116: King Spa & Sauna: 1 vs. 5 Stars

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win?

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Which ones lose?

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OnIine haters are coming for you!

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Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:30

Hello.

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Hello and welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing,

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Reviews!

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That's Trey Gerrald.

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and that is Chelsey Donn.

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But when we come together, we're the dynamic duo known as.

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The review Queens.

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Chelsey 'I.

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Gotta know what's going on over there in your land of Lala.

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Are you ready too?

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A, Complaint.

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Yeah.

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So much is always happening in the land of law.

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Law.

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Um, yeah, of course.

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I'm ready to Lodge A.

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Complaint 'I.

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Come ready, 'I.

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it up?

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You know it's the end of summer, but it's still Summer.

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'I got this nice sort of beige lighter purse.

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'I wanted A' lighter purse, I'm A' Black Purse kind of gal and 'I.

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Just thought A' lighter moment with my sun dresses was maybe nice.

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So 'I went and 'I did that.

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And 'I guess like I'm 'I 'I whenever 'I go somewhere and 'I give A' promotional pen,

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You gotta have A' pen on you.

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So like 'I get.

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'I had A' promotional pen from this restaurant.

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Was very excited about it.

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They were like, take it.

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Yeah.

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'I was like, okay, amazing.

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And then 'I went to my purse the other day and 'I guess it was like one of those clickable pens.

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And the click had clicked and it had drawn inside the purse all over.

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And because it was light, it was like very, very visible.

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And I'm just like, Irritated and annoyed 'cause thank goodness it didn't get on the

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But like now, 'I know every time 'I open it that it's there and it's bothering me.

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And 'I have yet to figure out how to get it out.

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'I.

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Shout it out.

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'I don't know what I'm gonna do with it, but we gotta make pens better.

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Guys.

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Like you can't just have A' pen that's gonna click on and then write all over my stuff.

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'I mean be like the Review.

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Queen.

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Okay, this pen, it's A' Twist.

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As long as 'I have this pen twisted off, as long as I've done my due diligence,

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All right.

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A' brand new purse.

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It's like written in like as if there was some like graffiti artist that decided to make A'.

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Little doodle uhuh.

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'I don't like

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You know, 'I don't, 'I don't have A' Man purse, but 'I can totally see like how

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right?

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Exactly.

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Oh, 'I, hear it.

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That is so maddening.

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A' cap.

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Gimme A' twist.

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You know,

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Mm-hmm.

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Or Pen on the bed.

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Pen on the comforter 'I.

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Know that that's A' whole nother discussion, but that's A' nightmare.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah.

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And what is ink like?

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Is ink oil?

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Like,

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Oh, Donn.

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Don't know.

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That's A'.

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Good question.

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of ink?

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'I.

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Don't know.

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Well, 'I hear the Complaint.

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Very frustrating.

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Dinu?

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That's right.

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Thank you for catching that.

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Well, speaking of getting things out, ChelseyBD, are

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'I.

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Would love to go head to head.

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'I have so much to get out today and uh, let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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Queens today is another versus episode.

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And today ChelseyBD and 'I are gonna cover both A' one star and A'

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Today's topic, king Spa and Sauna in Illinois.

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For this verse episode that is unofficially sponsored by Grether Pastilles,

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Trade selected the one star and 'I selected the five star.

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So to determine who goes first, we gotta flip that brothers.

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What?

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You've lost it, 'I.

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Think you've officially lost your fucking mind.

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Wait.

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Why is that box so big?

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It looks like, wait, it looks like those like jewelry boxes that little

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:29

this is so 'I Love Brothers 'I.

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Use them whenever we record to help me lubricate my voice.

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'I, use them before auditions.

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'I use them when 'I have to sing.

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'I, use them all the time.

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And 'I was at A' Pharmacy, like one of those fancy pharmacies recently, and they had

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:48

ChelseyBD.

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so many brothers in it.

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And it, and then inside of it, it's so big that it has like A', baby gress inside of it.

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Oh,

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Should 'I flip the GREs.

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'I mean if you want.

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How are we gonna know?

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There's A' heads and there's A' toes.

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So GREs on one side,

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did you say?

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Toes?

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You said heads and toes.

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'I did.

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Are you drunk right now?

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:13

No, I'm not.

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Okay.

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Heads and tails.

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Heads and tails.

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So there's A' on the heads, there's A' GP for Grether, pastilles,

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So I'll know.

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And it's your turn.

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So I'm gonna flip that GREs,

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You flip it.

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or you tell me it heads or tails.

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'I know which is which.

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Okay.

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'I.

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Amm gonna say tails.

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Oh no, it fell the.

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Oh fuck.

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That's A'.

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Redo.

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Okay.

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Flip

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said tails right?

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It's it's heads.

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It's heads.

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It came up.

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Heads 'I mean You gotta read the GREs as it lies.

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Do you see that?

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Re

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That is so weird.

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Don't eat that.

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Don't suck.

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That one.

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It fell on the

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ground.

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to.

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I'm gonna throw it out.

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We lost A' G Brothers in the process, but it was worth it.

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Okay, so that means ChelseyBD is gonna share the five star in today's main episode,

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That's

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So at the time of this recording, king Spa and Sauna has 1,216 reviews on Yelp

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So that's pretty good.

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That is pretty good.

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So according to the, from the business section on Yelp, king Spa and

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They have A' total of eight whirlpools in the men and women's spa, and 10 different dry saunas.

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In the common lounge.

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So wait, do you think that means there's four in each gendered side?

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That's what 'I would think, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:07:00

That's what 'I think too.

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Yeah.

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We also provide body scrubs, massages, acupressure, and A', full service

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So basically they just explained what happens in every spa in sauna.

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So Chicago King Spa and Sauna opened in early May of 2010, and there was also another location in

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So with all of that background info, 'I, let's go ahead and jump right on in and

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Review, That, Review.

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All right.

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This review was written by Garrett y.

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It's A' Yelp Review.

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Garrett y is an elite Yelp as 'I like to consult.

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And this is Garrett W's five star review of King Spa and Sauna.

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'I am writing this review as 'I Lounge in one of these asterisk, ugly asterisk Rococo vinyl chairs.

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They're quite comfortable.

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This is my second time here and 'I am starting to grow A' liking to this place.

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'I.

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If you've never been to Kings Spa before, check out the introductory video that you can watch

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They do not give tours, so this is the next best thing.

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Short of just going in.

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If you decide to take this adventure, head to the front desk and they'll check you in.

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You're given A' bracelet that has A' key to your locker, as well as A' FOB on

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When you check out, they scan your fob and then let you know your bill.

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After entering, you must take off your shoes and place them into the shoe locker.

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There's A' separate locker for your clothes.

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They don't want your street clothes trekking around the locker room, which is very clean.

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Okay.

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Next you grab one of their uniforms that you must wear in the co-ed areas.

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At this point, 'I decide to hit the wet areas, which consists of

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Now here's the kicker.

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Unlike at the gym or other spas where one can wear swimsuits or robes

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In this area?

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Yep.

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All one has is his or her birthday suit.

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Men and women are separated at this point, so no worries about seeing the other gender.

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One can also get the missed, have King's Spa scrub.

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It is quite an experience and is done in A', semi secluded corner 'I, the wet area.

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They take you to A' vinyl or plastic covered table, and the therapist who is in his underwear

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You clean from head to toe, front and back.

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It's basically A' bath on A' table.

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After the scrub, you're given A' massage.

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The treatment is definitely worth it.

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After having my fill of the wet area, 'I put on my uniform and head into the co-ed area.

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There's lounging areas and all the saunas as well as A' dining area and massage rooms.

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On my first trip, 'I tried each of the rooms to see which ones 'I liked the best.

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All of them purport to have some sort of special or healing property.

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Eeg, salt, amethyst.

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Gold rooms, but 'I find them to be all very similar.

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There is an ice room to cool off in.

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I've had two types of massage treatments the two times I've been here.

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The first time 'I got the foot reflexology, which was okay.

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Today 'I got the acupressure deep tissue massage, which was okay as well.

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It was not deep tissue.

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Even though 'I asked the guy for more pressure, it ended up being more of

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Next time 'I would skip the massages after having checked them out.

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They're also rather pricey.dot A' hundred and 30 for 90 minutes plus dip.

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Now the food is A'.

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Different story.

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It's pretty good.

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I've had the sun.

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I've had the sun do boo soup.

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Chache and Curry Kat Sudan, 'I would definitely recommend the sun do boo.

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Perfect for A' cold day like today and after A' few hours in the heat rooms.

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Again, dishes are pricey, but you're A' captive audience and you

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There's also A' lounge area upstairs with TVs, napping areas, and A' movie theater.

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There's so much to do here and many families come here and spend the day.

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The clientele is diverse.

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There seems to also be A'.

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Lot of students that come as A' group, girl groups, couples, and even bros.

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This is definitely the place to come for A' Chill afternoon, especially when it's cold out.

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And then quickly, I'm just gonna share my screen.

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They did of course add A' photo as most, uh, elite reviewers do.

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I'm just gonna share my entire screen.

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So this is one of the dishes, this is the curry tongue cut.

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Katsu.

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No, katsu is like, like A' chicken cutlet.

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Like A' fried chicken cutlet with this curry sauce and scallions and some sliver almonds on top.

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It actually looks delicious, I'm not gonna lie.

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It looks really

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It does look good, but that is like A'.

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Lot of curry.

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It's like, looks like A' soup.

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Yeah.

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It's kind of swimming and curry, but at least the chicken's, not all S 'I.

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Think it looks good

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'I.

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Don't think it's swimming.

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'I think it's drowning.

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Oh, you think it's adding?

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Okay.

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All right.

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Well anyway, let's talk about Garrett y first impressions, Trey.

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Well, all right, so it's interesting because Garrett is really sort of

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So 'I think Garrett is taking it on themselves to like say, and then 'I walked over

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It's like A' little.

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Much in my opinion, but my, my pressing question is, what is Garrett's initial for their last name?

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Why?

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:07

So it's not M or W for Miriam Webster, because Garrett

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Yeah.

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detail.

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Also, Garrett goes on to explain an explicit detail what naked means.

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Then Garrett goes into such great detail about the materials that are used inside of the spa

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Yes.

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first sentence about the ugly chair, then explaining the scrub

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Right.

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You're right.

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but, and all of that.

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Miriam Westering Garrett doesn't explain what the actual uniform looks like.

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And as someone who's never been here, what do you think the uniform is?

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'I thought it would just be A' robe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:51

So the uniform at A', lot of these hips of spas is usually shorts and A' and A' top.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:56

Oh, interesting.

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'I.

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Wonder why it's not A' robe

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Yeah,

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yourself.

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maybe.

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But that is true.

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It's like why omit that detail when we're going to such lengths here?

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Why do you think ugly is an asterisk

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'I was gonna ask you about that as well.

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'I think it's super, like one of the first things that drew me actually to this

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The really, because of the asterisks ugly, really pops out.

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And it's not often that you get A' five star review that you're like ugly.

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But like when you look at Garrett's review, I'm gonna show you and Patreon

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Like when you look at this review, it's the first thing you see.

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It, it really does pop.

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Why

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'I feel like the asterisks as 'I can never say this word,

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hard to say it

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asterisks.

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Yeah.

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Donn don't know.

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Astri 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:46

Astro could be replacing like quotes like ugly, like maybe ugly subjective.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:54

What does Rococo mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:55

Rococo is like A' type of, um, which one?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:00

'I think it's like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:01

What do you call it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:02

Rotan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:03

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:04

That's the word 'I was

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:05

Oh, really?

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:06

Oh, 'I totally made that up.

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But that's what 'I was imagining.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:08

This like patio

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exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:11

wicker or whatever,

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'I.

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Think that's what 'I was picturing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:14

'I mean.

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'I can look it up, but Roco

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:16

'I think that that's Garrett's opinion, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:18

That they're ugly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:20

wait.

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Rococo is like an art form.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:22

Wait, Rococo.

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It's A'.

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More formal or cocoa Vinyl.

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Anyway, continue,

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:29

That's what this was, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:30

Rococo vinyl chair,

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:31

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:32

That's why 'I am saying like, what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:34

It doesn't matter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:35

Okay, continue.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:36

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:36

Very interesting detail to lead

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:37

It is

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:39

Also 'I saw when you shared the screen that this was in 2018, which to me that

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:55

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:55

'I think that it would be unfair to label this as anything

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:01

'I mean they really spell out all that it has to offer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:05

They do tend to constantly interject their opinion about how, like the Garrett

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:17

True.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:17

You know, like 'I just sort of was like, well, why are you sharing that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:20

You couldn't tell the difference.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:21

Like, are you A', healer?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:23

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:24

But 'I do think that there is A' lot of information here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:27

And as someone who has not entered one of these spas, it does help to

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:34

Yeah, 'I mean 'I love that because 'I went to A' Korean spot for the

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:43

'I can't wear A' bathing suit, but they're like, you cannot 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:46

And so 'I think that this review is really interesting, like if I've never done this

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:57

Like you go and you take off your shoes and you put your shoes in A' shoe locker and that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:05

Like that's A' very specific detail.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:07

But yeah, so 'I do think there's like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:09

Lot of good information here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:11

But then what do you think about the whole therapist in their underwear?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:16

'I was literally waiting to ask this question, so I'm so

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:22

Justin and JC 'I was gonna ask, why is the therapist in their underwear?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:26

'I know, like you would think of anything.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:29

They would be in the uniform, like, and 'I would think they'd be wearing

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:34

The

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:34

shirt.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:36

So as someone who has not been to A' Korean spa, 'I do know that like Russian spas, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:48

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:48

They

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:48

It all gets ripped off of you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:50

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:50

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:50

They hit you and stuff, but 'I feel like I'm appreciative that Garrett has

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:00

A', very odd

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:02

It is, what do we think that Garrett does for A' living?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:06

And they, they always tend to say one does this and one does that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:10

'I think that they write children's books.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:13

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:14

Interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:15

See Dick.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:16

Run.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:17

Run dick.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:18

Run.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:19

That's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

'I had, 'I had Yiddish with Dick and Jane and it was like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:24

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:25

Uh, K.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:25

Fetch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:27

Jane k fetch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:28

What do you think Garrett does?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:30

'I think that Garrett ran the newspaper at his high school, maybe college too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:36

They're used to having an editor because like everything is written really well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:40

But then we have like A', few little things that 'I think would've been caught by an editor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:45

But 'I, 'I do think there's an academic ness here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:48

'I do think that Garrett trained at the Margaret Mitchell School

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:56

'cause there is too much.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:58

There's just too much word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:59

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:59

Think the length is really long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:00

The length is very long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:02

It's definitely, but that's 'I also kind of feel like that's good in A' sense for

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:12

You just skip it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:13

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:14

That's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:14

'I mean that is, that is interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:16

One last clarifying question before 'I ask you about the spelling grammar,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:22

What do you think the films are that are screened at Kings Spa?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:26

Oh, 'I know 'I thought that was super curious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:28

Like, do you think that it's like up or is it Korean or is it

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:33

Yeah, 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:34

know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:35

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:35

Mean 'I kind of hope.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:36

It's like how style got A' groove back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:38

Can you imagine?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:40

All right, so there were some spelling, grammar errors, and 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:43

Imagine they're being truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:44

'I mean the constant opinion throwing in is A' little, like obnoxious to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:49

But, but 'I don't think that's being shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:51

'I mean if Garrett thinks it's an ugly Rococo, vinyl, okay, fine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:55

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:55

Or if they think that the food is pricey and that you're A' captive audience and all of that, that's

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:01

The King spa scrub is A' must, or as they say, A' Mist.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:04

Right, right, right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:06

You think this is common fluke or typical?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:08

'I think this is pretty common.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:09

'I think, well 'I, think it's just like very nerdy, you know, in an almost endearing way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:15

Like you can watch the promotional video on the, the website where it's like how

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:23

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:23

Good question.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:24

you know, but maybe they're the Garretts of the world are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:29

it, it's curious to me, 'I 'I appreciate that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:32

Garrett spells out they had foot reflexology and it was just, okay, which 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:37

I've had it once before in my life and I'm like, 'I don't really ever need

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:43

But then they got this massage that they asked for it to be harder and then it wasn't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:47

So they just feel like they would just skip massages.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:49

But don't you think that there are A' varied list of massage therapists?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:53

Like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:54

'I mean 'I get, they had two and they were just fine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:57

And also it's an added cost to the entry.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:02

But do you think that that's saying like, do you think that you can sum up all of

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:08

Like don't you think there's hundreds of therapists Do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:11

think that there are 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:12

Don't think we're that used to seeing 'I mean it happens, but like the opposite

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:18

Like 'I like to say, which is like the insult sandwich or whatever, where it's like I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:31

Like, I'm still gonna go back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:33

'I might not, you know, get this masseuse or something like that, or this service.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:38

which honestly is pretty queenly, not very humorous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:42

No, it's not humorous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:43

It's like an article or something like A' kind of boring article.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

Yeah, it's like A', boring Vulture article.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:50

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:51

'I think 'I can Crown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:52

Garrett, how do you feel?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:54

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:54

Think we can go into the crowning.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:55

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:55

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:56

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:59

Now, in an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:06

'I.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:06

Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:23:13

school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:14

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:15

Very interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:16

Trey is holding up three and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:18

'I am holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:20

Trey, go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:20

First, let us know why Garrett is only worth three and A' half crowns to you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:26

So wait, is three and A' half, half

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:28

No baby three and A' half is one more than half

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:31

Something is so wrong with her brain.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:33

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:33

Don't know why anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:34

Okay, but three and A', half, three and A' half is appropriate 'cause.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:37

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:37

'I think it's better than middle of the road.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:39

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:39

'I don't understand many things here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:41

'I don't understand the things Garrett latches onto to like overly robustly explain.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:47

'I was gonna say 'I wish they were more photos of the interior.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:50

But 'I, imagine you're not allowed to have photos.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:53

And cameras if everyone's naked.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:54

So maybe that, but 'I thought it was just bizarre that the one photo is of the food.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:00

Absolutely no humor here, but 'I find it to be valuable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:04

And 'I also think the insult sandwich is kind of queenly when it is A' five star.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:09

'cause like you said, they're not being saccharine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:11

It's not just like I'm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:12

Pollyanna like it is sort of like 'I have discovered the things that 'I find valuable here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:18

And honestly, 'I feel like 'I could walk into King Spa today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:22

Armed with having read this and feel like 'I know that the,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:27

Know what you're in for.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:27

scrubber is gonna be in A' undies and that's fine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:30

So three and A' half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:32

Very interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:33

ChelseyBD, why did you do A' half more and say four?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:36

'I went with four 'cause 'I think this is generally A' pretty queenly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:39

Review 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:40

Do think there is A' A' audience that's gonna be alienated and not want to read

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:48

And so that's why 'I couldn't make Garrett A', Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

'cause 'I just don't think Garrett is everyone's cup of tea.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:53

But 'I do think there was A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:55

Lot of really.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:56

Thorough information here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:58

Even though it wasn't funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:00

'I did see A' little bit of personality in the fact that Garrett only

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:05

'I found, found that funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:07

Um, even the ugly and the ashes like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:09

I've never seen that before.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:11

And 'I believe that Garrett takes his job as A' elite reviewer for Yelp,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:19

Nearly A', Review Queen, but four crowns from this Review Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:24

All right, Garrett.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:25

Shortly we will find out if you have A' leg to stand on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:29

But in the meantime, ChelseyBD, you better get y'all king spa and sauna pants

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:41

uh oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:42

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:42

Listeners, 'I have created A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:44

Very special.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:46

Game in honor of today's theme.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:48

ChelseyBD, are you ready to play?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:54

Is it A' Rub or A'?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:57

Snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:58

my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:00

A' rubber snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:02

Oh my God, that sounds like A' porn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:04

So can you guess what this means?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:07

Is it the name of like A' A' scrub that you can buy at A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:14

Very close.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:15

Okay, so this game, I'm going to read you the name of A' Spa Treat Nut, and you're gonna tell me if

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:26

It's A' Snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:27

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:27

Got it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:28

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:28

All right, so here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:28

There's 10 of them, and here we are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:30

ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:30

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:31

Want you to tell me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:33

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:34

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:35

Is the sriracha, exfoliating scrub, A' Rub or A' Snub?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

Hope that's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

Snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

'cause it sounds like it would burn 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:51

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:52

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:53

'I made that up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:55

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:55

ChelseyBD is the kitten massage, A' Rub or A' snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:08

gonna say rub, but 'I feel like 'I could have different meanings.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:10

So Donn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:11

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:12

Rob, Rob.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:13

Rob.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:16

What?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:18

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

so can 'I tell you what 'I thought it was?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:20

'I thought.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:21

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:21

Kitten could scrub, could either be like this, like for A' child, like it's like

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:27

like the bunny slope.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:29

like the bunny slip.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:30

Or it could be the opposite, which is like very dirty.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:32

So that was sort of like just disturb my mind.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:34

A' little bit, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:35

Well, 'I love where your brain went.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:37

'I, A', 'I made that up because there actually is A' Snake massage where they literally put 70

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:53

'I thought instead of that 'cause 'I thought you might know about that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:55

So 'I said A' kitten

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:56

No, I've never heard of that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:58

That sounds like an absolute nightmare.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:00

Okay, here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:01

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:02

ChelseyBD is the sperm lotion treatment A' Rub or A' snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:11

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:15

'I am gonna say snub, but if it's rub like what the fuck?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:21

It's A' Rub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:23

Where?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:23

All right, so there is A' London Salon that combines

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:32

Katera root from an Iranian plant that forms A' protein packed powerhouse.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:39

That's recommended for anyone who has fine over-processed hair or frizzy hair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:45

So it's A' hair treatment and it's A' $100.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:49

Isn't that disgusting?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:50

That is so gross.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:52

Oh, my 'I almost choked on my brothers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:56

Oh no.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:56

Well, you have 9 million others.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:59

Okay, ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:01

Is the garlic an onion sauna, A' rub, or A' snub?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:10

'I am gonna say, rub what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:15

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:16

How'd you get so good at tricking me?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:18

Unfortunately that one is fake.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:20

Can you imagine how bad that would.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:22

It would be bad, but the thing is that you can put like onions and garlic in

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:29

Mm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:30

So that's why 'I thought maybe it was real.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:32

Maybe we're onto something, you and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:34

Check out your Queenly, garlic and onion spa coming your way soon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:38

Brought to you by GREs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:39

Yep.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:41

is the Fecal Facial A' Rub, or A' Snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:46

Trey Gerrald.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:51

Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:53

That's my name.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:54

Everything in me wants to say no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:56

But do 'I say yes?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:58

'cause I've been getting so many wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:00

I'm gonna say yes, but that's the grossest thing I've, that's even grosser

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

you are correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:10

So there is A' Santa Fe Spa

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:14

What?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:14

that offers the Nightingale cleansing mask, which includes A' powder

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:23

Sanitized droppings from these tiny little bird called the Wonder Bird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:30

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:32

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:32

The high nitrogen content draws out bacteria from the skin and breaks down

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:41

This has been used actually for centuries by Geisha and Japan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:46

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:46

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:47

But still 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:48

um, quote unquote, an all natural way to brighten and smooth your skin.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:52

The cost is A' hundred $15 for them to smear bird shit on your face.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:57

All right, so here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:59

We're halfway ChelseyBD is the beer bath, A' rub or A' snub?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:04

Ooh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:07

Hope it's A' rub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:08

That sounds good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:10

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:10

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:11

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:12

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:13

Now you're tied.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:13

tied it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:14

She tied it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:15

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:15

So the beer bath, they exist in many places.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:18

There are vitamins inside of the beer bath that were popularized in the Czech

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:25

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:26

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:26

That sounds not as bad as the come or the do-do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:29

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:30

And hilariously the beer bath is 40 bucks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:34

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:35

That's pretty cheap.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:36

All right, ChelseyBD is the Ramen bath, A' Robber, A' snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:42

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:45

I'm gonna say A' snub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:46

Even though that sounds delicious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:50

That's A' Rub.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:51

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:52

You could just swim in Ramen

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:54

There are Japanese spas that offer bathing in the broth of ramen, replete

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:06

And that cost is 35 bucks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:09

When 'I can swim in Ramen

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:11

Isn't that so crazy?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:12

like, that's like A' dream.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:14

Like 'I always wanted to swim in like meatballs and spaghetti or something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:17

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:17

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:17

Mean 'I.

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Guess if you can like the benefits of bone broth, like why not swim in

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'I know 'I like that.

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Okay.

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That's interesting.

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'I would do that one.

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'I would do that.

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One 'I would do the beer one so

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Okay, so we have three more.

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Here we go.

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ChelseyBD is the golf ball, massage A' Rub, or A' Snub.

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God.

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A' rub.

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Woo.

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Tied again.

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All right, so this was developed in the golf capital of the southwest

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This massage uses warmed golf balls that they roll along the large

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Honestly, 'I bet you that would feel freaking great.

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'I know the effect of this treatment is purported to help

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Wow.

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That's A'.

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or A' Snub.

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that's gotta be A' Snub.

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That's gotta be A' snub.

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That's gotta be, I'm like so uncomfortable.

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Just even you saying that.

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Please let there be A' snub.

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Oh

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are right.

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That would be like that.

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That and the snakes.

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All right, well get ready.

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Last but not least, ChelseyBD is the snail's slime moisturizer, A' rubber A' snub.

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That's A' Rub.

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She knowingly shakes her head.

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That's A' Rub.

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And she won.

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You've heard of that one.

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It sounded like something enough that 'I was like,

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So Chilean snail farmers, what A' job noticed that their hands were

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That is how snail slime became A' moisturizer.

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All right, Eva, you won.

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Congratulations.

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Way to kill it.

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Thank you.

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Review, That, Review.

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All right.

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We are back from that rousing game break and try.

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It's your turn.

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Rousing for those bowls.

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right.

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So today 'I am covering that one star flip side review from Yelp.

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And today, very interesting.

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First time on the show, 'I have sourced A' review from that not recommended

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okay.

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Juani.

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Agenda, nonspecific Queen.

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boy.

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That's how

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It's, it's like very heavy as well.

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Like, it's not maybe coming across on camera, but like, it's humongous.

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You guys, it's like when you go to like, it's like you go to one of those ice cream

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It's like the equivalent of that for Brothers 'I.