Episode 117
117: Sepulveda Car Wash - 1 Star Review
The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Review Yelp Review for the Sepulveda Car Wash in Los Angeles. Trey gets vulnerable again but doesn't want you to know his sleep schedule, and meet Nurse Chelsey! If you're ever being tested, be like a manager at a Walmart! OKAY?!
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Everybody's got an opinion.
VOICEOVER:Every Californian and Virginian.
VOICEOVER:It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
VOICEOVER:Someone's gotta settle the score.
VOICEOVER:Trey and Chelsey will help you choose who's views win, Which ones lose.
VOICEOVER:Online haters are coming for you.
VOICEOVER:Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
TREY GERRALD:Oh, hi and hello.
TREY GERRALD:Welcome to Review That Review.
TREY GERRALD:We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing,
CHELSEY DONN:Reviews
TREY GERRALD:that is Chelsey Donn,
CHELSEY DONN:and that is Trey Gerrald.
TREY GERRALD:and when we come together, we form
VOICEOVER:The review Queens.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Just realized 'I didn't have my GREs.
TREY GERRALD:Oh
CHELSEY DONN:I'm okay though, but first not brought to you by GREs.
CHELSEY DONN:Peles.
CHELSEY DONN:Should we,
VOICEOVER:Lodge, A, Complaint.
CHELSEY DONN:and by we 'I mean the Royal.
CHELSEY DONN:We and 'I mean you.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, so 'I really want to talk about something that
CHELSEY DONN:Again.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, here we go.
TREY GERRALD:I'm really like opening myself up to all the listeners here.
TREY GERRALD:'I really wanna Lodge, A, Complaint against Sleepy voice.
CHELSEY DONN:Mm.
TREY GERRALD:Do you know what I'm talking about?
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean.
CHELSEY DONN:'I do, but 'I wanna hear your experience of it first?
TREY GERRALD:'I recognize that this sits with me and lives with me, and
TREY GERRALD:'cause David, my husband, does not have this issue.
TREY GERRALD:But 'I really don't like being perceived as having recently woken up.
CHELSEY DONN:Same.
TREY GERRALD:What will happen is that if 'I have A' phone call or if 'I have A' meeting,
TREY GERRALD:Now 'I can kind of place where this comes from in my life, 'I know.
TREY GERRALD:Uh, and and just to be very quick and simple here.
TREY GERRALD:'I grew up with A', very depressed mother who overslept and slept in really
TREY GERRALD:So I'm certain that 'I have like emotional stuff around being seen as someone who sleeps in.
TREY GERRALD:So I'm certain that's part of really what is there for me.
TREY GERRALD:But 'I have noticed here in my life, it really runs my life.
TREY GERRALD:This fear of someone going.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, did you just recently wake up?
TREY GERRALD:Or if you answer the phone and they're like, were you asleep?
TREY GERRALD:That
CHELSEY DONN:like the vocal, it's the vocal equivalent of You look tired.
TREY GERRALD:yes, and speaking of looking tired, 'I 'I wasn't sure if 'I
TREY GERRALD:'I also hate the puffiness of like A', freshly woken face.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes.
TREY GERRALD:Also, this is A' joke in this play that is called Next Fall, but.
TREY GERRALD:The older partner is speaking to the younger partner and they're saying that like when you
TREY GERRALD:But 'I really just 'I don't like it feels very exposing and bad when someone is aware
TREY GERRALD:Don't know.
TREY GERRALD:I'm just bringing this to the ledger.
TREY GERRALD:'I want to hear what's.
TREY GERRALD:For you, it sounds to me like you have A' similar experience as me, but 'I don't know
TREY GERRALD:I'm not in control of the facility, of my vocal intonations or whatever that is.
TREY GERRALD:And then 'I feel vulnerable, 'I feel exposed.
TREY GERRALD:'I feel indecent.
CHELSEY DONN:First of all, 'I would never have thought to Lodge this as A' Complaint.
CHELSEY DONN:And this is hilarious and so relatable to me.
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean 'I think it's gonna be relatable to some of our listeners.
CHELSEY DONN:'I, don't think you're as alone as you think you are.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, okay.
CHELSEY DONN:But 'I wanna say, so when this happens to you, this is what 'I do.
CHELSEY DONN:'I want to know if 'I just do this or if you do this too.
CHELSEY DONN:So if I've been sleeping, when 'I know 'I should be awake, which let's be honest, is often 'I will
CHELSEY DONN:And then also often we'll get, for some reason 'I don't know if it's just that my sleep
TREY GERRALD:Mm.
CHELSEY DONN:That's my like, did you just get
TREY GERRALD:'I mean that you just made me think of another Complaint here.
TREY GERRALD:But yes, 'I wonder what non-performer people like.
TREY GERRALD:They certainly aren't doing vocal sirens, but,
CHELSEY DONN:Right, but 'I am 'I.
TREY GERRALD:'I do as well.
TREY GERRALD:But the, the anxiety lives with me and, and it's, it's like crushing.
TREY GERRALD:It is A'
CHELSEY DONN:and 'I get that.
CHELSEY DONN:And like 'I think, as I've gotten older, I've thought about it A' little bit differently
CHELSEY DONN:Schedule where, yeah, like my day's not starting until two, but I'm not getting
CHELSEY DONN:And then sometimes I'm doing work for the podcast until like 3:00 AM So no, I'm not
CHELSEY DONN:So if you call me at 10, chances are I'm just getting up.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm trying to own that more 'I think because 'I have A', you know,
CHELSEY DONN:And I'm like, well Steph, you know, like if she needs to sleep because
CHELSEY DONN:Not that I'm comparing myself to her.
CHELSEY DONN:She, she is amazing, but 'I, you know what I'm saying?
CHELSEY DONN:Like 'I people have different schedules and 'I think we need to stop normalizing everybody
CHELSEY DONN:That's number one.
CHELSEY DONN:And number two, I'm really loving what ChelseyBD handler's doing lately with her
CHELSEY DONN:And I've been finding this thing where like, you know, parents will be
CHELSEY DONN:'I would do that too if 'I had all the time in the world.
CHELSEY DONN:And I'm like, you also decided to have kids.
CHELSEY DONN:That was like A' you thing that takes up bandwidth and time and 'I completely understand that and
CHELSEY DONN:Anyway, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't think you should feel shame about your morning voice.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Need 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think we need to normalize sleepy voice and get over it and don't ask the question.
CHELSEY DONN:Just like we've eventually evolved and learned as A' community to not ask people if they look
CHELSEY DONN:Great.
CHELSEY DONN:Look, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't think it's A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Great.
CHELSEY DONN:Look to ask someone if they just woke up.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think you should be like, thank you so much for answering my call.
CHELSEY DONN:You know.
CHELSEY DONN:Hello
TREY GERRALD:think it's gonna 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think it's gonna require A'.
TREY GERRALD:Little bit more than this conversation for
CHELSEY DONN:Listen, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think we're gonna lead the brigade.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, no 'I hear it, but 'I.
TREY GERRALD:'I also recognize it's silly.
CHELSEY DONN:It's in the ledger.
CHELSEY DONN:It's been added.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Hear you great.
CHELSEY DONN:Complaint.
TREY GERRALD:'I feel uneasy.
TREY GERRALD:But I'm hearing that it's okay.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't know 'cause 'I don't feel 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't feel any different.
TREY GERRALD:'I Don't think that this was gonna solve it.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't feel like I'm saying you let me down 'cause Donn don't think that you were
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:Listeners, if you relate to this problem, if you relate to this problem you're experiencing
TREY GERRALD:'I actually would like that.
TREY GERRALD:Okay, so shall we, should we jump into some online reviews?
TREY GERRALD:ChelseyBD 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Wanna hear what
CHELSEY DONN:'I would love that.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes, 'I.
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TREY GERRALD:We read you A' review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that
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VOICEOVER:Assess, That, Kvetch.
TREY GERRALD:all right ChelseyBD, what are we gonna tackle this week?
CHELSEY DONN:Well, Trey today I'm taking you to the cleaners, but not that kind of cleaners.
CHELSEY DONN:The car wash cleaners.
TREY GERRALD:Ooh,
CHELSEY DONN:Ooh, yeah.
TREY GERRALD:whoa.
TREY GERRALD:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:Anyway, here we go.
CHELSEY DONN:This is the Sepulveda Car Wash.
CHELSEY DONN:This is their page on Yelp.
CHELSEY DONN:All right.
CHELSEY DONN:They don't give you any details about the business outside of the address that has A'
CHELSEY DONN:They, but they've claimed it good for them.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, in A' way.
CHELSEY DONN:This review is written by Sean B.
CHELSEY DONN:Before you even ask s e A' n
TREY GERRALD:Really thought you were saying Sean.
TREY GERRALD:It's like stressing an H, but Ss e, A' N.
TREY GERRALD:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:Sean
CHELSEY DONN:'I feel like 'I, say Shawn, either way is it not Sean.
CHELSEY DONN:Hey Shay, Sean B.
TREY GERRALD:B as in butthole,
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:And you will help.
CHELSEY DONN:You will hear me say Sean as 'I referred to him.
TREY GERRALD:Sean.
TREY GERRALD:Okay,
CHELSEY DONN:here we go.
TREY GERRALD:And Sean's is also A' two star?
CHELSEY DONN:Sorry, 'I didn't say that.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:This is Sean B's one star review of the Sepulveda Car Wash.
TREY GERRALD:And how close are you to this car wash, by the way?
CHELSEY DONN:Pretty close, like this is actually really close to my
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Just wanna say 'I have A' feeling that this is gonna really help.
TREY GERRALD:Manuel, who?
TREY GERRALD:We inducted several episodes back.
CHELSEY DONN:Ah, Trey 'I was hoping you would remember and
TREY GERRALD:Oh, of course.
CHELSEY DONN:This review by Sean B is precisely why 'I use Manuel and his services.
CHELSEY DONN:All right, here we go.
CHELSEY DONN:This is A' one star review by Sean B.
CHELSEY DONN:Quite honestly, the worst car wash 'I have paid for in half A' century of living in Los Angeles.
CHELSEY DONN:An automatic drive-through wash at A' gas station for A' dollar 50.
CHELSEY DONN:Upcharge at the pump is more effective, almost zero effort on the interior 'I tip.
CHELSEY DONN:Well too regretted it the moment 'I drove off the lot.
CHELSEY DONN:Nice complimentary kid who handed me the keys, but the work was legit, substandard.
CHELSEY DONN:Didn't even wipe dust.
CHELSEY DONN:The dash A' kindergartner could do A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Better job vacuuming.
CHELSEY DONN:It was uncommonly quick, but now 'I know why They essentially did asterisk, not A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, squat, asterisk.
TREY GERRALD:What?
CHELSEY DONN:Zilch looked like they were wiping stuff down, but seemingly not.
CHELSEY DONN:Cannot recommend and 'I do not go outta my way to write poor reviews, but without exaggeration.
CHELSEY DONN:This was simply the most wasteful use of $30 for A' Wash and $12 for A' tip.
CHELSEY DONN:'I have put towards my car ever.
CHELSEY DONN:Your odds of being pleased here are low 50 50 at best by perusing the other reviews,
TREY GERRALD:Hmm.
CHELSEY DONN:sorry.
CHELSEY DONN:Biz fire your management.
CHELSEY DONN:Train your peeps.
CHELSEY DONN:Elsewise.
CHELSEY DONN:Your biz model is just shoddy work at volume.
CHELSEY DONN:You can fool A' customer once, but 'I am Audi 5,000 G Money.
TREY GERRALD:What,
CHELSEY DONN:Parentheses, 'I Drive A' Toyota,
TREY GERRALD:wait, what?
CHELSEY DONN:but 'I Drive A' Toyota.
TREY GERRALD:Wait,
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:'I am Audi 5,000 G money.
CHELSEY DONN:'I think that he was like being facetious and funny, like I'm Audi 5,000 bitches.
CHELSEY DONN:You know what 'I mean?
CHELSEY DONN:Like
TREY GERRALD:then why did he feel like he needed to say he drove A' Toyota?
CHELSEY DONN:maybe because he wanted to clarify that when he was saying Audi,
CHELSEY DONN:'I Drive an Audi.
CHELSEY DONN:He was like, oh, 'I don't wanna look like I'm just being spoiled.
CHELSEY DONN:Like 'I have nice things.
CHELSEY DONN:It's like 'I Drive, A' Toyota, 'I Drive, A', run of the mill car, and my expectations are average.
CHELSEY DONN:That's what 'I got from that.
TREY GERRALD:is $30 A'.
TREY GERRALD:Lot of money for A' car wash
CHELSEY DONN:I'd say it's average 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Mean 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think 'I might've even honestly gone to this car wash once.
CHELSEY DONN:But it's just, you know, it's A' regular, like half machine, half hand wash 'I think.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I think that that's like pretty standard 'I, honestly, think the $12 tip was very 'I mean.
CHELSEY DONN:He did mention he gave A' generous tip, but what do you think about $12?
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, that's A'.
TREY GERRALD:Lot of money.
CHELSEY DONN:That's A'.
CHELSEY DONN:That's like A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Very big.
CHELSEY DONN:Usually I'll give $5.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, it's, it sounds like A'.
TREY GERRALD:Very generous tip.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Which may be, and, and, okay.
CHELSEY DONN:'I, 'I don't want, 'I, want your first impressions before 'I say anything else.
TREY GERRALD:Well, I'm trying to figure out, It seems as though Shawn is just saying
TREY GERRALD:'I think it, it appears to me that the outside was cleaned 'cause they didn't realize until they
TREY GERRALD:All the other stuff.
TREY GERRALD:But 'I, guess
CHELSEY DONN:And that's what they said.
CHELSEY DONN:Uh, in the very beginning they said almost zero effort on the interior.
CHELSEY DONN:So they, they are laying that out.
TREY GERRALD:And then they also, like they also mentioned, which 'I thought was funny,
TREY GERRALD:So I'm just
TREY GERRALD:like picturing like people, like pretending like, like that meme of that
CHELSEY DONN:hilarious.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:They also use very interesting words, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think like zilch is such A' weird word.
TREY GERRALD:And biz and peeps.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Guess.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:I'm, I'm just wanting to hear this objectively because 'I 'I don't have A'.
TREY GERRALD:Lot of experience with car washes as an adult, but 'I mean you're going to get your car cleaned.
TREY GERRALD:So like shouldn't it be cleaned?
CHELSEY DONN:And what do you like, what do you think Sean B looks like?
CHELSEY DONN:Or do you have any first impressions of who Sean B is as A' person?
TREY GERRALD:Well, you know, it 'I did hear 'I do not go outta my way to write negative
TREY GERRALD:Truth or it's covering the fact that you're A', A', Karen.
TREY GERRALD:So, or A' can, 'I haven't really considered what 'I think Shawn looks like, but 'I do
TREY GERRALD:So 'I wonder if, like Sean didn't get like the intense detailing package, but then again, I'm
TREY GERRALD:'I Dunno.
TREY GERRALD:Why do you ask what, what does Sean look
CHELSEY DONN:'I wanna, 'I was gonna show you.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, 'I mean 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think Sean is somebody that thinks,
TREY GERRALD:maybe.
CHELSEY DONN:oh.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, interesting.
CHELSEY DONN:So you think he has bifocals.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:'I am
TREY GERRALD:Well 'cause they're really picking up that there's dust everywhere.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, A'.
TREY GERRALD:Nice profile.
TREY GERRALD:It looks like A' quarter.
CHELSEY DONN:Right.
CHELSEY DONN:'I feel like Shawn's the kind of person that was like super popular back in
TREY GERRALD:He has A' goatee.
CHELSEY DONN:there.
CHELSEY DONN:'I think he, like he's smiling 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think he goes to Dodgers games.
CHELSEY DONN:You know,
TREY GERRALD:'I would think that maybe he doesn't like gay people, but 'I do view the world
CHELSEY DONN:Interesting.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean he definitely looks like A' guy that would go to the bar, have A' beer, and then like
TREY GERRALD:'I would think that Sean would wash his own car like 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Feel like Sean would be that kind of guy.
TREY GERRALD:That's like every Saturdays waxing.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes.
TREY GERRALD:car,
CHELSEY DONN:feel like Sean is very regimented.
TREY GERRALD:but he does look pleasant to me.
TREY GERRALD:He doesn't look like A' jerk.
CHELSEY DONN:looks like he maybe goes to the gym, maybe works out,
TREY GERRALD:So this photo is like literally his prof.
TREY GERRALD:It's just like A' zoom in shot of his face, but he is looking to the side, so it literally looks like
CHELSEY DONN:and he is smiling to the side.
CHELSEY DONN:But 'I don't really get to see his like eyes, which is the only way 'I can really
TREY GERRALD:Like why would this be your picture?
TREY GERRALD:Like you're looking in the wrong
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean The main focus that I'm seeing is an ear.
CHELSEY DONN:You know what 'I mean?
CHELSEY DONN:It's an interesting profile.
CHELSEY DONN:Anyway, he does seem nice enough.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't, I'm not writing Sean off from the image.
CHELSEY DONN:'I was just curious what you thought.
CHELSEY DONN:'I just, it's something about that language that we were discussing that 'I
TREY GERRALD:The G Money thing 'I think
CHELSEY DONN:G Money.
TREY GERRALD:How?
TREY GERRALD:Wait.
TREY GERRALD:'I didn't see when was it written?
CHELSEY DONN:2021.
CHELSEY DONN:So this is A' like fairly recent review.
CHELSEY DONN:It's not like this review was written when using peeps was like all the rage.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, 'I, remember, uh, David's lease ended like after Covid 'I, and we had to
TREY GERRALD:And 'I remember being concerned about people being inside of the car.
TREY GERRALD:So it's interesting that A' year after Covid, this person's like they didn't detail the inside Donn.
TREY GERRALD:Don't know 'I, think 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Do believe 'I trust that Sean is right.
TREY GERRALD:Like 'I don't.
TREY GERRALD:then may 'I, no 'I kind of, well, 'I don't know.
TREY GERRALD:'I wonder like, is it really that dirty on the inside?
TREY GERRALD:Or like, 'cause dust just sort of kicks up and goes around.
TREY GERRALD:So is it, do you think we, they wiped it down and then it just like didn't get out of the car?
CHELSEY DONN:believe Sean, I've been in A' situs.
CHELSEY DONN:'I have been in quite this bad situation, but I've definitely been in
CHELSEY DONN:And 'I don't feel like the interior was clean.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm gonna leave A' little bit of room for what you said, which is maybe
CHELSEY DONN:'I know that like sometimes I'll have to get the $50 package if 'I
CHELSEY DONN:So maybe this was just like the basic package and they just do A' quick wipe down, and that's
CHELSEY DONN:But it was not gonna be A' thorough wipe, but, But 'I also think it's interesting what
CHELSEY DONN:Besides that, they said that they don't often write poor reviews.
CHELSEY DONN:They also said there's A' 50 50 chance that you might be disappointed or not
CHELSEY DONN:So
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, 'I thought that was
CHELSEY DONN:'I thought that that was interesting, like they're not just A', total
CHELSEY DONN:It's like, maybe you'll end up on the right side of the coin.
CHELSEY DONN:What do 'I know?
TREY GERRALD:Well, you know, we often talk about that, but even in hearing the review, when Sean
CHELSEY DONN:Right.
TREY GERRALD:Which sort of points out like, how common is this 'I don't know, but.
CHELSEY DONN:it's interesting that you read it that way because 'I thought
CHELSEY DONN:The boy was nice.
CHELSEY DONN:It's like 'I don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:There was something in the order of the, like if the kid's A' nice kid and they're working at the
CHELSEY DONN:'I wouldn't regret that.
CHELSEY DONN:'I gave the $12 tip.
CHELSEY DONN:In my mind, no be you would, because 'I would feel like, well, that kid probably needs the $12.
CHELSEY DONN:He's like working at A' car Wash.
CHELSEY DONN:He's A' kid, whatever.
CHELSEY DONN:'I didn't get the impression that the kid was the only one that was cleaning the inside
TREY GERRALD:Well, that's another thing like isn't it usually A'?
TREY GERRALD:Couple of guys cleaning
CHELSEY DONN:'I would be more mad at the car wash that 'I spent the $30 in the car
TREY GERRALD:Well, that's A'.
TREY GERRALD:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:Well that's maybe interesting because maybe there is something missing to the
TREY GERRALD:Was there A' line that was going into the
CHELSEY DONN:said that it was really fast.
CHELSEY DONN:It was like quick, almost too quick,
TREY GERRALD:right?
TREY GERRALD:Because I'm wondering if you go at peak hours, are they gonna be quicker because
TREY GERRALD:so then therefore it might be less detailed, or was it pretty slow
TREY GERRALD:'I don't know.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Do 'I understand that you're paying for A' product and so you want that to be consistent and good.
TREY GERRALD:Worth the money.
TREY GERRALD:But 'I also recognize, it's like it's when you brought in the PAC Sun Review, it's like we were
TREY GERRALD:That I'm also sort of like, well, look, it's like these are kids working at A' Car Wash.
TREY GERRALD:Like, what is your, but then you're paying $30, you end up leaving 42.
TREY GERRALD:Do like 'I don't.
CHELSEY DONN:Well, let's put our 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think that part of the problem here.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's remove our bias for A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Second, because 'I don't, you don't really go to car washes.
CHELSEY DONN:And we have our opinions about Sean, but I'm A' person that's looking
CHELSEY DONN:Let's say 'I ha 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't look at the top to see that it's A' two and A' half, because that's
CHELSEY DONN:But let's say 'I don't.
CHELSEY DONN:And let's say 'I come upon Sean's review and I'm reading it.
CHELSEY DONN:Am 'I going to this car wash?
CHELSEY DONN:'I Want A' Car wash 'I?
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Want A'?
CHELSEY DONN:Good one.
TREY GERRALD:'I don't.
TREY GERRALD:No 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think 'I wouldn't.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think 'I wouldn't.
TREY GERRALD:It's pretty convincing.
TREY GERRALD:And even, even in the cleanliness of Sean pointing out, given all the reviews today,
CHELSEY DONN:Right, exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:And 'I feel like 'I believe Sean, even when they're saying that
CHELSEY DONN:So it's like if I'm gonna like luck out and get the one person that actually is very
CHELSEY DONN:Do think the biz is really funny, like 'I don't know why?
CHELSEY DONN:Because it feels very intense and like, Diplomatic in A' Way.
CHELSEY DONN:And then we got into the na, the Nada squat.
CHELSEY DONN:Zilch, sorry, biz Audi 5,000.
CHELSEY DONN:Like, it's almost like there's two voices to Sean.
TREY GERRALD:What about spelling grammar here?
TREY GERRALD:That seems fine, right?
TREY GERRALD:All of that's good.
TREY GERRALD:'I just don't really know about the commonality.
TREY GERRALD:'I mean.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think that Sean does A'.
TREY GERRALD:Good job at pointing out.
TREY GERRALD:This is what 'I can gather from all of the reviews, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:It's 50 50.
TREY GERRALD:So that's sort of hard to tell, but 'I do feel influenced.
TREY GERRALD:What about humor?
TREY GERRALD:Entertainment?
TREY GERRALD:I'm
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Feel Humored.
TREY GERRALD:I'm also uncomfortable with the parenthetical at the end.
TREY GERRALD:Who ends on that?
CHELSEY DONN:'I Drive.
CHELSEY DONN:A' Toyota.
TREY GERRALD:It doesn't 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't 'I really Don't get why he put that there.
TREY GERRALD:But
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:'I think 'I could crown.
TREY GERRALD:Sean, do you have any other thoughts?
CHELSEY DONN:I'm ready.
TREY GERRALD:All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
TREY GERRALD:In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.
VOICEOVER:The Queens are Tabulating
VOICEOVER:school.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:Four crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:Four crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey.
CHELSEY DONN:The Queens are unanimous.
CHELSEY DONN:Why are you giving Sean B four Crowns?
TREY GERRALD:Once again, I'm really in this era in 2023 of wanting photographic evidence.
TREY GERRALD:'I want there to be photos of how dirty it is.
CHELSEY DONN:Mm, good
TREY GERRALD:Period.
TREY GERRALD:But 'I do have an impact here.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:'I generally trust Sean.
TREY GERRALD:'I Appreciate the levity of like the G money and Audi 5,000, all of that,
TREY GERRALD:And 'I, at the end of the day, regardless of whatever you're purchasing, you should not be
TREY GERRALD:So 'I feel split here.
TREY GERRALD:But ultimately you asking if you were trying to find A' car wash in LA and
TREY GERRALD:And 'I think I'm not gonna go like 'I would look for A' di A'.
TREY GERRALD:Different one.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:So that's why 'I said four strong points.
TREY GERRALD:Lasting impact, probably.
TREY GERRALD:But not Queen, not total Queen.
TREY GERRALD:Show me the dust.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Wanna see it?
CHELSEY DONN:yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Show me the dust.
TREY GERRALD:Why did you say four crowns?
CHELSEY DONN:'I said Four crowns because 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think it's A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Good review.
CHELSEY DONN:'I think it's solid.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm convinced.
CHELSEY DONN:'I think it has humor.
CHELSEY DONN:It's A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Little bit different.
CHELSEY DONN:We clearly had good intentions when we were writing it.
CHELSEY DONN:We balanced it out with A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Little compliment sandwich kind of in the middle.
CHELSEY DONN:Never really seen it done that way, but 'I think it was still effective here for Sean.
CHELSEY DONN:My one question that 'I am left with is if the car wash was so quick, too quick, then why didn't
CHELSEY DONN:My interior didn't get cleaned.
CHELSEY DONN:Seemingly you got outta there earlier than you thought you were going to, so maybe you could have
CHELSEY DONN:That's the one crown I'm leaving.
CHELSEY DONN:'I feel like we, we didn't comment on that.
CHELSEY DONN:Like that element of it, even though 'I guess that would be kind of A', Karen, confession.
CHELSEY DONN:But still you can talk to the manager.
TREY GERRALD:to be in
CHELSEY DONN:not, but I'm just, I'm still giving them four crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm just leaving one crown for speak.
CHELSEY DONN:Your mind.
CHELSEY DONN:In the moment and also
TREY GERRALD:woken up.
CHELSEY DONN:maybe Shawn had morning voice and they just didn't feel like speaking that day.
CHELSEY DONN:But Shawn is pretty queenly for me,
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:Generally.
TREY GERRALD:So
CHELSEY DONN:and 'I liked the review.
CHELSEY DONN:So four crowns for you, Shawn.
CHELSEY DONN:B
TREY GERRALD:Good.
TREY GERRALD:All right.
TREY GERRALD:Well you should go ChelseyBD and report back live on the scene.
CHELSEY DONN:maybe 'I will Donn.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know that 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Trust him with my car though.
TREY GERRALD:'I also like that you said the name 'cause that is such A' weird
CHELSEY DONN:'I know.
CHELSEY DONN:My mom like loves it.
CHELSEY DONN:She's just lo, she loves Sepulveda Boulevard.
CHELSEY DONN:It's just, you don't really, there aren't that many streets that have that many syllables
TREY GERRALD:Especially like when SIR is like, it's like 'I, have no idea how to say that word.
CHELSEY DONN:have.
CHELSEY DONN:Right.
CHELSEY DONN:Anyway, what's the car wash song?
TREY GERRALD:Working at the car wash.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:whoa, whoa.
TREY GERRALD:At the car wash
CHELSEY DONN:Just A' kid working at the car wash.
TREY GERRALD:my $12 tip.
CHELSEY DONN:kid though.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Nice kid.
CHELSEY DONN:All right.
CHELSEY DONN:We have reached the most regal portion of our show.
CHELSEY DONN:Try.
CHELSEY DONN:Who are you inducting for?
VOICEOVER:My Royal line is,
TREY GERRALD:So today 'I have A'.
TREY GERRALD:Really exciting, good Samaritan story.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Love to bring these in every now and then.
TREY GERRALD:So today, ChelseyBD, I'm gonna share with you and our listeners, A' little inspiration here
TREY GERRALD:So today I'm going to induct.
TREY GERRALD:An Ohio citizen named Robert Snead.
TREY GERRALD:Yes, we're giving you first and last names because they deserve it.
TREY GERRALD:So this is A' little story.
TREY GERRALD:Robert was shopping with his daughter at Walmart in Ohio and they got A' cart.
TREY GERRALD:'I would say buggy, but they don't say buggy.
TREY GERRALD:In Ohio, probably they got A' cart and there was A' piece of paper
TREY GERRALD:They thought was like A' shopping list.
TREY GERRALD:So they grabbed it to like take it outta the cart and throw it away.
TREY GERRALD:And they realized it was heavy and it was an envelope filled with $2,000 in cash.
CHELSEY DONN:Wow,
TREY GERRALD:And the reason we know is because Robert Snead decided to do the right thing.
TREY GERRALD:They looked, there was actually like A' bank statement inside as well,
TREY GERRALD:It was A' Sunday, so the bank was closed, but Robert knew that whoever owned this
TREY GERRALD:So all of these like news outlets have covered it and it did get back to the rightful owner.
TREY GERRALD:But Robert said he was interviewed, of course, by the local news, and he says, I'd like to
TREY GERRALD:For someone who's living paycheck to paycheck, this may set them back.
TREY GERRALD:It can really mess up someone's summer.
TREY GERRALD:He did the right thing.
TREY GERRALD:'I mean $2,000 and, and think it's like A', Walmart, like 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't know.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:'I, just 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Am touched by the story 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think it's really wonderful.
TREY GERRALD:It is one of those moments of like, all right, like I'm being tested here.
TREY GERRALD:Like, do 'I buy myself A' new flat screen tv or do 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Do the
CHELSEY DONN:Do the right
TREY GERRALD:Robert chose to do the right thing and so did that.
TREY GERRALD:Manager 'I just wanna keep stressing that the
CHELSEY DONN:Oh yeah.
TREY GERRALD:to A' manager, A' manager outta A', Walmart in Ohio, and that
TREY GERRALD:So whoever that manager is, they also should be being
CHELSEY DONN:Good?
TREY GERRALD:But they have
CHELSEY DONN:Good point.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey.
TREY GERRALD:So Robert Snead, we see you.
TREY GERRALD:We hear you.
TREY GERRALD:Your daughter is gonna be thriving because of who you are.
TREY GERRALD:And hopefully we all are touched by the story as much as 'I was.
TREY GERRALD:So for that reason, Robert Sneed in Ohio, thank you for doing the right thing.
TREY GERRALD:You are My Royal.
TREY GERRALD:Highness
CHELSEY DONN:We snead more Robert Sneads in the world.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Wonder if, um, Robert Snead drives A' Toyota?
CHELSEY DONN:Snead, are you listening?
CHELSEY DONN:Snead.
CHELSEY DONN:Sneed.
TREY GERRALD:Do you get it or no?
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I do get it?
CHELSEY DONN:'cause of the review.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:Mm-hmm.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:Well we did A' Queen.
TREY GERRALD:That is another round on the R Ru A' R Q Ferris Wheel of 'I Drive.
TREY GERRALD:A' Toyota.
CHELSEY DONN:Thank you for joining us today.
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TREY GERRALD:'I.
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TREY GERRALD:Now on this week's after show, pod ChelseyBD and 'I are gonna be driving Toyotas.
TREY GERRALD:We're also gonna be rating and reviewing A' two star Yelp review for McDonald's.
CHELSEY DONN:Uh oh.
CHELSEY DONN:Mickey D's.
CHELSEY DONN:We're coming for you.
TREY GERRALD:So to find out what made ChelseyBD say 'I,
CHELSEY DONN:It is, but 'I think it's more than the signature sauce.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think it's A' global issue and find out what made Trey say.
TREY GERRALD:'I didn't want the fucking hot wheels.
TREY GERRALD:Are you fucking kidding?
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TREY GERRALD:remember?
CHELSEY DONN:Ignore the haters.
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TREY GERRALD:Gender nonspecific driving.
TREY GERRALD:Toyota Queen.
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TREY GERRALD:Loser.
TREY GERRALD:We're going shopping.
CHELSEY DONN:Have you ever just driven through A' car wash?
CHELSEY DONN:Just for the fun of it.
CHELSEY DONN:Like, it's like A' it.
CHELSEY DONN:It kind of feels like A' ride or something.
CHELSEY DONN:Donn don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:It's sort
TREY GERRALD:'I feel like my dad would do that when we were little because he knew we
CHELSEY DONN:It's like A' two for one entertainment.
TREY GERRALD:At the car washer.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
