Episode 24: Astrology - 1 vs 5 Star Reviews

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[Theme Song!]

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Hi!

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Well, hello there!

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast dedicated to reviewing

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Reviews!

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We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and

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Reviews!.

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I'm being honest and that voice is Chelsey Donn.

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And that voice is Trey Gerrald

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and together we form the honest

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... VOICEOVER: The Review Queens.

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As honest as we can be.

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You know.

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I never remember.

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I can't set it up thinking that she's going to not say exactly the same

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Um, anyway.

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Hey Queen!

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Wait.

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All right.

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So what's going on?

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We are 22 minutes late cuz Chelsey has tech issues.

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:20

Oh my God.

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You guys, I just want to give a live Review right now.

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For those of us who have watched the videos.

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Like you just see the back of my room and I thought I should get a green screen.

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So as a Review Queen, I did a lot of research and I found one that,

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The advertising was really good.

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There was a girl on a skateboard who was holding the green screen.

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With the handle on her back.

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And she was just like skateboarding through Venice and landed at some like

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And she set up the whole green screen and it just made it look very sexy and cool.

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And I was like, she can do this, I can do this.

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And.

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I took everything out.

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Like I had so much time.

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I was actually running early for once.

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Which as we know, Trey, eyeroll, doesn't happen all the time, but I was like running early.

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I was so proud of myself for being ahead and I could not get this thing together on my own.

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I watched like six different YouTube videos to try and figure it out.

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Old men, young men.

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But I had to get my roommate and Sundays, like very important to my roommate slash landlord.

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He's been like watching a football game and I had a knock on his door

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Cause there was no way as one human person, unless I guess you're like master

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Like there was just, it was not possible to do on your own and it even said in

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No, no, no.

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There's no 'might!' You definitely need two people.

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So I had to interrupt him.

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He was like, um, can this wait?

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I was like, no, this cannot wait.

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I'm recording a podcast.

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This has to happen right now.

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I'm sorry.

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And so he had to pause the game just to help me get this fakakta thing set up.

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And like, it's not even guys, it's not even that good.

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Like I got a part of the background, the purple, which I love, I did it to match my nail Polish

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I don't know if anyone has any green-screen tips.

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Let me know.

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I guess we'll just call this my lodging of a complaint because God

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So this is going to be my complaint.

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Lodge A Complaint.

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Is it me?

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Is there a good green-screen out there that I'm just not finding, you guys?

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I was trying to find something that was portable and easy, and I guess I just don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:38

Okay.

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So many thoughts.

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First of all, I was like, why didn't you just call me?

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But I'm recognizing you needed four hands...

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I needed like another human on the ground.

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Right.

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It's hilarious to me that you're like, 'roommate helped me.

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I need this visual thing for my podcast!', which is just really funny.

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And then also I am noticing because your beautiful black headphones have purple from

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:09

Oh my God, I love you.

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So if I got headphones that didn't have the silver, then it would be not such a situation?

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I'm imagining, but it's actually kind of funny.

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Ha!

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Okay.

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Spilling over into like your, um, face.

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I don't know why I know why.

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And like my shirt!

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I don't know.

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Who knows.

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Geez LaPeez!

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You know, it's a learning process.

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We are all learning every day.

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It's true, we're learning every single day.

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And

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- Trey Gerrald: and now post this

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It was not as easy as skateboard girl made it seem like it was going to be so

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Yes.

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All right, Trey.

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Do you have a complaint you want a Lodge this week?

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Lodge A complaint!

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You know, I have had this on the list for a long time, but I sort of

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And, they had a setup in the bathroom, which makes me think that if it was normal times,

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But today I'm lodging a complaint against bathroom attendants.

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Oh, okay!

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I hate them.

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I went to college in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

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So a lot of the bars and clubs we would go to were like touristy.

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And so they would always have bathroom attendants, and it's so obnoxious because

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And so you want to get back out there and like, you want to check yourself in

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Who's like an all black and a vest.

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And they like, like, I don't want to be bothered and I don't want to make eye contact with

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And then I have to like acknowledged the fact that this is like your career and that like,

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And, but like, I would rather just do like my own towels or like do the hand dryer.

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I don't want to make eye contact with you because then you're going to start

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And then I feel like I have to tip you because I've taken the towel from you.

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And I can't just walk out pre COVID times without washing my hands because that's

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But like out of an energy to like, not have to engage with the person that's sitting there.

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So I just really don't like bathroom attendants.

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It's like a time for solace.

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Maybe this is like a, um, gendered conversation.

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But generally I think that men are less chatty in a bathroom than perhaps women are.

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I don't know.

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I've never been a woman in a bathroom, but I know that there is a social norm with women where

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You don't look left and right at a urinal, you don't like chat and talk and

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- Chelsey Donn: You're in, you're out.

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Right?

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It's, an,, it's like a transactional experience.

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And so when you throw someone in the mix that is there to facilitate a conversation

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Although, and they had this at the um wedding.

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But, I do like when there's mouthwash, like I like when they offer you mouthwash or a mint,

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I have to tip you a dollar because you gave me this one Altoid out of this tin of...

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like, I know that a tin of Altoids is going to be $3.

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So like, I'm going to give you $1 for this one Altoid.

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That seems outrageous.

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That's an inflation to the worst degree.

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Depends on how bad you need the Altoid, you know?

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And like I'm someone that always wants to have like some

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Too tempting for you to not to say no to the Altoid.

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Therefore you feel indebted to this person.

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It's come up a lot in this podcast.

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your feelings about meter maids.

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And I do think that I do feel equally parallel to bathroom attendants.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Because, cause they just occur as a nuisance.

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The service is lovely, but it's like, I don't want to feel pressured to

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Like I go into that agreement when I go to a restaurant, cause I know I'm going to be

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And that feels very wrong.

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Any listeners that agree with me, please share.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:16

I agree with you.

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I agree with you.

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I think that's an interesting point that you brought up because I befriended a

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I can talk to most people.

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So I respect the hustle.

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Have you ever in your life?

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I think it's only happened once, maybe twice.

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I definitely can think of one situation.

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Have you ever gone in an elevator that had an elevator attendant?

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Yes at the Carlyle Hotel in New York, they were still

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I think the only time in my life I've ever had a elevator attendant was in like

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It was someone's like book signing event.

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And yes, there was like the gate and there was a little stool that popped out of the

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Wow.

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It's so interesting.

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Anyway, that's my Complaint.

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I'm done.

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Complaint Lodged, Trey.

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Let it be known!

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Well.

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Okay.

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Should we do it?

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Yeah, we should do this.

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Do you want to go head-to-head?!

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That's my new favorite thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:24

I mean, I hate confrontation, but I do love reviews.

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So in that regard, I would love for us to give this topic, a full assessment

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That's, that's a great segue.

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I think that it's time for us to

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Assess that Kvetch.

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And today is another versus episode, Queens.

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We are going to cover both a one star and a five star review on the

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Psychic astrology.

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Ooooh!

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Ooooooooh!

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I don't know why it feels like that was like an ooooh spooky moment, but

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All right, that's right.

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For this versus episode, Trey selected the one star and I selected the five star.

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So to determine who reads first, we got to flip that quarter, Trey.

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Trey's got a shiny and nice quarter over there.

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I like that.

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Couldn't have that in front of the green screen, because it would definitely reflect that.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to guess?

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I think you guessed last time.

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All right.

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You're going to guess.

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Okay.

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GO!

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Tails!

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And landed as it fell.

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So what was it?

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Do I have to flip it or do I just pick it up as it is?

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:37

I think pick it up as it lies.

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That's how it wanted to fall.

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Was it heads was the tails...

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I don't know where it went!

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Oh!

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We have now, or one our going out and finding the quarter adventure.

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So fun.

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I literally don't literally don't know where it went.

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All right.

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Do I have a quarter?

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I don't.

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I just emptied all my change.

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This is hilarious.

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I literally cannot find the quarter.

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Are you kidding?.

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Okay.

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Do you want me to go get a quarter?

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Oh, I found it.

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Okay.

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Was it heads or was it tails?

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This is so suspenseful.

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It's tails.

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Isn't that what you said?

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:09

It is what I said!

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So you get to go first.

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So Trey has the one-star review today, before we get started.

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I just want to do a quick little plug.

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Goldie now has a tik tok and on brand for today's episode, it's @thepsychicdog.

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Yeah, it was available and she got it.

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And she's psychic you guys, and if you're in Patreon, just saying, I'm going to be giving away

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They're really good.

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Anyway, back to the show.

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So Trey, you have our one star review today.

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Tell us a little bit about what we're reviewing.

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Okay.

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So today Chelsey and I are both covering one star and five star reviews for a

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This is in Los Angeles and Austin is an astrologer, a tarot reader and a numerologist.

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Love that!

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All right.

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So we have reviews from Yelp and I'm going to go first.

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So here we go.

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Okay.

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So I have the one star review from Yelp for Astrology by Austin.

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And my Review!

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was written by Lorraine A.

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All right, Lorraine A.

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Let's hear it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:27

Okay.

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I had a numerology reading with Austin this afternoon over the phone.

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While I very rarely post reviews I feel compelled to do so in this instance.

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I immediately felt that Austin was unprepared for my reading and with the exception of

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The one correct thing he said was that my ex husband, is a resentful narcissist.

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Which wasn't a big leap considering I told him that I was an empath and divorced from him.

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Other than that.

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My $90 reading consisted of him telling me to wear the color yellow, parentheses, which

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My favorite color.

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And my favorite song and to place scrap metal coins on the four corners of my bedroom

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Oh, and to walk 10 minutes every morning.

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I was also told that I have a strong desire to be a leader, which I do not!

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In fact, I hate leadership roles.

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I could instantly tell that he didn't do his homework because he couldn't tell me one valid

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And that 2021 would be better He also miscalculated the age I was when I got married,

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For those who have had good experiences with Austin, I am baffled because mine

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I got absolutely nothing out of it at all.

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Zero.

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Now Lorraine also attaches a photo of a text correspondence with Austin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:50

Oh, interesting.

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Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:51

That I think I should read before we do the assessment.

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So, on the right side in green, Lorraine has an Android.

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It says, 'why do I have to call you?

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You're either going to refund my money or you are not.' Austin says, 'not without a phone call.

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So if you don't want to talk, it is what it is.' Lorraine says, 'why can't

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:22

Alright.

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And that's Lorraine.

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Alright, Lorraine.

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Hmm.

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So much here.

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One question that came to mind as we were going through this is, do we think that

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:36

I was wondering about that.

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What does, like, literally, because this was an, a numerology reading.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:41

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:42

Oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:43

But like, literally my thought about homework for any sort

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:48

Right.

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Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:49

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:49

Like what do you like they should have Googled you or, but I, now that I'm remembering that it's a

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:59

Maybe the, um, Lorraine gave her birthday, you know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:03

Early on so that they could make the chart?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:06

Correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:07

Is that true though?

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Cause I've never done numerology.

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Is that something you would give upfront?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:11

I think so.

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If you're talking about the numbers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:14

Cause Lorraine says they were unprepared, which would make me think

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:21

Right.

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So there's just all these numbers, I guess, that, that are supposed to tell a story about your life.

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So maybe that's where Lorraine was coming from.

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I don't know.

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I'm, I'm getting like weird vibes from Lorraine.

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Who is a self-proclaimed empath.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:37

Who's a self-proclaimed empath, but has a little bit of like a

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:43

For some reason, I like, I was trying to figure out how to pinpoint exactly what it was, but.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:50

What was the scrap metal corners of the bed or bedroom?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:54

What was that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:54

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:55

Well, that's in order to secure better feng shui.

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Think of three things in the morning, such as who, your favorite person in the world

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I've never heard that

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:11

- Chelsey Donn: Scrap metal coins?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:12

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:13

I've never heard of that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:14

It almost felt like Austin was trying to make Lorraine sunnier.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:18

You know, like he was like, you should wear yellow and like, you should start

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:27

Yes exactly!

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:28

And like, you should rearrange things in your room so that they're bringing

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:35

But if I'm reading the reading based on what I'm getting back from Lorraine, I

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:44

And if you notice everything that Loraine says in the Review, really demonstrates how she's not

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:53

Now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:53

Like listen, if a psychic told me to wear yellow might it be BS?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:56

Very well might be BS, but am I going to maybe try to wear yellow just to see if like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:03

Like I would try it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:05

Like, I've tried a lot crazier things than just wearing a yellow top to see

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:11

So I think I certainly would try it and I just felt like throughout the Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:15

it was like, Austin would give her a suggestion or like lob something over to Lorraine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:21

And Lorraine would be like, no, no, like you should know me better to know that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:27

Like, I wouldn't want to even hear that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:30

Well, that is my question about intentionality, because what is the

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:37

Because it sounds to me that Lorraine's Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:41

is very much based on an experience that they did not catch Lorraine's authenticity.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:48

But what we are catching is that all of the stuff Austin's presenting are things that

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:59

It is very much what you're saying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:00

Like if the intention of this numerology is to find my peace.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:05

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

It sounds like these are some tangible actions to take for change or

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:21

I mean, it's also interesting because I know this is going to sound like a cop out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:25

And and I think something that I've heard from a lot of psychics that I believe to be true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:29

And I know this, even when I'm interacting with people, is there

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:35

We'll say, yeah, I know that this is something that sort of happened to you,

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:45

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:46

So you have to work with the person and it's up to you whether you want to internalize

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:52

But, you're there to receive this information.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:55

And if you're just a block.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:57

If every single thing that I'm going to say to you, you're coming at me going, 'that's not true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:01

It's not like that.' But sometimes it really is upon reflection that you're like, oh, like for

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:08

And the psychic told her, like, you're going to make a lot of money doing something with brushes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:12

She's like, it's brushes, brushes, brushes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:14

And for years like Amber, like chewed on that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:17

And she was like, brushes, like I'm not a painter, like what's gonna be with brushes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:20

And then she became a makeup artist and she uses brushes all the time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:24

You know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:25

So I just think there has to be a level of willingness to be open about the advice and

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:32

And if you're just a total, like no person, like, Nope, not right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

He got the age wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:38

Like if you're that kind of a person, you just shouldn't go to a psychic cause you're not open.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:43

I think that is right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:44

There is a sense of closed off-ness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:46

Impress me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:48

I would counter, well, I think that I want to share my story as a Patreon exclusive.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:55

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:55

Um, cause I had something very traumatizing happened

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:01

- Chelsey Donn: And there are

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:03

Like I'm definitely don't want to negate that because, there certainly are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:07

Well, I also like also like just to talk around it, like I

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:12

I think there, I did have a sense of arms closed-ness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:14

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:15

But it is what that very first text photo that Chelsey sent me was

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:25

Twice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:26

And I'll tell the story on Patreon, but I don't know if it's something

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:31

And I chose not to choose that vendor for today's episode.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:36

And I also chose to never leave a review because it felt so unbalancing to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:42

Regardless.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:43

I do think there is a middle ground because I do think that everyone

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:48

So there is a sense of waiting for that aha epiphany moment of like, yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:52

So my, yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:53

So when, when they miscalculate the age that I got married or the age of my daughter, like that

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:16

I mean, if I'm going to you as an expert, like, I don't want there to be a little error, you know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:21

They don't always get timeframes exactly right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

They just don't like, and again, I'm not trying to sound like, like I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:28

I really do believe that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:29

It's like,we could get into a whole conversation about how time is relative

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:36

But like, you know, their time exists in a lot of different ways.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:40

And most of the time, the psychics that I will go to will say things like, 'I have

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:46

The X number of years, like somewhere between this and this, like it's, it

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:53

But I also don't know enough about the specific numerology reading.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:59

Well, as far as like the spelling and grammar from Lorraine, I

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:06

I think they definitely did do a spell check on this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:09

The the truthfulness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:11

I mean, I believe that, do I think that Lorraine's being shady?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:15

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:15

I mean, I feel like Lorraine is seeking something in life, which brought them to Austin.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:21

And I think that they, it's interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:24

We've pointed out already Lorraine labels, the ex-husband as a resentful narcissist,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:37

I know that was why I was like, Ooh, like, is Lorraine one of the people that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:42

I hate to assign that to her.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

Cause I don't think I know enough about Lorraine to make that kind of

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:49

Probably in Lorraine's view, this is a truthful assessment, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:58

Except for these little errors about like age and of the daughter and the age when Lorraine

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:22

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:22

It's funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:23

It's like very funny to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:24

Is incidentally Funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:26

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:26

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:28

It isn't seeping with humor to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:30

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:30

What do you think?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:31

I didn't really find it very funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:34

Um, I think the last thing I want to bring up before we crown it is

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:39

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:40

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:41

Do we feel like it's fair for Lorraine to ask for a discount, number one?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:46

And then do we feel like it's fair for Austin to want to have a phone call?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:52

I think it's fair for Austin to want a phone call and I

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:57

I think it's fair to want the refund.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:59

I don't think it's fair to, I mean, it's fair to ask.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:01

Of course it's fair to ask.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:02

I don't think it's warranted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:03

Right yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:04

I mean, I feel like the phone call makes sense, because if you just allowed anybody to

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:19

Correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:19

If you're just going to text me, give me my money back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:22

I think that's a slippery slope.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:24

And I, I understand why Austin wouldn't want to do that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:27

Like I think, yeah, let's get Lorraine on the phone and let her tell me how she felt as opposed

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:36

What is the exchange here because everyone wants to provide better service.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:40

And so if you are requesting money back, what can I do better in the future?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:45

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:46

I think that's a fair exchange to say, you got these two things wrong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:50

And like, I don't even like the color yellow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:52

And I felt like you were leading me in a way that felt in authentic and

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:59

Yeah, I mean, and it's interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:00

Cause obviously Lorraine has the guts to write a review and put this out there for the world

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:11

But I think we have enough information to crown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:14

When do you think?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:16

Yeah, I guess I did say, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:17

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:18

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:18

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort to

VOICEOVER: 00:26:30

The Queens are Tabulating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:32

Um, are you ready?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:34

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:26:39

Total Score!

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

Oh!

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:41

You can't see it because it's bright-

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:42

Green!

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:43

The green screen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:46

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:46

That sucks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

I'm holding up two crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

Trey is holding up three crowns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:51

Why'd you do two?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:52

I did two, because I just don't really trust Lorraine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:56

I'm sorry, Lorraine, but I don't think I trust your assessment of the situation.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:01

I don't think it was so unreasonable for Austin to ask for a phone call before getting a refund.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:06

I don't think anything so egregious was done and it seemed like you were very closed off and not

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:16

So for that reason, I'm giving you two crowns, mostly for spelling, I guess?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:22

And also your character.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:24

I know who you are.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:25

I, I tend to give points for that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:27

So that's it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:28

How about you, Trey?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:28

Why'd you do three crowns?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:30

Well, I was between two and a half and three, but I ultimately went

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:38

I can't decipher if this is a common experience or a fluke experience, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

- Chelsey Donn: Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

Exactly!

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:44

But it does occur to me the instances where the numerology

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

s sort of like that sort of like lands with me, but overall the impact is muddied

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:09

I think it would actually shape my intentionality for getting a numerology reading.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

Which is why I gave it the extra half crown to make it three-

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:18

Yeah, or maybe questions you would ask upfront in terms of like, expectations.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:23

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:24

So that's why I went with her.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:26

Love it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:27

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:29

I hope Lorraine gets some better answers in life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:31

Yeah, I hope you got what you're interested in and maybe you should wear blue.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:34

Lorraine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:35

How does blue feel?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:36

Does blue feel good?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

I feel like their ora is blue.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:39

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:40

I'm feeling blue for you Lorraine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:42

Alright, So let's take a quick break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:44

And when we come back, we're going to hear an entirely different side of the story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

Oh, yes, we are.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:49

Love it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:50

All right, BRB.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:55

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:56

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:08

Chelsey and I are so excited to share this exclusive Review

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:15

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Trey Gerrald: 00:29:23

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Trey Gerrald: 00:29:47

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Trey Gerrald: 00:30:16

It's One-Star-Zinger time!

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:18

Chelsey, you better get ready because we 'bout to strap in and take a

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:23

Oh, my Goodness.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:25

'I don't feel like an icon.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:28

Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an,.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:33

A'..

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:35

Here's the deal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:37

Trey and I have each picked a rotten, scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30 seconds on

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:48

Just like Queen Meryl Streep, who does it all!

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:51

Before the clock runs out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:52

Alright, Chels!

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:53

What have you got for us today?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:54

A little bit of Nancy Drew realness from Nancy G.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:59

Nancy G has written a one star review of the Psychic Eye bookshop on Ventura

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:09

They have good prices on crystals and stuff.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:11

But now I'm super curious cause Nancy G says, 'Horrible place.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:16

I've been seeing on Facebook what happened to that girl and her daughter!'

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:21

What?!

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:22

What happened to that girl and her daughter?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:24

I didn't have enough time to Google it, but like maybe I'll do it as a Patreon

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:29

But like Nancy G is a very Nancy Drew.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:34

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:35

Alright.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:35

Isn't that crazy?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:36

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:37

And today you're going to, you're going to be strapped in on an Egyptian pyramid.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:42

Ooh, spiky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:45

Pointy!

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:46

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:47

You ready?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:48

Yes!

VOICEOVER: 00:31:49

3, 2, 1, GO!

VOICEOVER: 00:31:52

WWE

VOICEOVER: 00:31:53

horrible place.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:54

I've been saying on Facebook.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:56

What happened to that girl and her

VOICEOVER: 00:32:00

horrible place I've been seeing on Facebook?

VOICEOVER: 00:32:03

What happened to that girl and a daughter?

VOICEOVER: 00:32:06

True crime documentary,

VOICEOVER: 00:32:08

horrible place I've been seen on Facebook with

VOICEOVER: 00:32:10

that girl and her daughter

VOICEOVER: 00:32:12

lifetime.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:15

I've been seeing on Facebook.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:16

What happened to that girl and her daughter pop star.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:22

God, it's so hard.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:25

That's all.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:25

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:26

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:27

You got five.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:27

I did?!

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:29

Well, I gave you pop star cause you really committed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

I have to know what happened.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:34

I'm going to search as soon as we get out of here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:36

Yeah, we 've got to follow up on that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:38

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:38

Hilarious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:39

All right, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

Tell us is your One-Star-Zinger also on theme?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:43

I think, it might be.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:44

Yeah, I was worried we were going to do the same one, but we didn't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:46

So today I have a One-Star-Zinger from Amazon by Salman.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:52

Do you usually pronounce pronounce the L in salmon?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:56

Well, wait, how do you spell salmon, the food?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:59

S A L M O N

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:01

Right this is S A L M A N.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:04

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:06

Confusing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:07

Salman R.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:08

Salmon?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:09

Salmon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:10

But even Solomon is spelled M O N.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:13

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:14

Maybe you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:15

Maybe it is Salman.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:16

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

Salman R.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:18

I guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:19

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:19

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:19

So this is Salman R's one star review on amazon.com for the Hasbro

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:27

Ooh, that's a good one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:29

Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:31

I found a lot of reviews that I was like, oh, this could be an actual entry one day.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:35

So this is a zinger.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:37

Salman writes, the subject is-

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:39

NO WAIT!

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:39

Let me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:40

I have to tell you what you're strapped in...

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:41

Oh no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:41

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:42

Oh, uh, do you want to tell me, what are you strapping me in on?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:45

Tell me first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:46

I want to strap you into like a whole Tarot deck.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:50

Like you are the deck.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:53

I am a card sharp.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:54

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:55

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:56

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:56

So let me channel that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

And I'm going to tell you Salman's one-star review is subject, 'one star' and their

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:08

Use at own risk.'

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:10

Now I have to move away!

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:13

And eight people found this helpful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

What did the Ouija Board say?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:16

Salman wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:18

See, we both have mysteries today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:20

It's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:21

Oh, that's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:22

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:22

I'm on my tarot deck.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:24

Alright get on your tarot deck.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:25

Strap in and let's do this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:27

Okay, I'm ready and go!

VOICEOVER: 00:34:28

3, 2, 1, GO!

VOICEOVER: 00:34:32

Musical theater.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:34

No, I have to move.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:39

Southern now we've got to move

VOICEOVER: 00:34:40

a white use at your own risk

VOICEOVER: 00:34:43

breaking

VOICEOVER: 00:34:43

news.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:44

Now we have to move away.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:45

Use that own risk

VOICEOVER: 00:34:47

adult fail

VOICEOVER: 00:34:50

now

VOICEOVER: 00:34:53

at.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:55

Disney.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:59

That's all.

VOICEOVER: 00:35:01

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:03

I'm going to give that to you because you gave me pop star.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:06

I think you won, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:07

Let's just make sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:08

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:08

Trey, you won with six!

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:11

Good job, Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:14

Queening at this game!

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:16

Oh, thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:17

It's just an honor to be nominated.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:19

Yes.

VOICEOVER: 00:35:22

Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:26

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:27

We are back from that...

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:29

should I say it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:30

'Rousing' game break!

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:32

I like intentionally don't write the word, 'rousing'

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:35

I know!

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:35

and I have to say it!

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

It was rousing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

I was excited.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:38

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:39

We're we're back from that game break.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

It was super fun and it is my turn now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:44

I would call that game break, 'rousing!'

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:46

I would that rousing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:47

I'm very roused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:48

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:49

So anyway, We're going to hear the other side of the story and they just quite a laid out story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:57

So, so buckle in!

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:00

Crystal P has a totally different opinion of Astrology by Austin.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:07

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:07

Are we ready?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:08

I'm ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:10

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:10

I had a reading with Austin a week ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:14

I had checked out his website and liked that he was a young man that stood out

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:21

I wasn't looking for a psychic, just wanted a true, genuine reading of what

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:27

Reading a general daily or yearly horoscope prediction that is supposed to be accurate

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:38

There's always so much more to you than what your sun sign is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:43

Your moon sign plays a very big part in your personality and is based on

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:51

I knew it would be worth the time to find someone like Austin that could just tell me

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:03

Austin arranged for us to meet at a small quaint coffee shop in Santa Monica.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:08

My initial thought of seeing him for the first time was relaxed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:13

There's this comfortableness about him that is instant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:17

Plus he's extremely easy on the eyes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:21

Pictures do not do him the justice he deserves, and that's always a bonus.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:28

Yet trust me on this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:30

There is NO arrogance about him.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:34

He comes across very relaxed, even humbled, kind, gentle and caring.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:40

He had my chart ready and got right down to business.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:44

It wasn't all good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:46

Told me of a particular month that was pretty much going to be extremely tough.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:51

Didn't say why, and I don't need to know why, but how cool is it to know rough

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:02

Kind of nice to know if you ask me and I appreciate the heads up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:08

Also let me know that another month will be the beginning of great things career and money-wise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

Of course, he also went into detail about my personality and how to get the

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:24

Gave me printed out detail sheets with handwritten notes on the side that we discussed at length.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

He nailed my personality without knowing me at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:34

Overall, I felt enlightened and almost didn't feel like I needed or even wanted the Tarot reading

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:42

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:43

But boy, am I glad I did that as well!

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:46

Another unexpected reading.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:48

What's cool about Austin is you don't feel you're with some person who is so full of themselves

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:56

He's definitely confident and speaks with the voice of authority, but it comes across in the

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:04

Obviously, I will know in about six months, how all of this truly materializes and believe

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:13

I highly recommend him to anyone who is interested in a solid reading

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:19

I did not do the numerology and I'm seriously considering it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:27

Alright.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:27

Oh, intriguing little sign off there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:31

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:32

Um, so there was not an update as of yet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:34

I was going to ask.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:36

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:36

And this was written in 2014, so you think that there would be an update!

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:41

And they said they will be back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:43

Crystal was not honest with her commitment.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:46

Ugh, I feel Jiffed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:48

Although, Crystal owes me nothing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:50

She doesn't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:51

But she definitely had a lot to say about Austin and I think she's got a little crush!

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:56

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:57

Wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:57

Cause I totally went on that rollercoaster ride.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:00

I wrote down Crystal's horned up over Austin!

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:04

I know!

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:05

But then I really felt very strongly that at the end.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:09

Crystal was saying like Austin's demeanor, isn't pompous or like cocky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:15

It's just like a quiet confidence.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:18

That's matter of fact, it, honestly, by the end of the Review!, I was like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:23

Crystal was really taken, but that's less fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:28

I think crystal wanted to like, she wanted that magic stick.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:32

She said he looked better.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:33

I, it felt like-

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:35

a Hinge date.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:36

A date.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:36

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:36

Like as if they matched and then they met at this coffee shop and, oh my God, he's even

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:44

I wrote down.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:45

Like, I think this is actually an insult, but Crystal says my first thought: relaxed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:52

I'm like, Your first thought of me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:56

Is that relax like that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:57

Actually, it's really funny to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:59

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:00

I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:01

Also super shocked that they met at a coffee shop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:04

I thought that this would have to take place like, in a velvet curtained room with a crystal ball.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:10

Like, I didn't think you would do this where people are like, "Espresso!"

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:15

"Coffee for Michael."

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:16

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:17

I was surprised about that too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:19

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:20

All of this is going down publicly in a coffee shop, while Crystal's looking Austin, up and down.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:26

Do you think that Austin bought the drinks or do you think

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:31

In this case?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:32

I would think Crystal would buy the drinks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:34

For Austin?.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:35

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:35

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:36

I really love the fact that Austin came total opposite spectrum here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:40

Austin was thoroughly prepared with printouts to take home.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:43

I thought that was so generous and awesome.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:45

I thought it was really interesting that Crystal didn't do the numerology.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:49

I was glad that she said that in the end, cause we just had the experience of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:58

Like maybe I wonder if there are other reviewers that had a positive numerology experience

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:05

I mean, in my very minimal understanding of mysticism, I, I know

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:14

People really are skilled at individual things.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:18

And I believe that astrology really is very mathematical, very scientific.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:24

There is an art to deciphering and understanding what is there and what is prescribed based

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:33

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:33

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:34

I really am having an impact that Austin really is incredible at this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:38

I think so, although it's so hard, cause I, I just feel like we're,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:48

And maybe there was something in the actual reading that felt very specific, but there was

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:59

Or I dunno like that there are these generalized statements.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:03

That's a good point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:04

Also, this is going to be a good month for money for you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:07

Like that seems very generic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:10

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:10

Like any of that, a fortune cookie could tell you just as much, but maybe there was

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:20

Well, that is sort of maybe an interesting tell that

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:26

Because I think that if something truly remarkable, like it, if something, it makes

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:37

Like if she won the lottery after he was like, you're going to have this windfall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:41

Then she would come back and be like, oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:43

He said I was going to have a windfall.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:44

And now I won the lottery!

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:45

Which he didn't necessarily say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:48

True.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:48

But the overall impression.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:51

Do you think it goes beyond attraction?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:53

Do you think that Crystal was just so taken with Austin, that they were like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:01

Oh, better than the pictures.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:03

Let me like give him a five star!' Or do you think,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:06

I do!

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:06

I think, I wonder if Crystal's a little bit of a Cougar because she kept

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:15

Like a young guy!

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:16

And they intentionally picked Austin for being male

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:20

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:21

And B for being the type and the style that they were, because yeah, that,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:27

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

I definitely think that there's a crush.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:31

And being told there, like I picked up on the language at the end

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:39

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:39

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:40

Yeah!

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:40

Also I wrote down with an asterix, like the other end of the

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:47

They printed out the chart, they printed out the slips and paper to take home.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:52

I also really just love the verbiage of the astrology can help you get the most out of

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:03

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:04

And I think that's sort of what I was getting at before, when we were breaking down, the

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:16

But I think sometimes people have false expectations of these interactions and they

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:23

Like It's...

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:24

they give you this information and even a great psychic that gives you information.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:28

That's all it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:29

They can just give you the information and then it's your decision, what you want to do with that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:32

Correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:33

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:33

What is Crystal's spelling and grammar like?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:35

Very good..

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:36

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:37

..To great, I would say.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:39

Do you think this is a...

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:40

see, now I'm confused.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:41

I wonder if this is more common or if the one-star is more common, but then

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:48

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:48

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:49

So I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:50

I mean, the only thing I'm I'm like, Ugh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:53

Like, can I, if I was reading through reviews based on Crystal's, Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:58

would I say, 'oh, gotta go see Austin.' Or would I be like, 'maybe she has a crush

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:05

I think I would have to, I don't think I would be able to be full stop

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:12

I mean, I do think the statement of like, I didn't even need

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:17

Just like for fun, because I felt like this was so impactful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:20

That's a huge statement to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:21

Yeah, that's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:23

I think I could crown this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:25

Um, I think I can crown too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:27

I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:27

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:28

I wonder what the coffee shop was.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:30

I know!

VOICEOVER: 00:46:33

The Queens are Tabulating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:35

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:36

I'm so torn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:38

I know.

VOICEOVER: 00:46:43

Total Score!

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:44

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:45

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:45

So I'm holding up two and a half crowns and Trey is holding up three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:49

All right, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:50

I almost gave three crowns as well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:52

I was very torn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:54

Tell us why you gave three crowns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:55

I almost a three and a half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:56

I did three.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:57

The largest impact here is like, I might want to wear cologne and like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:09

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:10

You know, I, I do think that, like you were saying, I would need to continue reading

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:18

But the impact here for me is I think Austin is going to really provide.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:24

A lot of information from my chart, if I'm getting an astrology chart reading, but it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:36

But then I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:37

I don't know that I would want this reading done in a coffee shop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:40

I don't think I would want a little bit more energy, like focus, but, uh, it wasn't humorous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:45

And like, I don't know if Crystal is just like thinking from their sex organs.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:51

So for that reason, it's sort of middle of the road.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:53

My overall I'm overall left with a positive feeling, for Austin, but I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:01

Why did you do two and a half?

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:03

I also agreed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:04

I thought it was middle of the road.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:06

So I took, I, I just went straight down the middle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:08

I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:09

I thought it was helpful to know that we might be meeting in a coffee shop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:12

Cause I definitely think that that would impact whether or not I move forward.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:16

So that is good information for me to know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:19

There weren't that many specifics.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:21

I don't even think you need to get into the specifics.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:23

If it was such an amazing reading, you could have just had, there were things that, that

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:32

I was like, Ooh, that feels very overall, not like specific advice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:38

And I was just not that pleased with Crystal overall in the sense of, like I said,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:47

It's interesting because like we were talking about wanting proof

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:01

But yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:01

So if I'm reading a lot of five stars, like I do want examples, I want to know, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:16

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:16

They just didn't feel like there was any concrete evidence.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:18

It was all very general.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:20

So I-

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:20

Other than Austin's looks!

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:22

Other than Austin's looks, which I got to say, give Crystal a little bit of props

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:32

I mean, get it Crystal!

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:34

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:34

What do we think overall about Austin now that we've read both?

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:37

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:38

Like, do we feel like we, we would, we could make an official crowning of Austin,

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:44

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:46

I think honestly, like, because my belief is that astrology is very mathematical.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:52

You just need a good interpreter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:53

I think I would feel confident in going to Austin for that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:56

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:57

I don't know that I don't know anything about

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:01

So I can't really neither of the here they're there, but the Tarot, I'm curious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:05

I want to know more about that too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:06

I'd be intrigued to go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:08

I don't think that anything.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:09

It's not like dropping the wedding cake.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:11

Like, I feel like I would be like, sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:14

Like, why not?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:15

Like, why not?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:16

What do you feel?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:18

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:18

I mean, I think I feel similar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:20

Like, I don't think I've heard anything in either one of these reviews that makes me feel like

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:28

Even the negative review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:29

I'm like, ah, I'm not willing to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:31

give you a full demerit based off of that one-

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:34

Correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:35

..Star review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:36

So because of that, I'm going to say like, ah, do Iknow, I don't really know, but I

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:43

Austin, If you hear this, please reach out to us.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:46

If you're like nose is itching or your ears or whatever, isn't there

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:51

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:51

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:52

Austin knows!

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:53

You're psychic and you knew we were going to do this before we even did it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:57

So there you go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:57

I would actually be really creeped out if he called and left a voicemail.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:01

Anyway, we've reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:05

Where are you inducting, Trey for

VOICEOVER: 00:51:08

My Royal Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:10

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:11

Today I'm going to induct someone that is close to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:15

And that would be my brother-in-law, Evan Kimbell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:19

Okay!

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:19

So something that my in-laws always say who you marry is so important.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:27

And I feel very fortunate that my sister married this person named Evan who well he's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:33

He was raised on Long Island.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:36

Oh!

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:36

A Jew!

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:37

Oh hello!

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:38

Met my sister because of being in South Carolina.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:42

Two Gerrald's married Jews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:45

Oh, good fun fact!

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:46

I know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:47

The goys, they're takin all the men.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:49

I know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:49

So anyway, I really appreciate the relationship that I have with Evan.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:53

It's always been very easy and simple, no drama.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:56

And Evan has been such a supporter of this podcast.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:01

Was more than willing to leave us a review and listens every week when running.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:07

So high Evan!

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:08

Surprise.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:08

Hi Evan!

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:09

Thank you for listening!

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:11

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:12

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:12

Also, I just think that Evan has been such a great dad to my two nephews.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:18

And I am really grateful that he is in my family.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:23

And as like a straight dude, there can sometimes be like a little bit of an emotional barrier.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:28

And I've never really felt that with Evan.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:30

And I just really appreciate the way that he treats my sister and that he and I can

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:42

And I don't take that for granted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:44

And so this week nominating you, Evan for My Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:51

Evan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:52

You're so sweet for listening.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:54

Thank you so much for tuning in every week.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:55

That's the sweetest, what a good brother-in-law!

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:58

Now he needs to join the Patreon!

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:59

Well, one thing at a time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:01

Let's not push Evan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:02

Okay?

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:03

Alright.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:03

How about you Chelsey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:04

Who were you inducting today for My Royal Highness?

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:07

I don't know why I haven't done the sooner, cause it's like one of

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:21

All the time, morning, noon, night.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:24

She makes my life so much easier.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:26

My carpets are cleaner.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:29

Sometimes Goldie needs a friend, you know, I can let, I can love them chase one another.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:35

You don't know, you need, you think like, Hmm, maybe I need a robo vacuum, but then you

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:42

Like, who am I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:43

What was life before robot vacuums?

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:46

So I think we got to give props.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:48

You have a robot vacuum, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:50

We have the same one I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:51

We have the same one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:53

And it's great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:54

And it's not the famous brand.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:55

No and it's not the famous brand.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:57

It's not, it was it's the affordable option.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:00

Don't you think makes your life easier?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:02

I can't contribute to the conversation because Winnie hates it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:05

So I can't contribute.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:07

So I want to let you...

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:08

Okay, well, if you didn't have Winnie, who hated robot vacuums,

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:13

Love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:14

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:15

Thank you to my robot vacuum, Roosie, but to all the robot vacuums out

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:23

So deserving!

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:26

uh, all right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:27

Well, we did it.

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My Queen that is another entry closer to sleuthing out the ultimate, the truth of life.

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We're just two people, but we are making it work.

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