Episode 68: College Dining Hall 1 vs. 5 Stars

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian and Virginian.

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It's so hot to tell who to Hulu, Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help

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which one hates

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Baby, it's time to Review That.

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Review!.

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Hello.

Trey Gerrald: 00:00:32

Hi, and hello listeners.

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Welcome once again, to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:41

reviews were just like Cisco and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic

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mm-hmm that voice was Chelsey Donn.

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that voice was Trey Gerrald.

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Our voices together, create that little dust bunny that we like to call

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That's

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Cheerio, Queens and

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How are you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:44

I'm good.

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Everything's good.

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I'm hoping Goldie's gonna make it through this recording.

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She's a little feisty.

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She was doing a little ankle biting before we got started.

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So hoping for the best.

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Well, as Mariah, once sang, you can make it through the rain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:01

Exactly.

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Exactly.

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How's

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Donn know girl, I was asleep, passed out

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:08

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:08

Welcome.

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I woke up about 10 minutes ago when I texted you and said, this time's still good.

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And you actually said, yeah.

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So I was like, okay, I have to get up.

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So here I am.

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That's why I had to restart the beginning.

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That's why I said something about dust bunnies.

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It's gonna be a fun show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:27

at least you're rested, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:30

I think, I don't know.

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I'm kind of, sort of like out of sorts.

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I'm like, am I still asleep?

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you could still be asleep.

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This could all be a simulation who knows

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:39

This is a

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:39

this is a dream.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:40

This is a dream.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:42

Well, while you're dreaming, do you, were you thinking of like things that

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:48

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:48

I don't know why I just put chocolate covered all in

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:51

Oh, I do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:52

Cuz they're

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:52

Something's something's really off what's happening.

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:55

No, I, it was really like a power nap, so I don't think I actually was sleeping or

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:59

you didn't dream.

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:00

I didn't dream, but I've recently discovered Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

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I know that like that has existed and like, I'm way behind.

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I'm just not a sweets person.

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We've talked about a

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:11

well what flavor specifically?

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:13

Well, I realize that Ben and Jerry's will deliver to your house.

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Did you know

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:18

Wow.

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Well, I mean, not everywhere, but like, like, is it like a Ben and Jerry's

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:23

Yeah.

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It's like a, yes.

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I didn't know this existed.

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I thought it was just like packaged ice cream.

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:28

There is a storefront right next to like where I was living at NYU

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And I think on your birthday, you got a free scoop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:39

that sounds.

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There was like a storefront on the upper west side when we lived there.

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And I ordered there a couple of times, but it's intimidating.

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It's hard to start Ben.

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And Jerry's because as you just asked, like, what's the flavors you're talking about because

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So then you have to like Google the contents.

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It's like, just give me vanilla.

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I'm not a very flavory person, but I'll tell you in the last week I, when you order from

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So it's like, I'm sure I don't think it's made in that store, but there's

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Like when you open the lid and it's like, not frozen crazy, like when you buy it

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:21

Is it in the Ben and Jerry's packaging or is it in like a cup?

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:25

no, it's in like their like packaging, but it doesn't have like, obviously

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So then there's a little white sticker and they like write it with a fun colored Sharpie.

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My favorite flavor is coffee, coffee buzz, buzz.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:38

that sounds right for you.

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God.

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It's

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I love America dream.

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Okay.

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So, well, tell me,

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:44

It's vanilla base for sure.

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And then it has pieces of like chocolate covered waffle cone inside of it.

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Oh my God.

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It's so freaking good.

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I can actually tell you where my discovery came because I was bored a couple

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Sure.

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And they were like interviewing the taste tester for, at Ben.

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And Jerry's, it was like this like 70 year old man.

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He has a gold plated spoon and they were like talking through how they like

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But, um, I think that's probably what put it in my head, which is

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I just realized that anyway, we got into this tangent, but you were asking me

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Lodge Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:38

okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:39

It happened to you today.

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And I, as I was going through it, I was like, oh, this is absolutely my Complaint.

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For later, I have to Lodge a Complaint against speech to text translations.

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I was texting with Chelsey this afternoon while driving, but safely, I was

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And so, you know, it's like, you speak free will, and then like, it like is circling

Trey Gerrald: 00:06:13

But it's like sometimes a couple of words are off or like, it doesn't understand when you paused

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So then it's just like all of a sudden you keep going.

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And then, and it's like, what?

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Or I was texting to David and I said, oh, I was like, there's debris everywhere.

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And.

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When it read back what it was sending him.

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It said strawberries like it, that, and then I had this like thing, like, okay,

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Cuz then he is gonna be like, don't text and drive.

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So then I would have to be like, that's me talking through the speech to text feature

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And I was texting with you.

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And then I was like, I sent like four texts in a row and I was like, I

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:07

you're like the reason I'm sending you these things in a row.

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And then you're just like, Okay.

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Or what, like, that's not even what you said, but it's like, anyway, I'm just really

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And it's just so stressful and frustrating because it's annoying your I'm someone

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And it seems like it's just inevitable.

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And I, I don't like that, cuz I can't, you can't rely on a robot to be a human.

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And I think that's a tricky, that's a tricky route.

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:45

Yeah.

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Anyway.

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Do you have any experience here?

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It's really frustrating to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:49

Well, I do.

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And like, so the thing is I, I find it very distracting to be driving and concerned

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Because of that, like, I am gonna have to check it.

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So I that's, I mean, you know, this, I am a caller for that reason, because if I'm driving,

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:31

Like, as if they're like accosted, like I'm attacking them because I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:38

If I call you and you're busy, you are under zero obligation to reply.

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In fact, if I'm leaving you a voicemail, you're on zero obligation to acknowledge

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:04

Cause I understand that that's like easier just to read real quick, but why are we acting like you're

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:14

Like, I feel like this was really became a millennial thing.

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Like older generations don't have as much of a problem with this, but starting from

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:24

It's like, it's become very acceptable to hate on people who call and leave voicemails.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:32

Why.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:33

Yeah.

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I feel like there is that, um, cultural statement.

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It's like this could have been an email or whatever, but it is funny because I had the

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I'll just call you.

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I had the impulse to say, well, friendship over, but I don't know how, if I actually really feel

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:03

like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:03

like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:03

a, that's also like go to therapy and work that out with your therapist.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:07

If you really feel like a phone call is a costing, you that's like a bigger issue.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:13

I think people really do feel that way though.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:16

Do you have people that just call you that you wish would not?

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:20

no, I don't.

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Cuz I am like fine with the phone.

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And I think that my fellow friends that are fine with the phone are gonna call me and they're gonna

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:40

And this person does not like it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:43

If I call them without giving them like huge, fair warning, like there's

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:52

And for me, that's anxiety inducting, because that means if I'm working with

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:59

Things are going on.

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I have a thought about something while I'm driving or whatever it is.

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I need to pull over to text message you that thing, because if I just call you and like,

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Like, I need to reserve the time to call you.

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And I just think it's crap.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:21

I mean, I think there are limits.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:23

I think we don't call anybody before 10:00 AM.

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We don't call anybody after 10:00 AM.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:28

10:00 PM.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:28

Sorry.

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You know, if it's especially a business like or work related thing.

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Yeah.

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So I think that there's etiquette certainly, but I think to like blanket

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:40

I Donn don't do whatever.

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And like you're in a working relationship with other people.

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How is that acceptable?

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:47

I think it's crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:49

Quite frankly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:50

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:50

Chelsea's not talking about me just FYI.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:53

I'm definitely not talking about Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:54

I'm talking about someone else.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:56

Every time you kept saying that, I was like, I wonder if people

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:00

I wonder if it's all around some sort of interest and boundaries.

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Because when I think back to when we only had rotary phones, you had to answer

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:15

We didn't even have voicemails at a certain time in history.

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And now it's like you have 24 hour access to any human being with texting or emailing or calling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:26

So even voice memos, we are, oh, Natalie who sings a theme song.

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She loves to leave a voice memo, which is also like, that's actually

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:37

interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:37

Cause I thought maybe I could do the voice memo while driving, but actually

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:43

You can do that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:44

hard, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:45

So, like, I don't know why the voice memos were okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:48

But the voicemails weren't, that's a whole nother thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:51

But the thing about the voice memo is that like it is for me, it's like you can't unread

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:05

So that's kind of its own annoyance.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:08

I hear that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:08

the point is I don't like write any of the forms off, I think use your form.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:13

It's up to me in terms of the boundaries thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:16

And this is the last thing I'll say about it.

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Cause obviously I'm getting heated, but in terms of the boundary thing, I'm all

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:25

I just don't understand why we think it's a boundary crosser.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:29

For me to call you or leave a voicemail.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:31

It is within your right as a boundary holder to not listen to that voicemail right away or not

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:43

But there's nothing to do with me breaking your boundary by making a phone call, especially

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:54

It is interesting, cuz in my relationship with David, he feels the same

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:12

But like even today he called me and I didn't answer it because I was trying to

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:21

I was like, well, he'll call a second time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:22

But, and that you really got heated and that wasn't even your written down Complaint for

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:27

It's on the list.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:29

Certainly it's on the list.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:31

It wasn't the one I was gonna do today, but then when you got started, I was just

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:38

Oh, well,

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:38

Well, now that we're so hot and bothered

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:41

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:42

Let's talk about hot things or things that are, should be hot, but aren't, that sounds like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:50

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:51

but let's do it.

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Let's jump in.

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Should we let's go

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:55

we should, uh, oh, it's a versus episode.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:00

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:15:01

Assess that Kvetch.

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today?

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Chelsey and I are going to cover a One-Star-Zinger and a five star on the same topic.

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Today's topic is the USC dining hall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:16

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:16

All you college kids who are now back in school right now for this versus episode, Trey selected

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So to determine who rates first, we gotta flip that quota.

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I think it's my turn to guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:31

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:31

So you ready?

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:32

All right, I'm gonna go with heads.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:36

It's tales.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:37

I feel like I've gone first, the last 19 episodes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:39

fine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:40

That's what the universe wanted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:41

So Trey is gonna go first.

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So today we're covering, as Trey mentioned.

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A USC dining hall.

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This particular dining hall is called EVK, which stands for everybody's kitchen dining

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:58

According to the USC website, everybody's kitchen offers home style favorites made

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:12

They offer monthly theme nights where they transform the dining room, bring in entertainment

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:23

What are you just, mm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:25

I just said mm-hmm but okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:26

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:27

Each residential community is anchored by an all you care to eat D venue, offering

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At the time of this recording, the EVK dining hall has 34 Yelp reviews with an

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So right down the middle, it has not been claimed on Yelp by USC.

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Okay.

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So with all this background info in mind, well, before we jump in, I just wanna

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:08

Trey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:08

I did my freshman year of college, but never after that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:12

What about you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:14

same.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:14

And I think that like that all you can you care to dying thing again?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:19

Not that I'm like, like pointing any fingers, but the whole freshman 15

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:25

Mmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:25

Cuz I Donn, Donn don't think that like we're supposed to just be

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:33

I don't know it was, it was dangerous for me cuz there was a dining hall in my freshman.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:37

Well, it's interesting to me, cuz my memory is that it's all you can eat and it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:44

Care to eat.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:46

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:46

Well, I think they're trying to say like, you don't have to eat at

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

In these certain hours.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:54

exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:55

Ugh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:55

It was dangerous, but it was, it was clutch anyway with all that background in front of mine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:00

I'm so curious to hear what this One-Star-Zinger has to say, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:04

So let's, let's jump right in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:06

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:18:10

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:14

Alrighty.

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So yes, I today have the One-Star-Zinger Yelp review for the EVK, which

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:22

I know Everybody's it's funny, but yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:26

I think it would be BK.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:28

Well, whatever who cares.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:30

Um, so today is One-Star-Zinger is written by J dot CT.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:37

So I guess it's Jesus Christ, everyone

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:39

Oh, yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:40

So did he go to USC?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:42

guess so.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:43

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:44

So this is JCS One-Star-Zinger Yelp review for the EVK dining hall at USC.

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Let's hear it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:53

Keep it simple.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:54

Is the motto placed prominently on the wall of everybody's kitchen, a less than

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

At first, I thought, keep it simple meant this was the place to go for the basics while

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:22

Et cetera, simple cooked vegetables, several types of meat, a concept I happen to like as time

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:40

Chiefly minimum effort, meaning only cooking, good, fresh food.

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When a lot of visiting students or parents are on campus or keeping it to simple,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:09

Nice and cold.

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My confusion is furthered by the seeming lack of ability to fund better quality food in this

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:37

It well represents the USC practice of spending on any and all things that make it look good,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:10

Fight on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:17

okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:18

Alright.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:18

Jesus Christ JC.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:20

Um, I wish they had given us more information about the caterpillar incident, cuz it's like

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:29

I sort of wanted to know like, is this a regular thing there's like constantly caterpillars

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:38

time

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:39

This is like not the best food.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

And one time I have this situation, I, I know that this isn't really a part of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:47

Did you know that dining halls across America certainly put laxatives in the food

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:54

What now?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:56

as a safety precaution?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:59

Because so many people, like let's say there was a, some sort of like out

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:07

They can't afford for like that many people to get sick.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:11

So they put laxatives in the food so that it works through the system faster.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

And you have less of a chance of getting sick.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:17

Oh, my word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:18

That's such an American concept.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

Isn't it such a American problem solving.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:23

Well, I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:24

I agree with the thoughts here about needing a little more detail

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:31

This is sort of not helpful for us to write this review, but I will tell you in reading

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:45

that's crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:46

bar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:47

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

weird.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:49

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:49

That is weird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:51

I do know that like, when I go to the farmer's market and stuff, sometimes

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:57

But that's outside.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:58

yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:00

And that's very fresh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:01

It's a

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:01

cuz it's fresh and it's like on, off the farm and they don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:06

So I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:07

That's

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:07

But that's different though, Chelsey, because you're gonna

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:12

wash it

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:13

It's not like putting it on a plate to fork,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:16

You're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:17

That's this is like we should be serving.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:20

I thought it was an interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:22

Note that they like really spruce up the dining hall for the parents and prospective students.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:30

Mm-hmm

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:30

something I wouldn't have really thought of, but I do think that

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:42

Like, I just think that's such a weird thing to be in the dining hall and be like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:48

Must be, uh, prospective students, you know, touring the school or something like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:53

Like I just think it's interesting to change the menu for that, but it makes sense, I guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:58

Yeah, it's, it's also, I wanna point out here, like this is sort of spelling

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:13

To me, it feels like they got a thesis statement by like looking around and they're like, Hmm, it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:21

I'm gonna structure this five paragraph essay around,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:25

the concept of keep it simple.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:27

and I'm gonna keep bringing it back up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:29

And the vocabulary words are very rich in this and they use a lot of dashes, a lot of commas.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:37

They really are adding, supporting evidence minus more details about the caterpillar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:42

But I like that they circle back and bring up the caterpillar one last time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:46

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:47

It really does read pretty and it feels like I felt nice reading it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:52

Like I felt like it made me feel smart.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:56

What, what do we think about like the, the tackling onto this review of

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:08

I'm glad you said that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:09

Cuz it does feel like UN it doesn't feel part of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:14

It's not really like on point with the

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:17

No, I don't think anyone.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:18

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:18

I don't think anyone in the kitchen has anything to do with the water pressure and the dorms,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:24

So I do think that's a little odd,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:26

they're sort of adding that as like an overarching theme of being a student

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:35

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:36

I like that they had the pretension to refer to them and their classmates as bright, young minds

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:43

of our generation.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:44

of our generation,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:45

Mm-hmm I also like the phrase skimping.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:48

Yeah, I do feel like that's a common thing in college is like trying

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:57

USC is similar to NYU.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:59

It's like, you know, a lot of spoiled kids with a lot of very high expectations.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:04

It does.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:05

I'm not leading the witness, but it does make me wonder if like, is JC a little bit more picky?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:12

Like, do we think that they're just like an average person?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:15

Or I know that like a lot of the people that I went to school with, especially the guys were

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:30

I maybe did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:30

I know I definitely didn't pass freshman year, cuz like I wanted higher quality food.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:35

I didn't want dining hall food, but I also like don't necessarily

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:41

Like knock on all the wood.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

I don't think I ever got like food poisoning or anything like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:46

And that I feel like is like a real measure of a nightmare.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

So I do wonder if JCS opinion applies to everybody.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:53

Well, it is interesting cuz there, cuz I get the opinion that JC is just saying

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:03

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:04

True.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:05

True, true, true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:06

So that doesn't feel as bratty to me, but it does.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:08

I do have it a, I do have an overall feeling that JC feels, uh, what's the word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:15

They, they, they sort of have a chip on their shoulder that everyone is out to get

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:21

do feel that a little bit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:23

a premier university, but maybe that's just more supporting evidence.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:27

I Donn don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:28

And maybe that is more of like a college thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:31

Like having been really knocked off your, like when you go to a college, especially a

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:37

Like everything, the end all be all is getting to a great school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:40

And then afterwards, like life really hasn't kicked JC and the nuts yet, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:45

I mean, to me, I it's funny, like, I don't think that dining halls are gonna be nice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:50

Like, I don't think that they're gonna be good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

So I, I don't know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:55

I think there's like varying degrees, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:59

I suppose, but I they're obviously not fine dining.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

They're not fine dining.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:04

And they're not claiming to be, especially like, no matter what way you wanna

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:11

You know, clearly it is indicating like, yeah, we're keeping it simple.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:15

We're keeping it basic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

So it's not gonna be.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:18

Do you think there's value in this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:20

I think there is, I guess, like other than the cold

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:26

I don't know if this feels very One-Star-Zinger to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:30

I think, I think of One-Star-Zinger reviews as being like more nightmarish,

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:38

Whereas this feels a little bit more like two star, three star where it's like, it's fine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:42

I ate there, like on the days when perspective students were there, it was good on days

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

But like, what is so catastrophic in this review?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:53

That merits a One-Star-Zinger cause One-Star-Zinger, that's a statement.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:57

That's a good point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:58

Like I wonder maybe JC did not personally have the caterpillar in their food cuz I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:06

That's really One-Star-Zinger.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:08

I agree with you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:09

I do feel like they're just saying like, this is not good and it doesn't meet

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:17

I think that's yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:19

See, I forgot about the caterpillar because it just wasn't attached to any emotion,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:33

Like, instead of being like, I was on board until caterpillar, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:39

also thinking like, maybe that's like an ongoing, urban myth,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:49

Like I could see it's a college, like some stupid science major was like, ha ha.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:53

Watch what I'm doing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:53

Ethel.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:57

know why I said it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:59

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:00

I think that this, like, I am getting, this is not lair and that it's not that great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:05

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:06

I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:06

I think what, where JC is succeeding is they're really setting up my expectations.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:13

That's the word I was gonna say.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:14

They're telling me to not expect anything.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:18

Good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:18

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:19

Which I appreciate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:21

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:22

I do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:22

I, I, I believe them, but I also sort of feel like for some reason, I'm having a hard

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:38

on is like a USC thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:40

I wanna say that's like a Trojans fight

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:42

oh, oh, oh thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:46

You're welcome.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:46

Is USC like the little mascot guy?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:48

That's like the Trojan

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:50

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:51

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:51

I can see his little head.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:53

Um, alright.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:54

Do you think that this will be a common experience for people?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:58

I do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:59

I

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:59

I kind of do too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:00

If the broccoli is yellow more than one time, that's a problem.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:04

Like it's broccoli.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:05

It's broccoli's everywhere.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:07

It's not like, it's not like we're talking about Flamen it's like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:10

that, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:11

That's definitely not great,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:14

I would be upset though, if I was a student and I had this meal plan, cuz I remember

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:24

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:25

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:25

to restaurants every so often, but like you, you can't

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:29

paying for this unlimited plan and that's the whole idea.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:33

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:34

Now we

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:34

The couple of chuckles,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:36

I think they were trying for humor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:38

I don't know how successful JC was, but I do think that they were making an effort.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:44

this might be a show first for me, but I was entertained reading it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:48

Like it does feel like an essay to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:50

I, I felt like this is a scholarly piece of writing, which is like, seems

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:57

Like I, I enjoyed J's literary voice while reading it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:02

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:02

I think that JC made a real Valiant effort, especially with the

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:08

I think we can tell that they're a college student, like you said, they're

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:14

They're they're really, uh, putting together a narrative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:18

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:19

I feel like I've, I've gathered all the Intel I need,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:22

Yeah, let's crown let's crown Jesus.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:25

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:25

So ChelseyBD and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort to be fair

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:33

We will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:38

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:32:44

to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:46

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:46

I'm holding up three and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:48

Trey is holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:51

I went with three and a half for JC, you know, a little bit above middle of the road.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:56

I wanted more info in the caterpillar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:58

I love a personal story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:00

As you know, if we're gonna drop some shade, I wanna know really the personal event that

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:16

I don't really feel like JC succeeded on that for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:21

I think they succeeded in a lot of other places and that's why I went with three and a half, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:36

Well, I said four because interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:39

I, I actually appreciate the cool collectedness throughout this review, which I think we got into

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:50

Raging horrifying experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:53

And then I also found myself wanting more details.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:56

So I said four, because I think it's beautifully written.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:59

I'm, it's hard for me to tell the truthful shady scale here, because I can't tell if JC

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:19

Like, it seems like the world is showing up in a certain way to JC that life's hard and no

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:26

But, um, I, but I actually enjoy the review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:29

I think the lasting impact here is like, I'm gonna turn all of my romaine leaves upside down.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:35

I'm gonna like dig around and like, you know, I don't know if I would, I would probably

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:43

Or maybe seek out other dining calls,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:47

I would also know that when I tour the school, it's probably not gonna be a good rec.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:51

Uh, it's not gonna be

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:53

representation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:54

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:54

That's all smoke and mirrors and acting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:57

I'm acting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:58

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:59

I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:00

All right,

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:02

Well that was fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:03

Should we, should we take a quick break?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:06

Yeah, let's do a quick game break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:08

And then when we come back, we will hear Chelsea's five star review, and then we

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:18

God, I can't wait to decide BRB

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:21

Love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:22

B B

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:23

B B bye.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:24

B, B B.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:25

Bye.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:25

Now.

VOICEOVER: 00:35:28

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:35:30

We'll be right back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:39

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:40

Not yet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:03

Did you wanna do

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:04

wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:05

I mean, you're usually the one that does

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:07

could do it

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:09

You do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:11

fight on it's game time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:14

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:16

It is game time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:18

We have a brand new game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:19

Trey has no idea.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:21

I've created this game specifically for our back to college episode.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:26

Trey, are you ready to play a brand new game?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:29

I'm ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:31

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:32

Should we do that weird Hawaiian music.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:35

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:35

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:36

This game is called professor or Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:41

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:42

Is it a class that is taught by a real professor or is it the title

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:53

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:53

So you're gonna tell me professor or Fetcher.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:55

so it's like, is this a class or is this a subject

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:59

Do you think it's a real class or did I pull this from the title of a Kvetch

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:04

review?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:05

Got it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:06

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:07

Are you ready?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:09

Um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:10

or Kvetch

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:13

okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:13

Yeah, I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:13

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:14

for the love of Snoop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:21

is a Fetcher.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:23

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:23

It's Kvetch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:25

Yay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:27

What if Harry Potter is real?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:33

Well, I'm thrown off by the tents there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:36

What if Harry Potter is real?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:40

I think if it was a class, it would be what if Harry Potter was real?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:45

So I'm gonna say this is a feer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:48

it is a professor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:51

It is a class taught at Appalachian state university in Boone, North Carolina.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:58

Whoa,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:59

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:00

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:00

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:01

Death to fast fashion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:08

this is a Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:10

Yes, that is right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:11

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:12

That is AFE.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:14

Wait, was that about H and M

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:16

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:17

Death to fashion was an Amazon review written by HR for a book called how to get dressed

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:30

Hillary RA?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:31

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:32

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:33

The sociology of Miley Cyrus

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:36

Oh, I think you might be trying to trick me with the word sociology.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:44

So I must say this is a Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:46

professor, this is a class taught at Skidmore college.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:51

What?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:52

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:53

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:54

Macon whoopy, Goldbergs cannon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:02

This is a course professor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:04

course.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:04

It's a course.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:05

It's a based college by professor Charles.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:09

I Nero he's self-identified I think created this class.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:14

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:16

Street fighting mathematics.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:25

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:25

This is a, this is a course taught at MIT of all places.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:31

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:32

Isn't it funny?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:33

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:33

I'm tired right now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:35

Tight watery, the good life on a dollar a day.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:44

I think this is about water bottle, good life company.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:46

So I'm gonna say this is a Fetcher.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:49

That is professor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:51

It's a class at Alfred university flat earth for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:01

this is without a doubt.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:02

Fetcher.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:03

It's a convention.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:05

You're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:06

You're

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:06

is that for

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:07

It is an Amazon review written by Amazon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:11

Good old Amazon customer for Einstein the life and universe by Walter Isaacson.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:19

earth?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:19

For me?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:19

That's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:20

I know, I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:21

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:21

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:23

Deconstructing TV's Buffy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:29

This is a professor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:31

It is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:32

It's a class at Emerson college.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:35

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:36

Stupidity

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:42

This could be both, but I think it's sick Fetcher.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:45

professor is a class at accidental college.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:50

The amazing world of bubbles.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:57

this is a vecher.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:59

It is a course at Caltech.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:01

how do you teach a class on bubbles?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:04

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:04

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:06

The physics of star Trek.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:12

I could see this being a book, but I'm gonna say this is a course.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:16

This is a professor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:17

It is a professor at Santa Clara university.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:22

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:23

Only the classiest of artwork.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:30

Fetcher.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:31

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:32

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:33

This is an Amazon review written by Kathleen B for a portrait of Danny DeVito and his beloved ham.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:41

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:44

Tree climbing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:51

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:52

Tree climbing is a one credit course that you can take at Cornell university.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:56

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:59

ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:59

I'm try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:00

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:01

Oh, look a chicken.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:12

it is a class totted Belmont university in Nashville, Tennessee.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:17

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:18

Yep.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:19

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:21

Materialism and lack of introspection.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:28

I really feel like this could be both.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:30

I'm gonna say it's Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:32

You're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:33

It is a Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:34

It is an Amazon review written by Alyssa M of, of the book, Chris

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:41

Whoa,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:42

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:43

Surviving the coming zombie apocalypse.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:51

professor,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:54

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:54

I'm surprised you got that so quickly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:56

That is a cause at Michigan state university.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:59

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:00

Arguing with judge Judy

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:07

professor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:09

that's right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:10

I could see that being like a law course.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:13

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:14

University of California, Berkeley.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:16

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:16

There's like so many good ones.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:18

It's so hard for me to like stop,

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:20

can do some on the after show too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:22

yeah, we'll do more on the after show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:24

I always pick so many.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:26

That was fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:27

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:27

I think you actually did pretty well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:28

How do you feel?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:30

I feel good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:30

So I got 11, but I missed six.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:35

So I think that it's winning over 50% with, uh, with the curve.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:40

I call that street fighting mathematics.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:44

I got that a pass.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:46

How did you guys do listeners?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:48

Let us know call in.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:49

Did you beat Trey?

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:51

If you did congratulations to you?

VOICEOVER: 00:43:56

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:00

All righty.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:02

We are back from that Rosing game break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:04

I feel rased and wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:06

Did I do good?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:08

Now Chelsey, it's your turn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:09

Let's hear this other side, the flip side of the quarter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:13

One might say, let's hear the heads of USC dining hall, Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:18

What have you got for us?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:19

So this review is written by petsy P E T C Y Y.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:26

Pet C Y, and petsy gave, uh, the dining hall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:31

EVK five stars.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:33

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:34

Okay, here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:37

It's good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:38

BC.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:39

I feel included.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:41

In everybody's kitchen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:44

I wish the experience could last forever, but unfortunately I have

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:51

If sleep wasn't a thing I would live in the soup section of EVK.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:57

I ate the salad, some of the best leaves I've ever put in my mouth for dessert.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:03

I got the ice cream, there were three options, but only one of them worked that's okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:09

Because that's the exact one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:10

I wanted leave it to EVK to know exactly what the people want.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:16

Really an institution created to cater to the masses.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:21

Here's the drink?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:22

I had poetic an emotional name that brought tears into my eyes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

Blueberry spa water PLS, eat here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:35

I beg of you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:37

It was an out of body experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:40

What

VOICEOVER: 00:45:42

Mm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:45

do you think that this was a joke review?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:48

I think it is a joke, but I also think the petsy probably likes

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:55

What what's Ew.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:56

I'm just imagining like the slop of a so.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:01

But I'm also coming into this from JCS review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:04

So let me, let me erase that for a

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:06

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:06

Let's put That's cause like, have you ever gotten to whole foods?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:09

And they have like all those like soup things there is that gross,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:12

guess what I was bringing into the conversation, which I'm gonna take out is

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:20

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:20

So let me rewind here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:23

I have a question here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:24

Petsy says that they have three nozzles for the ice cream, but only

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:30

Cuz that's one they wanted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:31

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:32

Well, what if you wanted one of the two that wasn't there that doesn't

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:38

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:38

I think that we have a similar situation with both of these where like, maybe we're not assigning the

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:45

what is this saying about the future of America?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:48

But I do like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:50

Like they didn't just wax poetic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:53

Like they owned up to the fact that there were three options and only one of them worked.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:57

I think this is a perfect example of two people who really did have different expectations.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:03

Like petsy likes the soup, she's in it for the lettuce.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:07

She she's in it for the ice cream.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:09

She's in it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:10

She loved the blueberry spa water,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:13

You know what I just thought about?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:15

I am imagining those like frozen yogurt machines where it's like vanilla, swirl and chocolate.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:21

So if two of them weren't working, that means they ran out of either

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:27

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:28

Cause it's two flavors and the middle one is both.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:30

So if you're out of two, that means they ran outta

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:33

Uh, yeah, but I guess it also could just be like vanilla chocolate strawberry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:37

It could just be like

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:38

Have you ever seen that in your life?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:40

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:41

You have seen a frozen yogurt machine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:43

That was three flavors.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:45

for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:46

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:46

I mean, look at like 16 handles, there's like 16 different flavors, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:53

Well, that's called 16 handles.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:55

I'm talking about a dining hall ice cream machine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:59

saying yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:59

The dining hall ice cream machine is usually vanilla chocolate in the middle is chocolate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:04

So you're, that's an interesting point, Trey, because if it, if we are to believe that

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:19

Well then yeah, chocolate would definitely be down and the vanilla chocolate

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:25

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:26

So.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:27

Anyway, if that or the case, I'm a vanilla girl.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:30

I would be happy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:31

Like, like petsy,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:33

You know, the reason that I think this is probably jokey, there's

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:41

So they could just stay there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:42

That feels very not truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:44

Also some of the best leaves I've ever

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:47

I know I ever put in my mouth.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:49

Ew.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:50

I know

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:52

Cause see, now I'm starting to wonder like, maybe this is so below

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:58

maybe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:00

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:00

What about the review makes this question that maybe there is some truth

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:06

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:06

Well, I guess the specific things that they mentioned make me feel like there's

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:13

Like the soup section and.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:15

The Le the leave.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:17

So it's like, I guess there's a salad bar and the ice cream and the, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:22

I mean, like, people are dramatic, especially in college.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:26

So I would, you know, how like different dining halls kind of Excel in different areas.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:33

I would buy that, like, this is the one you wanna go to, if you wanna get like the, although

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:46

can I ask you a question?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:47

When was yours?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:48

When did pet see?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:49

Oh, cause I saw a bunch of reviews that were One-Star-Zinger that said

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:56

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:57

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:58

I mean, it definitely is a little bit jokey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:00

Admittedly, there were not that many, five star reviews for, you know, obviously we

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:09

You know, there weren't very many F star reviews, so I didn't have a ton to pull from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:13

So I don't think that petsy is like the end all be all in terms of whether or not I

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:24

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:24

you know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:25

Do you think there's unique information in this review?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:29

I mean, I learned that there's a soup section.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:35

yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:36

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:37

And that there's ice cream and blueberry spot water.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:40

also feels like the opposite end of JC because the spelling grammar, I D K L

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:47

Very colloquial PLS, BC.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:50

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:51

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:52

Are there misspellings or just, um, lazy spellings?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:56

No, no misspellings, just like it reads like a text message.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:00

You know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:01

Like, and it's two years old.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:03

I don't know how old the other one was, but like, it does feel very like gen Z, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:15

Oh, I thought you didn't text.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:16

I thought you only called

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:18

I didn't say I don't text.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:20

I just don't text and drive Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:22

and angry that quick.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:26

God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:27

is a typical experience?

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:28

Do you think That's I, you know, here, wait, I can actually play both sides of the field on

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:36

I can experience it's like you do want to not leave.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:39

Like you just wanna keep hoarding this ice cream.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:43

because the thing is also like, once you leave, like that's the whole trick of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:54

And then as soon as you leave, if you wanna come back in there, well,

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:58

So like, I do understand that feeling of like, not wanting to leave, because

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:06

I really want that thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:07

It's like, gotta get it all in now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:10

I mean, it obviously is a joke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:12

And I hear you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:13

I think that the problem with these sort of jokey reviews that really go over the

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:22

Where are we giving real information?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:26

You know, is the soup really amazing?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:28

Is the blueberry water really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:29

I mean the whole poetic here's the drink.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:33

I had colon poetic, an emotional name that brought tears into my eyes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:38

Blueberry spa water, like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:39

see that makes me think that they don't even have the blueberry water.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:43

I think that that occurs to me in hearing it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:47

As an extension of the joke, like they don't even have, like, it's just gross water.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:51

That's brown, like the faucets in the gym or in the showers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:55

Oh, here's

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:56

I mean, who knows?

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:57

We'll never know, but like, it all, it all occurs to me that this is such a farcical

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:04

So like, if I read it, they would be like, if I read it and I went to USC, I

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:11

You know, if she would cosign on any of this or if this is all just a joke, it is

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:20

Does petsy have other reviews?

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:22

Yeah, they do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:23

They've written 18 other reviews and they've included 14 pictures though.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:28

They, they didn't include any pictures here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:31

I mean, I'm making this up and, but it does occur to me that this

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:39

like the truth is everything I'm saying is not

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:42

The truth is that it's terrible.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:45

All of the ice creams never work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:47

I can only eat the soup or the leaves.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:49

Everything else is gross and I'm calling it spa water, but it's actually just like muddy water.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:55

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:55

It might be.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:56

knows?

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:57

I don't know, but I do think there's an impact for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:00

And what is that impact?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:01

I'll tell you in the

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:02

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:03

Should we crown?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:04

Yeah, I think I could.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:05

You

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:05

I think I'm ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:07

Okay.

VOICEOVER: 00:54:07

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:54:13

to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:14

Two crowns, two crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:16

The Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:17

Sorry, try, let us know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:19

What's the impact.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:20

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:21

I'm totally creating this on my own and making it up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:23

It could, it could be real.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:25

It just occurs to me that it's all a joke.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:28

I mean, there are 34 reviews.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:31

You see that it's a two and a half outta five rating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:37

It feels to me that petsy was just like, I there's an impact for me that this is only corroborating,

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:46

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:47

which is kind of funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:48

And also I'm saying the two stars, because it does look like a text message.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:53

And it also feels like there's not really anything to gather here other than they have soup

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:59

right

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:59

and that the ice cream machine doesn't always offer all of the offerings.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:03

So it does make me think I need to read more reviews.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:07

So the impact sort of is like, maybe this is just really bad, which

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:13

So then I'm sort of like, whoa, this is like the matrix or something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:16

So two stars, cuz it's more confusing than it is insightful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:20

But I think maybe the joke, if I read it, if I lean into what I think is all ingest, maybe

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:27

So I said two stars, cause I'm confused, pat.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:31

Petsy why,

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:32

I'm conf petsy why pets.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:34

Petsy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:34

Why, why, why petsy why.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:37

Chelsey Chelsey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:39

Why, why did you say two crowns?

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:42

sit two crowns, mostly for all the same reasons that you said.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:44

I don't think I can, as a Review Queen, you know, sign off on this review because

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:57

Clearly was going for some humor, was having fun with it is an anomaly, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:02

Is a five star amongst One-Star-Zinger two stars.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:05

So they had to stand out one way or another.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:08

I sort of wish they would've stood out in more of a, like, I've heard all the

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:18

And for that, I gave them the two crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:20

But in terms of this being a useful review, couldn't really give more than that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:24

Yeah, I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:26

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:26

Fight on

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:27

Fight on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:28

Would you get a meal plan or no?

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:31

if my only option was to go to this dining hall.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:34

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:35

I think the impact here is like I would choose to not attend this EVK kitchen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:39

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:40

No,

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:41

a point you brought up early on in the episode is like, are these privileged kids

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:48

And maybe it's just totally fine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:50

but I guess, you know, to counteract my own point, you're, if you're

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:06

If like, that was really what you were thinking about then are you gonna even

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:12

Are you just sort of gonna be like, it is what it is?

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:15

I'll make it work.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:16

I think I would just do what it is, what it is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:19

I don't think I would be looking on help.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:21

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:22

and even more telling of all we didn't even talk about.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:25

Why have they not claimed it on Yelp?

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:28

Would you claim a two and a half?

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:31

Well, that's why I'm saying that makes me think it is true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:34

right, exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:36

if we're doing this statistic from this five star, that in my opinion is

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:44

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:45

True, true,

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:45

34 reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:47

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:47

Petsy really, she she's a tip in the scales.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:51

She's a statistics major.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:53

Oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:54

That was super fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:56

That made me nostalgic for college again.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:58

I gotta get my trapper keeper.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:01

Anyway, enough of that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:02

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:03

My Queen we've reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:07

Who are you inducting today for?

VOICEOVER: 00:58:10

My Royal line.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:12

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:12

Today I'm really excited because I am going to induct a fellow podcast.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:18

Woo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:20

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:20

So I recently discovered, and actually love this new podcast it's called what the hell was that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:26

And the co-hosts Nate and Mike are really funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:30

So what the premise of the show is they watch these sort of notoriously questionable films.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:37

And then they do really funny recaps where they literally go like beat

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:44

What the hell was that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:46

You know, they have like all of their own like stories and stuff that they like toss in there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:50

So it really is like, you're hanging out with the two of them and you it's like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:01

They also like cover reviews of the, like from, uh, audience members,

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:08

So it's really funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:09

My fav I, two of my favorite episodes, they do the dere Hansen movie, which is funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:15

And then they also do Ella, which is very funny, which I did not see.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:20

But

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:20

I saw it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:21

did you think it was bad?

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:23

I liked it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:24

I didn't think it was bad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:25

I mean, they obviously did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:27

I'm curious to listen to the episode.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:29

Well, that's a funny one because they actually watched it twice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:33

and then they were saying like, they couldn't because something happened.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:36

So they couldn't actually record after they first saw it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:38

So then they had to like find another theater where it was playing and it was like an hour away.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:43

Um, so then they had to like drive and like to go and hate, watch this thing to then record.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:47

And then they weren't able to, and then they're like, we cannot like

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:53

But they, what I thought was interesting is they were bringing up the parallels of

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:04

I can see that.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:05

I can definitely see

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:07

anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:07

So I'm highly recommending what the hell was that?

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:12

The podcast it's really great, really fun.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:14

Uh, if you just wanna like, have something fun to listen, to disengage from the harsh realities

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:23

Take a break from the true crime.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:24

Yeah, exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:26

Or if you yourself have written, cuz you know, we don't really cover film on this podcast,

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:42

You didn't even know.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:43

So for that reason I am inducting.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:46

What the hell was that podcast with cohost, Nate and Mike, they're really fun and enjoyable.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:51

I highly recommend you go over there and you give them some likes, write them

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So we've included in the show notes below all of the links to find what the hell was that.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:05

Make sure you check it out.

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I'm gonna be clicking.

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I know that

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:08

What the

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:08

love that so much.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:10

Love my fellow podcast community have such love for anyone else that makes a podcast now

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:30

And we watched, I wanna say the Mary Kay Ashley movie getting there.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:36

no idea.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:37

And it was so bad that we both like turned to each other and

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:42

And we watched it a second time to confirm that it was that bad.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:47

And the reality is yes, it was, it was that bad.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:51

Nate and Mike, there's your next film getting there?

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:53

Starting Mary Kate.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:54

Ashley.

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:55

Allon

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little throwback to when Mary Kay and Ashley acted.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:58

Remember that

Trey Gerrald: 01:01:59

I do, oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:00

One time I was going to an audition on like the lower east side and the elevator

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:18

Like just the door opened and they're both in black trench coats, like with their like

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:26

I went to college with them.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:27

They went to, I mean, they, I think dropped out, but they weren't my year Attish.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:31

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:31

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:32

Crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:33

Crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:34

Good for them.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:35

Good for them.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:36

They're like billionaires.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:37

They're amazing entrepreneurs.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:39

If nothing else.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:40

Well, and the energy of the Olson twins, we did it Queen that is another

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:49

We solve that crime by dinnertime.

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Thank you for joining us today.

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On today's after show pod, Chelsey, and I are gonna be rating a two

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This is a book ChelseyBD titled knitting with dog hair, better, a sweater from

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You'll never meet.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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Stop it.

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I can't

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So to find out what made Chelsey say.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:19

speaking of dramatic stories with people with like weird Al Yankovich

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Yeah, because we're talking about Michelle getting amnesia on a horse

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Oh my God.

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Wait.

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Yeah.

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Don't forget.

Chelsey Donn: 01:04:47

Ignore the haters.

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You're a Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 01:04:50

I love to do that.

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Of course.

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Bye.

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my God.

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I love it.

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Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:22

Remember when they were credited as Mary, Kate, Ashley Olson at the end of full house.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:29

At the beginning.

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:30

Oh yeah, the yeah, top

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:32

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:33

That's that was shady

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:34

that was kind of shady.

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:35

Like they just wanted us to think that they were one person.

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:37

I wonder they didn't wanna act anymore.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:39

when they wouldn't do fuller house and it was like a whole thing.

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:42

I kind of respect it cuz like let the what's the sister's name again?

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:47

She's

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:47

I knew this was gonna happen.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:49

Elizabeth Olson,

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:50

Elizabeth Olson.

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:52

She's really taken the torch.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:54

why didn't they just hire her?

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:56

She probably didn't wanna do it.

Chelsey Donn: 01:05:57

She does like sexier stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 01:05:59

like, yeah, that

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:00

like, I'm good.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:01

She's like, I'm actually, I'm, I'm not doing lifetime Christmas movies.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:06

I'm not advertising Chloe.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:10

Just saying

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:11

Although the best character name to ever exist is Kimmy.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:14

Gibbler.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:15

Kim gibber is a good name.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:17

It's something about the G in the B

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:19

It tells you everything you need to know about who that character is.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:22

It's so true.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:24

I love that.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:25

Good observation

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:27

Thank you.