Episode 25: THANKSGIVING SPECIAL! - Donut Cushion / Kleenex

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian, it's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, who's lose wind, which one's lose,

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Baby it's time to review

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that review.x

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Hi.

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Are

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you a turkey?

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That's my turkey impression.

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[laughs] Good job.

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Hey everyone, welcome to Review that Review.

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The podcast dedicated to reviewing-

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Reviews!

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That's right.

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We're just like Siskel and Ebert, only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

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That's Chelsey Donn.

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And that's Trey Gerrald.

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And together, we are-

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The Review Queens.

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Happy Thanksgiving, Queen.

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Aw.

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Happy Thanksgiving, Trey.

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Happy Thanksgiving to all of our listeners and-

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:13

Yes.

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In the theme of giving thanks, Chelsey and I are very excited

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Oh my God, yay, the day has come.

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I'm so excited.

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Are we going to do a drum roll?

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Yeah, I can't find the sound cue.

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We could do it ourselves.

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Okay.

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And

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... Chelsey Donn: And the winner is

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... Trey Gerrald: Deb Zoe Laufer!

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Deb Zoe Laufer!

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Woohoo, you are our winner, you are such a loyal queen.

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Thank you for being on the newsletter.

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Can't wait to send you this beautiful water bottle.

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I've been waiting to send this to you, so I'm so excited.

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I mean, we all need to stay hydrated, it's a big topic we talk about it all the time on the

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We're so excited, thank you Deb for being a part of our mailing list, if you are

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Chelsey did tease this last week.

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I did.

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We're going to be giving away free psychic tarot readings from Chelsey's dog Goldie.

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You can follow on TikTok @thePsychicDog.

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She gives such good readings you guys, I know it sounds crazy but I've

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Look at that.

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It's a good gift, just saying.

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Well, in all of this gratitude-

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Yes.

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I think it's time for us to do a very special themed-

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Lodge A Complaint.

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Session.

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Yes.

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Chelsey, you have anything you want to lodge a complaint about?

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Listen, here's the deal, isn't it like Thanksgiving

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... Trey Gerrald: Tomorrow.

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So I feel like I'm not going to lodge a complaint this week.

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Even though we know I have many complaints to lodge.

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But I'm going to have a moment of gratitude instead, is that okay with you?

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Yes, I love this.

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Okay thank you.

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I want to give gratitude to the Calm commercials.

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Hm.

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Do you know those, that Calm app?

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Yes!

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Oh wait-

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Yeah.

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Like on Instagram?

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Like the ads-

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Yeah, like anywhere it's like the ads, exactly.

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Like even if you're like watching a you know, I don't know, a show on Hulu and you don't pay

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Yeah.

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Or whatever it is and it or, and it has this little visual that goes around

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I think it's amazing, it's, genius whoever thought about this, it's so simple

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It's adding to my day, like how many commercials do you watch where you can say

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Like ... Calm app commercials.

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I've actually downloaded the Calm app because of the ads

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That's like, I want to know who was the marketing person that came up

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I feel like we're very aligned in the way that we see the world.

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You did download the app?

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I did.

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I haven't, I haven't paid for the subscription though, but

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... Chelsey Donn: But it's, it's there and like

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So it obviously worked, so kudos-

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Good job.

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To Calm.

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Good job, Calm.

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Hoo, should we all take like a break?

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Should we do [laughs]- do a 15 second breath.

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Maybe not 15 seconds, but ... everybody that's listening just take a deep breath right now.

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I feel better.

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All right Trey, you can complain if you want to, I'm not, I'm not telling you you can't,

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Yeah.

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Whatever.

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Well, I've been saving both this complaint and My Royal Highness

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Yes.

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I want to complain about tryptophan.

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You know that?

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Tryptophan.

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Yeah, the sleeping-

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Yes.

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But-

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Element that's in turkey.

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Well this is like a um, wives tale!

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So.

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All the studies have been done that there is no difference of turkey or chicken or any other

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It's just this wives tale that people think that tryptophan in turkey is

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And it's not?

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It's actually like an amino acid situation.

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It's really that you probably are just gorging yourself.

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More so than on a usual different other holiday.

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So are you telling me there's the same amount of tryptophan

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This is blasphemous.

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This can't be.

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This a New York Times article, 'no...

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[gasp]

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The tryptophan in turkey won't make you sleepy.'

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Huh.

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It says tryptophan is an amino acid-

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Interesting.

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And it's associated with healthy sleep.

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But there is no more tryptophan in turkey than in other-

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Huh.

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Common meats like chicken and beef.

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That's amazing.

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Other foods include nuts and cheese.

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While tryptophan could make you drowsy on its own, its effects are limited in the

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Huh.

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Turkey has many.

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Wow.

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My complaint is that this lie that would just, keeps getting perpetuated-

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Lie.

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I mean these poor turkeys.

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They get raised to be slaughtered and eaten on one day out of the year, and now we're judging turkeys

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I don't know.

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Yeah I don't like it at all.

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Don't lie to me.

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That's my, that's my complaint.

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That, I mean I'm just so happy that you stood up for the turkeys,

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Stand up for me.

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Stand up for the [laughs] turkeys, it's today.

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I agree.

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And they've been getting a really bad rap.

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When they're sacrificing their entire life for us, let's be honest.

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Amazing.

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Let's give it up for the turkeys.

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I love that we had um, educational complaint and we also had-

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:06

Yes.

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A moment of gratitude, uh I think this is a great launching pad for us to get

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:16

Oh my God Trey, that is such a good idea.

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I don't even know where that came from, but let's do it.

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As you know, we are you trusty Review Queens, we each bring in a review from the

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We read you that review, we break it down and we rate the impact of that

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... VOICEOVER: Assess that kvetch.

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And in honor of this American holiday, Chelsey and I have each picked

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Oh my God, you are right.

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Wow, your correctness deserves five stars Trey.

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You're really just killing it today, all right?

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And on top of that, you're going first.

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Are you ready, RQ?

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Boy am I thankful to go first.

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Okay take it away Trey, let's hear it.

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Review that Review.

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So today, I have a five star review.

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Okay.

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From Amazon.com.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:25

Wait, I thought your five star was from Yelp, my five star was from Amazon.

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I ended up switching it at the last minute.

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I hope we don't have the same one.

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We can both be Amazon.

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Do you have a name for yours?

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Yes.

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Okay, so I don't know the name for this, so I'm ... Okay, here we go.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay, so Today I have a five star review from Amazon.com and this is

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:52

I have one for Kleenex facial tissues too!

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I swear to God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:56

Wait, What...is the subject, "a mother's struggle?"

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:00

Yes.

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[GASPS].

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We actually picked the same review.

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[laughs] Wait but what's really weird and extra sus about this Trey, is that I have the same

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:15

Okay, so I don't have, I don't have the name of the reviewer.

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Yeah, that's my review.

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What do we do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:23

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:25

Um, I could find another one really ... Well, okay, I can do

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:30

That's so funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:31

Okay, all right so I'll, I'll let you do Kleenex, and I will do-

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:34

Okay sorry that was one I had that's why I said Amazon 'cause

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I cannot believe that we just have the same one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:42

That's crazy.

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Okay let...

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As soon as you said Kleenex, I was like, "Oh no!"

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Um.

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Wait if the subject is, 'mother's struggle' then why is the reviewer a male-

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:50

Well that's why I wanted to get into it.

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Okay.

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All right, I just found another, I forgot that I found this last night.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:57

Okay.

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Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:59

Yeah.

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So I have a five star review from Amazon.com.

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This is written by Randy M.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:09

Randee's my moms name, you know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:10

How does this Randy spell it?

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R-A-N-D-Y.

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Okay.

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I have a cousin named Randi that's a female it's spelled it with an I.

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Oh, my mom spells it with two Es.

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Randee!

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Randee.

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Okay, so this is a five star from Randy M-

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:28

Okay.

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On Amazon.com for an orthopedic donut cushion.

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Here we go.

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Okay.

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The subject is, 'don't believe it!' Exclamation mark.

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Okay.

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Or at least that's what I thought at first.

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Okay, parentheses sigh.

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Bring it on.

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I'll try anything, I guess, dot, dot, dot.

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At this point I was desperate.

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This was the most expensive of several similar looking products, but I figured

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When it arrived, I thought a mistake had been made.

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The box was tiny!

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Not nearly big enough to fit a nice plush seat cushion.

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I opened the box and was sure a mistake had been made.

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It just wasn't thick enough.

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I had been sitting on two seat cushions, one on top of the other and they had been permanently

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Those two cushions were both highly rated, and now they had been reduced

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How is this thin little donut style cushion going to be any different?

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Well, I guess I'll just have to go through the hassle of returning it.

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Then, I put it on my chair and sat down on it.

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Holy moly!

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How could this be?

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For the first time in nearly a year, I didn't feel any pain while sitting.

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After a long, pain free, several hour session at the computer, this

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Surely after several more long sessions at the computer, the orthopedic donut cushion

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It kept bouncing back after supporting my weight parentheses, 235 pounds, for several more hours.

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Same thing the next day.

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Only time will tell if this cushion continues to bounce back, but so far I'm impressed.

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The orthopedic donut cushion by Ergonomic Innovations is simply amazing.

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I was having excruciating tailbone pain and occasional hemorrhoid pain.

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Not anymore!

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The orthopedic donut cushion was obviously different from all other similar products.

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It wasn't like any other, quote unquote, memory foam cushion I had ever tried.

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If you push down hard with your thumb, it doesn't dent nearly as easily

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Either this is a much firmer version of memory foam, or it's not really memory foam

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I don't know how the other similar donut shaped seat cushions on Amazon would have fared.

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But this higher priced donut cushion is well worth the money.

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I wholeheartedly recommend the orthopedic donut cushion by Ergonomic Innovations.

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It simply works brilliantly and lives up to the hype.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:04

Hm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:05

Believe it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:08

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:10

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:11

Randy M, I'm so happy that your, your no longer

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:18

That sounds terrible.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:20

Not even one hard, rock hard pain inducer, two!

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Two you've been sitting on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:26

Mashed down together.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:28

Ma-, ugh, God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:29

Let me tell you what this product is titled.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:31

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:32

So I read you the um-

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:34

The abbreviated.

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Name that's on the box.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:36

Okay, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:37

But the actual listing on Amazon is donut pillow tailbone hemorrhoid cushion, donut

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:47

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:47

Prostate, coccyx, sciatica, pregnancy, post-natal, ishikolversatitis.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:55

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:58

Tuberosity by Ergonomic Innovations.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:01

I mean, I have thoughts about this whole name situation.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:03

I know this is a little bit of a tangent, but I have thoughts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:06

We all come upon products differently, you know, so maybe you're searching for a hemorrhoid

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:23

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:23

Somebody can pop in all the key words that they want to pop in to

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:34

Yes, it's like having tags on YouTube videos.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:37

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:38

Like we can't see what the tags are but it knows.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:40

Exactly, like why can't people just tag it all these things and then just call it

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:51

And I'm like, "I don't know."

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:53

There's just too many names in these titles.

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Out of control, but that's really a comment to-

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Amazon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:00

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:01

So, all right, so what are your thoughts on Randy M?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:03

Okay, so Randy M really took us on a journey here and he took his time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:08

He really had me tricked for a second because he was very adamant about talking about his

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Like the fact that it was squished into a small pillow, do you know when you, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:26

So like, it does come really, really shrunk up and then when you open it, it expands.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:31

So I imagine that's what's happening with the very small box, is that it's expanding.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:36

Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:36

I'm happy for Randy M, that they seem to finally have

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:42

So that's good.

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I imagine that a lot of people reading these reviews have similar issues to Randy

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I thought both of those things as, you know, a consumer of reviews, were very helpful

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:06

Or maybe I would be searching a certain medical condition, so the fact that Randy M

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:15

I think Randy M was really trying to take us on a journey with him.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:20

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:20

It's surprising to me that Randy has only been suffering from excruciating tailbone pain

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'Cause it seems like this is something that has been like a lifelong problem.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:34

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:34

I mean, either way, even if it was just a really hard year for Randy, I think that Randy's done

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:50

I, I like reviews that don't just paint the rosiest picture, even when they are five stars.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:55

I like that he setup the expectation of the person buying this like, wait, you're gonna

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:04

And I thought the same thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:06

I mean, there was drama.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:08

Did you not feel the drama?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:10

Holy moly!

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:13

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:13

[laughs] I feel like 'holy moly' really like tells you the age too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:19

Yeah!

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:19

I mean I just thought, that's what I, I guess there was an intentionality, clearly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:24

So it sounds to me that Randy M is using this when they're working at their computer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:28

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:29

What do you think Randy M does at the computer for hours on end?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:32

That's a great question Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:34

Gosh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:35

I want to say an accountant.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:37

Yeah, something like uh, clerical like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:40

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:40

Something that's like, I thought that as well, it's like-

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:43

Maybe like he does like translations.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:45

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:45

Or they, they do translations, 'cause obviously Randy is a unisex

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:49

... Trey Gerrald: I also thought the whole thing about

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:54

So funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:55

That's like one of those random things that I feel

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:59

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:59

It's not something that like you just necessarily like is

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:04

Well that's-

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:04

And you have to like-

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:05

Yeah!

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

Press it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:06

That's like, I keep real, like I mean it was as if Randy was

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:12

You know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:13

Because we always see the hand pushing down into the uh

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:16

... Trey Gerrald: Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:16

Memory foam.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:18

The amount of times, I think it's three maybe four times

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:21

... Chelsey Donn: Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:22

Randy says the product, I think it's three, says the product's full name.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:27

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:27

The orthopedic donut cushion by Ergonomic Innovations.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:30

I know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:31

Felt a little like-

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:32

It could've been a fake review?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:35

Well yeah, like it felt a little-

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:37

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:37

Like heavy handed in a way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:38

I actually, overall, think this is an authentic, truthful review from Randy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:43

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:44

But I know what you mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:44

I have that same moment even when at the end when the like last sentence

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:50

... Trey Gerrald: Believe it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:51

Believe it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:52

You know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:52

It felt a little like heavy handed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:54

Assuming that I wouldn't believe it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:55

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:56

Like, why wouldn't I believe you Randy?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:58

Do you have something to hide?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:59

Oh!

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:59

As far as spelling and grammar, all the spelling is really great, there

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:05

Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:05

And there isn't a space between every paragraph which is interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:09

But I've never encountered this before.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:11

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:12

Randy uses the subject as the first sentence, because the subject

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:19

And then the first sentence of the review is, or at least that's what I thought at first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:25

Some people-

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:25

That's so interesting to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:26

Do that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:27

That's a technique.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:28

My manager randomly does that all the time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:30

Every time he sends me-

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:31

Really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:31

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:32

Every time he sends me an email, the subject is like the beginning of the

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:39

It's just very jarring to see the word 'or' capitalized.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:43

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:44

Like it, that it's the very first thought.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:47

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:48

It is interes-, it is sort of click baity in a little bit, in a little, you know, a little bit

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:57

Yes!

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:58

It really sets, it set me off sort of uneasy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:01

Like I wasn't sure, like I-I felt a little unsure of where we were going.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:05

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:06

I wonder what Hammond Cheese would think about this, like, I wonder if HammondCheeseSandWitch

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

Or if, if Hammond would agree with us that yeah, I mean it feels a little bit suspicious that they

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:35

And then they ended with believe it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:39

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

I think I need to take that into the consideration with me, but I'm not willing

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:46

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:46

What I, what I might think happened more likely, is, you know when you

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:58

..." Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm [affirmative], yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:59

Something like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:00

I wouldn't be shocked if it was that situation maybe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:04

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:04

But even if that was the case, I still think that, that Randy's being

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:17

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:17

Also, 50 people found this helpful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

That's good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:21

Do we think this is a common experience, or a fluke experience?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:24

I do imagine that everyone would be like, "This looks really small."

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:28

Like that feels like that would be a very common experience when you first open this cushion.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:32

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:33

For sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:34

So yeah, I think that this is a common experience, I believe Randy I think

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:40

I think that they took us through the process of getting the pillow, I think they took

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:49

Like they took us through the process at the beginning, and then I came back the

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:56

So, I would think based on that that if it weren't working, Randy would've

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:02

What do you think?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:03

Yeah I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:04

Yeah, this is from April of 2020, so there's enough time-

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:06

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:07

To like, it didn't last.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:07

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:08

I think it's a solid review, Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:10

Yeah, I think I could crown this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:12

All right, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:13

All right, so, Chelsey and I each have our own set of 1-5 crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:18

And in an effort to be fair and influenced by one another, we will

VOICEOVER: 00:23:27

The Queens are Tabulating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:29

Okay, you ready?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:29

I'm ready.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:35

Total score.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:35

Okay, I'm holding up-

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:37

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:37

Four crowns, Trey's holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:39

This is a unanimous decision.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:41

I'll go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:42

I really liked Randy, I only took the one crown off because I was a little bit suspicious

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:52

And I feel like Randy had lots of personality, I loved the holy moly and the torture

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:01

And I liked getting to know Randy through this review and I think it's useful,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:08

thank you Randy, that was great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:09

That's why you're getting four crowns from me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:11

Trey, why are you giving Randy four crowns?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:13

I did four 'cause ultimately the impact is positive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:17

It just feels a little, uh, long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:19

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:20

I think uh, Randy could maybe have cut, maybe one, maybe

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:27

But yeah, I, I, ultimately I-I believe that this was a, an experience that

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:33

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:33

And I just took one away because it was a little much, it was little too long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:37

A little too long.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:37

Um, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:39

Good job, Randy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:40

Good job Randy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:41

Well done.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:42

All right, well with that in mind, let's take a quick break you guys.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:45

I need to sit back and relax into my aerodynamic pillow cushion.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:49

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:49

When we come back, we're going to get into my review you guys.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:52

Woo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:53

B-R-B.

VOICEOVER: 00:24:56

Hold your crown, we'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:10

Chelsey and I are so excited to share this Exclusive Review

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:16

Now from the makers of BarkBox, Super Chewer is a monthly subscription based service for those

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:25

Every month you and your pup will receive a box right to your front door that is loaded

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:38

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Trey Gerrald: 00:25:48

Sign up right now at superchewer.com/queen.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:51

Who let the dogs out?

VOICEOVER: 00:25:55

Who let them out?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:59

Love that rendition so much.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:22

I gotta work on my turkey sounds.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

My God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

Yeah, it sounds a little chokey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:24

It sounded chokey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:24

[laughs]

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:24

Um, it's time for one star zingers, here we go let's take a quick spin on the merry-go-round.

VOICEOVER: 00:26:34

I don't feel like an icon, most of the days I feel like 'I can't.' That's with an A.

VOICEOVER: 00:26:44

Oh Meryl.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:45

Here's the deal, Trey and I have each picked a Thanksgiving themed

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:52

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we'll take turns trying to recite the zinger

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:58

Just like queen Meryl Streep who does it all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:01

Before the clock runs out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:02

Okay we better not have the same review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:04

I don't imagine we do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:06

That would be very-

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:06

I hope not.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:07

Strange.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:08

Okay, Chelsey, where's your zinger from today?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:11

Okay, my zinger is from Google reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:15

Is yours [laughs] also?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:16

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:17

[laughs]

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:17

Okay good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:17

All right, so, my zinger is from Google reviews, it's reviewed by Howard and it is for the Marie

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:47

I don't know what that's about.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:48

Ah, all right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:49

[laughs] I'll try to incorporate it into the reading, I guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

This is gonna be fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:54

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:54

All right, and today you're going to be strapped in on a

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:01

Sure, great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

You know there's prunes in that, apparently.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:05

Really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:05

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:06

That's part of the doctor part, just saying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:08

[laughs]

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:08

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:10

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:10

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:11

Are you ready?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:11

I'm strapped into my two liter, uh bottle of Doctor Pepper and I am ready.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:17

Three, two, one, go!

VOICEOVER: 00:28:20

Shakespeare.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:21

Overpriced, undeserved, and no flavor!

VOICEOVER: 00:28:34

Disney.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:35

Overpriced, undeserved, and no flavor!

VOICEOVER: 00:28:36

Sports announcer.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:37

Overpriced, undeserved, and no flavor!

VOICEOVER: 00:28:43

Teen drama.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:45

Overpriced, undeserved, and no flavor.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:50

Breaking news.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:50

That's all!

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:51

Overprice- uh, okay, that, that was slow, but that's okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:55

Four!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:56

Four, happy Thanksgiving.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:58

Tell us where your zinger is from.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:00

Okay today I have a one star zinger from target.com, a new favorite.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:06

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:07

And this is written by Linda J.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:10

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:11

For the Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce, 14 ounces.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:16

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:17

Are you a jellied cranberry sauce, or a like chunky cranberry sauce kinda guy?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:23

Both, I love both.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:24

Oh you like both.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:24

Equally, my mom makes both.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:26

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:26

My mom presents both at Thanksgiving.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:28

She presents, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:30

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:30

[laughs]

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:30

Linda's review is, 'sorry I only do the real deal cranberries sauce, I cook

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:39

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:40

[laughs]

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:40

Sorry, I know I don't need to comment long on this is Linda, but like, why,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:48

Oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:48

But it's funny because you asked me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:50

Oh I did, you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:51

So maybe not an inappropriate?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:53

Like maybe she's trying to share that it's easy to do, I don't know, but anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:57

Oh that's her um, one star review for you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:59

All right Linda.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:00

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:00

What am I strapped in on?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:02

Trey, you are strapped into a pumpkin pie.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:07

Ah!

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:08

So.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

My favorite.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:09

I know how much you love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:10

Trey actually served me some pumpkin pie when I was at his house, and I don't even love

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:18

So you've earned your-

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:19

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:19

Your pumpkin pie spot on this Meryl-Go-Round, are you ready Trey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:23

I am ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:25

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:27

Three, two, one, go!

VOICEOVER: 00:30:32

Musical theater.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:33

Sorry I only do the real deal cranberry sauce [inaudible 00:31:07] make cranberry sauce.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:39

[laughs] Film noir.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:40

Sorry I only do the real deal cranberry sauce, big boy, I cook real

VOICEOVER: 00:31:00

True crime doc.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:01

Sorry I

VOICEOVER: 00:31:01

only do the real deal cranberry sauce, I cook real cranberries to make cranberry sauce.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:01

Soap opera.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:01

Sorry I only do the real deal cranberry sauce, I cook real

VOICEOVER: 00:31:01

cra- ugh.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:02

Three, two, one, go!

VOICEOVER: 00:31:02

That's all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:03

[laughs] That's all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:04

I think we might've tied again.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:05

One, ah, we tied!

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:07

That was long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:08

4-4, go us.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:09

Woop, woop!

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:09

We have a tying streak going on right now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:12

I'm not mad at it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:14

I'm thankful for that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:15

I'm thankful for our tie streak.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:17

That was fun.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:20

Review that Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:24

Okie doke.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:25

So we're back from that rousing, thankful, game break.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:27

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:28

And Chelsey, it's your turn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:30

I'm so curious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:31

[laughs]

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:31

What is your [laughs] review for this week?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:35

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:36

This is so funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:37

[laughs]

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:37

So this review was actually sent to me by a friend, and usually we don't do five star

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:48

So, this is a five star review on Amazon for a Kleenex Trusted Everyday Facial Tissue.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:58

And it's for a 36 pack.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:01

This review is written by James.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:04

James has a middle initial, so I, I don't know what to do here, but I'm gonna say James OT, okay?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:11

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:11

[laughs]

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:11

So James OT.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:12

This subject is, 'a mother's struggle.' All right, here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:19

I want to start off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36 packs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:26

I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72 pack, sign me up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

This is how it goes in this house.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:43

First, the Kleenex disappears.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:46

Then, the toilet paper.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:47

Then, they go for the fabrics and you don't want to go there unless you're ready to

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:58

This used to be a good Christian home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:01

But it's not about moral judgment anymore.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:03

I'm way beyond that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:05

I'm in survival mode.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:07

If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:16

The other day I almost cut my hand on a sock.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:23

I'm sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

A woman has got to be practical.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky with their 45 minute

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:39

As if I'm going to walk in on them journaling?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:52

No one needs to ask me to knock anymore.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:55

I knock on the walls, I practically wear a cow bell!

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:00

I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me, I'm just trying to get through this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:06

The other day, my husband was watching me unload the groceries and he asks me,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:17

Hm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:18

I about knocked him off his chair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:24

[laughs]

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:26

James OT.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:26

[laughs]

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:27

Oy Gavelt!

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:30

Oh my goodness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:32

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:32

So-

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:32

What do you think, Trey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:33

I'm very curious here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:34

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:35

I wonder if this is one of those jokey reviews that

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:40

I do too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:41

That's one of the reasons why I wanted to bring it in today, because it's, it all felt

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:48

Like I said, I have friends send me reviews all the time and a lot of times I won't use them

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:56

But I thought in the spirit of Thanksgiving lightness, we would

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:03

I'm of two minds here, because I do feel ... like it, it

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:09

Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:09

Identifying as a mother.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:11

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

Ordering from like an account that is maybe a spouses name, or

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:17

... Chelsey Donn: Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:17

It, it it-

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:19

Or James could be a female name, I think I know a girl named James.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:25

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:26

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:26

Could be.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:27

That is very-

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:27

And the photo-

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:28

Possible.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:28

The photo, like on the left of the name James, it's like a cartoon, so it

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:36

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:36

It's a cartoon of a, someone skiing with um, a scarf that is

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:44

Just saying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:45

Oy!

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:45

But, it is so interesting to me how vividly they communicate what these tissues are

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:52

... Chelsey Donn: Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:53

Catching.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:54

Without ever stating what it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:58

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:58

Well it's sort of like the cherries.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:00

The cherries.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:00

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:02

Because they really skirted around it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:03

The first time I read this review, I'm going to be honest, because like I, like, you know, use

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:14

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:15

So I thought it was that, and then they kept reading and then I saw the

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:20

At first the stiff as aluminum, I was like, "What?"

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:23

I was like, "Wait, what?"

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:24

And then it was like, I almost cut my hand on the sock-

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:27

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:28

Sock.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:28

And it was like, "Oh Jesus."

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:29

Like then it's pretty clear.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:30

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:31

Um, but it's interesting to me because, ugh, I don't know

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:40

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:40

Or when you're crying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:42

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:42

But I, I recognize you could use it for cleaning up

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:47

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:48

So, but, it is interesting because I don't know how, I don't know if I can judge

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:02

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:03

Could give me a more descriptive assessment of-

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:07

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:07

How valuable the Kleenex is or not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:10

But I'm really getting from James OT-

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:13

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:13

Or whoever wrote this as a mother, that they're really going through a lot which

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:22

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:23

Maybe the Kleenex isn't that strong?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:26

If you're going through that many boxes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:29

I don't know, I think, I think the whole point is that she has teenage

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:35

That's really the-

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:36

You know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:36

Star of the review, more so than the Kleenex.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:38

Yes, oh my God, 100%.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:41

I think that clearly we're, we're going for humor here, but I liked it, like I

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:49

I liked James OT's, it almost felt like James OT was like I'm part of a secret society- that

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:11

I also think it's funny that the husband is completely oblivious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:15

Oh, of course.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:16

To what's going on, like you know, meanwhile the mom, like behind the

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:27

And that the mom is wearing cowbell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:29

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:29

The cowbell.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:29

And then ugh, do you think that this is like a common experience?

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:36

[laughs]

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:37

Um, ugh, it's so hard because I feel like this review is really all in good fun, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:42

Because similar to other-

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:44

I think so too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:44

Even when we were talking about the Pepto Bismol, it's like, you're probably

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:58

Right

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:59

You're probably just doing it because you need it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:01

So, I don't think it necessarily adds or retracts from somebody's willingness to order this product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:10

Correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:11

It is funny to me, Kleenex is one of those brands that just like, has become

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:21

Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:21

At least I did growing up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:22

Or like an ear cotton swab, I grew up calling those Q-Tips, even though

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:27

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:28

Or like-

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:28

Band-Aid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:29

A bandage, a Band-Aid.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:30

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:31

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:31

I just wanted to throw that out 'cause Kleenex.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:34

Kleenex.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:36

I mean-

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:36

Well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:36

Let's, I-I think that what also made me want to bring this review out for Thanksgiving

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:46

Yep.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:47

For selling these in 36 packs, and I think that really

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:53

It's like, if you don't want to hear my gratitude to Kleenex, then pass me by and don't read.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:01

But if you want to know why I'm taking this opportunity on a public forum to thank them,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:09

I mean, again, I don't know how my friend found this review 'cause it was just, it was texted

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:24

I mean-

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:24

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:24

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:25

That's absurd.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:26

My guess is that this was probably on like a Buzzfeed, or a list somewhere because,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:35

Maybe you can.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:36

The one I found does not show how many people found it helpful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:40

Oh really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:41

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:42

Whoever sent this to me sent like a proper, screenshot of the whole um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:49

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:50

That's really funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:51

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:51

I mean I feel like I can crown this, how about you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:53

I think I can crown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:55

Let's crown James OT.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:58

The Queens are Tabulating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:01

You ready?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:02

I'm ready.

VOICEOVER: 00:41:06

Total score.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:07

Okay, I'm holding up three and a half, and Chelsey's holding up three and a half.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:12

Three and a half!

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:13

Whoa, unams.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:14

Wow, we did it again, Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:17

Tell us why you gave James OT three and a half crowns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:19

I just did three and a half because it's a little bit more than middle of the road-

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:23

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:23

Because it is very funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:24

But, I don't know that the review is actually useful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:27

I think it is sort of like all in good fun and-

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:30

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:30

I am a little suspicious of why, it just doesn't seem that the author name doesn't

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:38

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:38

So for that reason, three and a half 'cause it gave me a good chuckle.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:41

How about you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:41

Agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:42

Yeah, I gave it three and half for the chuckle and the entertainment, and that

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:53

And so for that, I'm giving her the three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:56

Three and a half, well, I'm giving her three of the crowns, one for

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:03

And then I'm giving her an additional half crown just yeah, for the overall humor,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:18

Agreed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:19

So three and a half for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:20

Very fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:22

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:22

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:23

Well my Queen, here we are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:25

At our weekly moment of gratitude.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:28

Our most regal-

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:29

Portion of the show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:31

Everyday is Thanksgiving, or every week is Thanksgiving here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:34

That is true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:34

At Review that Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:36

An intentionality that was important to us.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:38

But today-

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:39

Yes, it's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:40

For our Thanksgiving episode, Chelsey, who are you inducting for-

VOICEOVER: 00:42:46

My Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:48

Okay Trey, I thought you'd never ask.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:49

So, I'm going to present this Royal Highness and I just need you to sit and

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:57

My Royal Highness today is going to go to you, Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:00

Ah!

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:00

To Trey Gerrald, my partner in crime.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:04

I am saying this without an expectation that I receive a nomination in return.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:09

Pft.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:09

I am giving this to you because you are the best friend and cohost ever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:15

You do so much for this podcast, you guys don't even know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:18

Trey is up until absurd hours editing all of our episodes and putting in so much work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:24

This podcast would never, ever happen in a million years without you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:28

I don't know where we would be if you weren't so amazing and had so many incredible skillsets

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:47

And I would be remiss to not take this Thanksgiving opportunity to express

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:57

And I love you and you are my Royal Highness, Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:07

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:07

It literally did not occur to me at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:10

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:10

That this might happen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:12

Um, but I'm very touched and um-

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:14

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:15

You know, as we always say, "I love that."

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:17

And um-

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:18

[laughs]

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:19

Trey Gerrald is one of a kind and um I concur.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:24

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:24

But thank you, I'm very touched, that's very sweet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:25

Aw.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:26

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:26

It's my honor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:27

So tell us Trey, who are you inducting today on this Thanksgiving eve?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:32

Well, I'm going to induct pumpkin pie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:35

Oh my god yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:36

So Chelsey got all real and serious and I straight up wrote down, pumpkin pie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:42

But that's okay because last, I think last week I did the robot

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:47

This is what we do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:49

Very, it's just very funny that you were very honest and

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:55

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:55

But it was mentioned earlier.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:57

I love pumpkin pie so fiercely.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:00

It is something that I really enjoy baking is not really like, I-I have done

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:08

[laughs] 'Once!'

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:08

and like you toast your, all these different nut medley that you

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:14

But then I also will just buy the Libby's canned pumpkin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:18

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:19

But I also love combining this little spices, you know, you can

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:27

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:27

I actually recommend getting the nutmeg, the cinnamon-

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

Doing it yourself.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:31

There's two other ones.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:33

You can sprinkle them into your coffee.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:36

Oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:37

Which is so good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:38

Anyway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:38

That sounds nice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:39

I love pumpkin pie, it's one of my favorite things about fall.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:42

Fall is my favorite season, and so I want to induct pumpkin pie because it

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:50

For that reason, pumpkin pie, you are my Thanksgiving addition, My Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:56

Guys, Trey also makes a good pumpkin pie, I said it earlier, but I did

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:03

That was very emotional for me, thank you for inducting me, that was very kind.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:07

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:08

Of course.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:09

I've been like waiting for the moment to be able to do this and it just felt like Thanksgiving

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:16

Me too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:17

With pumpkin pie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:18

Yeah, well obviously yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:20

Anyway, well you guys, Happy Thanksgiving.

VOICEOVER: 00:46:23

Listener Voicemail!

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:24

Ah!

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:24

Listener voicemail!

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:28

Dun-da-da-dun-dun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:28

Yay, it's been so long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:30

I've been waiting for this moment, thank you guys, thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:33

I can't wait to hear this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:34

Okay, so today we have a very unique Listener Voicemail.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:37

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:37

It is someone very close in Chelsey's life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:40

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:41

And they have so much that it actually is a two part voicemail.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:49

From Jenny Hoof.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:51

Oh, it's from Hoof.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:52

Yay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:53

Guys, just so you know, Jenny Hoof was my college roommate and she's awesome,

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:59

Let's hear it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:00

Here we go.

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:01

Hi, this is Jenny and I have a complaint to lodge.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:05

Okay.

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:06

I suppose you could say my largest complaint is with the

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:12

But, I feel like we don't really have time to get into that so, I'll be a little more specific.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:16

Okay.

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:17

My complaint is with patient portals.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:20

Oh yeah.

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:20

And online communication between a patient and a doctor.

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:26

Well last week I had doctors appointment and I had to get a referral for that doctors

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:48

Totally fine, you know?

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:49

But then a couple weeks later, I have my appointment.

Jenny Hoof: 00:47:52

When I receive an email from the new doctor explaining that they haven't

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:06

Now why couldn't my primary care physician have just emailed that to the new doctor, why is

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:13

Hm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:14

Yeah.

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:14

Number two, who has the time to do that?

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:17

So I call back and I say can I print this and bring it in person?

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:19

And they're like, "Here's my email address."

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:22

And I'm like, "I really think it would just be easier to print it and bring it in person."

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:26

Meanwhile, I finally go through the task of another 15 minutes

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:33

After that, I get another email from the new doctor that's asking me to fill out my

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:40

Yes.

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:40

I'm already 45 minutes in the hole and I haven't even gotten any healthcare.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:43

[laughs]

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:44

So, but I know, in my mind, that I'm going to get there and I'm going to sit

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:49

I've never been to a doctors office where there hasn't been one.

Jenny Hoof: 00:48:52

So doesn't it stand to reason that-

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:54

Ah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:55

Oh, she got cut off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:57

Hoof can talk, I love Hoof so much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:59

She, like, when, the first time I ever called Jenny, because I found out she was my roommate,

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:09

[ laughs]

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:09

This is Jenny, this is part two of my complaint.

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:12

Sorry I have a lot to say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:13

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:14

Yeah.

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:14

So doesn't it stand to reason that I'm sitting in the waiting room for this and in

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:19

I mean that is the time that I've already blocked off in my life to go see-

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:23

Yes.

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:23

The doctor.

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:23

So why do I have to spend another 15 minutes filling out this paper work, or 20 or whatever

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:34

Ugh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:34

Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:34

Hm.

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:34

It just drives me crazy.

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:35

It just doesn't make sense to me.

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:37

It's, can I just talk to the doctor, can I just get in there-

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:39

[laughs]

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:39

And have my appointment, we handle all the details in person, Aside from that, if

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:50

[laughs]

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:50

And I can't even get access to and then I have to reset my, so

Jenny Hoof: 00:49:57

I miss the days of healthcare being simple and in person-

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:01

Hm.

Jenny Hoof: 00:50:01

And personal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:02

Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Jenny Hoof: 00:50:02

And doctors taking their time and, like give me a phone call, I mean.

Jenny Hoof: 00:50:07

Ugh, I don't know.

Jenny Hoof: 00:50:08

I don't know how we fix it.

Jenny Hoof: 00:50:09

I don't think it's going to get better anytime soon, but, that's my complaint.

Jenny Hoof: 00:50:13

I stand by it, and I thank you for listening.

Jenny Hoof: 00:50:16

Again, thank you so much for this outlet, um, gosh, American healthcare man, am I right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:22

Yeah.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:23

Lodge A Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:25

Complaint lodged Jenny, we hear you girl.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:28

I have a lot to say on this subject.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:30

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:30

This might bleed over into the Patreon but-

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:32

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:33

I um, recently declared a new primary care physician and um-

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:37

Congratulations, mazel tov.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:39

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:39

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:39

And um, they don't have a portal.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:42

And that was really shocking to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:44

Was that like, a plus for you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:46

Well, it, it occurred to me when the doctor handed me a written prescription.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:51

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:52

That I was like, oh, like you're not going to just like this isn't just gonna-

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:55

Put it in a portal.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:56

Well it's not just gonna like go to CVS and then I'll go and pick up my thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:59

Oh, oh, oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:00

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:00

Like I have to take this piece of paper, that felt very

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:05

Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:05

But I've also encountered the opposite end where I had probably

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:12

Mm-hmm [affirmative].

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:13

They wouldn't answer phone calls.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:15

Oh yeah?

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:15

It was all through a live chat on the portal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:17

Ugh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:18

And it was the most infuriating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:20

I lost my mind.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:22

Like I left that doctor because-

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:24

Because of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:25

Because it was so maddening.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:26

Because it was literally this to the extreme.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:28

So-

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:28

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:29

Jenny I totally concur with this complaint.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:32

I think there is a happy middle here but I-I also understand, you're sitting in the waiting

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:40

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:41

I hear you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:42

I just think some of these industries, maybe they should remain analog.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:45

Yeah I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:46

I feel for jenny in that regard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:48

Thank you for the voicemail Jenny, we appreciate it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:51

We concur.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:52

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:52

And um, it's led to a great conversation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:55

If you want to be featured on the show, call and leave us a voicemail.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:58

You can lodge a complaint just like Jenny did, you can also induct someone for My Royal

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:04

Our voicemail is always open and ready for your love.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:08

So true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:09

All right, my queen, we've done it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:12

This is another round on the RU a RQ Ferris wheel of Thanksgiving love.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:19

If you like what you heard, do us a Thanksgiving favor and tell a friend.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:23

Share with your family over the Thanksgiving table.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:25

somebody says, are you in a relationship, or asks you one of those questions that you don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:37

[laughs]

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:37

Just a thought.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:38

Oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:38

And if you didn't like what you heard, go ahead and tell an enemy when you're at the

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:47

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