UA-198543153-1 Clawee App - Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 67

Episode 67: Clawee App

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Apple Review for the popular live feed arcade app, Clawee! Chelsey hears a Jersey joke, Trey wishes a belated happy birthday, MoreProblemsThan shoots a monkey, and Jodie Sweetin is innocent! Aunt Chelsey for the WIN!

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Transcript
VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help.

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Who, which ones I hate.

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Baby, it's time to Review That.

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Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello

Trey Gerrald:

Well, hello there.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD and hello listeners.

Trey Gerrald:

Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing

Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

And that is your cohost Trey Gerrald

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Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

Hey, Chelsey goose.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello.

Chelsey Donn:

I just felt like we were both really serving like Mary Poppins in that like

Chelsey Donn:

Is that his name?

Chelsey Donn:

The,

Trey Gerrald:

T.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Bert, right

Trey Gerrald:

Bert heal.

Trey Gerrald:

No, that's someone else.

Trey Gerrald:

Who's Bert Healy.

Trey Gerrald:

Is that a character in Annie?

Chelsey Donn:

maybe.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Is that the, no, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Is that the like, Hey, oh, B man.

Trey Gerrald:

Hey,

Chelsey Donn:

Donn

Trey Gerrald:

Healy.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

dressed.

Trey Gerrald:

I think he's like the radio singer.

Trey Gerrald:

Who cares?

Trey Gerrald:

Um, how's your week going girl?

Chelsey Donn:

my weeks going great.

Chelsey Donn:

Everything.

Chelsey Donn:

Everything is swimming along over here in LA.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm

Chelsey Donn:

are things on the opposite host in New Jersey?

Trey Gerrald:

Life's good.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, I it's interesting cuz since I've come out about being a New

Trey Gerrald:

So that's fun.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I

Chelsey Donn:

I was watching a show the other day, which I've been told

Chelsey Donn:

I totally agree with the recommendation.

Chelsey Donn:

Have you seen the show?

Chelsey Donn:

The other two?

Trey Gerrald:

I have not watched it, which I don't need to get into, but tell me about the other two

Chelsey Donn:

Um, we're gonna talk about this off the air anyway.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, so people have been recommending the other two and I I've been really enjoying

Chelsey Donn:

I'll say like me as an actor and writer and.

Chelsey Donn:

There was a Jersey joke in like the second or third episode.

Chelsey Donn:

I wish I could remember exactly what the joke was, but it was like clear.

Chelsey Donn:

It was a joke and the punchline of the joke was in New Jersey or like whatever.

Chelsey Donn:

And I was just like, oh my God, there it is.

Chelsey Donn:

We talked about it.

Chelsey Donn:

You hear a New Jersey joke every day.

Chelsey Donn:

And I heard a New Jersey joke yesterday.

Trey Gerrald:

I love

Chelsey Donn:

How about you?

Chelsey Donn:

Have you been hearing Jersey jokes?

Trey Gerrald:

Um, no more than usual, but I haven't watched the other two yet, but I know

Trey Gerrald:

I just haven't started.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, it's been on my list for a while, so I'm happy that I got to get

Chelsey Donn:

So I was wondering if before we do that, do you have something you wanna Lodge a Complaint about

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, I definitely do.

Trey Gerrald:

I am so ready too.

VOICEOVER:

Lodge Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

On behalf of a listener here we are.

Trey Gerrald:

So this is actually a Complaint that we got from our contact form on our website.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

a place on our website Review That Review dot com to.

Trey Gerrald:

Submit a Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

And so on the contact form, it says your first name, last name,

Trey Gerrald:

So it's interesting because the first name is one word, more problems than,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh,

Trey Gerrald:

who submitted a complaint's name as more problems than Quaker has oats.

Chelsey Donn:

okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So they wanted to start with a joke or something, right, right at the top.

Trey Gerrald:

And then their email is can't win for losing shoot a monkey.com.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So notice how this has no relevance for you.

Trey Gerrald:

But to me, these are all very famous sayings that my mother says all the time.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you think it's your mom like in disguise?

Trey Gerrald:

I know that it's not my mom, because my, these are sayings that she just

Trey Gerrald:

Do you get that joke?

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz Quaker's

Chelsey Donn:

Quaker has a lot of oats.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm she always complains that she can't win for losing cuz she loses so much

Chelsey Donn:

Like she doesn't even win the award for losing.

Trey Gerrald:

correct.

Chelsey Donn:

she, she just goes shy of losing to win that award, but enough to be a loser.

Trey Gerrald:

And then when we were a kid, instead of saying like G D she would say, shoot a monkey.

Chelsey Donn:

Is this a thing like this is a Southern thing, like shoot a monkey.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know that I've ever heard it before, but my mom always says

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

So I was like, okay, this is either my sister.

Trey Gerrald:

Or it's my brother-in-law, who's married to my sister who listens every week.

Trey Gerrald:

And, uh, oh,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

we had an episode on his birthday and I didn't acknowledge that it was his birthday.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, no.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, we should make up for that

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm imagining this is from Evan, but maybe we'll find out.

Chelsey Donn:

either way.

Chelsey Donn:

Happy belated birthday, Evan.

Chelsey Donn:

We love and appreciate you.

Chelsey Donn:

And thank you for always listening.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, their birthday fell on a Wednesday.

Trey Gerrald:

And I got a text that was like a new episode on my birthday and I don't get a shoutout

Chelsey Donn:

okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, you're getting a shout out now.

Chelsey Donn:

Evan.

Trey Gerrald:

but this, this form was, this was submitted on our website back in July.

Trey Gerrald:

It's just taken a while.

Trey Gerrald:

Bazaro so here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

This is the Complaint from more problems than Quaker has outs.

Trey Gerrald:

I'd like to Lodge a Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

I've listened to every episode of your podcast.

Trey Gerrald:

And I don't recall this topic ever being addressed.

Trey Gerrald:

I hope this is a universal relatable Complaint, but I could be a weirdo.

Trey Gerrald:

And this is just my own idiosyncrasy either way.

Trey Gerrald:

It'll be cathartic to share as I've been internalizing this for.

Trey Gerrald:

So.

Trey Gerrald:

So here it goes, I cannot tolerate certain adjectives as they relate to describing food.

Chelsey Donn:

Hmm,

Trey Gerrald:

For example.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

That's the first thing I think of, for example, I hate when people refer to food using the following

Trey Gerrald:

On a similar note, I find it uncomfortable to watch TV chefs taste the meal that

Trey Gerrald:

I understand they are trying to showcase how delicious the food is, but the moaning

Trey Gerrald:

Is it just me?

Trey Gerrald:

I hope not.

Trey Gerrald:

If it is just me, maybe it's time to seek some counseling.

Trey Gerrald:

Also one more thing to get off my chest.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you all have any words you simply do not like to use for some reason the following words, irk me

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, my God.

Trey Gerrald:

slacks, referring to pants, blouse sofa, just say couch and lovers.

Trey Gerrald:

I enjoy listening to your podcast every Wednesday.

Trey Gerrald:

Keep the episodes coming

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, like a Royal review within a Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean really hitting all the notes.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know what to call this person.

Chelsey Donn:

Like monkeys.

Chelsey Donn:

I Donn, what do we

Trey Gerrald:

well.

Trey Gerrald:

It's more problems than Quaker hazards.

Trey Gerrald:

Their emails can't win for

Chelsey Donn:

So we'll just call let's just call them more problems.

Chelsey Donn:

I think that more problems.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for listening.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for the Royal review within that, I will say, I do think that you are a little bit

Chelsey Donn:

I do have that.

Chelsey Donn:

Some, like, I have a thing with hun.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I really don't like hun, I know in your Southern, I just feel like it's derogatory.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I, I say I call everyone, babe.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm always like, babe, babe.

Chelsey Donn:

That's like my.

Trey Gerrald:

do say, babe, you

Chelsey Donn:

oh, that's my thing.

Chelsey Donn:

But like, huh, like, and babe I think is great.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

But it's my thing.

Chelsey Donn:

But hun feels like I'm talking down to you like a diner worker in Jersey.

Chelsey Donn:

That's like, what do you want hun?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, get it out already, hun.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, you know, like, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I just, I really Donn don't like it.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm not judging you for being.

Chelsey Donn:

Like having words that are irksome.

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz I have them too.

Chelsey Donn:

But I do think that a lot of the ones on your list don't bother me so much.

Chelsey Donn:

How about you, Trey?

Chelsey Donn:

Were you bothered by the list of words?

Chelsey Donn:

Moist?

Trey Gerrald:

funny cuz yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And you even said it before.

Trey Gerrald:

It was even, yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's funny because I'm reminded that my mom, I just thought about this.

Trey Gerrald:

When you said hun makes you think of like a condescending diner worker.

Trey Gerrald:

My mom would get so mad when.

Trey Gerrald:

Waiters would call her ma'am she found it to be the most,

Chelsey Donn:

ma'am is

Trey Gerrald:

the most condescending phrase to be referred to.

Trey Gerrald:

But I, so I'm always like, that's always running through my mind.

Trey Gerrald:

It's interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

I've never really considered sofa versus couch.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I do think of them as interchangeable, but when someone refers

Trey Gerrald:

I hate that.

Trey Gerrald:

I hate that even though that's probably correct.

Trey Gerrald:

And then I can also agree here.

Trey Gerrald:

There is.

Trey Gerrald:

Outrageously showy and somewhat cheesy and corny about anytime someone is tasting food

Chelsey Donn:

I was gonna say for whatever reason, when more problems was saying that I

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz I feel like she's like a big proponent of like,

Chelsey Donn:

we'll be right back after.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

I get another

Trey Gerrald:

I'm gonna need more.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, exactly.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, if this is my brother-in-law, I know that my brother-in-law's

Trey Gerrald:

So the fact that you just said that is very funny.

Trey Gerrald:

That's why that was one of the great things about Wendy Williams was that whenever Wendy

Trey Gerrald:

She would be like, oh, dang, this is good.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I felt like it felt honest.

Trey Gerrald:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

But some, I have like, as someone that really likes to

Chelsey Donn:

And then like taken the first bite and be like, oh my God, that's so good.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

I love that.

Chelsey Donn:

And I, there is like something kind of weird about like being so, you know, fawning so

Trey Gerrald:

It's interesting to me, cuz then I started going through my Rolodex,

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm wondering if maybe I did it in one of our rehearsals before we went

Chelsey Donn:

Wait in inducted or complained about what you induct the

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, sorry.

Trey Gerrald:

Sorry.

Trey Gerrald:

If I have complained if I've lodged about moist, because it is so gross to me and

Trey Gerrald:

They're very audible with their pleasure.

Trey Gerrald:

So whenever we're at a restaurant eating it, like almost always comes up.

Chelsey Donn:

Mmm.

Chelsey Donn:

Love, ah, like a whole thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

of 'em, all of 'em, it's the first bite of whatever.

Trey Gerrald:

And it's just something they all do.

Trey Gerrald:

And David is so guilty of it.

Trey Gerrald:

And he has to, he has to communicate about food as he's experiencing it.

Trey Gerrald:

And it's something I've called out before.

Trey Gerrald:

And he's been like, I Donn don't do that.

Trey Gerrald:

What are you talking

Chelsey Donn:

It's like an automatic response.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh,

Trey Gerrald:

he knows that he's like, Mmm.

Trey Gerrald:

Like he, he does make.

Trey Gerrald:

Mmm.

Trey Gerrald:

And, and, but I want to call.

Trey Gerrald:

That he wants to comment on the quality of the food.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, if he feels like this isn't that good or, oh, this could be better.

Trey Gerrald:

And he's like, I Donn can't!' do that.

Trey Gerrald:

So this in the future, when this is live, he and I will have a conversation that

Chelsey Donn:

You're not as audible.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm cuz I,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I, I think I'm pretty vocal in general, but I think that that's.

Chelsey Donn:

I think that that's like a really unique and interesting Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

And I think a lot of people will resonate with that because there's always gonna be, even

Chelsey Donn:

And like, I'm gonna hear it in a certain kind of way because I associate it that way.

Chelsey Donn:

So I think that was That's super interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

I love that.

Trey Gerrald:

Similarly the last word that more problems than uses that they don't like is the

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like no one says

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

A lot of the words in general felt very generational.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, like nobody says slacks anymore, but like probably 60 years ago or whatever,

Trey Gerrald:

I know that I once Lodge to complain about, uh, my husband being referenced as my

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, I do remember

Trey Gerrald:

is like, it feels homophobic and demeaning lovers is another one.

Trey Gerrald:

Like people that are in their

Chelsey Donn:

your lover

Trey Gerrald:

is here lover, but

Chelsey Donn:

right, right, right,

Trey Gerrald:

was a time when you like, they couldn't be your husband.

Trey Gerrald:

So like lover was the word, you know,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

It's

Trey Gerrald:

more loving than roommate.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, anyway, really great job.

Trey Gerrald:

I believe this is Evan, unless maybe it's my sister, Mandy, but I do

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm imagining it's Evan and happy belated birthday.

Trey Gerrald:

Great contribution.

Trey Gerrald:

You can tell that Evan is an intelligent person by their vocabulary.

Trey Gerrald:

So that was fun to read.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

And you can do the same if you wanna submit through our website.

Chelsey Donn:

Go ahead and do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Review That Review dot com.

Chelsey Donn:

You'll see the button right on there.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Should we?

Trey Gerrald:

Should we do

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, I think we should.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's let's move along.

Trey Gerrald:

do it.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's get into some online review.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh wait, no Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

You have to Lodge, which will lead us.

Chelsey Donn:

I was

Trey Gerrald:

you Lodge.

Chelsey Donn:

gonna Lodge into a lead, but I don't know when I, when, like where are we?

Chelsey Donn:

But here we are, let's talk about it.

Chelsey Donn:

So,

Trey Gerrald:

me you wanna Lodge a Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, yes.

Chelsey Donn:

It's, it's kind of like multi layered.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm just gonna talk my way through it here with you guys.

Chelsey Donn:

Here's the deal.

Chelsey Donn:

So, you know, those machines that have like the claw, like you and the arcade, and they have

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

So I loved these machines when I was a kid.

Chelsey Donn:

All growing up, my dad used to call them rip off machines and he started

Chelsey Donn:

Like since I was a little kid.

Chelsey Donn:

So I truly just thought that these, these games were called the rip off machine.

Chelsey Donn:

So when we would go to arcade or something and I would wanna play, I would say,

Chelsey Donn:

I wanna play the rip gene.

Chelsey Donn:

And like, I didn't even understand what I'm saying.

Chelsey Donn:

And now that I'm an adult and I'm on the other side of this.

Chelsey Donn:

I've recently been burned you guys by an app called claw.

Chelsey Donn:

Which is gonna be the subject of our review today.

Trey Gerrald:

to explain a.

Chelsey Donn:

I will explain.

Chelsey Donn:

So there's this new app that I think is really pulling on the nostalgia

Chelsey Donn:

Like nineties kids are having kids, which is like, you know, whatever, that's life.

Chelsey Donn:

Now.

Chelsey Donn:

I think it's pulling on the nineties nostalgia.

Chelsey Donn:

And then also like the little kids that are like, mommy, I went this to, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So claw is an app where you can play a rip off machine, essentially from your phone.

Chelsey Donn:

So you download this app and the whole stick is you have to buy these coins.

Chelsey Donn:

So you have to like, pay, like you're going to an arcade and then you're playing like live.

Chelsey Donn:

So you're seeing a video of yourself.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

So you're seeing a video of yourself playing a claw machine, and then if you win

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

So obviously like,

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, I wanna play.

Chelsey Donn:

See, well, here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe not after you hear my opinion and hear the opinion of this reviewer, but basically

Chelsey Donn:

Like I think like Jody Sweden, like just like.

Chelsey Donn:

Kind of random celebrities, no offense to Jody who I love, but like that we're

Chelsey Donn:

Like claw is so great.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna do an unboxing of all these toys from claw, like a huge thing.

Chelsey Donn:

And all these people talking about it.

Chelsey Donn:

So I was like, you know what?

Chelsey Donn:

I love a good ripoff machine.

Chelsey Donn:

So let's like, download it.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

They give you like a free certain amount of coins or whatever it is.

Chelsey Donn:

And so the first thing that I noticed that I really did not like is that it only lets you

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

there are some machines like that.

Chelsey Donn:

So you have to like, hold the button down until you're

Chelsey Donn:

And then like, hold the button down until you're finished, moving down.

Chelsey Donn:

And like, so you only have like those two chances.

Trey Gerrald:

you Donn, Donn don't know that until you've done it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And you don't know that until you're like already in the app.

Chelsey Donn:

I love when I'm doing the, like rip off machines to like, be able to like tap,

Trey Gerrald:

Wink, wink, win, wink,

Chelsey Donn:

know, like I like, that's like a part of the experience for me.

Chelsey Donn:

So like right off the bat, like that was very annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

But then I played and like I won like immediately.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

And I wasn't even like really trying, cuz I was just learning this whole

Chelsey Donn:

So like, it wasn't even like my perfect attempt and like I won.

Chelsey Donn:

Like a Pokemon toy that I was trying to win for my nephew.

Chelsey Donn:

So I immediately like sent it to my nephew and I was like, so excited.

Chelsey Donn:

And then I went in again for like a Dumble door or something like that.

Chelsey Donn:

And again, I got it like super quickly, so quickly that the, the like app was like, are you sure

Trey Gerrald:

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

So I was like at this rate, like, clearly I'm great at this.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll take the 200 coins and I'll give away Dumble.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, after I gave away dumbledor and I got the two, 200 coins.

Chelsey Donn:

I never won again.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

The app was like, so glitchy.

Chelsey Donn:

And at this point, like they really had me with a couple wins.

Chelsey Donn:

So I started like buying the membership and like doing all the things to try and just like, get,

Chelsey Donn:

So I paid for like all this crap.

Chelsey Donn:

Like now it costs a thousand coins to play this like thing.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's a bigger toy, but still it's like annoying, cuz I'm like, I'd rather play.

Chelsey Donn:

I'd rather have like more chances than like, was it all in one turn?

Chelsey Donn:

So like that was like also really annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

And then sometimes like the camera would just be off and then they would have things where I'm

Chelsey Donn:

And I.

Chelsey Donn:

Actually showing me the arcade where the puppy dog doll is, which is

Chelsey Donn:

It's just like a dye that's like shaped with the clawy fur and it's just not as fun.

Chelsey Donn:

So I really just felt like this was a bait and switch.

Chelsey Donn:

They made me feel like I could win in the beginning so that my confidence would be up.

Chelsey Donn:

And I would like pay all this money to do this subscription or whatever.

Chelsey Donn:

And then as soon as they had me.

Chelsey Donn:

It was impossible to win.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Frigging annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So flash forward, I know this is like getting a little bit long, but

Chelsey Donn:

He wants me to like buy him for his birthday, like call coins or

Chelsey Donn:

And I was explaining to him, I'm like Eila, like.

Chelsey Donn:

This is a rip off.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, you have to understand, like you're not gonna win.

Chelsey Donn:

They do this thing where they make you think you're gonna win and

Chelsey Donn:

That's how I sent you that toy.

Chelsey Donn:

And then you'll never win again.

Chelsey Donn:

So my nephew, who is seven said that we gotta do something about this.

Chelsey Donn:

That we gotta let people know that this is not okay.

Chelsey Donn:

And so I told my nephew at that time, I said, you know what, you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

We gotta do something about this and I'm gonna bring it on the podcast.

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm gonna talk about it because we got Jody Sweden out there,

Chelsey Donn:

So we, now we have the review Queens doing a little bit of research for

Trey Gerrald:

this is for you Isler.

Chelsey Donn:

This is for you Isler.

Chelsey Donn:

I hope you're listening.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's Review That Review.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

So from the app store, this is for Chloe.

Chelsey Donn:

It is a One-Star-Zinger review written by fan farm

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, no

Chelsey Donn:

very recently, uh, written, just like within the last couple weeks.

Trey Gerrald:

fan farm

Chelsey Donn:

Fan farm.

Chelsey Donn:

So this is from fan farm.

Chelsey Donn:

The subject is glitchy scam and here's the review.

Chelsey Donn:

I played two games and one, both times I was like, okay, this is fun.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll give their membership a try.

Chelsey Donn:

Only the things that are in the me.

Chelsey Donn:

Are misleading.

Chelsey Donn:

It says it gives you 14 free plays a day and it doesn't, you just get

Chelsey Donn:

In addition after I won my first two games, I haven't won a single thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Even if I get it perfect.

Chelsey Donn:

Over an item, the arm doesn't have the strength to pick it up.

Chelsey Donn:

Then it's super, super glitchy.

Chelsey Donn:

You start a game.

Chelsey Donn:

Sometimes the arm doesn't move at all.

Chelsey Donn:

I had a game.

Chelsey Donn:

I started where the video was just glitchy lines.

Chelsey Donn:

You couldn't see anything.

Chelsey Donn:

Customer service is a joke.

Chelsey Donn:

It wants you to go through a whole process of digging up the videos of

Chelsey Donn:

And then maybe in 30 days you might get a reply waste of money.

Chelsey Donn:

If you do win, it will take seven weeks for your prize to arrive.

Chelsey Donn:

Ridiculous.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't waste your money,

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

Literally, same exact

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, so, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So Isler did get the Pokemon toy.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, he did.

Chelsey Donn:

I did actually get a message from him.

Chelsey Donn:

Like recently that said he got it.

Chelsey Donn:

And it was probably, I Donn don't think the seven weeks is an exaggeration.

Chelsey Donn:

It probably took that long for it to get

Trey Gerrald:

I wonder if they're doing anything with the address once they got the address.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh no, I hope not.

Chelsey Donn:

You think they are.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe they'll start getting mail.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, well,

Trey Gerrald:

I don't

Chelsey Donn:

we'll say, we'll say, but I felt very validated personally,

Chelsey Donn:

It was what happened to me.

Chelsey Donn:

I also like had an experience where it was super glitchy and I like, could barely

Chelsey Donn:

So I had to spend like a thousand coins on whatever that is.

Chelsey Donn:

The only way that you could, you would let me out of it is if I like completed the game.

Chelsey Donn:

So like I had to in order to get out of there, but I want like those coins back or whatever

Chelsey Donn:

Like you have to go through each video individually, like download the files and

Chelsey Donn:

And then if we think that you're you're.

Chelsey Donn:

Then we'll like give you those coins back.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like such crap.

Chelsey Donn:

And then she was also like, delete the app, you know, uninstall,

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, is that like a texting assistant or is that email back and forth?

Chelsey Donn:

it was email back and forth.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, it wasn't like an instantaneous response, but I think it was like pretty

Chelsey Donn:

So I must have just like, click that.

Trey Gerrald:

and how many games, like, do you have to suss through before

Trey Gerrald:

Like, have you played like 40 games by this point?

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I since have downloaded since have deleted the

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I'm like, and it's addictive.

Chelsey Donn:

That's the other thing like, it's like, it's actually addictive.

Chelsey Donn:

Like they, they totally get you in the beginning with those two ends.

Chelsey Donn:

And then I don't remember having any glitches until like I was already

Chelsey Donn:

And then all of a sudden things got glitchy to be fair.

Chelsey Donn:

Like fan farm did write this review around like a very similar timeline.

Chelsey Donn:

When I was using the app.

Chelsey Donn:

So maybe it is like a newer thing, but I will say I recommend when going, if you're like

Chelsey Donn:

When you're looking for reviews, because that's gonna really tell you what is happening now.

Chelsey Donn:

And so I appreciated getting this review in real time.

Chelsey Donn:

I really felt validated and I did go ahead.

Chelsey Donn:

And like, after I read this, I just deleted.

Chelsey Donn:

I deleted the app and I was done.

Trey Gerrald:

Because I am curious, I wonder if they got a reply in 30 days?

Trey Gerrald:

Cause we say like maybe in 30 days, but that, I mean, it is like so insane.

Chelsey Donn:

There's basically a developer response for like every single

Chelsey Donn:

Like we'll look into this, you know what I mean,

Trey Gerrald:

I thought it was funny that the arm seems to have no strength, cuz that's

Trey Gerrald:

So like it can't actually catch anything.

Trey Gerrald:

That's why it always falls out.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

So frustrating.

Trey Gerrald:

And like, somehow in my mind, I feel like I've seen someone win

Trey Gerrald:

So like, I believe it's possible.

Chelsey Donn:

that's another thing that Chloe does.

Chelsey Donn:

So they, they have a video in like the bottom right hand corner.

Chelsey Donn:

And it says like the last time someone won, this was 17 minutes ago.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, do you wanna watch the video?

Chelsey Donn:

And you can literally watch the video of like somebody else playing the exact

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, so they're really like, there's some psychological warfare.

Chelsey Donn:

I just, like I wonder about the celebrity endorsement thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, do you think, like,

Trey Gerrald:

They probably got

Chelsey Donn:

do you think that works?

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I know that they got paid, but like some of these, they just seemed like,

Chelsey Donn:

if somebody was giving me this app and they were like, here's unlimited

Chelsey Donn:

I'd be like, this is the best thing ever.

Chelsey Donn:

And it was just like the ones we were actually like doing a video of the actual toy.

Chelsey Donn:

So like maybe they like cheaped out or something.

Chelsey Donn:

It sounds like there's like budget cuts because their whole thing used to be like, you're gonna

Chelsey Donn:

And now it's just like, not as cool, but I think it's so sketchy that the video doesn't work.

Trey Gerrald:

The glitchy thing is concerning.

Trey Gerrald:

I think that's a lot of the value in the review to me is because when I'm sussing

Trey Gerrald:

I'm just suddenly aware of that.

Trey Gerrald:

But the glitching out is really a problem.

Trey Gerrald:

Like if I, if I found multiple reviews, cuz I'm also hearing this new, I've never heard

Trey Gerrald:

Like I Donn don't wanna be taken advantage of.

Trey Gerrald:

So I do find that very valuable.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And this review, I like pulled it like a week ago or whatever, when I was like planning when

Trey Gerrald:

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn:

So I don't know if like things have gotten worse.

Chelsey Donn:

but like, it does not look good.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause now I'm wondering like, is this built to beat a scam because

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, is it just glitching?

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz there's like a UX error or is it glitchy because it's like buying your

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I hope that all of the reviews on like half of them are like scam scam.

Chelsey Donn:

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Glitchy scam fan farm,

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, so fan farm, what's the spelling of grammar like.

Chelsey Donn:

I think.

Chelsey Donn:

Good.

Chelsey Donn:

I didn't notice any mistakes.

Chelsey Donn:

I think there was one fragment in there.

VOICEOVER:

There is a reply.

Chelsey Donn:

This is the response that Chloe has given to every single message.

Chelsey Donn:

I just wanted to confirm that.

Chelsey Donn:

So they say hi, Chloe is a real claw machine game that uses live stream cameras.

Chelsey Donn:

So you can win real prizes that are delivered straight to your home.

Chelsey Donn:

As of today, we have sent over 1 million prizes.

Chelsey Donn:

To satisfied customers.

Chelsey Donn:

We can assure you that we do our very best to make the game enjoyable and fun for everyone.

Chelsey Donn:

We have a lot of loyal players who tell us it's the most innovative game they've ever played.

Chelsey Donn:

Everyone gets free coins upon installation of the app to enjoy our machines for free.

Chelsey Donn:

VIP is a one time payment that grants you with coins free shipping

Chelsey Donn:

All the prizes on the app and much more.

Chelsey Donn:

We'd love to offer you all of our amazing prizes for free.

Chelsey Donn:

However, they do cost money as well as shipping costs.

Chelsey Donn:

Therefore we do our best to keep the game cost as low as possible and offer many ways.

Chelsey Donn:

For you to get free coins, such as daily bonus refer a friend program and some

Chelsey Donn:

So check 'em out.

Chelsey Donn:

It does take some practice to develop the required skill.

Chelsey Donn:

My advice is to visit our YouTube and Facebook pages, where we have a lot of players that can

Chelsey Donn:

If you experience an issue in the game, please contact us with all

Chelsey Donn:

We always do our best to make our players happy.

Chelsey Donn:

So we hope you'll make the extra effort to amend your review.

Chelsey Donn:

Once you get a reply.

Trey Gerrald:

Hmm,

Chelsey Donn:

interesting that last sentence,

Trey Gerrald:

that is the reply to everyone.

Chelsey Donn:

everyone, which is like a tactic that I hate.

Chelsey Donn:

I think we can really win people back with like a personalized thing.

Chelsey Donn:

But at the rate that they're getting these terrible reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, they would have to reply this way.

Chelsey Donn:

Otherwise they'd be there all day.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, it is curious to me, like my first impulse was when the reply is so many

Trey Gerrald:

It makes me feel a little like icked.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel ick about it.

Chelsey Donn:

So we OB I mean, like.

Chelsey Donn:

It's a little cheaty here.

Chelsey Donn:

And I feel like maybe I'm, I'm like in love with fan farm a little bit more

Chelsey Donn:

But you having not played this game before or not had the history.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, obviously you heard my history, but like, how did you feel?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, did you feel like, oh, when Chelsey said it, I was like, maybe, and now I'm

Chelsey Donn:

I didn't wanna put words in your mouth.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, it's interesting to me because I feel like in addition to all of the

Trey Gerrald:

Pay with coins that you like actually are paying for, like something about it all seems

Trey Gerrald:

Like, even in real life, these clog games are sort of like scams in my opinion.

Trey Gerrald:

But I think that fan farm, it comes across as truthful to me.

Trey Gerrald:

I Donn don't think they're being shady.

Trey Gerrald:

I think they're sort of saying like, The structure with which you submit a Complaint

Trey Gerrald:

And do I think it's common or fluky that I'm not totally sure about?

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, in this episode with you, like I'm hearing a commonality.

Chelsey Donn:

based on the review alone, you feel like it could be bad luck, but I.

Chelsey Donn:

They did the compliment sandwich, which we like, which is what happened to me, or they really just

Trey Gerrald:

started.

Trey Gerrald:

Great.

Chelsey Donn:

I, you know, I was like, this is so fun.

Chelsey Donn:

I got the membership, you know, Which really like was my experience.

Chelsey Donn:

And I think that that's useful.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if I had read this review before, because I was all in after

Chelsey Donn:

Like I was like, all right, let's do it.

Chelsey Donn:

And I just like, went for it.

Chelsey Donn:

And I saw it had 4.7 overall.

Chelsey Donn:

And I was like, oh, I Donn don't even need to like, look at the reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

And I just went, and this was my experience.

Chelsey Donn:

And I feel like if I read this review before I went in there, I would've been like Chelsey,

Chelsey Donn:

Like I do think there is a nice, like cautionary tale

Trey Gerrald:

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald:

I do think, I don't know that I was humored or entertained necessarily, but I do

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald:

which is queeny.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I think I could, I think I could crown fan farm.

Trey Gerrald:

How are you feeling?

Chelsey Donn:

I'm ready to crown fan farm.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort to

Trey Gerrald:

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

You did it?

Chelsey Donn:

I oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm holding up four and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey is holding up five crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey has made fan farm, a Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

Alright, Trey, let us know why Queen status.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, now I'm wondering if maybe I shouldn't have gone all the way to five, but I

Trey Gerrald:

I I'm question the reason I'm questioning, if it is a full Review Queen is because.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know if they ever were communicated with in the 30 days.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, you know what I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

Like, so maybe that is impending and they'll reply when they get the reply,

Trey Gerrald:

I can,

Chelsey Donn:

reply on, on, uh,

Trey Gerrald:

if you can update it well there, but in the reply from the developer, they're

Chelsey Donn:

Well, I think they're asking them to delete it is what they're asking.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, let's start over.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, but the reason I am feeling very positive about this review is

Trey Gerrald:

It's hard for me to gauge the commonality.

Trey Gerrald:

I I'm getting the commonality today from our conversation and their surrounding reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

It wasn't really humorous or entertaining necessarily, but it did grip me.

Trey Gerrald:

I was like captivated.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I wanted to get to the end, you know, like I didn't want need, I didn't feel like

Trey Gerrald:

So that's why I said five crowns, cuz I really feel like they did a great

Trey Gerrald:

And I think it would have an impact that I would maybe definitely need to read

Trey Gerrald:

Why did you do four and a half?

Chelsey Donn:

I almost did five too.

Chelsey Donn:

I like, I had to sit on my hands cuz I was like, I think I'm too emotional

Chelsey Donn:

And that was why I like left a little wiggle room and I went for the four and a half cuz

Chelsey Donn:

I think it's a pretty queenly review.

Chelsey Donn:

I think it's the perfect length.

Chelsey Donn:

It gives all the information.

Chelsey Donn:

It like brings you through the narrative as you would experience it when you're starting

Chelsey Donn:

Like they tell you these things, they, they lie and then you're not gonna really get that.

Chelsey Donn:

So I thought that the important information was really there.

Chelsey Donn:

And I, from my vantage point, I was really able to see it.

Chelsey Donn:

And I think fan farm.

Chelsey Donn:

Excellent job.

Chelsey Donn:

And so four and a half pounds for me.

Chelsey Donn:

And I did struggle with whether or not I should tell my personal story before or after.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't really think there's any right way to do it here and Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn:

But I do feel validated by fan farm.

Chelsey Donn:

So there's that.

Trey Gerrald:

And Isler, good job wanting to share.

Chelsey Donn:

And Eila.

Chelsey Donn:

I told you I would do it.

Chelsey Donn:

I said, I would say something, cuz you said it was wrong and somebody should.

Chelsey Donn:

And so claw, if you're listening, I'm here and available for free gold coins,

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm willing to amend my review, live on the air, but you will need to contact me.

Chelsey Donn:

And like you'll, you'll have to make amends is all I'm saying call I am at this point.

Chelsey Donn:

Pretty disappointed for someone that loves these kind of machines.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I am your audience and you let me

Trey Gerrald:

I hear that.

Trey Gerrald:

Good job.

Trey Gerrald:

Fun.

Chelsey Donn:

thanks.

Trey Gerrald:

Fully lived and experienced episode today.

Chelsey Donn:

I did.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, it did feel like it was like a sweatshirt that was, uh, that was worn.

Trey Gerrald:

I live

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll write my Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, we finished the review, which means that we've reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

Who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER:

My Royal line.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So today I am very excited.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm gonna be inducting a product that I happened upon on Amazon and I've sprung for it.

Trey Gerrald:

And.

Trey Gerrald:

I am obsessed with this product.

Trey Gerrald:

So today I'm going to induct the perfect sleeve ironing assistant for wrinkle free shirt sleeves,

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

VOICEOVER:

It's super, kinda istic.

VOICEOVER:

It's.

VOICEOVER:

Delicious.

Trey Gerrald:

I think the actual product, like on the thing is called it's called perfect

Trey Gerrald:

So I guess this is probably one of

Chelsey Donn:

Like a QVC type thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

so what it really is, I should have brought it down it's upstairs,

Trey Gerrald:

It's in like a U shape.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's really tense, right?

Trey Gerrald:

So it wants to be straight.

Trey Gerrald:

So there's like pressure.

Trey Gerrald:

Does that make sense?

Chelsey Donn:

It wants to be straight,

Trey Gerrald:

It wants to be a straight rod, but it's bent as a U.

Trey Gerrald:

So,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, yes,

Trey Gerrald:

there's, there's outward tension.

Trey Gerrald:

And so you slip it inside of a button down sleeve.

Trey Gerrald:

And it automatically presses it all the way to its extreme seam so that you don't have to worry about

Trey Gerrald:

and what's so amazing about it is that I have to iron buttoned on shirts every day for work,

Trey Gerrald:

And it's so obnoxious when you're ironing and it's like, you're trying to like bend it on the

Trey Gerrald:

It's like so annoying and this, you can literally just pop it right in.

Trey Gerrald:

I have accidentally like, let go by accident and it like hit me and it kind of

Chelsey Donn:

I was thinking that if there's like that much like external

Trey Gerrald:

There's a lot.

Chelsey Donn:

could be dangerous.

Trey Gerrald:

but it does have a little like clip.

Trey Gerrald:

That's a magnet that attaches to the ironing board.

Chelsey Donn:

okay.

Trey Gerrald:

And you like clip it in anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, but it's perfect and the results are crazy and it, it literally, it seems so

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Because you Donn don't have to like frat about finding the sea and

Trey Gerrald:

And then you start ironing and then you don't have it straight enough on the bottom.

Trey Gerrald:

So then you've ironed in this crease.

Trey Gerrald:

That is so maddening like this literally just like holds into place.

Trey Gerrald:

You go, you swipe the iron two or three times, and it's perfect.

Trey Gerrald:

You flip the shirt over, you do that side and it's done.

Trey Gerrald:

It's done.

Chelsey Donn:

kudos to the inventor of that product, whoever you are.

Trey Gerrald:

It really is remarkable.

Trey Gerrald:

I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Trey Gerrald:

So for that reason, I'm recommending that everyone purchases it currently at the time of

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

say it's highly worth it.

Trey Gerrald:

So today I am officially inducting you the perfect sleeve ironing assistant, cuz you

Chelsey Donn:

You're just perfect.

Trey Gerrald:

wrong button.

Trey Gerrald:

But that works too.

Trey Gerrald:

We're we're clapping for you.

Trey Gerrald:

Perfect.

Chelsey Donn:

Perfect sleeve.

Chelsey Donn:

You're perfect.

Chelsey Donn:

What a Queen?

Trey Gerrald:

Ironing is so frustrating and annoying.

Trey Gerrald:

And I was like, there has to be something in the world that exists to make this less obnoxious.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz they are, are like skinny ironing boards for sleeves, but then you have to like shove it.

Trey Gerrald:

It's a whole thing.

Trey Gerrald:

This thing is miraculous.

Trey Gerrald:

It's totally a gimmick and it's amazing and it works.

Trey Gerrald:

So I love you.

Trey Gerrald:

Perfect sleeve.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I love a Mac.

Trey Gerrald:

Well that's it.

Trey Gerrald:

We did a, that is another round on the R a RQ claw fair wheel of life.

Chelsey Donn:

mm-hmm Isler.

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Oh my God.

VOICEOVER:

But Kafr, it's the.

Chelsey Donn:

just wondering, what is it used for

Trey Gerrald:

Well, it's a pair of silicone feet.

Trey Gerrald:

So this was, um, sent to be my, by my sister.

Trey Gerrald:

So to find out what made Chelsey say.

Chelsey Donn:

Wait, wait, wait, sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

I need to,

Trey Gerrald:

She's wheezing.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait till you see the picture.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm gonna show you the picture of the feet on the after

Chelsey Donn:

oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

I Donn just, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm Donn.

Chelsey Donn:

What happened?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

They're so lifelike.

Chelsey Donn:

You guys, they look like real feet.

Chelsey Donn:

I can't,

Trey Gerrald:

it's so

Chelsey Donn:

my God.

Chelsey Donn:

I can't!'.

Chelsey Donn:

It's so gross.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Things, the things that exist on the internet, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Should we try?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Keep going.

Chelsey Donn:

Find out.

Trey Gerrald:

so gross.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, fuck you do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Meryl, Meryl.

Chelsey Donn:

And to find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald:

We are in agreement, what defiled means, right.

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then join our Patreon page at,

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I'm taking it down.

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You can't see it now.

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Okay.

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Then join our patron.

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we say it together?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, God, I haven't even heard the review yet.

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Okay.

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Oh man.

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All right.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Oh my God.

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Chelsey Donn:

I haven't even heard the review yet.

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm already like dying.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, why is it so funny to you?

Chelsey Donn:

I Donn don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just like so funny that this exist, like that something like this exists and

Chelsey Donn:

And like, it really, like, it looks like human feet, like it, like, it's just funny that

Chelsey Donn:

I

Trey Gerrald:

I was, yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

I guess I just find foot benches funny,

Trey Gerrald:

that's what I was gonna say.

Trey Gerrald:

I instantly go to a sexual place, like, cuz you were like, why does this exist?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And then I was like, oh my God, it exists.

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz like someone wants more feet in their lives.

Chelsey Donn:

And I just think that's funny,

Trey Gerrald:

and then we're spending time in our life reading this

About the Podcast

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Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
A comedy podcast dedicated to reviewing pedestrian online reviews!

About your hosts

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Trey Gerrald

Actor | Writer | Human-Person
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Chelsey Donn

Actress | Comedian | Writer
Review Queen 👑