Episode 107: Lip Venom - 1 Star Review

VOICEOVER: 00:00:02

Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby, It's Time To REVIEW THAT REVIEW!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:00:30

Hello.

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Well, hello there and hello listeners.

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Welcome to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

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reviews.

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That's Trey Gerrald.

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And that is Chelsey Donn.

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And together we are.

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The Review, Queen,

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But before we review reviews, ChelseyBD 'I need to know,

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

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today?

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In fact, 'I do.

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'I would like to speak to the manager, if that's okay.

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You know, 'I never like to call out particular restaurants or businesses because what we do

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'I just, I'm A', Queen and 'I need to do it.

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And so there's this restaurant called Paquito Moss.

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It's A' Mexican.

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is that small More.

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A' little more.

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Oh, oh.

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It's in A' and 'I really like it.

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And actually my boss has me go there all the time for her and her kids.

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And every single time, every single time 'I go there, they get the order wrong.

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Every time.

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No.

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Every time 'I used to order it on the phone, 'I was like, maybe the phone is the issue.

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So now 'I order it in person.

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Then when 'I order it on person, 'I 'I, literally 'I am like, A' crazy person.

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I'm like, can you repeat the order back to me?

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'I, repeat it back.

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'I go.

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Can you just repeat it back one more time?

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'I.

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Just to assure that we're both on the same page.

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Now my boss and her kids are vegetarian, so that's why it, this becomes an issue.

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One of the kids is not vegetarian, but all of the other ones are 'I.

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Went there again yesterday.

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Same thing.

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Pickup food for the boss.

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Ordered three, just bean burritos, no cheese 'I.

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Don't know why they like it that way.

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Whatever.

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'I don't wanna yuck their yum.

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But that's what these kids like cuz they don't eat cheese or meat.

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They're vegan.

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And then one chicken burrito.

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Thank God 'I checked before 'I left because they gave me two chicken tuban, which means 'I would've

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And 'I, just like 'I went to tell the woman there was A' mistake, and

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Now my question is, 'I go there all the time.

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They always get my order wrong.

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My boss goes there on her own.

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They always get her order wrong.

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How are you even gonna act surprised or annoyed when someone comes up to

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'I mean eventually she did say like, oh, 'I, read it wrong.

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'I did it wrong.

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Okay, fine.

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Like, I'm not here to like chastise you, but don't make me feel bad that I'm coming up here.

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'I being like, yeah, make me another burrito.

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Like, come on, let's go.

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'I.

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Gotta get outta here.

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'I got things to do.

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'I don't have all day to sit here to have you remake the food constantly.

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Constantly, and it's just annoying because they like this restaurant.

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The restaurant's fine, 'I, like the people that work there, they seem very nice.

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But why?

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Why does this keep happening?

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That's very frustrating.

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I'm also like pearl clutching at the fact that they would be retaliating

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felt like A' full Karen, and like maybe 'I was coming

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And sometimes when you're like on the clock and you know the list you have to do

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Maybe 'I was like A' little bit coming at her, but she was like not putting

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Like 'I was like, please can we just remake this?

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She was not happy.

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Did you say this keeps happening?

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said, this happens every time 'I come here.

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Yeah, it does.

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Like every single time 'I come here, this is why 'I like went over the

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And it's just like staring at me like I'm A' crazy person, which maybe 'I was,

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No 'I.

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Hear this, Complaint.

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That's really frustrating, you know?

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It's interesting because when our nephew, Denver stays with us, he loves to get Chipotle

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yeah.

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so we ordered Chipotle and very similar.

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David is A' vegetarian, so he cannot have meat on his and they will like completely mess it up.

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So much so that we stopped ordering it from the app and then 'I did it from Uber Eats

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'I know 'I.

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Don't know if they're not reading the like specific instructions that say like sands

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Maybe they just go into like autopilot and they're just like scooping

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But that is the whole point.

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You're constructing from nothing, so you should just be going down the itemized

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Exactly.

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Yes.

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Exactly.

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So

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frustrating.

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'I hear that, especially when it comes to food preparation cuz you're so hungry, then

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you're just hangry.

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And also when you're working, cuz you're like on the clock and you're

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All

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tell you should tell your boss if, um, they want to keep ordering from this

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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That's right.

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They need to add A' half an hour of therapy to my week every

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Yes, exactly.

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'I.

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Hear you.

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Very good Complaint Boy, do 'I hate A' incorrectly prepared order, especially when

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rudeness.

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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And I'm compassionate, but you know, 'I can't.

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All right, that's my Complaint

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Good Complaint.

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'I.

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Feel better.

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I'm gonna exhale.

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Let that go.

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All right.

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Well, now that I've complained and you validated me, should we jump into some online reviews and

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'I.

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Love it.

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Let's do it.

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Let's.

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Review, That, Review.

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As you know, we are your trustee.

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Review Queen.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you A' review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that

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Now this is A' very regal process that we call.

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That, Kvetch.

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So Regal.

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That's right.

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Trey, you are up this week.

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What have you brought in for us?

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All right.

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Well, full disclosure, ChelseyBD, if you recall several episodes back, 'I got A' special

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So 'I, don't know ChelseyBD, has anything been, um, dropped at your doorstep recently?

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There was this Amazon Prime envelope

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Ooh,

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that arrived and 'I didn't recall ordering anything from Amazon,

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So listeners, if you are not watching on our Patreon, ChelseyBD and

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So 'I am in New Jersey, Chelsea's in Hollywood.

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Now let's compare our packaging here.

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So same envelope but 'I have A' yellow sticker.

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You have A' pink sticker.

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'I do have A' pink sticker.

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Also, 'I had A' delay in my delivery and.

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Your yours was on time and your delivery cost 20 cents more.

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Don't know why.

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All right, so in order to find out what today we're reviewing, so we're going

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Oh, no bug.

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No, no, no.

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That's just the username.

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Um, but then listeners,

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I'm

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here we go.

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You need to join our Patreon if you haven't yet, because on our after show today, ChelseyBD and

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So before we get into the review, 'I.

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ChelseyBD, why don't we open the product together?

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Then we will pause midway through.

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We will do our live review together on our after show in the middle of the main

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ChelseyBD, are you ready to open your Amazon

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I'm bugging and 'I heart.

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This idea Trey.

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Let's open

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Wait, wait.

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Shake it.

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What?

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Do you have any ideas?

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Okay, so when 'I, like when it first came in the mail and 'I

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That's why 'I got scared.

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When you said bug heart like it, it almost sounded like, is it pills?

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'I mean?

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It's got A' little shake.

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Rattle and roll.

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What does it feel like in there?

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'I mean?

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It's, it's A' little, tiny product inside of this giant eight by 12

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It feels like A' glass, small container or something

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it sounds like that, right?

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All right, let's do it.

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Let's open.

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There's something in it.

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'I.

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No, no.

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There's something shaking around.

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All right, I'm opening.

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And I'm gonna leave it to you to tell us,

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do, do, do.

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I'm so scared.

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Is this.

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Oh my God.

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Trey.

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'I.

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Am so excited.

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All right, so this is awesome.

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All right.

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This is Doops Lip Vem, the original lip plumper.

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Oh

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you ever heard of this?

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I've definitely tried like A', Sephora, 'I.

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I've like sampled some of their products, but I've never tried this one.

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Oh my God.

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Trey.

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Have you ever used A' lip plumping product in your life?

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Not like the like when it wasn't like, oh, I'm just in the store.

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Let's try it Like I've never purchased A' lip plumper, have you?

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'I have, but I've never tried lip venom, but 'I do.

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Remember A' girl named Sarah Gibbons in my high school?

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She had lip, venom and 'I was so scared and intrigued by the name that was back in

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high school.

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this like an og?

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Yes.

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So today's review is from 2007, so lip venom, to my understanding, the doop company,

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This is years before Kylie Jenner or Kendall or whoever.

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Kylie was right.

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All right, so why don't we pause?

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Okay.

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Oh my

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and 'I are gonna go to the after show.

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We're going to actually unbox, we're gonna apply, we're gonna talk through the sensations,

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we'll see if it affects our ability to speak

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yes, exactly.

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And then we'll come back to the main show and we'll listen to Bug Hart.

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Kathy's review.

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Okay.

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'I, can't wait.

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B R B Z.

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B R b, 'I.

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Hold your crown.

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We'll be right back.

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I'm just like, 'I can't stop looking.

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'I know Trey's lips are definitely bigger.

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Mine 'I think are partially bigger.

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They hurt A' little bit, but here we are.

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We are back

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We're back time machine.

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Woo.

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time machine.

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Time machine.

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Time machine,

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So as teased, here we go.

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Today I'm gonna be sharing this one Star viewpoints.com review.

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Viewpoints,

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New source

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new source.

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Okay.

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for Doop cosmetics.

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Lip venom, lip plumping original.

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Okay.

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is written by Bug Hart, Cathy.

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This was written July of 2007.

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Bug hurt.

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Kathy's Subject is, beauty hurts but shouldn't be.

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Caps this painful.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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Okay.

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Astra Gastric the verdict.

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Dash Astra Gastric.

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Ouch.

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Get it off me.

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Astro Gastric.

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The fax dash Astro gastric.

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Made by A' company called Doop Lip.

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Phnom is A' product that is supposed to make lips look larger and plumper or bung

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Second Wives Club.

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Get that outta here.

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It comes in A', sinister looking small glass vial that has A' screw on lid.

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Attached to the lid is A' brush that is used to apply the venom.

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After applying the venom, the lips are supposedly plumped because the ingredients

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These ingredients are essential oils of cinnamon, winter, green, and ginger.

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Lip denim tastes and smells strongly of cinnamon and is kind of refreshing at first.

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And then the pain sets in.

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'I have no idea if this product actually works as stated, because 'I cannot bear to have

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Every time 'I have tried to use lip Phnom 'I am amazed at the super shiny finish of the gloss.

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But within five minutes, 'I am running around like A' crazy woman trying to find

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Hello.

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The problems.

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This causes extend beyond the border of your lips.

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Not only does it irritate my lips, but the skin around it too, which become red and itchy.

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Plus, what if you kiss someone, their lips would get sticky and stingy, too.

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Asterisk, asterisk, star, power, dash, asterisk, asterisk.

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Asterisk, one star, asterisk dash, 'I.

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Want my mommy?

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No.

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'I?

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Wouldn't wish this product on my worst enemy.

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I'm throwing this one in the trash.

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Dot, dot, dot.

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Except 'I.

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Don't even wanna throw it in the garbage because God forbid, A', raccoon or some

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Bottom line.

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No.

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'I would not recommend this to A' friend.

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All right.

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Second Wives Club.

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You lost me at Second Wives Club.

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Honestly.

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Why did they say the second wives club?

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Mean 'I can't trust anybody that that says.

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Isn't that the whole plot?

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That they're

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the first

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wives.

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'I mean 'I just bugs.

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You lost me.

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You lost me.

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At second Wives 'I.

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Don't know.

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Let's listen.

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Wait, but that is A' cultural image that is totally ingrained in my brain.

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Is Li is Goldie Han going

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:57

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:58

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:59

so

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:59

It's so good.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:00

But like also get it right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:02

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:02

'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:03

'I agree with some of the things that Bugs is saying, but it does make

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:10

'I tried to drink coffee, but it looked like it was very difficult.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:14

'I do think that some people are like more sensitive than others in several ways,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:23

Like even if 'I wasn't using it myself.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:26

So 'I had like A' real life comparison.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:28

'I do feel like bugs is like blowing this out of proportion.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:31

A' little bit,

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:32

Well, you know, it's very extreme.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:34

It does seem like it's very extreme without giving away the after show, which we recorded already,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:43

'I was wondering that too, but 'I definitely did taste the cinnamon.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:47

'I said that from the beginning, like,

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:49

It does smell like cinnamon too.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:50

but then 'I don't see cinnamon on the ingredient list.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:54

And you're right, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:54

Mean 'I do feel like this is A' product that some people will be more sensitive to than others.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:59

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:00

'I mean it seems like A' very extreme reaction.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:04

What do you expect

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:05

called Venom

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:06

lip venom.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:07

It's gonna make your lips bigger and like maybe if you're really sensitive, you should test

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:17

'I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:18

'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:18

'I mean 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:18

Don't know much about the website viewpoints.com, but you know, it is interesting to me because they

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:32

It is this product.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:34

It comes in this container.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:35

You have A' brush that you used to apply it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:37

Asterisk.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:38

'I mean?

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:38

We gotta talk about the use of asterisk on the page.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:42

It's very beautiful actually.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:44

Yeah, I'm sure.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:44

verdict.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:45

Ouch.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:45

Get it off of me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:47

You know, that's A' specific.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:48

That's A'

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:49

Get it off of me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:52

and

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:54

The raccoon moment was A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:56

Little funny but

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:58

'I mean.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:58

That's really sweet.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:59

Can you imagine actually like if A' little raccoon put on lip plumper?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:04

'I 'I know 'I was thinking about it too.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:06

'I don't know what?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:07

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:07

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:07

Maybe they would enjoy it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:08

Who knows?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:09

To say it burns so badly that 'I cannot take it and have to

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:17

That's so extreme.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:19

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:20

What if 'I Kiss someone,

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:22

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:22

'I mean 'I do 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:23

Now 'I am very curious about that question because 'I wonder if 'I went and kissed David right

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:26

David?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:28

Would he?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:28

He's working downstairs.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:29

Would he get, would he get A' tangle?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:32

Like would it

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:33

he, yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:34

'I would think

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:35

now?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:36

'I just had A' really?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:37

Adult centered thought.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:40

'I am.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:41

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:42

'I have the same.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:42

That would be bad.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:43

That would not 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:44

Don't think that would be good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:45

Two girls, one venom.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:50

And then also 'I mean we just keep pointing to the extremity of this review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:53

But 'I want my mommy very

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:56

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:57

So funny and interesting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:59

What do you think that BUGS does for A' living?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:02

Well, they obviously didn't write Second Wives Club

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:05

Clearly, clearly they're not in the entertainment industry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:08

You know, to me honestly, 'I think that Bug Hart Kathy really was like

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:22

They're really like going for like, yeah, which 'I appreciate, but 'I don't think

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:27

What do you think they do?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:29

Hmm.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:30

'I think they're like A', librarian 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:34

Think there's somebody that like it has A' pretty vanilla life most of the time and was like

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:47

Can you imagine A' librarian with lip venom on

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:50

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:51

'I, can

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:52

work in that Dewey decimal system?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:53

With the shiniest most pouty

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:55

the bun down and the glasses off and they put the venom on and woo.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:00

Librarian.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:02

Hello?

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:03

Spelling grammar is perfect on this there 'I, don't

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:05

that's why 'I am getting like teacher vibes with all the asterisks,

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:13

They could be because there is A' real clear, beginning, middle, and

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:18

And then the pain sets in like, and it's separated on its own.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:21

It's very pretty on the page.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:23

Do we think they're being truthful or are they being shady?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:27

'I think they're being truthful

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:28

' TREY GERRALD: I do too.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:30

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:31

Which I'm 'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:32

Don't want to give away the after show.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:33

But 'I, wish 'I had had more of this experience.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:36

'I know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:37

Well, we could always put more on, should we put more on,

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:40

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:40

Let's put more in.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:41

Hmm.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:41

This is like the fifth time I'm putting this on.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:45

Do you think this is common or fluky?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:47

'I don't think it's necessarily common cuz 'I do think that it's like A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:51

Case by case.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:52

I'm gonna shake it A' little bit, even though it doesn't tell us too.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:55

I'm just gonna do it just for science 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:57

It's so thick though.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:58

It's not gonna like, you know, 'I feel like if it was really this extreme that you need A' cold

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:05

Well, that's why I'm wondering, like, do you think they changed

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:12

Hey, Kylie Jenner controversy was like really big.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:15

Like people like, like had A', lot of injuries, 'I wanna say based off of like her product.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:20

that was like A' suction thing, cuz that was like causing blood vessels to pop

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:24

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:25

So do you think like after that happened they like eased up?

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:30

'I mean 'I would be curious to do some research and see if the formula changed.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:35

because personally, 'I feel it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:38

And like, again, maybe Trey and 'I are like more masochistic or something

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:44

'I like it too.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:45

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:45

Wish it was more Wait, but now I'm like totally giving it away.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:49

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:51

'I just can't stop.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:52

'I really have turned into A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:53

Toker.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:53

'I just like keep looking at myself and I'm like, pouting my lips.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:57

Well, we all know that Trey is beautiful.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:59

All right, so we don't think it's common, but we do think that there's humor,

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:04

it be this painful?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:05

What do you think?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:06

Mm.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:07

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:08

owie,

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:09

A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:10

We 'I mean 'I, can't!, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:13

Don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:13

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:13

'I would, 'I would really call into question the commonality of

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:17

think so

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:18

so extreme.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:19

Yeah, it definitely feels extreme to me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:22

'I mean it definitely burns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:23

I'm not gonna lie.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:24

Just put it on again, like 'I feel it, but I'm not,

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:26

'I feel it

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:27

not crying for my mommy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:29

I'm not crying for my mommy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:30

And also, 'I kind of has the opposite reaction.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:33

Like 'I read the 'I review and 'I was like, oh my God.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:34

'I want 'I,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:35

Right, right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:36

Which again, maybe says something more about you and 'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:39

The marque

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:40

Bug, than Bugsy, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:41

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:42

What do you think of humor though?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:43

Do you think that Bug's Heart, Kathy is intending to be funny.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:47

'I 'I mean 'I would think they have to with like the raccoon and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:53

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:53

You think that's funny?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:54

'I thought that was serious.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:57

you think that they're serious.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:00

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:00

'I mean they say, God forbid, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:03

'I 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:07

What?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:07

So maybe they're not trying to be funny 'I, don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:10

Beauty hurts.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:12

Well they do say I'm running around like A', crazy woman.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:15

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:15

Think there's levity there.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:16

'I think they're saying that comically.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:18

But 'I took the raccoon thing as being serious.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:20

'I don't want A' little animal to hurt itself.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:22

It is stinging 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:23

Feel it?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:24

Yeah, that's definitely Ouch.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:26

Get it off of me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:28

The verdict.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:29

Um, okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:30

Well, and is there anything else to extrapolate from this 'I mean?

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:33

What do you think?

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:33

Like, do we have to take into account that it's A' very old review and

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:39

'I do

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:39

Or does that not even impact you?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:41

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:41

Don't think that that impacts the review, but 'I think that that could impact the

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:46

So 'I don't wanna like fully write Kathy off as A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:49

Total.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:50

Just like hook, like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:51

Think maybe they did read Kathy's review Hooky.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:56

Fluke.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:57

A' hook.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:58

What's A' Hook?

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:59

A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:59

'I don't know

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:00

Who got the hooch?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:02

It's

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:03

Wait.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:03

You know what?

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:03

It's weird.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:04

This is for Patreon to watch, but when 'I press my lips together and then 'I

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:12

K 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:12

Think 'I might kook.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:14

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:16

K.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:16

kooky.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:17

You're so kooky.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:17

know why 'I said A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:19

You know, like A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:20

Um, well, 'I don't even know what the politically term for this or this anymore,

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:29

That's what happens when 'I press my lips together.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:32

My lips are like for two seconds, fully white.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:35

That makes me scared.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:36

oh, were mine 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:37

Don't think so.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:38

mean I've literally put like eight levels on.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:41

I'm gonna be in pain tomorrow.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:43

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:44

This is hilarious.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:45

Let's crown, but let's Crown Bugsy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:48

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:51

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:24:57

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:25:03

to A' school.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:04

I'm conflicted.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:05

I'm conflicted.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:06

I'm not looking

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:07

Okay, 'I am putting my hand on.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:09

Okay, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:11

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:13

Trey is holding A' sting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:15

Trey is holding up four crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:17

I'm holding up two and A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:19

'I went with two and A' half.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:20

'I thought it was sort of like middle of the road in terms of whether or not 'I

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:26

I'm gonna not order it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:28

It's gonna be terrible.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:29

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:29

Do think that Bugsy is A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:31

Little bit dramatic with the mommy and like all of it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:36

And the Second Wives Club, they really lost me at the Second Wives Club.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:39

'I just couldn't.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:40

'I was completely offended for Goldie Han, who is my dog.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:44

Goldie's, namesake, and 'I just really couldn't award them more than two.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:47

And A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:48

As soon as 'I heard that.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:49

But in all seriousness, you did go ahead and buy the product.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:52

It didn't stop you from buying it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:53

So 'I couldn't give more than two and A' half crowns for that reason.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:57

Pure research, um, on the ground.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:59

So that was why 'I went with two and A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:01

Why?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:01

For Trey?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:02

'I?

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:03

say four, because 'I don't know if you can or cannot on

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:09

But ultimately, 'I really think on the page.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:12

It's really beautiful.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:13

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:13

Think that bug heart.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:15

Kathy does it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:16

A' beautiful job of spelling out the entire journey of the pro of the product.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:22

'I like that, they just tell you upfront, this is the verdict.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:25

Uh, ouch.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:26

Get it off of me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:27

They tell you like what the product is, you know how to use it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:30

'I think that's helpful cuz 'I did notice in some of my research that

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:39

So Bug Hart gives it away.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:41

There's A' beautiful narrative and you know, 'I wanted A' mirrored.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:46

Experience to Bug Hart.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:48

So it actually had the opposite reaction, which made me want to buy the product, which is why

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:57

'I like the concern for animal welfare and you know, it is unfortunate.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:02

'I think they definitely did A' few auto correct passes here.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:06

They were really concerned, but they didn't catch that they were misnaming,

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:13

So that's, that

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:14

is

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:14

fail.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:15

Big

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:16

Yeah, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:16

Hope that no raccoons were harmed.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:18

And um, I'm not throwing mine out.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:20

No, I'm gonna be keeping mine.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:22

I'm keeping mine for sure.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:24

All right, well, there we go.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:25

Lip venom.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:26

Lip then I'm feeling

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:28

Lip venom.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:29

stingy.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:30

An

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:31

Well, let's take our stinging and let's not throw it in the garbage.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:35

Let's actually look at beautiful things.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:37

ChelseyBD, we have reached the most regal portion of our.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:42

Show ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today for?

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:47

This plump.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:49

My, Royal, Highness.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:51

Thank you for asking Trey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:53

I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get serious an email.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:55

'I even wrote something out for today just because it felt appropriate, so,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:03

We don't record this in real time, but we have the writer strike happening, and 'I wanted to

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:23

There will be no stories or books, television shows to binge or movies to watch.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:27

No cliches to eye roll or tastemakers to praise.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:30

No way to recall the things we've forgotten or imagine new roads to wander.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:35

So to the people who are brave enough to share why it's enough to listen and

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:43

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:44

You are My, Royal, Highness, and thank you for continuing to do what you do.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:49

You wrote that,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:50

'I did.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:51

that was so beautiful,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:52

thanks.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:53

Yes, 'I mean 'I think it's goes without saying that ChelseyBD and

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:03

Member of the Writer's Guild, obviously ChelseyBD and 'I have A' love for the art

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:15

When it comes to television, the writer is king, the writer is the executive producer.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:20

They have the final say.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:21

It is their beauty, their story, their creation.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:24

It is their world that everyone else gets to contribute to.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:28

And it's disgusting to me that we keep going in these.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:32

Patterns.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:33

This is not the first writer strike.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:35

And you know, if you recall, the writer strike in the early aughts is what led to the rise of

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:47

You guys, if we don't use our creativity to create fantastic explorations of what could be possible,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:56

Agree.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:57

We should all stand with all of the writers.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:59

Consider how bleak life would be.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:02

Without possibility and that's what it is to be A' writer and A' creator.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:06

So yes, we stand with the w g A' and hopefully if you don't know what we're

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:12

It's really wild compensation.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:14

People are insane.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:15

Everyone is so greeting gross.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:17

Speaking of join A' Patreon, but yes, 'I Concur.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:20

What A' beautiful induction.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:22

We all support the Writer's Guild of America.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:24

Yes indeed.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:26

Beautiful choice.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:26

ChelseyBD 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:28

Love going A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:28

Little bit emo.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:29

Especially with this lip venom

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on

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:31

know, right?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:31

It's so hot and bothered, and woo.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:34

'I do feel A' little flashed 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:35

Do feel like 'I have A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:36

Little bit of A' headache and 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:37

Wish that 'I could drink more coffee, but it's too complicated with A' lip in them.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:42

'I know 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:42

Do feel A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:43

Little hot.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:43

'I not gonna

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:44

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:44

Feel A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:44

Little

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:45

A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:45

Little heated, maybe that's like A' delayed reaction.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:48

Well we did A'.

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Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:49

That is another round on the R you A'.

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R q Han Ferris

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:54

Thanks for joining us today.

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If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend 'I.

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On this week's after Show Pod, we are rating and reviewing A'.

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One star review for iRobot.

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Roomba six 90 robot vacuum wifi connectivity.

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Works with Alexa.

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It's super coloristic.

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'I A' Vault.

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know.

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So to find out what made Trey say.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:53

My mouth looks like A' monkey's ass.

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And to find out what Mid ChelseyBD said

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And to

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to hear our live review.

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jinx.

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Whoa.

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Of Live Venom.

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Then you gotta go over and join our Patreon Queens.

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You can do that at Review That Review dot com slash patreon so that you get to hear our weekly

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In the meantime, please, please remember

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Ignore the haters.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:30

You're A' Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:31

gender non specific Queen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:35

I'm my mom.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:40

Mommy, bye.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:47

Review That Review.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:47

As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora, and our theme song was written by Joe

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:04

'I can't stop putting it

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:05

But you're still doing it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:07

I've turned into A' Monster.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:08

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:09

Want you to go kiss David?

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:10

'I brought this wig so that 'I could be A' Pretty lady.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:13

But the product was too distracting.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:15

'I couldn't even put it

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:16

Oh my goodness.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:18

Wait, should 'I let you want me to text David in the meantime?

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:21

Like while we're still rolling and I'll see if he'll come up and then I'll 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:23

We'll see.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:24

He's not gonna wanna put it on though.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:26

Just kiss him.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:27

Will he be mad about it?

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:29

Please come

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:30

Smooch me now.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:32

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:33

for the end of the pod.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:36

'I need to give you A' kiss.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:40

Hurry.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:43

Don't let A' sound.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:44

David.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:45

Hurry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:45

He says, okay,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:47

What A' Good guy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:48

everything up.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:49

Does he know what?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:50

Oh, he doesn't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:51

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:51

Oh, he's on the phone.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:54

Hi.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:54

Hurry.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:55

Come here.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:55

Hey, what's going on?

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:57

Just come here and 'I need to give you A' kiss.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:59

Okay?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:01

Oh my God.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:02

What is that?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:04

Hi.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:05

What is that?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:06

Gloss?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:07

Do you feel anything on your lips?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:09

Stickiness.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:10

'I,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:11

Just sticky,

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:13

Um, wait.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:15

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:15

Oh my gosh.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:16

Um, 'I have A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:18

Really bad sense of smell.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:19

Let me smell again.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:20

Uh, some fruity scent 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:22

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:22

fruity.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:23

Do you feel anything

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:24

do your lips feel any way?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:25

Very sticky.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:27

Just sticky,

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:28

you just put lip venom on.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:30

What the heck?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:31

Lip venom.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:33

'I 'I can't hear ChelseyBD, by the way.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:35

It's Oh, that's kind.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:35

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:35

Funny.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:35

It's not burning.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:36

A' lip plumper.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:38

Oh, how do my lips look?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:40

Um, it does not burn.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:41

Is it burning you?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:43

You'll have to listen to the episode.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:44

Yes,

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:45

Gosh.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:46

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:46

Love you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:48

you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:48

Bye.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:48

David.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:49

A'

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:50

what A'?

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:50

Good sport.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:51

husband.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:52

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:53

Bye.