118: PornHub - 1 Star Review

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and ChelseyBD will help you choose who's win

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'I.

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Hello

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Hi, and welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

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reviews.

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that is ChelseyBD Donn.

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And that is Trey.

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Gerrald.

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And together we are

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The review Queens.

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That's right.

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Donn,

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That's 'I.

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Would you like to go into the darkness and bring A'?

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Little bit of that to the light with our listeners?

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See if anyone else agrees or has similar experiences.

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Are you ready?

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ChelseyBD two

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Lodge, A', Complaint.

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I'm ready Trey.

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Okay, so this applies, this Complaint, 'I guess applies to, uh, television, movies, and social

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Is delayed.

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Subtitles.

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Okay.

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'I Can't take it.

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'I think that it started when 'I started really writing for television.

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'I decided 'I was gonna always have the subtitles on.

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Maybe just to see phrasing of things.

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'I like the experience of being able to listen and read at the same time.

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'I don't know if it's the type of brain 'I have, but that's like very pleasing to me.

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And when it's delayed, it's so distracting to me.

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Oh my

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It's just such A' distraction.

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It's like 'I can't what, like what's happening?

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And it's just, it's not right.

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'I mean we should really sync this audio.

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Not everybody can can hear.

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People are reading it.

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They deserve to have the experience of reading it in real time and it's

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Also, if you're on social media and you're like doing A' lip-syncing

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It can be really hard to do that.

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Just don't do the video.

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Okay, just pick another medium.

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There's other reels you can do.

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You don't have to be the person that's doing the KY thing.

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You could do something else if you can't do it.

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Wait, that, that lipsky thingy really bugs me.

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'cause, 'cause 'I always start questioning, wait.

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Is there something off with my like

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Right.

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or like, did they not know that they are like A' millisecond off?

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Like did they not recognize that when they pressed it?

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Okay, wait, this delayed subtitles, that is so funny to me and it's

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Thank you.

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at the gym, you know, 'I will do an hour of cardio and

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And there is one television that always randomly says, Vulgar, B U L G E R,

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and the

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Fall.

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will continue to go over it.

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That's A'.

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Horrible.

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bulgar never goes away.

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The word never goes

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Bulgar what?

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Like what was it gonna be?

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Bulgaria 'I.

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Mean?

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'I.

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Don't even know why we would use the word

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is A' News Station and 'I understand that it's live.

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So like someone is transcribing really quickly live, but sometimes they'll

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Have you noticed that?

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Yeah.

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'I almost would rather, I'd almost rather them skip A' sentence if it means we're gonna catch

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caught up?

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Yeah.

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Especially if it's live like 'I can be more forgiving of live when things are taped

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Or when you're on social media soliciting some sort of entertainment Donn, don't know

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Right.

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'I.

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you.

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It really is maddening 'cause it just takes you out.

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me out of it.

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Now, 'I can't pay attention.

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Wait.

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I'll tell you one other thing.

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It depends on what it is, what I'm consuming, but sometimes 'I will also like to see the subtitles.

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'I once listened to an audiobook while reading the book.

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Listen.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I've done that before.

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'I.

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But isn't that

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'I know it is kind of weird you were reading along with them.

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Yeah.

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There's something about that dual stimuli that really, that audio visual

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So anyway, if you work in subtitles, thank you for getting it right.

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10 outta 12 times.

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Which is, that's an inside

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call back

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inside joke for

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back.

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But thank you for getting it right most of the time.

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But when you get it wrong, like, ugh, 'I can't.

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Anyway, that's my Complaint.

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'I.

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Hear you.

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Really good Complaint.

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It is like A' nuisance.

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That really just, it becomes front of mind, even though it should just be there.

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It's gotta just, yeah.

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Should not be noticeable.

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If it's noticeable, you're doing it wrong anyway.

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Whew.

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Got that off my chest.

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Wanna give someone else that same opportunity?

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Try.

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So, should we jump into an online review,

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'I think we should, but 'I don't want to put the cart before the horse.

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But Donn don't know if you're gonna regret wanting to let someone else get something off their chest.

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We'll find

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Oh no.

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Let's do it.

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Ooh.

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Review that.

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Out review

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Trey that was so ominous.

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Now I'm curious.

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Okay.

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As you know, we are your trusty review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you A' review, then we break it down together and rate the impact of

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This is A' very regal process that we call.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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As Trey mentioned, apparently we are entering dangerous territory and

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'cause now I'm nervous, but go ahead.

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So, you know, all of our episodes are rated E for explicit,

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Sometimes we save our blueness for the after show, but here

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Yeah.

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Today you and 'I are going to together rate and review A' one Star

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PornHub,

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Okay.

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Oh my goodness.

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Okay.

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do you know what PornHub is?

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Yeah, of course.

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So this, it's, it's an online Yes, of course.

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It's an online platform for porn.

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Donn.

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Don't know.

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Do you pay 'I?

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Is it free?

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One could call it A' hub

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It's A' hub for porn.

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PornHub is A' hub that you, that contains porn.

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Yep.

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So I'll be fully transparent.

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'I don't really consume content from PornHub.

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'I have in my life, 'I know it, but they do have free and premium memberships.

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And famously during Covid, PornHub made A' six month free membership for lockdown.

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Wow.

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membership and get free porn.

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Well, that's why nobody wanted to go back to work, did it?

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Ding.

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All right, so this is interesting to note.

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'I don't know if the gods are like conspiring here, but at the time of recording,

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No, it

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Isn't that stupid?

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That's just

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just stupid.

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That's hilarious.

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Do you think that they just like delete?

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Yeah, they like capped it at 69 and then every, like when 70 goes up, they're

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piece in, one piece

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out.

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Donn.

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Don't know.

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All right.

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So do you wanna guess what the overall rating for PornHub is on Trustpilot?

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Well, you know, because people are going to Trustpilot A' lot to complain.

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I'm gonna say two and A' half.

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It's A'.

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Really good guess, but it's actually 3.8 out of five

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okay.

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All right.

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Better than 'I thought.

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Is this page claimed by PornHub?

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unclaimed.

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Okay.

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They also have no history of asking for reviews and

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Okay.

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Fair.

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That's what it says.

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And then it just says about PornHub information provided by various external sources.

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It says, play check mark emoji free check mark emoji porn games.

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X, X, X

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Porn

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sex games.

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You won't last five minutes playing these games.

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Play now.

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Wait, are there, are there porn games?

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Is that A' thing?

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think so.

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'I don't know.

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Porn games.

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that's, that's about the company on PornHub,

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Very interesting.

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All right.

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So today we are gonna be reading and reviewing this one star, Trustpilot

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John R.

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John R.

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Okay.

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you say, come on.

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'I.

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Just feel like it's always A', John 'I.

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Don't know.

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We'll dig deeper into John later.

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So just put A' pin in that and for reference, this review is not that long ago.

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They wrote the review on May 19th, 2023.

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So just, you know, three months ago, four months ago, whatever.

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Oh, not that long ago.

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Alright, so the subject here is go outside for the love of God.

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Okay.

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All right, and here we go.

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Oh, it does say at the bottom of the review that the date of experience is May

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Good to know.

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when 'I watch porn.

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'I am very isolated and alone in my room.

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All my fantasies are at my fingertips, and so is my penis.

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Oh God.

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Here we go.

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'I watch Girls 'I, don't Know, suck and bang.

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Guys that 'I don't know.

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And in my Sick Little Mind, that guy is me.

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Okay.

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'I long.

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Oh, no.

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Okay.

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'I long for intimacy.

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But the adverts at the beginning of the videos tell me.

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'I 'I am pathetic and useless for jerking off to porn, so it makes me feel useless and pathetic.

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'I have no hopes of ever finding A' real girlfriend.

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Oh no.

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So 'I opt to just sign up for P Hub premium months go by from watching

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Oh, look here.

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Transgender porn, 'I can't, I'm not gay,

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stop.

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P ain't cutting it.

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A'.

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Just one.

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Just one video and I'm done.

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Wait one.

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What?

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He uses the word cranny, but we can't say that.

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So I'm beeping it.

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Okay.

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Months go by and the.

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Videos have reached A' point where it ain't doing it.

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Ah, let's go on the dark web to see

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what's on there.

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What 'I.

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'I have found stuff on the dark web that has become nightmare

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Regular pee and pee ain't doing it.

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'I have to commit suicide now.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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have reached the pinnacle of human achievement.

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Porn is the worst thing on the internet, and it literally takes up 90% of all the bandwidth.

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Why the, is there so much of it?

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How many endless streams of endless chicks banging some knob head guy can you consume

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All porn is exploitative in the sense that the women involved ain't enjoying it.

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They all fake.

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Come for the camera.

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That dude's in it ain't enjoying it.

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They take dick pills to get erections because they bang day after day, hour after hour.

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Endless amounts of everything your sick little mind can conjure up is on these vile websites.

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'I hope the internet burns itself out and P Hub and all the other P sites burn alive.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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'I took A'.

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Lot of notes.

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John R, are you kidding me, bro?

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Like.

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John, this was crazy on so many levels.

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Yeah, you're right.

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'I am offended.

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Um, do 'I wanna dig into John 'I?

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Do.

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Okay.

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Let's start by the psychological analysis style that John R starts with.

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Oh, it's

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When we talk about too much information in A' review,

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This is pretty textbook 'I mean.

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We're really getting into things 'I don't need to know about John Donn don't

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Why did, do you need to take us through this rollercoaster and tell us about your

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It just sounds like John really needs help.

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Or that John like got help 'I.

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Don't know.

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John is such A' conundrum.

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The experience of him saying, I'm not gay.

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Like, why are 'I, don't just, why are you laying all of this out on Trustpilot?

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Why?

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What makes you think that?

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People reading reviews wanna know this?

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They wanna know.

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'I if the porn is working or not.

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They wanna know, is it gonna be covered by A'?

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Bunch of pop-up ads.

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They wanna know if the, if the subtitles aren't sinking, okay, John, that's what they wanna know.

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'I mean it really goes from zero to 70 500 million thousand.

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You know what?

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'I before 'I, forget this.

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'I wanna just point out spelling, grammar here.

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John says capital P every time.

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And 'I think that.

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'I think it's instead of saying pussy,

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Oh wait, we wait.

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Go back to the Capital P A' sentence with the capital

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So the first appearance is, I'm not gay, but the regular P ain't cutting

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Oh, interesting.

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'I thought.

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See, 'I didn't.

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'I thought regular P meant regular porn.

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Oh, oh, oh.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:02

Well

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:03

Right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:03

Like the 'I was watching, 'I was watching this stuff over and

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:07

saying P Hub, like, no, the fourth, the fourth word of the review is porn.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:12

When 'I watch porn.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:14

So it's not that John can't say the word porn, but why does he keep abbreviating porn?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:19

because maybe it's because he's, he's abbreviated it to p h, you know, P Hub,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:28

And it makes sense because the journey that I'm going on with John is that 'I got on PornHub.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:34

'I 'I was like, I'm never gonna have A' girlfriend.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:36

'I might as well pretend like I'm these guys that are, you know, having sex with these women.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:40

And that's how pathetic 'I Am.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:42

And then that wasn't doing it anymore.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:44

So then 'I needed to go into this new category, and then that wasn't doing it anymore.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:49

So then 'I needed to go into the dark web,

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:52

No 'I think you are right about P being porn.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:54

'cause the last sentence says all the other P sites,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:58

Yeah, yeah,

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:59

Right?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:00

yeah, yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:01

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:01

'I mean 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:02

This is what's occurring to me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:04

It does sound to me and 'I am apologize to anyone that this is offensive to.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:08

It does sound familiar to the opinions of sexuality that 'I was taught

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:17

It sounds to me like this person is pushing like A' Christian agenda.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:22

I'm sorry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:23

That's what is occurring to me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:24

That's what 'I was trying to say before, but 'I didn't want to use those

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:35

It's very crazy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:36

The reason 'I was intrigued to bring this in is because John R

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:44

But they are saying that their opinion is true and that that is what is so, and 'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:52

That has females in it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:54

So all of this holier than thou about, it's exploitative.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:58

Women don't want to be doing it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:00

It's like 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:01

They're not doing it in the porn.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:03

I'm consuming on PornHub.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:04

So what point are you trying to make here, John?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:08

Because it's irrelevant.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:09

So if you think that

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:10

And it also, it doesn't, none of this sounds like it's pornhub's problem, John.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:14

It sounds like it's your problem.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:17

The problem with the receiver now, okay, now 'I don't have A' degree in psychology.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:22

'I have not done A' clinical study on the effects of porn addiction, but yes, but, but 'I have

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:36

And so you need more extremes in order to continue.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:39

That's sort of how John sort of hooks us.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:42

But then to say like, now 'I have to die and because we've reached the pinnacle of

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:52

Do you think that's true?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:54

And do you think that porn is the worst thing on the internet?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:56

'I would venture to say Donn don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:58

Human trafficking is probably the worst thing on the internet or like propaganda.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:02

Also 'I don't know if the stat that 90% of the internet is porn 'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:06

don't know if that's true.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:07

' CHELSEY DONN: I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:07

Don't know if that's true.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:08

'I mean there's that song from A' Q.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:11

The internet is short porn, you know?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:14

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:14

Anyway,

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:16

should we

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:17

go through the points.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:17

here or, okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:19

Value new or unique information,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:27

'I Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:28

'I just, it's hard for me to, to give John any credit here for value.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:33

'I 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:34

Mean 'I could see how this might like, maybe this happens for people, but when 'I look at

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:41

Can we talk about that quickly?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:43

What are the ads that they're talking about that are making them seem like they're pathetic?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:48

'I don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:49

And also it says that John is from California.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:53

An advert to me sounds like A' British person, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:56

'I 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:56

Don't say advert.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:57

'I, say an ad or an advertisement,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:00

'I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:00

Maybe John is British, but either way, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:03

know it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:04

Just 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:04

Guess there's ads at the beginning?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:06

What would be so pathetic that they're being A'?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:09

It was funny for me going into that section because 'I long for intimacy.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:14

'I wrote sad, like 'I felt sad for John for A' second, like, oh, 'I get that like

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:25

But then like when.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:26

They talked about the adverts and the no hope of finding A' girlfriend, and obviously when we

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:32

Like what is all that like?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:34

portion, it was just John Foley lost me there,

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:37

Yeah, that's very odd,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:39

offensive.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:40

Also, like, am 'I gay?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:42

I'm not gay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:43

Like, why are we doing this on Trustpilot?

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:45

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:46

Maybe John was sort of intrigued by the transgender porn and, and that

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:53

But 'I just wanna point out here, since John is going into this psychology of like, escalating.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:57

Escalating, now death 'I wanna point out, John writes these ads tell me

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:05

So it makes me feel useless, empathetic.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:08

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:09

Nothing makes you feel anything you let the feelings

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:13

And also, What and and what ad is telling you like, Hey John, you are pathetic.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:20

Like what 'I like,

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:21

that cuck holding or whatever we sipping or gimping or

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:29

Well, don't watch that porn, watch porn where they're telling you you're

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:33

Right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:34

It's very strange.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:35

The whole, that whole thing is, and so the value 'I can't!, like 'I really can't.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:40

For me, 'I can't remove my emotions about John enough to even find the value personally.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:47

well, there's not value for me as A' gay person because I'm not watching females

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:52

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:52

and the porn that 'I consume.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:54

And John only says that porn is bad because of the females are faking their

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:59

Right, right, right,

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:00

Well, I'm not consuming female comms, so it's irrelevant

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:04

And also, what was with the weird like, bud, that should be you, 'I don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:09

they keep making A' point that you're useless and pathetic because you're

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:17

whatever.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:18

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:19

Moving on.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:19

Spelling grammar generally is okay, but the whole not spelling out

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:26

They also write out the word porn in the review and he also says C asterisk M for come.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:33

So, uh, he's Donn, don't know what his grammar laws are.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:37

Do you think this is A' common experience?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:39

'I think that this, this review is shady and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:41

Think that this is not A' common experience.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:45

It might not be uncommon to become kind of addicted to it, but 'I also think, is that

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:55

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:55

Is it like cigarettes?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:57

Donn?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:57

Don't think so.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:58

The truthful shady for me is like 'I, would rather John speak from

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:10

Right,

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:11

That's where you lose me,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:11

Yeah, that's true.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:12

Good point.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:13

Good distinction.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:15

The humor 'I mean it's funny, but it's also deeply upsetting and

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:19

It's de yeah, 'I mean 'I can't even necessarily give them

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:26

The suicide comment just like really pushed it too far for me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:29

Like, 'I don't like using that as like A' A' joke or using that hyperbolically

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:40

Like, 'I don't find this funny.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:41

I'm, I'm like, 'I, I'm mad.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:43

And 'I also just want to open up the space that like 'I think it

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:57

Vulnerable because 'I believe that that exists.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:01

But 'I also believe that many women are powerful in their sex work, that they probably have

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:16

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:17

Is being abused 'I think that that is like just A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:21

Very ignorant statement.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:22

So 'I just wanna also mention that like sex work is not bad.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:26

Sex work is only bad if you are saying that it's bad.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:29

And we were all told that because 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:31

Jenny McCarthy had too much freedom in her being as A' woman, Anna Nicole had too much vibrancy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:37

And women can't have any power.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:39

They can't have the word I'm saying.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:41

Women can't have any, the Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:44

Chutzpah like you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:45

They can't have any

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:46

impact

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:46

over their own

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:48

Yeah, they cannot.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:49

Right, right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:50

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:51

Agree 'I, totally agree.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:53

And the impact ultimately is that this has way more to do with John

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:59

Well that's A' beautiful segue before we Crown 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:02

Just wanna tell you that John R has eight reviews on Trustpilot.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:05

So 'I did my due diligence and 'I just looked to see what the reviews were

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:09

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:10

So I'm just gonna scroll through.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:12

So on the same day, May 19th that they wrote this review, they also wrote

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:21

Interesting.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:22

The subject is SIMP Central

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:25

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:26

Takes one to no one, sorry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:29

So then on May 18th, the day before John wrote A' one star review for Hinge.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:36

The subject is hinge, more like swipe binge.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:41

Oh God,

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:42

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:43

The same day, May 18th, John wrote A' one star review for Bumble.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:48

When 'I swipe right, 'I swipe right on everything.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:52

what?

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:52

And then same day, John wrote A' one star

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:55

Same day.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:57

Yeah, Tinder.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:59

Stop.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:59

Stop it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:00

Subject is serious relationship question mark, not nah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:05

What?

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:06

And then three more reviews.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:08

They

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:08

All same day.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:09

All the same day.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:10

Now we're on May 15th,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:12

So this is A' week later.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:14

Before

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:15

A' week

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:16

our review was on May 19th, but it did say the date of the experience was May 15th.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:21

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:22

So also one star review for Ashley Madison.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:26

Wow.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:27

subject is highway robbery,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:29

Wow.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:31

and then the last two May 12th.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:33

John has A' one star review for TikTok.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:36

Subject TikTok, time is ticking.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:38

Oh my God.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:41

their very first review on May 18th, date of experience was May 10th.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:47

Facebook, one star review, subject, beware of porn and graphic content.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:53

Who?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:53

My God,

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:54

So John's got stuff going on

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:56

John, is maybe in the middle of like A' mental

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:59

Something might, something might be sad there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:01

Someone should maybe go check on John.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:04

Okay, so should we crown?

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:06

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:06

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five P Crown cards and an effort to

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:13

We will simultaneously reveal our P ratings 'I.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:17

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:27:24

to school.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:25

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:26

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:26

'I am giving John R zero crowns because 'I think that's what they deserve.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:32

Trey is awarding John with A' half of A' crown, which 'I think is very generous, so 'I will start.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:37

'I don't see any value here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:38

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:38

Think John needs help.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:40

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:40

This was clearly done in some sort of rampage and I'm A' little bit concerned and 'I can't

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:50

'I don't think anything about this is A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:53

Review 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:53

Think this is A' personal essay if anything, and for that reason, zero crowns for me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:00

But Trey decided to be generous with A' Half Crown, and I'm curious why.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:04

Yeah,

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:04

Yeah, 'I said Half Crown, similar.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:06

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:06

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:07

Think it is, like this is like an op-ed.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:10

Then also spelling out that rampage of reviews does, it actually does make me think maybe

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:28

But if 'I went to this trust pilot page, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:32

Don't think that John's review would have any impact on my wanting to go to PornHub for porn.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:39

'I don't appreciate using the T word 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:41

Don't appreciate being told that porn is only male and females together.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:46

'cause that's just, you're telling things like there's one true narrative and you're excluding

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:54

So 'I said Half Crown.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:56

Oh, John, well, ChelseyBD, should we go over to PornHub?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:59

'I mean maybe.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:01

us on PornHub at the rearview Queens.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:06

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:06

All right, my Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:07

Well, we did it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:08

We

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:09

We made it through.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:10

Huh?

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:11

but now here we are at the most regal portion of our show.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:13

So ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today?

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:16

Foa.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:18

My Royal line is,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:19

Well, this is very interesting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:20

As it always says with Trey and 'I, we line up.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:22

So now that 'I am so heated and angry, 'I need to calm down and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:30

Know that I've already inducted 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:32

Believe the Calm Commercials for the Calm app 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:37

Today 'I wanna induct Elijah Goldstein, who is the person that does the sleep meditation

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:48

Elijah has helped me get over my insomnia and so 'I feel like it's only fair that 'I induct.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:55

Elijah Goldstein and their sleep meditations as My Royal Highness.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:59

And I'm gonna quickly just tell us A' little bit about Elijah since they're being inducted.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:03

They have A' PhD and they're also A' renowned author and meditation teacher and the co-founder

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:14

And the founder of the Mindful Living Collective, so 'I just might check them out in person.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:18

He's also A' creator of Breakthrough six month online coaching program,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:24

His books include the Mindful Living Card Deck, uncovering Happiness, the Now Effect

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:36

Book an M B S R.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:39

Every day he's collaborated with CALM to create three new meditation

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:46

Nope, that's not right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:48

Can you tell where my mind is at?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:49

He's collaborated with CALM to create three new meditation sessions on

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:02

Sleep.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:03

So thank you Elijah Goldstein for all that you do.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:07

Maybe I'm gonna check out A' little bit more of what you do since you're here in LA and

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:14

You are My.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:15

Royal.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:16

Highness.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:19

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:19

Love that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:20

It's really interesting 'cause I've never really stopped to think like there are

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:28

Which like if it weren't for people like Elijah, like who would be behind these

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:38

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:38

'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:39

'I just 'I found them anyway, but then 'I was immediately, 'I felt like reassured that they

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:47

They're A' real person.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:49

gotta open the door, let Elijah in

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:51

right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:52

That's right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:52

Well thank you Elijah, and thank you for opening that up for

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:58

We did it that it was another round on the r u A' R Q Ferris Wheel of P.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:04

Of P Hub.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:06

Thank you for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:08

If you like what you heard, then 'I, don't know who you are.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:11

No.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:11

But really tell A' friend

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:13

And if you didn't like what you heard, then we do

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:19

To support the production of our show, visit Review

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:24

On this week's after show pod, we are rating and reviewing A' one star review

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:44

Oh my God, I've almost done this like 900 times.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:48

up.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:48

Really?

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So to find out what made Trey say

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talking about A' pre Woody, and to find out what made ChelseyBD say 'I.

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right.

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It's okay.

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We can still do another review for the main show if we decide it's worthy, but 'I.

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So

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All right, we'll see you on Friday.

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Bye.