Episode 200
200: Banana Slicer - 5 Star Review
200 EPISODES, BABY! 🎊 In this milestone celebration, the Queens pop some bubbly, reflect on their wildest podcast memories, and dive into the most legendary Amazon review of all time: the iconic 5 Star tale of the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.
Chelsey pulls out all the stops with this comedic cult classic review by “Wham,” a decade-old epic filled with banana slicing, boomerang chaos, and accidental eunuchs. Is this the funniest review in Amazon history? Or just another bro-written novella disguised as feedback? Either way, it’s the perfect pick for episode 200.
Plus, Trey makes a rhinestoned debut, Chelsey pops champagne all over herself, and the Royal Squad is toasted with gratitude. 🎉💛🍾
🪑 Episode Highlights
- (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint: Trey takes aim at coat-over-chair theater goers 😤
- (00:07:06) Review Breakdown: Chelsey finally brings the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer to the podcast!
- (00:12:14) Review Reading: “Much, Much More Than It Seems” (You’re not ready.)
- (00:15:18) Reply Reaction: There is no reply… but boy is there reaction.
- (00:21:04) The Verdict: The Queens crown this infamous review—but do they agree?
- (00:25:40) My Royal Highness: Trey honors a blinding new desk accessory 🔥
🕰️ Timestamps
- (00:00:35) Introduction & 200th Celebration Begins! 🎉
- (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint
- (00:07:06) Review Breakdown
- (00:12:14) Review Reading
- (00:15:18) Review Reaction
- (00:21:04) The Verdict
- (00:25:40) My Royal Highness
- (00:29:00) After Show Tease: Banana Radiation + Banana Game?! 🍌
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Transcript
Everybody's got an opinion.
Speaker:Every Californian and Virginian.
Speaker:It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Speaker:Someone's gotta settle.
Speaker:The Score.
Speaker:Trey, and Chelsey will help you choose who's win, which one.
Speaker:Hello.
Speaker:Well, hello and welcome for the 200th time to Review That Review.
Speaker:We, for the 200th time are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing
Speaker:reviews.
Speaker:Oh my goodness.
Speaker:That's Chelsey Donn, and that is Trey Gerrald.
Speaker:But together you can call us the review queens.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:Here at Review That Review.
Speaker:We believe in balance the good, the bad, and the kvetchy.
Speaker:So it's only fair, right.
Speaker:Trey, that we take a moment it out.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Release it.
Speaker:Would you like to Lodge A Complaint?
Speaker:Why?
Speaker:Yes, I would.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:In honor of the 200th episode, Chelsey and I decided to dress nicely.
Speaker:We haven't done this since I think our very first, um, new
Speaker:Year's episode when we dress Nice.
Speaker:Um, yes, but in honor of dressing up, I, you know, I feel like dressing up
Speaker:is something that has sort of gone away in culture, which Sure, whatever.
Speaker:But, um, because I live in close proximity to Broadway, I love
Speaker:going to Broadway and people.
Speaker:Straight up be wearing sweatpants to Broadway.
Speaker:Now, I understand that this can go into two ways now.
Speaker:Maybe the arts shouldn't be so expensive and maybe there is something
Speaker:to be said about access for all.
Speaker:That's a different conversation.
Speaker:I'm not even talking about dress codes.
Speaker:But we now are at a place where like if you're wearing sweatpants
Speaker:or you're wearing like those black Adidas like workout pants that
Speaker:have the two white stripes on the side, no one's gonna blink at you.
Speaker:They're gonna let you in.
Speaker:Like it's fine.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:That's something completely different.
Speaker:My complaint today, especially when it's wintry time and everyone has
Speaker:coats and scarves and accoutrement, and they drape them over the back.
Speaker:Of their chair.
Speaker:Now we all know, we've talked about this.
Speaker:Broadway theaters were built hundreds of years ago when the average size
Speaker:of a human was 60% what it is today.
Speaker:Alright, so everyone's already crammed and, and smushed your kneecaps or
Speaker:touching the seat that's in front of you.
Speaker:It's worse than being in the back of a Honda Civic like.
Speaker:People then drape their big puffy mother down coats over the back, and
Speaker:then I have a hood that's literally tickling my nose the entire show.
Speaker:It's like I don't understand the lack of awareness that when you drape your coat
Speaker:over the chair, you are then infringing on my personal space that I've paid $300 for.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:To sit and watch a show.
Speaker:And then when you're like.
Speaker:When you get the gall to say, I'm sorry, um, can you put your coat like under your
Speaker:seat or can you like do something else?
Speaker:Can you pay the $2 to coat check it?
Speaker:Can you just put it in your lap?
Speaker:Can you do anything other than draping it so that it is literally tickling my face?
Speaker:They get mad at you.
Speaker:I, I, I don't understand.
Speaker:I understand not wanting to put your coat on the ground, but like I don't
Speaker:put my winter coat in my bed with me.
Speaker:I know that that is gross and dirty.
Speaker:So when I go to a show, I ball it up out of consideration and I put it in the seat
Speaker:under me 'cause I don't want it in my lap.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:And then I don't do delicate things with my coat.
Speaker:I don't wear my coat when I'm in my car.
Speaker:So my complaint is.
Speaker:The lack of spatial awareness in theaters.
Speaker:They could be a movie theater too, 'cause those seats now are
Speaker:like lazboy and they're giant.
Speaker:If you put your coat over that chair, I can't see the screen.
Speaker:Like no one has any awareness of their neighbors in close proximity.
Speaker:That is my complaint.
Speaker:The next time you were in ENC, closed quarters in a place where you paid
Speaker:upwards of 150, let's be real, up to $400 to see a Broadway show.
Speaker:Don't put your coat over the back of your chair.
Speaker:It's insane.
Speaker:You're an insane person.
Speaker:That's my complaint.
Speaker:I hear you try.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:That's a good complaint.
Speaker:I think people only understand this rule on airplanes 'cause
Speaker:of that seat back table.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:You know, we
Speaker:get it.
Speaker:That area.
Speaker:My area, my area.
Speaker:But people do it, it still,
Speaker:people will still, still do it on airplanes, old ladies.
Speaker:They will drape their coat over their chair.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:I'm like, are you, are you out?
Speaker:If you're,
Speaker:no, you've lost it at that point.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:You've lost the plot.
Speaker:You've lost the plot.
Speaker:YII have no defense for you.
Speaker:I have no defense.
Speaker:It's, it's not defensible.
Speaker:Anyway, thank you
Speaker:for letting me fetch that out.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:Good
Speaker:fetch tray.
Speaker:Very good.
Speaker:Very relatable.
Speaker:I feel you on all the counts.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:I think I need a drink.
Speaker:I feel like a little bit like, I don't know.
Speaker:Re we gotta lighten the mood here.
Speaker:I think we, we gotta, we gotta pop some bottles.
Speaker:What do you think?
Speaker:Well, it's good.
Speaker:You have real, I mean, I didn't
Speaker:even open my bottle yet because you know why I tried to do it
Speaker:subtly off camera.
Speaker:I have Canada dry.
Speaker:I'm
Speaker:Oh, you, oh, you're not doing champagne.
Speaker:But now I wish I actually had real
Speaker:champagne.
Speaker:'cause we have a long day recording today.
Speaker:I,
Speaker:yeah, this is, this was part of the arrangement.
Speaker:I need you drunk.
Speaker:Well, here we go.
Speaker:I want you all to hear the beautiful bubbles.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:Oh no.
Speaker:I thought I would
Speaker:pray.
Speaker:Don't hurt, don't hurt yourself.
Speaker:Okay, I'm going right for the source.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:I just put a straw.
Speaker:Uh, she clearly didn't practice that.
Speaker:She's spilling out.
Speaker:Do you need to pause?
Speaker:Just clean it or you'll deal with it?
Speaker:I brought paper towels.
Speaker:Oh, she's prepared.
Speaker:Cheers.
Speaker:Tray.
Speaker:Beautiful.
Speaker:Cheers.
Speaker:200 years.
Speaker:200 years.
Speaker:200 episodes.
Speaker:Feels like 200 years.
Speaker:That first year of episodes, I think are our episodes Felt like a year long.
Speaker:That day.
Speaker:Those hour long
Speaker:episodes.
Speaker:Hour and a half.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:We've come a long way my friend.
Speaker:Toast.
Speaker:It's so
Speaker:amazing to be here with you.
Speaker:I love you.
Speaker:Love you toast.
Speaker:Cheers to as many more episodes as we, we got in us, and we love you, Queens.
Speaker:Thank you for being here with us.
Speaker:Thank you for being a part of this celebration.
Speaker:Thank you for continuing to listen and watch after 200 episodes.
Speaker:I, I love you so much.
Speaker:I'm so grateful for you.
Speaker:Yes, this has been a wonderful adventure.
Speaker:If you're listening or watching, raise a Glass.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Here's to those we love, here's to those we hate.
Speaker:Here's to sitting around and never procrast to painting.
Speaker:Painting.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I was gonna try to be clever.
Speaker:Yes, Chelsey, I like you and I, yes, have done something
Speaker:consistently for 200 episodes.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:200
Speaker:times.
Speaker:We've co consistently more than that.
Speaker:'cause we, we have bonus episodes.
Speaker:We had a whole separate series of Christmas e extras.
Speaker:We've done an entire series of the after show.
Speaker:That's another 179 episodes we've done.
Speaker:It's insane.
Speaker:I am acknowledging you for showing up and doing, I'm acknowledging us
Speaker:for stick, stick with itness ness and, um, and that as you pointed
Speaker:out also to the audience that's, uh.
Speaker:Shared in the journey with us.
Speaker:We love you all.
Speaker:Cheers.
Speaker:We love you so much, Queens.
Speaker:Cheers to the Royal squad.
Speaker:Cheers to you.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:Love you.
Speaker:I'm drinking right outta the bottle.
Speaker:That one was better.
Speaker:I'm gonna get so drunk.
Speaker:I'm gonna be wasted.
Speaker:I, I committed to drinking this entire spliff.
Speaker:This doesn't taste good.
Speaker:I think it's like airplane size.
Speaker:I feel like this is what they give you on an airplane.
Speaker:You also drink Canada dry in an airplane.
Speaker:I'm not leading the witness.
Speaker:I'm just saying
Speaker:is Ginger ale usually caffeine-free?
Speaker:Is that like a thing?
Speaker:I don't know this, is that a thing?
Speaker:I think so.
Speaker:I bought these when I had strap, uh, and I didn't realize they were I And now
Speaker:you're addicted to them mini bottles?
Speaker:No, I think they're disgusting.
Speaker:I only had one.
Speaker:Oh, I'm obsessed
Speaker:with them.
Speaker:I love the mini ginger bottles.
Speaker:It's, I like the mini cans step away, but I don't like mini can like
Speaker:the taste of this.
Speaker:Maybe I like schlep Schwepps better.
Speaker:Oh, could
Speaker:be.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Should we jump into an online review now that we've Cheers?
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:Let's do it.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:But wait.
Speaker:Before we put the cart before the horse?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:If you are loving the show, I. Do not forget to hit that subscribe button.
Speaker:It is for free and it helps us.
Speaker:Don't you wanna help us?
Speaker:And it keeps all of these 200 plus reviews coming.
Speaker:Let's do more.
Speaker:Hit subscribe,
Speaker:please.
Speaker:Ah, yeah, subscribe.
Speaker:We love hearing from you.
Speaker:Drop a comment below.
Speaker:Let us know what's making you laugh, gasp, or say, oh no, no, that's week.
Speaker:Just do it.
Speaker:Just do it whenever you get a chance.
Speaker:Okay?
Speaker:Thank you, Queens.
Speaker:Now speaking of.
Speaker:Let's Review That.
Speaker:Review.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:As your trustee review Queens, we bring in reviews for the 200th time
Speaker:that we feel need to be inspected.
Speaker:We're gonna read you that review.
Speaker:We're gonna break it down and then rate the impact of said review on
Speaker:a scale from zero to five crowns.
Speaker:It's a very regal process that we call
Speaker:Assess That Kvetch
Speaker:and Chelsey.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:You are a 200th episode.
Speaker:What have you got?
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Trey, I knew for this one, our 200th episode.
Speaker:I needed to go big.
Speaker:I needed to do something that was truly iconic.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:A review.
Speaker:So legendary, so viral.
Speaker:That's been, that it has been shared.
Speaker:Okay, debated and mentioned for over a decade.
Speaker:I almost wanted to give you the opportunity to guess what it is.
Speaker:Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker:There's a product that reigns Supreme in the Hall of Fame of Amazon reviews.
Speaker:It's a very simple product, but it's powerful.
Speaker:It's inspired Epic tales, fake lawsuits, and government level intrigue.
Speaker:Any ideas?
Speaker:Trey, you only spent 200 episodes.
Speaker:Reading Amazon reviews and we've never done this, which is kind of shocking and
Speaker:has been brought to my attention before.
Speaker:Any guesses?
Speaker:Leave a comment if you have a guess right now.
Speaker:Actually, you'll probably see this, but no guesses.
Speaker:Try.
Speaker:Is it the milk?
Speaker:I know milk went viral.
Speaker:Lawsuits.
Speaker:I don't know what.
Speaker:It's
Speaker:not milk.
Speaker:It is the 5 7 1 Banana slicer.
Speaker:The banana slicer.
Speaker:The banana slicer really like popped off the entire world of like Buzzfeed
Speaker:looking at reviews like this banana slice.
Speaker:I haven't even gone in there, you guys, 'cause it's too much of a minefield.
Speaker:Okay?
Speaker:It's 11.25 inches.
Speaker:It's a piece of plastic that's captivated the internet somehow for over a decade
Speaker:with its ability to perfectly cut.
Speaker:Bananas.
Speaker:The product has an average rating of 4.4 stars.
Speaker:There are over 71,000 reviews, okay?
Speaker:Oh, and it's currently listed as $6 and 51 cents on Amazon, so I had to
Speaker:scour hundreds of unhinged reviews.
Speaker:I landed on this one.
Speaker:I thought it was interesting.
Speaker:Okay, so buckle up Royal Squad because today we're diving into
Speaker:a five star review titled much, much more than it seems by wham,
Speaker:wham.
Speaker:By Wham, like the band isn't there?
Speaker:Band, wham.
Speaker:Yeah, I
Speaker:was gonna say that, but I don't know what they sing.
Speaker:Yeah, but this is by wham damn
Speaker:it all started innocently enough in high school.
Speaker:Oh no.
Speaker:Some people thought little Billy Epstein and I were gay.
Speaker:But we really took home ed class because that was where all the chicks were.
Speaker:We learned a lot in that class about life, our sexuality,
Speaker:pubescent females, and food prep.
Speaker:Our teacher ed ban appeal was very competitive.
Speaker:What we sliced.
Speaker:And we diced into all hours of the night practicing and hoping
Speaker:that we could all get full ride scholarships onto culinary schools.
Speaker:Ban appeal was certain that would elevate his program higher than the football
Speaker:and basketball programs combined.
Speaker:He needed to find a competitive edge and one day founded on Amazon,
Speaker:the Hustler 5 7 1 Banana Slicer.
Speaker:It was faster than anything we had seen before and cleanup was a breeze.
Speaker:However, the hustler 5 7 1 is so much more being adolescent males.
Speaker:We decided to snook a hustler 5 7, 1 out of the school.
Speaker:To spend more time with it and realize its full potential.
Speaker:We found ourselves in the home ec room at the precise moment when BAP peel's morning
Speaker:coffee kicked in and he made a beeline to the bathroom to lighten his load.
Speaker:Oh my god.
Speaker:Little Billy grabbed the hustler 5 7 1 and jammed it down his pants in a flash.
Speaker:We tried to make our way to the doorway without anybody noticing us, but.
Speaker:Little Billy caught the attention of every girl in the
Speaker:class, if you know what I mean.
Speaker:As soon as we hit the hallway, we were off and running.
Speaker:We knew we would get in trouble for skipping school, but we didn't care.
Speaker:We had the Hustler 5 7 1, and it was ours.
Speaker:We made it all the way to little Billy's house.
Speaker:We knew we were safe there because his parents both worked during the day.
Speaker:His mom was a a slinky tester and his dad licked envelopes for publisher's clearing
Speaker:house sweepstakes and all the excitement.
Speaker:After we arrived at his house, little Billy pulled the hustler.
Speaker:5 7 1. Out of his pants and little too quickly, he's now a eunuch,
Speaker:but our story doesn't
Speaker:end there.
Speaker:We buried the LER 5 7 1 in little Billy's backyard to avoid suspicion to.
Speaker:However, we had to keep bearing it because several dogs and a raccoon kept digging
Speaker:it back up with all the blood on it.
Speaker:After little Billy had finally healed, we decided to see what
Speaker:the Hustler 5 7 1 could do.
Speaker:After all.
Speaker:We never got the chance before due to little Billy's misfortune.
Speaker:As little Billy was lifting it from the ground.
Speaker:The dogs were all over it, so I grabbed it and threw it just like
Speaker:a boomerang with amazing accuracy.
Speaker:It went out about a hundred yards.
Speaker:And it made a perfect turn and trajectory right back to my hand.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:I had to move.
Speaker:It was just there.
Speaker:Little Billy was awestruck.
Speaker:He, he tried to do the same thing but failed miserably.
Speaker:Like most paper airplanes he made in his lifetime not wanting him to feel bad.
Speaker:I told him that maybe we could play catch with it and use it like
Speaker:a Frisbee instead of a boomerang.
Speaker:Poor little Billy lost two fingers that day.
Speaker:Oh, come on.
Speaker:He was a good sport about it, but never picked up another hustler.
Speaker:5, 7 1. So I finally had the hustler, 5 71, all to myself.
Speaker:I took it out and continued using it like a boomerang, and found my
Speaker:accuracy improving exponentially.
Speaker:I started.
Speaker:Taking out pigeons in mid-flight and progressed to bats a dusk.
Speaker:I was getting the attention of everyone on the neighborhood
Speaker:and crowds started forming to watch me use my new honed skills.
Speaker:The crowds grew and grew even larger.
Speaker:At first, I was surprised to see the College Scouts, but I was more impressed
Speaker:to learn that the hustler was after me to found its very own hustler.
Speaker:5 7 1 Boomerang Leak.
Speaker:It was when the Secret Service showed up that I started to get scared.
Speaker:I was afraid that old.
Speaker:Fan appeal was finally onto me and had figured out I had pinched the hustler.
Speaker:5 7 1. This wasn't it at all.
Speaker:They wanted to go skeet shooting with Barack Obama.
Speaker:Don't tell the potus, but he never hit a clay pigeon to save his life.
Speaker:It was really me and my hustler.
Speaker:5 7 1 hiding off in the woods.
Speaker:Wham.
Speaker:Why did, why did they start this by saying people thought they were gay?
Speaker:I knew that we were gonna talk about that.
Speaker:It was because they were taking home ec with ban, with ban
Speaker:appeal, which sounds a lot.
Speaker:Banana Peel.
Speaker:Did you take home?
Speaker:We, everybody had to take it.
Speaker:We had to build a pillow.
Speaker:Which I think Bertha, shout out to Bertha, my housekeeper helped me make that pillow.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Well we did not have to take it in the South.
Speaker:It was an elective and they changed the name to Consumer Science Careers to try to
Speaker:get more males to sign up for the class.
Speaker:Really?
Speaker:So that what it was like, you know, in the early two thousands in South Carolina, um.
Speaker:Obviously this is, this review was written by the way, in 2013, April 7th, 2013.
Speaker:'cause Obama,
Speaker:that's a whole nother conversation.
Speaker:Um, yeah, yeah.
Speaker:Obviously this is a joke review and like this is insane 'cause I
Speaker:can't imagine anyone being a good sport about losing two fingers.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:No, I mean
Speaker:the, the entire, the entire review section of this product
Speaker:has just become a pissing war.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:For who can have the more ridiculous story.
Speaker:Well, and I think it's, you
Speaker:have to think about this as like fan fiction almost.
Speaker:Anytime you bring up the Secret Service, you know, it's a fake review, right?
Speaker:Because like.
Speaker:If the secret service comes for you, it's a secret.
Speaker:Um, okay.
Speaker:Right, sure.
Speaker:But the most ridiculous part of this review is when they say that they
Speaker:put the banana peeler in their pants and then caught the attention of
Speaker:every girl, if you know what I mean.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Can we stop this weird.
Speaker:Made up story that women ale men the way that men ale women, like women.
Speaker:Don't give a bleep about your bulge.
Speaker:They don't give a crap about penis size.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:Everyone like I would
Speaker:look if there was like a very big bulge happening.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Well, all right, so you're a woman, so you, you just dismantled my
Speaker:thing, but it's like it real, I hear
Speaker:you.
Speaker:Like, it's like the, the polite presumption of it all.
Speaker:People like men care about that stuff, so they assume that women
Speaker:assign value to a giant bulge.
Speaker:Right, right.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:Wham, I feel like this was really lengthy girl.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Um.
Speaker:This was
Speaker:not even close to the longest
Speaker:I believe it.
Speaker:Like
Speaker:I, I knew it was long, but guys, there were some other reviews
Speaker:that were just like, they, they beyond exceeded the word count.
Speaker:I.
Speaker:I mean, as far as valuable, new, unique information here, I would've never
Speaker:considered using it as a boomerang.
Speaker:I am not sure that aerodynamically it would actually function.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I have never purchased this actual product.
Speaker:I wonder if it is sharp enough to actually like slice off your fingers.
Speaker:It's, it's definitely, this is like longer than a novella spelling, grammar.
Speaker:It's a novel.
Speaker:It's pretty on point, right?
Speaker:Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker:It's good.
Speaker:Truthful, shady.
Speaker:I mean, this whole product has become, like
Speaker:this whole product has become a joke, which is why I am like, it's a
Speaker:landing page.
Speaker:Like, all right, so this is like, let's just say this is way I'm
Speaker:coming to an open mic night.
Speaker:Since it's hard to go through the rest of our like points about them because
Speaker:like do we think that he's funny?
Speaker:Like are, or they're funny?
Speaker:Do we think that we're happy that they brought this story to the narrative?
Speaker:I mean, I. Little Billy, you know, the weird gay comments
Speaker:licking envelopes for publishers', greenhouse making envelopes.
Speaker:I mean, that was an interesting detail.
Speaker:I mean like, like, okay, sure.
Speaker:You know, that, um, growing up there was like a local newspaper and they would
Speaker:do mailers and every now and then my mom would go and get tons of envelope
Speaker:envelopes and, and like labels and we would label them and it was really fun.
Speaker:Um.
Speaker:As like a
Speaker:job.
Speaker:She did that.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It was like we would do it like together.
Speaker:Um, yeah, but you wet a sponge.
Speaker:'cause otherwise if you a sponge hundred, you, I mean, I
Speaker:did fan mail for a little bit.
Speaker:I know that's You wet a sponge.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Um, you
Speaker:don't want those paper cuts.
Speaker:None.
Speaker:Um, I didn't think it was very funny.
Speaker:Like I, I feel like it's
Speaker:a specific, it did much, much
Speaker:more than it seems.
Speaker:It's like a specific humor.
Speaker:Like after his cup of Joe, he had to lighten his load.
Speaker:You know, it's like broy humor.
Speaker:It's broy.
Speaker:Yeah, I agree.
Speaker:Um, which you and I are not the audience.
Speaker:We're not the right
Speaker:audience for the bro.
Speaker:But do I think it's a creative take?
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:If I was a creative writing teacher, great.
Speaker:You have, you took us on a journey.
Speaker:Am I putting it on the fridge?
Speaker:I don't think a grandma is gonna like, I
Speaker:don't think grandma wants this on the fridge.
Speaker:I don't think that, I think it's a little bit scary.
Speaker:It's like a horror story.
Speaker:We have someone like becoming a eunuch.
Speaker:What's a
Speaker:eunuch one ball?
Speaker:Oh, oh.
Speaker:I mean,
Speaker:yeah, there's a lot of that kind of humor happening in this review.
Speaker:What, um, but this is a good example of what's out there and it's sort of
Speaker:why, like, I haven't done it before because Trey and I like to really
Speaker:review reviewers that are like super.
Speaker:Valuable.
Speaker:Not valuable.
Speaker:That sounds wrong, but you know what I mean, like super, like informative.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And these are definitely more jokes, but I thought it was
Speaker:interesting to bring one of these in.
Speaker:But that's my question is like no harm, no foul.
Speaker:Like it's a banana peeler that's a jokey kind of like product.
Speaker:Like we can all just cut a, you can cut a banana by your hands,
Speaker:like you can just bend it in half.
Speaker:Um, and it's like $6.
Speaker:So like is there any like.
Speaker:Anything wrong with this becoming like a joke landing page?
Speaker:Like,
Speaker:I mean, I'm sure that banana Peel slice slicer benefited from the
Speaker:fact that they went so viral.
Speaker:So let's think about that when we go into the crowning and consider all of that.
Speaker:I think I'm ready to crown.
Speaker:Are you.
Speaker:So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
Speaker:And in an effort to be fair and not banana influenced by one another, we
Speaker:will simultaneously reveal our ratings.
Speaker:The
Speaker:Queens are Tabulating,
Speaker:so to school.
Speaker:Okay, Trey's holding up two crowns.
Speaker:I'm holding up three crowns.
Speaker:Trey, you go first.
Speaker:Why?
Speaker:Two crowns for wha.
Speaker:I just found it to be a little meandering.
Speaker:I said two because like, at least it was like an original take.
Speaker:Um, wham does mention skipping school.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And there was nothing more titillating than like skipping school.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:not that I ever did it.
Speaker:I never did it.
Speaker:I never, I never did.
Speaker:The idea
Speaker:yeah's.
Speaker:Not as bad.
Speaker:The
Speaker:idea of it felt really intimidating.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:One time I skipped class and I waved at my teacher.
Speaker:Idiot.
Speaker:Oh God.
Speaker:Um, so I said two crowns.
Speaker:'cause it's like, is this an earth shaking review?
Speaker:Not necessarily, but it was clean humor.
Speaker:It went there, it was broey, whatever.
Speaker:So no harm to foul.
Speaker:Two crowns.
Speaker:Why'd you say three crowns?
Speaker:I.
Speaker:I guess I said three because we made the effort to like
Speaker:really create a narrative here.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:And we threw our hat in the ring for like wanting to be most liked on
Speaker:this form of reviews, which I don't think that I would vote for this
Speaker:review as like the best review ever.
Speaker:But also I think it did get eyes on the product.
Speaker:So like we were saying, no harm, no foul, three crowns.
Speaker:Nice.
Speaker:Yeah, aren't you glad I didn't
Speaker:say banana?
Speaker:Oh, I am glad, but I did.
Speaker:Alright, queen, we've aired our grievances.
Speaker:We've inspected a review, so now let's shed a light on something
Speaker:truly deserving of a crown.
Speaker:We have reached the most regal portion of our show.
Speaker:Who are you inducting for?
Speaker:My royal line is
Speaker:All right, well call back to you unintentionally mentioning the sparkles,
Speaker:but today very simply, I must induct.
Speaker:These obnoxious rhinestones.
Speaker:Oh my god.
Speaker:Water tumblers just so fitting for today that we're so shiny, but oh,
Speaker:we are so shiny.
Speaker:So these have taken over on TikTok, like where I'm a little late to the theme.
Speaker:So much so that you can buy this for $20 at CVS.
Speaker:But um, these are, but like these are cheap.
Speaker:I know, 'cause I understand drag, but these are like very cheap rhinestones.
Speaker:But you can buy on Etsy like.
Speaker:$700. Oh my God.
Speaker:Like Stanley hand rhinestone tumblers.
Speaker:But I saw this at CVS and I was like.
Speaker:You are like, that'll do.
Speaker:I'm like, I'm gonna get, and they only had the green one, but I was
Speaker:like, I'm gonna get this just to blind Chelsey and all of our viewers because
Speaker:I think it's so funny and I, wow.
Speaker:I didn't even actually drink it, but I had a prop, regular water
Speaker:glass so that I wouldn't reveal my, uh, Royal Highness too early.
Speaker:Oh wow.
Speaker:Try.
Speaker:But now I'm inducting.
Speaker:Here we go on our 200th episode, my brand new.
Speaker:Rhinestone Water Tumblr.
Speaker:That's gonna live at my desk and I'm only gonna use it when I'm recording the show.
Speaker:So for that reason, obnoxious Rhinestone, water tumblers are My Royal Highness.
Speaker:Get into it.
Speaker:Woo.
Speaker:Well, after 200 episodes, if there's anything that's important to us at
Speaker:Review That Review, it's hydration.
Speaker:That's very true.
Speaker:Well, we did it, queen.
Speaker:The Good, the bad, and the Kvetchy.
Speaker:It's another round on the, are you a RQ Ferris Wheel of.
Speaker:Doing something, committing to it, sticking the landing, not giving up,
Speaker:pivoting, and doing it with a friend.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:And slice of bananas along the way.
Speaker:Thank you for joining us today.
Speaker:If you like what you heard, please tell a friend
Speaker:and if you did not like what you heard, please tell an enemy.
Speaker:On this week's after show pod Chelsey and I are going to be rating
Speaker:and reviewing a three star Amazon.
Speaker:We're sticking to Amazon Review for a portable hand steamer.
Speaker:Things are gonna get spicy.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:And I wonder why this was said.
Speaker:Okay, so bananas technically contain radiation you guys, but it's
Speaker:totally harmless unless you somehow eat 10 million bananas at once.
Speaker:How do they know this?
Speaker:At that point, radiation isn't the problem.
Speaker:It's everything else that's gonna happen to your body from eating
Speaker:that many and paying you bananas.
Speaker:I wonder that as well.
Speaker:But please, Queens remember.
Speaker:Ignore the haters.
Speaker:You're a queen
Speaker:gendered on specific Sparkle.
Speaker:200 Queens.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Love you.
Speaker:Love y'all.
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Speaker:Well, hey Queens.
Speaker:Oh my goodness.
Speaker:What fun.
Speaker:I was putting on some besty bomb.
Speaker:Love my besty.
Speaker:I have some Besty bomb by Trixie Cosmetic.
Speaker:Shout out to Trixie.
Speaker:We love you guys and, um, love you.
Speaker:Make sure that you join us on Friday for the after show because Chelsey has
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Speaker:Go bananas.
Speaker:That it go bananas.
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