Episode 67: Clawee App

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help.

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Who, which ones I hate.

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Baby, it's time to Review That.

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Review!.

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Hello

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Well, hello there.

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ChelseyBD and hello listeners.

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Hey, Chelsey goose.

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:42

Hello.

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I just felt like we were both really serving like Mary Poppins in that like

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Is that his name?

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The,

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T.

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Yeah.

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yeah.

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Bert, right

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Bert heal.

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No, that's someone else.

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Who's Bert Healy.

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Is that a character in Annie?

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maybe.

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Oh yeah.

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Is that the, no, I don't know.

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Is that the like, Hey, oh, B man.

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Hey,

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Donn

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Healy.

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Yeah,

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dressed.

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I think he's like the radio singer.

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Who cares?

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Um, how's your week going girl?

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my weeks going great.

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Everything.

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Everything is swimming along over here in LA.

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Mm-hmm

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are things on the opposite host in New Jersey?

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Life's good.

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You know, I it's interesting cuz since I've come out about being a New

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So that's fun.

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Yeah.

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I

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I was watching a show the other day, which I've been told

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I totally agree with the recommendation.

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Have you seen the show?

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The other two?

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I have not watched it, which I don't need to get into, but tell me about the other two

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Um, we're gonna talk about this off the air anyway.

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Um, so people have been recommending the other two and I I've been really enjoying

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I'll say like me as an actor and writer and.

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There was a Jersey joke in like the second or third episode.

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I wish I could remember exactly what the joke was, but it was like clear.

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It was a joke and the punchline of the joke was in New Jersey or like whatever.

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And I was just like, oh my God, there it is.

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We talked about it.

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You hear a New Jersey joke every day.

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And I heard a New Jersey joke yesterday.

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I love

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How about you?

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Have you been hearing Jersey jokes?

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Um, no more than usual, but I haven't watched the other two yet, but I know

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I just haven't started.

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Yeah, it's been on my list for a while, so I'm happy that I got to get

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So I was wondering if before we do that, do you have something you wanna Lodge a Complaint about

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Yeah, I definitely do.

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I am so ready too.

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Lodge Complaint.

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On behalf of a listener here we are.

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So this is actually a Complaint that we got from our contact form on our website.

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Oh, okay.

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a place on our website Review That Review dot com to.

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Submit a Complaint.

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And so on the contact form, it says your first name, last name,

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So it's interesting because the first name is one word, more problems than,

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Oh,

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who submitted a complaint's name as more problems than Quaker has oats.

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okay.

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So they wanted to start with a joke or something, right, right at the top.

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And then their email is can't win for losing shoot a monkey.com.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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So notice how this has no relevance for you.

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But to me, these are all very famous sayings that my mother says all the time.

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Do you think it's your mom like in disguise?

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I know that it's not my mom, because my, these are sayings that she just

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Do you get that joke?

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Cuz Quaker's

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Quaker has a lot of oats.

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Mm-hmm she always complains that she can't win for losing cuz she loses so much

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Like she doesn't even win the award for losing.

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correct.

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she, she just goes shy of losing to win that award, but enough to be a loser.

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And then when we were a kid, instead of saying like G D she would say, shoot a monkey.

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Is this a thing like this is a Southern thing, like shoot a monkey.

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I don't know that I've ever heard it before, but my mom always says

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Oh, interesting.

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So I was like, okay, this is either my sister.

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Or it's my brother-in-law, who's married to my sister who listens every week.

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And, uh, oh,

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Okay.

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we had an episode on his birthday and I didn't acknowledge that it was his birthday.

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Oh, no.

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Well, we should make up for that

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So I'm imagining this is from Evan, but maybe we'll find out.

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either way.

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Happy belated birthday, Evan.

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We love and appreciate you.

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And thank you for always listening.

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Yeah, their birthday fell on a Wednesday.

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And I got a text that was like a new episode on my birthday and I don't get a shoutout

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okay.

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Well, you're getting a shout out now.

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Evan.

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but this, this form was, this was submitted on our website back in July.

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It's just taken a while.

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Bazaro so here we go.

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This is the Complaint from more problems than Quaker has outs.

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I'd like to Lodge a Complaint.

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I've listened to every episode of your podcast.

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And I don't recall this topic ever being addressed.

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I hope this is a universal relatable Complaint, but I could be a weirdo.

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And this is just my own idiosyncrasy either way.

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It'll be cathartic to share as I've been internalizing this for.

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So.

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So here it goes, I cannot tolerate certain adjectives as they relate to describing food.

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Hmm,

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For example.

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Yes.

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That's the first thing I think of, for example, I hate when people refer to food using the following

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On a similar note, I find it uncomfortable to watch TV chefs taste the meal that

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I understand they are trying to showcase how delicious the food is, but the moaning

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Is it just me?

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I hope not.

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If it is just me, maybe it's time to seek some counseling.

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Also one more thing to get off my chest.

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Do you all have any words you simply do not like to use for some reason the following words, irk me

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Oh, my God.

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slacks, referring to pants, blouse sofa, just say couch and lovers.

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I enjoy listening to your podcast every Wednesday.

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Keep the episodes coming

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Oh my goodness.

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Like, like a Royal review within a Complaint.

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I mean really hitting all the notes.

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I don't know what to call this person.

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Like monkeys.

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I Donn, what do we

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well.

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It's more problems than Quaker hazards.

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Their emails can't win for

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So we'll just call let's just call them more problems.

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I think that more problems.

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Thank you for listening.

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Thank you for the Royal review within that, I will say, I do think that you are a little bit

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I do have that.

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Some, like, I have a thing with hun.

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Like I really don't like hun, I know in your Southern, I just feel like it's derogatory.

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Like I, I say I call everyone, babe.

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I'm always like, babe, babe.

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That's like my.

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do say, babe, you

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oh, that's my thing.

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But like, huh, like, and babe I think is great.

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Right.

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But it's my thing.

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But hun feels like I'm talking down to you like a diner worker in Jersey.

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That's like, what do you want hun?

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Like, get it out already, hun.

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Like, you know, like, I don't know.

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I just, I really Donn don't like it.

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So I'm not judging you for being.

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Like having words that are irksome.

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Cuz I have them too.

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But I do think that a lot of the ones on your list don't bother me so much.

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How about you, Trey?

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Were you bothered by the list of words?

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Moist?

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funny cuz yeah.

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And you even said it before.

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It was even, yeah.

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You know, it's funny because I'm reminded that my mom, I just thought about this.

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When you said hun makes you think of like a condescending diner worker.

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My mom would get so mad when.

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Waiters would call her ma'am she found it to be the most,

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ma'am is

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the most condescending phrase to be referred to.

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But I, so I'm always like, that's always running through my mind.

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It's interesting.

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I've never really considered sofa versus couch.

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Yeah.

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I do think of them as interchangeable, but when someone refers

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I hate that.

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I hate that even though that's probably correct.

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And then I can also agree here.

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There is.

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Outrageously showy and somewhat cheesy and corny about anytime someone is tasting food

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I was gonna say for whatever reason, when more problems was saying that I

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Cuz I feel like she's like a big proponent of like,

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we'll be right back after.

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Oh my God.

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I get another

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I'm gonna need more.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Well, if this is my brother-in-law, I know that my brother-in-law's

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So the fact that you just said that is very funny.

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That's why that was one of the great things about Wendy Williams was that whenever Wendy

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She would be like, oh, dang, this is good.

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Like, I felt like it felt honest.

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Exactly.

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But some, I have like, as someone that really likes to

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And then like taken the first bite and be like, oh my God, that's so good.

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Oh my God.

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I love that.

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And I, there is like something kind of weird about like being so, you know, fawning so

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It's interesting to me, cuz then I started going through my Rolodex,

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And I'm wondering if maybe I did it in one of our rehearsals before we went

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Wait in inducted or complained about what you induct the

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Oh, sorry.

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Sorry.

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If I have complained if I've lodged about moist, because it is so gross to me and

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They're very audible with their pleasure.

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So whenever we're at a restaurant eating it, like almost always comes up.

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Mmm.

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Love, ah, like a whole thing.

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Yeah.

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of 'em, all of 'em, it's the first bite of whatever.

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And it's just something they all do.

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And David is so guilty of it.

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And he has to, he has to communicate about food as he's experiencing it.

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And it's something I've called out before.

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And he's been like, I Donn don't do that.

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What are you talking

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It's like an automatic response.

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Yeah.

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Uh,

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he knows that he's like, Mmm.

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Like he, he does make.

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Mmm.

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And, and, but I want to call.

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That he wants to comment on the quality of the food.

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Like, if he feels like this isn't that good or, oh, this could be better.

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And he's like, I Donn can't!' do that.

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So this in the future, when this is live, he and I will have a conversation that

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:50

You're not as audible.

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I'm cuz I,

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Yeah.

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I mean, I, I think I'm pretty vocal in general, but I think that that's.

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I think that that's like a really unique and interesting Complaint.

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And I think a lot of people will resonate with that because there's always gonna be, even

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And like, I'm gonna hear it in a certain kind of way because I associate it that way.

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So I think that was That's super interesting.

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I love that.

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Similarly the last word that more problems than uses that they don't like is the

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I feel like no one says

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:43

Yeah.

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A lot of the words in general felt very generational.

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You know, like nobody says slacks anymore, but like probably 60 years ago or whatever,

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:56

I know that I once Lodge to complain about, uh, my husband being referenced as my

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:01

Yes, I do remember

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is like, it feels homophobic and demeaning lovers is another one.

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Like people that are in their

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your lover

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is here lover, but

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right, right, right,

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was a time when you like, they couldn't be your husband.

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So like lover was the word, you know,

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Yeah.

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It's

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more loving than roommate.

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Um, anyway, really great job.

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I believe this is Evan, unless maybe it's my sister, Mandy, but I do

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So I'm imagining it's Evan and happy belated birthday.

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Great contribution.

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You can tell that Evan is an intelligent person by their vocabulary.

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So that was fun to read.

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Thank you.

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And you can do the same if you wanna submit through our website.

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Go ahead and do it.

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Review That Review dot com.

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You'll see the button right on there.

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All right.

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Should we?

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Should we do

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Yeah, I think we should.

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Let's let's move along.

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do it.

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Let's get into some online review.

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Oh wait, no Chelsey.

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You have to Lodge, which will lead us.

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I was

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you Lodge.

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gonna Lodge into a lead, but I don't know when I, when, like where are we?

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But here we are, let's talk about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:07

So,

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:07

me you wanna Lodge a Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:08

Oh, yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:10

It's, it's kind of like multi layered.

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So I'm just gonna talk my way through it here with you guys.

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Here's the deal.

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So, you know, those machines that have like the claw, like you and the arcade, and they have

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:24

Right.

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So I loved these machines when I was a kid.

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All growing up, my dad used to call them rip off machines and he started

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Like since I was a little kid.

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So I truly just thought that these, these games were called the rip off machine.

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So when we would go to arcade or something and I would wanna play, I would say,

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I wanna play the rip gene.

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And like, I didn't even understand what I'm saying.

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And now that I'm an adult and I'm on the other side of this.

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I've recently been burned you guys by an app called claw.

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Which is gonna be the subject of our review today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:05

to explain a.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:06

I will explain.

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So there's this new app that I think is really pulling on the nostalgia

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Like nineties kids are having kids, which is like, you know, whatever, that's life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:20

Now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:21

I think it's pulling on the nineties nostalgia.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:23

And then also like the little kids that are like, mommy, I went this to, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:29

So claw is an app where you can play a rip off machine, essentially from your phone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:37

So you download this app and the whole stick is you have to buy these coins.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:43

So you have to like, pay, like you're going to an arcade and then you're playing like live.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:49

So you're seeing a video of yourself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:53

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:55

So you're seeing a video of yourself playing a claw machine, and then if you win

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:06

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:07

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:08

So obviously like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:10

Wait, I wanna play.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:12

See, well, here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:13

Maybe not after you hear my opinion and hear the opinion of this reviewer, but basically

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:27

Like I think like Jody Sweden, like just like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:30

Kind of random celebrities, no offense to Jody who I love, but like that we're

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:37

Like claw is so great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:39

I'm gonna do an unboxing of all these toys from claw, like a huge thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:44

And all these people talking about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:46

So I was like, you know what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:47

I love a good ripoff machine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:49

So let's like, download it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:51

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:51

They give you like a free certain amount of coins or whatever it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:55

And so the first thing that I noticed that I really did not like is that it only lets you

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:07

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:07

there are some machines like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:09

So you have to like, hold the button down until you're

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:15

And then like, hold the button down until you're finished, moving down.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:18

And like, so you only have like those two chances.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

you Donn, Donn don't know that until you've done it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:22

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:22

And you don't know that until you're like already in the app.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:25

I love when I'm doing the, like rip off machines to like, be able to like tap,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:31

Wink, wink, win, wink,

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:32

know, like I like, that's like a part of the experience for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:34

So like right off the bat, like that was very annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:37

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:38

But then I played and like I won like immediately.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:43

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:45

And I wasn't even like really trying, cuz I was just learning this whole

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:50

So like, it wasn't even like my perfect attempt and like I won.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:54

Like a Pokemon toy that I was trying to win for my nephew.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:56

So I immediately like sent it to my nephew and I was like, so excited.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:59

And then I went in again for like a Dumble door or something like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:03

And again, I got it like super quickly, so quickly that the, the like app was like, are you sure

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:16

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:16

So I was like at this rate, like, clearly I'm great at this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:19

I'll take the 200 coins and I'll give away Dumble.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:23

Well, after I gave away dumbledor and I got the two, 200 coins.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:27

I never won again.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:30

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:31

The app was like, so glitchy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:32

And at this point, like they really had me with a couple wins.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:36

So I started like buying the membership and like doing all the things to try and just like, get,

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:48

So I paid for like all this crap.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:51

Like now it costs a thousand coins to play this like thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

And it's a bigger toy, but still it's like annoying, cuz I'm like, I'd rather play.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:59

I'd rather have like more chances than like, was it all in one turn?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:03

So like that was like also really annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:06

And then sometimes like the camera would just be off and then they would have things where I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:15

And I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:16

Actually showing me the arcade where the puppy dog doll is, which is

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

It's just like a dye that's like shaped with the clawy fur and it's just not as fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:27

So I really just felt like this was a bait and switch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:31

They made me feel like I could win in the beginning so that my confidence would be up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:35

And I would like pay all this money to do this subscription or whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:39

And then as soon as they had me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:41

It was impossible to win.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:43

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:44

Frigging annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:45

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:45

So flash forward, I know this is like getting a little bit long, but

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:51

He wants me to like buy him for his birthday, like call coins or

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:58

And I was explaining to him, I'm like Eila, like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:00

This is a rip off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:01

Like, you have to understand, like you're not gonna win.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:04

They do this thing where they make you think you're gonna win and

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:09

That's how I sent you that toy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:10

And then you'll never win again.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:12

So my nephew, who is seven said that we gotta do something about this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:19

That we gotta let people know that this is not okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

And so I told my nephew at that time, I said, you know what, you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:28

We gotta do something about this and I'm gonna bring it on the podcast.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:32

And I'm gonna talk about it because we got Jody Sweden out there,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:37

So we, now we have the review Queens doing a little bit of research for

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:46

this is for you Isler.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:47

This is for you Isler.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:48

I hope you're listening.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:50

Let's do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:50

Let's Review That Review.

VOICEOVER: 00:22:55

Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:58

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:59

So from the app store, this is for Chloe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:02

It is a One-Star-Zinger review written by fan farm

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:08

Oh, no

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:09

very recently, uh, written, just like within the last couple weeks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:13

fan farm

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:14

Fan farm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:15

So this is from fan farm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:17

The subject is glitchy scam and here's the review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:23

I played two games and one, both times I was like, okay, this is fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:32

I'll give their membership a try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:35

Only the things that are in the me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:38

Are misleading.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:39

It says it gives you 14 free plays a day and it doesn't, you just get

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:49

In addition after I won my first two games, I haven't won a single thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:55

Even if I get it perfect.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:57

Over an item, the arm doesn't have the strength to pick it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:03

Then it's super, super glitchy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:07

You start a game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:09

Sometimes the arm doesn't move at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:12

I had a game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:13

I started where the video was just glitchy lines.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:16

You couldn't see anything.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:19

Customer service is a joke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

It wants you to go through a whole process of digging up the videos of

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:29

And then maybe in 30 days you might get a reply waste of money.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:36

If you do win, it will take seven weeks for your prize to arrive.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:42

Ridiculous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:44

Don't waste your money,

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:49

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:51

Literally, same exact

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:52

Wait, so, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:53

So Isler did get the Pokemon toy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:56

Yes, he did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:57

I did actually get a message from him.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:59

Like recently that said he got it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:01

And it was probably, I Donn don't think the seven weeks is an exaggeration.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:05

It probably took that long for it to get

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:07

I wonder if they're doing anything with the address once they got the address.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:12

Oh no, I hope not.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:15

You think they are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:16

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:16

Maybe they'll start getting mail.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:18

Oh, well,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:20

I don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:20

we'll say, we'll say, but I felt very validated personally,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:29

It was what happened to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:30

I also like had an experience where it was super glitchy and I like, could barely

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:41

So I had to spend like a thousand coins on whatever that is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:45

The only way that you could, you would let me out of it is if I like completed the game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:51

So like I had to in order to get out of there, but I want like those coins back or whatever

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:00

Like you have to go through each video individually, like download the files and

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:06

And then if we think that you're you're.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:09

Then we'll like give you those coins back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:11

It's like such crap.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:12

And then she was also like, delete the app, you know, uninstall,

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:18

Wait, is that like a texting assistant or is that email back and forth?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:22

it was email back and forth.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

Like, it wasn't like an instantaneous response, but I think it was like pretty

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:32

So I must have just like, click that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:34

and how many games, like, do you have to suss through before

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:39

Like, have you played like 40 games by this point?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

I mean, I since have downloaded since have deleted the

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:46

Cause I'm like, and it's addictive.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

That's the other thing like, it's like, it's actually addictive.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:51

Like they, they totally get you in the beginning with those two ends.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:56

And then I don't remember having any glitches until like I was already

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:02

And then all of a sudden things got glitchy to be fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:06

Like fan farm did write this review around like a very similar timeline.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:11

When I was using the app.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:13

So maybe it is like a newer thing, but I will say I recommend when going, if you're like

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:29

When you're looking for reviews, because that's gonna really tell you what is happening now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:34

And so I appreciated getting this review in real time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:38

I really felt validated and I did go ahead.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:41

And like, after I read this, I just deleted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:43

I deleted the app and I was done.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:46

Because I am curious, I wonder if they got a reply in 30 days?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:50

Cause we say like maybe in 30 days, but that, I mean, it is like so insane.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:55

There's basically a developer response for like every single

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:04

Like we'll look into this, you know what I mean,

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:08

I thought it was funny that the arm seems to have no strength, cuz that's

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:20

So like it can't actually catch anything.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:22

That's why it always falls out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:24

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:24

So frustrating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:26

And like, somehow in my mind, I feel like I've seen someone win

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:32

So like, I believe it's possible.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:34

that's another thing that Chloe does.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:37

So they, they have a video in like the bottom right hand corner.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:42

And it says like the last time someone won, this was 17 minutes ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:47

Like, do you wanna watch the video?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

And you can literally watch the video of like somebody else playing the exact

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:54

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:55

Yeah, so they're really like, there's some psychological warfare.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:59

I just, like I wonder about the celebrity endorsement thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:03

Like, do you think, like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:04

They probably got

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:05

do you think that works?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:06

I mean, I know that they got paid, but like some of these, they just seemed like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:19

if somebody was giving me this app and they were like, here's unlimited

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:24

I'd be like, this is the best thing ever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:27

And it was just like the ones we were actually like doing a video of the actual toy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:32

So like maybe they like cheaped out or something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:34

It sounds like there's like budget cuts because their whole thing used to be like, you're gonna

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:42

And now it's just like, not as cool, but I think it's so sketchy that the video doesn't work.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:49

The glitchy thing is concerning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:51

I think that's a lot of the value in the review to me is because when I'm sussing

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:04

I'm just suddenly aware of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:06

But the glitching out is really a problem.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:09

Like if I, if I found multiple reviews, cuz I'm also hearing this new, I've never heard

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:22

Like I Donn don't wanna be taken advantage of.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:24

So I do find that very valuable.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:26

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:26

And this review, I like pulled it like a week ago or whatever, when I was like planning when

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:42

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:43

So I don't know if like things have gotten worse.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:48

but like, it does not look good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:50

Cause now I'm wondering like, is this built to beat a scam because

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:04

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:04

Like, is it just glitching?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:05

Cuz there's like a UX error or is it glitchy because it's like buying your

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:14

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:15

I mean, I hope that all of the reviews on like half of them are like scam scam.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:20

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:20

Glitchy scam fan farm,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:22

Wait, so fan farm, what's the spelling of grammar like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:24

I think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:25

Good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:26

I didn't notice any mistakes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:27

I think there was one fragment in there.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:30

There is a reply.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:33

This is the response that Chloe has given to every single message.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:37

I just wanted to confirm that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:40

So they say hi, Chloe is a real claw machine game that uses live stream cameras.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:45

So you can win real prizes that are delivered straight to your home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:49

As of today, we have sent over 1 million prizes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:52

To satisfied customers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:54

We can assure you that we do our very best to make the game enjoyable and fun for everyone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:59

We have a lot of loyal players who tell us it's the most innovative game they've ever played.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:04

Everyone gets free coins upon installation of the app to enjoy our machines for free.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:09

VIP is a one time payment that grants you with coins free shipping

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:17

All the prizes on the app and much more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:19

We'd love to offer you all of our amazing prizes for free.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:23

However, they do cost money as well as shipping costs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:27

Therefore we do our best to keep the game cost as low as possible and offer many ways.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:32

For you to get free coins, such as daily bonus refer a friend program and some

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:39

So check 'em out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

It does take some practice to develop the required skill.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:44

My advice is to visit our YouTube and Facebook pages, where we have a lot of players that can

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:55

If you experience an issue in the game, please contact us with all

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:01

We always do our best to make our players happy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:04

So we hope you'll make the extra effort to amend your review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:08

Once you get a reply.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:10

Hmm,

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:11

interesting that last sentence,

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:13

that is the reply to everyone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:16

everyone, which is like a tactic that I hate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:20

I think we can really win people back with like a personalized thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:24

But at the rate that they're getting these terrible reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

I mean, they would have to reply this way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

Otherwise they'd be there all day.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:32

I mean, it is curious to me, like my first impulse was when the reply is so many

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:41

It makes me feel a little like icked.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:43

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:44

I feel ick about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:46

So we OB I mean, like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:48

It's a little cheaty here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:49

And I feel like maybe I'm, I'm like in love with fan farm a little bit more

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:58

But you having not played this game before or not had the history.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:04

I mean, obviously you heard my history, but like, how did you feel?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:07

Like, did you feel like, oh, when Chelsey said it, I was like, maybe, and now I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

I didn't wanna put words in your mouth.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:15

Well, it's interesting to me because I feel like in addition to all of the

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:32

Pay with coins that you like actually are paying for, like something about it all seems

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:41

Like, even in real life, these clog games are sort of like scams in my opinion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:45

But I think that fan farm, it comes across as truthful to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:49

I Donn don't think they're being shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:50

I think they're sort of saying like, The structure with which you submit a Complaint

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:00

And do I think it's common or fluky that I'm not totally sure about?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:04

I mean, in this episode with you, like I'm hearing a commonality.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:08

based on the review alone, you feel like it could be bad luck, but I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:13

They did the compliment sandwich, which we like, which is what happened to me, or they really just

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:21

started.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:21

Great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:23

I, you know, I was like, this is so fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:25

I got the membership, you know, Which really like was my experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:30

And I think that that's useful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:32

Like if I had read this review before, because I was all in after

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

Like I was like, all right, let's do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:40

And I just like, went for it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

And I saw it had 4.7 overall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:44

And I was like, oh, I Donn don't even need to like, look at the reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:47

And I just went, and this was my experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:49

And I feel like if I read this review before I went in there, I would've been like Chelsey,

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:06

Like I do think there is a nice, like cautionary tale

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:10

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:11

I do think, I don't know that I was humored or entertained necessarily, but I do

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:20

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:21

which is queeny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:22

I mean, I think I could, I think I could crown fan farm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:26

How are you feeling?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:27

I'm ready to crown fan farm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:29

All right, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:30

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort to

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:37

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:36:41

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:49

You did it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:50

I oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:51

So I'm holding up four and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:53

Trey is holding up five crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:56

Trey has made fan farm, a Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:00

Alright, Trey, let us know why Queen status.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:03

Well, now I'm wondering if maybe I shouldn't have gone all the way to five, but I

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:13

I I'm question the reason I'm questioning, if it is a full Review Queen is because.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:18

I don't know if they ever were communicated with in the 30 days.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:23

Like, you know what I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:24

Like, so maybe that is impending and they'll reply when they get the reply,

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:30

I can,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:30

reply on, on, uh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:32

if you can update it well there, but in the reply from the developer, they're

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:38

Well, I think they're asking them to delete it is what they're asking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:42

Yeah, let's start over.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:43

Um, but the reason I am feeling very positive about this review is

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:50

It's hard for me to gauge the commonality.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:52

I I'm getting the commonality today from our conversation and their surrounding reviews.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:58

It wasn't really humorous or entertaining necessarily, but it did grip me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:02

I was like captivated.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:04

Like I wanted to get to the end, you know, like I didn't want need, I didn't feel like

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:10

So that's why I said five crowns, cuz I really feel like they did a great

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:15

And I think it would have an impact that I would maybe definitely need to read

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:22

Why did you do four and a half?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:24

I almost did five too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:25

I like, I had to sit on my hands cuz I was like, I think I'm too emotional

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:31

And that was why I like left a little wiggle room and I went for the four and a half cuz

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:41

I think it's a pretty queenly review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:43

I think it's the perfect length.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:45

It gives all the information.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:47

It like brings you through the narrative as you would experience it when you're starting

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:57

Like they tell you these things, they, they lie and then you're not gonna really get that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:02

So I thought that the important information was really there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:05

And I, from my vantage point, I was really able to see it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:08

And I think fan farm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:10

Excellent job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:11

And so four and a half pounds for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:14

And I did struggle with whether or not I should tell my personal story before or after.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:20

I don't really think there's any right way to do it here and Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:24

But I do feel validated by fan farm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:27

So there's that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:28

And Isler, good job wanting to share.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:31

And Eila.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:32

I told you I would do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:34

I said, I would say something, cuz you said it was wrong and somebody should.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:37

And so claw, if you're listening, I'm here and available for free gold coins,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:46

And I'm willing to amend my review, live on the air, but you will need to contact me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:52

And like you'll, you'll have to make amends is all I'm saying call I am at this point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:56

Pretty disappointed for someone that loves these kind of machines.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:00

Like I am your audience and you let me

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:02

I hear that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:03

Good job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:04

Fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:05

thanks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:06

Fully lived and experienced episode today.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:10

I did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:10

Yeah, it did feel like it was like a sweatshirt that was, uh, that was worn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:15

I live

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:16

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:16

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:17

I'll write my Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:18

You know, we finished the review, which means that we've reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:23

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:24

Who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER: 00:40:28

My Royal line.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:29

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:30

So today I am very excited.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:33

I'm gonna be inducting a product that I happened upon on Amazon and I've sprung for it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:39

And.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:40

I am obsessed with this product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:42

So today I'm going to induct the perfect sleeve ironing assistant for wrinkle free shirt sleeves,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:56

Wow.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:57

It's super, kinda istic.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:59

It's.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:59

Delicious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:00

I think the actual product, like on the thing is called it's called perfect

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:11

So I guess this is probably one of

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:13

Like a QVC type thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:16

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:16

so what it really is, I should have brought it down it's upstairs,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:23

It's in like a U shape.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:25

So it's really tense, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:26

So it wants to be straight.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:30

So there's like pressure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:31

Does that make sense?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:32

It wants to be straight,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:34

It wants to be a straight rod, but it's bent as a U.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:38

So,

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:40

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:41

Yes, yes,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:42

there's, there's outward tension.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:43

And so you slip it inside of a button down sleeve.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:48

And it automatically presses it all the way to its extreme seam so that you don't have to worry about

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:03

and what's so amazing about it is that I have to iron buttoned on shirts every day for work,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:11

And it's so obnoxious when you're ironing and it's like, you're trying to like bend it on the

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:21

It's like so annoying and this, you can literally just pop it right in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:25

I have accidentally like, let go by accident and it like hit me and it kind of

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

I was thinking that if there's like that much like external

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:32

There's a lot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:33

could be dangerous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:35

but it does have a little like clip.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:36

That's a magnet that attaches to the ironing board.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:39

okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:40

And you like clip it in anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:42

Um, but it's perfect and the results are crazy and it, it literally, it seems so

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:56

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:56

Because you Donn don't have to like frat about finding the sea and

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:01

And then you start ironing and then you don't have it straight enough on the bottom.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:04

So then you've ironed in this crease.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:06

That is so maddening like this literally just like holds into place.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:10

You go, you swipe the iron two or three times, and it's perfect.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:14

You flip the shirt over, you do that side and it's done.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:17

It's done.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:19

kudos to the inventor of that product, whoever you are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:22

It really is remarkable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:23

I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:26

So for that reason, I'm recommending that everyone purchases it currently at the time of

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:35

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:36

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:37

say it's highly worth it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:39

So today I am officially inducting you the perfect sleeve ironing assistant, cuz you

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:49

You're just perfect.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:51

wrong button.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:52

But that works too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:53

We're we're clapping for you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:54

Perfect.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:55

Perfect sleeve.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:55

You're perfect.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:58

What a Queen?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:59

Ironing is so frustrating and annoying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:01

And I was like, there has to be something in the world that exists to make this less obnoxious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:06

Cuz they are, are like skinny ironing boards for sleeves, but then you have to like shove it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:10

It's a whole thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:11

This thing is miraculous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:13

It's totally a gimmick and it's amazing and it works.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:15

So I love you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:16

Perfect sleeve.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:17

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:18

I love a Mac.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:19

Well that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:20

We did a, that is another round on the R a RQ claw fair wheel of life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:27

mm-hmm Isler.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:29

Hope you enjoyed the episode.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:30

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Chelsey Donn: 00:44:33

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Chelsey Donn: 00:45:54

Oh my God.

VOICEOVER: 00:45:58

But Kafr, it's the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:04

just wondering, what is it used for

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:07

Well, it's a pair of silicone feet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:09

So this was, um, sent to be my, by my sister.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:17

So to find out what made Chelsey say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:20

Wait, wait, wait, sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:22

I need to,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:35

She's wheezing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:39

Wait till you see the picture.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:40

I'm gonna show you the picture of the feet on the after

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:43

oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:45

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:51

I Donn just, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:55

I'm Donn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:07

What happened?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:09

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:10

They're so lifelike.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:16

You guys, they look like real feet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:18

I can't,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:19

it's so

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:20

my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:20

I can't!'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:21

It's so gross.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:23

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:24

Things, the things that exist on the internet, you know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:29

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:29

Should we try?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:31

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:32

Keep going.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:33

Find out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:42

so gross.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:45

Okay, fuck you do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:48

Meryl, Meryl.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:49

And to find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:52

We are in agreement, what defiled means, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:55

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Trey Gerrald: 00:48:04

I'm taking it down.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:06

You can't see it now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:07

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Then join our patron.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:15

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Chelsey Donn: 00:48:19

Oh, God, I haven't even heard the review yet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:22

Okay.

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Oh man.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:23

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Chelsey Donn: 00:48:25

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Chelsey Donn: 00:48:43

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Chelsey Donn: 00:48:44

You're a Queen

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:46

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Chelsey Donn: 00:48:53

of course.

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Trey Gerrald: 00:48:55

Bye.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:56

Oh my God.

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Chelsey Donn: 00:49:14

I haven't even heard the review yet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:16

And I'm already like dying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:18

Wait, why is it so funny to you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:20

I Donn don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:21

It's just like so funny that this exist, like that something like this exists and

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:28

And like, it really, like, it looks like human feet, like it, like, it's just funny that

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:37

I

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:37

I was, yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:38

I guess I just find foot benches funny,

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:41

that's what I was gonna say.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:42

I instantly go to a sexual place, like, cuz you were like, why does this exist?

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:46

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:46

And then I was like, oh my God, it exists.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:49

Cuz like someone wants more feet in their lives.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:52

And I just think that's funny,

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:53

and then we're spending time in our life reading this