Episode 80: Borgata Casino 1 vs. 5 Stars

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby, it's time to Review That Review!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:30

Hello,

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Well, hello and hello listeners.

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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The podcast dedicated to reviewing

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reviews we're just like Siskel & Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic

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that is Chelsey Donn.

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and that is Trey Gerrald.

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And together we are.

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Yes.

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'I feel.

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'I feel like 'I.

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Wanna know?

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ChelseyBD, how has your week been?

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:36

Hi Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:37

'I was thinking you were gonna ask me that and 'I was like, what am 'I gonna talk about this week?

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'I don't know.

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Time is just going by 'I.

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Don't know what else to say about it.

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I'm trying to think if there was like A' main event this week.

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Oh, my nephew 'I, he's exploring art.

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He like, he really likes to draw and he's getting quite good.

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He's like seven and now he's obsessed with DJ Marshmallow who 'I didn't know who that was.

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'I Drew DJ marshmallow, but apparently, yeah.

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There you go.

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Tri.

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We're getting old.

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Is that A' Cartoon or A'?

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Person

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No, DJ marshmallow is apparently A' 'I.

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Listen, 'I haven't done too much research on him, but from what 'I know or 'I should

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Like A' A' hat that covers their whole face and makes 'em look like A' marshmallow with like X

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X is over the 'I.

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I've

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So apparently that's all the rage now,

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Got it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:32

so, you know, I'm okay with it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:34

I'm okay with not knowing all the trends, 'I, 'I I've, I've come to tell myself.

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:39

Yeah.

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'I feel that way.

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'I feel that way about A'.

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Lot of things.

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Maybe like 'I struggle with it more than you do.

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Maybe it's easier for you, but 'I shouldn't speak for you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:49

Yeah.

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'I don't think 'I really care that much now.

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Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:51

Okay.

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That seems right with your personality.

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, how about your week?

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:55

My week's good.

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You know, we are chugging along.

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Next week is the beginning of Hanukkah and Christmas is around the corner, so you know

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You know when this airs, David and 'I will have just gotten back from another

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The PGA Hotel 'I

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that might come up in A' minute.

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pin that put A' little cushion over there.

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What is that?

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Put A'.

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Little

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Put A' little pin in that.

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Put A', put

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A' little pin in that.

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Yeah.

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Put A' pin in that

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A' pin in that

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But yeah, life's good.

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You know, 'I love our dogs and everything's good.

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It is really cold.

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It's cold.

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It is cold.

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It's even cold here.

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'I know that 'I shouldn't complain as much, but I've been going through the sweater inventory so,

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:37

Oh yes, for sure.

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Well, why don't we heat things up cuz I'm really itching too.

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:44

'I mentioned to listening.

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'I what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:47

You you wanna say that again?

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:49

'I to Listen.

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Trey

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I'm itching and description in

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Oh man.

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All right, so 'I need to Lodge A' Complaint against something

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When you are in the car and you look over and you can see another driver operating

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:08

Oh

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'I cannot handle it.

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When you catch someone in the act, do you mean

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When it isn't even being caught, when they aren't even

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they're

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hesitant, they're not caring, they're advert about it.

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They are like overt.

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They are expert about being A', marshmallow man with their texting phones.

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'I, can't!, 'I, can't!, 'I can't handle it.

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Like my 'I have an instant impulse to shame them.

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And then, but then that's like, but 'I have to be paying attention to the road over here.

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But it happens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:40

I'm distracted by your distraction.

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:43

Yes.

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And 'I don't even understand.

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Like, don't most cars have the like ability to like, yeah.

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So 'I 'I don't understand it.

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'I remember one time we had an Uber and.

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The Uber driver had like on their iPhone, like it was cradled in A' cradle on the windshield, right.

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With the directions, cuz it was like A' lift or whatever, where it's like part

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And they had A' little like floating window A' on top of the directions that was playing A' movie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:16

What?

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:17

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:18

watching A' movie while they were driving you.

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Yeah.

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That's crazy

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:24

Isn't that insanity?

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So that's different because I'm in the car and 'I can actually say something.

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But my Complaint is when you catch drivers on their phones, like

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And even if they are sure, like don't text and drive, what are we doing?

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:39

my God.

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Those commercials are horrifying though.

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You know, the ones don't let your last text be almost there, you know, but like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:49

Well, it reminds me of the PSAs when 'I was A' kid of like, this is your brain.

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This is your brain

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A' drugs with A' frying pan.

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Yes, exactly.

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So ominous.

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Anyway, that's my Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:03

'I, hear you.

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Totally valid.

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'I get very nervous when I'm driving with someone especially, and they start doing that.

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It's like very stressful.

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And even when you're not like driving with that person, but they're right

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So, ugh, horrible poo poo.

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Don't do it.

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don't do it.

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At least do the Bluetooth talking.

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We've talked about this.

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Okay.

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'I don't wanna have to worry about you guys driving.

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Just take care of yourselves.

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All right, ChelseyBD, what's your Complaint this week?

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:33

'I.

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Gotta complain.

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All right.

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We fill out A' lot of forms online these days, right?

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We talk about it.

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Jenny Hoof.

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Nico called in about all the medical forms she had.

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A' fill out.

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So you know when you're filling out A' form, you fill out the whole thing and it's

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You do all the hoop line, jump through all the hoops, and then you get to the

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like grayed out and you can't press submit and then you're like met with this conundrum because

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Like you've inserted it.

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So you're like, what do 'I do at this point?

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Like do 'I try to copy and paste all the content off?

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Well, sometimes that doesn't work.

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Sometimes it's like multiple choice or like just like done in A' way where 'I can't do that.

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So 'I have no choice but to refresh the.

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And so 'I do, and you lose everything.

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You lose everything.

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You have to start over again.

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Why?

Trey Gerrald: 00:07:27

Wait, this literally happened to me over the week.

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:30

oh my God.

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It was like an interview thing that was like 45 questions long.

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God.

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There was no save button,

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:37

Yeah, there's no save.

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:39

Uhuh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:07:39

'I.

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Think it was jot form.

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It was like populated by the A' website called Jot form.

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Did you, what was yours?

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Do you even know?

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it might have been that 'I.

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Just feel like it's always something.

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Sometimes it's A' Google form.

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Sometimes it's A' jot form.

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Sometimes it's just an embedded form, but whatever it is,

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And that's just A' Bug, right?

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Like it's A' Bug where it doesn't catch that you can submit it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:02

Yeah, something like maybe it thinks that you didn't type something

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But like then I'll like check A' million times and be like, 'I put all the

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:19

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:20

well, don't you think that if you were the creator of an online multi-question

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you would

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it seem like A' glaring

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:41

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:41

Think in auto save, like as A' built in backup.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:45

Seems like the right idea.

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:47

We're in that part of our technology as A' culture now, where

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:53

Yeah, have an auto save.

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Very frustrating.

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So anyway, I've been like holding onto that because, whew.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:00

So that's what I'm lodging my Complaint against this week.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:03

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:03

Hear you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:03

That is very frustrating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:05

All right, well let's exhale that and.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:07

please.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:08

Whew.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:08

Let it go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:09

Well, ChelseyBD 'I think it's time for us to get A' little heated against one another

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ChelseyBD, would you like to go, Hey, hunter head,

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:19

Yes, 'I would.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:20

Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:20

right.

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Let.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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Today is another versus episode.

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Woo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:28

ChelseyBD and 'I today will be covering both A' one star and

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This week's topic, pull that pin out cuz we are gonna be covering the Bogata hotel, casino and

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:49

'I am very, very familiar with her.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:51

That's right for this versus episode, 'I have selected the one star, and

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:59

So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that quota.

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Uh oh.

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So I'll say tails.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:07

Okay?

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:09

It's tails.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:10

You always win.

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And 'I always lose at this game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:12

So that

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:12

true?

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:13

'I feel like yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:15

yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:15

Cuz 'I feel like you're, you've been going first.

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A' lot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:18

'I feel 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:19

Don't know what's happening.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:20

But either way, you are going first my Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:22

So we are going to hear the five star review first, and as Trey mentioned, we are covering the

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:35

At the time, which I've been to, and it's lovely at the time of this recording, the Bogata has

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:45

Not terrible.

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According to the internet, Bogata opened in July, 2003 and is the top grossing

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431 feet tall and is visible from many miles away due to its facade of reflective gold glass.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:07

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:07

The 161,000 square foot casino floor offers about 4,000 slot machines, A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:19

The hotel features 2,798 rooms and is the largest hotel in the state of New Jersey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:28

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:28

'I didn't even know that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:29

So with all that background and phone in mind, let's jump in.

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Review That, Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:39

We haven't even, um, discussed our previous after show.

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If you are not A', member of the Patreon, this is another shameless plug, but we

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Hilarious.

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But we also did discuss on the after show how ChelseyBD was in attendance

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:03

it's true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:03

'I was there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:05

So that 'I just think that's interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:06

So

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:06

I've been going to the Bogota since 'I was A' kid, so I'm gonna try to

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:17

I've been there like within A' year, but maybe people have different experiences than 'I do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:21

Well, don't feel defensive yet cuz I've got the five star.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:24

you're right, you're right, you're right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:25

'I also wanna share the Bogota actually has two different spas

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:33

There's, well, there's the water club and then there's the main tower.

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And the main tower has A' Spa, and then the Water Club has A' two floor

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:45

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:46

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:47

This is Jennifer a's Five Star Yelp review for the Briga.

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This was written around four years ago.

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It says, and Jennifer A' is an elite.

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Here we go.

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'I love their many pools, and 'I am so thankful that they have kid-free pools.

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When 'I peaked into the pool on the third floor of the Bogota Tower, 'I died.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:10

A' little.

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Everywhere were kids, kids, kids, kids, kids kids.

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'I was happy to chill in the 21 plus pools and just have peace.

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The room was nice and clean, but the view was not good.

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'I was overlooking A' roof and it was blah.

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The feeling 'I got staying in my room was comfort.

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Bed was comfy and pillows were plush.

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Definitely go watch the comedy club.

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'I had two free tickets thanks to my Vegas rewards.

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And with each comedian, you just laugh more and more.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:48

'I didn't know 'I could laugh this much from A' Comedy Club go half an

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'I was sitting in my seat 40 minutes before it started and 'I was in the third row middle.

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With the wristbands for the pool, you can enjoy the pools on the day you arrive, and you can

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:13

For entrance, they don't have A' Kitty arcade, Bogota is off the boardwalk.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:21

I've never been happier.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:24

All 'I needed were the pools and.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:27

'I see people complaining about this $5 self parking, but Bogota is definitely the nicest

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:37

Last time 'I paid $5 for parking at ha's, and that place is not even worth $1 parking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:44

I've stayed in all casino and AC and Borga is the only one that screams out luxury and is super

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:56

Their outdoor pool by Bobby flas brings back my memories of Miami and the

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:04

Thanks Bogata for all that relaxation without sand in my butt.

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Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:12

'I, glad there was no sand in your.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:14

Isn't it interesting that Jennifer doesn't want speak about the casino

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:18

'I was gonna bring that up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:19

So 'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:21

Think this is interesting that this is A' review where the casino is not mentioned at

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:26

at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:27

Think that's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:28

Little strange, but also like, as someone who lives near Atlantic City and like has

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:43

Like 'I can understand how it has staycation vibes and you could go and like just

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:49

But it was surprising to me that like at no point that was brought up or like it wasn't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:56

My husband really likes to gamble or my brother really likes to gamble or anything

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:13

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:14

And 'I have now been to the Bogata three times in my life, and I've

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:22

That's the other thing 'I was gonna say is interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:23

So I'm A' Pool girl.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:25

Even though some people 'I know think it's A' kind of gross, whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:27

'I don't, I'm not A' big ocean person.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:29

'I also don't like to be all Sandy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:31

'I love to look at it, but 'I don't like to be Sandy and so 'I love A' pool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:35

So this is interesting for me cuz I'm A' pool person so if 'I read this review, 'I would be

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:43

So 'I think that to me this applies in A' really lovely way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:47

But trying to kind of, you know, go beyond my own perception of this 'I think there are

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:54

And we spent A', lot of real estate on the pool.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:57

We did, but 'I also like that 'I, it does stand out as A' five star, cuz there's

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:07

Obviously Jennifer has experience with gambling because they mentioned Vegas and

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:15

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:15

That like they

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:16

they no longer use.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:17

It's now MGM Rewards, but yeah, and right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:19

And they were comped for the show 'I Guess I'm just curious, like you went to these, you went to

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:28

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:28

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:29

Appreciate that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:30

Kids, kids, kids, kids.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:31

Kids.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:31

Kids.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:31

Kids.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:31

No kids.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:32

21 plus like that's highlighted so much, but.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:36

Just wouldn't assume that there would be kids running around A' Casino.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:41

'I mean 'I like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:42

Know there are portions of this that are not the casino, which is clearly highlighted here by

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:51

Think of A' Casino

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:53

'I mean 'I do cuz 'I like grew up going to the casino.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:57

In my case and in other cases, because sometimes 'I would like become friends with like other

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:09

And 'I think that that's like Vegas is really an Atlantic city.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:13

Is really built around families.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:15

Like that's how they sell it cuz they know, they like wanna get the parents in the casino

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:29

Like when 'I went to Vegas, obviously my dad was playing, but we would also see Celine Dion and,

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:39

Definitely try to fill it out with other experiences.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:44

That's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:44

Good perspective.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:45

Yeah, no, that's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:46

That's

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:46

For the whole family.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:48

So like 'I do think that Jennifer is ticking like valuable

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:54

Because 'I mean if, if that is like A' concern of yours having children and also like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:00

Not wanting to be around children either side of that conversation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

They have multiple pools here and they have 21 plus pools, so you're not gonna be hearing,

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:10

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:12

Right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:12

you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:13

Totally.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:14

no running, you know all that

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:16

yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:17

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:17

Think it's funny that Jennifer A' feels like A', little curmudgeony.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:22

A' little.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:23

She's giving me like Ms.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:24

Hannigan vibes with like the kids, kids, kids, no kids.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:30

You know, that like whole vibe and yet it's A' five star review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:33

So that's

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:34

'I know, and this whole first paragraph is like 'I hate kids, and

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:42

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:43

It's interesting cuz it does seem like complainy, but then in the end, you know, Jennifer A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:57

But it is sort of an interesting voice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:59

'I think Jennifer's narrative is that they were taken by the board of Godda.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:05

That they were sort of like 'I got there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:07

'I looked at the pool first.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:09

This is not gonna be good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:10

'I went into the room, it was clean, but 'I had A' bad view.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:13

This is not gonna be good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:15

And then it was like, oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:17

'I went to the Comedy Club, 'I didn't know 'I could laugh at A' Comedy Club.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:20

Who knew?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:21

You know, oh my gosh, there's not A' Kitty arcade.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:24

This is amazing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:25

Like, oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:26

You know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:26

It was like she was really swept.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:29

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:30

Which 'I feel that way about the Bogata too?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:31

Like 'I didn't really know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:33

'I had never been to A' Real Casino before.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:36

The first time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:37

'I didn't know what it 'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:38

'I had no idea that there would be fancy restaurants and that there would be like

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:44

And it is like as we set in the background info, it's like this is the largest hotel in the

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:52

And you goes days without ever any need to leave.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:56

Well that's part by Design

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:59

Clearly,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:00

by design.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:01

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:02

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:02

We had that one spelling error.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:04

Um, so that was the, they visited all casino in ac,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:09

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:10

but other than

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:11

It's pretty good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:12

that was the only hiccup.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:14

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:14

We do know that Jennifer A' is elite, so 'I would think that she did at least A' reread.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:18

Was it funny?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:20

'I mean it definitely had A' pov.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:23

Definite POV here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:24

'I was entertained by the hate of children.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:26

And um, oh, also 'I wanna mention, we just learned this too, that 'I don't know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:40

And when you go into any other parking garage, you don't have to pay for parking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:45

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:47

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:47

Don't know if 'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:47

Yes, you can say we're going to another casino, but we are returning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:52

They will like type your name in and see you do have more reservation and then they

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:03

And then when you leave that other, Place.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:05

So you can only park once.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:05

'I, A', I'm guessing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:06

And then when you leave there, you just give them the slip and that counts as money.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:10

And then the gate opens.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:12

And then when you return, then like you haven't paid for parking at all until you like finally

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

What A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

Nice perk.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:18

That's, and then, oh, 'I also thought that the $5 A' day comment like that didn't seem bad to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:24

That's very cheap.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:25

'I think,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:26

'I think so too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:27

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:28

We're used to LA and New York where it's like $25 for

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:31

like $5 'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:32

Like pay that in A' meter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:33

Do we think that this is A' common experience?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:37

maybe the feeling of like being on A' vacation, not wanting hearing,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:45

'I mean 'I didn't see any other reviews that didn't mention the gambling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

Once 'I mean, that's so interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:51

But there's value there for me about that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:53

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:54

'I just feel like 'I feel like Jennifer is really in love with.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:59

Which 'I respect.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:00

My AOL screen name was Love for Swim.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:02

So Jennifer A' 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:04

See

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:05

my gosh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:05

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:07

Are we ready to crown?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:08

Jennifer

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:09

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:09

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:09

Think 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:10

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:10

Think I'm ready to crown her.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:12

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:15

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:22

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:28

'I to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:30

Oh my five crowns, Trey, is that A' five?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:33

Is that an intentional five?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:35

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:35

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:36

Okay, so Trey is, that's okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:38

I'm interested to hear about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:40

Trey is making Jennifer A' A' Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:42

'I am holding A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:42

Three and A' Half crowns, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

Guess 'I go first and then we'll end with that review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:46

Queening Um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:48

So 'I went with three and A' half because we didn't mention the casino.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:52

'I just feel like that's kind of important, like that's A' large part of going to this place.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:58

And if we had even given any kind of A' nod the casino, like it's there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:03

Something 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:05

Think this would've been A' more complete review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:06

But because this is so missing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:09

That whole portion of the Bogota experience, 'I couldn't, um, give

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:15

But 'I enjoyed her pov, her passion for her dislike of children and,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:22

'I thought there was good information here for sure, but 'I do think we're missing something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:27

So that's why 'I went with three and A', half Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:29

I'm kind of shocked.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:30

Why did you decide to make Jennifer A' A' Review Queen?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:33

Well, because 'I actually think it's amazing they didn't mention it once.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:37

And to play Devil's advocate is A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:40

The, the name of this resort is called Bogata Hotel, casino and Spa.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:46

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:47

Jennifer doesn't mention the, doesn't mention the spa

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

Yeah, that's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:51

but yes, 'I do think it is A' glaring omission, which in searching five stars,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:07

That is everything other.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:09

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:10

gambling, but so 'I was like, you know what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:11

That's very Queenly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:12

It was A', very strong POV and came in hot and it gave me A' lot of information.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:17

So

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:19

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:19

big or go home.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:21

Queen, Review, Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

'I approve.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:24

That's great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

You were having memories of Miami and you just decided, let's go full Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:29

'I like it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:31

Let's go check on the kids since they've been at the

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:34

And we'll take A' quick break and when we come back we're gonna hear an

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:40

Indeed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:41

We are 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:41

Love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:42

Brb.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:44

Chow.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:47

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:48

We'll be right back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

Uh

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:20

game time

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:22

ominous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:23

and here's the deal.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:25

'I have created A' game for ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:28

She has no idea what it is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:30

And 'I just got inspired by the rhyme.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:33

And so ChelseyBD, today we are gonna play A' game.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:37

It's an either or game, so it's either one or the other.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:41

This game is called, is it A' slot or is it Pot?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:50

Is it slaughter or is it pot

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:52

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:53

A' s slot machine or A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:54

Strain of pot.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:55

Yes, that's exactly right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:57

genius.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:58

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:58

'I, love it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:59

Well, at first, 'I was gonna do A' slot or not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:01

But then 'I was like, but then I'm just like making up like, so then 'I was like, wait,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:08

So, all right, so 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:11

And listeners play along.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:13

Everyone play long as usual with the either or.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:16

We're gonna have the three beeps and then you guess, so today all of these 'I have six

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:31

So all of the slot machines actually exist at the Golden Nugget.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:36

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:37

Nice double tundra there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:40

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:40

I'm glad you caught that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:42

And then all of these strands of marijuana exist from A' company called Arizona

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

So 'I haven't made anything up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:53

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:54

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:55

So here we are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:56

Our first title, ChelseyBD

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:59

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:00

Turquoise Princess, slot or Pot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:10

slot

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:12

Good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:14

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:17

Slaughter pot shipwreck.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:20

Ooh, pot.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:28

Yes, that is A' Sativa Strand.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:31

Oh wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:31

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:32

'I really was gonna go slot on that, cuz that could have definitely been A' slot machine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:36

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:37

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:39

Slaughter pot, Lil hf, and puff.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:46

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:50

Woo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:50

What is A'?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:51

Hf 'I Have

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:52

'I Have no idea.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:54

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:55

Ace of spades, slot or pot A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:04

pot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:07

Oh

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:07

Yes, it's A' Hybrid 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:10

Guess that means

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:11

Sativa and indica.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:13

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:13

You're getting all of these And 'I thought you wouldn't get any.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:16

Okay, here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:17

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:18

Slaughter Pot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:19

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:20

A' Poco Gold.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:23

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:28

Pot

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:30

Yes, that is also A' hybrid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:33

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:34

Good luck with this one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:34

You bitch or pot?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:39

Black diamond

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:40

Oh God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

pot

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:52

Yes, it's an indica flower.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:55

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:57

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:58

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:59

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:00

Slot or pot lepro con goes to hell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:04

Oh, pot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

My first wrong 'I knew it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:12

It's okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:14

It's

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:14

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:15

That is actually A' slot

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:17

'I felt that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:18

Yeah, it's okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:19

'I gotta get one wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:20

Once in A' while.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:21

That's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:22

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:23

Cleopatra slot or pot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:31

Slot

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:33

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:34

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:34

Know that one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:35

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:35

'I know That's A' lot machine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:37

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:37

Think 'I can see

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:38

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:39

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:40

Golden goat slot or pot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:48

slot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:51

Oh no,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:54

No,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:54

pot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:54

Okay,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:55

the Golden Goat is A' Hybrid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:58

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:59

That's all you know how to say about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

'I, love you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:02

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:03

. So 'I like it's an upbeat hybrid that makes you creative.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:07

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:08

Slot or pot?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:11

Gypsy Fire.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:13

Oh, super inappropriate name either way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:19

So I'm gonna go slot

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:22

Wait, why is it inappropriate?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:23

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:23

We're not supposed to say gypsies

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:25

Oh, the G word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:26

Oh, right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:28

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:29

Two more.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:30

And you've gotten all of them right, but two.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:32

Eight.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:33

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:33

Think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:33

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:34

Eight.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:34

So far, 'I gotten right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:35

That's right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:36

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:38

Fiesta loca slot or pot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:46

Slot.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:48

Yeah, you can see it, can't

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:49

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:50

'I like that game too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:51

'I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:52

Okay, our final one,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:54

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:55

slaughter Pot.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:57

Pot of gold.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:03

Slot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:05

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:06

Feel like there is A' slot called that, but you know what, that's fine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:08

I'll

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:08

You would think, yeah, but not at Harris's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:11

'I mean not at Golden

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:12

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:12

Not A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:12

Gold nugget.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:14

That was such A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:15

Good game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:16

Tray 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:16

Loved that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:18

wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:18

Pot of gold is an indica.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:19

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:20

So, all right, so you got three wrong, which means you won.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:24

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:25

And listers at home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:27

Did you beat me?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:28

Did you beat nine?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:30

us know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:31

you do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:31

That was so fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:32

Trey 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

Love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:34

'I felt inspired, but you did so much better than 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:38

Okay, well I'm glad you had faith in me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:41

'I just thought they were really hard,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:44

did A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:44

Really, really good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:45

'I could see where you were coming from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:46

'I was just like going with the energy that 'I was feeling as you were saying it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:51

You know, 'I was in the zone for A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:53

A' minute there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:54

Well, I'm proud of you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:55

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:55

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:56

Thank you.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:59

Review, That, Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:03

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:03

Alright, we are back from that rousing

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:09

smoking

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:10

'I know you're doing

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:11

and ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:13

Now that we're so calm, it's your turn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:15

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:15

try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:16

You didn't know this when you presented your review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:19

You didn't even know where 'I had gotten my review from, but 'I also got my review from Yelp

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

So this is officially A' Yelp Elite one in Five, battle of the Elites.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:35

That's even more exciting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:37

This, as we know listeners, is A' one serve view of the Bogata Hotel.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:40

Like 'I said on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

Written by Michael N, who is an elite reviewer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

This review was written over three years ago, so not such A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:50

Different timeframe, kind of around the same time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:53

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:53

And here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:56

For far too long the bar has been set remarkably low on hospitality and customer service among

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:23

For these Sainted few, the casino sees part as the low rent comps and tranquilizing party

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:41

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:41

Somehow A' free.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:44

Front row seat to the acoustic Rick Springfield review just doesn't cut it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:51

In exchange for the five large you spent the evening flushing into the ocean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:00

On the other side of the casino coin, there are guys like me who go down the GS P every

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:27

Sad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:28

The Bogota is no longer newish, but showing all of its 17 years of wear and tear

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:37

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

this property and all of AC for that matter, just looks tired

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:52

Here's hoping they gave Rick Springfield A' room with A' shower.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:58

That works.

VOICEOVER: 00:36:01

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:02

Wait, who's Rick?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:03

Who is Rick Springfield?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:05

Isn't Rick Springfield?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:07

Um, not Footloose.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:09

You know

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:10

Is that the boss?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:11

no, that's Bruce.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:13

Um,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:14

Bruce

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:15

Springfield, Rick Spring.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:16

Spring.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:17

Spring scene.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:19

Jesse's girl.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:21

That's Rick.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:21

Spring scene.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:22

Springfield, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:23

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:24

Got it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:25

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:25

So Michael brings up A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:27

Lot of really interesting points here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:28

'I thought that maybe it, it occurred to me that there might be an additional

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:40

But am 'I wrong in hearing that many of the complaints.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:47

Are about the gambling industry and culture, not necessarily the aging Bogota of 17 years.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:56

Like they mention specifics like customer service, whatever, but it's also sort of like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:10

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:11

Just think

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:11

that's not, that's not specific to the borga.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:13

'I think you're A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:14

Hundred percent correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:16

And 'I think that this is 98% A' essay on like why not to gamble or something like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:25

And then it really is just context for setting up what was sort of set up without saying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:33

So in Jennifer's review, which is that Michael's not in the casino.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:38

Michael's not at the slot machines.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:42

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:43

meal is comped.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:44

He's joking by himself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:46

He's paying

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:47

'I wrote that down,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:48

He's paying out of pocket for, you know, the $4 and 75 cent eight ounce water bottle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:54

Cuz in his mind he's like, you're more than paying for it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:59

If you're sitting at the casino and you're getting free waters.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:03

You're paying for that water trust and it's more than $4 and 75 cents.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:07

So this is really like A' thesis statement.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:10

And then at the bottom, the very end, you know, we get the details of, of the wear and tear,

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:17

which, you know, 'I don't disagree with Michael on A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:21

Lot of this 'I also recognized that all of the water bottles are these

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:28

Like 'I didn't like really think about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:31

but 'I immediately wrote that down because that is annoying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:34

But 'I get that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:35

They're making, they want everyone to be drunk, but like 'I don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:40

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:40

Feel like you could write that about anything.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:42

But 'I do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:43

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:43

Very much agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:44

'I do know that so much of this episode has been about Chelsea's past experience, like

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:59

Old, like it looks not lux, like this is the luxury option.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:05

And like this feels

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:06

not luxury.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:07

old and like grow, like it doesn't feel elegant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:10

Like 'I said, 'I was the first per 'I was the soft open.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:13

'I was like the first person to sleep in the room that we were sleeping in and everything was so

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:20

Very common problem with these hotels is that when they open they are A' state of the art.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:27

But by the time you know, you get running and you like get that reputation, all

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:35

Correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:36

And the Bogota has had three renovations and all of the bathrooms are completely redone.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:43

'I, 'I personally did not find the, the guest rooms to seem bad or old.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:48

It was really like the spa.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:49

'I was like this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:50

This isn't that luxe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:53

, but 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:54

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:54

So 'I get 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:55

Do hear Michael's point, but 'I also just sort of feel like, okay, but, but 'I also hear

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:15

That doesn't feel like, wow, this feels like we're in like 1999.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:20

Like, like 'I don't know how they do that, but it's its own ecosystem.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:25

Whereas 'I do think Atlantic City is A' very economically depressed area, and

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:33

It's not in the downtown area, it's in its own little enclave and you don't have to leave and

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:49

It's just like you're there and everyone is going buck wild.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:52

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:54

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:54

People are drinking those like those mile long hurricanes with the long straws on the streets.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:00

But to be fair, 'I did go to the Bellagio and that felt outrageously elegant.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:07

'I do think it does feel more elegant than the Bocata and the win 'I think feels so lux like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:14

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:15

Well, Luxe is like A' part of the whole thing,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:18

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:18

'I hear this now from Michael.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:20

Like if you're touting that like 'I do, see how the Bogata perhaps falls?

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:25

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:25

Little bit short of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:28

So that is an interesting

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:29

Yeah, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:30

Mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:30

Think that Michael n has A' little bit of like Yelp elite 'I with like the.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:35

'I hear that too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:36

You know, just like the way that we're going about this review and 'I,

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:43

Like 'I think that A' part of me likes it because at least it's interesting and different

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:56

It sucked the, it was out, out of date.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:59

The, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:59

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:00

I've also never heard, have you heard these phrases before?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:03

A'?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:04

Poker Whale and A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:05

Slot Slave.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:08

I've definitely heard of A' Poker.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:09

Whale 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:10

Don't know about A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:10

Oh, really?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:11

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:12

Slave.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:13

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:13

I've never heard these phrases and I'm obsessed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:17

What does GSP mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:19

Am

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:19

The Garden State

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:20

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:21

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:22

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:22

'I was just Googling that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:23

'I was like, okay,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:24

I'm so glad that it happened because 'I was so embarrassed when 'I didn't know the pch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

Was Pacific Coast Highway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:31

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:32

That was like 30

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:33

'I go down the gsp.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:36

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:36

Fair?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:37

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:37

'I relate to Michael Ann,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:39

'I do too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:40

'I, 'I, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:40

Understand what Michael is saying?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:43

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:43

But 'I am sort of, 'I do think, in my opinion, the the punch is getting lost

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:53

You sort of have to go in knowing the house is always gonna win.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:56

You're gonna lose A', lot of money.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:57

Nothing is actually free because you're paying so much money to be there, to be entertained.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:02

So, and like, so that's what it is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:04

Like if you're gonna be annoyed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:06

if you're somebody that's like that does gamble, who is going to the Buratta

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:16

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:17

Yeah, that's true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:18

He's kind of like hazing at A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:21

Very large population of people that are going to the Bogota 'I just thought of

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:33

'I know that is like, I'm like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:35

Guess I'm financially illiterate in many ways.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:38

aren't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:38

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:39

'I mean Aren't we all

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:40

'I mean spelling, grammar

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:42

very good?

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:43

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:45

Very good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:45

'I definitely think that Michael is both truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:48

And both shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:49

Definitely Shady A' hundred

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:51

but 'I, but 'I also

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:53

truthful in that la last paragraph.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:55

And truthful in their shadiness, 'I guess in A' way that like the stereotypes are true, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:04

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:05

And also poor Rick Springfield.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:07

You know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:09

'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:09

like 'I feel.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:10

being very mean

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:11

He's being very mean to Rick, which 'I don't think is necessary.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:14

Like if Rick needs to do A' review at the Bogota to, you know, keep that income

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:22

Jessie's,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:23

of course.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:24

girl.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:24

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:26

And then humor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:27

'I was kind of

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

There was humor there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:29

Definitely.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:30

There was

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:30

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:31

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:32

Have we done due diligence,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:33

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

Think we've 'I, think we've done A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:35

Remarkably high assessment of Michael and, and 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:40

Could, 'I could crown

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:41

Okay, let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:44:42

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:44:48

Go to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:50

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:50

all right, so Unan, we are both holding up three and A' half crowns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:56

All right, so 'I set three and A' half because ultimately 'I do find

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:02

In my opinion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:03

'I 'I also hear that it is not, you know, we're not at the Waldo Foria.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:08

And it is like A', little outdated, but like, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:12

But for me, it's much easier and cheaper to go to Atlantic City than it is to Las Vegas.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:17

So I'm not gonna compare it to Las Vegas because compare leads to despair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:20

Michael.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:21

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:22

'I also said halfway there because, you know, 'I thought it was funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:27

'I think like, you know, 'I, 'I get the points, but 'I do think that Michael just

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:36

That's just part of it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:38

It's just part of it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:39

Everything is an illusion of being free.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:41

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:41

Like they're gonna give you free drinks walking around because they want you

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:47

You like know that going in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:48

So you have to have that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:50

into the pie.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:51

It's the culture, it's the industry, you know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:53

So 'I, A' three and A' half cuz 'I 'I do walk away from this hearing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:58

Like it's gonna be A' luxe option, but it's not really lux.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:02

If you zoom out and look at other Lux A' areas in our country, so three and A', half ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:09

Why did you say three and A' Half

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:10

'I just A' three and A' half because 'I think in terms of

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:16

There's A' strong pov.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:18

There's definitely A' style 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:21

Think you know, this is the review itself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:23

If 'I was just grading the review is A' an above average review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:28

That being said, 'I think that, you know, we went A' little hard at people that like to gamble.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:33

We went A' little hard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:35

You know, at Rick Springfield and 'I do agree 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:39

Think Michael's A', bit of A', pessimist, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:41

Think part of the beauty and the joy as someone who grew up going to, you know, near Atlantic

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:48

Like you just, you accept it, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:51

You accept like the person that's gonna be like smoking, A' cigarette living

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:57

You just, like you, you take that as what it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:00

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:00

'I went in the pandemic and there was someone literally smoking A' cigarette.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:04

Underneath their mask.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:05

And you know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:06

You're like, this is Atlantic City folks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:08

This is where we are.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:09

So 'I think that Michael could afford to be A', little bit more accepting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:14

Um, and for that reason, 'I went with three and A' half Crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:16

But 'I think that there is something there for Michael.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:19

So, you know, we got some points, but not A', full Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:23

Certainly for me,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:24

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:24

No, 'I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:25

that was fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:27

All right, so what do you think now?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:29

Like what are your thoughts between these two reviews?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:33

My thoughts being as that they're written around the same time is that it's,

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:46

But 'I think blah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:48

But 'I think if you're willing to embrace the things that you love, whether that be A' Pool

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:01

A', 'I think they're worth the 4.4 overall.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:05

'I do too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:06

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:06

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:07

Think like this conversation from Michael.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:11

Is A' conversation everyone should have before they go 'I mean it is sort of like we 'I,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:29

Lot of work.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:30

So 'I, I'm gonna use this as the segue.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:33

'I talked about this before and 'I, we mentioned it in an after show, but responsible gaming.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:39

If any, if you are someone who is into gambling, if it is something, it is addictive by nature, and

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:54

So out of being responsible podcasters, 'I wanted to include the link, mgm resorts.com/.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:02

As in English slash game sense, you can go there and 'I actually read it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:07

'I didn't, 'I didn't feel that 'I was like struggling with an addiction, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:17

And they really spell it out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:18

'I mean literally.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:19

The first section is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:21

How gambling works.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:23

The more you know, they tell you the odds and the randomness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:27

They break down what is skill based versus chance based.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:31

Gambling myths, and they give you tips.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:33

They also, at the bottom, give you the opportunity to find help if you feel like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:37

This might be like above my addictive, uh, swing gate of what 'I can control.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:44

Uh, and they break down many states that have specific gambling resources

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:52

And there's even A' self limit program, enrollment form, and A' self assessment that

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:04

Do this and like create my own limits and like have fun and, and enjoy it for what it's worth.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:08

Or am 'I gonna feel nickel and dimed and like I'm being abused?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:12

You know, it's not comp, it's coming outta my wallet as Michael points out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:15

So please go there if you feel like you want to know A' little bit more.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:20

And, um, 'I still love the poor God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:22

I'm still gonna go cuz it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:24

me too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:25

I'll see you there for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:27

This 'I don't think either one of these was so inflammatory,

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'I don't either.

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It is what it is.

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Like who cares?

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You're gonna go, you're gonna have fun.

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You go lay by the pool or go watch A' A' Singer from the eighties, like get over

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:40

Get over it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:41

Expect what it is to be what it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:45

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:46

here we are.

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We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

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Who are you gonna Induc today?

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Full.

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My Royal line.

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Thank you for asking Trey.

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So, as we all know, we are inching closer and closer to the holiday season and something

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:15

Some people are not as lucky as others.

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'I think it's A'.

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Really good time to give back.

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And one organization that 'I really like, it's called One Simple Wish.

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You can find it@onesimplewish.org.

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And what they do is they connect with foster homes and put together wish lists that someone

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And you can go on and buy that specific item for that specific child and kind

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:48

Love this organization because there's something really nice to know that like

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:00

And 'I just really love all the work they're doing over there.

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So 'I encourage everyone to go to One Simple wish.org.

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They have.

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All different kinds of gifts at all different price points.

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So if you just, you know, you don't have that much to give, but you wanna do something, it's A'.

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Good way of doing that.

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And then they have, of course, larger items and 'I, think scholarship funds and things like that.

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So really amazing organization.

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'I wanted to take this moment to talk about them and promote them.

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And 'I wanted to nominate one simple Wish as My Royal Highness.

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Oh my gosh, I've never heard of this.

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And 'I love this.

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'I just clicked on the website and like there are little categories like, uh, wish

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Here says A' gift card for Jennifer to get some clothes, and there's also like an

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:51

I'm gonna do this right now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:52

Yeah, 'I.

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Encourage everyone to do it right now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:55

'I mean obviously if you're driving, wait until you get home and you're

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don't pull that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:01

Don't pull that

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pull that phone out.

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But when you get home, or if you are at home, do consider going to one Simple

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Oh my gosh.

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This one says $5 as A' donation towards A' Child's special Wish.

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And then the one right beside it is $250 for A' Chromebook.

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For Jdu for school.

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Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:25

I'm literally gonna cry.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:26

Okay.

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Thank you for that

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Yes, of course.

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Well, we've done A' Queen.

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That is another round on the roulette table of Are You A'?

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Rq.

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Ferris Wheel of Kids.

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Kids.

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Kids.

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Kids Kids.

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Kids Kids.

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Remarkably low.

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H 2 0 8 ounce bottles

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text and drive

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financial illiteracy.

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They're in my butt.

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There's sand.

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There's no sand in your butt if you're by the pool.

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Are you watching White Lotus?

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No.