Episode 69: Museum of Sex

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Hello

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Well, hello and hello listeners.

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How are you?

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Cheerio, Trey.

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I'm good.

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I just wanted to be super comfy today.

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So I figured I'd show I'm showing up to work in a calf tan guys.

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Is that okay?

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That's

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of course.

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I just wanted to be comfy.

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I was feeling like I needed to be extra comfortable today and you look very comfy.

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Might I say, are you wearing a fetch sweatshirt?

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I am.

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I'm wearing merch.

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my God, you guys, I have to say beyond the fact that this

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I'm obsessed with it.

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I wear it all the time too.

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It is so comfortable.

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How comfortable are our Kvetch sweatshirts?

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It really is crazy comfortable.

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I don't have anything that's as soft as this.

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And even David was like, what is this?

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I was like, it's merch.

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He's like, it's so soft.

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I know my old roommate Gotti, if you're listening, hi Gotti, he's super

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He's one of those people that like doesn't have a huge closet, but the few items that

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He's like a little bit of a minimalist and he bought one of these Kvetch sweatshirts

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He's like, this is like a James Pierce quality and that's coming from a hard judge.

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I don't know the brand, but it really is very soft.

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It's unlike any other thing I have, but yes, I also, in addition to you

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I had a friend in town who stayed with us.

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We had a whole blast about.

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Town going into Manhattan.

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We

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did an impromptu college reunion with people that are around.

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And I had a great time.

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This friend of mine, we went to college together.

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We also went to middle school and high school.

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I had a great time with my friend Francis who listens to the pod.

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Oh, hi Francis.

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She was like, I feel like I'm friends with Chelsey.

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And I was like, you are,

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you are.

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Hi Francis.

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I'm so glad we're friends.

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how was your week?

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My week was good, busy, busy, you know, back in the season of, of work and,

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But, I mean, I have been having something I've wanted to talk to about, and I've like saved it

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So if it's okay with you.

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Yes.

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Let's go ahead and.

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Lodge Complaint.

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So I used to go to the movies all the time, pre COVID, but I have not been going

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So I found a theater that was playing top gun.

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It was.

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My friends and I were excited.

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Girls night out, everything was seeming good.

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About five minutes in an entire row of people walk in, you know, the movie's just

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What's the plot?

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You know, Tom cruise is on screen and.

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The person has like their flashlight on and they're trying to find the seat

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And then they're like whispering, but like really loud whispering.

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And that like at another point, like in the middle of the movie, one of them left and

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And I got 10% off, like literally in the middle of the movie.

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no.

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Like hello?

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Who raised these people?

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They were probably in their twenties.

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I was just trying to think, like, did I behave like that?

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Like, I don't think I was ever that disrespectful

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Hm.

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the sanctity of the movie theater, like.

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Hmm.

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We're here.

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We're trying to enjoy this moment.

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We're trying to all focus on the same thing.

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All we do all day long is like, we're on the phone.

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We're so distracted.

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We're talking we're whatever.

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Like this is the time when we get to just turn it all off.

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And pay attention to this art that I dedicate my life to, that you dedicate your life to.

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And these people are back there.

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Like, why are you here?

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You could literally be anywhere.

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You could be anywhere, but here, but you're here.

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And you're ruining this experience.

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And at one point, I mean, I really had to hold together cuz I like, you know, I'm

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I'm trying not to be the old lady.

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I'm really I'm trying, but I had to shush.

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At one point I had to shush.

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Okay.

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It got outta control.

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And I, I gave a, you know, just like a little, little

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they respond?

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they got quiet and then it was one of those recliner chairs.

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And so like, I pressed my recliner chair and it made like a fart sound

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And so then they were like, sh you.

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But like, what the heck?

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Like why, why, why do people do this?

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Like, it's really graining to me.

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Is it graining to you?

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Trey?

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okay.

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Well, I just have to show you that written on my

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No, stop it.

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You're lying to

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Literally my Complaint today is opening candy at a Broadway musical

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my God.

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because David and I had the amazing opportunity to see a very good friend of ours.

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Play the role of Evan Hanson in the musical.

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Dear Evan Hanson on the great white way.

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We were in the third row with vocalist of our theme song, Natalie Weiss.

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And I mean, I could talk about that performance as a Royal Highness.

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I don't know if the listeners have seen dear Evan Hansen, there was a film.

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It is an outrageous performance that requires so much emotional access on top of

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The, the task is so absurd.

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I remember when we saw Ben Ette afterwards, we were like, how will

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I know

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how anyone else can do this.

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I saw Ben in it and I was like, that was the best thing I've ever seen on stage.

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Like the acting, the like snot,

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So it, without spoilers, there is the whole show is about some deception.

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And so there is this incredible 11 o'clock number where Evan Hanson is revealing the deception.

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And this is a number where the character is literally snot crying

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Yes.

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and belting.

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Simultaneously.

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And we literally, I, I can't even make this up.

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We're in the third row and there are these two tourists in front of us.

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And they literally in the vamp silence when the character is like

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Oh no.

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you hear this.

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And I was like, no, Natalie smacked my thigh.

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So fucking hard.

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I'm like, yes, bitch.

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I am hearing it too.

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in the room.

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He starts belting really high and crying.

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And then we hear this.

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It was like a three parter.

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They had to like wiggle the paper candy out of the purse.

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Then they had to open the paper candy.

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Then they had to put the candy in their teeth and make crazy clicking sounds.

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At the point in the show where been plat, one of Tony, it was, I could not believe it Chelsey.

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It's like also that is a moment where you are waiting the entire show, especially if.

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Have seen that, you know, that this outrageous moment is about to happen.

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It's like the defining moment it's as if seeing wicked and you're getting to define

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a fine gravity.

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and there's a blackout, right.

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Or it's like, you're going to see dream girls.

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And you're about to hear, and I am telling you, and, um, F he loses her voice.

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Like, it's just like we have arrived at the moment that will live in

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at the like pin ultimate moment, the moment the

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And we're seeing our friend in the role on Broadway.

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So can't!', I, I can't, I don't understand also, like I like similar to your people.

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It's like, I don't understand the, um, need to do it, especially like at such a pivotal moment.

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Like you're in the show.

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This is a three hour musical we're at two and a half hours.

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I don't know.

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I'm making those numbers up.

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Like you're in the plot of the story.

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Now you need a candy also, the minute you hear how loud the candy is, how do you not just stop?

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that's like what I'm wondering, cuz it's like we, we talked about, we had the

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You're loud.

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And sometimes I feel like people can be loud without realizing it.

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But with the sounds that were coming at the movies, and it sounds like also in your

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Okay.

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Of like sounds how are you not hearing that?

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And, and like having some sort of like, Ooh, like I can hear it.

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Like, if I can hear it, everybody else can hear it too.

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Yeah, I will.

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I will never be.

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Confident enough in my life to not be aware of the impact I'm having on people around me, famous

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I can hear you.

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It's

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Yeah.

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loud in a movie theater is so offensive.

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Being loud in a theater is

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SAC,

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so UN it's just the absurd it's absurd.

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So that's my Complaint

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Oh, my God.

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That is really weird that we both have the same Complaint.

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so weird.

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But there are even, I've been to the theater before where the pre-show announcement is

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Like they've even

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They added that to the, to the vernacular.

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Yeah, it's in

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it's like even more of a double offense.

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Anyway, that's my Complaint.

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Ugh.

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I'm glad that we both simultaneously agree

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I mean, obviously I hear you.

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Who are these people or is it just cuz all of us have been inside that now

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We don't realize how we're supposed to act.

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David thought that it was maybe a cough drop, but I don't remember

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So I'm like, Regardless,

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a David reply in that.

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until there's applause or wait until there's a swell of music.

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Don't do it in the literal silence where the person is crying.

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is so sweet to be like, maybe they had a terrible cough

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it was really absurd though.

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It was like, even with his positivity, it was like, are you kidding me?

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But I think the problem is both in this case and my case, and

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So first of all, like you're so close to the stage, which is like, so egregious and terrible.

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Also, we were not center.

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We were literally like on the side, but we were the seats, like towards the center.

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So we were on the aisle right there.

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He was literally in front of,

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That song happens on to the like stage,

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Yeah.

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He was like five feet away from us.

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I mean, it was like, it was unnervingly close.

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I, I was

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you're like that close.

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So you'd think at that point, like,

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in a conversation with the performer.

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Well, you are, but also you think at that point you'd wanna be there.

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Like, for me, I was like, with these, like with these kids, I'm like, maybe

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Maybe they've like, top gun has been out for like a century.

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Maybe they've seen it already, like, you know,

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Yeah.

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I think it just comes down to people don't realize how loud they are or they don't

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That's what I think the kids' problem is.

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And that's what these tourists, I think they just were like, we're at world boy.

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They weren't Southern by the way.

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Quick story.

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And Emily crater will remember this.

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There was this lovely elderly couple that used to go to all the shows at Strausberg

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They would fall asleep in the first row and like snore, like loudly, like

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It was like a Rite of passage.

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You're like, oh, they're here.

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Okay.

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So I will just act over the storing.

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I will project

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snoring.

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Yeah.

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We were told before, like Donn, don't take offense to this.

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This is like nothing to do with your acting.

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Like these people are, they come to all the shows, but they just, they, they always fall asleep.

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I bet they were like donors too.

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So they couldn't say

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too.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I have to talk to Emily about that anyway, back onto the subject of why we do this

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Should we dive in?

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do it.

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Let's jump into some online reviews, diva.

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Review That Review.

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As you know, we are your trustee review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you a review, we break it down and then we rate the impact of that

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This is a scientific scale that we call

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that Kvetch.

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There's a lot of science involved.

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So with all that science in mind, what is it that we are going to inspect today?

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Trey?

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Well, I don't know if you recognize, but today is our 69th episode.

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Yeah,

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And what do you think of when you think of the number 69?

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personally, I think of like cancer, cause that's my sign

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Uh,

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and it's like a 69, but I also, the

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Oh, like,

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act.

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wait cancer is a 69.

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Yeah.

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It's one of 'em

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Wait, cuz Pisces is like two fish that look like a 69.

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Pisces is two fish.

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Cancer is a 69 as well.

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I think it's cuz like we're yeah.

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Cancer 69.

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Geminis duplicitous.

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Yeah.

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They're like two sides, but I think it's cuz like we can't we're like givers.

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We can't like receive without giving back.

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That's how I like to think of

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Uh, okay.

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So whenever you hear the number 69, you think of your astrology sign.

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Well, I like, I think of that.

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And then obviously the sexual

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Oh, you do.

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Yes,

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some reason when I hear 69, I think of sex too.

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So today I have brought in

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could I not.

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two star Yelp review for the museum of sex.

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Woo wanna know something very weird.

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I actually was like looking this up for reviews this week.

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So

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Real.

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are weirdly in sync.

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Yes.

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I love it.

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Is it a two star or a two dot

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:38

This is a two star it's on Yelp and this is written by KT F but it's

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K

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KT.

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KTF like KFC, but KTF.

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Just like

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Just like,

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Okay.

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So here we go.

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This is, oh, well, I, I think maybe the title goes to show, but if anyone is unaware, there is

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Called the museum of sex.

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So this is KTS review.

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okay.

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Most sex is the kind of place that you are let down by, but can't really complain

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:22

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:23

That kind of place.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:25

Wait, what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:27

Wait, could you start over?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:28

Start over.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:30

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:30

Just start.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:31

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:33

Mo sex.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:34

Is the kind of place that you are let down by, but can't really complain about

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:43

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:45

That kind of place.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:46

First exhibit gift shop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:49

Most interesting thing here is the herbal aphrodisiacs.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

Other than that, the usual array of novelty, sex gags com rags high gloss

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:05

Three out of ten second exhibit Linda Lovelace, basically a biography of her sad life and a giant

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:18

Lots of shock value, but no substance two out of ten third exhibit, this was the Funland

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:45

Best part was the bouncy house.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:47

Novel, but only about 10 minutes worth.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:51

It left a lot to be desired four out of ten fourth, exhibit animals, sexuality.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:57

Now this was the most informative and educational part and I appreciated it the most.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:03

There were beautiful 3d models of the animals and even a few informative videos.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:10

Nine out of 10, fifth exhibit sexual quote, unquote oddities.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:16

Very few were actual oddities, some sex dolls, some dildos attached to a thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:23

Some vintage porn comics and a dress made of condoms felt like

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:30

Three out of 10.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:32

The admission charge was pretty high for the sort of stuff we saw.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:36

If I had to describe Mo sex in one word, it would be gimmick.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:42

Don't come here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:43

If you are serious about sex ed, or want to see anything you couldn't see on your

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:54

All caps.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:56

Here's how to get the most sex experience for free one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:00

Google, how animals have sex?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:04

Two Google Linda Lovelace biography three Google condom dress.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:12

your local sex toy shop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:17

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:18

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:20

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:21

KTF so this is two stars, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:25

two.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:25

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:26

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:26

I didn't, I don't think I caught on to the two outta 10 rule until like the second or third one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:32

So I know we did a two outta 10, a four outta 10, a nine out 10 and a three outta 10.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:38

the gift shop they gave a three out of 10.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:41

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:41

Am I missing any other ones?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:43

think that's it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:44

I Donn don't think that that averages to choose stars.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:46

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:47

Well, maybe we're talking about 10, so I guess we have to divide by two.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:51

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:52

I didn't wanna do math.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

I thought this was interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:56

I wanted to say that the idea of breaking it up into categories and doing the like

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:04

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:05

I like that KTF took us through, like the various rooms gave a lot of information

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:20

I think that that's good because I mean, I guess animal sexuality, you know, was KTFS thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:27

So for them, they did have a nine out of 10 experience in at least one of the exhibits.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:35

That's where I'm, I'm wondering if this should be a two star, but then it really

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:48

Is that what you're saying?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:49

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:49

So it's capital M O capital se X, which I've never heard this called Moss

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:59

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:59

I, I, first I thought I was like very confused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:02

Cause I thought you said most sex is the kind of like, as if like they're Carrie Bradshaw, all of a

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:11

Like, and I was like, wait, what am I talking about?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:13

couldn't help, but wonder

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:14

couldn't help, but wonder is Mo sex.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:17

proper abbreviation.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:19

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

So that sort of distracted me, I guess, at the top.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

Maybe if I was reading it, it would've been different.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:25

Did you like, did it stop you when you first got to it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:29

Yeah, because I don't know that I've ever seen it called Mo sex also.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:33

There's no O in the word museum, wouldn't it be Mo

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:36

I guess it's mu they're, they're using the, oh, it's like museum of sex,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:42

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:42

Cuz you wouldn't capitalize the O

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:44

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:45

but then wouldn't it be Moss MOS.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:48

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:50

Also, why are you, why are you shortening museums?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:52

Shouldn't you be shortening sex?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:54

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:54

Most sex is very confusing, especially when you're reading it out on a podcast.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:58

Cuz it sounds like you're saying more sex.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:00

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:00

More sex or most I wrote down most sex at first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:04

Like I Donn don't know, but anyway, that was definitely confusing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:08

I Donn know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:09

I think it's super interesting that KTF is such a hater.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:13

They described a lot of things that I don't think you'd have in your normal

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:21

I think a lot of these museums and I think museum of sex is sort of like an earlier on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:27

They they're sort of like Instagram museums at a certain

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:31

It feels like

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:32

And someone's gonna wanna take a picture of themselves

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:38

Which they don't include that in the list at the end.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:41

Cuz you can't get the experience

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:43

exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

And then also I just thought, is that a good point?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:48

Because it's like, yeah, well, you don't have to go to the, you know, the met either.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:53

You could Google, you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:54

Like you could really say that about anything like Google it, like, read about the artist,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:02

And I don't know, I think that the idea.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:06

A museum is a collection of items.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:08

So like, yeah, you could Google this and Google that and go to the sex shop and

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:20

I think more if KTF had spent more time talking about they don't address kink,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:31

If more of the focus had been.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:34

I think I could have been with them, but because, you know, they're sort of just knocking, it

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:43

And like, I, I just, I never think you're gonna get the same experience from

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:51

Yeah, it is interesting that they left the experience feeling

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:58

There's also like this was a very common theme in the review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:03

As I was purveying for today, many people really were disappointed in the actual education from the

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:19

And so I was really sort of like, Doing an evaluation on myself of like, what would I

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:28

All of the branding is very bright, very colorful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:31

Like I'm trying to weigh like separating the disappointment of having gone, but

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:38

right, right, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:40

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:40

I mean, I think that if a lot of other reviewers are saying that, and KTF said

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

Something that the people want.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:50

Like, I think a lot of people are gonna come because it's like a

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:56

Or like, there are gonna be a lot, a lot of people that are just gonna go because

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:02

Like there's gonna be all kinds of people that are more casual, but that being said, If you are

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:14

That's like you Donn don't have to go into that kink room, but you can, or even if it was

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

And then if you're like more vanilla or more like whatever, you can just go through the regular.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:30

General area, because it seems like that's the main reason that KTF has an issue with this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:36

It's like, I'm a master of sex.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:38

That's why I came here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

I didn't learn anything new.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:41

I saw a bunch of like, what did she, what did she say?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:44

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:45

It's the place that you're let down by, but you can't really complain because

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:50

Yeah, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:51

I mean, I don't really know exactly what we're getting at, but I yeah, go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:56

well, to the, all of this point, do you think that the information that

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:01

Uh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:01

I think it is, but like maybe I, I wonder if the intention was there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:06

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:06

Cause like, I think that the, they gave the whole bouncy house rock climbing wall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:12

They gave that four outta 10, but like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:14

I thought that was really cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:15

Like, I wouldn't have thought that the museum of sex would've had that, honestly, I would've

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:24

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:25

So like I thought it would be like, sort of this, you know, walk through museum

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:33

I Donn know, but like just, I thought it

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:36

more buttoned up

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:37

a little more, yeah, a little more like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:39

We're not really giving you anything other than like the imagery on the wall or the

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:52

And I didn't know that that was a thing until we read KTFS review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:57

So I do think there's like information to be gained here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:01

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:01

So they do call that area Funland, which is part of their publicity too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:07

It's sort of like Funland at the museum of sex, which is really full of all of the sort

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:16

And they are like photo ops as well.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:18

But you, you just made me think of something interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:21

The whole thing is like this isn't worth it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:24

The only good part.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:26

Is Funland, but they're giving that four out of 10, which is interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:31

but beyond them, giving it up four to 10 then, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:34

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:34

Then they're giving animal sexuality nine out of 10.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:38

Why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:38

Because there was like the most information.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:41

It seems that that's what they're getting at.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:43

There was a more, the most amount of substantive information to learn

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:49

Which I have also garnered is no longer there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:52

They do like change some of the exhibits out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:54

I believe the Linda Lovelace exhibit is no longer there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:57

It's something new.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:57

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:58

I just thought it was like funny to be like Google, the dress made of condoms.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:02

It's like, again, like, yeah, you could Google it or you could see it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:07

I kind of wanna see it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:08

Like how did you make a dress full of, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:10

And I also like their fourth point of how to get the experience for

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:16

It feels to me like there's something a little less dark or ski V or gross about a

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:27

Like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:27

I do think that I do feel like it's not, the review is not addressing all audiences.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:32

Cuz I think like there's gonna be all kinds of people that are here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:36

Like some people, like I said, bachelorette, or they're like more

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:42

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:43

I think we can't, we can't conflate the two things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:46

I don't think like a sex shop and a sex museum.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

Shouldn't be the same thing in my mind.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:52

And then as far as spelling and grammar, it's pretty great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:56

I mean, there aren't issues other than Mosac.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:00

I did think that there was like a literary convention where if you use an abbreviation,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:06

To like set up the reader that this is what you're doing, but if you're at the museum

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:12

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:13

I, I caught on, yeah, I caught on eventually, but I was like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:16

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:16

It's literally the first word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:18

And I don't know that I've ever seen that before, so, Hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:21

I, I mean, I do think that KT is being truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:24

I think this is truly their experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:27

for sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:28

Is this gonna be common?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:30

I mean, I can sort of say from looking at a lot of reviews and maybe you as well this

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

You think that's a common experience?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:45

I mean, I wasn't really getting into the nitty gritty of the reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:49

I just literally like had it on a list.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:51

Um, and go and put it into TripAdvisor, which honestly Tripad advisor

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:57

So it's sort of interesting cuz we were looking two different sources.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

I don't know that everybody on TripAdvisor felt that way, but I think a lot of people

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:07

And they say that at the bottom line, is that it's gimmicky?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:10

Well, it is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:11

I mean, it's, you're going to the museum of sex.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:14

It's gonna be gimmicky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:14

I imagine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:15

that is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:15

It it's like, I, I believe them that it is gimmicky.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:20

I'm sure it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:21

But if I think museum of sex, do I think gimmicky?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:26

Yes, I do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:28

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:29

So then does it bother me?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:30

You know, I Donn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:32

Well, this

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:32

occurred to me in this conversation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:34

Like even it being called museum of sex, not museum of human sexuality, like it

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:43

It's sort of a colloquial term.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:44

I mean, sex is the word, but like it already in the whole branding, it feels.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:50

Instagramable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:51

So, but does that mean you can't have a lot of knowledge there?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:57

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:57

like a good cautionary warning for people going to the museum is like, if

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:16

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:17

I mean, the humor, not really a lot of humor necessarily.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:20

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:21

I was entertained cuz they're literally walking me through each exhibit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:24

So I found that to be pretty valuable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:27

And then I don't know, I feel like the impact here is like, this is a two star and I feel

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:39

I didn't like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

I thought that was a little shady

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:42

a little shady, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:43

Like, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:45

first I thought I was like, oh, are they gonna like tell us to go

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:50

Like I, you know, I thought maybe they were gonna give like a tip for how to get, and then

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:56

It was shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:58

Yeah, it's a little condescending to be like, just Google it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:00

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:02

I Donn know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:03

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:03

I think I could crown KT.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:05

How do you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:05

I think I can definitely crown KTF.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:08

All right, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:09

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort to

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:16

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VoiceOver: 00:33:21

The Queens are Tabulating.

VoiceOver: 00:33:28

So to school,

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:29

Okay, I'm holding up three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

Trey is holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:33

I went with three crowns because I Donn don't know that KCF really represents

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:44

I did take a point off for the most sex thing, being a little bit confusing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:50

And also I just.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:52

They were a little shady there in the end.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:54

So that's where my crowns were coming off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:55

But I did like the fact that they did this two outta 10, five outta 10 rubric, I thought

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:05

And I did gather a lot of information from the review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:09

So for me, that's where the three crowns are coming from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:11

But you went with four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

Why to do that for KTF.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:16

So I just Googled Mo sex.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:18

And literally the first thing that comes up is the museum of sex.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:21

So maybe, yeah, it says like the museum of

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:25

sex.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:26

be people like us that are looking,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:28

But it says.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:29

if they like wrote museum of sex, parentheses, most sex.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:32

And then like, then we would've known.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:34

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:34

It says it's also known as Mo act, but here we are two of us and we've never heard of

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:47

The concept of like, you can't really complain because of the inflatable boobs.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:53

So I'll give it to stars.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:55

But I think like my opinion of what the museum of sex is, has probably been impacted by KTF

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:07

And ultimately like, you know, it's for the experience, it's not for like actual

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:16

I mean, we do have these little computers in our hands, you know, so I Donn know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:21

if you can't spare an afternoon to not look at your phone.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:25

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:26

then maybe you don't belong in the museum.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:29

But I did think these reviews would be much more ripe with like immature

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:37

And a lot of them really felt very straightforward to me, which I don't know what

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:43

So that's why I said four.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:46

I think it was a good review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:47

All in all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:48

I really do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:49

I think it was solid.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:50

And even where I disagreed, I, I think ATF did a good job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:55

Good J Katie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:56

J KTF

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:58

Well, alright, so that was, um, our celebration of our 69th episode.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:02

So ChelseyBD with that in mind.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:04

I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:05

we have reached our most Regal portion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:09

So who are you gonna induct today for?

VoiceOver: 00:36:13

My Royal line.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:14

This feels like a little strange.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:16

I didn't realize this was the 69th episode, like in my head.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:20

So like, let's not, let's try not to color, um, my induction with that, but I did feel like

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:31

I've been wanting to do this and I just haven't done it yet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:35

And I have to induct David Perlman.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:38

oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:40

our Royal Highness this week, we did a second photo shoot with

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:46

I don't know if you guys have been seeing some of the photos we've been rolling

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:51

They're amazing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:52

David's incredible.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:54

I just was doing a little slew thing before I was hopping on David on Google has 21

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:07

Every single one of these reviews is five stars.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:09

And it's because David is such an amazing, incredible photographer that I feel

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:16

You know, Trey is married to him.

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So I guess, you know, I'll say he co-signs and agrees with everything that I'm saying,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:32

And I just love him so much.

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And I'm so grateful for him.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:35

He's I don't know.

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Super important, please like Google him.

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If you have a wedding coming up, I think you should try to get in with him if you can.

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His schedule is very packed, but look at his images, follow him on Instagram

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He's a stunning person and I love and adore him.

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And I'm so grateful that I get to.

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Kind of like be pseudo, married, like a pseudo part of the, the, the

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:06

So David Perlman, it is our extreme honor to induct you as our Royal Highness.

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Love you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:16

That's so nice.

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David Perlman.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:19

We actually, um, we have a never before released episode that we did with

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we've inducted him officially.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:29

maybe we'll have to pull that out one

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:31

I think we should

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but yes, obviously I concur.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:34

I married the person for, I was gonna say FSE.

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for freaks sake

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please go and check out David Perlman photography.

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look at our photos, they are stunning.

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We're gonna start putting them, you know, rolling them out.

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So you guys can see these unbelievable images that David has taken of us as well.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:52

I love that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:53

Yeah.

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David.

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He's gonna be so excited.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:57

I'm so excited for you

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:59

Well, my Queen, that's it.

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We did it.

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That is another round on the R U a RQ Mo sex Ferris wheel of David Perlman life 69

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Oh man.

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Uh, oh.

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your button.

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Ready, Trey, easy life go.

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Oh, my God, you weren't even finished.

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Okay.

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