Episode 99: Air Mattress

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

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Who's views win, which ones Iose?

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby,.

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it's time to Review That Review!.

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Hello.

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Well, hi there and hello listeners.

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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that is Chelsey Donn.

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and that is Trey Gerrald.

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And today for the 99th time, we're proving that when

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That's true

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this is the last episode of Review That Review to be in double digits.

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'I know it's CR 'I cannot believe it.

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Inching closer and closer to that 100.

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Wow.

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make sure you keep an ear out.

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For next week, we're gonna have A' very special 100th episode.

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That's right.

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'I Think 'I mean.

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That's probably not right,

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'I.

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Don't know.

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either way, please, Donn.

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How was your week?

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Uh,

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my.

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Was A' good?

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No, I've been sick.

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Guys.

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It's like 'I can't 'I.

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'I had like two weeks, 'I feel like of recording where 'I wasn't sick and now sick again.

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oh my gosh.

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Back to back to back.

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'I was like, 'I was sick before then.

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'I went and visited my family.

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Then 'I got sick again for my dad.

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'I just 'I.

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Can't escape it.

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I've been really upping the vitamin intake because something, something's gotta be up that

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So 'I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna do my best to get through this

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yeah.

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'I.

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Hear it in the

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we're just gonna hope that.

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You know, big gift for episode 100 will be A' little bit clearer.

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What are the symptoms?

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'I hear A', little congestion, but what's

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There's just so much.

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It's so gross.

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'I don't wanna even get into it, but it's just like A', like it's just,

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And 'I am, I'm excavating, but it's just 'I can't excavate fast enough.

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Got it.

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That's A'.

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Good word.

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Yeah, so that's what's happening over here.

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How have you been Trey?

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I've missed you, 'I.

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Truth be told, in real time, I've been so sick that 'I literally lost my voice.

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And Trey and 'I haven't been able to record.

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So it's rare that Trey and 'I go this long without seeing each other.

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So it's so good to see you.

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Trey, I've missed you.

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'I miss you too.

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'I feel the same way.

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It's like,

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have you been?

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here.

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I'm good.

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You know?

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Interesting.

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It's cuz it's like 'I feel like the.

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Over here on the East coast like we are fully, it's spring but it's like very hot.

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It's about to drop 20 degrees, but it is so beautiful and you know, common conversation cuz

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But it really, it's been like, it only exactly, it only snowed once in the winter, which is crazy.

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And so everyone is like, it's gonna be A'

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It's like hotter in New York right now than it is in la.

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'I saw A' graph that Yeah, it's like the opposite 'I guess global

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Yeah.

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There you go.

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But because of all of that, you know, 'I 'I this week has been really interesting

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So 'I have really discovered the beauty of A', nice, crisp apple as A' healthy snack.

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Oh my God.

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Trey.

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'I.

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Feel like probably like every other year, 'I rediscover the apple and every, I'm

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What about you?

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Okay, so this is my whole Diat trap.

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So 'I, you know, 'I as 'I shared, I'm on this new, uh, like 'I wanna say like wellness routine.

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Cuz 'I 'I now have A' personal trainer.

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Yes.

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And 'I really love him.

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And he has like this whole approach that at first 'I was A' little like side-eye about,

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'I mean quickly.

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Like

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he's just, he's from like the body building world and so his whole thing is not

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It's like targeting A', its specific muscles and

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cool.

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'I.

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Love that.

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the muscle.

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And he just ha, 'I just really am digging him cuz he's Korean and he is from Korea

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So he just, his whole thing is like, the key to anything in life is small portions.

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Like, it doesn't matter how many crunches you do and 'I, it's like so trendy to say

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But his whole thing is like just small portions

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Right, like, don't like cut everything outta your diet that you

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But like be mindful of how much

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Small portion.

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It's like he, he probably says it to me like probably 25 times in the hour that we're together.

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It's like small portions, so like

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I'm A'.

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Big fan of small plates, like when 'I was trying to really be good about the small portions.

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'I was 'I bought A', bunch of cute small plates that 'I loved, and then 'I was

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Cuz there's something about having A' big plate with A' little bit of food on it that

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But when you have A' smaller plate and it can still be full, it's psychologically 'I.

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Don't know it helps.

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But it is challenging cuz in this, um, transition period of like getting the stomach

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'I would get an extra small fry because it, the large wasn't sufficient enough of

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Or you could just go, great biggie Fry 'I.

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Don't know if they're still doing that.

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'I think not 'I think after A' supersize me.

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And then 'I would also get A' large chocolate, frosty.

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And sometimes if they asked, would you like to add A' A' cookie for A', dollar?

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'I would say, sure.

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So like that's, so I'm in the process of like shrinking the stomach, which is hard, right?

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and also just habitually 'I get that cuz 'I also get home from work super late.

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And it's like 'I didn't really eat enough during the day and like 'I was running around.

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So now 'I feel like I've earned this meal, but it's late at night, nothing is open.

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What am 'I supposed to do at this point?

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Exactly and the earning, like that's really my mental place.

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Like 'I, 'I really sooth with food.

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same.

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So the whole like small portion of things has been great.

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Anyway, so I've been trying to cut out empty eating.

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So anyway, but 'I love Apples and Granny Smith.

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To answer your question, granny Smith is generally my go-to.

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Wow.

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You're A' Granny Smith guy, not A'.

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It's A'.

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'I.

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Love the Sour and the Tart.

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But

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that?

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Okay?

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'I discovered because we were creating the hero set for A' Passover.

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And obviously that's not gonna be A' sour apple.

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It's going to be 'I Believe.

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'I 'I.

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Guess it was Fiji or maybe it was Red Delicious 'I.

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Don't actually know.

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But we had A' Bunch left over and 'I realized in our kitchen, this is such A' long story,

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'I.

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Remember it's like A' little tube that you, it's like the.

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Pit remover.

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It's like A' core and you, and then it like slices it an apple slicer.

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no, it's not the circle, it's literally just the wand.

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So you stick it through and it takes the whole pit out of the apple.

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So then you have this little

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you could still have the satisfying, like I'm biting into an apple, but

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Okay, but wait.

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A' core.

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Okay.

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But that's the thing is like 'I realized, because we were making the hero.

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Yeah.

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'I actually part of this discovery of loving Apple is 'I don't like

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But when 'I do this pit remover, then 'I don't have to worry about.

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Anyway.

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'I, this is A', long diat Trab.

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'I went to the grocery store and 'I 'I bought Granny Smith's.

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But in eating the Red Delicious 'I was like, Ooh, there 'I like that.

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This is like A' little honey tasting, A' little sweet on its own.

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So 'I got some of the Fiji as well, so I'm

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Gotta do A',

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them.

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But what's amazing is like 'I am able to eat an apple and feel totally satiated by

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So that's really what my week has been about is like this epiphany of like, like 'I.

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'I don't feel like I'm doing anything.

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I'm just like eating the apple.

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It's not like carby.

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Yes.

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It's very satisfying.

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And this way of present presentation, like it 'I feel like it lasts longer

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Right.

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And of course now both fucking dogs come and sit and they want A' little bit.

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So,

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A' shareable Treat.

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so now 'I end up eating less of the apple.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, that's my long story.

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I've discovered apples and I'm, I'm just pointing it out because 'I think that I've

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It's just habit.

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It's all habit forming and like habit breaking.

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So it's like, oh.

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'I don't feel like I'm like being health, like I'm being forced to be healthy.

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It's like 'I really crave the apple now, and 'I can make it an extended period of eating, but

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So

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Love that for you.

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Yay.

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Look at us talking about apples for

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'I.

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Totally.

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But like it's funny cuz 'I just understand that feeling, cuz it's happened to me like every few,

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Why don't 'I do this more often?

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It's so filling and it is delicious, and you just, you're not thinking about that kind of thing.

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When you are doing like the Wendy's and the whatever, you gotta like cut that

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That's A' really great point.

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That is A' really great point.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, 'I love that.

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So positive here for episode 99.

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So many good kernels of wisdom, but also I'm sure so many like suppressed complaints that that

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'I know.

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'I got one that I'm like really ready to jump into if that's okay.

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Let's do it,

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to.

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ChelseyBD.

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Tell me what is it that you would like to

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Lodge, A', Complaint.

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about today?

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Oh my God.

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Trey.

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Okay, so 'I haven't been feeling great.

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'I haven't really gone grocery shopping, so I've needed to order delivery like you do.

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And 'I also because, 'I was sick and 'I missed work, and then 'I was home.

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'I really like needed to get back into the routine, so you know that

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However, when 'I really need A', little extra pop in my step, I'm like, I'm gonna get A' coffee,

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What is your, what is your order, by the way?

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iced coffee with like just milk, no sugar

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What kind of milk?

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oat milk.

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Okay.

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Anyway, so the person delivers it and.

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They put the coffee in the paper bag with the food, and 'I didn't realize at the

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Oh God.

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and the coffee exploded.

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Oh.

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So then the coffee submerged all the food

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Uh,

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uhhuh and also submerged all the the carpeted steps.

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gonna ask 'I, don't remember.

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Are your, are your steps carpeted?

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Oh God.

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What color is the carpet?

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Beige.

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Beige, okay.

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So the steps, and also 'I had A' wrap completely imploded within itself.

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So the wrap is vomiting down the stairs in addition to the coffee mess.

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And 'I am sick.

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And the whole purpose of ordering the coffee and ordering the food was so that.

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Expedite my, like sitting down at the computer and getting some work done.

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And now 'I am in like at least A' 35 minute holding pattern.

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And like also 'I was started cleaning up the food before 'I took pictures of the mess.

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Cuz 'I was like, obviously 'I need to get my money back from, from Uber.

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It's like, that needs to happen.

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So then 'I needed to like restage some of the falling so that 'I could

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To justify being like, and give me all my money back.

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So anyway, so 'I,

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you're art

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to, yeah, now I'm art directing.

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Okay.

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The staircase.

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So 'I, do all that, clean it up, sweep it like this.

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Involved A' Broom.

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This involved A' mop.

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This involved resolve, like not just like one round of resolve, but

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know A' lot.

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elements of resolve 'I mean, truth be told in like cleaning products alone,

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At the delivery thing and also you could see in the picture and it's still there.

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'I haven't mopped outside.

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There's like an entire trail of coffee tripling towards my front

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So clearly beyond the fact that whoever at the restaurant like made A' fatal flaw here.

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Also like the person that was delivering it, like couldn't, they at least have given me A' heads up.

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Like, so sorry.

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You're gonna have to process A' refund because like all of your stuff is gonna

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And you know, 'I would've been annoyed after waiting for the food, but less annoyed

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So the past passes in the past, but like, oh my God, it was such A', like Complaint.

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Worthy moment, 'I.

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Still can't get over it.

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'I still can't get over it.

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'I have like four follow up questions.

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Okay.

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First of all, are, so who put it in?

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Are we sure that it was the restaurant or was it the driver trying to consolidate bags?

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'I.

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You know what?

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'I can't be 1000% sure.

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However, 'I wanna say it was the restaurant because.

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The bag was A' stapled shot.

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So unless the process is like the delivery person goes, puts the stuff in and

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Then 'I would think it's the restaurant.

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The delivery person's fault was not alerting me cuz clearly it was already dripping.

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So they could have like, let me know at least that it was dripping so that 'I would've

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:17

Well, one would venture to guess that it wasn't dripping when

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So it was probably in the process of receiving the bag and schlepping it and moving it,

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so moving in the car and

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was it an iced coffee?

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Yes,

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Okay.

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Was there any tape over the straw hole?

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there was.

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Oh, did the tape go over the lid to the actual cup, or it was just over

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No, it was just over the straw hall.

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And here's another thing, the delivery guy, his rating was gold.

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And I'm used to having my like platinum, like delivery divas.

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And so when 'I saw gold, 'I was like, Hmm, 'I.

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Wonder why we're gold?

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:57

And then like this happened.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:59

So sometimes it does make you wonder like 'I 'I, listen, the platinum people, 'I will

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:12

And 'I think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:13

'I 'I get that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:14

It's A' hard job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:14

'I did it for like literally two days.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:16

So I'm not shitting on the people that do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:18

It's like really A' lot more difficult than it seems like just even finding

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:23

Like it is not an easy job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:25

So 'I won't say that, but 'I do think that there are some people that are way more mindful

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:34

Cuz you never know what's in the bag.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:35

If it is staple shut, you

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:36

Wait, last question.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:38

'I don't know anything about Uber Eats.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:39

I've never used Uber Eats.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:40

So 'I don't know about those tiers, but that 'I like that, they do that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:43

So last question, did Uber Eats refund you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:46

Okay,

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:47

They even refunded the tip.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:49

They did make it right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:50

Uber Eats, they did make it right in the end, but like luckily the carpeting is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:54

Little old and 'I think my landlord like wants to replace it Anyway, so

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:00

But in an ideal world, 'I would, I'm gonna buy some more resolve and like, go over it

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:09

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:11

'I hear that and as someone who is A', huge delivery person and also A', huge consumer

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:26

Why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:26

Why would you do that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:28

'I, 'I, hear it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:29

That's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:30

Very good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:31

Complaint,

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:31

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:32

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:32

It

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:33

I'm sorry about your stairs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:34

you very much.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:36

So there's like A' whole next level of complaining why, who came up with beige

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:43

It's like beige is gonna get dirty no matter

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:45

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:47

Anyway, Trey, it's now your turn because who?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:51

'I 'I do feel better.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:52

Thank you for letting me talk about that because it's been weighing on me and 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:58

So what do you wanna complain about Trey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:00

'I really want to Lodge A Complaint against cultural gestures that

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:08

I'm talking mainly about this, how if you're gonna A' gesture that you're on the

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:16

Thumb.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:16

Thumb and the

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:17

and the Pinky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:18

But you know what these young kids do?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:21

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:21

Cuz they're used to cell phones.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:22

They just have like A' cup also roll the window up in the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:26

yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:27

Because if you just point down, no one

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:29

how do you feel?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:30

Because you've waited tables.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:31

How do you feel about this?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:34

Oh, like A',

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:34

Yeah, like A' check mark, like making A' check mark for A' check.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:38

Well, um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:39

obnoxious?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:40

no.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:41

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:41

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:42

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:42

done with like A' smile and you're just like, we're, we're

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:47

know, in my opinion, 'I would say if you are an individual that's going to gesture

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:03

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:03

also because I'm so type A', the times that 'I have

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:08

So like the times that anyone has gestured at me across the re.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:12

Like is because like an emergency is hap or something has happened, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:17

What are some other 'I just hate it Because it instantly makes me feel, not ne, not just old,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:28

Like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:29

I'm always gonna do the pinky and the thumb.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:32

But like, it just bothers me that like it's an instant indicator

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:36

of your age.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:37

If you're like doing Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:39

'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:40

And then 'I also instantly go into this whole thought about like the

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:46

And even 'I was thinking like verbiage similar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:49

Like it's like, oh, 'I have to tape that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:52

Oh

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:52

back in the day we had cassette tapes and tapes, VHS

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:57

someone say that didn't ha, would they still say 'I have to hate that,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:01

have to record.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:02

'I, have to DVR it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:03

But remember we used to say 'I have to TiVo it,

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:05

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:06

TiVo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:07

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:09

And if you were A' TiVo person, you were like ahead of the curve On the dvr?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:13

but, but this is also something very weird mix tape 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:17

Remember in the original production of Avenue Q

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:22

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:22

The song mixtape.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:24

A' mix tape

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:25

Oh, did they change it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:26

A' Mix cd.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:27

Stop it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:28

Yeah, 'I mean it's closed off Broadway now, but.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:31

might as well be like 'I made A' playlist.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:33

Right now it's A' playlist.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:35

That's what it is now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:36

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:37

Wow, that's so weird.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:39

Anyway, listeners, if you can think of more things that have not aged or have age

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:47

All 'I know is that 'I was taking A' picture of my client's daughter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:51

She was like wearing the same outfit as her cousin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:53

And so she gave me A' phone and 'I put it in like portrait mode and like got A' close up to

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:01

And she saw it and like died laughing at me like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:06

Portrait mode.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:06

Like, are you kidding?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:07

Like portrait mode is chewy now

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:09

everything needs to be done in like 0.5.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:13

It's not so like selfie all about me, but like you were wearing the same outfit,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:19

But

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:20

But taking A' picture is also something too, cuz 'I would

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:25

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:25

That's

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:26

But 'I wonder if millennials would say, click.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:28

Click with their thumb, like you're doing it on A' phone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:31

You're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:32

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:32

You can't be like, say cheese, click.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:35

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:35

right, well that's my Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:37

Now that we've complained, 'I feel like it is officially A' time for us to Lodge

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:43

Trey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:44

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:44

I've got an interesting one today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:46

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:46

wait.

VOICEOVER: 00:21:49

Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:53

As you know, we are your trustee.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:55

Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:56

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:59

We read you A' review, we break it down and then we rate the impact of the

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:06

Sometimes we'll have A' 0.5.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:08

We've never done A' 5.5.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:10

You're

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:11

We've never done that

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:12

don't know if that

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:12

well, maybe in the next 100 it, this is A' very regal process that we like to call.

VOICEOVER: 00:22:18

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

And Trey, it is your turn today.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:22

So what have you brought in for us?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:24

Today I'm gonna share with you this two star Amazon review written

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:34

Doc.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:35

Daddy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:36

Like Doc Martin, but Doc Daddy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:39

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:40

And 'I just want you to know that the only D that's capitalized is the first one in dock.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:44

All the other Ds are lowercase.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:45

Daddy, lowercase.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:47

Okay,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:47

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

And then this is actually for sound asleep Dream Series Air Mattress with

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:05

High capacity.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:07

It's super coloristic.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:10

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:11

have so much trouble with air matches 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:12

So super curious to hear what Daddy has to say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:17

Daddy?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:18

so here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:19

This is for an air mattress.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:20

This is Doc Daddy's two-star verified purchase review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:25

Subject is A' love slash hate relationship with this mattress.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:31

First the good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:33

We've got to sleep on an air mattress, parentheses, my wife and 'I for A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:38

Few months due to A' cross-country move and delay in our stuff being delivered to our new house.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:45

We've tried some others.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:46

Parentheses, we really need A' King and they can be hard to find in A' Good air Mattress.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:52

But this one is by caps, far the most comfortable we've ever been on all caps.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:59

In fact, we put A' Tempur-Pedic, three inch topper on it, and we've discovered

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:09

It is more comfortable than 95% of the high end mattresses.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:14

We try out and as comfortable as the $3,600 Tempur-Pedic mattresses and no

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:27

And we both have back issues.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:29

And my wife has hip issues and she is caps really picky about mattress.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:36

We ask ourselves why spend so much on A' High-end Mattress when this is as comfortable

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:54

So why is this not A' five star rating?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:57

And why don't we use this as our permanent mattress?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:01

First, this is the fourth one of these I've purchased since February, sorry, third purchased,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:20

But each one has developed A' leak in A' relatively short period of time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:27

Even though we are caps, very careful with them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:32

Second, even though these are called A' King Mattress, the size is non-standard A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:39

Standard King is 80 long by 76, wide parenthesis A', California King is 84 by 72.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:49

This is 82 by 70.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:52

Thus it will not fit on A' King Bed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:56

The topper doesn't really fit well, et cetera.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:01

'I get that it isn't intended to be used as A' permanent bed, but it could be A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:14

No idea why they decided to make it an odd size because this really

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:23

If they could make the King A' standard size I'd rate this A' three.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:29

If it didn't leak, parentheses, just my experience, but that's all 'I can base

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:36

This would be rated A' five with exclamation points.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:44

Very interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:46

All right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:46

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:47

Weird

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

very weird cuz here's the thing with me is like, isn't the leak the non-negotiable?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:55

'I mean well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:56

If it leaks, that's it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:58

Like that's the 'I mean and 'I get that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:00

There's really no perfect air mattress and 'I think, it sounds like 'I did A' similar

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:12

Robotic ones that like lifts up and is like tall and it was super expensive 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:17

Think it was like from Wayfair or something like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:19

And 'I left it out for A' really long time cuz 'I had A' guest come.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:22

And then 'I was just sort of enjoying having an extra bed to like fold laundry or whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:28

So 'I left it out and 'I feel like 'I just left it out too long.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:33

And eventually it was like, it did eventually leak and it was A' real shame.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:37

And 'I felt like, yeah, maybe 'I 'I abused, 'I overused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:41

This mattress.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:42

So 'I think it's interesting because doc daddy did say that like, 'I get that this

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:50

'I do sort of feel that way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:51

Like this is meant to be used maybe like A' month tops.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:57

And it's be, it's meant to be like, Deflated and put away to be kept safe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:02

And if it's out, there's just like more likelihood that you sit on the bed with

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:11

That being said, it just, it seems crazy to me that doc daddy like repurchase this three times.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:19

So like what do we think the timeframe was that we're using this mattress?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:24

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:24

So all of this I'm so on board with, so 'I did wanna state, cuz they say it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:35

But they, they don't give us, it just has A' few months.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:38

They have to sleep on one for A' few months, so,

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:42

that's five months, so we're talking four different mattresses

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:51

So that is giving A' little bit above A' month shelf life of continuous use.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:58

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:58

Don't think it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:59

Great idea.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:00

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:00

'I was actually really surprised when they mentioned.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:03

Putting an air mattress on A' bed frame, 'I also wouldn't think to do that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:08

'I would think that that would definitely lead to A' leak because if you think about it, like A' bed

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:17

Just that leading to A' leak seems very common.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:21

So I'm having A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:22

Little bit of trouble 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:24

Guess ascertaining.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:25

How much of this is like doc daddy and wife's user error and how much of this is, you

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:37

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:37

Do think it's super interesting to, how much was this air mattress?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:41

So the king size, so of course it, it's on A' deal at the

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:51

The deal is 41% off, so it's A' hundred and $31 for this king size.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:56

that's what 'I was about to say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:57

So like when you're getting A' King size, you're talking about like at least

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:06

That's A' lot of money to spend like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:09

At that rate, at the price.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

If it's 2 46 'I mean just buy A' regular mattress at that point, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:16

'I mean like it's one thing if you're saying 'I had it A' month it leaked.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:21

A' company replaced it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:22

'I had another month, it leaked, A' company replaced it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:24

But if you're telling me, doc Daddy, that you purchased $600 ish,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:34

Isn't that A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:35

Little nutty.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:36

Especially since they mentioned that they have this Tempur-Pedic topper.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:40

So like why don't you just buy A' $600 mattress from Mattress Firm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

If you're just waiting for your like amazing mattress to be delivered or something,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:56

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:56

Well that brings up A' really great question here because they, they mentioned that they've

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:08

Because 'I cuz 'I guess they're waiting for the stuff to arrive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:11

But does that include A' mattress?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:13

Like 'I am confused in the narrative about are they trying to find the sufficient replacement for

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:23

A' few months, but still, even if you're like, we have A' guest room,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:29

Then it's like, well then get A' mattress now and put it on the guest room later.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:33

It just, something's not adding up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:35

And you know, so when 'I was like, oh, let me find A' review of an air mattress,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:41

But 'I was really struck by this because.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:45

'I mean when 'I think of an air mattress like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:47

'I do think of them deflating throughout the night, whether that's A' leak or whatever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:52

But to your first question here was, is this A' deal breaker?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:57

And eight people have found this helpful, but to me, 'I would think, okay, if this is super

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:07

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:08

But then 'I, think if it happened again.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:12

'I understand the dilemma of like, but then also we're bringing up this point

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:16

at that point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:17

Cut your losses

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:18

something that it's not designed to be for?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:21

So then,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:21

and just buy A' mattress 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:23

Don't know something's weird.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:24

Well, 'I do wanna mention here there are some quirky spelling,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:32

So they say first the good and we get the whole preamble about their

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:38

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:39

Then they say, so why is this not A' five star rating?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:42

And they say First and they do A' Dash.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:45

It's saying like, this is the purchase history.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:47

Then they say Second with A' colon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:49

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:50

Inconsistent.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:51

'I found that A' little inconsistent.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:52

Also, they begin it by saying first the good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:56

So, but then they like do

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:57

them, you expect them to say, now the bad or second the bad, or,

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:01

Well, it's just interesting that it's first the good preamble.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:03

Then they go, okay, first, like, we've already had A' first, so, so that

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:10

Don't know how much that's really gonna weigh on me, but.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:12

Something that 'I found interesting that like just bringing my own

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:25

And 'I think it's sort of fascinating and interesting that if they've been

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:34

So like, almost like kudos to them for

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:37

'I thought of that too, especially when he mentions that there's

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:48

I'm in my thirties and 'I can't!

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:49

sleep on A' air mattress, so

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:52

Well, that's what keeps coming up for me because they keep saying it's A' two-star

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:00

Like it should like purchase something else.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:03

I'm like, well, what else?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:04

Like what really matters at the end of the day with an air mattress?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:09

Other than Does it leak?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:11

Does it not leak?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:12

Also, don't you remember like little inner tubes like, and like inflatable pools.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:17

Like do air mattresses come with those little plastic sticker?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:21

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:21

Do those work?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:22

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:23

I've used them before.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:24

They do work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:25

The

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:26

But would they work for life or would they work to inflate it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:29

A' couple of more times for like A' night or two.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:32

They can work for life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:33

Like I've had ones that I've added to mine that work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:36

But the, the problem with it is that like you really need to locate exactly where the leak is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:43

You Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:44

Like you

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:44

and what if it's in one of the little seams, then you probably can't cover

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:48

Mine was in A' seam and like 'I did cover it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:51

But like, have 'I used that air mattress really since I've covered it up?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:55

No, 'I haven't, because 'I just feel like 'I, like 'I don't trust it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:01

Well, 'I wanna also point out here something that feels like incongruent is we're

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:15

So you would probably feel that on any other air mattress.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:18

Then it keeps leaking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:20

And then we have this whole final point about the non-standard sizing, God, that is frustrat.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:26

is, 'I was gonna say, we gotta talk about the non-standard

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:29

That's A' Complaint.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:30

That's A' Logic

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:31

A' Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:31

That is A' Logic Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:32

And the thing is, it's funny because 'I thought this is where they were

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

So they went with the like frame, which 'I don't think is an issue for

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:42

Cause 'I don't think most people getting an air mattress are putting it on A' frame.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:45

However, sheets betting, that's what 'I was thinking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:50

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:50

That's what 'I was thinking

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:51

Can 'I knock?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:51

Like 'I was surprised they didn't bring it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:53

Like can 'I not get A' King sheets on this?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:55

Do 'I need to get A' California King like

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:58

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:58

Wonder if the company, cuz we're talking all of the inconsistencies here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:01

It's, um, A', standard King is 80 inches long, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:04

This is 82.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:05

The California king is 84, and then the width is, this is 76.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:10

The California king is 72, but this one's 70.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:13

Like it's really off.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:15

So 'I wonder if the company sells sheets, but like 'I don't want A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:21

And 'I get that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:22

They have those products where you can clip them underneath the mattress,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:29

But like all of these negatives, this like this is almost A' deal breaker to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:34

'I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:34

It makes me wonder usually, you know, Trey with the negative refuse

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:41

So 'I would say like, queenly move, giving it A' two star, but still starting with A' positive.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:47

But it really makes me wonder, other than like the point at the end with if it didn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:53

It's the right size.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:54

Was the right size almost.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:56

Why did we go two stars?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:57

Not one star here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:00

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:00

Guess I've never thought about, oh, I'm gonna buy the same air mattress again.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:05

That didn't work like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:06

Just find that like baffling.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:08

I'm not really hearing enough positive things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:12

Like you said, 'I feel like the positive things were attributing to the beginning experience

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:21

Mattress itself, so I'm just wondering why, like what is it about this air mattress that

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:31

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:31

I'm really stuck on that too because it really does occur to me that it's probably this topper

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:37

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:38

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:38

I'm really having A' hard time imagining any other scenario.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:41

So let me see if 'I can try to pull that bias off.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:44

But, but they put it in, they talk A' specifically about the Tempur-Pedic three inch mattress.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:50

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:51

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:51

Just 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:51

Don't know humor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:52

Is there any humor here?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:54

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:55

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:55

Don't think that there's intentional humor here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:58

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:58

Think it's like sort of funny and interesting, but 'I don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:02

'I don't really think it's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:03

Haha.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:04

But 'I really find them to be very truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:07

'I don't think they're

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:08

'I di 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:08

Do think

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:09

overly non-hard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:10

here?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:10

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:10

Guess my question then at the end of the day is yes, they're truthful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

Yes, 'I buy it is this common fluke that's like where 'I think 'I am.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:20

You know, hesitating on The value of this review overall is that, would most people encounter this?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:27

Situation of A' leak and be like, I'm gonna order it again.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

Or would most people get to the first leak and be like, I'm gonna look elsewhere.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:35

That being said, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:36

'I do agree it is hard to find A', good air mattress 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:41

Just wish there was like A' little bit more information about why we really

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:47

Yeah, this is reminding me of 'I Forget which versus episode where

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:56

Little overly, um, letting it go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:59

'I think that was the, the resort or something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:02

oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:03

Maybe it was.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:03

Yeah, you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:04

It was the, the, uh, sandals

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:05

because 'I, I'm wondering if maybe Doc Daddy is displacing inappropriately

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:13

But 'I, hear you 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:14

Think there's two issues here around common or fluke because 'I don't know the

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:24

Also, 'I don't know the commonality around using an air mattress as your every single

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:31

is this user error?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:32

Is this 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:34

Think 'I would have to read on is the point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:36

At the end of the day, 'I would need to like compare, but 'I will say that 'I like, really

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:45

'I What?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:46

'I Where?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:46

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:46

Male.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:47

Male, male.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:47

Karens, Ken wasn't just like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:50

can't!

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:50

about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:51

Just like complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:54

and they really came with research here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:56

They tell us the standard size of A' King, A' standard, California king, and then what this

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:00

And they bring up good things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:01

Like for me, what 'I really loved was when they talked about like the hip pain and the

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:10

So that's like A' number one thing that 'I would look for is if somebody in the review was like

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:18

Amazing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:19

Like that's Queenly good information.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:22

Anything else that we should be considering for Talk Daddy, before we hop into A' Crown?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:28

I'm just really split here between.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:30

'I because 'I do also think it's very queenly of them to acknowledge 'I, get that this is

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:38

Like 'I, that's also very queenly

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:41

Agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:42

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:42

Just I'm try.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:43

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:44

If we're to crown this review, it's tough.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:49

It's,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:50

it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:50

It is definitely tough.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:52

But 'I think 'I f 'I feel like 'I can do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:55

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:59

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:41:06

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:41:13

A', Total, Score.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:15

I'm so conflicted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:16

You got this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:18

I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:18

know what to do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:20

I'm scared to look up cuz 'I,

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:22

I'm not lifting until you look up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:23

I'm waiting cuz.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:24

'I already picked mine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:26

Let's you got this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:27

Try just go with your.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:29

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:30

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:30

Okay, ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:32

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:33

Very interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:34

So I'm holding up three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:36

Trey, shockingly for me is holding up four and A' half, but we'll get into that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:40

'I went with three just because like 'I said, 'I am left with A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:44

Little bit of is this A' specific set of circumstances to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:50

Doc Daddy could 'I stop here and not continue to read any other reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:55

Feeling like I've gotten all the information that 'I need.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:58

'I really don't feel like 'I could.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:00

That being said, 'I like Doc Daddy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:02

There's something about them that 'I like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:04

Find them earnest 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:06

Find them truthful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:08

'I think they really owned up to everything, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:10

Even like maybe this isn't A' traditional way to use an air mattress.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:14

'I don't think that they were hiding behind anything and 'I appreciated that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:18

So that's where my three crowns are coming from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:20

But 'I had to take off just A' couple crowns because 'I don't know

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:26

And 'I don't know that 'I trust A' hundred percent of the proper usage of the item.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:32

So that was why 'I went with three.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:34

But I'm curious to hear why you went with four and A' half tray.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:37

I'm just really conflicted here because A' 'I wish that there were pictures.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:41

'I don't know why.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:41

'I just want A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:42

Few pictures.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:45

'I think the impact for me is 'I, even if this is not the intended, uh, usage.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:51

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:51

If 'I was here to buy it, 'I would gather, okay, 'I think 'I may not buy this 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:57

Think 'I don't want to buy something that I'm hearing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:59

Many of them are leaking, but 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:04

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:04

'I am so conflicted because 'I think it's such an odd R.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:07

Like it's so 'I really was hoping to find very comical, funny, like the

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:15

Right, right, right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:17

But it's really perplexing to me cuz 'I think the doc daddy really

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:22

They give us enough information.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:23

It's really pretty to look at.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:25

It's like really well researched.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:27

They really are trying to be positive, but, but 'I think they persuade me because

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:37

I'm getting, it's gonna be great, but 'I don't want to have wrinkly mattress sheets.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:41

So 'I think they really are persuading me even though they love it, that I'm not gonna love it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:47

'I need to find something different.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:48

And 'I do think A' lot of this just goes to the Tempur-Pedic three inch topper.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:52

which 'I would love to know what that is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:54

so even though 'I think it's like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:56

Maybe the commonality is off.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:58

Maybe it's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:59

Little fluky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:00

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:00

Think like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:01

Trust them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:02

There's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:03

Lot of unique information here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:05

'I think it's pretty valuable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:07

The impact is strong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:08

So four and A' half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:10

That's why 'I said four and A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:11

Half 'I still feel weird, but,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:12

No, listen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:14

'I like Doc Daddy, 'I, 'I really do like them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:16

So

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:17

but 'I get.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:17

'I get why you said three as well.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:19

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:19

amazing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:20

Love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:21

Do you think that Doc Daddy is A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:24

'I think Doc Daddy has to be A' doctor?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:27

Because otherwise 'I feel like Doc, the name Doc Daddy would be someone who's trying to

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

Do you think that they're like, like A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:37

kind of

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:37

like, like you know how chiropractors get A' Doc.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:40

They, they're A', doctor A', the degree is A' doctor, but it's not A' Doctorate.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:44

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:44

So do you think that, like, what kind of doctor is Doc Daddy

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:47

Hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:48

'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:48

Don't think that they're like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:50

You don't think they're MD

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:51

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:52

'I think they might be md, but 'I wonder if they have A' doctorate in like theater.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:55

'I mean 'I could see doc Daddy being A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:57

Podiatrist.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:59

Ooh, that's good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:01

Maybe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:01

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:01

Don't think 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:02

Don't think doc.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:02

Daddy's like A' surgeon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:04

I'll say that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:05

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:05

'I don't think if you're gonna, if you have hip and back pain, 'I feel like you're not

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

Feel like if Doc daddy was like an orthopedic or like A' spine surgeon, he

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:16

you're looking at x-rays, then you're not gonna entertain this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:20

'I Don't think 'I Don't think he would.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:22

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:23

'I don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:23

'I don't 'I think he wouldn't do this to himself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:26

Um, if that

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:26

but 'I do appreciate Doc Daddy's energy of like being very positive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:32

So why don't we use

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:34

yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:35

Good

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:35

we've, we've reached this most regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:38

It's your opportunity to be docked on to be cheerful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:42

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:44

Four.

VOICEOVER: 00:45:46

My Royal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:48

Well, Trey, while you're luxuriating in the sun on the East coast.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:54

'I have been dealing with A' plethora of rain over here in the West coast, which obviously

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:08

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:09

What would we po 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:11

First of all, 'I didn't do my queenly research and A' apologize.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:14

When were windshield wipers invented, what could you possibly, like before windshield

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:23

'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:23

What would you do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:25

'I have been really over-utilizing my windshield wipers as of late with all of this rain 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:31

Don't think I've ever used them as much as 'I have in the past few weeks with all this

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:37

And my goodness, 'I, just wanna say thank you to whoever the person is

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:45

Windshield wipers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:46

You literally make it so that 'I can drive my car in the rain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:49

And 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:49

Don't know that 'I spend enough time showcasing my gratitude towards you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:54

So 'I wanted to take this platform, which is the only one that 'I truly have at the moment

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:03

Windshield and allowing me to drive in the rain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:06

So 'I wanted to induct Wil A' wipers as our Royal Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:13

That's so funny to me because 'I can just see you in the car driving and having

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:19

Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:20

Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:21

Wait, and I'm instantly hearing A' Complaint here is when the wind, and

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:36

And 'I feel like growing up, our cars all like they, my parents were not replacing

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:44

Crisp, precise, half circle clean, like that is so satisfying to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:49

It's like 'I love that when you go to the gas station and they squeegee and

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:57

How terrifying to imagine the person driving before windshield wipers and

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:04

Oops.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:04

Right, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:06

Or like the only other thing 'I 'I hate is like, you know, when it's like drizzling,

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:15

Like if you do it too fast, then it's dry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:17

If you do it too slow, then you can't see.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:20

But that being said, it looks like the windshield wipers were invented by A' woman.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:24

At least they're listing like 'I think three people with the credit

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:29

But the initial idea came from A' woman.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:32

Uh, Mary Anderson looks like A' 1902 for

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:35

Thank you, Mary.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:37

Wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:37

And 'I also love rear window wipers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:41

Wait, do

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:41

Not all cars have them just like SUVs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:44

'I feel

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:44

Yes, be yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:46

Because when we first were leasing A' car, David had A' Corolla and it did not have the rear.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:51

And 'I was like, this is so difficult to drive.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:55

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:56

Okay, wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:56

Also, do you remember in the late eighties, early nineties when they were putting

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:03

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:04

'I like briefly 'I mean vaguely.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:06

Remember seeing

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:07

That is so stupid.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:09

boop,

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:10

Also, remember the, um, from A', different world, um, what's his face?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:14

He had the windshield wipers on his sunglasses.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:16

'I didn't see different world 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:17

'I feel like I'm imagining Eugene like Levy in my head, but 'I know that that's wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:21

But 'I know You're talking about like the

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:22

he had A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:23

with the windshield wipers on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:25

Oh my god, so

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:26

'I don't know.

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Yes, exactly.

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Well, great induction.

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Love windshield wipers too.

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Yes.

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Couldn't live without 'em.

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Could not.

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'I love windshield wipers.

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'I do too.

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You know what 'I mean?

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Just swinging my head back and forth.

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'I feel like the sound effect of A' windshield wiper is similar to like A' Cat owner.

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We just like it.

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It's just fun

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