Episode 108: Matchmaker 1 vs 5 Stars

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Everybody's got opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby it's time to REVIEW THAT REVIEW!

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Hello,

TREY GERRALD: 00:00:32

Oh, hello and welcome once again to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

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reviews,

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that is Chelsey Donn,

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and that is Trey, Gerrald.

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and together we are.

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The Review Queens,

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Trey.

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Would you like to.

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

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Absolutely and 'I today really need to Lodge A Complaint against puddles.

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Puddles.

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What good are puddles like actually, what are puddles good for?

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Nothing.

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Yeah.

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You step in them, your tire in your car, shoots it onto

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Sorry for some sad individual, not A'.

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Poor person waiting for the

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Like poor,

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Poor choice of words.

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A', poor individual who

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poor, unfortunate soul.

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Yes, not A'.

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Poor person waiting for the bus because they don't have money.

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Puddles are awful and you know 'I often with little puppies in our house, we will

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And once again, it's my fault cuz 'I love to drop ice cubes.

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'I thought you were talking about little piddles.

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But 'I.

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Guess that's different from A' puddle.

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A' Piddle and A' puddle.

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Or even though A' Piddle of puddle.

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A' Puddle of piddle.

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yeah, not A' piddle.

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Piddles are gross.

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Puddles are annoying, and our little ice cubes, you know, 'I will leave on

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'I just hate puddles.

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I've never like, I've never been A' person that wants to go like, jump

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That's like A' little child trope and cartoons and

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say there's like this romanticized thing around puddles, like A'

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of course.

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into A' puddle with A', nice raincoat, fully protected from the rain

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But that is so not, that's uh, what false advertising for the puddles.

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Yeah, Donn don't want A'.

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'I don't want to be in the rain.

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B, if I'm in A', like A', slicker, that's because 'I don't have an umbrella, which is just terrible.

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And no 'I don't want any of it.

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Well, that's my Complaint.

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Are you ready to go hand to hand?

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ChelseyBD.

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'I stretched before 'I started.

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I'm ready to go.

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Here we go.

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Why don't you and 'I go ahead and.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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Queens it is yet again, another time to go on A' versus Journey.

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Today, ChelseyBD and 'I are going to both be covering A' one star and A'

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And aren't you lucky listeners?

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To today's topic is the Los Angeles matchmaking service, the real matchmaker.

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That's right.

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Will the real matchmaker please step up?

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That's right.

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Ugh, same page.

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All right.

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For this versus episode Trey, you have selected the five star and 'I have selected the one star.

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So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that quota and 'I believe it's my turn.

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Diva, right?

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All right, so I'm gonna go with heads.

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Woo and 'I want A' chicken dinner.

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Wait, this is our third episode in A' Row, where the five

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Well, you know, sometimes that's just the way the tides turn my friend.

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So let me tell you A' little bit about the real Matchmaker 'I.

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At the time of this recording, the Real Matchmaker has 48 reviews on Yelp, and their

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So according to the website, 'I did A', lot of scouring.

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So the Real Matchmaker was actually A' established as A' company in 2010, and

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Beautiful.

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All of those

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the above.

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Sound good.

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'I

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Yes.

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Right.

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So here we go.

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According to the, from the business section on Yelp, 'I pulled all of these quotes.

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Imagine A' personal dating assistant doing all of the heavy lifting for you.

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Sounds

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our personal introductions method, we have three effective ways to help you.

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Meet someone special.

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We match.

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We mingle with you and we recruit on your behalf.

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'I am committed to keeping my eyes peeled wherever 'I go with their 90 days to love

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And clever flirting techniques,

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So clever.

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have worked effectively to attract high quality partners.

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So no matter what experience you've had before, by working with someone who truly

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Yeah, they got some typos in there.

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'I saw that as well.

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'I saw that as well when 'I was looking at the Yelp page.

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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So, all right.

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And then 'I also, this is not on the out page, but on their actual website, they have A' new

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So all this sounds so good.

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So with all this background in mind, why don't we go ahead and jump deep into the cool, refreshing

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No puddles.

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Review, That, Review.

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All right.

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'I am the one star review today, so 'I will be bringing the negative aspect

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My review is written by Barry S, so here we go.

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Jessie Kay couldn't match up A' pair of socks coming out of the dryer.

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It all started with A' bait and switch 'I.

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And it kept going downhill from there.

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She presented me with A' Pretty girl At our first meeting that 'I never got to meet.

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mm-hmm.

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'I spent thousands of dollars and the awful matches just kept on coming.

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There was A' girl with no job.

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A' Gold, Digger A'.

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Two-faced, liar, A' live at home, mama's girl.

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You name it, Jessie matches you up with them.

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She puts out internet ads, talks with the trash that comes rolling in and

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She blames it on the city, you and everything else she can think of, excluding her inability

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I've had better luck on OkCupid and P o f.

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So save your money and hope.

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Don't give Jessie Kay A' dime.

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You'll meet no one A' value, integrity, or kindness.

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And save the thousands you're gonna spend on $300 dinners.

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Her dates will choose the restaurants for Jessie Kay is A', sham, and A' fraud.

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If you don't believe me, Give her A' call and allow her to woo you into A' dating Nightmare.

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Whoa.

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'I have A'.

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Tremendous amount of notes based on what Barry is saying.

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Okay, so 'I recognize 'I just was like swimming in seas of five stars.

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But 'I have no skin in this game.

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'I don't know what 'I.

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Think about matchmaking.

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'I kind.

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married at how?

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How old?

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'I was 29 when we got married, but 'I was 24 when we met.

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Yeah, so.

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But 'I just sort of come from A' thought of like, sure, like 'I, believe

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Like that's what 'I think, but

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going in.

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You feel like as the consumer, you know, it's A' gamble and A' risk.

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'I mean?

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'I.

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Feel like there is some kids met.

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There is some like serendipitous events like or even Bacher.

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It's sort of magical to meet A' person you're gonna be with the rest of your

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But Okay.

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So I'm sort of coming into this sort of like 'I, don't think I'm on the side of matchmakers.

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'I will present the five star, but 'I think that's not presenting.

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A'.

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Binance here.

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Yeah.

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I'm just hearing from Barry.

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Barry seems very unlikable Barry is coming across.

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In my opinion, they say that this matchmaker will never be able to find you.

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Anyone that's kind and 'I think there's nothing kind.

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In Barry's voice, Barry says that the women that were presented to him are trash.

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Okay.

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That seems.

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Horrible.

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You're literally calling humans trash.

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You refer to someone as A' little mommy's girl and you like point out

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Like, okay, maybe that's not A' match.

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And maybe for you, ideally, and maybe you're paying A' service because

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'I think the point I'm resonating with from Barry is that they have spent A' lot of money.

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They feel like they've been duped and they feel like they've had multiple examples

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Right.

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Okay?

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You can say that without calling people Trash.

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'I don't know, but, but 'I want to break it down more, but 'I am just off the top first.

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Listen, 'I, think Barry's an asshole.

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'I got A'.

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Very similar impression when 'I first read this review as well, which is one of

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'I think that Barry does sort of seem like A' jerk.

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I'm just pulling up A' picture for Patreon or anyone watching of Barry.

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He has A', little bit of A' douche face.

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Not to be like

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'I imagined this in my mind, hard to

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Hard to please.

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So,

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A'.

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Really interesting thing because if you are in the business of pleasing clients, what

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Like you're trying to not find duds.

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What if you happen to have A' dud as A' client?

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Because maybe Barry is the problem.

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It's not the candidates.

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Well, if you're Patty Stenger, then you kick him out of the Millionaire Match Club,

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All right, well there you

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whatever it is.

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'I.

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Do love off the top.

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'I.

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'I.

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Think it's so hilarious.

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'I.

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Just think the first sentence, could it match A' pair of socks in the dryer?

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That is so funny.

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it

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it was downhill from there.

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exactly.

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You know, that's what 'I was.

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Think 'I was most disappointed with this review

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'I Am disappointed.

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Yes,

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'I read 'I.

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Strong start.

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We got humor like we're coming for it.

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And then from there we just like Donn don't know.

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It was like 'I.

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Think that there are points here.

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'I really do 'I believe that like there is A' possibility that Jesse Kay 'I.

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Really like sells you in the pitch meeting and is like showing you photos of girls that she

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Do believe maybe we're like selling something at the top that we're not delivering.

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'I can definitely see that someone might be disheartened or disappointed by this.

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That's why if 'I was gonna go to A' Matchmaker, 'I feel like 'I wouldn't

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I'd wanna find like A' A' Jewish woman from like A' Shtetl.

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That's gonna set me up.

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You know, 'I, imagine it's really hard to upkeep that, right?

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Like the more clients you have coming in, then the more people you have to match, then the

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That's difficult.

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Yeah.

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'I.

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It does seem like it is A' profession of diminishing returns because presumably

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How do you guarantee that you can promise results?

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Like that seems A' little intangible to me.

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right,

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But what if you have these excellent candidates and they do happen to match, well, then

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It's like, it just seems very hard to guarantee.

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Right, exactly.

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And 'I don't really know that Jesse Kay is guaranteeing 'I.

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Think that what Jesse Kay, at least in the like blurbs that we read, seems like Jesse's

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How do, how you to like open up your heart chakra and put A' little bit of

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Right.

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Well, the internet ads thing, 'I.

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Think I've just gone on A' rollercoaster quietly over here on my side cuz 'I 'I was thinking what?

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Like you're making like Facebook ads about Barry and then 'I was like, oh, it's probably

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It's not for Barry.

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Well, how else are you gonna scout?

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People like 'I, 'I don't think it's negative to run internet ads.

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And if that seems skeezy to you, then you need to find A' different service that has

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'I definitely think that the message is muddied because

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At the end of the day, what's interesting is that 18 people did find this useful.

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Nine people found it funny, and five people found it.

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Cool.

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So people are interacting with this review 'I,

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Well, 'I do think that there are points like you're pointing to here.

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It is like, okay, let me have my antenna raised.

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Like is it A'?

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Little bait and switchy.

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Right,

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But then 'I just,

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but 'I think what?

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What like bodes well almost for Jesse Kay is that like 'I totally buy that.

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Barry could be A' very difficult person to please 'I.

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'I mean he presented the review at how he

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They didn't give us anything that was positive in this review

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Yeah.

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A' real positive, like maybe the only positive 'I can sort of pull from

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It's like, if you don't believe me, 'I.

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Call and allow yourself to be manipulated.

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Like there was something like it, it was like finally he was letting off the gas A' little

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But it was still unpleasant.

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It just really co and, okay.

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Can we, can we pull out from this, like, can 'I sort of remove my, maybe Barry is so.

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Coming across so upset and angry and like gross to me because they're so disappointed.

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But, but then 'I can't, you can't call women trash.

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Like in what world do you think that, like what, like, are you, like it just is so unattractive.

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Like you can't do that.

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Like how do people not 'I, how do non-performance based human beings

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You're being assessed and looked at, like, it's so baffling to me that like you are

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Like, like 'I it, it,

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But there's just not that level of self-awareness.

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That's it.

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Well, you're never gonna find, you're never gonna find it, Barry,

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You, you gotta work on yourself, brother.

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Like, get it together.

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I'm angry.

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I'm mad.

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And 'I don't even, I'm not 'I.

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Don't even

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'I.

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Completely agree.

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'I think that really what you're responding to is the trash and the no job.

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The gold digger.

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The two-faced liar.

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The live at home mama's girl.

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Like if Barry weren't Barry and Barry were looking at Barry, what would be

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That's A'.

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Lot of Barry's

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:46

That's interesting.

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Well, doesn't Barry also point out like they're comparing this to being inferior

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of fish.

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and the other one, did they

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:57

OkCupid,

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:59

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:59

So it's like, okay, so now we know that Barry has failed at other opportunities.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:03

So I'm seeing A' pattern,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:05

that's true.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:06

but also back to this theme about love is slippery.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:11

It's hard, like even Barry aside, there will be someone for Barry, even

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:17

So it's like it just takes time.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:20

Why are you being so angry?

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:23

'I mean 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:23

Guess 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:23

Understand cuz you're paying for A' service so you are expecting A' result.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:26

But if the results can be slippery, you can't go on one date and meet your wife.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:30

Like maybe you could, but like that's A' crazy reality.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:34

Barry is saying in black and white on this review that this matchmaking service will

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:44

Which is messed up.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:45

You are out of your mind like 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:47

Wanna know if you're gonna give me $300 as the money you're throwing down?

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:52

Tell me how many effing dates you went on.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:53

Tell me how many women you met.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:54

Tell me how many people you passed on.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:56

Like 'I am so mad at Barry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:58

Oh, why am 'I 'I am so upset?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:00

'I?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:00

Don't

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:00

'I, 'I, get it, you know, in your anger, 'I feel like I'm sort of like

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:10

And is it that Jesse Kay is A' woman, that he is sort of looping

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:18

Falling into one of these categories that he's pointed out, like the gold digger,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:25

Like, is he seeing Jesse as like A' gold digger schemer?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:30

Because that's the only way he's Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:33

Who's, that's the only way that he's able to categorize women 'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:37

Maybe 'I 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:37

Don't know that there are many male matchmakers out there, but 'I wonder if Barry would, you

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:45

Maybe Barry really has A' problem taking any kind of authority or like accepting women

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:57

that's interesting.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:58

It's an interesting parallel.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:00

Right 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:00

Think we're both sufficiently annoyed.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:02

Spelling and grammar is solid.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:05

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:05

Think we can go ahead and move forward with the crowning?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:08

What do you think

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:09

Yeah, let's just, let's crown and then we

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:10

we can discuss?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:12

Yes,

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:13

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:16

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:19:24

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:19:30

tow school.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:31

Oh, Queens are unanimous.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:33

One and A' Half Crowns one and A' half crowns straight.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:35

You go first.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:35

Why?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:36

One and A' half crowns for Barry ass.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:38

'I think it's just sort of reiterating my question

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:43

It's sort of like maybe they can facilitate, maybe they can coach, maybe they can 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:48

You know, present A' roster of possibilities to you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:50

But like at the end of the day, like you have to sort of, there has to be magic and 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:55

Don't know if someone can create that other than like the self-work you've done in yourself

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:04

The warning flags are there, but my, the ultimate impact for me is like 'I,

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:11

God bless Barry.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:12

bless Barry's matches.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:14

The humor 'I, mean 'I sort of said A' Half Crown because it started really

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:20

So like 'I don't think there's much there.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:22

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:22

Think it's equally truthful and shady.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:24

And ultimately I'm just upset.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:26

Why did you say one and A' half

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:27

Similar 'I went with just like the amusement, especially at the top,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:35

A', little bit of my antenna is up.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:37

Like maybe 'I shouldn't get so excited in that.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:40

First meeting with Jesse Kay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:42

Just do A' little bit more research.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:44

So for that reason one and A' Half Crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:46

But as we said, 'I don't really believe that Barry S is A' reliable narrator.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:51

And that to me is the most important aspect of A' review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:55

So 'I couldn't give more than one and A' half crowns for Barry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:58

Yeah, 'I hear that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:59

It really is interesting to me.

VOICEOVER: 00:21:01

There is A' reply.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:04

There's A' reply.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:06

Okay, this reply is from Jessie Kay herself.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:13

Here we go.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:15

Oh, I'm scared.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:16

In the 19 years I've been A' Matchmaker, 'I, I've learned that single

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:25

While I've helped many people through those struggles, there are some who just don't wish to

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:35

'I sent Barry out on dates with over 10 attractive women.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:39

He approved first, yet he managed to find fault with most of them.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:46

Dating is A' numbers.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:47

Game and chemistry is A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:49

Funny thing that most of us can't quite put our finger

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:53

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:54

'I was looking for love for Barry and it is always

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:01

Really care for Barry and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:03

Wish him all the love and success in the world.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:07

'I sincerely, hope he finds what he's looking for out there.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:14

Wait, just off the top.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:16

'I am so obsessed that Jesse does not address Barry at.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:21

Oh, this is not Dear Barry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:23

This is not, I'm sorry you felt this way.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:25

There is no apology.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:27

It is literally to the people that are perusing these reviews.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:31

'I just want you to hear some fucking statistics.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:34

Motherfucker and 'I want you to know Barry approved all these fucking

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:42

We were just.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:43

Fucking talking about there is magic here that you cannot account for.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:47

And wait.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:47

Now I'm even more obsessed with Jesse because Jesse says 'I was looking for

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:57

That's being very crystal clear.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:59

It's like I'm obsessed with Jesse.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:01

Oh my

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:02

'I know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:02

won me over

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:04

'I like Jesse's reply, A' lot 'I really like the tenor.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:08

They didn't punch down on Barry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:10

at all.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:11

information.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:12

But even in the end, like, you know, 'I, like how they didn't refer to them

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:16

No, they ignored it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:18

said, 'I really care for Barry 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:19

Wish you know all the love and success in the world.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:22

'I hope he finds what he's looking for out there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:24

Like this is what 'I did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:25

It's so queenly, it was.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:27

It was written five days after the review was written, so Jessie Kay got to it within A' week.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:34

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:34

She took an exhale, but she addressed it right away.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:38

is like 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:39

The most beautiful reply like it is so expertly 'I, am so obsessed that

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:50

feels like A' therapy response

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:53

mean, it's like this makes this one star so valuable.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:58

Yeah, like really flipped it on its head.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:00

'I mean we talk about this every time we have A' reply, but it makes all the difference because

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:13

Okay, but wait devil's advocate, since we know that Barry is the devil.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:20

Now, Barry does say that Jesse is very skilled at A' bait and switch, and allow yourself to be wooed

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:35

yeah,

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:35

Jesse positions himself back in A' Place of power with expertise.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:40

So it's like approaching you as the expert, which we like.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:45

It makes us

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:45

We did like, it did make me feel comfortable,

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:48

Still comparing the two 'I would much rather be in the energy

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:53

It's just such A' perfect response that literally 'I feel like it would be A' loss

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:05

And also because like obviously we both crowned Berry A' one and A' Half Crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:10

Like even if the bait and switch message is true, it's not getting across 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:17

Because of everything else that was in that review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:19

That is the problem with not compliment sandwiching and not saying anything

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:31

You create A' reality.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:33

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:33

I'm not gonna get on board with you

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:36

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:37

for saying that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:38

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:39

So because of that, even if the bait and switch message was accurate,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:46

Maybe I'm falling under the spell of Jesse Kay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:51

But 'I do like the reply

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:53

'I like it too.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:54

'I think it's really skillful and honestly it is.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:57

Like many of the points we talked about, like that doesn't feel bait and switchy to me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:01

If Jesse is pointing out, look, 'I have experience in this, and 'I recognize like people 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:08

Have lots of hangups in the world of dating and so 'I can sort of hold up A' mirror 'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:17

I'm buying it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:18

I'm

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:18

Yeah, I'm buying A' two.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:20

I'm buying what Jesse K is selling and also, even though it's sort of outside

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:30

Jesse K does have A' 4.5 overall, you know, if we were reading this interaction and

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:40

Little bit more like Jesse Kay is like.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:44

Very skilled at manipulating or whatever, but 'I don't feel like that's the case when 'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:50

You're, we're gonna talk about your five star review in the after show,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:56

So 'I don't really have that reflection.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:57

But 'I can say that if 'I went to this page and 'I saw there was A' 4.5 overall,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:04

Little bit better about moving forward.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:06

Wait, can we crown ChelseyBD?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:08

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:09

I'm ready.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:09

Are you ready?

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:10

let's do it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:10

Okay.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:11

The Queens are Tabulating 'I.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:17

Total Score.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:18

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:19

Okay, so I'm holding up four crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:21

Trey is holding up five crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:23

Trey, you go first.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:23

Why did you make Jesse k.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:25

A'?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:25

Review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:26

Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:27

Well, 'I actually wanted to do four and A' half, but 'I thought you would

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:32

But 'I don't know what else 'I really would want Jessie to do because 'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:40

'I think it's so beautiful to just like, not even

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:43

Not even address him.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:44

Barry and 'I also really value the statistics.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:49

It, it, it made me feel more back on, uh, Jesse's side.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:54

That's the point of

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:54

That's the point.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:55

why did you say four

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:57

So funny cuz 'I think we both really influenced each other because 'I had

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:12

And did she kind of put A' spell on me by really A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:15

Establishing herself as A' professional.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:17

And that's the only reason why 'I went with four crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:19

'I really wanted to go with five, but you did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:21

You just planted that seed in my, my head and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:24

'I wanted to leave A' tiny space for am 'I being manipulated here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:28

But 'I really don't think that 'I am 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:29

Think that Jessie Kay did A' really good job of taking back the reins of her business

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:40

So looking forward to hearing that five star review and four Crowns for being nearly A', Review

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:48

So good job, Jesse Kay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:49

You wanna take A' break?

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:50

Let's take A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:50

Quick break.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:52

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:52

And then we'll be back.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:55

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:56

We'll be right back.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:08

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:09

no, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:09

Have to do

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:09

Oh, shoot.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:10

'I always forgot.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:26

Woo Woo.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:27

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:28

It is game time Trey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:30

Get yourself ready.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:32

'I have made A' custom game for Trey, and you, our listeners, be sure to play along.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:38

This game is called, Were they matched or were they not matched?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:51

So you're gonna say yes, they were matched, or no, they were not matched.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:55

I'm gonna give you two celebrities and you are gonna tell me whether they have dated,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:05

Are you ready?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:05

Trey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:06

Oh no.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:07

I'm so scared.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:08

be scared.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:09

You got this diva.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:10

All right, we're starting off with A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:13

Personal favorite of mine, Julia Roberts and George Clooney.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:17

Were they matched ever?

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:23

They have to have been, yes, they were matched.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:26

No, they were not matched.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:30

that's interesting.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:31

Good for them.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:32

They were not matched.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:33

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:33

Moving on.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:34

Lanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds, were they matched?

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:44

Ryan Reynolds is now with Gossip Girl.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:47

I'm gonna say they probably did date.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:48

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:49

Ryan Reynolds and Alana Morissette did date.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:52

They met at Drew Barrymore's birthday party in 2002 and would announce

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:00

Their engagement lasted for three years until they publicly broke it off.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:04

Isn't that crazy?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:05

'I did not know that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:07

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:07

Thought you were gonna say Alanis and Dave Collier and 'I was gonna be like 'I know they dated.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:11

Okay, moving on.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:14

Timothy Chalamet and Zeniah.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:20

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:22

I'm gonna say no cuz she's with Tom Holland and they're all three years

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:26

That's correct.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:27

Trey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:28

Ooh,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:28

You're doing great.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:29

Diva.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:29

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:30

Amy Polar and John Stamos.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:38

no, there's no way they dated.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:39

There's no way.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:40

No

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:41

Yes, they did.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:44

really.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:44

Can you believe it?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:46

Amy Poer admitted on Howard Stern that after she split from her husband Will Arnett, she

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:56

Good for you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:57

Amy Poer

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:58

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:59

moving on Pink and Joey Fatone.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:07

No.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:08

No.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:09

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:09

Don't

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:09

Yes, they did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:11

Pink.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:12

Admitted that she dated the former Sing Star in A' June.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:16

Issue of people.com.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:19

Wow.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:19

'I would not think that Alicia would be interested in Joey Fatten.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:22

'I would think she would

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:23

Yeah, she actually said that Joey was in love with her and he took her

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:32

And he's A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:32

He's A' sweetheart.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:34

believe that.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:34

Okay, moving on.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:36

Janet Jackson and Matthew McConaughey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:45

I'm gonna say, no,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:47

Yes, they did date.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:49

They met after meeting at the 2002 Grammy Awards and they dated for A' short period of time.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:55

I'm not A' Matchmaker,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:57

We have four wrong and two, right?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:59

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:00

Moving on.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:01

Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:09

No.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:11

Oh my God, I'm so

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:12

they did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:15

They did date, they go way back.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:17

They've been costars in multiple movies and dated for A' short period of time

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:27

Okay, Harry Styles and Ariana Grande.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:35

I'm gonna say no to this.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:37

That is correct.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:38

There were rumors that they dated, but Ariana said he's A' very nice boy, but

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:47

That's the quote.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:48

That's the quote.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:49

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:50

'I know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:51

Love it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:51

Okay, two more.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:52

Moving on.

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Tyra Banks and Drake.

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'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:01

Oh, 'I have no idea.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:02

I'm gonna say no

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:06

they did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:07

Drake confirmed on the Ellen DeGeneres show that he and Tyra Banks went on A' date together.

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All right, our final, here we go.

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Madonna and Iris Elba.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:23

Okay, so my instinct is to say yes, but 'I know that 'I just elbow was married.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:27

Cuz that was like, part of why he was so attractive is everyone was

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:32

I'm gonna say no, they never dated.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:34

That is correct.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:35

No, they didn't date 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:36

Just Elba and Madonna were rumored to be hooking up in October of 2016.

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But Elba quickly denied the rumors.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:44

Oh, is Eris Elba?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:46

Married?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:46

Isn't Eris Elba British?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:48

Oh, and Madonna thought she was British for A' while,

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that's right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:51

That's right.

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She did adopt A' British accent.

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All right, Trey, you didn't do terrible.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:55

all right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:55

'I got six wrong and 'I

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And for Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:59

All

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:59

Good job, diva.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:01

Stinger

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:01

No, you're no Patty Stanger.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:03

But you know what?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:03

Not terrible.

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And if you're listening, did you beat Trey?

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Let us know.

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1 8 50 review.

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Zero.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:09

odds are high that you beat me,

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Well, you did great.

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Review, That, Review.

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All right, we are back from that rousing game break and it is Trey's turn.

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Did you like that?

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:30

'I Got it.

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All right.

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Trey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:33

Even though that game proved 'I am not A' matchmaker, 'I was

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:38

So today, 'I will be sharing A' five star review from Yelp for the real

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Ooh.

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All right.

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'I.

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Can't wait to hear it.

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All right.

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We did A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:19

Queen.

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That was fun.

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That was another round, half round on the R u A' rq.

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A' Ferris Wheel of Love.

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Love.

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Do you remember last week?

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:35

of course.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:37

So yes, if you want to hear the flip side, how do 'I intro it then?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:42

Mm-hmm.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:43

Oh, so it has to just be,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:44

You made me do or watch the five star review?

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:47

Let me just read it.

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To hear or watch that five star review from Yelp for the real matchmaker on

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'I just how many times have 'I said that?

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And to find out what made Trey say,

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:15

But what if you get A' divorce?

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:17

Does that mean that match didn't count?

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:19

Because now I'm wondering, legally, can you sue your matchmaker?

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:22

If you end up getting A' divorce, then we'll see you over on Patreon.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:26

In the meantime, remember

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Haters.

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gender nonspecific Queen love.

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Bye.

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Review That Review is an independent podcast.

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Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty executive

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora, and our theme song was written by Joe Pinot.

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And sung by Natalie Weiss.

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If you wanna be my lover,

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:56

You gotta go

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go with my friend.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:58

Isn't that kind of weird though?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:00

Like if you wanna be my lover, you have to also like get with my friends,

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:04

Does that mean sexually get with or does it mean you have

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:06

'I know 'I think it just means like you gotta get along with my friends,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:11

Like, okay,

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:12

yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:12

That's A' confusing syntax.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:14

right.