Episode 23
Episode 23: Interior Designer / Yankee Candle Company
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This week Chelsey brings in a 1 Star Review for Design Works on Houzz (a show first!) and Trey shares a 1 Star Review from Trustpilot for Yankee Candle Company. The Queens unearth childhood trauma, discuss the universally understood Honking Language, toot-toot, and try to fit 30 inches inside a 27 inch hole. We respect the asking, not the ALL CAPS!
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Hey Queens.
Trey Gerrald:Here's a quick editing note.
Trey Gerrald:This week Chelsey was in town and we recorded with her in my guest bedroom,
Trey Gerrald:So you will notice that her audio quality is just a touch echo-y.
Trey Gerrald:I apologize.
Trey Gerrald:It's completely my fault.
Trey Gerrald:We will do better moving forward.
Trey Gerrald:Regardless, this is a very fun episode.
Trey Gerrald:Bear with us.
Trey Gerrald:Next week everything goes back to normal audio wise, and we love you for listening.
Trey Gerrald:Enjoy the show.
Trey Gerrald:[Theme Song]
VOICEOVER:Ah.,
Chelsey Donn:Hi.
Trey Gerrald:Hello.
Trey Gerrald:Oh, look at you in that that fancy bedroom.
Chelsey Donn:I wonder where I could be with this fancy lighting.
Chelsey Donn:That's very similar to yours.
Trey Gerrald:Anyway.
Trey Gerrald:Hello everyone.
Trey Gerrald:Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing
Chelsey Donn:Reviews!
Chelsey Donn:We're just like Siskel & Ebert, only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we
Trey Gerrald:That's Chelsey, Donn.
Chelsey Donn:And that's Trey Gerrald.
Trey Gerrald:And together we're
VOICEOVER:The Review Queens!
Trey Gerrald:OMG Chelsey.
Trey Gerrald:You are in my guest bedroom and you are wearing my blue light blocking glasses.
Trey Gerrald:And you are looking very chic.
Trey Gerrald:Might I say?
Chelsey Donn:Thank you!
Chelsey Donn:It's always nice to have a new pair.
Chelsey Donn:I'm home visiting my family.
Chelsey Donn:It's my sister.
Chelsey Donn:Sorry, my sister's daughter.
Chelsey Donn:That's a weird way of saying my niece.
Chelsey Donn:It's like my niece and my dad's birthday's both the same day.
Chelsey Donn:So it's a two for one.
Chelsey Donn:And I came in for that and my niece had a unicorn Barbie yoga birthday.
Trey Gerrald:Wow.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Very specific!
Chelsey Donn:But she loves them all equally.
Chelsey Donn:So she just had to go for a three for one.
Chelsey Donn:And I just think it's amazing that a kid would want to do yoga for their birthday.
Chelsey Donn:Like I can't imagine ever being like, 'let's do a workout class!' But good for her, you know?
Trey Gerrald:Oh my Gosh.
Chelsey Donn:She's adorable.
Chelsey Donn:How was your week?
Trey Gerrald:I've had a good week.
Trey Gerrald:You know, we got really were recording on a Thursday.
Trey Gerrald:'Tell me on a Sunday, please.' I don't know why I just thought of that.
Trey Gerrald:I've had a good week.
Trey Gerrald:It's uh, another wonderful, like fall weather time, I'm wearing a sweater.
Trey Gerrald:It's a little hot.
Trey Gerrald:It's a little hot for it, but I'm like so into it.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:It's been a good week.
Trey Gerrald:I'm happy to be back and recording with you my Queen.
Chelsey Donn:I'm so happy to be here too.
Chelsey Donn:I got a couple of new sweaters too.
Chelsey Donn:It's like as soon as it starts to get even the littlest bit chilly, you're like, I
Chelsey Donn:I'm wearing as like very preppy attire.
Trey Gerrald:It looks that!
Chelsey Donn:Thank you.
Chelsey Donn:I had an audition earlier where I was playing a manager and this was,
Trey Gerrald:Wow.
Trey Gerrald:I feel like this podcast gives you a lot of experience with channeling management.
Chelsey Donn:It's true.
Chelsey Donn:It is true.
Chelsey Donn:It is true.
Chelsey Donn:It was interesting to be on the other side, I will say.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Um, and with that in mind, Trey, do you have a complaint that you would like to Lodge
Trey Gerrald:Yes, Manager.
Trey Gerrald:I need your attention because I'm here to
VOICEOVER:Lodge a Complaint
Trey Gerrald:against nightmares.
Chelsey Donn:Ah, terrible.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:So this actually happened, and this is following our, um, home state episode
Trey Gerrald:And I don't know if you ever have this, but I have this recurring, it's sometimes
Trey Gerrald:trauma from my high school, you know, there were 15 of us, five of us were cut.
Trey Gerrald:So it always felt like you were unsafe, which I am owning that that is my experience.
Trey Gerrald:And I'm gonna talk about it.
Trey Gerrald:So.
Chelsey Donn:Own it.
Chelsey Donn:Queen!
Trey Gerrald:I...
Trey Gerrald:thank you.
Trey Gerrald:So I still to this day will have nightmares.
Trey Gerrald:Like, this literally happened earlier this week and I texted two of my friends that
Trey Gerrald:It was like you would go into this board room and sit at the end of a huge conference table-
Chelsey Donn:We called them juries in college.
Chelsey Donn:Is it the same, same idea?
Trey Gerrald:Similar.
Trey Gerrald:But um, you didn't have to do a performance.
Trey Gerrald:It was like, sort of, they just were sort of like evaluating you on the entire semester,
Chelsey Donn:Well, a jury.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:But they would ask us to do stuff.
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:So this was based on all of the performances throughout the, like working in the classes.
Chelsey Donn:It was just like a one-on-one meeting assessment.
Trey Gerrald:With every faculty member.
Trey Gerrald:And you.
Chelsey Donn:Wow.
Trey Gerrald:At a board table and they would, each teacher had
Trey Gerrald:- Chelsey Donn: At a board table?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, it was a literal boardroom, like you're doing 'don't fuck
Trey Gerrald:- Chelsey Donn: That's nightmarish.
Trey Gerrald:It was, and each teacher had their own set of rosters for like their disciplines.
Trey Gerrald:And you would sit there.
Trey Gerrald:And I remember being so traumatized that I illegally brought in a
Trey Gerrald:To record them berating me because I thought I would like sue them or something.
Trey Gerrald:This is like we're in the weeds.
Trey Gerrald:They were always great.
Trey Gerrald:They always were never mean to me.
Trey Gerrald:They just never thought I was spectacular enough to like, be a huge success, which whatever.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:I just never, it doesn't matter, but so I still have these nightmares.
Trey Gerrald:The other day, I had a nightmare that I was preparing to go in for this adjudication.
Trey Gerrald:And they had suddenly there were 10 strangers and there were all alternates
Trey Gerrald:So I texted my friends, Lucinda and Lauren, and were like 'another high school nightmare.' And
Trey Gerrald:I'm lodging that cause nightmares, especially when they wake you up and you're like in
Chelsey Donn:Yeah!
Trey Gerrald:I guess there's some repressed trauma I'm realizing as I'm speaking this
Trey Gerrald:Why do our brains do that?
Trey Gerrald:Like, the mind is so miraculous, like we're processing all of the stuff
Trey Gerrald:And this is, you know, I graduated high school in '04, so this is like, deep-rooted.
Trey Gerrald:I don't know why my mind is still trying to work that out, but I'm, I'm lodging
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Not a good feeling.
Chelsey Donn:Also.
Chelsey Donn:I just feel like in my nightmares, there's always some challenge that I need to
Chelsey Donn:It's like, it's an unsolvable mystery.
Chelsey Donn:That's why.
Trey Gerrald:I also have a lot of frequent nightmares where my teeth fall out.
Trey Gerrald:That happens a lot to me.
Trey Gerrald:I have that a lot.
Chelsey Donn:A lot?
Chelsey Donn:That, that one, I mean, we can talk about this on the, on the, uh, Patreon, but that,
Trey Gerrald:I've heard that.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:We can talk about later.
Trey Gerrald:I'm gonna make a note.
Trey Gerrald:What about you?
Trey Gerrald:What do you want to Lodge A Complaint against?
Chelsey Donn:Thank you for asking.
Chelsey Donn:I want a Lodge, A Complaint.
Chelsey Donn:Now I know I complain a lot about driving it's because I live in LA and
Chelsey Donn:So I don't know why I feel like I need to preface this complaint with this,
Chelsey Donn:We all have somewhere to go.
Chelsey Donn:And I'm someone that is very much like let's all get there as quickly and safely.
Chelsey Donn:As possible.
Chelsey Donn:So that being said, I really hate it when I'm driving and you can make a right turn on red.
Chelsey Donn:And someone's behind you and they're honking at you.
Trey Gerrald:Oh my God.
Chelsey Donn:The light is red.
Chelsey Donn:It's an option.
Chelsey Donn:Is it not?
Chelsey Donn:It's an option to turn right on red and I'm not turning right at that very moment.
Chelsey Donn:Cause it's not safe because there's a pedestrian walking or there's a car coming.
Chelsey Donn:There's a reason why I'm just not turning right.
Chelsey Donn:Like if the road was wide and clear and open and it was red and I was able
Chelsey Donn:So it's just so obnoxious to me when there are people that will honk at me to turn and, and
Chelsey Donn:Does this happen to you?
Trey Gerrald:I feel like you always Lodge A Complaint and it triggers like something
Trey Gerrald:But now in New Jersey, it's both.
Trey Gerrald:Sometimes you'll have a no turn on red.
Trey Gerrald:And sometimes you can.
Chelsey Donn:And same in LA.
Trey Gerrald:So I get so stressed out anytime I am at the light in the turn lane, because-
Chelsey Donn:Like you're the first position?
Trey Gerrald:Cause I can't tell if it is illegal or not.
Trey Gerrald:'cause in New York.
Trey Gerrald:you just can't ever.
Trey Gerrald:So I'm like so accustomed to that.
Trey Gerrald:And then I start literally getting so worked up like, oh no, there's a car coming.
Trey Gerrald:It's behind me.
Trey Gerrald:It's on my bumper.
Trey Gerrald:Am I supposed to turn them on?
Trey Gerrald:I start.
Trey Gerrald:And then they honk at you.
Trey Gerrald:And then you're like, what am I, you know, it's like helpless.
Trey Gerrald:I feel helpless.
Trey Gerrald:So yes, I totally recognize
Chelsey Donn:I mean, also there's like a honking language, you know, like there's like
Trey Gerrald:toot!
Chelsey Donn:Maybe this person.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Like a, "toot toot!"
Chelsey Donn:Maybe this person didn't realize they're supposed to turn on red.
Chelsey Donn:I'm fine with a little toot, but like a full bleeeeh, like honk, like, yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Like that is so inappropriate when the light is red.
Trey Gerrald:I agree.
Chelsey Donn:Anyway, Complaint Lodged.
Trey Gerrald:That got me.
Trey Gerrald:You got me with that.
Chelsey Donn:I'm glad.
Chelsey Donn:I'm glad.
Chelsey Donn:It's not just me because man, I got so annoyed the other day, right before I left LA it happened.
Chelsey Donn:And I was just like, I can't with you.
Trey Gerrald:Did you bottom out your car?
Chelsey Donn:I didn't bottom out my car.
Trey Gerrald:Okay good.
Chelsey Donn:Thank goodness.
Trey Gerrald:Well, I'm glad that we're laughing.
Trey Gerrald:Why don't we take this laughter and channel it and just some online reviews.
Trey Gerrald:How do you feel about that?
Chelsey Donn:Oh, my God, they feel so good about that.
Trey Gerrald:Good.
Chelsey Donn:How do you feel?
Trey Gerrald:I feel ready.
Trey Gerrald:I feel ready to read.
Chelsey Donn:I feel ready.
Chelsey Donn:I didn't stretch, but I'm ready.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:So as you all know, Chelsey and I are your trusty Review Queens.
Trey Gerrald:We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.
Chelsey Donn:We read you the review.
Chelsey Donn:We break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from one to five crowns.
Chelsey Donn:It's a very Regal process that we call
VOICEOVER:Assess that Kvetch!
Trey Gerrald:And Chelsey my girl, you first, today.
Chelsey Donn:I'm first?!
Chelsey Donn:I'm so honored!
Trey Gerrald:Take it away.
Trey Gerrald:RQ
VOICEOVER:Review That Review.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:You guys, I am coming at you today with a brand new source, cause I just
Chelsey Donn:So this review is from Houzz.
Chelsey Donn:It's spelled H O U Z Z.
Chelsey Donn:It's a one stop shop for all of your designer needs and you can hire a designer from there.
Chelsey Donn:And then I think they even have their own products a little bit.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:And it's like a, a staple for commercials on HGTV.
Chelsey Donn:Sure.
Chelsey Donn:So this review is from Houzz and it is for a design company called Design Works.
Chelsey Donn:Uh, it is a one-star review.
Chelsey Donn:Interestingly written by S&W Investments, LLC.
Chelsey Donn:And that's S ampersand W.
Trey Gerrald:Oh.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Chelsey Donn:So let's hear it.
Chelsey Donn:Shall we?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah!
Chelsey Donn:Do not hire Design Works.
Chelsey Donn:Robin doesn't care about the finished product.
Chelsey Donn:Only cares about the money she'll make.
Chelsey Donn:On the day of install, which should have been the completion day.
Chelsey Donn:She only had two thirds of the furniture in, only put up half of the decor needed to fill the home.
Chelsey Donn:And there was no artwork.
Chelsey Donn:She also waited to order the bath accessories until two days before install.
Chelsey Donn:So they were over two weeks late.
Chelsey Donn:Then she never came back to finish the project.
Chelsey Donn:We got tired off making the phone calls, asking when things would get done and only
Chelsey Donn:We started working with her six months before the home was finished.
Chelsey Donn:So it wasn't a case of rush deadlines by any means.
Chelsey Donn:She's considered a distributor for some of the furniture lines.
Chelsey Donn:And we had a few items with defects for issues.
Chelsey Donn:She ignores our calls and emails, asking for the items to be fixed.
Chelsey Donn:She never treats you like the client or cares about doing a good job.
Chelsey Donn:Her excuse is always, 'welcome to my world.'
Chelsey Donn:She ordered pieces that don't fit or are completely off the color scheme, bar stools
Chelsey Donn:A yellow cream headboard in a completely white and gray room.
Trey Gerrald:Eww!
Chelsey Donn:Be aware of this designer.
Chelsey Donn:She asks for her fee to be paid in full 12 weeks after signing the contract,
Chelsey Donn:And then doesn't finish the project and doesn't care.
Chelsey Donn:S&W!
Trey Gerrald:Okay, wait, I'm very curious by this username S & W Investments, LLC.
Trey Gerrald:It's very ballsy to leave this review with like your LLC, which
Trey Gerrald:very extremely.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:They're not hiding or are they?
Trey Gerrald:But see.
Trey Gerrald:That's also what I'm wondering..
Trey Gerrald:like, S&W Investments, do you think that this is like a rich person's like investment
Trey Gerrald:Or do you like, do you think this is, do you think that S and w had one home that they're living in
Chelsey Donn:I think that's a good question.
Chelsey Donn:I had the same thought when I saw S & W Investments, LLC, as the writer of this Review.
Chelsey Donn:Cause I thought that sounds like a business, not a personal home, but then when they're talking
Chelsey Donn:Or would you kind of know...?
Trey Gerrald:I mean, I was curious, like, if, if they didn't have that username,
Trey Gerrald:So maybe it's a little, like, it doesn't matter actually, but I was just taken by
Chelsey Donn:I know.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:I have personally dealt with renovations on, two separate properties, like full reno.
Trey Gerrald:The whole thing.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:And designers are a little bit different.
Trey Gerrald:It's usually like construction people are-
Chelsey Donn:Was this a reno?
Trey Gerrald:No, we, it was fully done, but no one ever sticks to a timeline in that world.
Trey Gerrald:You know, my sister was a property manager and like timelines are like a joke.
Trey Gerrald:No, one's trying to honor the timeline that they tell you.
Trey Gerrald:Designers is a different situation though.
Trey Gerrald:You know, it's all about ordering and like addressing the lead time so
Trey Gerrald:So that's very interesting, the whole conversation about the designer is a distributor for the thing.
Trey Gerrald:And then there's defects.
Trey Gerrald:Like, it all seems very complicated because you obviously want to use the
Chelsey Donn:Correct.
Trey Gerrald:I mean, it makes me feel a little nerv...
Trey Gerrald:I mean, it makes the communication, the fact that like communication ceased until payment
Trey Gerrald:That's very, that's very hard for Trey personally, to bounce back from, like, I
Trey Gerrald:I'm never, that is a deal breaker to me.
Trey Gerrald:The whole thing about being paid 12 weeks after contract, like that's
Trey Gerrald:You've got to read these contracts because that if that's in the contract, well then there you go.
Trey Gerrald:Like, you should have looked at that.
Trey Gerrald:That's like sort of tricky, tricky, but like, if you're not gonna like speak, like you are
Trey Gerrald:The whole, the whole thing about a 30 inch table with a 27 inch stool.
Trey Gerrald:That is so funny to me.
Trey Gerrald:That's a three inch gap.
Chelsey Donn:I know how horrible for your knees.
Chelsey Donn:I mean, the one thing I will say, I think there was some timeline stuff with S&W that was a bit
Chelsey Donn:So first they say they started working with her over her Robin at Design Works
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Chelsey Donn:Right?
Chelsey Donn:So I'm wondering at what point they sign the contract.
Chelsey Donn:Now, the reason why I feel like this is important is because they say that it needs to be paid
Chelsey Donn:Now, if we're looking at six months and we're looking at 12 weeks, so 12 weeks is three months.
Chelsey Donn:So did they wait three months to sign the contract?
Chelsey Donn:Because how are they?
Chelsey Donn:They said that things went wrong and then we started to hold on the payment.
Chelsey Donn:You know what I mean?
Chelsey Donn:So I'm wondering.
Chelsey Donn:When, when was the whole timeframe, because if we, if we started, if we agreed to work with
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:I wonder if there's a deposit that's required and then the entire payment
Trey Gerrald:So maybe, they were in the process?
Chelsey Donn:Maybe.
Chelsey Donn:But I'm just saying still the time that doesn't really add up.
Trey Gerrald:That is true.
Trey Gerrald:Good point!
Chelsey Donn:They started working with her six months before the home was finished, and then they
Chelsey Donn:So maybe they didn't, I just I'm confused at how we stopped payment.
Chelsey Donn:If we're asked to pay in full.
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:Unless it's in escrow?
Chelsey Donn:Oh, I guess so.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe.
Trey Gerrald:When is this review, by the way?
Trey Gerrald:Like what year is it?
Chelsey Donn:2020.
Trey Gerrald:Because you know, the pandemic really caused a whole problem with delivery.
Trey Gerrald:True.
Chelsey Donn:Here, but here's the problem with that.
Chelsey Donn:People understood that in 2020, I don't, I can't give S&W credit or not, but it seems like
Chelsey Donn:Like if Robin had been communicating with them and said, 'I'm so sorry, things are
Chelsey Donn:Robin just went ghosted them.
Chelsey Donn:That's what I'm getting.
Trey Gerrald:It's also interesting to me that, like they said that half
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Because what I'm curious about is like, was there not a virtual design?
Trey Gerrald:Like saying that some of the stuff was like cream and the room is grey.
Trey Gerrald:Wasn't there an itemized list of like, this is what's, this is the
Trey Gerrald:It's a little surprising to me that S & W did not know the color until it was in the property.
Chelsey Donn:Agreed.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I mean, what, where, where is S & W's responsibility within this?
Chelsey Donn:If, if anywhere, even with the ordering of the bathroom items.
Chelsey Donn:Was there a list where they were supposed to order the bath accessories and then they, flubbed and
Chelsey Donn:So they were two weeks late.
Chelsey Donn:Or do you think we forgot to ask about the bath accessories thinking that Robin
Chelsey Donn:And then that was a flub.
Trey Gerrald:Well, yeah, I mean, I, I think it's very clear there was breakdown
Chelsey Donn:For sure.
Trey Gerrald:The no artwork thing.
Trey Gerrald:It's like, how do you start design?
Trey Gerrald:I mean, every designer has their own process, but like you hire a designer to take the lead.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:And you hit renderings.
Trey Gerrald:You would think.
Chelsey Donn:And I also understand the whole idea of needing a hard deadline
Chelsey Donn:And so, like you're saying, I'm wondering, where were the renderings?
Chelsey Donn:How come we didn't know that the colors were going to be completely off?
Chelsey Donn:Was it that Robin was assuring us, that they weren't going to be.
Chelsey Donn:And then when they were in the space, it was like, whoa, that doesn't look right.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Because I'm also curious about the scope of the project, but that just, again,
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:And I gotta say, I, I know we've, we've touched on this, but there's nothing
Chelsey Donn:Like they just want to get the money from you.
Chelsey Donn:They're not interested in doing the job.
Chelsey Donn:You're just another number on their list and they don't care.
Chelsey Donn:And then as soon as they get their money, they're gone.
Chelsey Donn:Never to be heard of again, like.
Chelsey Donn:Terrible.
Chelsey Donn:And for, for that, I will say, sorry, Design Works, but if I read this Review and I was
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:It is very red flaggy.
Trey Gerrald:What is the spelling and grammar like from S & W?
Chelsey Donn:It's pretty good, except for that one
Chelsey Donn:- Trey Gerrald: of!
Chelsey Donn:Off instead of of, yeah.
Trey Gerrald:That's so interesting to add an extra letter.
Trey Gerrald:It's usually the reverse.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I dunno.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe they, there was a problem with the F key, but they, they, uh, they
Chelsey Donn:A lot of caps.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I noticed that in the beginning.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I guess my question is like, I'm not really sure how to gauge if this is
Chelsey Donn:Oh!
Chelsey Donn:I totally, I, sorry, I forgot to mention, there are a couple of images along with
Chelsey Donn:Like there, it's touching the lip of the table, basically, so terrible on that.
Chelsey Donn:And then just, yeah, the color of the yellowish headboard or whatever it is, um, next to the wall.
Chelsey Donn:Well, it does look pretty bad.
Trey Gerrald:See, those are like the Barstool situation is such a like rudimentary mistake.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:It's like, it does make me question like a, it could just be like a total fluke
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:And also in terms of customer service, I feel like designers back in the day, especially these
Chelsey Donn:was sort of word of mouth, like some Susie from the neighborhood.
Chelsey Donn:But now that we have places like Houzz.
Chelsey Donn:I just think you have to be so careful with your customer service.
Chelsey Donn:You can't just drop the ball because if Robin keeps doing this with everybody
Chelsey Donn:So this is not a good move.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Not a good move, Robin.
Trey Gerrald:I think I can crown this.
Chelsey Donn:I'm ready to crown.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, let's do it.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort to
VOICEOVER:The Queens are Tabulating.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:You ready?
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
VOICEOVER:Total Score!
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:I had a feeling this was going to happen.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Trey is holding up four crowns.
Chelsey Donn:I'm holding up three and a half crowns.
Chelsey Donn:Trey defend your four crowns.
Trey Gerrald:I said four because I am really feeling influenced and
Trey Gerrald:I mean, it's a one side of the story, but I do think that there, it just would make
Trey Gerrald:I'm the customer.
Trey Gerrald:The timeline is a red flag.
Trey Gerrald:Like half of it being delivered on time is a an issue.
Trey Gerrald:The fact that like the scope of the project could take longer than the
Trey Gerrald:That just feels a little fishy to me.
Trey Gerrald:Like it just a little like intentionally like catching you in a way.
Trey Gerrald:And I don't know, the bar stool thing is just so funny to me.
Trey Gerrald:And it's such a like...
Trey Gerrald:that's like an amateur mistake.
Trey Gerrald:So I said four crowns, cause I feel like the impact of this is
Trey Gerrald:What about you?
Trey Gerrald:Why did you do three and a half?
Chelsey Donn:I did three and a half.
Chelsey Donn:I agree with everything that you said.
Chelsey Donn:I took away one and a half crowns.
Chelsey Donn:Cause one, I just didn't, it wasn't an entertaining Review!
Chelsey Donn:I wasn't like bowled over Review Queen status.
Chelsey Donn:Like I love to be for my people that I make my Queens.
Chelsey Donn:Um, so I took off.
Chelsey Donn:some crowns for that.
Chelsey Donn:And then also just, I was a little confused about the timeline.
Trey Gerrald:Oh right!
Chelsey Donn:And the lack of personality in the S & W Investments, LLC.
Chelsey Donn:There is a photo next to it.
Chelsey Donn:That is a person looks kind of stock imagey to me.
Chelsey Donn:I know it didn't bring that up before, but I feel like there's just.
Chelsey Donn:There there's a lack of, um, personality.
Chelsey Donn:Like who am I?
Chelsey Donn:Who am I talking to here?
Chelsey Donn:That's why I took away the extra half crown for that.
Chelsey Donn:So three and a half crowns for S & W but completely agree.
Chelsey Donn:Sorry, Design Works.
Chelsey Donn:That's going to be a no for me, dog.
Trey Gerrald:Good job.
Trey Gerrald:Fun review!
Chelsey Donn:Thanks!
Chelsey Donn:From a new place.
Trey Gerrald:I know!
Chelsey Donn:Okay, so let's take a quick break.
Chelsey Donn:And when we come back, we can get into RQ-T's review, which I can't wait for.
Trey Gerrald:Love it!
Trey Gerrald:BRB,
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VOICEOVER:We'll be right back.
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VOICEOVER:Who let the dogs out?
VOICEOVER:Who let them out?
Trey Gerrald:Whee-Ooo-Wee-Ooo!
Trey Gerrald:It's One-Star-Zinger time!
Trey Gerrald:Chelsey let's get ready for a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round!
Chelsey Donn:Yay!
VOICEOVER:'I don't feel like an icon.
VOICEOVER:Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an,.
VOICEOVER:A'..
Chelsey Donn:All right, Trey and I have each picked a rotten, scathing, pithy
Trey Gerrald:Just like Queen Meryl, who does it all!
Chelsey Donn:Before the clock runs out.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Trey.
Chelsey Donn:What's your zinger from today?
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:I have a One-Star-Zinger today from target.com for Arm and Hammer Advanced White Extreme
Chelsey Donn:Oh my God.
Chelsey Donn:These long titles.
Trey Gerrald:So the, this was written by Mama Lady.
Trey Gerrald:The subject is 'yuck' and the zinger is 'tastes very badly on impact and even worse after.
Trey Gerrald:I cried.'
Chelsey Donn:Oh this is a long one, Trey!
Chelsey Donn:She cried over the toothpaste.
Trey Gerrald:Apparently.
Chelsey Donn:That's some bad toothpaste if it's leading to tears.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:So you are strapped into like a tape dispenser.
Trey Gerrald:Great.
Chelsey Donn:Right?
Chelsey Donn:It seems sort of horse like?
Trey Gerrald:I'm going to get stuck on ya.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Let's get started.
Chelsey Donn:You ready?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah!
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
VOICEOVER:3, 2, 1, GO!
VOICEOVER:Breaking news takes very badly on impact on even worst after I cried pop star
VOICEOVER:Courtroom
VOICEOVER:drama packed and even worse after a crowd
VOICEOVER:auctioneer, after I fired lifetime
VOICEOVER:teaser, especially on impact, even worse after I cried.
VOICEOVER:That's all!
Chelsey Donn:Oh my god, I'll give that to you just, cause I love seeing you do that..
Trey Gerrald:My courtroom was like Inherit The Wind.
Trey Gerrald:So southern.
Chelsey Donn:I know it was very specific.
Chelsey Donn:I love, I love the how southern you can get with these and still have them be a specific effect.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:That's five, Trey.
Chelsey Donn:Wow.
Chelsey Donn:Good job for such a long one.
Chelsey Donn:That's amazing
Trey Gerrald:Thank you!
Trey Gerrald:That really went fast for me.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:How about you, Chels?
Trey Gerrald:What is your One-Star-Zinger for today?
Chelsey Donn:Thank you for asking.
Chelsey Donn:So my zinger is from Amazon and it is for a burrito blanket.
Chelsey Donn:You know, those
Chelsey Donn:- Trey Gerrald: I hate you.
Chelsey Donn:You keep finding these absurd gag gifts on Amazon.
Chelsey Donn:I have a whole reserve.
Chelsey Donn:I was going to do target.
Chelsey Donn:And then I was like, 'let me pull one of the gag gifts out.' So this is for.
Chelsey Donn:I just think these are so funny, like, I, I can't imagine someone that would want
Chelsey Donn:It's kind of great.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Anyway, so this One-Star-Zinger is written by Leslie.
Chelsey Donn:And Leslie.
Chelsey Donn:The subject is 'misleading!' And their review is, 'nothing like the picture, not even close, Boo!'
Trey Gerrald:Oh, dear.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:So today you're going to be strapping in, on a giant staple gun.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:Oh my God.
Chelsey Donn:I'm a little afraid of those, but I love it.
Chelsey Donn:It makes me feel powerful.
Trey Gerrald:All right, you're ready?
Chelsey Donn:Yes, I'm ready.
VOICEOVER:3, 2, 1, GO!
VOICEOVER:Shakespeare.
VOICEOVER:The picture, not even close.
VOICEOVER:Ooh,
VOICEOVER:opera
VOICEOVER:singer pop star.
VOICEOVER:Nothing like the picture
VOICEOVER:romcom, nothing
VOICEOVER:like the picture I don't even close.
Trey Gerrald:Oh my God.
Trey Gerrald:The way you sang boo.
VOICEOVER:That's All!
Trey Gerrald:That killed me.
Trey Gerrald:Wait, you got five too.
Chelsey Donn:Tie!
Chelsey Donn:I love when we tie
Trey Gerrald:Alright.
Trey Gerrald:Good for us.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
VOICEOVER:Review That Review.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:We are back from that rousing game break.
Chelsey Donn:And it's your turn?
Chelsey Donn:Trey.
Trey Gerrald:I knew you were going to say rousing.
Trey Gerrald:I just knew it.
Chelsey Donn:I'm feeling very staple guny still.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Where is your review from this week, Trey?
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Today I have a one star review from trustpilot for the world famous Yankee Candle Company.
Chelsey Donn:Mmm!
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:And this is written by B Tattan.
Chelsey Donn:Just the letter B?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:B...
Trey Gerrald:T A T T A N.
Chelsey Donn:T T A N...!
Trey Gerrald:But when I first read it, I thought it was B Tatlin'.
Trey Gerrald:Like "Be Tattle Tale'n!.
Trey Gerrald:Tatlin!
Chelsey Donn:Oh!
Chelsey Donn:Be tat..I'll be tat and be Tatlin on, on Yankee Candle though.
Chelsey Donn:That's a good one.
Chelsey Donn:I like that.
Trey Gerrald:The subject is, all caps, FRAUD!, YANKEE CANDLE FRAUD!
Chelsey Donn:Okay!
Trey Gerrald:Okay, here we go.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:FRAUD!
Trey Gerrald:DO NOT BUY FROM YANKEE CANDLE!
Trey Gerrald:They send emails with FAKE promotions and deny every portion of it.
Trey Gerrald:The representative, Nicole, was very sweet and I feel bad that she was placed in this position.
Trey Gerrald:I received an email from Yankee Candle at 8:32 on 8/28 that stated it was a BUY 1 GET 2 FREE.
Trey Gerrald:I bought TWO candles expecting that I would get FOUR candles if I bought two.
Trey Gerrald:This promotion had no code, ANYWHERE!
Trey Gerrald:Under each picture was written in RED, "BUY 2 JAR CANDLES AT REGULAR PRICE AND GET 2 FREE."
Trey Gerrald:I ordered TWO PUMPKIN SPICE CANDLES EXPECTING TO GET TWO FREE.
Trey Gerrald:There was no mention of the two free candles in the summary.
Trey Gerrald:I then called Yankee Candle to explain the issue I was having.
Trey Gerrald:I spoke to a lovely young lady named Nicole.
Trey Gerrald:Nicole asked for the promotion.
Trey Gerrald:And I told her that there was nothing at the top of the page.
Trey Gerrald:But, under each picture was a statement in RED indicating each candle featured was
Trey Gerrald:NOT SO!
Trey Gerrald:According to Nicole, if I wanted 2, I should have ordered FOUR!
Trey Gerrald:That point was never mentioned, NEVER!
Trey Gerrald:Nicole requested that I be sent the two candles that were part of the promotion and I think.
Trey Gerrald:However, at this point I had been trying for over an hour to get this thing done.
Trey Gerrald:I then informed her that YC should give me the order free of charge and she consulted with
Trey Gerrald:This ENTIRE PROMOTION IS A SCAM!
Trey Gerrald:Don't fall for any YC promotions.
Trey Gerrald:They have NO INTEGRITY and do not want the consumer to get any kind of a break.
Trey Gerrald:I am going to follow up with the complaint to the FCC.
Trey Gerrald:This company needs to be held accountable for lying.
Trey Gerrald:I wasted almost TWO HOURS trying to buy a candle!
Trey Gerrald:I feel bad for Nicole.
Trey Gerrald:Get out now and get a reputable job.
Trey Gerrald:You can do much better than this.
Chelsey Donn:I didn't like that exit line, but we'll talk about that later.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:B Tattan!
Chelsey Donn:B Tattan.
Chelsey Donn:So based on the read, I'm going to go ahead and assume that B Tattan used a lot of all
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:As I like started doing that, I was like, why did I start screaming these?
Trey Gerrald:Because this whole Review it's just screaming.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I had a feeling.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Now the offer was Buy 1, Get 1 Free or Buy 2, Get 1 Free.
Chelsey Donn:What was the offer?
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:That switches around.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:So they say the email that arrived at 8:32 on 8/28.
Trey Gerrald:Stated Buy 1, Get 2 Free.
Chelsey Donn:Buy 1, Get 2 Free.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:So they bought two expecting that they would get four.
Trey Gerrald:'Under each picture was written in red, Buy 2 jar candles at the regular price and get 2 free.'
Chelsey Donn:Hmm...okay.
Trey Gerrald:So they have just said that it's buy one, get two.
Trey Gerrald:And then they just said, it's buy two, get two.
Trey Gerrald:And then later they say to Nicole, buy one, get one jar candle free.
Trey Gerrald:That's three different promos.
Chelsey Donn:I'm not trying to be ageist, certainly, but I don't know why I get the
Trey Gerrald:Me too!
Chelsey Donn:Now while maybe there was some miscommunication here, it seems
Chelsey Donn:First, honestly, when you started reading this Review, Trey, I thought that the email
Chelsey Donn:And they're like click here for this promo, but then you click there and it takes you to like,
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:My thing is that if there was a promo would, okay.
Chelsey Donn:If there was a promo and it said, buy two, get two free.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:And you're, you, Trey, would you put four in your cart or would you put two?
Trey Gerrald:See?
Trey Gerrald:I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:Cause now I think I'm just confused from this Review!
Trey Gerrald:because I would look at, I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:I don't know if I would, but there's no code.
Trey Gerrald:So there's no promo code listed.
Trey Gerrald:So I think maybe I would just put two.
Chelsey Donn:Really?
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Interesting.
Trey Gerrald:But I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:Because I think I would put four and I would see if, when I went to checkout,
Trey Gerrald:If the price changed?
Chelsey Donn:If it, if it took the two off, that would be my assumption.
Chelsey Donn:And I don't know if that's just a me thing, but I feel like that's what I would do.
Chelsey Donn:And I always assume that whatever it is I'm seeing on my checkout, like in my checkout
Chelsey Donn:So if I don't put four candles in that cart, I don't expect that I'm going to see four candles
Chelsey Donn:So, what I would have probably done is put the four candles in my cart and if it was
Chelsey Donn:It took two hours.
Trey Gerrald:That literally, was the next thing I was going to say, they say that they were
Trey Gerrald:And then at the end they say, I wasted almost two hours.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:Which is it?
Chelsey Donn:Which is it B Tattan?
Trey Gerrald:It is interesting because I did also assume that this reviewer is a little bit older.
Trey Gerrald:I don't know why.
Trey Gerrald:Oh, I think probably why we think this is cause they call Nicole a lovely young lady.
Chelsey Donn:Yes!
Chelsey Donn:Maybe that's it.
Chelsey Donn:And just, even in the beginning, I got the vibe, like I said, when I thought maybe
Trey Gerrald:Do you think that this is fraud?
Chelsey Donn:I don't.
Chelsey Donn:I think it's a little weird and a little bit of a stretch to call it fraud.
Chelsey Donn:Now here's the other part where I'm confused.
Chelsey Donn:So B Tattan put 2 in her cart, whatever, again, you said you might've done that so fine.
Chelsey Donn:I'm not going to blame her for that or them for that, but they then did rectify the issue and sent
Chelsey Donn:But then
Chelsey Donn:- Trey Gerrald: It seems that Nicole was able
Chelsey Donn:Correct.
Chelsey Donn:So now it is, alright.
Chelsey Donn:B Tattan, you think you're, you deserve two, four, for the price of two.
Chelsey Donn:You got four for the price of two.
Chelsey Donn:Now you're angry that you wasted time.
Chelsey Donn:So now you want to pay zero for four, right?
Trey Gerrald:That's what comes up.
Chelsey Donn:Do we think that that's fair?
Trey Gerrald:What is the size of these jar candles?
Chelsey Donn:Well, there are different sizes, but, but a typical Yankee
Chelsey Donn:I would say like a Mason jar.
Trey Gerrald:I do think that it is suspicious that there is no promo code that would take
Trey Gerrald:Or take the price off, but
Trey Gerrald:- Chelsey Donn: Yeah, but I just think that in a
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:It is interesting to me because it isn't as straight forward.
Trey Gerrald:I don't know that I've, I don't know if I've ever gotten a, buy two, get two free on the internet.
Trey Gerrald:Like, I don't know that I have encountered this.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:And that's also confusing.
Chelsey Donn:Cause I almost wonder, it sounds like Nicole, bless her heart.
Chelsey Donn:I'm turning into a Southern person, handled this very well.
Chelsey Donn:And again, I don't want to be discrediting B Tattan, but there is a part of me
Chelsey Donn:She thought it was buy one, get two, buy two, get one.
Chelsey Donn:Like, and whatever it was, they came to the decision that it was that she was
Chelsey Donn:And then that wasn't good enough for B Tattan you know, like B Tattan wanted a
Chelsey Donn:Maybe trying to squeeze like another promo code or I an expedited shipping on the
Chelsey Donn:I think that there's things to be like, there's a little bit of wiggle room that I'm sure
Chelsey Donn:Maybe Nicole would be like, you know, I hear you, like here's an extra 50% off coupon
Chelsey Donn:I think that's a bit of a leap for me.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I don't think that B is entitled to that.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, I don't!
Trey Gerrald:But I do respect asking.
Trey Gerrald:Cause you never get what you don't ask for.
Chelsey Donn:Cuz Squeaky Wheel!
Trey Gerrald:But I don't think that that means they have no integrity.
Trey Gerrald:That they don't want their consumer to get any kind of break.
Trey Gerrald:I mean, it's literally a Buy 2, Get 2.
Chelsey Donn:Exactly.
Chelsey Donn:I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Chelsey Donn:I just think we're making this such a big deal when I feel like, yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe the promo should have been a little more clear.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe there was a little bit of a discrepancy between the email.
Chelsey Donn:And the front page of the website, but I just think we're really taking it to a place where
Chelsey Donn:You can do it.
Chelsey Donn:Like you can get a better job.
Chelsey Donn:It's like, you don't know Nicole's story or how difficult it is to get a job
Chelsey Donn:I just think that's, that's wrong.
Chelsey Donn:That's crossing a line.
Trey Gerrald:It is interesting to me cause I, I partially why I liked the server view is because
Trey Gerrald:But has so much care for Nicole that it's so like odd to me.
Chelsey Donn:Well, that's why, that's why up until this last sentence I
Chelsey Donn:I was going to say, like, we usually do.
Chelsey Donn:I appreciate when a negative review can still give credit to part of
Chelsey Donn:And I was about to do that for B, but when they then went back and gave like, Nicole, this
Trey Gerrald:I dunno, it didn't, it didn't honestly, it didn't occur to me that way.
Trey Gerrald:No.
Trey Gerrald:I just sort of thought it was like, I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:It's like your, this is all about candles.
Trey Gerrald:Like, why is it, why is it so why is it turning into life advice?
Chelsey Donn:And this is such a big company that, and we're going to trustpilot.
Chelsey Donn:So we're lodging a complaint against Yankee Candle at large.
Chelsey Donn:And I know that we're making an order online.
Chelsey Donn:It's not like it's to a specific store, but it just seems like, man, like
Chelsey Donn:You did end up getting the deal.
Chelsey Donn:I'm sorry, you lost two hours of your life.
Chelsey Donn:That sucks, nobody likes to be on hold and deal with all that.
Chelsey Donn:But you did end up getting something for free.
Trey Gerrald:Well, it's also curious to me because it seems like Nicole
Trey Gerrald:and it seems like Nicole was able to fix the problem.
Trey Gerrald:And there's no communication about having to wait on the phone to reach Nicole.
Trey Gerrald:So I'm wondering like how much of the two hours or the one hour was spent, trying
Chelsey Donn:Interesting.
Trey Gerrald:That's also left out of the story.
Chelsey Donn:That's a good point.
Trey Gerrald:Also.
Trey Gerrald:Have you ever seen the episode of Undercover Boss with Yankee Candle?
Chelsey Donn:I love Undercover Boss, but I don't know if I've seen that episode.
Trey Gerrald:I just never understand how people don't clock, the horrible makeup and wigs.
Chelsey Donn:Why that they dont...oh, oh.
Chelsey Donn:People don't clock the like Undercover Boss wearing the like very fake Dollar Store wig.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:It's like, you can't tell that this is like a Sven wig from Frozen?
Chelsey Donn:I know it does seem like some of them are playing along.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:I think I can, I think I can crown this.
Trey Gerrald:How about you?
Chelsey Donn:I just want to know like, other than the abuse of the caps,
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I don't think there are any misspellings.
Trey Gerrald:It's just so much caps.
Trey Gerrald:At Like random points.
Trey Gerrald:Like why does TWO PUMPKIN SPICE CANDLES ECPECTING TO GET TWO FREE, why is that in caps?
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Let's crown her.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
VOICEOVER:The Queens Are Tabulating.
Trey Gerrald:Alright.
Trey Gerrald:You got it?
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
VOICEOVER:Total Score!
Chelsey Donn:Trey!
Chelsey Donn:Oh!
Chelsey Donn:Queens are unanimous!
Chelsey Donn:Two crowns, two crowns!
Chelsey Donn:Look at that!
Trey Gerrald:Chelsey.
Trey Gerrald:Tell me, why did you do two?
Chelsey Donn:cause I thought I will give B Tattan.
Chelsey Donn:It sounded like the promo was confusing.
Chelsey Donn:They could have been a little bit more straightforward with what they were offering and
Chelsey Donn:But outside of that, I just felt like B Tattan was a bit out of line a bit,
Chelsey Donn:So that was why I gave B two crowns.
Chelsey Donn:How about you, Trey?
Trey Gerrald:I did two, because the first two sentences, all caps
Trey Gerrald:If that is the thesis statement, I don't think that they support the
Trey Gerrald:This does not prove that they're a fraud company.
Trey Gerrald:I agree, promo code could have been a little more explicit in the directions, but ultimately, B
Trey Gerrald:So like, yes, it was complicated and confusing, but all I get is Nicole is a
Trey Gerrald:So I just gave two because it's not really a deal breaker for me at all.
Trey Gerrald:And God, I love candles.
Chelsey Donn:Me too.
Chelsey Donn:Love a good candle.
Chelsey Donn:That was fun.
Trey Gerrald:Yay.
Trey Gerrald:All right, my Queen, here we are.
Trey Gerrald:We have reached the most Regal portion of our show.
Trey Gerrald:Chelsey Marie Donn
Trey Gerrald:- Chelsey Donn: Brooke.
Trey Gerrald:Brooke.
Trey Gerrald:How do you spell that?
Chelsey Donn:B R O O K E.
Trey Gerrald:Did you know that one of my drag names, I wanted to be Brooke Brothers.
Chelsey Donn:Oh, I love that.
Trey Gerrald:David thought it sounded like I only wore khaki.
Chelsey Donn:Well, cause it is Brooks Brothersy, but it's cute.
Chelsey Donn:I like it.
Trey Gerrald:Brooke Brothers, you know, she's so pretty, anyway.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Whatever
Chelsey Donn:I think it can be like a preppy Queen.
Chelsey Donn:I like it.
Trey Gerrald:Alright.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Chelsey Brook Brothers Donn.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:Who are you inducting for
VOICEOVER:My Royal Highness.
Chelsey Donn:I'm going to induct today because it's so critical to all of our lives.
Chelsey Donn:These days.
Chelsey Donn:I'm inducting Zoom.
Chelsey Donn:Let's do it.
Chelsey Donn:Let's give credit where credit is due.
Chelsey Donn:If there is one Royal Highness of this entire pandemic.
Chelsey Donn:I feel like if zoom, they really, yeah, round of applause for Zoom!
Chelsey Donn:Right?
Chelsey Donn:Right?
Trey Gerrald:I mean.
Trey Gerrald:We're using.
Chelsey Donn:We're using it right now.
Chelsey Donn:This podcast would not exist if it were not for zoom.
Chelsey Donn:Like zoom to me is like, you know, when you're watching the Olympic.
Chelsey Donn:And that you're watching the runners and you see that runner that's like, kind of in the back,
Chelsey Donn:That to me is zoom because zoom has been in the game for a while.
Chelsey Donn:It's not like zoom just came out during the pandemic.
Chelsey Donn:I've taken classes and done things on zoom and admittedly.
Chelsey Donn:I dunno, it felt like either corporate thing or just something that was like maybe an older thing,
Chelsey Donn:Like, I, I wasn't happy about having to get off Facebook or Instagram and go on a new platform,
Chelsey Donn:And everybody else tried to hop on the bandwagon a little bit, but zoom had been there all
Chelsey Donn:And I'm just, I don't know, I'm kvelling over zoom.
Chelsey Donn:I feel very grateful.
Chelsey Donn:It's changed my life.
Chelsey Donn:It's made so much of the world more connected.
Chelsey Donn:Even we talked about couple episodes back with the high school thing, how we were
Chelsey Donn:Like there's just been so much of the world that's come together in a
Chelsey Donn:And so much of that debt of gratitude is owed, to zoom.
Chelsey Donn:So I just want to say zoom.
Chelsey Donn:You are My Royal Highness.
Chelsey Donn:Thank you for being there!
Chelsey Donn:Thank you so much.
Chelsey Donn:Thank God for you guys, because I'd be lonely without you.
Trey Gerrald:It really is remarkable.
Trey Gerrald:Like I had heard of zoom, but I had never done it until the pandemic.
Trey Gerrald:And boy has it really taken over?
Chelsey Donn:It has, it has.
Chelsey Donn:All right, Trey.
Chelsey Donn:Who are you inducting, my Queen?
Trey Gerrald:This is a little silly.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:I'm ready.
Trey Gerrald:But anyone that knows me knows.
Trey Gerrald:Today, I am inducting French fries!
Chelsey Donn:Ugh love a french fry.
Trey Gerrald:Oh my God.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Why are French fries so good?
Trey Gerrald:You know, some people feel that French fries have to be hot in order to be good.
Trey Gerrald:I can eat a cold fry.
Trey Gerrald:It's not my preference.
Trey Gerrald:and if it's called you just put it in a toaster oven on broil.
Trey Gerrald:And I I've tried to do research.
Trey Gerrald:I like Google, but it's so contentious where the French fry was actually created.
Chelsey Donn:I was gonna say.
Chelsey Donn:Do we know, is it French?
Trey Gerrald:No.
Chelsey Donn:No.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:It was served by street vendors in France, but it was also in Belgium at a time.
Trey Gerrald:And then also like one of the Presidents served it in the 1800s for like,
Trey Gerrald:And then it's like, is it a crisp, is it a chip?
Trey Gerrald:Is it a fry?
Trey Gerrald:Like, it's all sort of.
Trey Gerrald:As an American, I'm just saying French fries, like I just love, and I also am someone
Chelsey Donn:Yes!
Trey Gerrald:I don't really care about fancy food.
Trey Gerrald:I love burger and fries.
Trey Gerrald:I love anything that can be complemented with fries.
Trey Gerrald:And if French fries did not exist, I would be thinner,
Chelsey Donn:But we're okay with it because we get to experience the fry.
Trey Gerrald:And I'm not even a sweet person.
Trey Gerrald:I'm like a salt like.
Trey Gerrald:Like David can always have ice cream.
Trey Gerrald:I can literally always have French fries.
Trey Gerrald:And they don't always have to be in ketchup, but just French fries.
Trey Gerrald:And it's just like, maybe that is just like, so disgustingly American, I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:But to me
Chelsey Donn:What?
Chelsey Donn:Do they not do ketchup on fries in other places?
Trey Gerrald:No, I just mean French fries.
Trey Gerrald:It like, it seems like so low brow because of like fast food and whatever, but like, honestly If
Trey Gerrald:So I'm inducting French fries as My Royal Highness, because they really deserve recognition
Trey Gerrald:I just want fries, like sometimes there's an option for a salad.
Trey Gerrald:Get out of here.
Trey Gerrald:Or Onion rings.
Trey Gerrald:Get out of here.
Chelsey Donn:Oh onion rings can get out of here.
Chelsey Donn:Sorry.
Trey Gerrald:I mean, sometimes I'm into that, but I usually want like one or two, I just want French
Trey Gerrald:Like I don't even want sweet potato, French fries.
Trey Gerrald:I don't want disco French fries.
Trey Gerrald:I don't want, what is that, uh,
Chelsey Donn:Oh, shoe string?
Trey Gerrald:No, no, no.
Trey Gerrald:What's the topping that comes from like a fungus.
Trey Gerrald:That's really fancy that you can get on.
Chelsey Donn:Truffle!
Trey Gerrald:Truffle!
Trey Gerrald:Get out of here with truffle.
Trey Gerrald:If you want crap on it, get nachos.
Trey Gerrald:I just want french fries.
Trey Gerrald:Anyway, where we've completed already.
Trey Gerrald:My Royal Highness, French fries.
Trey Gerrald:Love them.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Love it.
Chelsey Donn:Love it.
Chelsey Donn:What a good and worthy induction, Trey.
Chelsey Donn:I love french fries too
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:Anyway.
Trey Gerrald:Thanks everyone.
Trey Gerrald:That's another round on the RU a RQ Ferris Wheel of life and love.
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