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Episode 77

Episode 77: Minato Sushi & Bar

The Queens rate and review a 3 Star Yelp Review for Minato Sushi & Bar in Reno, Nevada! The Queens channel their inner Thanksgiving spirt and Kvell instead of Kvetch and things get sentimental. Chelsey loves Trey and you, Trey loves you and online banking, and the Queens have no idea what stories involve scorned lovers, sorry. Happy Gobble Gobble! We love you all!

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Transcript
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It's.

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So hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's.

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Gotta settle the score..

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It's time to Review That Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello.

Trey Gerrald:

Hello and welcome to Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

The podcast dedicated to reviewing

Chelsey Donn:

reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

We're just like Cisco neighbor only.

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Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

Trey Gerrald:

that is Chelsey Donn.

Chelsey Donn:

and that is Trey Gerrald.

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And together

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A', Review, Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

And A' very special.

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Cheerio.

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To all of our members over on Patreon.

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If you haven't checked it out, go scoot your booty over to our homepage, Review That

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If you wanna support our show in A' very different way, then visit Review That

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, the return of

Trey Gerrald:

another Thanksgiving.

Chelsey Donn:

Hard to believe it's been A' full year since the debut

Chelsey Donn:

Surprise.

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We don't have any merch.

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That includes the Goble gobble.

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But that being said, happy Thanksgiving.

Chelsey Donn:

grateful to be here today,

Trey Gerrald:

Are you busy cooking?

Chelsey Donn:

as always with the fam, so you know, here on the East Coast and, uh,

Chelsey Donn:

How bout you?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, same.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I know that Thanksgiving has questionable roots, but 'I think what it has

Trey Gerrald:

So let's look at that and not the other

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, totally agree.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was thinking about this today when 'I was thinking about, you know, all of the things we

Chelsey Donn:

'I would be remiss not to express my gratitude on the show.

Chelsey Donn:

So is it okay with you?

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Try A' instead of VEing at the top.

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And lodging.

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A'.

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Complaint.

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'I.

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Offer A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit of gratitude.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

let's go All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well then ChelseyBD, why don't you kick us off?

Chelsey Donn:

Well, first of all, 'I know that 'I can get A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit like mushy, but 'I have to say like, I'm so grateful for this podcast and

Chelsey Donn:

Really, this podcast is such A' highlight of my week every single week.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know 'I say it all the time, but 'I wouldn't get through the past two.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, almost 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

How long are we into this tray over A' year?

Chelsey Donn:

'I attribute over A' year of my life and like the betterment of my mental health to this podcast

Chelsey Donn:

And there's just so much to be grateful for with this podcast.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I just thought, what better thing to express my gratitude for than to be A' little

Chelsey Donn:

That, Review for coming into my life and changing it.

Chelsey Donn:

And Goldie, and also Goldie Hi.

Chelsey Donn:

She concur.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Go to.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, she agrees and she kind of blocks like A', chicken, Turkey,

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Love that.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Highly concur.

Trey Gerrald:

'I wrote down, um, online banking, but 'I take this opportunity to also join you and the

Trey Gerrald:

And speaking of like artistic fulfillment, 'I, do you know we have discussed on the

Trey Gerrald:

Lot of need to stake an identity about being an actor because 'I do get A'

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I am able to entertain A' different job that has nothing to do.

Trey Gerrald:

Entertaining only paying bills and it doesn't have much of A' negative impact in my life because

Trey Gerrald:

'I wasn't sure 'I just know 'I wanted to do something like this, but it's something 'I

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I was hearing that as you were sharing that 'I would also love to say that 'I am very grateful

Trey Gerrald:

Tube

Chelsey Donn:

my God.

Trey Gerrald:

you had to wait in line.

Trey Gerrald:

It was so annoying.

Trey Gerrald:

And now it's like 'I, literally pay all of my bills through the app.

Trey Gerrald:

It really is amazing.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm very grateful for online banking.

Trey Gerrald:

And you That's listening right now.

Chelsey Donn:

And you.

Chelsey Donn:

And you.

Chelsey Donn:

And you.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that was good.

Chelsey Donn:

was good.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like every single time 'I mean you express gratitude towards me last

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I feel like I've like 'I always, like I'm gonna induct Trey as My Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn:

And you're like, I'm gonna induct sponges.

Chelsey Donn:

You know,

Trey Gerrald:

'I 'I mean I've literally had dejavu twice already.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz 'I think you inducted me last Thanksgiving.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm no 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I inducted you, but this isn't an induction.

Chelsey Donn:

This is just A' moment of g.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

You're right.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh right, right, right, right, right.

Trey Gerrald:

But even today, for me, thinking about the Royal Highness to come later, 'I

Trey Gerrald:

'I just like everything's blurring together.

Trey Gerrald:

Good thing 'I have that Excel spreadsheet that 'I never update.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

No

Chelsey Donn:

Time truly, truly flies when you're podcasting sometimes.

Trey Gerrald:

wait.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have to share in real time.

Trey Gerrald:

David and 'I went to A' Atlantic City last weekend, which we teased and oh

Trey Gerrald:

'I was 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Famously put on Instagram my voucher, where 'I won $1,200.

Chelsey Donn:

Amazing.

Chelsey Donn:

Which, which machine were you playing?

Chelsey Donn:

Well,

Trey Gerrald:

Actually 'I 'I only did slot machines.

Trey Gerrald:

David didn't do A' single slot machine.

Trey Gerrald:

He only did poker tables, but we did both leave the weekend up,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, that's amazing.

Trey Gerrald:

'I know it is pretty remarkable.

Trey Gerrald:

'I did not leave with $1,200, um, but 'I 'I did leave up $300.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I spent A' lot of money, but 'I made 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I made it all back plus 300.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm pretty proud of that.

Chelsey Donn:

That's great.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean it's always nice when you can have fun.

Chelsey Donn:

'I find, There are very few people that can get that like initial win on the first day

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that's the hardest part is, and 'I even read on, cuz the

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I was like, do they have all of these?

Trey Gerrald:

Get helps everywhere.

Trey Gerrald:

There must be laws about addiction.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I was reading and even on the website it says the house will always win and the

Trey Gerrald:

'I was like, Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

They're even saying it like they're saying, like, You're not gonna

Chelsey Donn:

the odds of losing are so much higher than the odds of winning.

Chelsey Donn:

So like if you get that one win and then you just walk away, then you're golden.

Chelsey Donn:

But nobody's gonna do that.

Chelsey Donn:

So at least you're, you know what, it's always fun to play with the house's money,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh yeah, for sure.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'll tell you that we are, you need like 20,000 points to get to the next

Trey Gerrald:

And so we're 2000 points away,

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

A' three day weekend.

Trey Gerrald:

And um, you asked, so 'I won the most on this.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, there was A' Wheel of Fortune game, which was really fun.

Trey Gerrald:

And like the higher you bet, the more like, um, pointers like on the me around, you

Trey Gerrald:

Like they would illuminate more and more pointers.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I won A' lot on that.

Trey Gerrald:

Then 'I also won A' lot on this.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, 'I,

Chelsey Donn:

Buffalo.

Trey Gerrald:

It was like A',

Chelsey Donn:

No

Trey Gerrald:

you know, 'I won A' lot on Buffalo in Las Vegas.

Trey Gerrald:

But, and these buffalo machines, they, you know, if there were 900 slot machines, they.

Trey Gerrald:

12 buffalos and they were always taken ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald:

People were waiting in line at the buffalos.

Trey Gerrald:

No 'I went on like rich little piggies

Chelsey Donn:

Oh God, I've lost so much money on those fricking piggies.

Trey Gerrald:

like it's like A' blue, A' golden A' red, and they like increase.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Trey Gerrald:

And then it

Chelsey Donn:

You put the coins in the piggy like, it like randomly puts coins, and then

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so wait, so there's two pig games.

Trey Gerrald:

One airs like rich little piggies.

Trey Gerrald:

It's three piggy banks.

Trey Gerrald:

And then the other one, which 'I also want A' lot on is A' Giant gold pig.

Chelsey Donn:

That's the one.

Chelsey Donn:

'I always lose money

Trey Gerrald:

it gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and its face

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I won on both of those.

Trey Gerrald:

But when 'I won on the other one, the rich little piggy thing, A' crowd gathered behind

Trey Gerrald:

It makes me 'I know, but it makes me uncomfortable.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It was like too many people looking at me.

Chelsey Donn:

'I understand that

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's my,

Chelsey Donn:

fun.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, 'I 'I went to the grand opening at the Bogota cuz my dad

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

Chelsey Donn:

up.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I was like one of the first people to sleep in the beds at the bogo.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have lots of stories about that.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll tell during Patreon.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

More.

Chelsey Donn:

It is Thanksgiving and so 'I think we should just like dive right into the review.

Chelsey Donn:

'I didn't do A' Thanksgiving theme review, but we don't need that

Trey Gerrald:

That's all right.

Trey Gerrald:

We can acknowledge that it's tomorrow and we're thankful for all of you.

Trey Gerrald:

So now why don't we go ahead and do our title.

Trey Gerrald:

You wanna

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

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Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trustee.

Chelsey Donn:

Review Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you the review, break it down and rate the impact of the review

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It's A', very regal process that

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

Trey Gerrald:

So ChelseyBD, what have you got for us?

Trey Gerrald:

A'?

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Today 'I have A' Yelp review.

Chelsey Donn:

It is A' three star Yelp review of Mento, Sushi and Bar.

Chelsey Donn:

This is the Reno location.

Chelsey Donn:

This is A' three star review written by Michael T.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay,

Chelsey Donn:

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Mento, review hurts more than you.

Chelsey Donn:

in the beginning.

Chelsey Donn:

'I lusted after you.

Chelsey Donn:

But as we got to know each other over hot tea on several occasions that turned to love.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

'I used to be head over heels in love with you, and I'm not throwing

Chelsey Donn:

This was real love, the kind that would have me defending Your Honor at all cost falling on

Chelsey Donn:

After the big move though, something changed.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know what, but something happened and you were never quite the same.

Chelsey Donn:

'I kept thinking things would return to normal after you settled in and

Chelsey Donn:

But after each visit that hope faded and 'I soon realized our relationship

Chelsey Donn:

Your sushi is well formed with rice that's well seasoned and packed, just tight enough to hold

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I have A' hard time truly discerning the differences between your roles.

Chelsey Donn:

There are A' few gems, though, like the Gangam style and rainbow blossom, but

Chelsey Donn:

When it comes to negi and hand rolls though, you still stand proud offering A' solid fish

Chelsey Donn:

Service though has been A' bit impersonal.

Chelsey Donn:

These past few visits.

Chelsey Donn:

The sushi chef doesn't try and get to know you.

Chelsey Donn:

They don't offer anything to make your experience better, and the wait

Chelsey Donn:

Mando, you've still got A' lot going for you.

Chelsey Donn:

The Spicy Sesame Ramen is amazing.

Chelsey Donn:

The appetizer selections on the ramen menu are delicious.

Chelsey Donn:

The value there, especially getting big sushi roll discount when enjoying Ramen, is impeccable

Chelsey Donn:

Make me smile and give.

Chelsey Donn:

On sushi alone, though you're just A', okay?

Chelsey Donn:

These days, and that's not how 'I wanna remember you.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll remain hopeful that you'll return to your former glory someday soon, and I'll check in

VOICEOVER:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

What?

Chelsey Donn:

Yep.

Chelsey Donn:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you know Mando?

Chelsey Donn:

'I found this review when 'I was looking at restaurants in Reno.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was there for A' Friend's wedding, but I've never been to this restaurant.

Trey Gerrald:

So this kept you from going?

Chelsey Donn:

We didn't honestly have time.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know what 'I was thinking.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was like, Oh, we're gonna have time to explore, and that was like not A' thing.

Chelsey Donn:

'I wouldn't have not gone based on this three star review.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that obviously there's an emotional experience happening.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm actually left with many questions here.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, first of all, 'I wanna praise you on being able to say, Because

Trey Gerrald:

'I being able to say sushi chef without even

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Know that

Trey Gerrald:

didn't even have to prep.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was like you.

Trey Gerrald:

There was no gear up.

Trey Gerrald:

You literally did it clean.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, wait, so Michael t references things being A' little

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not clear what that means.

Trey Gerrald:

Did the location move?

Trey Gerrald:

Did Michael move?

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

So the location moved.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I guess something was lost in that big move.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm curious cuz then later Michael references the, the

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm curious, Okay, what does that mean?

Trey Gerrald:

Is that like you've been there twice or you're saying like the last 10 times you've been there,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, it's hard to say 'I mean Michael goes A' lot.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think that like, you know, the last few visits, maybe the last three times

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

It's definitely more than two, right?

Trey Gerrald:

So like, all right, so 'I am getting A' clear impact, which seems like A' narrative

Trey Gerrald:

Different hirings, different setup, like maybe things are being tweaked A' little bit.

Trey Gerrald:

So for some reason 'I am believing A' truthfulness here, that Michael T is stuck

Trey Gerrald:

Where I'm feeling A' little tripped up is Michael's expectation that the sushi chefs.

Trey Gerrald:

Speak to them, make recommendations, Be hosting the party like 'I, don't 'I like anytime.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not A' big sushi person, but sushi chefs are the most busy cooking people

Chelsey Donn:

doing their

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

And because it's like people order tons of rolls and you have to make them individually.

Trey Gerrald:

It's.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

It just seems like such A', nonstop job that 'I don't know, like why they 'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess there are restaurants where you sit at the sushi bar and they're engaging, but 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

That really stood out to me as being A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little bit like, Okay, come on.

Trey Gerrald:

What are you thinking there?

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know why.

Chelsey Donn:

This review is reminding me of the like manic panic review

Trey Gerrald:

Oh yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

husband.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I do feel like it's sort of like you fall in love with this thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Obviously A' manic panic, The husband fell in love with this woman enough to marry

Chelsey Donn:

She dyed her hair like this striking platinum blonde color and you don't even recognize

Chelsey Donn:

The people that worked there treated him A' certain kind of way, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Because it was like his cheer.

Chelsey Donn:

And then they move locations and all of A' sudden there's new people from like

Chelsey Donn:

Cheers anymore for Michael.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, and 'I think it's really hard for Michael to accept that things are changing

Chelsey Donn:

See now the, the sushi chef isn't giving you the, quite the attention.

Chelsey Donn:

The waiters are checking.

Chelsey Donn:

In the bare minimum, they did A' three star because they didn't at any point, really damage

Trey Gerrald:

Well, they, they 'I do feel like there's A', lot of ying and yang going on.

Trey Gerrald:

And the point you were just making, we talk about A' lot like is the consistency of A' brand.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I recognize that does feel like 'I don't think that someone who has this much passion

Trey Gerrald:

But they 'I have A' question here because they.

Trey Gerrald:

They say that they're having A' difficulty distinguishing between the sushi roles,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Or is it just that like you've had, you've had it so much that like your palette

Chelsey Donn:

That's how 'I feel.

Chelsey Donn:

Honestly.

Chelsey Donn:

Like there's A' restaurant here.

Chelsey Donn:

'I won't call them out by name cuz 'I don't wanna like you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't want to disparage them, but there was A' restaurant here 'I used to go to all

Chelsey Donn:

Probably ate there at least once.

Chelsey Donn:

A' week and after A' while.

Chelsey Donn:

Everything started tasting the same to me.

Chelsey Donn:

Like there was like an oil or something that they must have used in all the, all like everything.

Chelsey Donn:

And then all 'I could taste when 'I was eating the items was this oil.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I couldn't eat there anymore.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I was like done.

Chelsey Donn:

It was.

Chelsey Donn:

The taste of that oil became like toxic to me, and 'I just was like repulsed by it.

Chelsey Donn:

But prior to that, 'I ate there all the time and didn't have this experience.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I do think it's possible for our minds to kind of like play tricks on us

Chelsey Donn:

Mean 'I haven't tried to go back to this restaurant to see if 'I still feel that way.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not Chick-fil-A

Chelsey Donn:

A' long time now.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz they use peanut oil.

Trey Gerrald:

That's why 'I thought

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, so that was what Michael T's point on that reminded me of 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know that everybody else that eats there is gonna feel the same way, because

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I can't imagine that it would all taste exactly the same.

Trey Gerrald:

Well that, Okay, so in this taste palette conversation, 'I was really struck by

Trey Gerrald:

'I thought that rice and sushi was just white rice.

Chelsey Donn:

Um,

Trey Gerrald:

mean neither of us are fish people.

Trey Gerrald:

So obviously neither of us really eat sushi unless I'm assuming it's A' California role.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I didn't know that you would season the rice in A' sushi role.

Trey Gerrald:

Are we just like completely the wrong A'?

Trey Gerrald:

Is are are you listeners being like, What are they talking about?

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean they start with A' sticky rice, but then like spicy tuna

Trey Gerrald:

but that's just like A' squirt of A', spicy mayo.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not like you're like seasoning

Chelsey Donn:

can be like A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Nice.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know if we know about that enough to comment.

Chelsey Donn:

So we'll move

Trey Gerrald:

'I also.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Then they also brought up the Gangam style role.

Trey Gerrald:

What do you think that tastes like

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean

Trey Gerrald:

'I, think of that video and it's so wacky and funny

Chelsey Donn:

exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, maybe like Spicy A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I feel like it's gonna have like wacky ingredients.

Trey Gerrald:

It's gonna be like fun.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Feel like there's something crispy in there.

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel like it would have like tempura or something.

Trey Gerrald:

Tempura, Tamora,

Chelsey Donn:

Gang style.

Trey Gerrald:

uhoh.

Trey Gerrald:

We're really, um, revealing our cards here.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

Well 'I know that you're not typically like the restaurateur, restaurateurs, but

Chelsey Donn:

Going about it as like the love letter, Was it too much?

Chelsey Donn:

Was it too jokey?

Chelsey Donn:

Was it A'?

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

Michael t 'I, forgot to mention, is an elite reviewer.

Chelsey Donn:

As we know A', lot of these elite reviewers have quite A' style to them.

Chelsey Donn:

What did, what did you think about.

Trey Gerrald:

the whole beginning thing about lusted towards love.

Trey Gerrald:

Then head of her heat, like it did feel A' little like, Can you get to the meat please?

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, appreciate it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think I'm ultimately feeling like Michael by the end of this review, cuz 'I do feel A' little.

Trey Gerrald:

Befuddled because obviously there's so much affinity for this restaurant, but

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I 'I don't know, like, I'm trying to think of the rating system here.

Trey Gerrald:

'I guess three stars is applicable, but 'I don't know if it would keep me from going, if

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, do think that the structure that Michael took has led me down this

Trey Gerrald:

Why?

Trey Gerrald:

What do you think of the style?

Chelsey Donn:

Well 'I think it's just an extreme version of what we always talk about in A'

Chelsey Donn:

And now I'm let down.

Chelsey Donn:

My only feeling is 'I don't know if Michael is being let down because they went so

Chelsey Donn:

You know that if their, their opinion is tainted.

Chelsey Donn:

And also it kind of makes me wonder, A' little bit why if Michael t was having such A', phenomenal.

Chelsey Donn:

Experience at Mando.

Chelsey Donn:

Why didn't they write A' five star review before?

Chelsey Donn:

Like this almost feels like this could be like an addendum to A' five star review if you

Trey Gerrald:

especially an elite.

Chelsey Donn:

That's what I'm saying, like obviously you're the type of

Chelsey Donn:

Why did you wait until this was A' three star to review?

Trey Gerrald:

Now, wait, ChelseyBD, this is, you're bringing up A', really great,

Trey Gerrald:

To what it is and was because 'I don't eat fish.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I can really relate to the feeling because in the south there's A', A' fast food

Trey Gerrald:

'I had to like fall in love with it once.

Trey Gerrald:

Chick-fil-A hated me for.

Trey Gerrald:

Existing.

Trey Gerrald:

So, but 'I yearn and crave Zacksby's.

Trey Gerrald:

And so whenever I'm in the south, 'I have to go.

Trey Gerrald:

And what I've noticed in the last few years is it never lives up to the memory and the

Trey Gerrald:

So if we were to take.

Trey Gerrald:

, all of Michael T's previous experiences away, and 'I just went in, would 'I lower my grade

Trey Gerrald:

'I didn't order A' whole bunch of things, so 'I couldn't distinguish that.

Trey Gerrald:

They didn't taste very different like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It is interesting when you break it down that way.

Trey Gerrald:

Michael comes at this really as A' connoisseur of what this restaurant once was, but 'I, 'I,

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, 'I, definitely think so.

Chelsey Donn:

But what's interesting to me is Michael is like, it's so on the nose cuz they're

Chelsey Donn:

They're like clearly A' scorn lover.

Chelsey Donn:

And they're not hiding behind that.

Chelsey Donn:

And that's sort of interesting too, because sometimes we read these

Chelsey Donn:

But this is interesting to me because Michael's like owning up, like 'I fell

Trey Gerrald:

is like C No, A' berg.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Is that about scored lovers though?

Trey Gerrald:

That's A' love letter.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't

Trey Gerrald:

What's A' famous scored lover story.

Chelsey Donn:

uh, Bridget

Trey Gerrald:

Death becomes Her

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't.

Chelsey Donn:

Um,

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, well, okay, so let's get into the roster here.

Trey Gerrald:

Truthful 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Find Michael to be truthful.

Trey Gerrald:

Obviously 'I think their scale is A', little imbued with their previous

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know I'm A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit less like convinced on the truthful scale with Michael 'I can get into

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that Mi Michael.

Chelsey Donn:

The truthfulness comes out in the fact that they definitely have A'

Chelsey Donn:

And that 'I believe that 'I believe.

Trey Gerrald:

Spelling, grammar.

Chelsey Donn:

not amazing, not A' plus 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

I'd say like an A' minus.

Chelsey Donn:

There are A' few times where we like use singular instead of plural.

Chelsey Donn:

Just like little, little flubs along the way.

Chelsey Donn:

So not A' hundred percent, but 'I 'I give it A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh wait, sorry.

Trey Gerrald:

Is it written like, Dear Yelp?

Trey Gerrald:

Like is it formatted like A' Scorned lover letter,

Chelsey Donn:

It is written in like many different, It looks like it's, it looks

Chelsey Donn:

And like if you just looked at it, yes it does, but it doesn't say like, Dear Mento, it just says,

Chelsey Donn:

So it's written, you know.

Chelsey Donn:

As if it's to their lover.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So do you think this is valuable or new information?

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Do think that there's A' lot of information packed in here in

Trey Gerrald:

A' sushi roll,

Chelsey Donn:

like A' sushi role.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

This is

Trey Gerrald:

tight enough to stick together, but when you put it in your mouth, it falls apart.

Trey Gerrald:

This is our review right now.

Chelsey Donn:

You're right.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, Michael

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, Michael

Chelsey Donn:

even even more of A' Queen than 'I originally thought.

Chelsey Donn:

But yeah, 'I do think that there's A' lot of information in terms

Chelsey Donn:

By the way, 'I quickly looked up Gangam style and we were both, right.

Chelsey Donn:

It's, it both has Tamora involved as

Trey Gerrald:

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn:

A' spicy component.

Chelsey Donn:

So,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh wait, you found this at their website?

Trey Gerrald:

Or is this A' common role?

Chelsey Donn:

no.

Chelsey Donn:

'I went on their website to

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

what's in it.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's salmon, tuna, yellow tail, avocado temp shrimp crab, habanero

Chelsey Donn:

So we both nailed it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know

Trey Gerrald:

like nine different fish.

Trey Gerrald:

Ew.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

Well Gangam style 'I guess.

Trey Gerrald:

How would you fit that in your mouth?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Just think about the wrist movement.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think it's pretty cut, pretty thin.

Chelsey Donn:

Gangam style 'I can't do the

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, 'I, but 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think there is A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Lot of information in here.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not sure how valuable it is if 'I, just because there's so much what.

Trey Gerrald:

Once was versus now.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I don't know that 'I would experience that going in on my first

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

But it maybe would keep me, cuz 'I, 'I Am hearing there's an issue with

Trey Gerrald:

So that might make me on the fence, but

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

do you think this is common or Flukey?

Chelsey Donn:

'I think it could possibly be common for people that were like fans of

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Just, this is occurring to me, but like devil's advocate here supporting Michael A' Little bit.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, anytime A' company gets bigger, like McDonald's would not be McDonald's if

Chelsey Donn:

We do talk about this A' lot where it's like the re, the restaurant's, A', lot of

Trey Gerrald:

So that is kind of A' fail.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so then humor.

Trey Gerrald:

Were we entertained here by this scorned love

Chelsey Donn:

mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think again.

Chelsey Donn:

We're definitely making A' grab for humor at very least.

Chelsey Donn:

So, 'I, 'I, 'I, appreciate it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know how distracting or helpful it is, but 'I do feel that we're making an effort.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, and 'I think it lands enough to where I'm getting the

Chelsey Donn:

And it's not like, you know, being people that spend all day looking through reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not that often that you find someone that's really taking A' creative risk.

Chelsey Donn:

And so 'I do think that there's value in that.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, 'I

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think I'm ready to crown Michael t

Trey Gerrald:

style.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER:

So to.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, so I'm sushi rolling in with three and A' half while Trey is sushi.

Chelsey Donn:

Rolling in with two and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, you go first.

Chelsey Donn:

Why two And A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

For Michael T I'm sort of surprised.

Trey Gerrald:

'I once again.

Trey Gerrald:

Here we are.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Want to read more from Michael t cuz I'm intrigued by them as A' reviewer, but what

Trey Gerrald:

After reading this three star review, 'I really feel unsure.

Trey Gerrald:

'I 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know if past Michael is being truthful.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know if future present Michael is being A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Karen 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

And if I'm going to Yelp to find out about this restaurant, then I'm not.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm going in blind, other than what you have told me, and you've just confused me

Trey Gerrald:

And here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

Not using the word lightly, all of this.

Trey Gerrald:

Migos at the top.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I just said two and A' half because.

Trey Gerrald:

'I get that there might be A' consistency issue for me going as my very first time as A' customer

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I said two and A', half 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I wouldn't kick it off my list when the next time 'I, I'm in Reno.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not gonna go 'I, don't eat sushi.

Trey Gerrald:

But you know, 'I would maybe, based on what Michael shared, so two

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know what the impact is in that lasting for me.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, why did you say three and A'?

Trey Gerrald:

Half A' whole crown.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know 'I went, 'I went higher than you this time.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean the passion, the conviction, the commitment that that had value for me.

Chelsey Donn:

Also, it was A' three star, not A' one star.

Chelsey Donn:

So we're only given A' little ding to our scorn lover.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean we could really have gone in hard and done something like A'

Chelsey Donn:

Thrown off the average.

Chelsey Donn:

So we're not really throwing off the rating that much with our three star review.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think we this very easily could have been A' four star review, but 'I do agree with you in

Chelsey Donn:

The other, it's, if anything, maybe A' little bit frustrating because 'I feel like 'I miss

Chelsey Donn:

Like, 'I miss the boat, and that sort of sucks.

Chelsey Donn:

So, 'I went with three and A', half 'I do appreciate the stylistic

Chelsey Donn:

So that's it.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I couldn't go, couldn't go more than that.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, hear you.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Good job, Michael T I'm very intrigued to read more.

Chelsey Donn:

we could definitely bring in another Michael t review.

Chelsey Donn:

All, you know, all these elite reviewers swarming with reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

Fun ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald:

That was fun.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

you didn't get to go

Chelsey Donn:

'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, not that 'I would eat the sushi anyway.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was just trying to be like amicable to the other people that were gonna be traveling with me.

Chelsey Donn:

But all good.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, so did we do it?

Chelsey Donn:

Did we reach the most regal portion of the show?

Trey Gerrald:

that's right.

Chelsey Donn:

On this Thanksgiving Eve Trey, who are you inducting for?

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My Royal line.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so in honor of Thanksgiving, 'I have

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I was actually very inspired ChelseyBD by your Halloween induction.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I first was gonna induct Libby's canned pumpkin and 'I thought No.

Trey Gerrald:

'I wanna induct an organization that is making real change and difference in the world that

Trey Gerrald:

Hopefully inspire our listeners to join us as well.

Trey Gerrald:

So Meals on Wheels, if you have Not Heard, is A' program that delivers meals

Trey Gerrald:

There it's, there's like A' cultural colloquialism that has attached

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' name that's often given to these home delivered meal programs.

Trey Gerrald:

They're not all actually the company Meals on Wheels, but what's amazing specifically about

Trey Gerrald:

So actually on Thanksgiving Day, you can.

Trey Gerrald:

Pack up your car, pack up your bike, and go door to door and help deliver.

Trey Gerrald:

And their main demographic is elderly people and Meals on Wheels has become so ginormous.

Trey Gerrald:

The organization that there is A' Sector in the United Kingdom in Australia, Canada, Ireland.

Trey Gerrald:

And obviously here in the United States.

Trey Gerrald:

So if you want to contribute and help some of these seniors, some of these people

Trey Gerrald:

'I have made A' donation and the name of our show, you can go to Meals on Wheels America.

Trey Gerrald:

Dot org.

Trey Gerrald:

If you're in A' different country, you can Google Meals on Wheels cuz they exist everywhere.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' really worthy cause.

Trey Gerrald:

This gives you the opportunity to help provide A' meal for people who are in need and what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

Hello?

Trey Gerrald:

What is more beautiful?

Trey Gerrald:

And like lovely than being able, it's even in the musical Fend on the roof, it's A'

Trey Gerrald:

He has to.

Trey Gerrald:

Fight to figure out what it is that is meaningful to him in his life.

Trey Gerrald:

And they come for the Sabbath.

Trey Gerrald:

They don't have A' lot of money though Mule is tired, he has to carry the wagon.

Trey Gerrald:

And yet he says it is A' blessing to give, which we should all live that way.

Trey Gerrald:

And this is your opportunity in honor of Thanksgiving.

Trey Gerrald:

Go to Meals on Wheels america.org.

Trey Gerrald:

Match our donation please, and let's.

Trey Gerrald:

Everyone celebrate the holiday tomorrow.

Trey Gerrald:

So that is my induction today for My Royal, Highness

Chelsey Donn:

What A' Great induction Trey and what A' way to bring musical

Trey Gerrald:

'I did not plan it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know how 'I got there and 'I, as 'I was talking.

Trey Gerrald:

'I realized 'I was really going very verbose into Tevye.

Trey Gerrald:

But you know what?

Chelsey Donn:

Yada.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, great.

Trey Gerrald:

that's right.

Trey Gerrald:

Go

Chelsey Donn:

Well that was

Trey Gerrald:

that random verse

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, well we did A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

That is another round on the A'.

Trey Gerrald:

You A' pumpkin pie.

Trey Gerrald:

Ferris Wheel of Sushi, Gingham style A' Yda A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Fierce Wheel of Love, laughter, happiness.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

We hope you have A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Very happy Thanksgiving tomorrow.

Chelsey Donn:

And if you like what you heard, maybe around the Thanksgiving table, share our show with Friend

Trey Gerrald:

And if you didn't like what you heard, then maybe around the Thanksgiving

Trey Gerrald:

Total deja vu again.

Trey Gerrald:

'I Feel like we did this last year where 'I said, Recommend us to that

Trey Gerrald:

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Why not?

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

Sure.

Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

Oh my goodness.

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Trey Gerrald:

Me too.

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Chelsey Donn:

There's clearly A'.

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Lot of subtext in that many dots.

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Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was gonna say, When are we doing the rest of the jelly beans?

Chelsey Donn:

Did you eat that?

Chelsey Donn:

All those.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have been eating the Duncan Jelly Bands.

Trey Gerrald:

But these flavors, it's the two we didn't like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I literally cannot eat them.

Trey Gerrald:

'I ate all of the

Chelsey Donn:

The Hazel, Which ones we don't like?

Chelsey Donn:

We don't like hazelnut.

Trey Gerrald:

the toasted coconut.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh God, it was bad.

Trey Gerrald:

And the hazelnut, Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

But the caramel latte was so good, but 'I accidentally dropped him

Trey Gerrald:

And he's been okay.

Trey Gerrald:

But it reminded me of the, um, the review.

Trey Gerrald:

Remember, the review was about the dog eating it

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, that's right.

Trey Gerrald:

show.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I guess the dogs are really big fans.

Trey Gerrald:

Munch, Munch, Crunch, Crunch.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Good.

Chelsey Donn:

Cool.

Trey Gerrald:

A', gobble everyone.

Trey Gerrald:

Bye.

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Bye.

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