UA-198543153-1 199: Voodoo Doll - 1 Star Review - Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

Episode 199

199: Voodoo Doll - 1 Star Review

Can a $16 voodoo doll really change your fate—or is it just a cute piece of cloth? In this mystical and hilarious episode, Trey and Chelsey unpack a 1 Star Etsy review of a handmade voodoo doll from the shop LunaZingara. With mysterious intentions, spiritual consequences, and a seller reply that pulls no punches, this episode dives headfirst into the metaphysical (and the ridiculous).

Chelsey battles earworm-induced nightmares while Trey literally crafts his own voodoo doll—yes, complete with a topknot and lashes. But when the actual review reveals a disgruntled buyer who bought four dolls and claims “nothing happened,” the Queens dig into what this Etsy review really says about intention, energy, and ethics.

PLUS: Chelsey crowns a local muralist as her Royal Highness and the Queens debate the power of voodoo… and Yelp.

Episode Highlights

  • (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey loses sleep thanks to earworms and anxiety dreams.
  • (00:07:06) Review Breakdown: Trey reveals a 1 Star Etsy review for a voodoo doll from LunaZingara.
  • (00:12:14) Review Reading: “Bought four dolls. Nothing happened.” 😅
  • (00:15:18) Reply Reaction: The seller responds with an epic takedown, calling out “toxic intentions” and voodoo misconceptions.
  • (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews: Are either the reviewer OR the seller worthy of crowns?
  • (00:25:40) My Royal Highness: Chelsey crowns Coco, the mural artist who painted her jaw-dropping studio wall! 🎨👑
  • (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease: Next up—a 4 Star review of a strip club. 💃

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Transcript
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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian in Virginia, it's so hard to tell who to cho and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose who's win, which.

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Hello.

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Well, hello and welcome once again to review that review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

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review.

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That's Chelsey Donn

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and that's Trey Gerrald.

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And together we are the review queens.

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That's right.

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How was your back, by the way?

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How's my back?

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Yeah.

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Is it okay?

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Yeah, I think so.

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I

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just wondering.

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All right, Chelsey, would you like too

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lodge a complaint?

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I have a complaint.

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Trey, tell me you brought it up in I think a couple episodes back now.

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Okay.

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We talked about ear worms.

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Ooh, right, and I have this problem.

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I met her where.

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Menon.

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Yes.

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I have a Ellen DeGeneres problem where I will get Not that, no, no.

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I don't have that kind of Ellen DeGeneres.

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No, I have the problem.

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That's a bi menin.

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Is isn't that a, that's an Ellen.

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Anyway, I menon.

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Yeah.

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I will get something like stuck in my head, like a piece of a song

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that the kids make me listen to.

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Like just something will get stuck in my head.

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And it will stay there all night and it will turn into my nightmares

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slash anxiety dreams, like I will not get good quality sleep.

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Interesting.

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I actually had to look this up, like I was like, this has

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gotta be a medical condition.

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'cause I'll wake up literally nauseous because my brain has been repeating a

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certain segment of a song on loop over and over and over again all night.

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To the point of like, I'm gonna puke.

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Like it's just like, it's so bad.

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And I looked it up and they said like, that's an earworm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Like, that's like, what an earworm is.

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It like crawls into your brain and it gets like lodged in

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there and you gotta get it out.

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And like obviously like one way is listening to music or whatever,

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but ugh, when that happens to me.

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That's it.

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The night is done.

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I'm not gonna have a good day the next day.

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Like, I'm not gonna sleep.

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Does that happen to you?

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It's a good complaint, yes.

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I, there are like the silly ones that are like commercial jingles and then

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sometimes like, I just cannot stop.

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Which I actually was doing some reading recently on, um, levels of OCD.

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Mm. And that can be a sign of obsessive compulsive

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compulsion where you like can't.

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'cause sometimes when I'm falling asleep Yeah.

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I'll just like, say random phrases in my head that like, I don't know why.

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Right.

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Like, but it just comes, it pops into your head.

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Yeah.

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And yeah, me too.

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It like, it, something pops into your head and you just like, can't stop

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saying it over and over and, and, and you could be like, stop, stop.

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Literally.

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Yeah.

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Stop it.

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Worthy complaint girl because Oh,

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thank you.

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As

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we both are control freaks, not being able to control ourselves.

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Yeah.

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Special level of hell.

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That's right.

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Ugh.

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Thank you for hearing me and validating that experience.

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I'm sorry you had to like keep repeating that this was your

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complaint over the last couple of weeks when I first met the air worm.

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That's right.

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But I'm glad that you had the opportunity to let it out.

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Thank you.

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Thanks so much.

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Yeah, I appreciate that.

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And then I think I'd like to give.

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Other people the same opportunity.

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'cause I feel better, I feel lighter, and I think someone else

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should get the royal treatment.

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Should we jump into an online review?

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Yeah.

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But just keep in mind, if we give everyone the opportunity, sometimes

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we might enter scary place.

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Are we going to the Twilight Zone?

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The good.

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Good question.

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Okay.

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I'm excited, but, but before we do, Chelsey, yeah.

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I want to take this moment just to say hi.

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Hello.

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Thank you for watching and listening.

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please hit the subscribe button?

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It's very meaningful to us, and it's very easy for you.

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It's like a. Nothing action.

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So please hit the subscribe button.

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Give us a like, if you're having some fun, go ahead and drop a little comment.

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Sharing from your point of view, what made you laugh, what made

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you gas, what made you cringe?

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What spooked you?

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I'm scared now.

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Yeah, do it queens.

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Do it now.

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Love you.

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Let's jump in.

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Let's do it.

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Review that.

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Review.

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As you know, we are your trustee review queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you a review.

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We break it down, and then we rate the impact of that review on a

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scale from zero to five rounds.

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It's a very regal process that we like to call

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assess that.

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That's right.

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And it's your turn this week, Trey, and you, you've threatened to scare us.

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I'm just, I'm wondering, do you have any like pain in your neck?

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Stop asking me.

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I'm scared.

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Why do you keep asking me this?

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Is it a chiropractor?

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Well, we did chiropractor once, do you remember?

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We

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did.

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Hello?

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Chelsey?

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Is there like, like a. Are you

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voodoo dolling me?

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Is there a pain?

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Maybe you're not feeling it.

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Maybe I need a bigger pin in your back.

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Look at you.

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Look at you with your top knot.

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And look at you with your lashes.

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Lashes.

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Why are

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you voodoo?

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Look at that necklace and look, you're wearing swag.

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I knew you'd be wearing swag.

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I have a crystal to block out whatever voodoo you're doing to me.

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Why?

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Very interesting that you chose that word.

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Well, let me just put you in frame over here,

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Trey.

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You know that I don't like things with bad juju.

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How could you

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do this to me?

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But look how pretty you are.

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I made that.

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I mean, thank you for making that.

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And I do look pretty, but I don't like the fact that you're putting pins in me.

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Can you take some pins out?

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Well, let's get into today, today's review.

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I'll take a few out.

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Ugh,

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thank you.

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I mean, I've been like, I'll take that headache

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one out.

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Thank

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you.

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And the little like nasal congestion.

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Ugh, thanks.

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They do feel better.

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I'll take the little cheek out.

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Thank you.

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Can you take the pin, all the pins?

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I'll

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take both of these.

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Um, cheekbones out.

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Thank you.

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Your, the only remaining pens are ones that are necessary for the wig.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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And, and like that they're kind of like earrings.

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Let's just pretend they're earrings.

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Yeah.

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And a necklace too.

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I made,

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yeah.

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Thank you.

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It was a

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bracelet that broke.

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'cause I had man hands.

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Anyway.

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Okay, so you may have gathered today we are going to be show first.

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Yes.

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Rating and reviewing a one star Etsy review.

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Oh, okay.

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We've never gone to Etsy.

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We haven't.

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I don't think you're right.

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So today we're gonna be rating and reviewing.

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Do Lucia's one star Etsy review for a $16 real voodoo doll.

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New Orleans Voodoo doll.

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Voodoo doll.

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Kit Voodoo.

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Pop it.

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Pop it.

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Kit Voodoo Dolly Voodoo Voodoo doll, which is Pop it.

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Okay, I am scared.

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Now, clearly, um, from you can see on the screen, I did not purchase this.

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You made

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that.

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I made my own.

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I love it.

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I mean, I love that you made that for me, but I don't love that it's a voodoo doll.

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Um, this one, this one is not the one we're reviewing, so just keep that much.

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This one is a

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good one.

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This is like a good, good juju, the one you made.

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Here's a little backstory.

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Just before we like get into the review, just so that you can

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have a little background on this.

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Sellers Voodoo Do, which the shop is Luna, Zara, and they, and, and

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they do sell things other than like the Voodoo doll, but um.

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Just very quickly, this specific product.

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It comes with a five inch tall voodoo doll, fully prepared.

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One ritual tea light candle, seven color pens, herbal offering jar, which

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should not be removed or tampered with.

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Seven pens, card and instructions in English.

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Um.

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Luna Zinga says, my dolls are anointed during invoking, they

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come with a distinct scent.

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All my reviews state people love the scent of the ritual oil.

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It is not an offensive scent in any way.

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Um, and they, these are made to order.

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So you leave your intentions.

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Example, love, money, peace, fidelity, et cetera, and a note at checkout so that

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they can incorporate them into the doll.

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If you want a doll with a blank slate, you don't have to leave a note.

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Um, the pops, which I always thought the word was puppet, but pop are made

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using traditional root work and they and invoking LOAs, they are not novelty dolls.

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This is a cap's real voodoo until you in all caps, name and awaken it.

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Follow the simple instructions.

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It's simply a doll.

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You can gift it or keep it for decor.

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But once awakened, do not gift this doll to anyone.

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It belongs to the person who awoke it.

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It is a perfect, pop it for beginners.

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And then they're saying, you know, like, fabrics might be different, whatever.

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Um, please read all the instructions.

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Once you baptize your pop it, you cannot start over or change it.

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Uh, and they are made to represent any caps, single inten intention

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that you wish a single person.

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Um, and then there's so many things here.

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It says it's not for children.

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Keep away from pets for obvious safety reasons, including

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glass, pens, herbs, and twine.

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And then it does say at the very bottom, asterisk, in order to comply with Etsy

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terms of service, we maintain that.

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We do not guarantee any metaphysical outcome from this product.

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This product is either sold as a tool slash supply for

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your personal practice or.

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As a curio for entertainment purposes only.

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That said dot I-Y-K-Y-K.

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Okay.

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But let's get into, do Laura dos.

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So it seems

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like Docia ISS trying, I mean, I don't know what this do see's gonna do, sorry.

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But it seems like the owner of the business is suggest, is suggesting

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that Voodoo dolls can be positive.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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They don't have to be bad.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Like when I was asking if your back was hurting and it wasn't

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because I was stabbing your back with a pin for good things.

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Trey, you're taking this so, so seriously.

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I need you to like shove some money up her like TT or something

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like that, you don't know.

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I

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haven't gotten there yet.

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We're not there in the show yet.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay,

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so let's listen to Dole's one star review finally.

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Okay.

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Okay, great.

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The doll is well made.

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The shipping was good and the interaction with the seller, the

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voodoo magic itself didn't work.

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I bought four dolls and nothing.

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If anything changes, I will update my review.

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Thank you.

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Okay, so in the interest of time there is.

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There's a reply.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Now we do have a reply from Luna Zara,

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I spent a. Hours with her attempting to explain that voodoo

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doesn't work instantly like on tv.

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It takes time, constant energy to make things begin to move in your

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direction when your intentions are huge.

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The intentions of breaking up a couple and making someone who doesn't love them.

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Love them is so dark and involved.

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You're literally trying to destroy two relationships and

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lives to benefit your want.

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That literally goes against all principles of magic, and you're a novice.

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I won't speak on how incredibly toxic that in itself is unless she decides to

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leave feedback on the other two dolls.

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This is a negative energy she put out.

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Again, that just shows why magic works for some and never will.

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For others, people need to be very careful what they're attempting to do to people.

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Novices need to be realistic with goals and abilities.

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Wow.

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That's intense.

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Right?

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Um, okay, so first of all, I thought they said they ordered four dolls.

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She did say that.

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And they referenced only three in the reply.

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That's right.

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Is that right?

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Okay.

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But maybe one of them was something positive.

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I mean, it's interesting because she's like, I will, first of all, the fact that

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she spent hours on the phone with her.

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Did she say on the phone?

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I thought that's what she said at the top.

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I spent hours on the phone.

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I spent hours with her attempting to explain.

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Oh.

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Oh, okay.

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Could have been chat.

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Oh, okay.

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I thought it was phone.

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I don't know why I assumed phone.

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Maybe it was phone.

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But anyway, you spent hours communicating with someone that's like pretty queenly.

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Look, the reason I went into the whole spiel about what is involved in the $16

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Voodoo doll is because to me, and even in that reply, we can break it all down.

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I think that Luna Zara is taking this very seriously.

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Yeah, I think so too.

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And I believe them.

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I also, and you're always right on with the intention because you even said, so

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they're saying this could be for positive.

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Right?

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And that is what Luna is suggesting,

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right?

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Which like is like if

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you, if you want a better outcome as more straight arrow

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to what it is that you want.

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Maybe create an intention that is positive.

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So are we to believe via, via this reply that basically they wanted to

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like break somebody else up so that they would love them and be with them.

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That's what it seems like.

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They're okay.

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It's two different couples, so I think do Lucia's relationship.

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Maybe that's two

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dolls too.

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Maybe it's like I need to like, oh, both, like I have a voodoo doll of the girl.

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'cause I want her to like be broken up with and then of the guy.

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'cause I want him to love me.

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It's very possible.

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Mm.

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So that's it.

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Yeah.

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They could all be girls.

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They could all be theirs.

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Who knows?

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You're right.

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I'm gendering, but yes.

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So, all right.

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Let's look at the original review.

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I find it to be pretty ballsy to leave a one star review on a voodoo priestess,

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uh, right, that's true.

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Good point.

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But is it queenly to leave that review?

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I mean.

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I dunno, because I think, again, I'm someone, obviously I have my crystal here.

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I'm hexing out whatever negative things you put in me with the pin.

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I do believe in like energies and I do believe that the person that is receiving,

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I agree with the reply and that the person receiving this doll is the one who.

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Brings the energy to it like it's them who is, they're, they're the

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ones that are making this happen.

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Correct.

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So I already don't think it's very, very valuable because you're telling

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me that all the critical things like the communication and you know the

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price and the quality are all there.

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So I don't really see this as a valuable one star review.

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I think the only negative I already had sussed out was because of them,

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not necessarily because of the seller.

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You know,

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I brought this in 'cause I found it to be so interesting that you could

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purchase a voodoo doll and, and you know, magic and like we, we sort of have

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dipped into many different, um, areas of this on the show over the years, but.

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I guess it's all about belief and Dola C clearly believes that this is

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possible, so they've purchased it.

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Right.

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So I appreciate that they are saying these are all the positives,

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but like the outcome of why I purchased this hasn't happened.

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It feels a little shady, like a little like, um, like a threat of

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like, I'll update my review if it seems that I get what I want later.

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Hmm.

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Right.

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Um, I, I'm also curious how much time has passed, like how long

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have you allotted for all of the relationships to change and, and you

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could to be in love with the person.

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Like, I, I don't know how long that would take, um, but to believe that this will

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work and then leave a one star review.

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I mean, I would never leave a one star review for someone I hired to like.

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Have voodoo

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break up a couple.

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I would be afraid of that.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, same.

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So to see a one star struck my interest.

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Yeah.

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'cause of the 'cause of the ballsy nature.

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Um, but when we get to the reply, which I feel like most of the meet

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here is in the reply, is in the reply that I do feel like they do a really

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great job of sort of putting docia in their place because I leave feeling.

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Like Luna is very knowledgeable and that this is like a reliable source.

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And also the whole idea of like wickedness versus positivity.

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I'm sort of like, oh, maybe I would really trust them to make

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like a positive doll for me.

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That's what I'm, yes, I agree with that.

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There's like an expert.

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So let's come back to the review, just 'cause we have to sort

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of separate the two things.

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Okay.

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We already sort of touched on the value, the spelling and grammar I think was fine.

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Whether or not it's truthful, shady, I think we're alluding to

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the fact that it's kind of shady.

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I mean, it's, it's, it's a shady bitch move.

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Whether or not it's common or typical, I don't know.

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I kind of think it's in the eye of the beholder, in the eye of the desire.

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Right.

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Were we humored

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by the review?

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I think it's kind of funny they bought four dolls, but yeah.

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Yeah, it definitely like leaves an air of mystery like, Ooh, like what are

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they planning to do with these dolls?

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Like it's a little creepy.

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Also.

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Is that one purchase or is it four individual purchases that you would

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leave four individual reviews for?

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I guess it would be because you have to write the intention separately, right?

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Yeah.

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Like you can't just add four to the cart.

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Um.

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Is it humorous or entertaining?

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Not really.

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Yeah.

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I mean I think it's a little entertaining.

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And then the ultimate impact of the review is I still like, I don't trust do ascia

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over the seller even without a reply.

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No.

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Yeah.

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So should we crown, do Ascia and then we can get into the crowning of the owner?

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Sure.

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So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

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In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will

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simultaneously reveal our rating.

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The queens are tabulating

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total school.

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Oh wow.

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Interesting.

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I'm holding up a half crown trades, holding up two crowns.

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I only went for a half crown.

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'cause you know what?

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I do think magic is in the eyes.

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Of the creator, and I think that the creator in this case is docia, and I

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really think that the thing that they're coming to this page to blame on the seller

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is not really the seller's responsibility.

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I think the magic comes from.

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Yes, it's been anointed.

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Yes, it's been created with this intention in mind for you, but at

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the end of the day, it's your energy that you put into it that really

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creates the outcome, in my opinion.

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And so for that reason, I could only give a half crown just

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for Ballsiness alone balls.

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I said two crowns, because I think it's queenly to be ballsy and be like, the

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voodoo magic itself hasn't happened yet.

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Right.

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I'm willing to tweak it if I see a change, right?

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Um, but I think that that's valuable, but there's not a lot of meat here when

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I look at this compared to the reply, there's so much more value in the reply.

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But I'm getting that like, okay, if I want this voodoo doll, did it work?

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And it seems like it did not work.

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Um, but it was well made and all the communication was good.

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So I said too, 'cause it's like, you know, a little mixed messaging.

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Mm.

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Okay.

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Now for Luna, Zara.

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This reply.

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I think it's a pretty, pretty queenly reply.

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I think it's pretty queenly.

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I'm still willing to chronic it 'cause I feel like I have

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things to, let's do, let's do it.

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The

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queens are tabulating.

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Total school.

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Okay.

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Trey made them review.

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Queen.

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I went with four crowns.

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I went with four crowns.

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Dangerous because I know Wow.

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Because I think it's a little bit shady to call.

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I mean, I love it.

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Don't get me wrong.

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Like I'm enjoying thank, thank you for giving me all the tea, but it is a little

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shady from a Stop it, Trey, put it down.

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It is a little shady from a. Business owner perspective.

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Yes.

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To put somebody on blast like that.

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Yes.

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Good point.

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This is a per, this is a personal request.

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I wanna think of it, that it's almost like a therapist.

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And even in the end you gave a threat, you're like, I'm only releasing this one.

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Do you want me to release the other two?

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Like it's a little blackmail and I don't love that, but I do love that.

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So yeah, foregrounds.

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I said five because I'm afraid.

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Um, but I also, I do think it's pretty queenly because

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it shifted the perspective.

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That's the value of having a reply from an owner.

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Yes.

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Or from

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the seller because it now I'm not paying attention to the

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one star I've been one over.

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Um, that's right.

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And I feel like I would buy a doll even though I didn't, I made my

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own just for the sake of the show.

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Um, but.

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I get your point.

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I think maybe four and a half.

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I mean, I'm gonna say review queen, but I, I, I also agree it's a little like,

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is it unethical to like blast that tea?

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Um mm-hmm.

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Maybe a little, you know, to be honest here, does the reply if

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I want to break up a marriage

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mm-hmm.

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To

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have someone fall in love with me, does this reply make me think

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this is not the seller for me?

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Maybe, I don't know, maybe, maybe they, maybe you're

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shooting yourself in the foot.

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Unless you only wanna be doing positive magic, which I do appreciate.

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Yeah, that was, that was a, that was new to me.

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I, I, you asked early on, but I did not consider voodoo dolls for positive.

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Mm-hmm.

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Spell.

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Yeah.

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But, all right, well, there we go.

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Can you put the needle down?

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Any specific spot?

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No, Tre don't.

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I'm not a voodoo priestess.

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I have no power.

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It's all a joke.

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You all, we all have power.

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Trey, we all, well, I know that have power.

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Uh, all right, well we did it Queen.

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Thank you for joining us for this portion of the Voodoos, Chelsey,

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keeping the positive magic in the air.

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We've reached the most regal portion of our show.

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Is there.

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Someone or something that you would like to induct for?

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My royal line

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is,

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yes, I would.

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Trey, thank you so much for asking.

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I just wanna give a quick moment of acknowledgement to this beautiful

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wall behind me that was done by Coco.

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Coco is on Instagram as Coco Art, but the O'S are zeros.

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You can also follow them from looking.

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We follow Coco.

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So if you wanna go to our Instagram and follow us and then look at who we follow.

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You can find Coco that way.

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This is gorgeous.

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She's a local artist.

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She lives in la.

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She needs work and she's fantastic.

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And if you want to order one of her pieces, she also ships slates cool.

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Um, nationwide.

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So I highly recommend you check her out.

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She's totally a queen.

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She did such an amazing job capturing my vision and I love you, Coco.

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You're the best and I'm gonna hire you again.

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So go ahead, go on Instagram and follow Coco underscore

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art with zeros instead of Os.

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Love you.

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How long did it take?

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Honestly, not that long.

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And I took, I tried to screenshot Trey, but he was sick.

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She literally drew hand Drew like the whole.

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Logo.

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I watched her just looking at a photo of it and she captured the fonts.

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She captured everything beautifully and it didn't even take that long.

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I mean, look like, I mean,

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it's literally identical.

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It's

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like honestly perfect.

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Like this mug.

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It's, I don't know how much you guys can see in the foreground, but

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it's, it's per literally perfect.

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She's amazing and she works pretty efficiently.

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Great job, Coco.

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It's beautiful.

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Yes, and it will be loved for a very long time, so thank you.

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It will be.

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Well, we did a queen.

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That's another round on the r ru and RQ Ferris Wheel of

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Thank you for joining me in my voodoo doll today.

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I didn't know that we would be here together, but if you like what

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you heard, please tell a friend.

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And if you're gonna buy a voodoo doll of that friend, maybe do things like

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give them lots of money or make them fall in love, um, or do something good.

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Don't like threaten to poke them with needles.

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Oh, it wasn't a threat, honey.

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I poked it.

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So if you did not like what you heard today, just go tell an enemy.

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Share it with them.

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Yes.

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And on this week's after show pod, I wish I was doing a voodoo doll

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review about you, Trey, but I'm not.

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I'm going to be, we are going to be rating, you know, that I'm buying.

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We are gonna be, this doll is freaking me out rating and

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reviewing a four star review.

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For a what?

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Try a strip club.

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Ooh.

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That's right.

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It's a four star Google review for a strip club, so if you're

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interested to see what that's about, then hop on over to the after show.

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I love it.

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I can't wait to see why this was said.

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Oh my God.

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Can you imagine stripping.

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Was one eye, the Sure.

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But the intended audience is so uninterested in you

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that they're on their phone.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I'm, I'm offended just considering it.

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I know.

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Yes.

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I do wonder why.

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Please remember,

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ignore the haters.

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You're queen.

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Gender nonspecific

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queen.

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That's right.

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Love you.

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Was it a teen witch that she had, like a little voodoo doll or

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something that was really funny?

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Like of the teacher sounds right.

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It was like the teacher like, like crapping their pants or

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something because they like.

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I think it might have been Teen Witch.

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That sounds, that sounds on brandand with Teen White, right?

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Supersonic, yeah.

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Yes.

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Well, I hope that, you know, all joking aside, this is a sock that I

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made with contour and um, I cut up a black napkin and I made a top knot.

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So what's

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cre what's even crazier is that I was wearing really red lipstick today and I

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even like blotted it out, which is creepy.

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Because the dolls wearing red lipstick and I was like, I never wear red lipstick.

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Like red, red.

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But look at that contour.

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You did great.

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Thank you.

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I liked my eyelashes as well.

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Thank you.

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I cut up a eyelash 'cause that's beautiful as of scale.

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All right.

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Well it was nice.

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Queens.

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We'll see you on Friday.

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Yeah, see you Friday.

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Bye.

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