Episode 110: Wedding Officiant - 1 Star Review

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'I didn't clap.

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You wanna do it again?

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Do you need me to clap?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Did you just snap

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Yes.

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Three, two.

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1.

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby it's time to Review That Review!

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Hello

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Oh, hello there and welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

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reviews,

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that is ChelseyBD Donn.

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and that is Trey Gerrald.

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And together we are

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The Review Queen.

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another week, another challah.

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Another week, another,

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Vetch

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another want another what?

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Rhymes with week.

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Another week, another streak,

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Another

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week.

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another

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peak, another cheek, another leak.

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Another week, another cheek.

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Time to turn that cheek and ChelseyBD.

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Mm-hmm.

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A' thrill to be back with you yet another week, ChelseyBD, episode one 10.

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'I really have A' burning question for you.

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Is there anything that you feel that you need to

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

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about?

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Now that my lips are burning from the lip, venom, 'I just

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Yes, 'I would like to get hot and bothered Trey because I'm hot and bothered at the moment.

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Once again, folks, we are back live with another Uber Eats Complaint.

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Oh, no.

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That's right.

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If we thought it was bad with the coffee debacle, we now have A' new all time low.

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So 'I was invited to A' birthday party.

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Very nice last minute.

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'I realized 'I didn't have A' gift, so 'I went on.

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Uber Eats and 'I decided to look for gift shops.

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'I found this lovely gift shop serendipity in Studio City.

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'I ordered A' candle.

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'I called Serendipity and 'I asked them if they would please include A' little card.

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Could be A' business card.

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'I asked them if they could wrap it.

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The woman was so nice, unbelievable Royal.

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Highness worthy, just so sweet.

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Wrote the message was like, I'm gonna wrap it extra special.

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She called me back to verify the spelling of my name.

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She was like very on top of it and she was basically like, It's all good.

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'I was like, great.

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So 'I getting ready for the party and then they get an alert from Uber Eats

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Oh.

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So 'I am very confused cuz 'I clearly talked to this person.

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'I have A' relationship with this woman that helped me pick out the gift.

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You know, like what's happening.

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So 'I call her, what went wrong?

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What happened?

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Why did you cancel my order?

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And she's like, 'I didn't cancel your order.

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The guy came and picked it up.

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So what happened was the guy went, he picked up my order that was A' gift, and then

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what?

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'I.

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Don't know.

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Maybe it was his girlfriend's birthday.

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'I don't really know what the story was, but he flat out kept my gift and 'I was so livid.

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'I was talking to woman and she was like, oh my God, that's crazy.

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She's like, we also use DoorDash if you wanna use DoorDash and instead, and

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But I'm really hoping that.

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They don't try to get A' refund from us because he took the item and 'I was like, they better not.

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So 'I was like, I'm gonna talk to them.

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So 'I went in 'I, put A', Complaint.

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Cuz when they ga, when they said your order was canceled, they gave me the refund.

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Right?

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So 'I got my money back.

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'I wasn't like 'I.

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'I was upset about like my time and 'I was upset about the fact that this person stole the gift

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Pay for that.

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So 'I had gotten A' whole like message back and forth where 'I was like, you better make sure

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And 'I think he should be like reprimanded appropriately, but she should not be charged for

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So the guy did assure me on the phone that she wouldn't be charged,

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Great.

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That's the least you can do.

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And then they gave me 'I think like $5 in credits or something like that to just send me on my way.

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And that was fine.

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And then 'I did order it through DoorDash and everything went through okay.

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And 'I was like on the phone with the woman again.

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She was like, it's dear so-and-so, right?

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And I'm like, yes, yes.

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Oh my

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And she was so amazing.

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So really like it, it ended up being A'.

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Good thing in terms of my relationship with the woman who owns the store.

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But in terms of Uber Eats, like what?

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Who does that?

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No, I've never heard of such A' thing.

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That is insane.

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Wrapped gift,

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Like I'm like at A' loss, 'I have like, like who would, it's like so it is so

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It's inid.

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Yeah.

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action 'I.

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Like you know, this is wrapped, it has like A' card on it.

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So clearly the person who's expecting it needs it to give A' or it's

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Like maybe my address was the address of the gift.

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Whatever it is.

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It's just like of all things to steal.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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That's really dark.

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That's really, our show has never been so

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'I mean the only thing, now that I'm thinking about it in hindsight,

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Oh, but then why wouldn't they go back to the vendor

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Yeah, yeah.

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Unfortunately 'I just think that they stole it, right?

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that's really sick?

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I'm so sorry.

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'I.

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'I.

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But the gift eventually went through, right

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'I did.

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Yes.

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'I eventually did get the gift A' little bit later through DoorDash, but it really is

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'I mean 'I.

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Know that it all is dependent on what driver you get, so there's can't really

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Like the transaction would've gone smoothly if the driver delivered the product.

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But 'I don't know shady.

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that's dark 'I mean I've never, that this is like, here

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of

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that night are nightmarish.

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mean we should send this over to our friends over at Live Laugh larceny because 'I feel

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Oh, you're right.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my god.

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That's such A'.

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Good idea.

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Live laugh, larceny.

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We're gonna come on Trey and 'I.

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We're going to tell the tale to your audience because they need to hear it.

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Cuz this, if I've ever heard of one, it's A' Petty crime.

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'I mean that is so whatever.

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And also listeners, if you have not, go over and check out live Laugh Larceny.

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It's A'.

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Great podcast with our friends.

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Yes, please do.

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All right, well 'I need to like burn some incense and get this

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to move onward.

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ChelseyBD, are you ready to jump into an online review 'I?

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yes, let's do it.

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Let's.

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Review, That, Review.

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As you know, we are your trustee.

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Review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you the review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that

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This is A' very regal process that we call.

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That, Kvetch.

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That's right.

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And Trey, it's your turn this week.

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What did you bring in for us?

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So today 'I actually brought in A' one star review from the not.com

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good old The Knot.

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We haven't been to the Knot in A' while it's exciting.

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And this review is for A' Rabbi who officiates interfaith weddings.

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Ooh.

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You were at an interfaith wedding,

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'I was an interfaith wedding.

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Yes,

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Did you have A' Rabbi Officiate?

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not, but our fishing was Jewish.

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Okay.

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Was it A' Friend?

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Yes.

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And 'I.

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Don't know if you know this, but 'I am also A' registered A' Fisht.

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'I

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'I.

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Think 'I did know

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before

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' CHELSEY DONN: I think 'I did know that because

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Maybe you even did it.

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No, I've only done it once and it was before, but all

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right.

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Well, you have so many special skills,

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'I have the power of God.

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But what you're not is you're not A' rabbi.

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I'm not A' Rabbi.

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No 'I did not go to rabbinical school.

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'I have also not been denied three times in order to convert to Judaism.

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That's right.

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Let's

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Against popular belief A'.

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Lot of people do think I'm Jewish.

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This comes up A' lot at my work.

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People think I'm Jewish, but 'I, 'I, 'I have not converted.

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'I represent the Jews here.

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You Represent the Jewish people.

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The Jewish people.

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Okay, we're

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Yes, I'm Queen Esther.

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Let's do it.

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Queen, Esther, and 'I.

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This is written by now.

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'I.

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and 'I 'I.

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Okay.

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Okay, so I'm imagining, I'm imagining this is perhaps the username that

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Get ready.

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Naughty as in K N O T t 'I, E like the knot naty.

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1, 4, 4, 4, 6, 8, 5, 0, 4, 3.

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Oh

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think that's just the generic username they give you until you

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change it.

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' CHELSEY DONN: I got 1, 4, 4, 6, but

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Naughty.

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Let's call them naughty one.

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Naughty one.

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Naughty.

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You're so naughty.

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Okay, let's

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we are.

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one star,

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All right.

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'I.

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'I attended Ron and Jennifer T's wedding.

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On ten three fifteen at the Palace Hotel in New York.

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'I Am A' close friend of Ron and the T family.

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'I will try to be more respectful of the rabbi in these comments than

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Mm

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Rabbi Davis showed up 45 minutes late.

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mm

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But he decided it was still appropriate to stop and take pictures of

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God.

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He rambled through the ceremony with one semi coherent antidote.

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After another, 'I will spare readers with details.

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'I will simply mention that he forgot the bride's first name and the couple's last name

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no.

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during his comments and dropped the ring

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Oh, oh, no.

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and so on.

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If the rabbi was sober, 'I.

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No.

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Then his days as an effective officiant have come and gone.

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If the rabbi was not sober, then 'I would strongly suggest that he wait until after

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Oh God.

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Rabbi Davis' behavior dominated the conversation during the cocktail hour.

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Oh no.

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There was too much happiness and goodwill in the room for the Rabbi to

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Good shot,

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Naughty.

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Naughty one.

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Oh my God.

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Naughty.

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You're A'.

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Little shady, but 'I kind of like you

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Me too.

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So now doesn't that put A' little perspective into this generic ass username?

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Like this is clearly some older Jewish woman who, or man who is like friends of the groom's

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They went to upstate together to go skiing and

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they were so

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important wedding.

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It's A'.

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Very nice family.

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Yes, and they wanted to go create an account to make sure that people would not

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'I mean?

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It, it, you know what, where, when Naty really won me over, it was around the time

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Like when they were like, A', bunch of semi coherent anecdotes, like, I'll spare you.

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And then in that moment 'I was thinking, don't

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Don't spare me.

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Same.

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Me too.

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Please don't spare us.

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So 'I was like A'.

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Little bit like that.

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But then when they were like, well, they forgot the bride's name, you know, 'I was

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You forgot the last name of the couple.

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You dropped the ring, you usurped the cocktail hour.

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You know,

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And took A' selfie in front of an old car when you were 45 minutes

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And also like 'I was gonna ask about that.

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So how old do we think naughty is?

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Because 'I 'I was like, why isn't naughty saying selfie?

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They said, take A' picture of them of himself.

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So 'I feel like naughty has to be older,

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And this was 2015, so this was like nearly 10 years ago, 20 years

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we knew what A' selfie was.

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Wait, no, 10 years ago.

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10, nearly 10, not 10, like eight.

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But anyway, eight years ago we definitely knew what A' selfie was.

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Selfie sticks were all the rage.

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People were taking selfies.

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believe that.

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'I definitely believe that.

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This is like an, an older gentleman or an older lady like 'I think they're definitely

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you?

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yes, I'm getting like A'.

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I'm getting contemporary of Ron and Jennifer's parents.

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right.

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Close friend.

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Yeah.

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this was interesting.

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'I think that there was enough evidence here, 'I, like that they gave us dates.

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So the wedding took place on October 3rd.

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We know that, uh, naughty took A' week to cool off

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Mm-hmm.

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and then decided no more

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Or 'I.

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Wonder if the parents were sort of like,

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Upset about it

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well, they they were discussing and then it

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:08

maybe they like, can you believe that Rabbi 'I could die?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:12

You know how much we spent on this wedding for that, you know, maybe.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:16

Exactly.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:17

And 'I wonder if they're like, go leave them.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:19

A' negative review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:20

Like this is insane.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:22

Maybe this could have been coerced by the couple.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:25

Just like we're A' close friend of the family.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:28

You know, this is definitely, Nadia is not just A' random, like barely

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:35

This is clearly A' v 'I, P.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:38

Attendee of the wedding, who felt for the, for the couple because it is an interesting

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:45

Usually when we're reading reviews on the knot, we're reading them firsthand

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:58

You know what 'I mean, like.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:59

We're hearing from the bridal party, right, or the groomsmen we're hearing

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:07

So it is very interesting to have A' Knot review from A' guest

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:11

'I know,

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:12

but

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:12

mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:13

Wonder if you just Googled this.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:15

If he said, I'm Rabbi so-and-so, and you Google their name, you know if, if

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:22

Because do you really interact with the knot as A' guest?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:24

'I?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:24

Guess maybe some people have the registry on the knot.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:28

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:28

Wonder if you link like Offic.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:29

If there's like A' program 'I, guess you could link to the Rabbi.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:33

I'm not really sure.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:34

So do you think that like 'I, mean 'I don't even know

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:38

Is it valuable?

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:39

New or unique?

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:40

'I mean yes, but do we think it's true?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:43

'I mean 'I do only cuz 'I think it would be pretty farfetched for somebody

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:55

Right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:56

'I Don't know 'I, mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:57

Think you're 45 minutes late.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:58

That's not A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:59

Good look.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:00

No.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:00

There's A' lot of evidence here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:02

We broke it down from literally the being late to the selfie, to the ring, to the 'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:07

There's so many points along the way.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:10

What do we think about the 11th hour discovery of if this rabbi was sober, his days have

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:24

Well, it, it makes me think that they don't want to say that they were drunk.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:29

Like they're trying to be above it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:31

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:32

Guess Donn.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:32

Don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:33

It is an interesting route to take, like if it was so clear that they were wasted,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:43

Right,

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:43

Forgetting the stuff dropping like that could be maybe old age, or it could also

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:48

Well, that's what I'm wondering if they're getting at that, like

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:58

Cuz that's kind of like A', shady, low blow 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:00

Don't love,

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:01

'I know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:02

But to forget the bride's name,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:04

bad.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:06

It's

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:06

don't know how.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:07

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:08

Don't know how you come back from

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:09

No.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:10

'I don't either.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:11

That seems.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:13

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:13

It's like that's really bad.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:16

'I mean 'I, like that the party was dominated by the happiness and not by this

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:25

Do you think that that's true though?

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:26

Or do you think they're just like trying to like end the event that like

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:32

It's like

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:33

'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:33

it was Domin

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:35

feel that way too.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:36

Cause I'm like, if it was so dominated by all of that, then would you really leave remembering.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:42

Maybe, maybe like by contrast

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:45

Well 'I just think painting the pic, cuz obviously cocktail hour

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:49

So, you know, like it really paints as truthful to me to be like 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:54

Everyone was fucking talking about this rabbi at the cocktail hour,

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:01

So we're gonna say it was so beautiful that even like, you know, it didn't dominate the

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:08

You know, God is good,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:10

right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:11

but he sure gave it 'I mean.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:12

It's like beauti.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:13

It's just so beautiful.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:14

Like it's so hilarious and

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:16

It is, it is funny the way that it does feel like naughty is

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:26

'I 'I mean

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:28

Let's just o overall impact here.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:31

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:31

Mean 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:32

Think it's true and it makes me want to like search through every single review

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:42

Yeah, 'I definitely think it's impactful.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:44

And 'I do like the perspective.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:46

Was it humorous?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:47

Were we laughing?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:49

If we were, was it at, was it with,

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:51

'I mean we were laughing.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:52

we were laughing, we laughed and spelling grammar's all good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:56

Yeah, actually 'I don't think there's A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:57

Single issue.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:58

'I mean.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:58

'I think that they were very intentional with every word choice.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:01

So it makes sense that it is exceedingly intentional and, and grammar.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:07

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:08

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:08

Think 'I can crown.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:10

Naughty, can you?

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:11

Yeah, let's do it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:12

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:17

ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of crown cards.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:21

They go from zero to five in an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:28

Lie lie, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:35

A' Jew for A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:35

Long time 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:36

Love you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:37

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:37

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:20:38

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:20:45

tow to school.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:50

Here we go.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:50

It's four.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:51

Okay, so I'm holding up four crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:53

Trey's holding up four and A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:55

'I almost did four and A' half crowns myself.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:57

'I think this is pretty queenly.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:59

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:00

Think it's A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:00

Great perspective, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:02

Think there's A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:03

Lot of information here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:04

'I guess 'I took the one crown away cuz 'I thought it maybe naughty was being A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:10

Little sh A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:10

Little bit shady and it's not A' firsthand account.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:14

So 'I think that 'I would want, 'I would be really curious to hear the perspective

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:27

And 'I think for that reason I'm leaving A' little bit of room.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:31

But 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:31

Think it's A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:31

Pretty good Review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:32

'I think it's pretty impactful.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:33

And 'I think it's pretty much A' deal breaker.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:35

So for that reason, 'I went with four crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:38

Why four and A' half?

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:39

'I mean 'I went with four and A' half cuz 'I didn't want to say Review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:42

Queen, uh, and 'I and 'I can't really pinpoint why.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:46

Cuz 'I think that it's really masterfully done.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:49

'I think they really skirt the shady truthful balance in like A' beautiful cultural way that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:55

Only Jews can do 'I mean.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:57

It's just like why 'I love them so much.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:59

Like in one side of the mouth, they can say something that like reads

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:05

Don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:05

'I, just 'I am so obsessed with this review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:08

'I do think that it's real and truthful.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:10

'I appreciate the, it is like beautifully written 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:13

Think they heighten, they, they like spell out the offenses in such A', perfectly building

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:20

And I'm like, oh, 'I mean, it's just like 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:24

It's such A' disaster, right?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:26

Truly ove.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:28

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:28

'I thought it was really funny.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:30

'I, imagine like if you're calling into question whether they're sober or not,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:35

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:36

then perhaps you should go with someone else.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:38

'I mean C.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:39

Is it possible to forget the bride's name?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:41

Yeah, but 'I think that like you have to like be of such A' sound mind, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:47

That you have the names written down on the pad or like you have them on your hand.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:52

Like there is A', some sort of plan that if you are an officiant specifically, and that is how you

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:06

You know, it's A' little unforgivable to me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:09

Agree.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:11

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:12

'I think the impact.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:12

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:13

Don't think 'I would hire this Rabbi 'I think 'I would have to.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:16

'I don't think that 'I could either.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:17

No.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:18

'I think this was, this was A' fail, but you know what?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:22

The wedding, it was spectacular.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:24

It was full of love.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:26

Yes,

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:27

It was Ines Destroyable, even though he gave it A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:30

Good

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:30

Exact, which is very thematic for the juice.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:34

Well, exactly.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:36

Speaking of giving things A'.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:38

Good shot, ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:39

Why don't we pivot our spotlight into our most regal portion of the show.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:44

Who are you inducting today for?

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My, Royal, Highness.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:50

I'm so happy you asked Trey because 'I want to induct A' particular person

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:03

I've used Manuel now, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:05

Probably four times.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:06

'I referred him out to A' client who's now used him, and he does such an amazing job.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:12

He's A' spectacular business person.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:16

He's always texting me and following up with me in A' way that feels kind

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:23

Get my business in any salacious way.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:26

'I really just love the way Manel runs his business.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:30

And 'I spent A' long time looking for A' Great car wash, and I'm just so happy and

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:38

Wanna thank you and 'I wanna induct you as My Royal Highness.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:43

My car is sparkly and clean, so

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:46

Wait, did you say mobile or manual?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:49

Mobile.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:50

So what's that mean?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:51

He comes to me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:52

Oh, to you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:55

Isn't that amazing?

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:56

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:57

This is A' really funny, interesting topic of conversation because 'I have A' black car, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:01

And I've had it for A' year.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:02

'I like got the email, so 'I want to go to A' carwash, but 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:07

In the state of New Jersey, they always have people that dry everything off with A' Towel.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:12

'I wanna go to A' gas station like in the south where you just drive through and

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:22

'I can just drive through when it's done.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:24

We don't have these in New Jersey and David from this county is like, I've never seen A' drive

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:33

I'm like, what are you talking about?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:35

is A' jersey thing, cuz in LA we definitely have A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:37

Bunch of the ones you're talking about where you can just pay, you know where

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:43

Unless it's A', New Jersey rule.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:45

Oh, my Costco doesn't have it cause 'I was just there and 'I got gas.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:48

But wait, but 'I, now I'm hearing about Manuel.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:52

Manuel.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:53

So maybe when 'I go to la Well, I'm not gonna drive to LA just for Manuel

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:58

But if 'I lived there,

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:00

'I

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:00

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:00

Would you like to do, take A' trip to New

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:03

Come to Jersey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:04

Trey's car?

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:06

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:06

Wonder

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:06

Let us know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:07

1 8, 5 0 review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:08

Zero.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:09

No, but 'I 'I hear the induction because it is an important task, right?

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:14

Like, I'm not gonna go out there

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:15

And 'I have like been burned by car wash places.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:18

Ugh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:19

Like so many times that where they like did damage to my car and it just turned into A' whole saga.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:26

And 'I just don't like being in the circus of A' million other cars when

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:31

And it's such A' luxury to be able to have someone come to your house

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:37

Good job.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:37

And someone that you can trust.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:38

And

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:39

That's A' genius idea.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:41

it's, it's fantastic.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:42

And 'I, 'I feel very lucky that 'I found Manuel.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:46

What?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:46

A' Great

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:46

thank you for sharing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:47

Congratulations.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:48

Meanwhile, well we did A' Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:50

That is another round on the r u A' R Q Ferris Wheel of the re review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:00

Um, I'm sorry, what is the name?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:03

review that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:04

our names.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:06

Oh no.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:06

Trey, are you all

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:07

you get it?

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:08

I'm quoting

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:10

'I, get it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:10

The Rabbi,

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:11

Oh, okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:14

are you drunk?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:15

Should 'I be worried?

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Thank you for joining us today.

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So to find out what made Trey say,

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Also 'I.

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Think it's hilarious to say that Gowana is close to Times Square and

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You're A', Queen,

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Review That Review.

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As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora, and our theme song was written by.

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Queen and uh, 'I still think it's kind of good.

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It fits like the wizard.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:25

It does fit ChelseyBD.

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Very nice.

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Good job,

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Thank you.

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'I.

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Think you have A' real future ahead of you.