Episode 199
199: Voodoo Doll - 1 Star Review
Can a $16 voodoo doll really change your fate—or is it just a cute piece of cloth? In this mystical and hilarious episode, Trey and Chelsey unpack a 1 Star Etsy review of a handmade voodoo doll from the shop LunaZingara. With mysterious intentions, spiritual consequences, and a seller reply that pulls no punches, this episode dives headfirst into the metaphysical (and the ridiculous).
Chelsey battles earworm-induced nightmares while Trey literally crafts his own voodoo doll—yes, complete with a topknot and lashes. But when the actual review reveals a disgruntled buyer who bought four dolls and claims “nothing happened,” the Queens dig into what this Etsy review really says about intention, energy, and ethics.
PLUS: Chelsey crowns a local muralist as her Royal Highness and the Queens debate the power of voodoo… and Yelp.
Episode Highlights
- (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey loses sleep thanks to earworms and anxiety dreams.
- (00:07:06) Review Breakdown: Trey reveals a 1 Star Etsy review for a voodoo doll from LunaZingara.
- (00:12:14) Review Reading: “Bought four dolls. Nothing happened.” 😅
- (00:15:18) Reply Reaction: The seller responds with an epic takedown, calling out “toxic intentions” and voodoo misconceptions.
- (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews: Are either the reviewer OR the seller worthy of crowns?
- (00:25:40) My Royal Highness: Chelsey crowns Coco, the mural artist who painted her jaw-dropping studio wall! 🎨👑
- (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease: Next up—a 4 Star review of a strip club. 💃
Timestamps
- (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint
- (00:07:06) Voodoo Doll on Etsy
- (00:12:14) 1 Star ETSY Review
- (00:15:18) There's A Reply!
- (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews
- (00:25:40) My Royal Highness
- (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease
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Transcript
Everybody's got an opinion.
Speaker:Every Californian in Virginia, it's so hard to tell who to cho and who to ignore.
Speaker:Someone's gotta settle the score.
Speaker:Trey and Chelsey will help you choose who's win, which.
Speaker:Hello.
Speaker:Well, hello and welcome once again to review that review.
Speaker:We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing
Speaker:review.
Speaker:That's Chelsey Donn
Speaker:and that's Trey Gerrald.
Speaker:And together we are the review queens.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:How was your back, by the way?
Speaker:How's my back?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Is it okay?
Speaker:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker:I
Speaker:just wondering.
Speaker:All right, Chelsey, would you like too
Speaker:lodge a complaint?
Speaker:I have a complaint.
Speaker:Trey, tell me you brought it up in I think a couple episodes back now.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:We talked about ear worms.
Speaker:Ooh, right, and I have this problem.
Speaker:I met her where.
Speaker:Menon.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:I have a Ellen DeGeneres problem where I will get Not that, no, no.
Speaker:I don't have that kind of Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker:No, I have the problem.
Speaker:That's a bi menin.
Speaker:Is isn't that a, that's an Ellen.
Speaker:Anyway, I menon.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I will get something like stuck in my head, like a piece of a song
Speaker:that the kids make me listen to.
Speaker:Like just something will get stuck in my head.
Speaker:And it will stay there all night and it will turn into my nightmares
Speaker:slash anxiety dreams, like I will not get good quality sleep.
Speaker:Interesting.
Speaker:I actually had to look this up, like I was like, this has
Speaker:gotta be a medical condition.
Speaker:'cause I'll wake up literally nauseous because my brain has been repeating a
Speaker:certain segment of a song on loop over and over and over again all night.
Speaker:To the point of like, I'm gonna puke.
Speaker:Like it's just like, it's so bad.
Speaker:And I looked it up and they said like, that's an earworm.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:Like, that's like, what an earworm is.
Speaker:It like crawls into your brain and it gets like lodged in
Speaker:there and you gotta get it out.
Speaker:And like obviously like one way is listening to music or whatever,
Speaker:but ugh, when that happens to me.
Speaker:That's it.
Speaker:The night is done.
Speaker:I'm not gonna have a good day the next day.
Speaker:Like, I'm not gonna sleep.
Speaker:Does that happen to you?
Speaker:It's a good complaint, yes.
Speaker:I, there are like the silly ones that are like commercial jingles and then
Speaker:sometimes like, I just cannot stop.
Speaker:Which I actually was doing some reading recently on, um, levels of OCD.
Speaker:Mm. And that can be a sign of obsessive compulsive
Speaker:compulsion where you like can't.
Speaker:'cause sometimes when I'm falling asleep Yeah.
Speaker:I'll just like, say random phrases in my head that like, I don't know why.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Like, but it just comes, it pops into your head.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And yeah, me too.
Speaker:It like, it, something pops into your head and you just like, can't stop
Speaker:saying it over and over and, and, and you could be like, stop, stop.
Speaker:Literally.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Stop it.
Speaker:Worthy complaint girl because Oh,
Speaker:thank you.
Speaker:As
Speaker:we both are control freaks, not being able to control ourselves.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Special level of hell.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Ugh.
Speaker:Thank you for hearing me and validating that experience.
Speaker:I'm sorry you had to like keep repeating that this was your
Speaker:complaint over the last couple of weeks when I first met the air worm.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:But I'm glad that you had the opportunity to let it out.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:Thanks so much.
Speaker:Yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker:And then I think I'd like to give.
Speaker:Other people the same opportunity.
Speaker:'cause I feel better, I feel lighter, and I think someone else
Speaker:should get the royal treatment.
Speaker:Should we jump into an online review?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:But just keep in mind, if we give everyone the opportunity, sometimes
Speaker:we might enter scary place.
Speaker:Are we going to the Twilight Zone?
Speaker:The good.
Speaker:Good question.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:I'm excited, but, but before we do, Chelsey, yeah.
Speaker:I want to take this moment just to say hi.
Speaker:Hello.
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Speaker:Give us a like, if you're having some fun, go ahead and drop a little comment.
Speaker:Sharing from your point of view, what made you laugh, what made
Speaker:you gas, what made you cringe?
Speaker:What spooked you?
Speaker:I'm scared now.
Speaker:Yeah, do it queens.
Speaker:Do it now.
Speaker:Love you.
Speaker:Let's jump in.
Speaker:Let's do it.
Speaker:Review that.
Speaker:Review.
Speaker:As you know, we are your trustee review queens.
Speaker:We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
Speaker:We read you a review.
Speaker:We break it down, and then we rate the impact of that review on a
Speaker:scale from zero to five rounds.
Speaker:It's a very regal process that we like to call
Speaker:assess that.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:And it's your turn this week, Trey, and you, you've threatened to scare us.
Speaker:I'm just, I'm wondering, do you have any like pain in your neck?
Speaker:Stop asking me.
Speaker:I'm scared.
Speaker:Why do you keep asking me this?
Speaker:Is it a chiropractor?
Speaker:Well, we did chiropractor once, do you remember?
Speaker:We
Speaker:did.
Speaker:Hello?
Speaker:Chelsey?
Speaker:Is there like, like a. Are you
Speaker:voodoo dolling me?
Speaker:Is there a pain?
Speaker:Maybe you're not feeling it.
Speaker:Maybe I need a bigger pin in your back.
Speaker:Look at you.
Speaker:Look at you with your top knot.
Speaker:And look at you with your lashes.
Speaker:Lashes.
Speaker:Why are
Speaker:you voodoo?
Speaker:Look at that necklace and look, you're wearing swag.
Speaker:I knew you'd be wearing swag.
Speaker:I have a crystal to block out whatever voodoo you're doing to me.
Speaker:Why?
Speaker:Very interesting that you chose that word.
Speaker:Well, let me just put you in frame over here,
Speaker:Trey.
Speaker:You know that I don't like things with bad juju.
Speaker:How could you
Speaker:do this to me?
Speaker:But look how pretty you are.
Speaker:I made that.
Speaker:I mean, thank you for making that.
Speaker:And I do look pretty, but I don't like the fact that you're putting pins in me.
Speaker:Can you take some pins out?
Speaker:Well, let's get into today, today's review.
Speaker:I'll take a few out.
Speaker:Ugh,
Speaker:thank you.
Speaker:I mean, I've been like, I'll take that headache
Speaker:one out.
Speaker:Thank
Speaker:you.
Speaker:And the little like nasal congestion.
Speaker:Ugh, thanks.
Speaker:They do feel better.
Speaker:I'll take the little cheek out.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:Can you take the pin, all the pins?
Speaker:I'll
Speaker:take both of these.
Speaker:Um, cheekbones out.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:Your, the only remaining pens are ones that are necessary for the wig.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:And, and like that they're kind of like earrings.
Speaker:Let's just pretend they're earrings.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And a necklace too.
Speaker:I made,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:It was a
Speaker:bracelet that broke.
Speaker:'cause I had man hands.
Speaker:Anyway.
Speaker:Okay, so you may have gathered today we are going to be show first.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Rating and reviewing a one star Etsy review.
Speaker:Oh, okay.
Speaker:We've never gone to Etsy.
Speaker:We haven't.
Speaker:I don't think you're right.
Speaker:So today we're gonna be rating and reviewing.
Speaker:Do Lucia's one star Etsy review for a $16 real voodoo doll.
Speaker:New Orleans Voodoo doll.
Speaker:Voodoo doll.
Speaker:Kit Voodoo.
Speaker:Pop it.
Speaker:Pop it.
Speaker:Kit Voodoo Dolly Voodoo Voodoo doll, which is Pop it.
Speaker:Okay, I am scared.
Speaker:Now, clearly, um, from you can see on the screen, I did not purchase this.
Speaker:You made
Speaker:that.
Speaker:I made my own.
Speaker:I love it.
Speaker:I mean, I love that you made that for me, but I don't love that it's a voodoo doll.
Speaker:Um, this one, this one is not the one we're reviewing, so just keep that much.
Speaker:This one is a
Speaker:good one.
Speaker:This is like a good, good juju, the one you made.
Speaker:Here's a little backstory.
Speaker:Just before we like get into the review, just so that you can
Speaker:have a little background on this.
Speaker:Sellers Voodoo Do, which the shop is Luna, Zara, and they, and, and
Speaker:they do sell things other than like the Voodoo doll, but um.
Speaker:Just very quickly, this specific product.
Speaker:It comes with a five inch tall voodoo doll, fully prepared.
Speaker:One ritual tea light candle, seven color pens, herbal offering jar, which
Speaker:should not be removed or tampered with.
Speaker:Seven pens, card and instructions in English.
Speaker:Um.
Speaker:Luna Zinga says, my dolls are anointed during invoking, they
Speaker:come with a distinct scent.
Speaker:All my reviews state people love the scent of the ritual oil.
Speaker:It is not an offensive scent in any way.
Speaker:Um, and they, these are made to order.
Speaker:So you leave your intentions.
Speaker:Example, love, money, peace, fidelity, et cetera, and a note at checkout so that
Speaker:they can incorporate them into the doll.
Speaker:If you want a doll with a blank slate, you don't have to leave a note.
Speaker:Um, the pops, which I always thought the word was puppet, but pop are made
Speaker:using traditional root work and they and invoking LOAs, they are not novelty dolls.
Speaker:This is a cap's real voodoo until you in all caps, name and awaken it.
Speaker:Follow the simple instructions.
Speaker:It's simply a doll.
Speaker:You can gift it or keep it for decor.
Speaker:But once awakened, do not gift this doll to anyone.
Speaker:It belongs to the person who awoke it.
Speaker:It is a perfect, pop it for beginners.
Speaker:And then they're saying, you know, like, fabrics might be different, whatever.
Speaker:Um, please read all the instructions.
Speaker:Once you baptize your pop it, you cannot start over or change it.
Speaker:Uh, and they are made to represent any caps, single inten intention
Speaker:that you wish a single person.
Speaker:Um, and then there's so many things here.
Speaker:It says it's not for children.
Speaker:Keep away from pets for obvious safety reasons, including
Speaker:glass, pens, herbs, and twine.
Speaker:And then it does say at the very bottom, asterisk, in order to comply with Etsy
Speaker:terms of service, we maintain that.
Speaker:We do not guarantee any metaphysical outcome from this product.
Speaker:This product is either sold as a tool slash supply for
Speaker:your personal practice or.
Speaker:As a curio for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker:That said dot I-Y-K-Y-K.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:But let's get into, do Laura dos.
Speaker:So it seems
Speaker:like Docia ISS trying, I mean, I don't know what this do see's gonna do, sorry.
Speaker:But it seems like the owner of the business is suggest, is suggesting
Speaker:that Voodoo dolls can be positive.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:They don't have to be bad.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Like when I was asking if your back was hurting and it wasn't
Speaker:because I was stabbing your back with a pin for good things.
Speaker:Trey, you're taking this so, so seriously.
Speaker:I need you to like shove some money up her like TT or something
Speaker:like that, you don't know.
Speaker:I
Speaker:haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker:We're not there in the show yet.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Okay,
Speaker:so let's listen to Dole's one star review finally.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Okay, great.
Speaker:The doll is well made.
Speaker:The shipping was good and the interaction with the seller, the
Speaker:voodoo magic itself didn't work.
Speaker:I bought four dolls and nothing.
Speaker:If anything changes, I will update my review.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:Okay, so in the interest of time there is.
Speaker:There's a reply.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Now we do have a reply from Luna Zara,
Speaker:I spent a. Hours with her attempting to explain that voodoo
Speaker:doesn't work instantly like on tv.
Speaker:It takes time, constant energy to make things begin to move in your
Speaker:direction when your intentions are huge.
Speaker:The intentions of breaking up a couple and making someone who doesn't love them.
Speaker:Love them is so dark and involved.
Speaker:You're literally trying to destroy two relationships and
Speaker:lives to benefit your want.
Speaker:That literally goes against all principles of magic, and you're a novice.
Speaker:I won't speak on how incredibly toxic that in itself is unless she decides to
Speaker:leave feedback on the other two dolls.
Speaker:This is a negative energy she put out.
Speaker:Again, that just shows why magic works for some and never will.
Speaker:For others, people need to be very careful what they're attempting to do to people.
Speaker:Novices need to be realistic with goals and abilities.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:That's intense.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Um, okay, so first of all, I thought they said they ordered four dolls.
Speaker:She did say that.
Speaker:And they referenced only three in the reply.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Is that right?
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:But maybe one of them was something positive.
Speaker:I mean, it's interesting because she's like, I will, first of all, the fact that
Speaker:she spent hours on the phone with her.
Speaker:Did she say on the phone?
Speaker:I thought that's what she said at the top.
Speaker:I spent hours on the phone.
Speaker:I spent hours with her attempting to explain.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:Oh, okay.
Speaker:Could have been chat.
Speaker:Oh, okay.
Speaker:I thought it was phone.
Speaker:I don't know why I assumed phone.
Speaker:Maybe it was phone.
Speaker:But anyway, you spent hours communicating with someone that's like pretty queenly.
Speaker:Look, the reason I went into the whole spiel about what is involved in the $16
Speaker:Voodoo doll is because to me, and even in that reply, we can break it all down.
Speaker:I think that Luna Zara is taking this very seriously.
Speaker:Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker:And I believe them.
Speaker:I also, and you're always right on with the intention because you even said, so
Speaker:they're saying this could be for positive.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:And that is what Luna is suggesting,
Speaker:right?
Speaker:Which like is like if
Speaker:you, if you want a better outcome as more straight arrow
Speaker:to what it is that you want.
Speaker:Maybe create an intention that is positive.
Speaker:So are we to believe via, via this reply that basically they wanted to
Speaker:like break somebody else up so that they would love them and be with them.
Speaker:That's what it seems like.
Speaker:They're okay.
Speaker:It's two different couples, so I think do Lucia's relationship.
Speaker:Maybe that's two
Speaker:dolls too.
Speaker:Maybe it's like I need to like, oh, both, like I have a voodoo doll of the girl.
Speaker:'cause I want her to like be broken up with and then of the guy.
Speaker:'cause I want him to love me.
Speaker:It's very possible.
Speaker:Mm.
Speaker:So that's it.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:They could all be girls.
Speaker:They could all be theirs.
Speaker:Who knows?
Speaker:You're right.
Speaker:I'm gendering, but yes.
Speaker:So, all right.
Speaker:Let's look at the original review.
Speaker:I find it to be pretty ballsy to leave a one star review on a voodoo priestess,
Speaker:uh, right, that's true.
Speaker:Good point.
Speaker:But is it queenly to leave that review?
Speaker:I mean.
Speaker:I dunno, because I think, again, I'm someone, obviously I have my crystal here.
Speaker:I'm hexing out whatever negative things you put in me with the pin.
Speaker:I do believe in like energies and I do believe that the person that is receiving,
Speaker:I agree with the reply and that the person receiving this doll is the one who.
Speaker:Brings the energy to it like it's them who is, they're, they're the
Speaker:ones that are making this happen.
Speaker:Correct.
Speaker:So I already don't think it's very, very valuable because you're telling
Speaker:me that all the critical things like the communication and you know the
Speaker:price and the quality are all there.
Speaker:So I don't really see this as a valuable one star review.
Speaker:I think the only negative I already had sussed out was because of them,
Speaker:not necessarily because of the seller.
Speaker:You know,
Speaker:I brought this in 'cause I found it to be so interesting that you could
Speaker:purchase a voodoo doll and, and you know, magic and like we, we sort of have
Speaker:dipped into many different, um, areas of this on the show over the years, but.
Speaker:I guess it's all about belief and Dola C clearly believes that this is
Speaker:possible, so they've purchased it.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:So I appreciate that they are saying these are all the positives,
Speaker:but like the outcome of why I purchased this hasn't happened.
Speaker:It feels a little shady, like a little like, um, like a threat of
Speaker:like, I'll update my review if it seems that I get what I want later.
Speaker:Hmm.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Um, I, I'm also curious how much time has passed, like how long
Speaker:have you allotted for all of the relationships to change and, and you
Speaker:could to be in love with the person.
Speaker:Like, I, I don't know how long that would take, um, but to believe that this will
Speaker:work and then leave a one star review.
Speaker:I mean, I would never leave a one star review for someone I hired to like.
Speaker:Have voodoo
Speaker:break up a couple.
Speaker:I would be afraid of that.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So yeah, same.
Speaker:So to see a one star struck my interest.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:'cause of the 'cause of the ballsy nature.
Speaker:Um, but when we get to the reply, which I feel like most of the meet
Speaker:here is in the reply, is in the reply that I do feel like they do a really
Speaker:great job of sort of putting docia in their place because I leave feeling.
Speaker:Like Luna is very knowledgeable and that this is like a reliable source.
Speaker:And also the whole idea of like wickedness versus positivity.
Speaker:I'm sort of like, oh, maybe I would really trust them to make
Speaker:like a positive doll for me.
Speaker:That's what I'm, yes, I agree with that.
Speaker:There's like an expert.
Speaker:So let's come back to the review, just 'cause we have to sort
Speaker:of separate the two things.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:We already sort of touched on the value, the spelling and grammar I think was fine.
Speaker:Whether or not it's truthful, shady, I think we're alluding to
Speaker:the fact that it's kind of shady.
Speaker:I mean, it's, it's, it's a shady bitch move.
Speaker:Whether or not it's common or typical, I don't know.
Speaker:I kind of think it's in the eye of the beholder, in the eye of the desire.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Were we humored
Speaker:by the review?
Speaker:I think it's kind of funny they bought four dolls, but yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, it definitely like leaves an air of mystery like, Ooh, like what are
Speaker:they planning to do with these dolls?
Speaker:Like it's a little creepy.
Speaker:Also.
Speaker:Is that one purchase or is it four individual purchases that you would
Speaker:leave four individual reviews for?
Speaker:I guess it would be because you have to write the intention separately, right?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Like you can't just add four to the cart.
Speaker:Um.
Speaker:Is it humorous or entertaining?
Speaker:Not really.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean I think it's a little entertaining.
Speaker:And then the ultimate impact of the review is I still like, I don't trust do ascia
Speaker:over the seller even without a reply.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So should we crown, do Ascia and then we can get into the crowning of the owner?
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
Speaker:In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will
Speaker:simultaneously reveal our rating.
Speaker:The queens are tabulating
Speaker:total school.
Speaker:Oh wow.
Speaker:Interesting.
Speaker:I'm holding up a half crown trades, holding up two crowns.
Speaker:I only went for a half crown.
Speaker:'cause you know what?
Speaker:I do think magic is in the eyes.
Speaker:Of the creator, and I think that the creator in this case is docia, and I
Speaker:really think that the thing that they're coming to this page to blame on the seller
Speaker:is not really the seller's responsibility.
Speaker:I think the magic comes from.
Speaker:Yes, it's been anointed.
Speaker:Yes, it's been created with this intention in mind for you, but at
Speaker:the end of the day, it's your energy that you put into it that really
Speaker:creates the outcome, in my opinion.
Speaker:And so for that reason, I could only give a half crown just
Speaker:for Ballsiness alone balls.
Speaker:I said two crowns, because I think it's queenly to be ballsy and be like, the
Speaker:voodoo magic itself hasn't happened yet.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:I'm willing to tweak it if I see a change, right?
Speaker:Um, but I think that that's valuable, but there's not a lot of meat here when
Speaker:I look at this compared to the reply, there's so much more value in the reply.
Speaker:But I'm getting that like, okay, if I want this voodoo doll, did it work?
Speaker:And it seems like it did not work.
Speaker:Um, but it was well made and all the communication was good.
Speaker:So I said too, 'cause it's like, you know, a little mixed messaging.
Speaker:Mm.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Now for Luna, Zara.
Speaker:This reply.
Speaker:I think it's a pretty, pretty queenly reply.
Speaker:I think it's pretty queenly.
Speaker:I'm still willing to chronic it 'cause I feel like I have
Speaker:things to, let's do, let's do it.
Speaker:The
Speaker:queens are tabulating.
Speaker:Total school.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Trey made them review.
Speaker:Queen.
Speaker:I went with four crowns.
Speaker:I went with four crowns.
Speaker:Dangerous because I know Wow.
Speaker:Because I think it's a little bit shady to call.
Speaker:I mean, I love it.
Speaker:Don't get me wrong.
Speaker:Like I'm enjoying thank, thank you for giving me all the tea, but it is a little
Speaker:shady from a Stop it, Trey, put it down.
Speaker:It is a little shady from a. Business owner perspective.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:To put somebody on blast like that.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Good point.
Speaker:This is a per, this is a personal request.
Speaker:I wanna think of it, that it's almost like a therapist.
Speaker:And even in the end you gave a threat, you're like, I'm only releasing this one.
Speaker:Do you want me to release the other two?
Speaker:Like it's a little blackmail and I don't love that, but I do love that.
Speaker:So yeah, foregrounds.
Speaker:I said five because I'm afraid.
Speaker:Um, but I also, I do think it's pretty queenly because
Speaker:it shifted the perspective.
Speaker:That's the value of having a reply from an owner.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Or from
Speaker:the seller because it now I'm not paying attention to the
Speaker:one star I've been one over.
Speaker:Um, that's right.
Speaker:And I feel like I would buy a doll even though I didn't, I made my
Speaker:own just for the sake of the show.
Speaker:Um, but.
Speaker:I get your point.
Speaker:I think maybe four and a half.
Speaker:I mean, I'm gonna say review queen, but I, I, I also agree it's a little like,
Speaker:is it unethical to like blast that tea?
Speaker:Um mm-hmm.
Speaker:Maybe a little, you know, to be honest here, does the reply if
Speaker:I want to break up a marriage
Speaker:mm-hmm.
Speaker:To
Speaker:have someone fall in love with me, does this reply make me think
Speaker:this is not the seller for me?
Speaker:Maybe, I don't know, maybe, maybe they, maybe you're
Speaker:shooting yourself in the foot.
Speaker:Unless you only wanna be doing positive magic, which I do appreciate.
Speaker:Yeah, that was, that was a, that was new to me.
Speaker:I, I, you asked early on, but I did not consider voodoo dolls for positive.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:Spell.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:But, all right, well, there we go.
Speaker:Can you put the needle down?
Speaker:Any specific spot?
Speaker:No, Tre don't.
Speaker:I'm not a voodoo priestess.
Speaker:I have no power.
Speaker:It's all a joke.
Speaker:You all, we all have power.
Speaker:Trey, we all, well, I know that have power.
Speaker:Uh, all right, well we did it Queen.
Speaker:Thank you for joining us for this portion of the Voodoos, Chelsey,
Speaker:keeping the positive magic in the air.
Speaker:We've reached the most regal portion of our show.
Speaker:Is there.
Speaker:Someone or something that you would like to induct for?
Speaker:My royal line
Speaker:is,
Speaker:yes, I would.
Speaker:Trey, thank you so much for asking.
Speaker:I just wanna give a quick moment of acknowledgement to this beautiful
Speaker:wall behind me that was done by Coco.
Speaker:Coco is on Instagram as Coco Art, but the O'S are zeros.
Speaker:You can also follow them from looking.
Speaker:We follow Coco.
Speaker:So if you wanna go to our Instagram and follow us and then look at who we follow.
Speaker:You can find Coco that way.
Speaker:This is gorgeous.
Speaker:She's a local artist.
Speaker:She lives in la.
Speaker:She needs work and she's fantastic.
Speaker:And if you want to order one of her pieces, she also ships slates cool.
Speaker:Um, nationwide.
Speaker:So I highly recommend you check her out.
Speaker:She's totally a queen.
Speaker:She did such an amazing job capturing my vision and I love you, Coco.
Speaker:You're the best and I'm gonna hire you again.
Speaker:So go ahead, go on Instagram and follow Coco underscore
Speaker:art with zeros instead of Os.
Speaker:Love you.
Speaker:How long did it take?
Speaker:Honestly, not that long.
Speaker:And I took, I tried to screenshot Trey, but he was sick.
Speaker:She literally drew hand Drew like the whole.
Speaker:Logo.
Speaker:I watched her just looking at a photo of it and she captured the fonts.
Speaker:She captured everything beautifully and it didn't even take that long.
Speaker:I mean, look like, I mean,
Speaker:it's literally identical.
Speaker:It's
Speaker:like honestly perfect.
Speaker:Like this mug.
Speaker:It's, I don't know how much you guys can see in the foreground, but
Speaker:it's, it's per literally perfect.
Speaker:She's amazing and she works pretty efficiently.
Speaker:Great job, Coco.
Speaker:It's beautiful.
Speaker:Yes, and it will be loved for a very long time, so thank you.
Speaker:It will be.
Speaker:Well, we did a queen.
Speaker:That's another round on the r ru and RQ Ferris Wheel of
Speaker:Thank you for joining me in my voodoo doll today.
Speaker:I didn't know that we would be here together, but if you like what
Speaker:you heard, please tell a friend.
Speaker:And if you're gonna buy a voodoo doll of that friend, maybe do things like
Speaker:give them lots of money or make them fall in love, um, or do something good.
Speaker:Don't like threaten to poke them with needles.
Speaker:Oh, it wasn't a threat, honey.
Speaker:I poked it.
Speaker:So if you did not like what you heard today, just go tell an enemy.
Speaker:Share it with them.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:And on this week's after show pod, I wish I was doing a voodoo doll
Speaker:review about you, Trey, but I'm not.
Speaker:I'm going to be, we are going to be rating, you know, that I'm buying.
Speaker:We are gonna be, this doll is freaking me out rating and
Speaker:reviewing a four star review.
Speaker:For a what?
Speaker:Try a strip club.
Speaker:Ooh.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:It's a four star Google review for a strip club, so if you're
Speaker:interested to see what that's about, then hop on over to the after show.
Speaker:I love it.
Speaker:I can't wait to see why this was said.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:Can you imagine stripping.
Speaker:Was one eye, the Sure.
Speaker:But the intended audience is so uninterested in you
Speaker:that they're on their phone.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, I'm, I'm offended just considering it.
Speaker:I know.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:I do wonder why.
Speaker:Please remember,
Speaker:ignore the haters.
Speaker:You're queen.
Speaker:Gender nonspecific
Speaker:queen.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Love you.
Speaker:Bye bye.
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Speaker:Was it a teen witch that she had, like a little voodoo doll or
Speaker:something that was really funny?
Speaker:Like of the teacher sounds right.
Speaker:It was like the teacher like, like crapping their pants or
Speaker:something because they like.
Speaker:I think it might have been Teen Witch.
Speaker:That sounds, that sounds on brandand with Teen White, right?
Speaker:Supersonic, yeah.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Well, I hope that, you know, all joking aside, this is a sock that I
Speaker:made with contour and um, I cut up a black napkin and I made a top knot.
Speaker:So what's
Speaker:cre what's even crazier is that I was wearing really red lipstick today and I
Speaker:even like blotted it out, which is creepy.
Speaker:Because the dolls wearing red lipstick and I was like, I never wear red lipstick.
Speaker:Like red, red.
Speaker:But look at that contour.
Speaker:You did great.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:I liked my eyelashes as well.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:I cut up a eyelash 'cause that's beautiful as of scale.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Well it was nice.
Speaker:Queens.
Speaker:We'll see you on Friday.
Speaker:Yeah, see you Friday.
Speaker:Bye.
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