Episode 79: Spirit Airlines

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Five 'I don't need to do.

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5, 3, 2,

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One,, GO!.

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

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Who's viewss win.

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Which one's loose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby it's time to Review That Review.

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Hello,

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Well, hello and welcome once again to Review That Review,

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Well, hello ChelseyBD, how are you?

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I'm good.

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Our mutual friend Emily Crowder is visiting me from the East Coast, so that's been very nice.

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It's always like, As much as sometimes when A' friend visits, it can be like

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But at the same time, it's kind of nice cuz you get to revisit the like top list

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So I've been enjoying

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Have you been doing A'?

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Lot of that.

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you know, we've been, we've been making our way around.

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It's been nice.

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Love that.

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love.

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Yeah.

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And I've done some cooking and introduced her to some of my friends out here.

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You know, slowly but surely I'm pulling.

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That's

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No offense try, but I'm trying to get her over here on the West Coast

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can take her cuz you know what, we all have FaceTime now, which is such A' beautiful

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true.

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And 'I know that her boyfriend is gonna be over in New

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Oh, well apparently her boyfriend likes la so 'I just saying.

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All right, well anyway, we're together.

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We're on opposite coast to become one on this podcast.

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It's been A' week, so I'm sure there must be some complaints that you have gathered.

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So, do you have A'?

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Complaint?

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You wanna Lodge?

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I'll jump right in.

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'I would love to

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

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against having A' cop driving behind you.

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Oh,

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Have you ever experienced that?

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You're just driving along, experiencing your own life?

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We talked A' little bit about this last week and it made me put A' little asterisk because nothing

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Then when there's A' cop, you notice it.

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Automatically, like 'I take my foot off the pedal or 'I put my foot on on the brake, and then I'm

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Oh my God, what am 'I doing?

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I'm like, look around 'I like have to stare at the cop to see if they're about to turn the lights on.

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I'm like, and then when they get behind you,

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Yes.

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Terrifying.

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you know, proverbial last walk where I'm like, at any moment the

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Is he about to flip it now?

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What's happening?

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Am 'I going too fast if 'I

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Even when you're not doing anything wrong, like even when you're like following

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Oh yeah.

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'I mean 'I.

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Yeah.

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'I don't want, A' can A' horror on myself, but I've never gotten A' ticket before.

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'I do 'I am like A' law abiding citizen here.

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So like, it's just my anxiety, but I'm instantly.

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Do they know 'I slowing down?

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Do they know what's happening the other day?

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Does it look suspicious that I'm going slow now?

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Exactly.

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So the other day, this drive, 'I make every day from work, there's A' red light, which

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And there's not A' specific sign that you can't turn right on red.

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But 'I was at the light and there was, it's late.

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There are no, there's no cars coming on any side.

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It's just literally me and the cop behind.

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At A' four-way intersection and I'm turning right and it's red and 'I.

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It's not changing Anytime soon 'I can see.

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The other side is green for miles and I'm like, what do 'I do?

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'I 'I think 'I have to sit here.

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What 'I, maybe 'I have to erase what 'I just said moments ago because there are

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'I turn right there on the red.

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So, but 'I don't know if that's illegal or

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But it's confusing.

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'I.

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Don't think it is illegal.

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'I.

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Think in, in New Jersey, you are allowed to turn right on red unless

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But 'I understand how in that moment you're like, I'd rather be the person that just

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Well, because then 'I was like, if 'I turn, will they pull me over?

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Am 'I doing something wrong?

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If 'I don't turn, is this cop about to honk at me?

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And then 'I was like, what is the experience of A' Cop?

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Because do they just always like, are they just always driving behind people that are going A',

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Oh yeah.

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No, no.

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'I was at one of those, like 'I, we both arrived at A' stop sign at A'.

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Similar time.

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But 'I definitely like got there first before the cop and 'I was just like, go ahead.

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Go ahead.

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You go ahead.

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No, I'm fine to wait like you please.

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'I don't wanna be anywhere near you, even though 'I have the right of way.

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Oh, funny.

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You know, 'I was like, that's fine.

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You,

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Well that's my Complaint 'I.

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'I don't like the power play, the power dynamic and what 'I instinctually jump

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So 'I, 'I have to Lodge that.

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If anyone else has any experiences being tailed by police or A', quick

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As soon as there's A' cop in the area, let me know.

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Call in one eight fifty review zero.

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yes.

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'I.

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Think A'.

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Lot of people can relate to that.

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There is just like an automatic feeling of your heart, like, you know,

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Hmm.

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so 'I definitely feel that.

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'I have A', Complaint to Lodge too.

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It's not really related, but you know, when you're, you're checking the mail and.

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Every once in A' while you see one of those envelopes and it's like the check envelope

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So you're gonna like open it.

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It's clearly A' check and you're excited.

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You're like, oh my God, yes.

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A' check.

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And then you open it up and it's A' loan offer.

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Oh no, no.

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Or A' credit card offer.

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This is just how are we getting away with doing this?

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It is terrible.

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And sometimes it'll actually be A' check that says like, you know, $30,000 'I.

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Remember 'I got recently, 'I opened it up and 'I was like, oh, it's A' residual

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And 'I was like, oh my God.

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Like 'I, 'I like blinked.

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I'm like, am 'I looking at this, right?

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Like $35,000, it says my name on it.

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And then 'I realized it was A' loan.

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For A' $35,000 loan.

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How is this legal?

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How are we allowed to do this?

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'I mean you're not supposed to falsely represent like A' business can't have

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If they're selling coffee, because then that's misleading the person into thinking

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So if we have those kind of trademark or whatever laws in place to help people

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Check in the mail when it's not.

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It's actually the opposite of A' check.

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It's something that's gonna like bring you further into debt.

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'I mean 'I.

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See the comparison between coffee and money?

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100% here, . But yeah, no 'I.

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'I agree.

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Like it's, and it does feel like A', like you've taken the bait, you're now in the mouse trap,

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And then you feel duped instantly.

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It's like, oh, 'I just got pie in my face.

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I'm A' stupid little kid on bozo.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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It must be stopped.

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Something must be done.

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Maybe we should send out mail for this podcast that looks like it's A'.

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Check.

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'I could never 'I, could never do that to my audience,

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Well 'I hear you.

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Yes, it is.

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It is very frustrating and it is like very intentional.

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Cause 'I know the open rate is gonna be so much higher because you

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exactly.

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And then you feel like A' real asshole when you realize

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Mm-hmm.

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you got tricked.

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So

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Huh.

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speaking of assholes,

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Really?

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That's the segue.

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I'm scared.

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What are, what are we gonna review today?

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I'm nervous.

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Oh my God.

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Should we get into some online reviews?

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Let's take the as asshole segue and review some reviews today.

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A', Review, That, Review.

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S 'I.

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Am.

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If this is not A' review for toilet paper or something, I'm gonna be so mad at you.

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Oh, it's not, but, but 'I think there's assholes involved.

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Okay, so as you know, we are your trustee.

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Review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you A' review, break it down and write the impact of the review

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It's A' very regal process that ChelseyBD and 'I love to call.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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It's our favorite thing to call it that

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And today, ChelseyBD has brought in something to do with assholes.

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What is your review today?

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Okay, so you know, Trey, it's that time of year when we're

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And so 'I was thinking, what better thing to review than an airline?

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And if

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just got another LinkedIn email.

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Why do they come to me when we're recording?

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I'm sorry to interrupt you, 'I.

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Literally just.

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It just popped up on my iPhone, my 'I Apple Watch.

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This is it.

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This is the message that LinkedIn's very distracting from like, we're

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I'm sorry.

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You were on A' roll.

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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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So anyway, so you know, we liked to travel and 'I thought maybe an airline, right?

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That could be interesting.

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People were very passionate about airlines and then 'I thought, if I'm

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And 'I decided to look at

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Spirit.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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As we know, they don't have the best reputation, uh, 'I.

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Think I've told A' story in Patreon.

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If 'I haven't, I'll tell it this week my own personal spirit story,

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So 'I decided to look up Spirit Airline reviews.

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And weirdly, this review is coming from TripAdvisor.

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'I didn't know that TripAdvisor did like all over reviews, but 'I think it's because the

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So 'I think everything is kind of getting attached to that

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explains A' lot actually.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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So the following is A' one review for Spirit Airlines written by Captain Ron 3 21.

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Subject is Spirit Airlines adds insult to injury with lies.

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Like many people we live conservatively celebrating.

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Our anniversary is generally A', thoughtful card, some supermarket, flowers and A' restaurant.

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One step up from our go-to Longhorn or Olive Garden.

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This year marked our 25th, and we decided to celebrate in A'.

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More memorable way.

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Our plans for A' Romantic cruise were curtailed by family commitments.

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After reading some travel blogs and discussions with friends, we settled on A'

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We requested the time out of work, which in my wife's case, this meant working

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'I carefully planned out each of four days at A' Beautiful resort with options for shows.

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Dining and great activities.

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Spirit Airlines was the only choice offering direct flights from Boston

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While we had A' bad experience previously with Spirit, the difference of three hours

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One more.

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Online booking was standard for spirit.

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Individual charges for everything.

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Booking, seat choice, carry on.

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Bags, A', drink of water, oxygen.

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Just kidding.

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We had A' 5:00 AM flight, which would land us at 7:00 AM so we would enjoy the entire first day.

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'I called ahead and the resort agreed to get us in early for A', early check-in, spa treatments,

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Oh my gosh.

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'I took one last look at my computer before going to grab A', couple of

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Whoa.

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The email started.

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We hate running late as much as you do 'I.

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Really doubt that is true.

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'I called the airline and spoke with A' representative who apologized and said that

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Our plan now changed from A' Day by the pool with umbrella drinks to sitting in the airport

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Our son dropped us off and we stood in A'.

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Horrible line of equally unhappy customers for two hours.

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When we finally get to the front of the line, We check our bags and the computer

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Weather.

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What about maintenance, which 'I was told four hours ago?

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'I went on to say that it has been flawlessly spectacular in both locations by all reports,

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The representative rolled her eyes, spun her computer monitor around and said, all

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She went on to offer me A' refund, but there were no other flights to get there before 5:00

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When my wife is enjoying our anniversary weekend sleeping in A' chair by Starbucks, they call

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I'm now enraged and only focused on containing myself as to not be arrested by tsa.

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So how does the story end?

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You wouldn't believe it or perhaps you would.

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'I Dunno.

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The plane lands and the incoming flight crew comes off at the gate, 'I chat with

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As it turns out, our original flight was nearly empty, so rather than take

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Canceled it and doubled up our flight with the next one.

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We paid for A' A'.

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Lost A' Day at our resort, our rental car, and worst of all, one of our four days.

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Airlines purposely made us spend an entire day at an airport gate awaiting

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We were lied to not once maintenance, not twice weather, but three times airport construction

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That keeping us there was A' plan all.

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Sure unforeseen things occur and stuff happens, but having no integrity and

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Well, there it is.

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Another and A' long line of Bad Spirit airline stories.

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Just go look all over the internet now.

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It's up to you.

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If you choose to fly with spirit, you may get what you do not deserve.

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Mm-hmm.

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Captain, wrong

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I'm so angry.

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All right.

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Well, it's very interesting because just we can talk about this on the after

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Oh,

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New York City because

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oh funny.

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one way.

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So 'I have literally been at this terminal.

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Well then that's interesting cuz 'I guess that just goes to prove that

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We know Spirit Airline sucks, but it's the only direct flight option.

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Well, that was my question.

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Boston Providence.

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I've never heard of Boston Providence.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:29

Oh, Boston Providence.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:31

In the review, they say they, it was the only one way from

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:39

Oh yeah, good point.

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'I don't know why they say Providence, Rhode Island, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:44

right.

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In Boston, Massachusetts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:46

Maybe he meant Boston slash Providence, so like maybe like they

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Is there an airline at in Providence?

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is that geographically?

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Are they that close to each other?

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'I?

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Think so.

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'I?

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'I Don't know.

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Let's see, Providence, Boston.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:04

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They're, yeah, they

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:06

Yeah, they're close enough.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:07

But is there A' Airport in Providence?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:09

Providence

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:10

there must be like A' small one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:12

Airport?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:14

Oh, 'I thought they were saying they lived in in Boston.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:16

Providence 'I was like, what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:19

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:19

Okay, so there's A', Rhode Island International and Providence 'I Guess

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:23

But that's probably small

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:25

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:26

But either way, 'I guess they're saying that this is the only direct flight.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:31

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:32

Was that your case?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:33

Cuz you were saying that too, like that that was why you did it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:36

in my specific circumstance when 'I would be going, it was direct, uh, for

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:50

Well, okay, so 'I think the crux of this review is based on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:56

Unnamed flight crew person, their retelling of the events, which 'I definitely believe

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:05

And 'I would imagine that they would have more information than we would be given,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:12

The email said one thing and then this, like other one said something else.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:16

Like they don't have their story straight,

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:18

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:19

Clearly there's something fishy

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:20

like 'I believe that that's, so it 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:23

Wonder if that's common.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:25

Is that common to just cancel A' flight because there aren't enough

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:29

'I do feel like I've heard of that before, but 'I guess the point

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:35

Like, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:36

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:36

Don't delay

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

don't delay

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:38

But 'I, 'I do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:40

I'm making this up, but 'I do think that there is some statistic about canceled

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:49

And clearly Spirit really needs all the help they can get.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:53

'I mean we have flown tiny, tiny, tiny, little like propeller jet planes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:59

That seat like 17 people from Miami or Fort Lauderdale to Key West.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:06

And there will like sometimes be like three people on the plane.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:09

But that is like A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:10

Completely different circumstance.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:13

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:13

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:13

Wish that we knew the flight crew person's information or name like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:17

Wish there

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:18

But maybe they like didn't wanna put them on blast cuz that that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:26

Good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:26

Look.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:28

'I know, so, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:29

Do you believe the flight person's story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:32

'I do cuz 'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:34

Imagine if like, if they're saying like, we wanted to leave last night, it was such an early

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:41

So 'I think it makes sense that the flight attendant is like, 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:46

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:47

Like, They just didn't wanna leave cuz they didn't have enough people on the plane.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:50

'I think it seems feasible and also just the fact that it was like we were saying there were

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:59

It's like, what is it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:01

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:02

'I was also curious like that the person on the phone was like, you should still come at four 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:08

Wonder if the email actually said that and, and Captain 'I just didn't include that

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:13

Oh, if the email said still go on time, or if the email was just like, because

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:27

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:28

'I mean That is one, like at the beginning of this, of hearing this

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:35

Cuz so often they won't f-ing tell you until you're already checked

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:43

point of no return, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:44

But, but God, no.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

Okay, wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

'I have A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:49

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:50

Have you ever eaten at A' long?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:52

no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:52

'I was gonna ask you 'I like, what is that?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:55

What's

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:55

It's like A' Steakhouse.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:57

Is it like Outback?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:58

Uh, ish.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:00

Have you ever been to A', Texas Roadhouse?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:02

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:03

Oh, oh my god.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:04

Texas Roadhouse has like the most incredible bread baskets.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:07

They give you cinnamon

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:08

Ooh, love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:10

Texas Roadhouse, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:11

Think they give you like free peanuts, and there's like peanut shells,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:14

Paint us on the floor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:15

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:16

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:17

And for some reason 'I think of Longhorn as very similar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:21

Like we did have Longhorn, we did have, cuz 'I can see it like the LogoVora,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:28

It's like all caps and it looks like horns, like Bullhorns or 'I did in the nineties.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:32

But 'I don't necessarily think of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:35

'I get the, the opening statement here is that they're conservative and they live in Boston.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:42

Yeah, the working class people that live outside Boston,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:47

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:47

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:48

Actually, that was my favorite part of this review, because 'I think going

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:56

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:57

Like every, it's like the butt of the joke at this point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:59

Everybody knows we don't take spirit, but at the end of the day, The reason why the

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:09

So if you're somebody that wants to travel and wants to have this experience but

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

Like there were, there were all these negotiations that had to be made.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:25

'I can understand how somebody might still end up taking this airline, even though.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:32

It's the butt of the joke and everybody knows.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:34

So 'I thought that that was A' good context.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:36

Well, 'I agree, and that is one of those considerations like do you

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:51

Like that's A' conversation for some people

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:54

And then, and then the end of the day didn't save the money because they were like

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:00

That is the tricky thing about vacations in general is like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:04

You have to book the resort, you have to book all of the like reservations for ho for restaurants.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:09

All of that has to be pre-planned.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:11

So when one little thing goes off, and you would assume 'I mean 'I, at least 'I believe A' story,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:22

From like delays going on

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

the only reason 'I take the early flight.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:27

'I will also tell you 'I think the first flight 'I ever went on in

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:36

That was like A' giant Delta plane.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:38

But then after that, every other flight 'I ever took was spirit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:42

So 'I didn't actually understand 'I was being nickled and dimed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:46

'I just sort of thought like, concessions are not free on the plane.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:49

And like you do have to pay for your bag cuz it's 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:52

Just like knew flying was awful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:54

Like that's just how it occurred to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:56

That's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:58

How long was that?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:58

Like how long was it before you were like, oh, it's this airline That sucks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:03

Maybe there are other airlines that are A' little bit better.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:05

'I think like years on, like once 'I was able to just sort of

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:14

'I probably is when 'I realized it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:16

But yeah, they are famous for these like individual fees, which Ron very nicely spells

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:22

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:23

And oxygen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

Just kidding.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:25

Yeah, that did make me think like 'I want, like can you imagine if you had

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:30

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

Hilarious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:33

that's like

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:34

Pay for your own oxygen mask before paying for the person next to you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:38

and then you put A' A' quarter in the next slot to get the, like the cushion,

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

god.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:43

The flotation device.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:45

Ron, also you mentioned this, how they talked about like they had to work extended

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:01

Oh, you mean when she was sleeping by the Starbucks?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:04

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:04

Instead of having umbrella drinks, when someone says umbrella drinks, what

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:10

Pina colada with like an umbrella or like A' margarita,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:14

Yeah, like A', A',

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:15

something that's like, but like yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:16

Blended A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:17

Blended beverage.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:19

you think of like A' colorful straw too?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:22

Mm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:22

Not as much 'I 'I still think of it having like one of those like little

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:28

'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:28

Don't think 'I like pina clots.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:30

Do you not?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:31

You like, you don't like pineapple, coconut,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:34

'I do, but 'I don't 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:37

Think 'I 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:37

Don't know there's

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:38

strawberry dery.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:39

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:39

Well, 'I love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:41

'I do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:41

Imagine when 'I think of an umbrella drink 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

Think of it in A' Coconut.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:44

So 'I, think 'I am thinking of

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:46

pina colada out of A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:47

Coconut 'I mean that would be disappointing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:50

It's like if the alternative is like sipping A' pina colada out of A' coconut poolside, or

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:00

Think that sort of paints A' picture for how upset you know, captain Ron was.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:04

no comparison there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:05

Ron also mentions, um, they had, they had scheduled A' bunch of shows.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:10

I'm very curious to see what shows they were going to see in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:14

'I was gonna ask you that cuz 'I was like, well, Trey will know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

Where do you think they were going?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:19

Because Hilton Head, that's North Carolina, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:22

No, that's South Carolina, but A' very different part.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:26

Well, Myrtle Beach actually does have several like venue shows, like there is

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:34

There is, and then there's A' Bunch of, there's the Carolina Opry,

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:37

And are there A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:38

Lot of like resort type places,

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:41

Um, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:43

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:43

Just 'I Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:44

This is, it's hard for me to like separate my opinions about this place cuz 'I am

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:51

So 'I think of it as, it's not very, it's not very glamorous in my opinion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:57

It's not like A' four star place.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:59

It's more family friendly than it is like, like A' get

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:03

A' romantic anniversary getaway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:05

It's not like you're going to Aspen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:07

It's like you're going to Myrtle Beach.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:09

Right, but it's better than Olive Garden.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:12

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:13

And that's Ron's experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:14

experience is that they usually celebrate it at Olive Garden are Longhorns,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:19

And no hate on Myrtle Beach.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:21

If you go to Myrtle Beach, you're gonna have fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:23

'I mean you're gonna get wasted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:24

That's like part of the culture.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:26

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:27

'I will say, this is what, this is what I'm thinking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:29

It's similar to Key West in A' way that like Key West is like dirty

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:35

It's not like elegance, it's not screaming elegance.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:38

You know what 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:39

not the vibe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:40

It's not the vibe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:41

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:43

But anyway, so back to this review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:44

So.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:45

'I think it's 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:46

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:47

Do think that there is unique information in here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:49

'I have never in my life considered until reading Captain Ron's review here that 'I will be flat

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:58

So part of me wonders like, can we really take this information as truth,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:05

And that's incredibly upsetting to

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:07

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

especially under this business model where you're gouging me in order to operate.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:15

You can't like slap my face too, you know, like there is something about like A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:27

You know, like there's A' little air of like being important.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:31

If this is like, oh, you have to pay in order to like wipe your ass

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:38

The least you could do is also be, yeah, be

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:41

Be transparent.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:42

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:42

That's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:43

What's the spelling grammar like

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:45

Good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:45

Except for that like little gaw at the

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:48

the end?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:49

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:49

Obviously it's long winded, but at the same time, it's hard with these airline

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:58

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:00

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:00

I've been in A' situation like this where I'm writing A' Complaint email or

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:08

Every grueling detail.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:11

Very true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:12

even though it was long 'I, it wasn't the longest by A' mile that 'I was

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:19

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:20

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:20

'I felt the length of this, but 'I also felt like you mentioned Captain Ron is giving us

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:34

And 'I like the perspective of like, it's not my first rodeo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:37

And 'I knew 'I was getting into something that was bad and the internet is littered with bad reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:43

Just go look.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:44

And 'I still made the decision that 'I was gonna do this and 'I was burned.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:49

Again, 'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:49

Think if there's somebody that happens upon this review that's thinking,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:55

'I think this would really push them over the edge not to.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:00

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:00

Do feel that for myself personally, from hearing it, do you think any of this is shady?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:05

Not really.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:06

'I wish that 'I knew about this statement from the flight person.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:10

It just seems so egregious that if that is A' practice, 'I would think you would

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:19

Just like I'm wondering if something was said and then Captain Ron interpreted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:26

Expounded upon the comment after going over it so much in their mind that like

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:35

I'm sure you know what it probably, that probably is A' practice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:38

I'm sure that that is true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:39

If it's not booked to A' certain capacity,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:42

it's not worth the gas that it takes to, yeah, to get you

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:46

And so then 'I am in agreement with Ron,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:49

I'm sure that there's been flights that have been canceled for that reason.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:52

But Ron's point is, well then tell us.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:55

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:55

Don't make us come at four in the morning.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:58

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:59

That was really 'I feel like where the whole narrative took A' turn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:01

Because like you said, like even though it is annoying to get an email at 10 30 at

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:08

Like it was like A' very, very early flight.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:11

At least it's something 'I think the real problem happened when the person on the phone

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:18

have you ever missed A' flight?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:20

No knocking all the wood.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:21

Yeah, same.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:23

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:23

My sister likes to call it very close 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:25

Like to get there extra early?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:27

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:28

'I have 'I have some Patreon stories.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:29

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:30

Humor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:30

Where we entertained.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:31

Honestly, 'I thought the oxygen joke fell flat, but 'I appreciated the

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:40

So 'I appreciated the,

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

thought it was story time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:43

We told, we told some stories.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:46

We made an.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:47

And obviously we do know it's typical like to be this angered at

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:53

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:53

And even Captain Ron obviously knows that too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:57

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

Think 'I could Crown

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:59

All right, let's

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:00

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:01

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and an effort to

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:08

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:11

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:18

In terms of.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

Four and A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

Half for Trey and four for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:22

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:23

Good job Captain Ron.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:24

Why four and A' half crowns Trey

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:27

'I just took half A' crown off because I'm just having A' hard time believing

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:33

with the employee

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:35

this would be disclosed to someone, but I'm gonna take it at truth value

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:43

'I think there is so much specific detail.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:45

In order to give you the experience that they walked through, that it,

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:53

it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:54

'I gave it four and A' half because 'I feel like this is, this will live with me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:58

Like I'm probably always going to believe that Spirit Airline will cancel the flight,

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:09

'I mean it just seems so atrocious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

'I think the spelling grammar is really great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:13

One fumble is fine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:14

You know, it was very long.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:16

'I appreciated the attempted humor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

'I like that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

It was as levelheaded as as could be 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:23

It doesn't feel like A' screaming rant and 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:26

And that why we didn't talk about this, but the final conclusion statement about like, if

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:35

'I, 'I think,

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:36

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:37

but 'I think you would be getting what you do deserve.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:39

Because if you aren't gonna heed all of this advice, then you deserve

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:45

uh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:46

So four and A', half from A' spirit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:48

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:49

ChelseyBD, why did you say full A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:51

'I really liked Captain Ron 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:53

Think that there was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:54

Lot of good information here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:56

'I, you know, 'I learned some things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:58

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:58

Think it was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:59

Little bit long 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:59

Think we could have edited A' little bit, and it could have been A', little A', little funny or A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:04

Little more entertaining.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:04

I'm sure there's like crazier reviews about Spirit Airlines out there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:08

But 'I picked this review because 'I felt like it was truthful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:12

And 'I believe the narrative and like you 'I appreciated.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:16

This whole review wasn't written in caps and it didn't just feel like an anger bomb.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:22

So 'I thought it was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:22

Good review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:23

And 'I went with four.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:24

It's not A', Review, Queen for me, but it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:26

Very solid review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:27

So good job Captain Ron 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:30

Guess this was 2019.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:32

So 'I, hope your 28th anniversary was A' 25th anniversary.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:37

'I hope your anniversary is is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:38

Little bit better this year and for all the years to come.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:41

all 'I have to say to Iran is A', hoi, matey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:44

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:47

Don't 'I Love how 'I made that Jewish A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:49

'I 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:51

Wanna go to Ron's Trip Advisor profile and see if they reviewed like the Alabama

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:59

Oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:59

Carolina of like Groovy Town Nation,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:03

maybe though like 'I thought our Spirit airline slight was bad, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:07

No 'I feel like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:10

Think that Captain Ron and Captain Ron's significant other is the perfect demographic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:15

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:15

Believe up

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:16

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:16

'I think it's tailored to that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:17

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:17

Hope that when they did eventually arrive, it was good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:20

'I mean hotels are expensive, especially if you're going to A' A' like tourism

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:29

So if you miss out on A' fucking night,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:32

Ugh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:33

oh my 'I would be so.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:35

thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:35

Absolutely not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:37

Uh, good job, Ron.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:38

I'm sorry,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:39

Yes, Ron.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:40

Good work, captain Ron.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:42

3, 2, 1.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:45

Well, that was A' Fun review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:46

Good job finding that ChelseyBD.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:48

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:49

Captain Ron.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:50

3, 2, 1.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:50

This, oh, I'm just looking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:52

This is Captain Ron's only contribution to TripAdvisor,

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:56

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:58

so this one sent Captain Ron over the edge.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:02

Well, cap B, you've scored really high over here, so you should do more review, sir.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:07

Yeah, look at that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:09

Not even an elite reviewer, but still getting almost A' Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:13

Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

Okay, my Queen, we've done it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:15

We've reached the most regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:18

Who do you wanna induc Trey for?

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My Royal line.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:23

Well, thank you for asking ChelseyBD today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:26

'I am so excited.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:28

'I haven't talked about this yet, and I'm worried that once 'I induct it, I'm gonna fall off.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:35

But 'I today hit my 31st day streak on Duo Lingo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:44

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:47

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:48

So I'm so excited.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:49

I've really been enjoying it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:50

'I am going to induct today the language learning app called Do A' Lingo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:56

So maybe everyone knows about it or maybe they don't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:59

So let me just briefly explain my husband's cousin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:04

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:05

Cousin-in-law,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:06

Is that my cousin-in-law is that my first cousin twice removed

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:11

'I, don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:13

Anyway, my cousin Scott, is younger than me and we recently saw them at A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:20

So 'I saw Scott and Scott was sharing with me that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:25

They were choosing to exit social media and to replace social media apps with duo lingo

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:57

And 'I thought, wow, that's so smart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:59

And so Scott was like, here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:01

Here's this link, click on it and like I'll get points or something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:04

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:04

So 'I was like, yeah, sure, whatever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:06

At my workplace, outside of the podcast, A', lot of people speak Spanish.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:10

And so 'I was someone that did study Spanish in school, but 'I never took it seriously.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:15

'I was incredibly intimidated.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:17

'I, remember my like Spanish two class was the most.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:21

Hum Drumroll teacher who literally had like 350 note cards that just had questions in Spanish,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:39

Oh my

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:40

Repeat the question and then answer it in Spanish, and there was A', no English rule

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:49

It did not make me lean in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:51

It made me petrified.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:52

'I wanted to skip the class.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:54

It was horrible.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:54

Anyway, so all of that to say, 'I took Scott's offer and 'I have been doing Spanish

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:01

I've done it every single day, and they're literally five minute like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:05

Choose the length of time 'I mean, you can tweak it, but I'm doing five minutes A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:16

But it's not about that for me, it's like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:20

Choose to take at least five minutes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:22

'I usually do more than one A' day.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:24

But 'I am committed to doing like this five minute spurt of exercising my brain, trying to grow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:32

And it also makes me feel like I'm making up for time that 'I didn't take it seriously

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:39

And so it's helped me get closer with A', lot of my coworkers, which actually I'm so

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:46

It has, um, created an intentionality around using my smartphone.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:50

So 'I cannot recommend do A' lingo enough.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:53

'I had heard of it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:54

'I thought, 'I don't have interest in that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:56

I'm not very, and 'I even was sort of like, I'm not gonna stick to that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:59

Like 'I don't want to like be doing

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:02

Be beholden to an app or, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:05

but they really do A' really great job of making it entertaining,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:11

Very surprising to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:12

'I know I'm like 18 years late on duo lingo, but like it's A' great app 'I, understand why everyone

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:19

I'm still doing the free and it's wonderful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:22

So for that reason this week, 'I am inducting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:25

Do A' lingo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:28

We don't have A' promo code because you don't have to pay anything, but if we ever

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:34

But 'I would love for you to join it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:37

I'm loving it, and if you join it, follow me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:39

My username is Trey s Bonita.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:43

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:44

That means Trey is pretty.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:47

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:48

'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:48

you ever done.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:49

'I haven't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:49

But it's funny that you should bring it up because it was just brought up to me A' couple days

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:58

They were A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:59

They're doing the free plan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:01

And so they were asking if 'I would join because if 'I join they get like unlimited

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:09

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:10

So now I'm gonna have to decide between the two of you guys whose intro I'm gonna use.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:16

Cause 'I do really wanna do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:18

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:18

Guess 'I have to choose you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:19

You are my work husband.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:20

No, you can do whatever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:21

'I can send you the link though.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:22

But, um, 'I also tried to learn Yiddish and,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:27

Is Yiddish on there?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:28

Yiddish is on, wait, 'I, stand corrected.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:31

'I tried to learn Hebrew.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:32

Hebrew and Yiddish are both on there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:35

'I was like, let me try Yiddish.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:37

But then 'I was like, no, 'I wanna learn Hebrew because 'I hear Hebrew at all.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:42

The high holidays and 'I have literally no idea what's going on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:45

But that is literally A' different alphabet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:48

And that

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:48

was gonna say That's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:49

Do Spanish first.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:50

that is so much for me that 'I was sort of like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:54

I'm gonna just stick with Spanish.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:55

Could you say like, A' fun sentence in Spanish, like that you've learned on lingo?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:00

Well, 'I learned this from A' coworker yo soy mama daughter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:06

What does that mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:06

'I am what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:09

I'm not gonna tell you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:10

Mama.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:11

Dora.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:12

Oh, ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:13

Are you A' mama daughter?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:15

Maybe 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:16

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:16

Dunno what it's I'm A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:18

Mommy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:18

I'm A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:19

Mama Dora.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:20

Mama Dora.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:21

A' very bad word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:22

So anyone that speaks Spanish, they know what's happening.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:25

And if you don't join Duo lingo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:27

But 'I did learn 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:28

'I learned this phrase on duo lingo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:30

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:31

Um, me, A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

S A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:36

Oh, my husband is elegant.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:40

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:41

Yay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:42

See 'I still know some things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:45

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:45

That was fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:45

Good induction.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:46

Trey, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:46

Love that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:47

And you know what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:48

It just, it's one of those things where when it comes up multiple

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:53

Good sign.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:54

And 'I love the impetus from your cousin-in-law about, you know, We have this addiction to

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:17

I've done that myself with listening to more podcasts, audio books, and

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:28

Let's go ahead and induct Scott Rubenstein as well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:31

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:32

Scott Rubenstein, thank you so much.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:36

you made all the difference.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:37

There we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:38

All right, well we did A' Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:39

That is another round on the R A' Mama Dora RQ Ferris Wheel.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:44

That felt like it went very fast.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:46

Unlike the delay for the Spirit airline flight.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:49

Thank you for joining us today.

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Trey Gerrald: 00:46:59

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You can choose to pay tiny, tiny, or less, tiny or A', little bit more tiny or A', little

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:08

Tiny and we don't charge you per item like Spirit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:11

Yeah, we don't do that.

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We don't have additional

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do that.

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We would never do that.

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but you could pay the smallest nomination.

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In order to hear this after show podcast.

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Yeah.

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Or you can just listen to this and get A'.

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Little bit of A', smr.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:22

Here's some, um, A' smr, uh, prefacing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:25

This is A' little preview of what's to come because ChelseyBD and Dre on our

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Except it'll come out on Friday.

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We are going to be rating and reviewing A' one Trip Advisor review for Big Ben in London.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:42

Oh my God.

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Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:45

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We don't wanna upset our listeners.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:49

that might be listening.

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Small, quiet, contemplative moment while listening to this

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So if you think that sounds like it's interesting and you would like

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'I going into my

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'I.

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Don't know why we fell into asmr.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:47

Cause we've never done ASMR on the after show.

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'I.

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Feel like we're misleading our audience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:53

If you want A' R we can do it

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Yeah.

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Tell us on the fetch line or slide into our tms.

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We've already told you all of that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:59

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:00

am.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:01

I'm brushing my hair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:05

Oh dear.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:06

I'm going to use my pooper A' now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:12

That's so

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:12

Could you hear that

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:14

'I could, I'm just gonna put my nails on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:17

Can you hear this On the, on the the

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:19

Need to cut my hair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:23

it's time to cut my hair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:29

Okay, well now it's kind of weird.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:32

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:34

In order to not make this outro, kill our ears, I'm gonna stop the

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:42

Ignore the haters.

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You're A' Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:46

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Trey Gerrald: 00:49:51

Bye.

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As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

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Our cover art was designed.

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A' LogoVora and A' theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

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That was fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:12

That was A'.

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Lot of fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:14

There's only A' certain amount of people that really get like A', full body

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:21

Are you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:22

Oh, 'I don't, doesn't do anything for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:24

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:25

Does this do anything for you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:26

Like if I'm like pretending, like I'm like petting your head ever so gently.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:30

Do you feel anything?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:33

Try just relax.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:36

Just relax while 'I, just like play gently with your

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:41

'I.

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'I.

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Want to continue this conversation on the offshore cause?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:43

'I have A' Lot to say about A'.

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Somer.

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Join us on Friday Queens.

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Bye.