Episode 76: Jacoby & Meyers 1 vs. 5 Stars

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Everybody's got opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's.

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So hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's.

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Gotta settle the score..

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Which ones 'I Hate?

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A' Baby,.

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It's time to Review.

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That.

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Review!.

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Yeah.

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Hello,

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Well, hello there and hello listeners.

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Welcome once again to Review.

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Hey ChelseyBD, how are you

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Hey Trey.

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I'm good.

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I'm happy to be here with you.

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I'm getting over A', little bit of A' cat allergy flare up.

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You know how that happens to me sometimes.

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Other than that, doing great.

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How are you doing?

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I'm good.

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Whose cat were you around?

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Let's put 'em on blast.

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Should we put them on blast?

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My dear friends, Morgan and Jimmy were hosting A' Poker Night, which turned out

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But anyway, 'I adore them both.

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'I love them.

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They have two cats and 'I always try to like soldier it out, take the allergy medicine.

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I'm like, It's gonna be okay this time.

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She's like very diligent about cleaning.

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Morgan and Jimmy are both, it's not for lack of trying, but 'I just have

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So in the moment, 'I kind of, not that 'I feel.

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Okay, I'm like, A', little itchy A', little scratchy.

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And then 'I go home and A' couple hours later I'm like, A' disaster.

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Like can't breathe outta the nose at all.

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You know, the whole thing.

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But

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if they weren't your friends, 'I would suggest suing them.

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could never 'I love them and 'I love their cats.

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It's just, you know, my body doesn't.

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Mm-hmm.

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how was your week?

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Good.

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I've had A' good week, you know, in real time.

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David and 'I are gearing up.

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We're gonna go to Atlantic City this weekend, so 'I cannot wait to share how that goes next

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my God.

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Yay.

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I'm like so excited about it.

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It's like 'I was sharing with my therapist.

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'I feel like, like we don't take A' lot of, um, vacations necessarily.

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Like we did go to Mial with our friends Mark and James A' couple of like A' month or two ago.

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But other than that, most like trips that 'I do are family obligations or holiday obligations.

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So I'm very excited for this weekend.

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Well, I'm very excited for you to have A' vacation for vacation's sake 'I.

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Think that that's super necessary.

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Where are you guys staying?

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The Bogota

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of course 'I made my spa appointment.

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good.

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Just do it up 'I.

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Love that for you.

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All right, well vacation sounds fun.

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And you know what else is fun?

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Complaining about.

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Do you have A'?

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Complaint?

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You'd like to Lodge?

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'I, Do 'I.

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Think 'I.

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Think I'm ready too.

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

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'I really need to Lodge A'.

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Complaint against LinkedIn.

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Emails,

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Okay.

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'I.

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Constantly get emails from LinkedIn.

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'I.

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Don't even use LinkedIn.

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'I.

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Think 'I Made A' profile in 2009.

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'I haven't logged in since 'I Don't know my login information, but 'I constantly, constantly.

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Sometimes it's multiple emails in A' single day.

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What Are they emailing you?

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What are they

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Congratulate this random person from the past history

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Oh, yes,

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LinkedIn and you have A' message on LinkedIn.

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So and so congratulate so and so and so wrote an article.

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I'm like, And it's all these people that 'I don't have any contact with in real life.

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Totally 'I thought that you meant that you were, Cuz every once in

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But like it's more the like notification emails all the time that are like,

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Like tell them Goodger on their work anniversary.

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what it is.

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It's never, it's never direct communication.

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It's like the, the bots of the software programming that are like, Remember we exist?

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I'm like, Yeah, but 'I, it's like, 'I, don't e 'I.

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'I can't even tell you when 'I last logged onto LinkedIn.

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not really required in our line of work.

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Maybe the people that have the real business jobs and they have like the personal

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But they're really annoying.

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'I can't stand them

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No, 'I.

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It's so annoying.

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I'm gonna have to

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It's A' part-time job.

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Just deleting those.

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Well, that's the thing is I'm gonna have.

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Go and forget my password and log back in just so that 'I can like unsubscribe to all the emails.

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'I know and they don't and they really don't make it clear.

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'I, don't think with how to change it.

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'I don't know.

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Good Complaint, now that we've had this conversation, 'I, feel like 'I need to try

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Like people that 'I went to high school with slash whatever, but like 'I don't need to

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it's so weird.

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So that's my Complaint.

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Very

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ChelseyBD, what about you?

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Do you have anything you need to Lodge A Complaint about this week?

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Yeah.

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'I need to Lodge A' Complaint.

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On behalf of Patreon member, jc JC has reached out to me and she wanted to Lodge A Complaint

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Oh no.

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'I thought 'I had discovered the item that it was, We took it out, but it had

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Or there's like something rogue in there that, that she can't find and 'I wasn't

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identify and can't fix.

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How annoying.

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So gross.

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What about baking soda?

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She said she did have one in there.

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Is that part of the point of baking soda that like it's supposed to tra like it

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absorbs the smell, but you have to replace them.

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Okay.

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I'll tell her that.

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Yeah.

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Maybe she needs to replace the baking soda.

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'I always wondered what the baking soda purpose

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Wait, maybe it's the baking soda.

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Oh, cuz the baking soda absorbed the smell.

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So now the, the smell's in the baking soda.

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JC are you listening?

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If you're listening, change your baking soda.

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Arm and Hammer specifically has tearaway sides on.

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They're like specifically refrigerator baking soda packs where you can rip the sides off and it

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'I think you're supposed to replace it every three to six months.

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Oh, well she's definitely, 'I sure has not done that.

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So 'I will tell her that because Yeah.

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'I hate it.

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Like I'm very sensitive to smells and if there is A' bad smell and 'I can't get rid of it,

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So, JC thank you for being A' Patreon member.

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And consider your Complaint added to the ledger.

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Yeah, no, 'I agree.

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Like as someone who loves candles, 'I hate foel odors.

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Like obviously no one likes that, but um, I'm

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Your house always smells great, by the way.

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Trace House smells lovely.

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But 'I do love the power of aroma, so.

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'I 'I.

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Think 'I am equally affronted when you open the fridge or there's like you open the

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You know what 'I would love recommendations from, from our listeners

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So like 'I can't do the like blade plugin.

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It's just super artificial and it makes my allergies terrible.

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It's too strong and it's too gross.

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And 'I know that there's like these ones that you can get that are like hotel

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Does anyone know of like A' good option for having your, your space spell nice consistently?

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That is not crazy expensive.

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If you do, I'll be happily buying one for me and JC

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That's A'.

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Good question.

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'I.

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Really this is separate, but 'I really like the glad trash bags that have A', Fre, sc.

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Yes.

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'I feel like it neutralizes as the garbage is sitting there for A' week.

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You know, 'I really am A' fan of those

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Well, should we snip out some opinions?

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Trey?

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'I.

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Think we should 'I think.

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I'm ready to really delve into A' subject matter by weighing both sides of the

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Yes.

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Let's.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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listeners, today is yet again another versus episode.

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It's almost like these happen every four episodes.

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And today ChelseyBD and 'I are going to cover both A' one star and A'

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This week's topic is famous law firms with television commercials.

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This week we're specifically discussing Jacobi and my.

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That's right.

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Injury attorneys for this verse episode.

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Trey selected the one star and 'I selected the five star.

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So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that quota.

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I've lost like every single time 'I guess, but let's go.

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Tales.

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true?

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Yeah.

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'I mean.

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'I was winning in the beginning.

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And then 'I.

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'I, like 'I got off my winning streak.

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I'll go with tales this time.

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Tails?

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Okay, here we

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Flipped that quarter.

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It's heads

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Yeah, it's okay.

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All right.

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It's A'.

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It's all right.

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So that means that Trey is gonna go first.

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We are gonna hear the one star opinion before we delve into the Five Star.

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As Trey mentioned, we are covering Jacobi and Meyers at the time of this recording.

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Jacobi Meyers has 988 reviews on Google with an average of 4.6 according to the Internets Jacobi.

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And Myers is an American law firm established as A' partnership by Leonard Jacobi and Steven Myers

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50 offices in Arizona, California, Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania.

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It now has more than 300 attorneys practicing law in all 50 states.

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With A' strategy that focused on serving middle class individuals.

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Jacobi Meyers offered free consultations and flat fees for standard cases.

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They hold the distinction of being the first US law firm to advertise on television.

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Isn't that interesting?

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So with all that background information in mind, let's jump in and hear this one star review.

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Woo.

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Review.

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That.

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Review.

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All right, so as ChelseyBD shared 'I, have the one star review today.

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And this is A' review from yelp.com.

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And this review was written by Karen w.

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Ooh, it's A' Karen,

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Oh my God.

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It's A', Karen.

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It's A', Karen, and it's A' one star.

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Now, before 'I read the review, uh, we'll take A' quick break from our sponsors,

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If you get hurt on the job, you're entitled to worker's comp.

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But if you don't file in time, you're entitled to deadly Squat A'.

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Good reason to call us today.

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Jacobi Meyers one eight seventy seven JM Lawyer

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Oh, that's great.

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I'm so glad they hopped on to sponsor this episode.

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Jacobian

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Um, asterisk, asterisk, Jacobi Meyers is not sponsoring, and please don't sue us.

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Yes, exactly.

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All right, so here we go.

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As promise, The one star review from Yelp for Jacobi and Meyers written by Karen w

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Okay.

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didn't deal with these people to get tones of all in the

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Os by after therapy they offer B money.

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Why?

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Because they have so many people working there.

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They must pay them.

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Sunday be Take all of your money, crooks.

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Now I'm calling.

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It's almost A' year and no answer.

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Don't bother.

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You will not get A' response.

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They're crooks.

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Probably 'I.

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I'm gonna say this is about 17 exclamation marks.

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Another lawyer warned me about then he was right.

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They take your money,

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Mm-hmm.

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but wait.

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There's an update

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Okay, 'I.

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you date.

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As of today have not received nothing.

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No call, no nothing.

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They lie.

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They send you Bs.

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Crap in the mail.

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Nobody won A' pin or T-shirt or A' card.

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Pay us our money.

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My boyfriend called, didn't accept the offer too low, like really, But now waited another year.

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Then 'I referred my brother.

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He's saying the same thing.

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'I, remember you called me trying to contact him regarding payment and

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Do not trust these people.

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They are crooks, not real.

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They will take all your money, lie, lie, lie.

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'I told my dude to go with someone else,

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Mm-hmm.

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but wait, there's another update.

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Oh my God.

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Stop.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Update still don't have my money.

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This lady who's supposed to call me but called the driver, never called me.

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Brian told me someone will call.

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It's four weeks now.

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Nobody called told me.

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I'm getting 8,000.

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The shit not 8,000.

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Do not use them because they lie, lie, lie, lie.

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Not only that, they're rude, rude, too much.

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Never use them.

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Don't ever use them.

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They lie.

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And whoever the stupid lady telling all her business, losing baby, all that, keep that wtf.

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Get to work and stop talking.

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So f much.

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texting, calling G Bitch.

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You're not calling me

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Mm-hmm.

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What the F just happened, Like what the F just happened, Karen,

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Now, 'I 'I did go through Karen's profile because Karen has

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they all of this caliber?

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they are normal, proper reviews.

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What?

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What is this?

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What

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:33

didn't know you could do three, two updates.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:35

Well, yeah, you can do A', like multiple updates, but like, Okay, so

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So the first review was written 11 months ago.

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Okay.

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The first update, or as Karen writes you date was three months ago.

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Okay.

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And the last update was updated six days ago.

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Okay, so we're talking like all in, Karen's been in this process for

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Wow.

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Okay.

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There, there's just like so much here, 'I, like 'I don't know what half of the words mean.

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So that's making it hard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:14

Like what's cones and what's Bo BCUs, Um, and how are they crooks and how

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:23

You're telling me that they're liars, that they're crooks, but you're not really giving me specifics.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:27

And if you are, they're not in English.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:28

So 'I don't know what you're trying to say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:31

Also, why did you, why did she refer her brother if she was having such A' bad experience?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:37

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:38

Really good question.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:40

what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:41

And she talked about the brother in the second or third review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:43

So,

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:44

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:45

Okay, so the tones 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:47

Think is A' misspelling me, 'I, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:50

Think that first.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:51

If 'I try to go through like correcting if 'I was auto correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:55

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:55

Think the first one is 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:57

Think they're trying to say don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:58

Don't deal with these

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:59

You get tons of calls.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:02

'I think in the beginning, but then no calls after months pass by.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:08

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:08

But then they say after A' therapy, they offer B U K K S G, 'I Y money

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:17

B U K K

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:20

S G 'I Y

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:21

'I have no idea.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:22

'I, just know that like

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:23

bucks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:24

From the other reviews that 'I read, like the 'I was obviously reading positive

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:35

And they're really good about offering people medical care.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:38

And one of those medical cares does include therapy sometimes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:42

So like sometimes when you're getting the medical work from them and their doctors

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:57

So I'm assuming they must have like called her and set her up with A' therapist 'I would think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:02

Or she did some therapy maybe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

Guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:06

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:06

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:07

Gue 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:07

Think the thesis here is that they aren't getting called back and they haven't gotten their money.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:12

So therefore Karen is calling them liars.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:15

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:15

Like why are, why was this woman, A' bitch and what was with the losing of the baby?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

And who was A' Bitch also who lost A' baby.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:24

And also who's Brian?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:26

Brian 'I was just confused as to what's going on here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:29

I'm trying to like figure out the takeaway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:32

The take.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:32

The overall takeaway is that we use this company 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:35

Don't know what kind of money you put up front, if at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:37

So like I'm A' little bit confused about that cuz obviously Karen's not explaining that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:40

But like we feel like we've wasted our time at very least and we're not getting this

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:49

It hasn't come through yet, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:52

Right, and they're saying that they keep getting like generic

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:59

Like they keep getting swag but they're not getting like their check 'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:04

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:05

It's just like A' lot of claims over and over again without any evidence to back it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:10

Like you don't get to just say, lie, lie, lie, rude, rude, rude bitch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:15

But why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:16

Like, why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:17

Why are they bitches?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:19

Like, what is rude?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:20

What, what is really going on here?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:22

Obviously you must have felt good enough about it at one point to recommend it to your brother.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:28

So clearly it wasn't all bad all the time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:32

So if something actually did go south 'I, wish that Karen would've like been A' little bit more

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:46

And if she did, it was so misspelled and discombobulated that all over the place that

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:57

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:57

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:57

Do think that this is probably the worst example we've encountered on the show where like negative

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:08

Like it's A' coloring book crown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:10

There's no crown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:11

there's no

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:12

when it comes to spelling

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:13

There's just, Yeah, this is A' negative crown verse balling and grammar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:17

and 'I looked up, Karen's other reviews and they make sentences.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:21

So

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:22

just so weird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:23

What do you think the reason behind that is?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:25

maybe they're so blinded with rage or something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:28

But how do you do it three times like over A' year?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:32

String sentences together.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:34

That make sense?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:35

And this person speaks English, so it's not like there, It's not like

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:38

Not A' language barrier.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

Right, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:42

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:42

The other thing that's like weird about that almost and shady, possibly shady about that

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:55

Lie, lie, lie, fake, fake, fake.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:58

You know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:59

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:59

Don't know that there's any unique or valuable information in here other than

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:08

Yeah, but that's even confusing cuz it's like on the one hand they're not

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:12

On the other hand, they're talking about this bitch that's like on the phone all day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

So like what does that

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:16

someone losing their baby.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:17

And who's

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:18

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:19

Who's I'm so confused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

'I still wanna know what the cones are from the beginning,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:26

It's just hard for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:28

'I do feel that like it's hard to make A' point if you are incoherent,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:36

So like you could access tools to make your point clearer and you've, and this,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:45

One, the first one with two replies.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:47

So therefore you've had ample time over 11 months to make your point clearer

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:57

And it just gets even more confusing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:59

The final one from six days ago, they're talking about the lady losing A' baby and 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:03

Don't know what that means.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:04

Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense to make such egregious mistakes

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:11

In fact, over complicate, like make it more complicated,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:15

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:16

you added more information.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:18

It's like I'm out getting less information.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:20

The more you speak, the less 'I know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:22

So like, do you think that we can deduce if this is A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:29

Not really 'I don't really know that there's like much to deduce here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:32

Other than that Karen 'I don't know what happened to Karen 'I mean the, the most confusing thing

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

You know, other than if you didn't tell me that, 'I probably would've

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:49

Karen should find A' something else to do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:52

But because Karen has written other reviews that are coherent, 'I really don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:58

Now, do you find any of this entertaining?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:00

'I mean 'I laughed but not like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:02

Think it was more of A' laugh at not with, if I'm being honest,

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:07

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:08

So do you think

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:09

should we

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:10

Karen

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:11

'I think 'I can crown Karen?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:13

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:13

Karen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:14

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:14

'I really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:14

'I always.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:15

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:15

Gotta say before we go into the crowning, that 'I always stand up for the Karens and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:19

Want the Karens to do really well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:20

'I want A' Karen to be like the best creme dealer crime.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:24

And unfortunately this Karen 'I don't think delivered.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:26

But let's go into the crowning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:28

Yeah, very confusing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:29

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:33

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:24:41

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:24:47

'I chose A' School.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:48

Wow, the Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

Zero counts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:51

Zero counts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:52

Here's the thing, 'I feel like if 'I were A' teacher, 'I would have to

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:58

'I would say, Karen, take this home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:01

This is an F I'm gonna give you another chance and you can do it again.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:05

Unfortunately, Karen had three chances and just could not get there in any of the chances.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:10

So 'I, just think, 'I gotta fail.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:12

Karen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:12

So I'm so sorry Karen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:14

Uh, 'I had high hopes for you, but 'I don't understand your review and it's not giving me the

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:22

So for that reason, zero crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

Better luck next time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:26

Why zero Crowns for you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:27

Trey?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:27

'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:28

'I mean 'I consider doing A' half crown just because they've

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:33

But, but, but there's no point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:37

Like it just is three incoherent, rambling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:39

So 'I had to say zero crowns because what is happening?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:44

Who's Brian

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:46

Who's Brian?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:47

Who's the baby?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:48

We threw the baby out with the bath water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:50

We threw like the whole

VOICEOVER: 00:25:53

There's A' reply.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:55

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:56

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:56

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:57

Can't wait to see what A' reply to this mess is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:00

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:01

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:01

Yay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:02

All right, so we have A' reply here from A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:04

Dear O, who is assigned the business owner designation here,

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:10

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:11

write.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:12

Hi Karen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:13

We sent you A' private message to find ways to contact you so that

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:19

But we have not heard back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:21

We have also not been able to locate your file based on the information provided in your review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:27

At this time, we are not sure if you are A' client at our firm, but if you are, please respond

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:36

Thank you,

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

'I think that's an interesting reply from Erin Dara because when you read

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:54

So that's interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:56

It is interesting to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:57

For whatever reason, 'I think the incoherent of the three reviews matched with, we

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:08

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:09

for whatever reason, like 'I mean we couldn't even get

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:12

So that doesn't mean they're not A' client,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:15

if it was like Karen w like you think you could look up Karen w you could look

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:23

Like

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:24

Look up Brian

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:25

look up who's Brian.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:28

Try and figure out who had the baby

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:30

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:31

Think that reply only helps me realize like what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:34

Like even Jacobi Meyers is confused here and they are lawyers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:38

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:40

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:40

No 'I, mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:41

Think that that was A' good reply.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

Professional to the point leaves me feeling like, oh, right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:48

There are structures in which A' word strung together can make sense.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:52

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:53

We, in case we had forgotten.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:55

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:56

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:57

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:58

Well, 'I think that my opinion stands, um, of Karen Zero Stars.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:02

I'm proud of Jacobi Meyers for responding to this incoherent ramble was something that

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:14

Yeah, me too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:16

With all of that in our past, let's move to our future and take A' quick break

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:24

what, Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:26

Brb.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:29

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:30

We'll be right back.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:44

The Mighty Philistine army stood on the hill above the men of King Saul as the

VOICEOVER: 00:28:52

Young David reached into his bag and slung one of his stones at Goliath's head, and

VOICEOVER: 00:29:02

Who will stand up for you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:06

Jacobi

VOICEOVER: 00:29:07

Meyers

VOICEOVER: 00:29:08

' Trey Gerrald: I.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:09

Know.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:09

injury lawsuits since 1972.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:14

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:14

my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:15

Jacobi Meyers, If you wanna sponsor us, please, we'd love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:19

We already have the ads.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:33

Waite.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:33

Waite.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:33

Wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:34

It's game time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:36

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:37

It is game time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:38

And today, 'I have created A' Custom game for you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:42

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:43

Today we are gonna play law or it doesn't exactly rhyme, but it works.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:54

So

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:55

law or is it below your

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:59

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:00

So this game is A', little bit different.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:02

Trey 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:03

It's two truths and A' lie style.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:05

So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna read you A' State, and I'm gonna tell you three laws,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:13

And you're gonna try and guess which law is not,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:16

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:17

A' real law for this state.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:18

Okay?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:19

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:20

are you

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:21

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:21

Think so.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:22

All right, we're gonna start with Maine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:25

In Maine, it is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts in Maine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:31

It is illegal to play the guitar while walking down the street In Maine, it is illegal to

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:42

Boo

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:43

All right, Trey, which is the lie?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:50

Parking in front of Dunkin Donut.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:54

No, that's A' real law.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:57

Boo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:57

you believe it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:58

What in the world?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:59

The lie was that it was illegal to play A' guitar walking down the

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:08

What?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:10

'I know 'I don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:11

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:11

Don't exactly know why 'I was enacted, because the coffee and donut chain is A' hot spot and the

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:19

Oh my gosh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:20

no parking in front of the donuts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:22

All right, moving on to Hawaii.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:24

Boo

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:25

In Hawaii, it is illegal to have billboard signs In Hawaii, it is illegal to pet

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:38

In Hawaii, it is illegal to place coins in your ear.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:44

Which one is A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:45

Lie

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:50

Billboards.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:52

no billboards are illegal in Hawaii.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:55

It is also illegal to place coins in your ear in Hawaii, but it is not illegal to pet A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:00

Pon Tree without A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:02

Eli 'I Know Is 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:05

Get ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:05

These are some crazy laws.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:08

Oh my

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:08

move on to Alabama.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:10

'I Know

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:10

In Alabama, it is illegal to walk down the street with

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:18

what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:19

In Alabama, it is illegal to jump rope On Sundays in Alabama,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:29

Which of these is A' lie?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:34

Jumping rope on A' Sunday.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:37

That is the lie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

Try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:41

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:41

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:41

You're getting better.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:42

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:43

In Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders in Arizona.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:51

It is illegal to kick A' cactus in Arizona.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:56

It is illegal for A' donkey to sleep in A' bathtub.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:05

Donkey in A' bathtub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:06

That's A' real law.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:08

What?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:09

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:10

. Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:11

. Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:12

. In the 1920s, A' local dam broke flooding A' rancher's home, and the rancher's donkey became

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:24

So now you can't store A' donkey that way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

Should we move on to Arkansas?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:30

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:32

In Arkansas, it is illegal to yell at your children in A' Drive-through restaurant In

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:43

In Arkansas, it is illegal to honk your horn near A' sandwich shop after nine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:54

Honk your heart A' sandwich Shop after 9:00 PM

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:57

That's A' real law.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:59

The lie was that it's illegal to name your

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:00

lime livestock 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:02

Think it's cuz of noise ordinances.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:05

But 'I don't know why it's specific to sandwich shops, but hey,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:08

What?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:08

um, let's go to California.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:11

bad at this

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:12

it's okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:13

They're really crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

Laws 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:16

How could you possibly be expected?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:17

These are purposely insane in California.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:21

It is illegal to whistle for A' lost canary before 7:00 AM In California,

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:30

If you don't own at least two cows In California, it is illegal to wear

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:43

boots.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:44

That's true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:46

So there's A', lot of like these

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:48

ArcHa.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:49

Laws that are still in place that obviously people don't follow, but this is in Blythe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:53

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:54

I've gotten five.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:55

Wrong

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:56

You're great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:56

You're doing okay?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:58

We still have, we have, We have some left.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:01

Let's go to Connecticut.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:02

In Connecticut, beauticians and stylists may not hum sing or whistle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:09

While working in Connecticut, it is illegal to eat A' lollipop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:14

While driving in Connecticut, it is illegal to sell A' pickle that doesn't bounce

VOICEOVER: 00:35:20

A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:25

Bouncing pickles.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:26

dozen pickles is true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:29

In 19 48, 2 men were arrested for selling pickles that were unfit for human consumption

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:40

What?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:40

The

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:42

In Louisiana, it is illegal to send A' surprise pizza in Louisiana.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:48

It is illegal to lie in Louisiana.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:52

It is illegal to throw Mardi Gras beads at A' child.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:00

illegal to lie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:02

It is illegal to lie in the state of Louisiana.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:06

It's also illegal to make A' promise and not keep it, but only if you knew you

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:12

The lie was the child Mardi gra beads.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:14

They're fine with that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:15

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:19

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:20

In Minnesota, it is illegal to have dirty tires In Minnesota, it is illegal to chase

VOICEOVER: 00:36:38

'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:43

um, chase an oil or grease pig.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:48

Is that your answer?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:50

That's wrong,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:50

Uh,

VOICEOVER: 00:36:53

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:55

Um, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:56

It is illegal to chase an oil or grease pig and have dirty tires in Minnesota,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:04

All right, in Nebraska, Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:07

Trey, let's do this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:08

In

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:08

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:08

I've lived in Nebraska

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:10

lived there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:11

Okay?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:12

You cannot get married if you have A' venereal disease In Nebraska, it is illegal to sell beer at

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:26

In Nebraska, it is illegal to defecate in A' church bathroom.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:35

defecating,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:37

That's the lie you found it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:39

Oh my

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:40

'I thought by using the word defecate that maybe 'I would get you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:43

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:43

Good job, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:44

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:45

In Tennessee, it is illegal to use A' lasso to catch A' fish.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:52

In Tennessee, it is illegal to take leftovers home from A' restaurant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:59

In Tennessee, it's illegal to share your Netflix password.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:09

Take home from A' restaurant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:11

That's the lie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:12

Good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

But it is illegal to take home pie from A' restaurant that has like A' piece taken from it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:20

You can't take A' half eaten pie home from A' restaurant in Tennessee.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:24

Don't know what that's about, but it's A' thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:26

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:27

Okay, we have two more left.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

In Vermont, it is illegal to paint A' horse even in times of war in Vermont.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:37

It is illegal to get married on A' Tuesday in Vermont.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:42

It is illegal for women to wear fake teeth without their husband's approval.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:54

Getting married on A' Tuesday.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:55

That's right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:57

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:57

does say that it's illegal to paint A' horse even in times four,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:04

Um, all right, Trey last one is Wisconsin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:07

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:08

In Wisconsin, it is illegal to intentionally damage A' cheese hat In Wisconsin,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:21

In Wisconsin, it is illegal to use butter substitutes without permiss.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:32

substitutes

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:34

No, that's real.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:35

'I made up the cheese hat.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:37

permission from who?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:39

like you can't just give someone margarine without saying, I'm giving you

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:44

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:46

Like A', public establishment is not allowed to serve margarine as

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:55

It's for some sort of fear of an allergic reaction.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:57

'I guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:58

Well, 'I got nine wrong and 'I got four.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:01

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:02

which really just goes to show these laws are crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:05

Trey just saying

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:08

Good job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:08

You did A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:09

Really great job in stumping me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:11

thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:11

'I did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:12

'I did make up quite A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:13

Few crazy laws, but not as crazy as the real ones.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:17

A' Law in this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:17

Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:18

Do that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:19

I'm gonna sue you because you've publicly humiliated me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:22

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:23

Try 'I would've gotten just as many wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:25

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:26

Well that was fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:27

Let's go back to Jacobi and Meyer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:29

Should we.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:30

do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:33

Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:37

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:38

We are back from that rousing embarrassing game break.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:43

And now it is time to hear an entirely different side of the story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:46

But before we do, we gotta take A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:49

Quick break for commercial.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:50

If you forget your mom's birthday, that's your fault.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:54

But if you fall because of A', broken sidewalk, damaged staircase, or poor lighting,

VOICEOVER: 00:41:01

Jacobi Meyers one eight seven seven JM Lawyer A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:06

Don't forget your mom's birthday.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:08

That'll be your fault.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:11

All right, so this is our five star review from Google for Jacobi Myers,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:20

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:21

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:22

'I, experienced A' slip and fall due to thawing poultry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:27

In A' Market on Thanksgiving Eve 2019, taken to the hospital and examined for hours once released.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:36

'I was barely ambulatory.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:39

Trying to find anyone who might help me get back to where my car was left on Thanksgiving Eve.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:46

'I was A' mess.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:47

My left knee looked like A' Melon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:50

All 'I was able to do was lie down and watch tv, but the pain and

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:59

'I was Angsting Do 'I return to the ER Energy Center.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:05

How will 'I ready myself to visit my PCP on Monday?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:09

It seemed like an insurmountable task since all 'I could do was lay around and watch tv.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:17

'I had seen more than one of the Jacobian Meyers commercials and 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:25

So 'I gave them A' call on Saturday, assuming they wouldn't be open, but they

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:32

'I heard back from them within the hour, gave them the basic rundown of what 'I had experienced,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:39

Just having someone to talk to at that point in in time meant the world to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:45

Shortly thereafter, 'I was contacted again and coupled with an attorney who would help me make

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:54

Her name was Gian.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:57

Thanks to her efforts, it's been A' year and A' half.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:00

But 'I can thankfully say my knee has healed completely and my back

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:08

'I underwent several therapy regimes and A', couple invasive procedures, and thankfully today,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:20

Prior to my accident.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:22

'I recommend Jacobi and Meyers to everyone and expressly Jan Gian.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:28

For all the TLC 'I received

VOICEOVER: 00:43:32

Mm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:33

Wait, so did they like have A' lawsuit or did they just

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:40

'I think that there was A' lawsuit.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:42

'I agree with you that what, when 'I was reading it back, that wasn't explicitly clear.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:46

Some of the other reviews that 'I read did like actually say dollar amounts

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:52

It does seem like for me, the positive reviews that Jacobian Meyers, to their

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:01

First and foremost, let's get you like into the doctors that you need to see and

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:08

And then, you know, once they have maybe even that documentation of like, Ashlyn

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:20

And that's why it takes A' little bit longer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:22

Cuz A' bunch of the five star reviews that 'I read were like, 'I got like my, the Max

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:32

Or like, it does seem like people do make, get their money, but it does take A' while

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:40

Wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:40

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:41

'I have A' question right off the top.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:43

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:44

Ashlyn got injured thawing poultry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:46

no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:46

So Ashlyn was at the grocery store on Thanksgiving, Eve and 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:50

Guess there was some thawing poultry that had created A' puddle at the grocery store

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:56

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:57

slipped and fell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:59

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:00

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:01

Imagine how dangerous it would be to own A' grocery store with like slip and falls.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:06

Oh, oh

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:07

But you gotta be on top of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:09

That's why they're like clean up at 'I L four.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:11

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:11

Like you gotta, you have to be on top of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:14

Cuz if somebody slips they can sue you and 'I don't know 'I wonder.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:19

It is interesting that I've ended up picking A' review that didn't mention the money cuz 'I will

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:24

Like it does seem like there is an argument against the first one star review where

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:45

Don't know 'I wonder why.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:47

Well, maybe it's still in process, but 'I actually wrote down something

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:59

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:00

Which 'I actually think is like A' beautiful part of this that 'I didn't really

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:25

And then there was this lawsuit, and literally the day after the verdict was read is when

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:35

Oh wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:36

But part of that point was that they would be an oversaturation and people wanting to

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:50

they lost the lawsuit, obviously.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:52

They said that it was legal to

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:53

The

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:53

have commercials,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:54

correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:55

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:55

And it sort of changed the whole landscape.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:58

You know, part of Jacobi Meyer's mission was common folk reaching common folk.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:04

And that really speaks to me in this Ashland review because if you hurt yourself at the grocery

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:17

And Ashlyn's just like strung out, it's Thanksgiving, they're on the couch, their

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:29

Totally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:30

'I think it's like that's why 'I picked it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:32

It's almost like the perfect review in, in the sense that Jacobi Meyers obviously

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:44

What am 'I gonna do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:45

And 'I think it's interesting that Ashlyn is owning up to like, Yep.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:48

'I was one of those people that was sitting at home and watching these

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:54

And that they reached back out to Ashlyn within the hour.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:57

'I mean that's pretty remarkable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:59

And it was A' Saturday, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:01

'I also like the phrase 'I was Angsting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:03

yeah, . 'I will say that in general the spelling and grammar was like

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:11

They also referred to the company as Jacobian Meyers, not Jacobi Meyers,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:18

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:18

Jacobian

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:19

Jacobian Meyers

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:20

and 'I like that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:22

They pointed out Gian specifically because we do know that Jacobian Myers is like

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:29

Like you're not gonna actually be getting Stephen Myers at this point,

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:34

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:34

So it's helpful to know like who you are seeing because 'I mean, while

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:43

who's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:44

Brian or the baby or whoever she was dealing with.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:47

But it's always helpful to know like, okay, well 'I know that Gne is good,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:54

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:54

Find Ashlyn overall to be being truthful here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:58

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:59

It is curious to me though, now that you've mentioned that they said the law firm's

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:07

They said it correct in the bottom, like 'I recommend Jacobi n Meyers to everyone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:12

Like they spell G's name differently in two places.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:15

'I think and

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:16

interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:16

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:17

Just think their spelling and grammar is not like 'I can't give them A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:19

Hundred percent

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:21

Well, since we are unclear on the timeline of Jan's, uh, litigation

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:31

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:32

'I 'I did know that we were gonna have this conversation about whether or not

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:43

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:44

'I don't, doesn't feel coaxed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:45

To me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:45

'I just think that if it is coax that whoever wrote this review as like A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:52

As soon as 'I read thawing poultry 'I mean like what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:57

A' specific lie if you're gonna lie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:59

You know, like 'I almost give you props like, wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:02

And for that I'm more apt to believe you,

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:05

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:06

Also, if A' law firm was coaxing reviews, that would be like, something

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:13

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:13

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:14

'I don't think that they're coaxing reviews

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:16

but it does seem like since there's no mention of the lawsuit

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:26

And it's just going so well and like their body has recovered.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:29

So they decided to leave A' review early

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:32

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:32

Think so.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:33

'I mean May.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:34

'I would think with A' supermarket there would be like A' settlement cuz like 'I don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:40

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:42

So I'm sure they like settled it cuz obviously 'I think that the point with Ash, which is

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:50

Lot of times when you think of these.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:52

Slip and fall accidents.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:54

It's like how do 'I cash in for the rest of my life so that 'I never have to

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:00

But 'I think what is more important is that Ashlyn was able to receive all of this medical

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:09

That definitely comes across.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:11

If she hadn't called Jacobi Meyers and hadn't pursued this in the way that she

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:21

And 'I Am, even though I'm reading between the lines, A' little bit here, 'I do think that

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:30

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:30

And I'm sort of following the narrative you presented.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:33

This is all on the front end so that they have A' record of everything

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:40

exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:41

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:42

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:42

Well, 'I think 'I could crown this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:44

How do you feel?

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:45

'I feel like 'I can, 'I can definitely Crown Ashlyn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:48

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:49

All right.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:50

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:56

Go to school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:57

Unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:59

The Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:01

Four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:01

Four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:02

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:02

Trey, you go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:03

Why four crowns for Ashlyn?

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:05

You know, 'I really feel like the majority of the review were able to like

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:19

There's A' lot of value to me about the emotional support and physical support that

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:29

If you really just feel completely incapacitated, they will at least

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:35

'I still was just sort of curious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:37

Okay, well then as far as like the law went, like what's the process like?

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:42

The fact that 'I don't have that clear answer makes me A' little suspicious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:45

But 'I believe Ashland 'I see the value that they received and it sort of opened

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:56

So 'I said four stars.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:57

What about you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:58

Why did you say four?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:59

Very similar reasoning.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:01

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:01

Think it's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:01

Very good review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:02

'I believe Ashlyn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:03

But interesting point that you brought up that 'I didn't really consider the first

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:08

What happened with the settlement?

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:10

What happened with like the legal support in terms of, you know, monetary settlement

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:22

'I think they really do preach the like caring for you and like getting you what you deserve.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:26

But 'I do think that part of it was missing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:28

So 'I couldn't go full.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:29

Review Queen for that and the spelling and grammar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:32

So 'I went with four crowns, but 'I think it's A' solid review, certainly

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:39

But that doesn't take

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:40

Very true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:41

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:42

Good job, Ash.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:43

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:43

Hope you're feeling like even better.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:45

And 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:45

Hope you are rolling in some dough instead of rolling in some thaw poultry

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:49

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:50

And 'I gotta say, I've had A' lot of fun researching Jacobian Myers and seeing that they're

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:07

Like is this even A' real thing or is this just A' scam?

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:10

But me personally, having gone through so many five star reviews in this process,

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:19

And at the end of the day, like you were saying with A' lawsuit, what's wrong with that then?

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:23

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:24

If you're making yourself accessible to the people that need you and then you're

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:30

So 'I, think 'I did Judge Jacobi Myers maybe A' little bit before.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:35

Going on this journey, and now after reading so many five star reviews, 'I think maybe

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:44

Yeah, no 'I am in A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:45

Complete agreement with that statement cuz 'I 'I do feel like they're probably getting A' kickback.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:50

I'm sure they have like they take A' certain cut of the settlements and they probably acquire

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:56

any lawyer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:57

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:58

And they're able to like get physical therapists and all this stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:02

Like, and everyone ends up getting paid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:03

But like, what's wrong with that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:05

You're helping people that need help.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:06

Like, you know

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:08

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:09

Otherwise, Ashlyn would still be sitting on her couch watching TV and

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We can't have

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Like A' Vault,

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That was fun.

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Yeah.

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Meyers, JM Lawyers,

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I'm in, I'm in 'I.

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Mean 'I.

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Hope 'I don't ever need them, but, But 'I 'I support it.

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Great.

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All right.

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My Queen, Well, we have done it.

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We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

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Who are you inducting, Trey for?

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My Royal line.

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So today 'I am going to take A' cue like you took A' Complaint from someone you know.

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I'm gonna take My Royal Highness induction from David Pearlman's, assistant Didi's

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'I will induct on their behalf.

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ChelseyBD Don's merch designs.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.

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So 'I, don't know if any of you listeners have ever looked at our merch,

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We make jokes about always coming up with merch ideas, but we have like A' whole new line just

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Discussed because Chelsea's brain is such A' visual design oriented, which is such A' gift

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And that's all Chelsea's brain and knowledge and know-how and like skill.

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And we don't really, haven't really discussed that you and 'I.

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So I'm taking this opportunity on the show in front of all of our listeners to say thank you

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So F-ing, cute.

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We have really cute water bottles, metal water bottles.

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We have really cute beanies.

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We have really cute sweaters that are super soft.

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We have cute crop top teas.

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We have bags.

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We have so much cute merch.

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'I really implore.

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To go and support the show, Chelsea's artistic know-How and it's cute.

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So 'I really truly want to induct you.

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ChelseyBD Donn for your gorgeous, cute, innovative, sweet, tender, loving,

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Know-how for all of our merch.

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Aw, thank you, Trey.

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That's very sweet.

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Yeah, please hop on there and check it out.

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'I is, you know, A' labor of love, but 'I would love to do it for nothing else in this podcast.

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'I have so much fun making all of our vetch stuff

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Yeah, it's very cute.

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sticking our little goodger taglines and random things.

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Uh, and also for A' Limited Time, check out our merch because our limited addition Lillian Pops

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So go and get your Lillian Pops mug today.

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Because if you don't karma's A', bitch Boys A'

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do.

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Pops did

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All right.

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Well congratulations.

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You're in the Hall of Fame and that's it.

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We've done A' Queen.

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That is another round on the Argue and RQ Fierce Wheel.

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A' A'.

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Brian?

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Oh yes.

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Thank you for joining us today.

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We have made it super easy with A', super cute hyperlink.

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There is also A' one click link in our show description below.

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It's easy peasy, beautiful Brian Baby,

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You can also follow us on all the socials at the Review Queen.

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And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

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On today's after show companion podcast, ChelseyBD and Trey are going to be rating

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Oh my god.

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'I knew you were gonna do that.

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Remember when they had that singing contest on Instagram?

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If you Google like hashtag Selena and Barnes, there's like all these Broadway singers that

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Yep.

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I'm so excited.

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So to find out what made ChelseyBD say.

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Should we call, Should 'I call?

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I'm gonna call and to find out what made Trey say.

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It just like, it's just so like old English sounding like

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Then join our Patreon page at Patreon dot com slash Review

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And remember

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Don't slip, don't fall.

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But if you do, call Jacobian Meyers.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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We did it.

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Yay.

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straw.

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not fun.

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Goldie's staring right into the lights.

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Is that A' bad thing?