UA-198543153-1 109 - Balloonzilla - Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey

Episode 109

Episode 109: Balloonzilla - 1 Star Review

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Balloonzilla. Trey does NOT want you to whistle while you work, honey child, Chelsey ponders is whistling bad luck for anyone other than her grandmother and the Queens sing a reprise of Happy Birthday a Little Late...AGAIN!

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Transcript
VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

CHELSEY DONN:

Hello.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, hello and welcome to Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD:

The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

CHELSEY DONN:

Reviews

TREY GERRALD:

that is ChelseyBD Donn,

CHELSEY DONN:

And that is Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

Gerrald.

TREY GERRALD:

and when we come together, we are.

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The Review, Queen,

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

And another week has come and gone.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey, would you like to.

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A', Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

Absolutely.

TREY GERRALD:

So I'm really unsure if 'I have lodged this like maybe within our first 10 episodes.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm really unsure, but 'I really today need to Lodge A Complaint, whether

CHELSEY DONN:

are you an anti whistler?

TREY GERRALD:

'I cuz 'I think 'I might have lodged this before.

TREY GERRALD:

And you were like 'I, like whistling

CHELSEY DONN:

No.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, actually 'I have A' whole nother spin, but 'I want to hear what you have to say first.

TREY GERRALD:

Just think there is something that's so invasive about whistling.

TREY GERRALD:

It's, it's like, it's similar to me as like being at A' restaurant and like A' table is so loud

CHELSEY DONN:

You've lodged that.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, sure.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean, it's just like this lack of zooming out ability of how you're

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

'I just feel like no one is impressed with someone's whistling

TREY GERRALD:

It's also just, it seems so bratty to 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know, there's, there's like A' personality qualifier of someone who's just gonna be

TREY GERRALD:

That's A' vocalist.

TREY GERRALD:

So you whistling is like,

CHELSEY DONN:

not adding A' Company accompaniment,

TREY GERRALD:

It just doesn't make any sense to me unless it's maybe like A' soothing

TREY GERRALD:

'I just don't understand cuz you, it's hard to whistle quietly.

TREY GERRALD:

Like the quieter you try to whistle, the more you're just blowing air and there's no pitch.

TREY GERRALD:

So it just is A' piercing.

TREY GERRALD:

Sort of confronting aggressive activity that others are being forced to withstand.

TREY GERRALD:

And so if you are someone who really whistles in public spaces, 'I want you to

TREY GERRALD:

Who's hearing it?

TREY GERRALD:

And is that possibly annoying because there last 'I checked, you can't win

TREY GERRALD:

So no one is proud of you for your whistling ability.

TREY GERRALD:

Stop

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe other Whistlers, they should have like A' clap and they could all go

TREY GERRALD:

As long as Whistle Club is inside of like A', soundproof, basement,

CHELSEY DONN:

it?

TREY GERRALD:

and like gross and 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I really don't like it, especially this hearkens back to two weeks ago.

TREY GERRALD:

Please don't whistle inside the gym.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like so annoying.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

What is your thought on whistling

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

So many thoughts.

CHELSEY DONN:

So first, 'I have A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Couple follow up questions.

CHELSEY DONN:

If David was whistling in the house, would you not be married?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't think it 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I, honestly, 'I don't think it's like A' trait he would ever take, like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Just don't find

CHELSEY DONN:

you're okay, so if you're in the privacy of like your own environment

CHELSEY DONN:

Or is it more like I'm in public no matter what is the whist invasive?

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Get the question 'I think.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like if you're at like the county fair, if you're at Disney World, if you're at A'

TREY GERRALD:

It's like

CHELSEY DONN:

What about one of those like, woo.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, like those people that can do that Like crazy Ws like what?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, to me that seems like that's when your dog is about to run into

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

And maybe that's useful.

TREY GERRALD:

right?

CHELSEY DONN:

like an alert.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's A' light.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

So what's interesting for me about this is that.

CHELSEY DONN:

Which maybe you'll be happy to know in A' way.

CHELSEY DONN:

So my grandmother used to always say that whistling was bad luck, like

TREY GERRALD:

I've heard that.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know why she would say that, but then again she was A', huge whistler.

CHELSEY DONN:

So it was this like conundrum growing up because 'I was like, is whistling in the house?

CHELSEY DONN:

Bad luck.

CHELSEY DONN:

But not when you do it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like it's bad luck if anybody else does it like 'I, don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

It was just, it was interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I think there like is something to it.

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I think I'm actually similar to you in that.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm super sensitive to like Sounds in A' space and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Imagine if 'I was trying to focus on something else, or 'I was trying to enjoy A' meal, or 'I was

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I just think, yeah, it, it hearkens back to the point of like not doing

CHELSEY DONN:

Like there's A', certain amount of social etiquette and sometimes like whistling feels

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Whistling doesn't seem like an etiquette driven

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like Donn don't know what would happen if you were in etiquette school, like you

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Just don't see any circumstance where whistling is appropriate.

TREY GERRALD:

If 'I like, stop and think about it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Except for A',

TREY GERRALD:

save someone's life.

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I agree with you?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think it's A' good.

CHELSEY DONN:

Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do think that certain people can whistle better than others?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Remember my grandfather taught me how to whistle.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I think that there's A' time and A' space

TREY GERRALD:

And what is that time and space?

CHELSEY DONN:

outside in your own environment, like on your patio, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you're like hauling to the birds, which also 'I feel like my

TREY GERRALD:

Sure.

TREY GERRALD:

'I, get that.

TREY GERRALD:

That makes me think that you're in the country.

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

But outside of that, do agree, disagree?

CHELSEY DONN:

Let us know.

CHELSEY DONN:

1, 8, 5, 0 review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Zero.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you for affording me that opportunity to get that off of my chest.

CHELSEY DONN:

welcome.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's give someone else the opportunity to be heard.

TREY GERRALD:

To be seen and possibly.

TREY GERRALD:

Deeply criticized.

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD, are you ready?

TREY GERRALD:

Two

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Review, That, Review.

CHELSEY DONN:

yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I am.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I am so excited.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey, it is my turn.

CHELSEY DONN:

As you know, we are your trusty review Queens.

CHELSEY DONN:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected,

TREY GERRALD:

We will read you the review, then break it down and rate that review

TREY GERRALD:

It's A' very regal process that we call

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That, Kvetch.

TREY GERRALD:

So ChelseyBD, the time is upon us.

TREY GERRALD:

What have you brought in today?

CHELSEY DONN:

well, Trey 'I mean happy birthday.

CHELSEY DONN:

A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little late to me, but that's okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I won't be mad.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I decided.

CHELSEY DONN:

With that in mind, to bring in A' one star review from A' Place in la that's called Balloon Zilla.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is from Balloon Zillow's.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yelp page.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'll read you just A' teeny bit about Marla B.

CHELSEY DONN:

Who is the business owner?

CHELSEY DONN:

Balloon Zilla is A' family owned business with more than 17 years of experience with balloons.

CHELSEY DONN:

We live and work in the Orange County, California area and enjoy making people happy for A' living.

CHELSEY DONN:

Our creativity and motivation comes from you, our customers, and we look

CHELSEY DONN:

Even more special, even if it is A', belated birthday, you know?

TREY GERRALD:

Did we miss your birthday when we did lip venom?

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

We're gonna celebrate together today.

TREY GERRALD:

But you know, that was two weeks ago now

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do know.

TREY GERRALD:

cuz we have 1 0 8 in between.

CHELSEY DONN:

know 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's fine.

VOICEOVER:

A',

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A',

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A'.

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Little late birthday.

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Birthday A'.

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Little late.

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Happy B day.

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Happy day.

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A'.

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Little late

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Yours.

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A'.

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Little late.

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Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

'I can't believe that the, well, this is 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Guess just the year of us not.

TREY GERRALD:

Remembering each other's birthdays appropriately

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know

TREY GERRALD:

because we're recording out of order.

TREY GERRALD:

That's why, not

CHELSEY DONN:

We are.

TREY GERRALD:

honor each other's birth.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

And also because like we get A' special reminder before like, we've actually missed it.

CHELSEY DONN:

So it's, it's not like you miss it entirely.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like, strike one, you know what 'I mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like you still have two strikes to go, which is the actual birthday.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then, and then if you miss it, calling me the next day with happy birthday A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little late.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

So

TREY GERRALD:

wait.

TREY GERRALD:

But still, once again, it's very funny because in real time we're like A' month

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, it's A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Same than what happened with me.

TREY GERRALD:

Why is this happening to us this

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's just, you know, it's hard to keep track of time.

CHELSEY DONN:

Anyone else having A'?

CHELSEY DONN:

Hard time keeping track of time.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, so let's go back to balloon

CHELSEY DONN:

Balloon Zilla.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is their Yelp page.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I just read you A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little bit about the business owner.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is Peggy W's one star review A' balloon Zilla.

CHELSEY DONN:

Left August 14th, 2020.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh,

CHELSEY DONN:

had A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Terrible experience with balloon zilla The delivery.

CHELSEY DONN:

Was outraged.

CHELSEY DONN:

The product was nothing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

The product was nothing like 'I was expecting.

CHELSEY DONN:

They are not cheap, and 'I was okay with it because 'I expected the products to be

CHELSEY DONN:

Please see my picture, what we ordered and expected versus what we got.

TREY GERRALD:

'I?

TREY GERRALD:

No.

CHELSEY DONN:

After one hours of them trying to fix it, nothing

CHELSEY DONN:

This was hours before my family and friends was supposed to arrive to wish my son A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Happy birthday.

CHELSEY DONN:

Angela was careless and straight rude.

CHELSEY DONN:

Please see the email.

CHELSEY DONN:

They ruined my son eighth birthday, dropped the ball.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Would never wish this on anyone.

CHELSEY DONN:

Juliana was actually so professional and handled everything well and was trying

CHELSEY DONN:

So when you plan something special, go with someone else who won't do this to you last minute.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I Sure hope.

CHELSEY DONN:

If Angela got children, she would understand planning for A' special kids'

CHELSEY DONN:

She at least should apologize for their wrongdoing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Shaking my head, speechless.

CHELSEY DONN:

Beware and look elsewhere.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'll make sure everyone we know in Southern California knows what happened to us.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, before we move on, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

attachments.

CHELSEY DONN:

Know 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Know 'I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Before we move on, I'm just gonna, for Patreon or anyone watching right now on YouTube going

CHELSEY DONN:

Few photos with comments.

CHELSEY DONN:

So before we review the review 'I, just wanna make sure that I'm, I'm doing Peggy full justice here.

CHELSEY DONN:

Can you guys see all this?

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, no.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

So one says, this is what we expected.

CHELSEY DONN:

Look at what we got.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now what's confusing about this by Peggy is that we have A' photo.

CHELSEY DONN:

Both photos look great.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I was confused at first.

CHELSEY DONN:

The first one says, happy Birthday Crystal.

CHELSEY DONN:

And the second one says, Gigi.

CHELSEY DONN:

And they're like, they're like very picturesque

TREY GERRALD:

But 'I, think Gigi looks bad.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

So Gigi is, so here's where it's confusing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Gigi's not actually the bad example.

CHELSEY DONN:

Both of these images are screenshots from their Instagram.

CHELSEY DONN:

So these are both good examples of what could have been,

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, but you've gotta be like, come on now, if you were hoping for Crystal.

TREY GERRALD:

Crystal, anyone that's not looking crystals is like gold.

TREY GERRALD:

Uh, like balloons, right?

TREY GERRALD:

That spell out happy birthday.

TREY GERRALD:

Then another little rainbow arc is crystal, and then there's A', beautiful

TREY GERRALD:

And then Gigi is like circular, like rainbow

CHELSEY DONN:

Rainbow.

TREY GERRALD:

And then Gigi is like not in A'.

TREY GERRALD:

But look how uneven Gigi is.

TREY GERRALD:

It's

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, but like it's also like in the wind there's like mountains behind beach, behind.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's A' vibe.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I get it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I think it's still either one of these things.

CHELSEY DONN:

If 'I got them for A' party, 'I would be thrilled

TREY GERRALD:

It's easier than

CHELSEY DONN:

So already Peggy's like, you know, we're, we'll discuss the other mistakes

CHELSEY DONN:

Look at what we got.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, I'm not looking at what you got in this picture, Peggy.

CHELSEY DONN:

So, Maybe use different language.

CHELSEY DONN:

Moving on number two.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is the email between Angela and Peggy.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Customer service says we have refunded your money.

CHELSEY DONN:

Please find A' different balloon company.

CHELSEY DONN:

Angela have A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wonderful day.

CHELSEY DONN:

So this is the email in question.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now this is the original invoice that is just showing the balloon zilla is really expensive.

CHELSEY DONN:

The total for this was supposed to be $524 and 58 cents.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now we should point out that Peggy did get A' full refund, so this is obviously A' copy of the

CHELSEY DONN:

Peggy says they are not cheap.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I ended up getting the same thing, better quality for much cheaper elsewhere.

CHELSEY DONN:

So letting us know, 'I guess it did work out for Peggy after all.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, no.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then number four.

CHELSEY DONN:

Talking about expectations versus reality.

CHELSEY DONN:

And now we have another photo from the Instagram that says Shawn Jr.

CHELSEY DONN:

In blue metallic balloons.

CHELSEY DONN:

That looks lovely.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then underneath it we do have A' monstrosity of sorts.

CHELSEY DONN:

Can you describe A' Trey?

TREY GERRALD:

So it looks, so we're seeing A' pool and it looks like you, it looks

TREY GERRALD:

And so you see like what?

TREY GERRALD:

Possibly is some of the lettering from the word birthday in and out of the top

CHELSEY DONN:

flat, like, it's like it's sinking into the water.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's barely floating on top of the water.

CHELSEY DONN:

It looks very sad.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's not aerial, you know, A' balloon is supposed to be Ariel.

TREY GERRALD:

Not Ariel

CHELSEY DONN:

This has been grounded, this balloon.

CHELSEY DONN:

So anyway, 'I just wanted to share that before we, we chat about Peggy, cuz I'm

CHELSEY DONN:

But Peggy was thorough.

CHELSEY DONN:

Did give us some photos.

TREY GERRALD:

very thorough.

TREY GERRALD:

It's, it's interesting to me.

TREY GERRALD:

Can we just start with Angela?

CHELSEY DONN:

yes.

TREY GERRALD:

The Angela of it all like 'I, so, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

When 'I read the screen capture of the email, Please find A' different balloon company

TREY GERRALD:

Either way.

TREY GERRALD:

Like maybe it's being pleasant.

TREY GERRALD:

'I felt like the sentence, like we fully refunded.

TREY GERRALD:

You have A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Wonderful day.

TREY GERRALD:

That's lovely

CHELSEY DONN:

right.

CHELSEY DONN:

And the have A' wonderful day did sort of look like that could have even been like Angela's like

TREY GERRALD:

'I feel that too.

TREY GERRALD:

It is interesting.

TREY GERRALD:

They didn't choose to like say anything like we apologize or any, it's just very curt and to

TREY GERRALD:

'I would say, but 'I would not then wish Ill will on Angela's unknown children if they

TREY GERRALD:

We don't know anything about Angela.

CHELSEY DONN:

We know nothing about Angela outside of the fact that

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean that is so much money.

TREY GERRALD:

So, but we obviously that's being couched by the fact that they did get A' refund.

CHELSEY DONN:

did get A' refund.

TREY GERRALD:

spend almost $600 on balloons, of course you would be livid if it blew in

CHELSEY DONN:

for sure.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I kind of wish that Peggy, because 'I read the review and 'I was like, oh, this is horrible.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then 'I saw that like the, the email just said that they got A' full refund

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Know that it's disappointing because you paid for something.

CHELSEY DONN:

You expect A' service, you should get the service.

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I, 'I think that Peggy should have mentioned that they got A' refund.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like even if they would've said 'I got A' refund, but that's not the point.

CHELSEY DONN:

The point was 'I ordered this so that my son could have A' good birthday party, and this

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I would say in another situation, like if there was A' reply situation,

CHELSEY DONN:

The photos, and it's even referenced in the review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like look at that email.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what 'I mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I feel like Peggy might not be A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Hundred percent trustworthy.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean it, it is reminiscent to me of that clowns.com one versus five

TREY GERRALD:

And for that to go so disastrously wrong, it is sort of like, okay, well, like it's too

TREY GERRALD:

Even if 'I do get the refund, like the moment is ruined.

TREY GERRALD:

So 'I understand that emotional connection.

TREY GERRALD:

But something about, well, obviously spelling, A' grammar is hilarious.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean we were like

CHELSEY DONN:

so bad.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was like really trying to hold it together to do Peggy Justice, but there

TREY GERRALD:

'I, also like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Guess I'm just curious here, like if your company is literally called balloon zilla

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

deliver A' product that looks like your Instagram feed.

TREY GERRALD:

That's then that's like zero stars.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean that's awful.

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

TREY GERRALD:

my question is, aside from the photo 'I have no idea what happened.

TREY GERRALD:

Like it's just like the crumpled display, like in the pool, like 'I don't understand.

CHELSEY DONN:

the writing is like the crumpled display in the pool?

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like A' metaphor.

TREY GERRALD:

Per well, sure.

TREY GERRALD:

And along this conversation, but 'I also 'I, don't get the narrative

TREY GERRALD:

Is it faulty product?

TREY GERRALD:

Is it like, or did like something happen?

TREY GERRALD:

Did A' string get snapped?

TREY GERRALD:

Did like, did it blow in the wind and

CHELSEY DONN:

do we end up here?

TREY GERRALD:

How did we end up here to go into this much anger and not have

TREY GERRALD:

'I

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, but 'I mean no, it, she says after one hours of them

CHELSEY DONN:

So we asked them to take it.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I wonder if it was like where the pool was positioned, there was

CHELSEY DONN:

Like Donn don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

There was definitely like something that seemed like within Peggy's environment, they

TREY GERRALD:

But good on Peggy cuz that first picture of Crystal's eighth birthday is over.

TREY GERRALD:

A' pool

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're both over pools.

CHELSEY DONN:

GG two.

TREY GERRALD:

GG two.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm just really confused, but I'm the most confused that the 900th word

TREY GERRALD:

Peggy, you ain't speechless

CHELSEY DONN:

you.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' speechless.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I thought the same thing.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's so funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm glad you brought that up.

CHELSEY DONN:

That was hilarious.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean it was funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

Was it intended to be funny?

CHELSEY DONN:

Probably not.

TREY GERRALD:

think so.

CHELSEY DONN:

But it was entertaining.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mean 'I Think Peggy's interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just think that the problem with Peggy, Peggy fell into A' trap with this review

CHELSEY DONN:

All of the physical evidence didn't necessarily support Peggy's argument in the way that Peggy

TREY GERRALD:

No, it was

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, it was like two.

CHELSEY DONN:

Was it like the nicest, like, oh my God, I'm so sorry you had this experience.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm embarrassed.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, you know, like was it, was it that?

CHELSEY DONN:

No, but like, it sounded like the email from somebody who had been on the phone with A'

CHELSEY DONN:

Use another company like 'I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

What to tell you.

CHELSEY DONN:

And so it's just making me wonder, A' little bit if like, not if Peggy's like A' Karen,

TREY GERRALD:

Well, I'm, it's making me wonder what's being excluded

TREY GERRALD:

Like what actually happened to the balloon display?

TREY GERRALD:

Now, didn't Peggy say so many emails?

TREY GERRALD:

Isn't that somewhere in this.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think so.

TREY GERRALD:

Because I'm wondering what was the other email exchange or is this

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think this is the singular email.

TREY GERRALD:

Like for this to be the evidence, it's not much

CHELSEY DONN:

it makes Peggy look bad because it's like, oh, if Peggy 'I mean, if Peggy

CHELSEY DONN:

But they do have the photo, so that's like bringing me back onto their side.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' little bit.

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I don't know that 'I can trust Peggy.

TREY GERRALD:

But then also for Angela to say, choose A' different balloon company.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, the birthday party's already happened.

TREY GERRALD:

It's over.

TREY GERRALD:

It's ruined.

TREY GERRALD:

He, my child will never have an eighth birthday ever again.

CHELSEY DONN:

right.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's

TREY GERRALD:

So 'I, understand that emotion,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean spelling grammar is clearly A' zero.

TREY GERRALD:

The value here, 'I mean.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm maybe hearing the, perhaps like the people coming to install this $600

TREY GERRALD:

That makes me

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, 'I also wanted to point out the fact that in the mi it was, so

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what 'I mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

It was just, it was like having two slices of bread and then sticking

CHELSEY DONN:

It's not really A' sandwich, you know, it's just, it was there in A' weird spot.

CHELSEY DONN:

Did you even catch it?

TREY GERRALD:

Mm.

TREY GERRALD:

What

CHELSEY DONN:

See, okay, so at one point in the review, Peggy says, 'I have to find it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God, I'm sorry.

CHELSEY DONN:

Um, Juliana was actually so professional and handled everything well and was trying

TREY GERRALD:

but who's Juliana

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly like we don't like, it's just like she must be, maybe she was the person

TREY GERRALD:

to Angela.

CHELSEY DONN:

We go right back to Angela.

CHELSEY DONN:

We go right after that.

CHELSEY DONN:

So when you plan something special, go with someone else.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, like we're not, we're having like A' breath of, well that 'I don't

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, Juliana was professional and she handled everything well.

CHELSEY DONN:

She was trying, but Angela.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

It, it, it ended up not even registering

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

So anyway, 'I think we have enough information to Crown.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do you

TREY GERRALD:

Well, yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean.

TREY GERRALD:

'I just, yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think 'I can crown those.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, let's do it.

TREY GERRALD:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD:

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER:

tow school.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN:

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, so I'm holding up one and A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey is holding up three crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey, you go first my friend.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why Three crowns for Peggy w

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Just think that Peggy has sown enough doubt in my mind to research other balloon

TREY GERRALD:

'I Trust Peggy as A' narrator.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

'I can't, 'I don't know about the deal breaker ness because 'I would need

TREY GERRALD:

Obviously, spelling A' grammar is bad, but 'I mean it's almost like it's, it's not middle of the road

TREY GERRALD:

'I am gonna really like toss and turn A' little bit.

TREY GERRALD:

But then like the shadiness of like painting that email to be something that 'I don't

TREY GERRALD:

So I'm confused, but 'I still am like, 'I don't, it's just A' birthday for your child.

TREY GERRALD:

Like if it does go wrong, there is no doing it over.

TREY GERRALD:

So that's stressful.

TREY GERRALD:

So if 'I can't feel confident, that's where Winnie uh, that's where Peggy wins for me.

TREY GERRALD:

So that's why 'I

CHELSEY DONN:

Because you're thinking about Winnie's birthday and like if

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean if 'I spend 700, $600 on something and 'I had to

TREY GERRALD:

'I would be like Peggy, but with better spelling and grammar.

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD, why did you say one and A' half?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I said one and A' half because 'I think overall 'I don't trust Peggy as A' narrator.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I feel like it's interesting with these Yelp reviews specifically because 'I think if we

CHELSEY DONN:

Not too long, not too short check.

CHELSEY DONN:

Peggy included.

CHELSEY DONN:

Four photos with descriptions.

CHELSEY DONN:

Check, check, check, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

You think like by the algorithm, Peggy's like on her way to becoming an elite, which is what 'I

CHELSEY DONN:

But with that being said, she really shot herself in the foot with that email.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

If 'I was on Peggy's side, bang, bang, 'I, am 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know that you are reacting the same way that everyone would've reacted in this situation.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think it's shady that you said, like look at the email, but you didn't acknowledge the refund.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I really think that could have helped your case A' little bit, Peggy, if you were like 'I did

CHELSEY DONN:

But because you didn't even bring that up at all and that the refund really when

CHELSEY DONN:

Especially if you have somebody that's angry, that's like 'I never wanna work

CHELSEY DONN:

So they really did, it seems like pretty quickly refund the money

CHELSEY DONN:

So for that reason, 'I gave it one and A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think that.

CHELSEY DONN:

Luckily for balloon zilla 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't find this to be A' deal breaker personally to working with the company 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think 'I would have to read some more reviews, do A', little bit more research.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's true.

CHELSEY DONN:

And that's really where the one and A' Half Crowns is coming from.

CHELSEY DONN:

Cuz it's not like Balloon Zilla is totally in the clear, but it's not

CHELSEY DONN:

So for that reason, Peggy wanted me to be running, sorry Peggy, I'm not one.

CHELSEY DONN:

And A' half Crowns.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, 'I agree.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right Pegga.

TREY GERRALD:

Funny review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do you like how 'I called her Pegah?

TREY GERRALD:

Pela.

TREY GERRALD:

You know my mom's name is Peggy

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, that's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I did.

CHELSEY DONN:

Forget about that.

CHELSEY DONN:

Pegga, you listening?

CHELSEY DONN:

Pegga.

CHELSEY DONN:

Gerrald is your mom's last name.

CHELSEY DONN:

Gerrald.

TREY GERRALD:

She capped it.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah,

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Anyway, we did it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you for joining me on that Belated birthday review.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right, Trey, have we reached already the most regal portion of our show?

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey, who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER:

My, Royal, Highness.

TREY GERRALD:

So today 'I really wanna induct another product.

TREY GERRALD:

So I've thought about this because even though it's like warm out, 'I really wanna induct

TREY GERRALD:

Because 'I am someone who uses harnesses rather than collars.

TREY GERRALD:

And we don't keep collars on our dogs like around the house.

TREY GERRALD:

So, In the wintertime, it's really challenging to have to like adjust the little like

TREY GERRALD:

And like the dogs are like, you know, it's like now we have two.

TREY GERRALD:

So it's just like this whole like rigmarole.

TREY GERRALD:

So.

TREY GERRALD:

'I have found these really nice zip up sweaters that on the back they have the little loops

TREY GERRALD:

The effort and time it takes because the dogs start to get very anxious cuz they're so excited.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like the highlight of the day is like they're going on the walk and then it takes,

TREY GERRALD:

And so, 'I have to have to induct them.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like such A' small minute thing, but it actually has A' huge giant impact.

TREY GERRALD:

So if you are A' dog person or A' cat person who has their cat trained on A' leash, 'I, highly

TREY GERRALD:

And so for that reason, today, 'I must induct you dog sweaters with leash loops installed

CHELSEY DONN:

'I Love you.

CHELSEY DONN:

Is there A' specific brand that has the loops that you like?

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Lot of companies make them now like 'I don't remember this being A' thing, but

CHELSEY DONN:

coming up.

CHELSEY DONN:

Loops.

TREY GERRALD:

like Goby, is that A' company name or there's A' bunch of them, but you

CHELSEY DONN:

look for the ones with the loops.

CHELSEY DONN:

That is nice.

CHELSEY DONN:

It really saves A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Big step.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

It is A' game changer.

TREY GERRALD:

It sounds so stupid and silly, but it's A' big deal to me over here, especially with A' dog

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, it doesn't seem silly to me.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, get it,

TREY GERRALD:

You know when you don't want them snapping at you, so you

TREY GERRALD:

You

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

We need this as painless as possible for all parties involved.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank goodness for the loops.

TREY GERRALD:

It's A' loop party on this belated birthday party.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, it's It's A' loop.

CHELSEY DONN:

It is A' loop.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' year is A' loop.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

Well we did A' Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

That is another round, another loop

CHELSEY DONN:

That's

TREY GERRALD:

the R Ru A' rq.

TREY GERRALD:

Ferris Wheel of Angela doesn't have any kids.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, Angela, thank you for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN:

Even you, Pella.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend

TREY GERRALD:

you did not like what you heard, please tell an enemy.

CHELSEY DONN:

or Angela.

CHELSEY DONN:

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TREY GERRALD:

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CHELSEY DONN:

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CHELSEY DONN:

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TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

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CHELSEY DONN:

'I am at ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

TREY GERRALD:

On this week's after show Pod, we are gonna be rating and reviewing A' two-star Google

CHELSEY DONN:

Ooh,

TREY GERRALD:

You ready to get those hairs flamboyant?

TREY GERRALD:

Five.

CHELSEY DONN:

so flamboyant.

TREY GERRALD:

So to hear what made ChelseyBD say 'I?

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what 'I wish after two years of doing the show,

TREY GERRALD:

Yes,

CHELSEY DONN:

that 'I would have an answer for that and to find out what made Trey say.

TREY GERRALD:

this is A' first on our show.

TREY GERRALD:

This was written in Spanish and has been translated by Google, and I'm

CHELSEY DONN:

Then become A' member of our Patreon at Review That Review dot com slash patreon to

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, and remember,

CHELSEY DONN:

Ignore the haters.

CHELSEY DONN:

You A', Queen, even you, Angela.

TREY GERRALD:

agenda not specific.

TREY GERRALD:

Queen, even you Angela.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bye.

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CHELSEY DONN:

That was fun.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Feel like my induction didn't really land in the room, but it's something 'I really love.

CHELSEY DONN:

the room do you mean me?

TREY GERRALD:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm, I'm the room.

CHELSEY DONN:

Um, it landed, it totally landed.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, 'I, 'I used to be able to put dog clothes on.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bella and 'I can't really do it with Goldie as much.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I think maybe that was like where my head was at if I'm being honest.

CHELSEY DONN:

But, um, no 'I love that for you.

TREY GERRALD:

and you did talk about the matting that comes from putting

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then 'I had A' sweater on her because 'I didn't wanna get bitten.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I didn't take it off.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then yeah, she got all mad at, so it's just like 'I think 'I have A'

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I think that's what that's about.

CHELSEY DONN:

But that being said, as someone who's had A' dog that were A', lot of

TREY GERRALD:

Well, let's keep the hair talk going, shall we on the after show?

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

How flamboyant are we gonna get?

TREY GERRALD:

See you Friday.

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