UA-198543153-1 81 - The Rockette Experience - Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey

Episode 81

Episode 81: The Rockette Experience

Happy Hanukkah & Merry Christmas from Chelsey & Trey! This week the Queens rate and review a 4 Star TripAdvisor Review for the Radio City Music Hall Christmas Spectacular Starring the Rockettes: ROCKETTE EXPERIENCE! Chelsey has a holiday cold, but is holiday hot over blocked aisles at the mall, and don't paste anything old around Trey! Long Live Lil Bow Wow.

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Transcript
VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got A', A', pin, Every, Californian, and Virginian, and Virginian.

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so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle.

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the score.

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Which ones 'I?

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A' Baby,.

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it's time to Review That Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, hello and hello listeners.

Trey Gerrald:

Welcome once again to Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

The podcast dedicated to reviewing

Chelsey Donn:

reviews we're just like Siskel and Ebert only.

Chelsey Donn:

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

Trey Gerrald:

that is Chelsey Donn.

Chelsey Donn:

and that is Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

And together we are.

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The Review Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

And A' very special Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon who

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VOICEOVER:

Hey sis, it's Christmas.

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You can cross me off A'.

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A' wishlist.

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Call Santa Claus 'I.

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A' misses.

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We gonna have the best Christmas ever existed.

Trey Gerrald:

don't forget, cuz our show is not one of those that thinks that there is

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, no booboo.

Trey Gerrald:

It's also

Chelsey Donn:

Literally our only song.

Trey Gerrald:

Yay.

Chelsey Donn:

Hanukah.

Chelsey Donn:

Merry

Trey Gerrald:

It's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Big time.

Chelsey Donn:

ho.

Chelsey Donn:

That will come up later

Trey Gerrald:

You guys what?

Trey Gerrald:

A'?

Trey Gerrald:

Big week.

Trey Gerrald:

We're celebrating.

Trey Gerrald:

We are in the midst of all of.

Chelsey Donn:

in the midst of all of it.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm experiencing A' little holiday cold.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think my voice is like lower, maybe like A' half octave, but.

Trey Gerrald:

sound like Emma Stone

Chelsey Donn:

Ooh, I'll take

Trey Gerrald:

minus the lisp.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll take it.

Chelsey Donn:

So, yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm sorry you have A' cold 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Feel like that's going around over here too.

Trey Gerrald:

Lots of sniffles, lots of Kleenex.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, what's going on besides the cold girl?

Chelsey Donn:

You know, I've been busy.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was just working as an actor, which is always fun.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm just coming from A' long day on set and things are good.

Chelsey Donn:

Family is around.

Chelsey Donn:

It's good to see the niece and nephews and my parents and my sister and brother-in-law and.

Chelsey Donn:

Louie 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think I've included everyone.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Pretty small family.

Chelsey Donn:

How have you been?

Chelsey Donn:

Trey?

Trey Gerrald:

good.

Trey Gerrald:

Life is good.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, I'm currently wearing my very saucy Christmas shirt.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you wanna describe it?

Trey Gerrald:

Chelseybd?

Chelsey Donn:

Trey is, oh my, wait, hold on.

Chelsey Donn:

Is this A' cu?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, it is.

Chelsey Donn:

It custom.

Trey Gerrald:

What?

Trey Gerrald:

No, it's like A' gay

Chelsey Donn:

kind of looks like, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, for A' second, 'I thought that it was like you and David when you

Trey Gerrald:

No.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

So there's A', blonde Man sort of bent over, A' sexy Santa's knee, and the sexy Santa's

Chelsey Donn:

And he, he's pulled down his pants to the point where his underwear, um, are exposed

Chelsey Donn:

And then it says, has someone been naughty?

Trey Gerrald:

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn:

And then the whole background of it is like A' wallpaper of 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Kind of like, how would you describe it?

Chelsey Donn:

Trey the backdrop.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, it's like, you know, those old timey sweaters like faded in the back where

Trey Gerrald:

It's like Christmas trees and 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess these are, it's green, but 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess these are probably snowflakes or, yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love it.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

it's my saucy shirt.

Trey Gerrald:

'I always thought anxious, wearing it in public, so 'I figured I'll wear it on the podcast.

Chelsey Donn:

Well in honor of my people, 'I am wearing our Kvetch

Trey Gerrald:

Perfectly suited.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm good.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm happy the shirt is, you know, 'I can't wear this around my family cuz 'I have little nephews

Chelsey Donn:

forbid,

Trey Gerrald:

working up to the bitter point of Christmas.

Trey Gerrald:

And then I'm flying with David to visit my family over the weekend, which is so lovely.

Trey Gerrald:

And then I'll fly right back and I'll hop right back into work.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Best.

Chelsey Donn:

Love it.

Chelsey Donn:

Love that For us

Trey Gerrald:

Now let's, let's go into something A' little, um, more fraught, shall we?

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think so 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Have some things 'I need to let off my chest.

Chelsey Donn:

Besides the congestion,

Trey Gerrald:

Let's let off the congestion and some spirited ranting.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, are you ready to,

VOICEOVER:

Lodge, A', Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

'I am Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

So I've been spending some time at the mall like you do around the holidays, you know,

Chelsey Donn:

Are you

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think 'I lost my pen while 'I when

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

so 'I have to find my pen

Chelsey Donn:

Trey is looking very like lost.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was, 'I wanted to make sure that.

Trey Gerrald:

It's on the ground.

Trey Gerrald:

That's why.

Chelsey Donn:

on the ground.

Chelsey Donn:

We got it.

Chelsey Donn:

The, the pen mystery has been solved.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, so the mall, the mall is very nostalgic.

Chelsey Donn:

'I like going there.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I still feel like even though we do all the online shopping, you just

Chelsey Donn:

But my Complaint is not with the malls.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

And, and 'I again, you know, don't like to be the good old school mom and don't want to feel like

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that's great.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you need that experience where you're away and you can kind of

Chelsey Donn:

Why is it that we feel that we have to lock arms

Trey Gerrald:

Oh no.

Chelsey Donn:

ways across?

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

Chelsey Donn:

And walk down the aisles of the mall so that 'I have to have like flashbacks of bad

Chelsey Donn:

Okay?

Chelsey Donn:

Now if you can latch arms in groups of two, three, maybe, and still leave

Chelsey Donn:

But when we start to become A' block, This is A' problem.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was confronted with my own adulthood in that moment.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, what do you say?

Chelsey Donn:

You know, and 'I think 'I just kind of like got there and 'I probably, you know, was like ugh.

Chelsey Donn:

And then they kind of dispersed and maybe like laughed like, ha, that old lady

Chelsey Donn:

But anyway, like is this annoying?

Chelsey Donn:

Am 'I the only 1:00 AM 'I A' School mom here on my own on this Grinchy holiday Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean this Complaint has literally like splintered off into

Trey Gerrald:

But then when you said these kids were addressing you as old lady,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, first of all, it reminds me instantly of that.

Trey Gerrald:

One scene in mean girls when they're all walking in A' row down the hallway

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Forgot about that.

Trey Gerrald:

but like of course, I'm sure we've discussed this, it's similar when you're

Trey Gerrald:

And then you use the word blockade, which made me think of ez, where you should just start singing.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you hear the people sing?

Trey Gerrald:

And they're not gonna know what you're talking about cuz you're in Los

Chelsey Donn:

would've been so good though.

Chelsey Donn:

'I should have done that.

Trey Gerrald:

'I know we've discussed this because spacial awareness makes me so angry.

Trey Gerrald:

It, it is like A' matchbook ignition for me, like zero to 100.

Trey Gerrald:

The nons spatial

Chelsey Donn:

You were gasoline.

Trey Gerrald:

me, yes, the block A' is gasoline for me.

Trey Gerrald:

and it's especially something in that teen years that like you just really, you're not A',

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I get it.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I get that feeling.

Chelsey Donn:

That's why I'm like, 'I don't wanna be A' school mom.

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz 'I know what it's like to have that independence and like be in your

Chelsey Donn:

And you're developing your personality and it's fun to get lost in all of that,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, especially when you're like in that teenage preteen era where you're

Trey Gerrald:

So you have this first expression of freedom and you're just so consumed with just Jason.

Trey Gerrald:

Like my hair.

Trey Gerrald:

Did you see what Brian put on TikTok?

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald:

She looked at me.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like they're not concerned with the old lady that needs to get into Mac.

Chelsey Donn:

exactly, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Macy's, A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Such an old lady store and 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I love shopping there.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean the only like decree that should come from this Complaint

Trey Gerrald:

We all are sharing planet Earth.

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't

Chelsey Donn:

do you, do you like have the conversation with one of your

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't even want to say, do you?

Trey Gerrald:

This isn't even A'.

Trey Gerrald:

A' do you ba boo.

Trey Gerrald:

This isn't, doesn't even qualify.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like Sure do you up against the wall.

Trey Gerrald:

You mother.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm so mad.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love you, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, Trey, now that you're so mad, 'I just wanna give you the gift of being

Chelsey Donn:

So let's hear it.

Chelsey Donn:

What are you gonna Lodge A' complain about this week?

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I'm gonna take this rage and I'm gonna copy and paste it

Trey Gerrald:

, have you ever gone and done liker V and then like an old copy paste that you did

Trey Gerrald:

My computer doesn't remember my passwords, but it sure does.

Trey Gerrald:

Remember my old copy paste.

Chelsey Donn:

oh my God, yes.

Trey Gerrald:

It makes me so angry.

Trey Gerrald:

Wh why do you remember something?

Trey Gerrald:

And it happens between devices because now it's like copy pasting, retrieving

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, wow.

Chelsey Donn:

'I didn't know that that was A' thing.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, it's amazing.

Trey Gerrald:

It'll do it like from your phone to your computer, all of that.

Trey Gerrald:

But like 'I don't need to know.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 17 tops from Macy's, which 'I like copy pasted The last time 'I was sitting at this desk.

Trey Gerrald:

It makes

Chelsey Donn:

This episode is not sponsored by Macy's

Trey Gerrald:

We are not Macy's, even though it is Christmas,

Chelsey Donn:

even though it's Christmas.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

real talk.

Trey Gerrald:

Have you ever encountered that?

Chelsey Donn:

Totally.

Chelsey Donn:

And you know, this is such A', funny Complaint because it's something that 'I definitely

Chelsey Donn:

So kudos to you like good one.

Chelsey Donn:

'I also hate, you know, when you like copy something but for whatever reason it doesn't

Trey Gerrald:

Have you ever copy pasted but realized you just highlighted

Trey Gerrald:

That's always

Chelsey Donn:

like you click and then you click off and then you

Trey Gerrald:

And then it's like this miniature solo shame where you're

Chelsey Donn:

How did 'I forget?

Trey Gerrald:

control C?

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Chelsey Donn:

Or maybe you didn't forget.

Chelsey Donn:

And the computer was just like, gotcha.

Trey Gerrald:

Gotcha.

Trey Gerrald:

A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little stupid human.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, wait, do you,

Chelsey Donn:

think they're fighting back.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

real, real dividing question.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you control C, control V or do you right click?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Control C, control V, all day, every day.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean right clicking just feels like A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Total waste of time.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, you know, 'I, Ooh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Just thought of A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Really good Royal Highness.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, you know, now that I'm sitting here like working from my desk, like 'I never

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I, it's just too much trouble to take it all down.

Trey Gerrald:

Because 'I have an actual desktop set up.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have an actual mouse and I'm, so I'm back to the right click.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

It's really like A' lot quicker for A', lot of things.

Chelsey Donn:

oh, I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna say in my Control C.

Chelsey Donn:

Control V

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I get that when you're on A' track pad on A' laptop,

Chelsey Donn:

Well, 'I have A' Mouse, but it's not like A' double click Mouse.

Trey Gerrald:

use A' Mouse and you don't.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, so

Chelsey Donn:

but it's A' Single Click Mouse.

Chelsey Donn:

It's

Trey Gerrald:

But can't, isn't there some way to do it?

Chelsey Donn:

maybe, but like it 'I don't feel like I'm well-versed enough in it.

Chelsey Donn:

Like whereas the keyboard, it's just like A' boom, bam boom.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have an extra keyboard that's not attached to my laptop, obviously.

Trey Gerrald:

And there is A' screenshot key.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, like this.

Trey Gerrald:

We're showing each other everyone.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you have the new merit keypad on the right?

Chelsey Donn:

No 'I have the 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I do have all the apple stuff.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so this will really show up later in life.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I am so attached to everything being Apple, but A', lot of it's very

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I, this is 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't even know what brand this is, but it has the little, um, keypads on the right

Chelsey Donn:

numbers.

Trey Gerrald:

girl.

Trey Gerrald:

Anytime 'I am doing spreadsheets or like taxes, it literally expedites tax work.

Trey Gerrald:

So cra 'I can't even tell you.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald:

It is such A' game change.

Chelsey Donn:

it for that alone.

Trey Gerrald:

And then there's also the screenshot picture.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I just push it.

Trey Gerrald:

It is.

Trey Gerrald:

It's such A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Time saver.

Trey Gerrald:

Anyway, we've become A'

Chelsey Donn:

wow.

Chelsey Donn:

We've really diverged, uh, from the

Trey Gerrald:

Speak about being old people here.

Trey Gerrald:

We are

Chelsey Donn:

Here we are, we're like, we can't even remember what we're doing anymore.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

What are we doing, Trey?

Chelsey Donn:

Why are we here today?

Trey Gerrald:

well, we are gonna celebrate the holidays and we are going to channel our

Chelsey Donn:

Woo.

Chelsey Donn:

We shall.

VOICEOVER:

Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trustee.

Chelsey Donn:

Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you A' review.

Trey Gerrald:

We break it down and we rate the impact of the review on A' scale from

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' very regal process that ChelseyBD and 'I love to call.

VOICEOVER:

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn:

We are the Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

This is our opinion.

Chelsey Donn:

. Trey, what do you have for us today?

Chelsey Donn:

Let us know.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, alright, so 'I, want everyone to know, I'm actually

Trey Gerrald:

I'm going to, I'm gonna right click and I'm gonna get info and, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So literally on March 6th, 'I found this review and it has sat on my

Chelsey Donn:

Feel you girl.

Chelsey Donn:

That's A' commitment.

Trey Gerrald:

It's Christmas themed, but I'll tell you what, 'I don't think it's entertaining enough

Trey Gerrald:

So then 'I was like, okay, what just rings and screams Christmas?

Trey Gerrald:

When 'I, think of December.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think of Christmas commercialism, which makes me think of.

Trey Gerrald:

The radio city, Christmas Spectacular, featuring the Rockettes, which 'I

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I was like, 'I really feel like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I used up the Rockettes in A' way that didn't actually address the Rockettes.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I went to TripAdvisor.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very challenging to.

Trey Gerrald:

The radio city, Christmas spectacular featuring the Rockettes because what

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like Radio City, musical, Christmas spectacular, featuring

Trey Gerrald:

It's like what?

Trey Gerrald:

It's like these like.

Trey Gerrald:

Packages that people purchase.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I found the Rockette experience, which is something you can add on.

Trey Gerrald:

It's 'I actually have done it and you get to go like 40 minutes before the

Chelsey Donn:

Oh wow.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very cool.

Trey Gerrald:

In the midst of reading the reviews, none of them were about that backstage tour ChelseyBD.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So people do not know

Chelsey Donn:

is like A' landing page.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, people don't underst.

Chelsey Donn:

Which is kind of A' problem within itself that they should address, but

Trey Gerrald:

or maybe it's on purpose.

Chelsey Donn:

maybe, oh.

Trey Gerrald:

'I am gonna be sharing A' four.review from TripAdvisor on

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, this is A'.

Trey Gerrald:

This is A' challenge.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I can see that they're from Charlotte, North Carolina.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

it's NC Hokey Gal oh one,

Chelsey Donn:

Ooh.

Trey Gerrald:

which like, it looks like it's saying Choki Gal,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, but you think it's like North Carolina.

Chelsey Donn:

Hokey girl.

Trey Gerrald:

What is A'?

Trey Gerrald:

Hokey.

Chelsey Donn:

Hokey.

Chelsey Donn:

Isn't hokey like crazy?

Trey Gerrald:

Like, oh, you're so

Chelsey Donn:

You're so hokey.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Or you do the hokey, hokey and you turn

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, the hokey Pokey

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I think hokey means like, like crazy,

Trey Gerrald:

like, yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like, oh, he was so hokey.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think should 'I look this up,

Trey Gerrald:

What is hokey?

Trey Gerrald:

Hokey?

Trey Gerrald:

It was A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little

Chelsey Donn:

Hokey is A' Goodhearted, slightly hokey song.

Chelsey Donn:

How could you use hokey in the

Trey Gerrald:

How do you use it in the,

Chelsey Donn:

That is

Trey Gerrald:

never done A' spelling bee

Chelsey Donn:

A', hokey country Western accent.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, that's not defining you.

Chelsey Donn:

You're

Trey Gerrald:

It's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little hokey 'I feel like comedy sometimes is described as hokey.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, obviously contrived.

Chelsey Donn:

Corny.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Corny, phony, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so

Chelsey Donn:

We got their corn ball.

Chelsey Donn:

That's A' synonym.

Trey Gerrald:

cornball.

Chelsey Donn:

such A' corn ball.

Chelsey Donn:

You hokey corn ball.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know

Trey Gerrald:

So then this is written by North Carolina Hokey Gal oh one.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow, that's A' mouthful.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just wanna quickly interject that.

Chelsey Donn:

This is really funny that we're talking about this because as one of my niece, Sherry's.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, Hanukkah presents my mom bought her, the American girl Throwback to

Trey Gerrald:

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn:

dinner at American Girl and then like A' Rockette show, and may or

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, you get to do A' A' step and repeat with A' Real

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

And your American girl doll in this example

Trey Gerrald:

And you get to see the room that

Chelsey Donn:

where it happens,

Trey Gerrald:

there's like A' private apartment that whoever built Radio

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, that's cool.

Trey Gerrald:

and like it's really cool.

Trey Gerrald:

Anywho.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

North Carolina Hokey Gal oh one s four.

Trey Gerrald:

Review of the Rocket Experience.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

The subject is wonderful show disappointing services slash souvenirs.

Chelsey Donn:

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

was written December, 2018.

Trey Gerrald:

This show was A' Dream of.

Trey Gerrald:

'I had always wanted to go see the Rockettes.

Trey Gerrald:

The show was great.

Trey Gerrald:

'I read A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Lot of reviews saying the line to get in was terrible and lots of

Trey Gerrald:

'I found the line to be the opposite.

Trey Gerrald:

We arrived an hour early as the email stated, we were inside with time to use the restroom,

Trey Gerrald:

That's when the less than great part of the night.

Trey Gerrald:

The line to get refreshments was awful.

Trey Gerrald:

The lady and the gentleman both seemed disoriented and not prepared to be working.

Trey Gerrald:

The refreshment stands we were in the short.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry that hits.

Chelsey Donn:

That.

Chelsey Donn:

Hits close.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

We were in the shortest line and still stood in line for over 10 minutes.

Trey Gerrald:

To get two waters and two Sprites,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Sprite is capitalized.

Trey Gerrald:

We then ventured to the souvenir stand, how?

Trey Gerrald:

Lackluster only way to describe the selection.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was prepared to spend A' fair amount of money.

Trey Gerrald:

'I didn't buy one thing.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't want.

Trey Gerrald:

A'.

Trey Gerrald:

T-shirt, 'I don't need A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Key chain.

Chelsey Donn:

God.

Trey Gerrald:

There was no advertisement that programs were available for purchase.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would've liked to have bought one, but 'I was never told that that was an option.

Trey Gerrald:

'I wanted the snow globe, but not for the $75 price tag.

Trey Gerrald:

'I ended up purchasing two ornaments from one of the Christmas stores in town,

Chelsey Donn:

'i.

Trey Gerrald:

to one day return to see the show.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's just hope they have improved on the services and souvenir selection.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

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Chelsey Donn:

You know how close the home, this review hits for me and you?

Trey Gerrald:

A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, so full

Chelsey Donn:

got it.

Chelsey Donn:

We got A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

ChelseyBD

Trey Gerrald:

and 'I, not at the same time, nor at the same theater, but

Chelsey Donn:

when we first graduated from college.

Trey Gerrald:

We both worked for the same exact company that staffed bars and

Chelsey Donn:

So we were the people that were giving out the concession, the, the concessions.

Chelsey Donn:

We won't say the name of the company, but it involves the word.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, so 'I feel, it's hard for me to not think that this is A' Karen, because 'I worked at Mary

Chelsey Donn:

where I'm doing pre-filled drinks for the show and right before the audience comes

Chelsey Donn:

'I basically domino down an entire row of Diet Coke, and then that

Chelsey Donn:

So now In addition to being like completely drained and wet, the money that 'I have to

Chelsey Donn:

At the theater and he was just like mopping behind me as 'I was trying to make it through A'

Chelsey Donn:

Like this is something that both happened to me in real life.

Chelsey Donn:

And is now A' recurrent?

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, that is A' real

Trey Gerrald:

'I was like, this is so specific of A'

Chelsey Donn:

No, no.

Chelsey Donn:

That's A' real story of something that happened to me and now it's like A' nightmare of mine.

Chelsey Donn:

And the whole irony of it is that the pre pores for intermission happen

Chelsey Donn:

Stick so gentle.

Chelsey Donn:

And then the end when you're trying to put the like lids on everything, cuz everything

Chelsey Donn:

It's like super.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's, and then as soon as that ends, you know, the rush is coming.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's nightmarish.

Chelsey Donn:

It is so hard being A' bartender.

Chelsey Donn:

At these places like 'I, don't know if it's this way at Rock Hats 'I, I'm sure it is.

Chelsey Donn:

Everything has to come in like A' souvenir cup.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you remember that?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

So like even if you 'I mean for us at least, it was like even if you ordered A'

Chelsey Donn:

So like everything takes time.

Chelsey Donn:

Like even if you're just coming to buy Sprite.

Chelsey Donn:

And then also everything is so expensive, like not my fault, 'I work there.

Chelsey Donn:

So, Every single person that you interact with beyond like being like, 'I want

Chelsey Donn:

You're like, it's, you know, $30 and they're like, $30 for two waters, it's 30.

Chelsey Donn:

And you're like, yes, ma'am.

Chelsey Donn:

It's $15 A' water.

Chelsey Donn:

Or you can like go down the block 'I don't know what to tell you.

Chelsey Donn:

Like do you want it or do you not want it?

Chelsey Donn:

You know?

Chelsey Donn:

And like that slows things down.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I, just 'I have to leave room for the carum of all of this review to be that like,

Chelsey Donn:

There's like one or two people that are working back there scrambling and it's A' lot.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, this is the anxiety that that 'I think encapsulates it.

Trey Gerrald:

So anyone that is just hearing and doesn't have the experience, so you just have to imagine, first

Trey Gerrald:

So it's the same exact experience.

Trey Gerrald:

To, to get A'

Chelsey Donn:

Going in

Trey Gerrald:

but this is, but with your imagining, also consider this, why it's so

Chelsey Donn:

on both sides, like right before it's gonna start and intermission.

Trey Gerrald:

And everyone has the exact same deadline, so everyone has

Trey Gerrald:

So it's, it's such A' compressed cacophony of anxiety, stress.

Trey Gerrald:

It's, it's such A' specific anxiety.

Trey Gerrald:

It

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, and if like someone happens to roll out in the middle of the show cuz

Chelsey Donn:

We can have A' whole talk at the bar cuz nobody's there in the middle of the show.

Chelsey Donn:

But at these times, uh,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, 'I, remember when we went to see Cheer Live that was at like the p and

Trey Gerrald:

But it's like, Eh, that's like the gig, like, you know, you're gonna have to wait

Chelsey Donn:

just, it's part of the gig.

Chelsey Donn:

And also like, so we've obviously, we've just spent A', lot of real estate sort of roasting

Chelsey Donn:

Can we just call her north?

Chelsey Donn:

Can we just call her North Carolina?

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

Is that fine?

Chelsey Donn:

North Carolina, we haven't even begun to get into the souvenir chapter,

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, I'll let you start

Trey Gerrald:

Well, okay, well 'I so, so 'I do feel like 'I can see both sides of this

Trey Gerrald:

But like North Carolina begins with the fact that this experience has been so much

Trey Gerrald:

But it is also A' brand.

Trey Gerrald:

And so it's the same as like when you go see Madonna in concert, like you are

Trey Gerrald:

But like, it's just so funny to me that like you want A' souvenir, but

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

That was crazy to me.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, okay, pull of the audience 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe we'll remember to put this on Instagram before this airs.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't hold us to it, but pull of the audience.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

If you saw A' T-shirt in A' Souvenir Shop, would any part of your brain be surprised?

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Or.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't understand.

Chelsey Donn:

is that, your honor?

Chelsey Donn:

How is that A' piece of evidence?

Chelsey Donn:

Like that is just so crazy to say.

Chelsey Donn:

'I visited the souvenir shop and 'I was mad that there was A' t-shirt there.

Chelsey Donn:

'I would be mad if there wasn't A' t-shirt there.

Chelsey Donn:

Like how could there not be?

Chelsey Donn:

A' T-shirt

Trey Gerrald:

'I know it's the most obvious merchandise, but I'm wondering

Chelsey Donn:

crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

what did North Carolina want?

Chelsey Donn:

She wanted the snow globe.

Chelsey Donn:

She didn't wanna spend $75 for it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I know, but what was she like?

Chelsey Donn:

Second poll of the audience.

Chelsey Donn:

How much would you expect A' A' Rockette Snow Globe sold at the

Chelsey Donn:

To be

Trey Gerrald:

Well that's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good question because going back to Cheer, which was months ago, 'I don't know why 'I

Trey Gerrald:

And David was like, well, how did you think they were gonna be cheaper?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm like, $50 for A' T-shirt.

Trey Gerrald:

So to me, A' Snow Globe

Chelsey Donn:

'I was like $75.

Chelsey Donn:

That's like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Hundred 'I Mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It didn't seem like, she didn't say it was A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Tiny snow globe.

Chelsey Donn:

So A' hundred bucks.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Like those things are expensive.

Chelsey Donn:

So to me it's just kind of odd because it seems like the merchandise, they did actually

Chelsey Donn:

North Carolina saw the snow globe and was like, 'I want you boo.

Chelsey Donn:

And then didn't wanna pay the the ticket price.

Trey Gerrald:

You know?

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, hold on.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm going back to the services again.

Trey Gerrald:

Because the subject is disappointing service slash souvenirs.

Trey Gerrald:

But like, and they also reference how they've seen, and this does like proliferate.

Trey Gerrald:

All of these reviews

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

like people missing the beginning of the show because they're in line, they're

Trey Gerrald:

And it's like so many people talk about that.

Trey Gerrald:

So why would your brain not then go to the fact that like, oh, it's probably gonna

Trey Gerrald:

Like if the line to get in is that bad, don't you imagine?

Trey Gerrald:

It's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

You're gonna be waiting.

Chelsey Donn:

It sounds like what happened was they got there an hour

Chelsey Donn:

Actually, when they said that 'I starred that, well, 'I starred the hour thing multiple times.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause 'I was like, this is actually really good information because maybe A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Somebody's gonna sign up, they're gonna get the email, they're not gonna read it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought it was sort of queenly that North Carolina mentioned this one hour

Chelsey Donn:

'I was like, okay, good for you.

Chelsey Donn:

Like they said, come an hour early, you came an hour early and there

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe for like the masses of people thing.

Chelsey Donn:

but 'I think the, the like anxiety or whatever you wanna call it came because they got there

Chelsey Donn:

But the reality is who are the people in line for concessions?

Chelsey Donn:

The other people that read the email boo,

Trey Gerrald:

Right

Chelsey Donn:

like that's it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I actually went to see the Rockettes.

Trey Gerrald:

Probab 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It was probab.

Trey Gerrald:

You know what?

Trey Gerrald:

It probably was 2019, so it was probably the following year.

Trey Gerrald:

and 'I did the pre-show thing.

Trey Gerrald:

So like 'I, 'I got in, you know, but.

Trey Gerrald:

The reason that the lines are so crazy is because they literally do four or five shows.

Trey Gerrald:

A' Day and Radio City was built so long ago that there's only two entrances and

Trey Gerrald:

So like you can't funnel cuz it's such A', humongous venue that it's just these two

Trey Gerrald:

So, . It's just A' problem, like no matter what the show is.

Trey Gerrald:

So there's part of me that feels like anything you go to at Radio City is gonna have this issue.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I, I'm just feeling A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little split here because it's four stars, which 'I think is, is generous.

Trey Gerrald:

But like, can you really take

Chelsey Donn:

A'

Trey Gerrald:

cuz they, everything they say Wonderful show.

Trey Gerrald:

The show was great.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would love to see the show again.

Trey Gerrald:

One day.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like you're taking A' whole star off because you.

Trey Gerrald:

In line for concessions.

Trey Gerrald:

And you were disappointed with the souvenirs.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, are you going to the show for the souvenirs?

Trey Gerrald:

Are you going for the show that you said was wonderful and great?

Chelsey Donn:

'I Dunno.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think I'm sort of slid on it cuz 'I 'I feel like the messaging feels A' little bit skewed

Chelsey Donn:

You know like it's okay that you're like, my experience going to Rockettes

Chelsey Donn:

It was four 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love to give it five stars because the show is phenomenal.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have to take one star, one dot away.

Chelsey Donn:

Because 'I had A' kind of bad experience, just like getting through the lobby, trying

Chelsey Donn:

But other than that, the thing was great and that's why I'm giving

Chelsey Donn:

Think if the review had been delivered that way, we wouldn't be feeling this

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I just think it's weird because it's so negative.

Chelsey Donn:

Like so much of the review is so negative.

Chelsey Donn:

It's almost surprising that it's A' four daughter review because it's so complaining

Chelsey Donn:

DOT review.

Chelsey Donn:

So the fact that it's still for dot, even though North Carolina has spent so

Chelsey Donn:

A', little bit 'I think,

Trey Gerrald:

'I agree with you.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, because you're right cuz the whole experience is like it is the radio city Rockettes.

Trey Gerrald:

So like, but yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Because like 'I feel like 'I love the Hollywood Bowl, but getting

Chelsey Donn:

So like you should know that before going there.

Chelsey Donn:

You know what, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I wanna highlight that even though this is seeping in negativity, they do sort of say

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

Which 'I, don't know if 'I like that almost felt like more of A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God is A' Karen.

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

yeah, 'I,

Chelsey Donn:

'I just kind of hate that.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I had A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of money to spend here.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if you had so much money to spend, then you would've bought the $75 Snow Globe.

Chelsey Donn:

Am 'I being like ignorant.

Trey Gerrald:

You know what it is, 'I, it's occurring to me.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I, I'll say it's occurring to me that there's A' lot of, um, entitlement in the way that North

Trey Gerrald:

They felt like they shouldn't have to wait in A' long line.

Trey Gerrald:

They were in the shortest line, but it still took the longest.

Trey Gerrald:

The lady and the gentleman didn't know like how to be doing it and then like the souvenirs were

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like if you don't like it, like if you, if you got on the line and you were

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

yeah, but 'I feel like once you're in, you're not gonna

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's like, if it's not worth it, if it, you'd rather be dehydrated.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Or go to the water fountain.

Chelsey Donn:

or go to the water fountain.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, that's probably beneath 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm getting defensive.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel defensive too though.

Trey Gerrald:

But not even for my, not even for the concession workers.

Trey Gerrald:

Just sort of like, it's just sort of like what?

Trey Gerrald:

Like the whole 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

So valuable, new, unique information.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean it is, um, unique here.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz most of the reviews are about, first of all, this is supposed to be about the.

Trey Gerrald:

Behind the scenes tour, which it's not, but all of the radio city Christmas spectacular

Chelsey Donn:

We're not gonna dig North Carolina for this not being about the experience

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

Fair, but like, but it is unique because it's not about the crazy

Trey Gerrald:

It's actually like now about how crazy the concession line is.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Which 'I think is again fair.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if you're coming in from North Carolina and you know, shade being thrown.

Chelsey Donn:

But if you're coming in from somewhere else and you don't know Broadway or you

Chelsey Donn:

Like listen you, you've been hearing about the long line you're gonna wait

Chelsey Donn:

And there's also gonna be A', limited amount of souvenirs, and they're gonna

Trey Gerrald:

Spelling grammar is pretty good.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, are they being truthful?

Trey Gerrald:

Shady?

Trey Gerrald:

'I think they're truthful.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, but 'I think it probably did take A' long time.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe they don't have the largest variety of souvenirs.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't

Chelsey Donn:

threw A' little shade at those two concession workers.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

There was A' little shade in there.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think that it's shady, but 'I think it's truthful to North Carolina.

Chelsey Donn:

Agree.

Trey Gerrald:

Common experience, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

In the in between on that one,

Trey Gerrald:

Humor.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was, 'I was

Chelsey Donn:

was laughing A' lot but 'I don't know if it's because 'I

Trey Gerrald:

But like, okay, let's say you read this.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' four.review.

Trey Gerrald:

Is this gonna impact whether or not you're gonna go see the show?

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean it's A' four.so 'I think again, it's just confusing the way

Chelsey Donn:

I'm using A' Double negative, but like 'I don't think that if 'I read this review,

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I also don't think that North Carolina's review is trying to dismiss people of

Chelsey Donn:

To see the show,

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Just wanna say here, North Carolina obviously lives in North Carolina.

Trey Gerrald:

So like wouldn't you 'I understand wanting to buy swag or merch at the actual event,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just think the point of that is the reason why it's $75 or the reason why these things are

Chelsey Donn:

So it's like either you care about that or you don't.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I guarantee you your ass.

Trey Gerrald:

If you go to A' rockets.com or whatever the fuck, you're gonna be able to

Trey Gerrald:

That's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Authentic.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

Good point, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

Good

Trey Gerrald:

are coming out.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, let's, let's Crown.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel ready

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, why 'I?

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, heated.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating to school.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, I'm holding up two and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey's holding up three and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

'I went with my middle of the road.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that at the end of the day, this doesn't negatively impact the Rockettes, and

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I don't think there was A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of damage done.

Chelsey Donn:

That being said, 'I feel like it was A', little unbalanced at how much

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, and the souvenirs, like the t-shirt thing was very strange.

Chelsey Donn:

There was A', lot of stuff that felt very specific to North Carolina and not general to me.

Chelsey Donn:

So for that reason, 'I went with two and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

What about you, Trey?

Chelsey Donn:

Why three and A' half?

Chelsey Donn:

Was it because of the North Carolina of it all?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I, 'I just felt like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I went with three and A' half cuz it's strictly right there in the middle.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I, 'I 'I don't, it's just so perplexing that.

Trey Gerrald:

When you think of the radio city Christmas spectacular.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm thinking about the show.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not thinking about the concessions.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's just so interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

But they made it A' force for dot because the show like 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm also someone that doesn't 'I, don't 'I don't want to pay A' lot of money at concessions.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I don't go to concession stands.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I'm not trying to like clink around my ice while I'm watching

Trey Gerrald:

Cause again, I'm aware of spacial awareness, so,

Chelsey Donn:

Back to that.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just A' three and A' half because 'I think it's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little like unnecessary and not helpful, but like 'I understand that it's

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm sort of like, sure, like I'm sure this is valuable to some people.

Trey Gerrald:

'I recognize, wanting to have like A'.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, A' Radio City Rocket, Christmas Tree Ornament or something maybe.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I think it's probably very valuable to whoever runs the merchandising for the Rockets.

Trey Gerrald:

But as far as like if I'm going to see the show, maybe it is helpful to know that like 'I need 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

There's 'I, there's gonna be A' line on the inside as well.

Trey Gerrald:

So get there as early as possible and be patient is the takeaway.

Chelsey Donn:

Love that.

Chelsey Donn:

Really like this review by North Carolina.

Chelsey Donn:

Good choice.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Wanna say that the theme of this episode appears to be spatial awareness,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, you know, Santa can't fit down that chimney if he doesn't.

Trey Gerrald:

Assess the spatial awareness of that tight chimney

Chelsey Donn:

or, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Do some sort of magic to make it.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, bigger for the moment or whatever it is.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that's what happened in Santa Claus.

Chelsey Donn:

Like the movie, like if they didn't have A' Fireplace one would appear.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

There used to be A' story when 'I was growing up that you could, he would touch

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, that's, yeah, that's what he does.

Chelsey Donn:

He touches the side of his nose and A' and A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Chimney appears,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, all right, Queens, that's it.

Trey Gerrald:

We have reached the most regal portion of our show,

Chelsey Donn:

yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Woohoo.

Trey Gerrald:

Are you inducting today for.

VOICEOVER:

My Royal.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Che, Woohoohoo and A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Ho, ho, ho to you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I want to induct today and 'I think we might have done it before, but 'I don't

Chelsey Donn:

Then 'I wanna induct all the postal workers.

Chelsey Donn:

'I wanna include within that ups, FedEx, Amazon delivery.

Chelsey Donn:

Everyone who is just working their tushies off to get all the presents

Trey Gerrald:

Mmm.

Chelsey Donn:

To make so many households have wonderful holidays enable me to be able to

Chelsey Donn:

We really like would not be able to function in so many ways without them

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think this is A' really good time to acknowledge them.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe put A', little bit of A' tip in your mailbox for your regular.

Chelsey Donn:

Male person and just think about them during this holiday season.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think there's so many times when we get so upset because A' package wasn't

Chelsey Donn:

But the reality is the postal offices are so overworked during this time, so now more than

Trey Gerrald:

No 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Totally agree.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, this is so funny because you know, A', couple of episodes back, 'I was

Trey Gerrald:

In order to get that A' thousand dollars rebate, 'I had to put it in A' box and like send it off.

Trey Gerrald:

'I had to go to A' post office and the person was like, 'I was like, Hey, 'I have to do that.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know, can 'I wait?

Trey Gerrald:

And she was like, oh, it's like it's paid for already.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I was like, oh my gosh, thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

And like, you know, she probably was like, what an idiot.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I was like, thank God you like, knew that.

Trey Gerrald:

But it did make me stop to be like, oh, because 'I have this cultural agreement that

Trey Gerrald:

I'm gonna wait A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Really long time.

Trey Gerrald:

There's such A' story attached to what it means to be A' postal worker.

Trey Gerrald:

And so, yeah, let's stop that.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's spin it around and think, you know, if it weren't for them, We would

Trey Gerrald:

I've never met A' Pony in my life.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm never, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't like to ride horses and 'I don't want to do it.

Trey Gerrald:

No.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just wanna show gratitude.

Trey Gerrald:

And not to beat A' dead not to beat

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, A'

Trey Gerrald:

not to beat A' dead Pony, but the world today really revolves around deliveries.

Chelsey Donn:

The world today really does.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

'I just had A'.

Chelsey Donn:

'I just had A' brain moment with A' dog and A' pony show.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought we talked about it, but 'I think 'I spoke about that with somebody else.

Trey Gerrald:

What's A'?

Trey Gerrald:

A' dog and pony show.

Trey Gerrald:

Isn't that when you like enough with A' dog and

Chelsey Donn:

Enough with the dog and pony show.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, enough with the dog and pony show, but gratitude to all the male workers.

Chelsey Donn:

And this was A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Super fun episode.

Chelsey Donn:

'I really love this review, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

Good job.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna have to give my mom some tips when she goes to the Rockettes with my niece

Trey Gerrald:

A'?

Chelsey Donn:

'I can thank North Carolina for that.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, 'I may know one of the Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Clauses in the

Chelsey Donn:

Oh wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, 'I have A' Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Claus story for the after show.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, well let's get there.

Trey Gerrald:

So we did A' Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

That is another round on the r u A' rq Ferris wheel of,

VOICEOVER:

Hey sis, it's Christmas.

VOICEOVER:

You can cross me off of your wishlist.

VOICEOVER:

Call Santa Claus 'I.

VOICEOVER:

A' misses.

VOICEOVER:

We gonna have the.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love that.

Chelsey Donn:

No, but it's great.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love it so much.

Chelsey Donn:

Who is it?

Trey Gerrald:

Any guesses?

Chelsey Donn:

'I have no idea.

Chelsey Donn:

Is it?

Chelsey Donn:

Little bow wow or something.

Trey Gerrald:

That's really funny.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, but 'I don't.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't want to exclude.

Trey Gerrald:

Ha.

Trey Gerrald:

He really emphasizes that

Chelsey Donn:

Hot A' 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Really want A' jelly donut now.

Chelsey Donn:

Ugh, 'I want A' jelly donut?

Trey Gerrald:

So the singer was RuPaul and

Chelsey Donn:

It was, no, sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

Play that again.

Trey Gerrald:

And the Hanukkah is the Maccabees.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

This is RuPaul's song.

Trey Gerrald:

It's called Jesuses.

Trey Gerrald:

It's Christmas,

VOICEOVER:

Hey sis, it's Christmas.

VOICEOVER:

You can cross me off of your wishlist.

VOICEOVER:

Call Santa Claus 'I.

VOICEOVER:

A' misses.

VOICEOVER:

We gonna have the best Christmas ever existed.

Trey Gerrald:

you said Lil Bow.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

Bow.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

What was his song?

Trey Gerrald:

What was his?

Trey Gerrald:

Isn't he just Bow?

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

Now Lou

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought maybe it was when he was little.

Chelsey Donn:

Ok.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought 'I was A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Good cast, but 'I guess.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

'I not the best with music.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

was his song?

Trey Gerrald:

'I Forget

Chelsey Donn:

'I

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wet My Hair Back and forth.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, is that him?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh

Trey Gerrald:

No, that was Willow Smith.

Chelsey Donn:

Stop doing this to me.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not good with music.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so that Ferris Wheel of Life,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining us today and happy holidays to you and all of your loved ones.

Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

It's A' one click link that will take you right on over to all the places where you can leave us.

Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

We would love it.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

it's so super easy peasy To support the production of our show, visit Review

Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

'I am at Chelseybd

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I am at Lil Bow.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

can't!

Trey Gerrald:

believe that he was like in your recess, 'I went off to just grab that name.

Trey Gerrald:

outta the no, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think if there was A' gun to my head, 'I would never have come up with Lil Powwow.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God, I'm so red.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

like Christmas though.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause your background's green

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh God.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder if that's his handle.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder if 'I can take it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Hope it's not 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

it.

Chelsey Donn:

'i.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not his handle, but other people have it.

Chelsey Donn:

oh God.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe you could be at the real low bow

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh God.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, can't!, . All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

A' dog.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, 'I am.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

Distracted.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, so I've been teasing all episode with my ho, ho, ho.

Chelsey Donn:

So on today's After Show Pod, we are rating and reviewing A' one star review.

Chelsey Donn:

From Amazon for hostess Ho ho

Trey Gerrald:

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn:

Chocolate 10 Count to find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald:

Why is hostess so unstable?

Trey Gerrald:

And to find out what made Lil Bow wow, say

Chelsey Donn:

stop it.

Trey Gerrald:

Lil Bow Lover over there.

Chelsey Donn:

'I hate you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love you though.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm still cringing and gagging just thinking about it.

Trey Gerrald:

Then become A' member of our Patreon Queens so that you can hear our weekly

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You can do that by going to Patreon dot com slash Review.

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Chelsey Donn:

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn:

You're A' Christmas, Hanukah Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

non-specific Christmas Konica Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

Bye.

Trey Gerrald:

Bye.

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Review That Review.

VOICEOVER:

As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

VOICEOVER:

Our cover art was designed, By LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe

Chelsey Donn:

Oh man.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, what were, what were you teasing?

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, we

Chelsey Donn:

Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Clause,

Trey Gerrald:

Claus.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

you're gonna have to pay to hear that story.

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Trey Gerrald

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Chelsey Donn

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