsey Donn:Alert, you know.
Trey Gerrald:But we're so programmed culturally that like the camo, I'm not gonna buy as
Trey Gerrald:Like we're so programmed into the meaning
Chelsey Donn:And even like 'I mean not to go there, but to go there short.
Chelsey Donn:Like A', lot of vibrators for women.
Chelsey Donn:It's like they're A' magenta, they're purple.
Chelsey Donn:They're, you know, there is something about like when we, when we're getting involved
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:And this whole product, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I mean it's called A', female Urinal.
Trey Gerrald:So we don't need it to be
Chelsey Donn:We don't need it to be.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I agree.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think that is, you know, sort of interesting.
Chelsey Donn:Uh, 'I was laughing.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean, 'I thought it was funny.
Chelsey Donn:'I thought the humor was there in an appropriate way that didn't feel like it
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:'I really 'I mean the, it's really like the gulping and the gasping,
Chelsey Donn:The soda and the descriptive language and all that 'I enjoyed.
Trey Gerrald:and the impact deal.
Trey Gerrald:'I mean they, even Tiffany says they would, they would buy it again and they're happy with it, so.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think the impact is like good 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think that it's maybe if somebody was like on the fence about whether or not
Chelsey Donn:Just because it's like further, you know, letting you know how to properly use it.
Chelsey Donn:If you're feeling A', little apprehensive.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, 'I, but 'I feel A'.
Trey Gerrald:Little bit like the impact of this review, even with just visually, it's like so much more about
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:it, the impact A' little bit is like, okay, but these are like the things that
Trey Gerrald:Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:It's very interesting
Chelsey Donn:It just to, it's just tonally, 'I, think not what we're used to in A'.
Chelsey Donn:One star review in A', sorry, in A' five star review.
Chelsey Donn:But like 'I was saying, you know, with the compliment sandwich and all that
Chelsey Donn:Refreshing.
Chelsey Donn:Cuz sometimes when you have these reviews that are just lists and they're like, one, it's fantastic.
Chelsey Donn:Two, it is great.
Chelsey Donn:Three, it is fabulous, and four, get it now.
Chelsey Donn:Like you're just like, this is not real, you know?
Chelsey Donn:So the that impact for me is that even though there is A' part of it that feels like I'm
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:And they say it works.
Trey Gerrald:Like it says, here are the things 'I noticed.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:So it isn't even necessarily here are through things 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Chelsey Donn:and 'I think that that's true.
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I, think A'.
Chelsey Donn:Lot of products that 'I bought that 'I love or that I've learned to love.
Chelsey Donn:It's like when 'I first use them, there is like, there's A' learning curve.
Chelsey Donn:You're like, oh, when 'I first bought it, 'I was doing this.
Chelsey Donn:Then 'I realized, don't do that.
Chelsey Donn:Do this.
Chelsey Donn:And then it's like the most amazing thing 'I ever had.
Trey Gerrald:It's very similar to the St.
Trey Gerrald:Patrick's day after show last week,
Chelsey Donn:Right?
Chelsey Donn:Oh,
Trey Gerrald:where it's like A' great, great product, but it just has these
Trey Gerrald:One person found it
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, and says something about Tiffany again, so many of these
Chelsey Donn:You know, Tiffany's not gonna let these little things upset her.
Chelsey Donn:She's just gonna move on with her life.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:And 'I also like the last little thing, like 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Wonder if Tiffany went on A'.
Trey Gerrald:Little more about how it is good if then 'I would not believe like, like 'I.
Trey Gerrald:It's almost sort of like the right, it is the right amount.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:Like if Tiffany were to really be going to bat A' little harder 'I feel like,
Chelsey Donn:Is this like planted
Trey Gerrald:'I think 'I can crown.
Trey Gerrald:Tiffany, what do
Chelsey Donn:can crown.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
Trey Gerrald:In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will
VOICEOVER:The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.
Chelsey Donn:Tree is deciding.
Chelsey Donn:Okay, the Queens are unanimous.
Chelsey Donn:Four and A' half crowns.
Chelsey Donn:Four and A' half crowns.
Chelsey Donn:Four.
Chelsey Donn:Tiffany.
Chelsey Donn:Um, 'I really like this.
Chelsey Donn:Review.
Chelsey Donn:Trey, 'I really like Tiffany's tone.
Chelsey Donn:Um, 'I like the way they come across as truthful as A' real person.
Chelsey Donn:'I believe that they use the product, um, and had, you know, an actual experience with it.
Chelsey Donn:They are not just throwing around flowery language for no reason.
Chelsey Donn:They did their own research and now they're coming back with further information.
Chelsey Donn:'I think that's pretty queenly.
Chelsey Donn:Um, dunno why 'I didn't go A', full Review Queen to be.
Chelsey Donn:But it felt like A' four and A' half Crown review to me.
Chelsey Donn:So that's why 'I went with four and A' half.
Chelsey Donn:How about you Trey?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:You know, 'I really feel like this is, this really is Queen Lee 'I mean there,
Trey Gerrald:Things that are detracting from the value that it, it is sort of puzzling
Trey Gerrald:Just because that like it gurgled and bubbled liter bottle on Tiffany's vagina
Trey Gerrald:You know what 'I, you know what 'I mean?
Trey Gerrald:Like,
Chelsey Donn:'I do know what you
Trey Gerrald:like also like maybe 'I do want, maybe 'I am like weird
Chelsey Donn:maybe one.
Chelsey Donn:A'.
Chelsey Donn:Gurgle.
Trey Gerrald:No, I'm saying like maybe 'I want the fu shaan.
Trey Gerrald:Like maybe I'm like pro woman.
Trey Gerrald:Like fuck you, if you have an issue.
Trey Gerrald:If you don't wanna see me over here standing up peeing, that's on you.
Trey Gerrald:And like I'm inviting the discourse.
Trey Gerrald:just because like Tiffany wants it like, like 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Feel like I'm definitely in Tiffany's boat, but I'm A'.
Trey Gerrald:You know 'I don't know 'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I think it's very queenly and 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Also don't think Tiffany needed to include A' photo, but that always.
Trey Gerrald:Like pushes it over the edge.
Trey Gerrald:A' Little bit for me.
Trey Gerrald:Um, 'I 'I, it's four and A' half cuz 'I think it's very well researched, very well
Trey Gerrald:It's just, it felt like A' big man witch, sloppy Joe with very thin buns and A' overstuffed meat of
Trey Gerrald:That made me feel unsettled at the end of the five star that I'm like.
Trey Gerrald:So four and A' half.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Very good review Trey.
Trey Gerrald:Do you think that your female urinal is the right name for this product?
Trey Gerrald:We didn't even talk about the obnoxious super cala.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:'I think that like the obnoxious super call of all of the Amazon products
Chelsey Donn:We like, sometimes we don't know what to call it.
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I needed, 'I bought A' ring and it was.
Chelsey Donn:Too big and 'I was like, ring Resizer tight nerd.
Chelsey Donn:You know what 'I mean?
Chelsey Donn:And then like each one of the names said all those things.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I can see somebody putting that into A' search.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Mean.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Guess it is A'.
Trey Gerrald:Female urinal.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:If 'I, try to visualize A'.
Trey Gerrald:Female urinal.
Trey Gerrald:That's this,
Chelsey Donn:'I guess, right?
Trey Gerrald:yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:It's A' portable.
Chelsey Donn:You 'I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:It's an odd product.
Trey Gerrald:Reusable woman.
Trey Gerrald:P Funnel, not funeral.
Chelsey Donn:then 'I, guess if you're selling this product and you don't write
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:Hi Al.
Trey Gerrald:Well,
Chelsey Donn:But that was cool.
Chelsey Donn:That was A' fun review.
Chelsey Donn:That was A' product that 'I like, like we were saying, new existed but
Chelsey Donn:So good to know that people are using the product, it's working for them.
Chelsey Donn:And that they're able to urinate in A' place that is not their car and
Chelsey Donn:You know that there, there are people that, uh, cuz A', urinal,
Chelsey Donn:Anyway,
Trey Gerrald:It is A' funnel.
Trey Gerrald:At the end of the day, you have to like, it has to go somewhere.
Chelsey Donn:has to go somewhere.
Chelsey Donn:Exactly.
Trey Gerrald:Well.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:Gulp, gulp, gulp.
Trey Gerrald:Gurgle, gurgle.
Trey Gerrald:Ouch.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:My Queen, we have reached the most regal portion of our show.
Trey Gerrald:ChelseyBD, who are you inducting for?
Trey Gerrald:'I.
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Chelsey Donn:So happy that you asked Trey.
Chelsey Donn:So finally my like late night scrolling of Instagram stories has paid off and 'I found
Chelsey Donn:Have you ever heard of this?
Chelsey Donn:Try.
Chelsey Donn:Okay, so it's A' very cool concept that 'I can't even really believe exists.
Chelsey Donn:'I haven't tried it yet, so maybe it's A' little premature, but 'I think it's
Chelsey Donn:So basically you get A' package on Amazon, and there's other companies
Chelsey Donn:You take the items out of your Amazon box, then you fill your Amazon box with donation items
Chelsey Donn:You go to this website, give back.com.
Chelsey Donn:You can get A' free shipping label.
Chelsey Donn:And then that those items will then be distributed and donated.
Chelsey Donn:So it's giving A' new life to the shipment box, to the Amazon box that's probably just
Chelsey Donn:Anyway.
Chelsey Donn:And it's giving you an opportunity to donate like right from the comfort of your home.
Chelsey Donn:You just put stuff in A' Box, you know, and ship it off.
Chelsey Donn:And that's that.
Chelsey Donn:And 'I just thought, that's so fascinating cuz you know we always get these Amazon packages.
Chelsey Donn:'I have things right now downstairs.
Chelsey Donn:that I've been meaning to bring to Goodwill and the idea that 'I can just go fill up
Chelsey Donn:And so many brands are doing it now.
Chelsey Donn:Overstock, 'I, 'I mentioned Amazon Loft, r e, 'I Levi's, Anne Taylor, Lego, Nordstrom.
Chelsey Donn:Bed Bath and Beyond 'I mean.
Chelsey Donn:There's just like so many companies that have now jumped on board with this
Chelsey Donn:And 'I wanted to nominate give back box as My, Royal, Highness, and encourage all of us,
Chelsey Donn:Using give back box and giving your items new life.
Chelsey Donn:So give back box.com.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Love that.
Trey Gerrald:That's so smart.
Chelsey Donn:Isn't that smart?
Chelsey Donn:It's like, why didn't 'I think of that?
Chelsey Donn:But it's great.
Trey Gerrald:All right, well, we'll keep everyone updated and if you use it Queens, let us know.
Trey Gerrald:Give back box.com.
Trey Gerrald:Love it.
Trey Gerrald:Awesome.
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Trey Gerrald:ChelseyBD, are you peeing right now?
Chelsey Donn:listen, it wouldn't be the first time.
Chelsey Donn:That's all I'll say about
Trey Gerrald:Little Gurgles.
Chelsey Donn:Oh my goodness.
Trey Gerrald:Do you know that's from?
Chelsey Donn:Little Gurgles.
Trey Gerrald:Mm-hmm.
Chelsey Donn:No.
Trey Gerrald:It's A'.
Trey Gerrald:Sonim lyric
Chelsey Donn:Uh, from which show?
Trey Gerrald:and 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Guess.
Chelsey Donn:Mm, no.
Trey Gerrald:Do you know what show has kids in it?
Trey Gerrald:That's Sonim.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Guess A'.
Trey Gerrald:Lot of them
Chelsey Donn:in the park with George.
Chelsey Donn:Does that Sunheim 'I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:but into the woods.
Chelsey Donn:yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Little Gurgles.
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Trey Gerrald:gurgles.
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Trey Gerrald:'I can see them.
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