Episode 71: Romeo & Juliet

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby it's time to Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:31

Hello,

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Hi, are you frozen over there?

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:35

you were frozen in like a really funny position.

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So I screenshotted it and

Trey Gerrald: 00:00:39

Oh my God.

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I see.

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You're frozen over here.

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Holding up your water bottle,

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:44

oh, great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:00:44

who my face looks so weird in this picture.

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:47

I know.

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That's it was so like, That's what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:00:50

That was funny anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:00:51

oh, I see you now.

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Okay.

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Hello and welcome listeners to Review That Review.

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Yay.

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has your week been?

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How are you?

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What is new?

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Give us the T delicious

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:20

Everything is good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:21

I attended a bot mitzvah over the weekend.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:25

Um, so just bouncing back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:26

Thank, thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:27

Thank you.

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Bouncing back from that.

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Yeah, we did a little Shabbat dinner.

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It was a whole weekend affair.

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I, you know, being an adult and experiencing this bot mitzvah thing.

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It's really like a wedding.

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I mean, I didn't realize it at the time when I was a kid, but there's

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There's the, you know, the brunch afterwards and I'm like exhausted also.

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It's just bizarre kind of being the adult at the bat mitzvah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:55

I gotta say,

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:56

Oh, yeah, the very first bot Mitzva ever attended.

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I was a cater waiter,

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:01

oh, wow.

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I had no idea what was happening.

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:05

It's funny.

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They, they did a pajama theme, which I thought was like pretty interesting, cuz by bat

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:17

So it was pajama themed and it turned out being because it was like a.

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:22

Moonlight kingdom or something.

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I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:24

There was like a theme and everyone looked really cute in their pajamas, but there were all these

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And I was like, this is so weird.

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Like everything's, everything's changed and nothing has changed, you know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:41

Absolutely.

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Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:43

So funny love it.

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So how was your week?

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:46

I've missed you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:47

I've been so busy with all the bat mitzvah stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:03:49

I know you really have it.

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It does require a lot.

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I, I know that from also personal experience.

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Uh, my wake is good, you know, we've just been chugging along.

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I, um, I gotta do an oil change for my car, but I just haven't done it yet.

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I keep getting emails that it's time, and I know I need to stay on top of

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:07

yeah, same.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:08

That's so funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:09

And other stuff that I'm not gonna talk about on the pod, but I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:16

I don't know, just, you know, life is, life is always interesting and, um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:25

I am so grateful to be here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:27

This is definitely the highlight of my week.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:29

And then, you know, another reason why it's the highlight of our week is cuz we get to

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:36

So do you wanna Lodge a Complaint?

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:38

Yeah, I think I do want to,

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Lodge Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:41

hear it.

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okay.

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I really, I.

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I Donn don't know if you've ever experienced this.

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And I know that there are tricks to get over this, but have you ever put on a cute

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:58

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:00

I hate that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:02

I hate it.

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So severely, especially with like gym pants or gym shorts, where I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:12

It's like, for some reason, anytime it's in the wash or the dryer, it just wants to

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And I know that there are like hacks where you, I know that like seam stress.

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Yes you do with safety pen.

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Have we talked about this?

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:27

I don't think so, but maybe I Donn, I can't remember if we've talked

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:32

Oh, I hate it so much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:34

irritating.

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And then sometimes I just like in a sweatshirt that has one that I don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:42

I'll just take it out cuz I'm like, I don't wanna deal with you.

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I'm just gonna remove you from the equation because

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:50

I'm gonna remove you before you remove

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:51

Exactly.

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Cause like, I gotta get ahead of this because if I get too and I develop too much of a,

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:03

So I might as well just sever ties now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:04

I don't know what that says about me, but I definitely feel you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:06:10

Well, I also will like preemptively the other way.

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I will tie like two or three knots on the end of each.

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So that like, it can't get through the little slit or the little hole or whatever, but like,

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I'm like, You know, if I was trying to untie this knot, I would not

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:31

Right.

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Exactly.

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Where have all the socks gone?

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Where have all of the like strings gone?

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What is happening?

Trey Gerrald: 00:06:39

Oh, I hate it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:06:39

It's so frustrating.

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It actually happened to me recently in one of my really cute American apparel hoodies.

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And like, I just like, can't wear it because like, I can't get the string back through and it's like,

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And it's like over.

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:56

It is I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:57

That is upsetting.

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Whenever you have a garment and something, I was just, you know, I watched Seinfeld a lot.

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And was it on Seinfeld that this happened?

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I think it was before Elaine lost the, the button, but anyway, somebody loses

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:15

I'm never gonna sew this button back on.

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I hate that feeling when it's like this thing happened to this garment that I was really

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:24

So I feel you, I feel you.

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I feel you.

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baby with bath water.

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Anyway, that was my Complaint.

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Chelsey.

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What do you wanna Complaint about today?

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:32

I wanna complain about like just chairs and couches with bad back support or just

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:42

I know that like I've talked about, I had like an incident where I was in one

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And every time I just going back to the bat mitzvah, any time I go to a wedding or bat

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So I feel very nervous the entire time I'm sitting on it.

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My entire body is like cleansed up.

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I'm like hunched forward, cuz I'm trying to like squat a little bit so that I'm taking

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:16

I wish we could do better.

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Like I understand.

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When you have the affairs and you're bringing in all these chairs, like they're lightweight.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:24

Like I, I get like why we use these banquet type chairs or whatever they're called, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:38

Yeah, I have a similar relation to these folding banquet chairs.

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Anytime they come out at like family gatherings.

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I'm always the one that has to sit on them because I'm a boy and I'm usually

Trey Gerrald: 00:08:54

And so it's like the nice padded chairs that actually go with the dining room

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:01

But now I'm getting to an age where I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:04

aging in

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:05

yes, but like I have a similar feeling, not, not, not of, not of the same fear.

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Out of the comfortability

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:13

They're so uncomfortable.

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Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:15

you wanna sit in one of those folding chairs for a Passover

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:22

I Donn don't no, thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:24

I don't know.

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I mean, again with the inventions, but like, can we do better?

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:29

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:30

Right.

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Like, can we invent a chair that is both like super compact and like easy to store away when

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:43

And like also doesn't feel like it's gonna break in two seconds.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:47

Wait, this is really funny, but I just thought about this.

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This is connecting two things here, but I remember when David and I went

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And so we were like, yeah, this is awesome.

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And we went and it's literally, they like put out banquet chairs and, and it's like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:07

So it's like, there's, every leg is touching because they push.

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So that they're smooshed up against each other and then you're sitting through an opener

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:20

I'm like, these tickets are hundreds of dollars.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:22

I want like, I want like nice stadium seats.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:27

And this is the Bogata

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:28

thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:29

That's

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:29

we're not at planned Hollywood.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:31

They do have a venue, but I guess maybe Jerry Seinfeld needed

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:36

So they probably like used the ballroom or something like that and put a whole

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:41

But like, it's just been years of this with these chairs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:45

I mean, how I I've did any research, but I don't know how long they've been around.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:49

They've been around a long time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:50

I just think we should do better.

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:51

I hear you, they serve the need, but I think we could up our

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:58

We have robot vacuums.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:00

We can have better chairs

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:01

Mm-hmm did you see the promo for Hoka focus too?

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:06

not yet, but I, I do wanna watch it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:08

Are they, is there something with a robot vacuum?

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:10

Yeah, cuz you know how she rides the vacuum in the first

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:13

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:13

she's like on two robo vacuums.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:15

Oh

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:16

Le each foot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:18

that's funny.

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Except Kathy and Jamie.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:20

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:21

Yeah, that's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:23

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:24

So do you feel like a little relief now?

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:28

no, I kind of feel angry now, but it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:30

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:31

That's all right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:31

Well maybe somebody else is gonna be angry and then we can like commiserate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:37

Do you think we should jump into some online reviews?

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:40

Yeah, let's do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:40

All right, let's do it.

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Review That Review

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As you know, we are your trustee review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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Very Regal.

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All right, Trey, what do you have for us today?

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:09

All right, I'm going back to basics.

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And today my review is a One-Star-Zinger good reads review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:18

yeah.

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Oh my goodness.

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Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:20

This is written by Sarah and it is for, I don't know, Chelsey, if you've ever heard

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:33

oh, I believe I have heard of that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:35

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:36

All right.

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So this is Sarah's One-Star-Zinger review for William Shakespeare's romance

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:42

Shakespeare guy is pretty talented.

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I don't know who he is.

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Never heard of him.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:46

Okay.

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This is from September of 2011,

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:50

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:51

and it says, recommends it for, and Sarah wrote no one who is sane.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:58

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:59

Oh,

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And that is above the review.

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So here is the review.

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This play was absolutely awful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:08

I had to read it for school and boy did.

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I wish I didn't have to.

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All the characters act like idiots.

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Romeo is a fickle cry, baby Tibu is a hotheaded moron.

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Juliet is an irresponsible naive romantic fool.

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Paris is a desperate pussy nurse is just some woman going Cile dot, dot, dot

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this story just gives teenagers all over the world.

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A bad name.

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I Donn don't think there is a single responsible teenager in the whole thing.

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You wanna know something we actually exist.

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There are plenty of responsible teenagers in the actual world, but apparently they

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Plus all the adults are clueless as well, especially fryer Lawrence.

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What made the man think marrying two teenagers against their parents' wills was a good idea.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:25

That makes no sense exactly how will it help their families with their fighting problem.

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It just sounds like a huge headache waiting to happen.

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Then it blows up right in their faces right after.

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And they're all surprised really?

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You couldn't see it screwing up in the beginning

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Mm-hmm

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:53

and really what the heck made them think.

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Getting married right after meeting was a good idea.

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Who's teaching these kids about love.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:05

Because they are obviously missing out on the most important chapter, common sense, all caps do,

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:27

That is so unrealistic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:32

my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:34

Well, I'm glad that in the end, Sarah put like, even for this time, cuz I thought this was very

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So 2011 knowledge to a 16th century piece.

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Of art or, you know, written, written piece of art.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:56

I mean, this is the problem that I have with the good reads is I think that this

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:03

I actually think it's interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:04

I like that Sarah broke down all the characters and had such a perspective on this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:09

I think that that's kind of cool, but because I'm an artist.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:14

I feel like why can't we have flawed characters?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:17

Like why can't we have flawed story?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:19

Why, why does every single story need to be about the responsible girl with

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:27

I don't think that Shakespeare is saying that every teenager that exists today or in 1596

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:37

Is this irresponsible, fickle, all of these things, but this is a story about teenagers

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:54

I mean, I hope that like we have grown and we have become more, you know, like adults

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:05

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:05

But I do like the breakdown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:07

I think it's funny to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:09

I never really considered why does fryer Lawrence help them?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:14

I Donn know, I guess, because fryer Lawrence is like a romantic.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:18

But he's a, he's a monk, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:20

Doesn't you like have a vow of chastity.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:23

Maybe he's a secret romantic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:26

I mean, you could have a vow of chastity and still be like

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:29

No, you have to be in love with God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:30

No, you can only love God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:32

but they're not monks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:36

So they're allowed why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:38

I mean, if I'm lactose intolerant, I'm not gonna be like, you can't!' have the ice cream.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:44

I'm sorry.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:44

I guess you, as a Jewish person have never met a Christian Chelsey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:49

never.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:49

oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:51

Well, I also think it's funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

Like, I kind of think that isn't Paris kind of like by all accounts in the story.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:58

I don't remember.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:59

Isn't he like upstanding and good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:02

I honestly don't remember.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:04

I can't

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:04

he the one that kills Romeo

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:06

I thought,

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:07

who kill?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:08

I thought they killed themselves.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:10

They like with the poison and then

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:11

Oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:12

He Romeo kills Paris.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:15

Yeah, maybe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:15

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:16

I honestly don't remember the story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:17

Well enough.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:19

I like read the history plays in high school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:21

We didn't, we didn't go for the Romeo and Juliet and I'm sure I saw the movie with Leo,

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:28

So I can't really like, I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:30

Speak to the accuracy of the character breakdown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:32

And I don't really care about that because I do think that art is subjective.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:36

And I think it's super interesting that Sarah has this perspec, this like strong

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:43

I imagine if Sarah was in class and they were talking about it, maybe she would have to use

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:52

But I think that the teacher would be impressed that she has, like, she obviously got such a.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:58

Like visceral reaction and has such an opinion of all of these characters.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:04

I think that's really good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

I do too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:06

That's what really strikes me is like, I am getting a very strong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:11

Impression of Sarah being fed up with no representation of responsible teenagers,

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:17

Right, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:19

Which is funny, cuz it's just like, well, we can't change it now, Sarah, like this is

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:28

There's there's nothing we could do now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:30

But I do think it's an interesting take Sarah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:33

Doesn't say, which I appreciate anywhere in the review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:37

Like don't read it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:38

It's a waste of time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:40

Does she?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:41

No actually.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:42

So I do appreciate that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:44

And I think that that's cool for like a good reads community, because I think if

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:57

And I think that Sarah exercised that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:59

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:59

And I appreciate that, but I do appreciate that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:02

She's not putting words in other people's mouths.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:06

She's sort of presenting an argument.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:08

Yeah, it's interesting to me because when I think of Ramo and Juliet, I don't really

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:22

And like, it is interesting how Sarah's just pointing out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:25

Like the parents were clueless and like didn't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:29

Like, they're not taking responsibility.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:30

Like why aren't they taking, like, I think that's such an interesting takeaway from yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:36

totally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

And like, regardless, I mean maybe in the 15 hundreds there be an answer for that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:41

Like maybe they were working or taking care of other children or, you know, like whatever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:47

And also if we are looking back historically, if you were a teenager,

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

I was gonna say, I was gonna say, like, I think the whole thing about,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:00

Like wasn't the life expectancy, like way down.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:04

So like, technically as a teen, I mean,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:07

Weren't you like an old maid?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:08

Jesus died of 33, cuz that he didn't exactly die of natural causes, but you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:30

I agree with Sarah or not in the context of good reads.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:34

I think in other forums, it can be like, that's your opinion?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:39

Why are you giving it a One-Star-Zinger?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

But I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:41

Who's like getting the money for the Shakespeare state at this point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:44

So I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:44

Who's like profiting off of this good reads page.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:49

And I think for that reason, it was funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:52

It was entertaining.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:53

How was the spelling and grammar?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:55

pretty perfect.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:57

yeah, like pretty good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:58

Like, I don't know if some of the same rules of like, let's go against Sarah's

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:08

Like this is Sarah's impression of the book or the play, and I think that's fair game.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:15

Do we think she's being shady

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:19

Yeah, but I feel like in a fun teenager way, like, it feels like Sarah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:28

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:28

So it's like, Sarah's probably.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:31

Like, I don't know, a freshman in high school or something like that, you know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:36

And so for a freshman in high school to like take to good reads and write this

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

Well, that's also why I was first intrigued by this obvious teenager

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:02

So it is kind of interesting to think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:05

We're making teenagers read the story about teenagers killing themselves.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:08

Although RO Juliet doesn't really kill her artist.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:11

She does at the end when she wakes up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:13

So I Donn don't I just spoil alert.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:16

Oh, um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:17

It's you've had time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:19

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:19

You've had time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:20

I mean, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:21

I guess I think like, is this, is there value in this review?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:26

Not necessarily for the text itself, but I think it is unique.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:32

I mean, it's a unique perspective.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:34

If you were going to like revisit the material, I'm trying to think, like, if you've

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:41

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:41

If you've never read it and you're going to good reads to say, should I spend time then

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:50

Read it and, well, I don't know, who's reading the reviews on good reads.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:54

That's that's really ultimately the question, because I think it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:59

I think it's an interesting interpretation point of view.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:05

I could see this being written as like a paper, like a high school paper.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:09

This is my, and I'm very intrigued by all of those elements, but.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:14

another example where I'm like, I wanna know more about this reviewer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:18

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:19

Totally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

And I, I guess, because like, I look at good reads so much to try to like find reviews and stuff.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:27

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:27

I must have signed up for something at one point now I get these emails.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:31

Like I Donn Donn, Donn, DT, know if you get them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:33

But like anytime my friends leave reviews for.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:36

I get like a ding or whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:39

And so in reading my friends reviews this, it does seem like good reads is more of like a community

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:57

So it is interesting cuz I don't think it falls by the same rubric as some of the other platforms.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:03

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:04

I also love the fact that like Sarah was assigned this as an assignment

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:11

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:11

You know, like there's something very endearing about that, but it is interesting cuz it feels to

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

It's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:24

It is funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

I laughed a lot.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:26

yeah, it's more POV I think, than it is a review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:29

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:30

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:31

Which I love POV in her review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:33

I really do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:34

I would just ordinarily I think, knock her for like, is she giving, she's giving a lot

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

I don't think that Sarah's opinion is everybody's opinion.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:53

I think I have to say that just for the few people that might be going to good read.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:58

To look for, you know, an accurate interpretation while Sarah didn't say, nobody should read

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:07

I don't think that Sarah had any perspective other than it sucks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:13

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:14

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:15

And if they did, they Donn don't share it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:17

I mean, they don't, they Donn don't talk about any of the virtues of.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

They're not like I understand that this is Romeo and Juliet, and I understand that it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:34

Like, no, but was it remarkable for the time period that it was written in?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:39

Yes, it was.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:41

So we're not really.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:43

Putting any of that into the review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:45

So if I had any criticism for Sarah, I would say, it's that

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:49

But I do think that that's part of the value here, because I feel like every review

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:04

I mean, I've never considered this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:06

And I had to read rim and Juliet when I was in high school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:09

Yeah, I don't, we didn't have to Rome, Romeo and Juliet, but I, I don't think

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:17

That I've heard regularly, but there is a lot of debate about Romeo and Juliet out there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:22

So I'm sure I'm sure there are other people that support Sarah's

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:29

I just don't think I personalized it the way Sarah is

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:35

Which I do sort of exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:36

It's like, I wanna like criticize it, but I also love it cuz I think that's what we should

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:44

And I think that really the issue is, you know, assigning this in school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:50

That's why I think that my high school was like, let's go straight to the history plays.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:54

Let's read Henry the fifth because like what is the inherent lesson in Romeo

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:04

End up killing themselves.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:06

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:06

So what is the like lesson there in terms of a teachable

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:11

yeah, but isn't the point, but I actually think isn't the point, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:19

maybe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:20

like in a grander scheme is that the word scheme, like in a grander scale, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:34

It just makes me like, think about like, if in Sarah's classroom, what are

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:45

Are they like, now this is the way you should be?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

Like, what, like, what are they saying?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:50

That's making Sarah personalize this so much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:54

And I have to be like, hold up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:55

My teach is wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:57

You know, like what.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:00

Although I will say I do agree that I think the parent parental characters

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:06

They're so caught up in shit that has nothing to do with the

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:08

totally.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:09

which does seem to be a trope honestly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:13

And young adult storytelling

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:16

Well, because you need to get yeah, but you need to get 'em out of the way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:19

Correct?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:20

Otherwise you couldn't have euphoria, whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:22

I Donn don't watch that show,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:23

I mean Donn either.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:24

Well, alright, so I Donn know, do you think you can crown this I'm feeling

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:33

I know that's what I'm feeling as well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:35

But I think we, we crown this honoring that this is a literary space and that the reviews

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:48

Yeah, I think I can crown it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

I'm I'm ready to crown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:51

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:51

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:52

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:58

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:04

Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:30:10

to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

Okay, I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:13

Trey is holding up three and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:16

I'll go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:17

I went with four crowns cuz you know, I love a strong POV.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:20

I love a strong POV that I believe, I believe Sarah's like conviction about this piece.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:26

And I think that she brought an interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:29

Perspective to this historic literary text that other people in the good

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:38

Something a little bit different.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:40

So for the environment that this review lives in, and the fact that I got a pretty good laugh out

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:49

Why did you go with three and a half?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:51

Trey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:51

Well, I'm still very conflicted, cuz I do think that this

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:00

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:01

And I think this might be the first time on the show where.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:05

Is this typical, is this atypical that it swings in the opposite way as a positive to

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:18

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:20

But, but it is also interesting just to say like Sarah is reviewing Romeo

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:30

Like none of like this doesn't make sense, but isn't telling you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:35

That it's not good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:36

Don't read it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:37

It's bad.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:37

Like they don't really go into that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:39

It's sort of reviewing the circumstances within the, like the plot basically.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:44

So I said three and a half, because I'm not sure how this is as an actual review

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:51

Mm-hmm

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:51

of the text of like what it actually is, but I'm obsessed with Sarah

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:04

Well, since this is written in 2011, we can rest assured

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:09

So maybe Sarah has new perspectives on this as an adult.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:14

All right, Sarah, if you're listening 1 8 5 0 review zero.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:18

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:18

I wanna know, please, if you know, Sarah, please have them call in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:21

I'm so curious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:22

Does anyone have their own memories of having to read Shakespeare?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:26

Did anyone actually read it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:28

Did anyone like pretend yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:30

Spark notes?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:32

spark notes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

Some.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:34

I mean that I thought when you brought in the One-Star-Zinger, cuz I would think like most

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:43

Like I can't!' the, I am a contam and like the reversal of words and just the way

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:59

this really went left field.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:01

Yeah, it wasn't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:02

I mean, Sarah really had a better understanding of the text as a teenager

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:10

Apparently

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:11

well, like now that we're on this topic and we're outside of the review,

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

Same.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:18

So like, what is the point of west side story?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:22

Will they sort of make it about race right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:25

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:25

I think it is a.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:27

It is about like, how far are we willing to go?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

I think for hate, like, can we experience love?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:34

Can we like side with love in the landscape of hate?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:39

I guess, I

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:40

there a place for us?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

where there's a place for us somewhere, a place for us, but not

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:49

I guess I'm just curious, like I would have to actually look at

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:56

Like, I don't think the point is that they're star CCRS lovers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

I think the point is the culture they're inside of makes them star CCRS lovers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:03

And so they're victim to their circumstance.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:06

hundred percent.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:06

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:08

So I

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:08

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:08

It's like, they're choosing love, but like their environment that they come from is

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:20

maybe Sarah didn't get.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:22

Maybe maybe there are plot holes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:25

Maybe it's just like, it sounds like Sarah started to read the book and then was so

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:36

Adjectives that she used that she couldn't even ascertain the story, cuz she was just like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:47

You expect me to like enter into this contract where I'm supposed to acknowledge

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:56

I mean, it is hilarious to me reading what made this fryer think

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:07

I mean, that's hilarious as a hilarious thesis

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:10

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

cause like why, why did he.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:14

But like we said, probably because the like marital age was like very low.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:19

I don't know like how unusual it was,

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:21

But even back then, that's what a dowry is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:23

Like, you're paying cuz you're buying the daughter, like that's the whole point, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:27

Like that's why they were all inbred and buy cuz it's like, you're buying the castle.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:31

So like why would you do that against the parents will like don't you need them for the marital

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:38

why I think that the fryer believed in love.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:41

I mean, this is all, none of this is real.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:43

So like who cares?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:44

But like, God, I think it's so funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:46

This was much more entertaining to me than someone actually doing a literary review of

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:52

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:53

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:54

And that's why I feel like it's successful as a review cuz it's like, I just, I had something

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:03

And it was definitely not this

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:05

do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:05

I like being surprised.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:08

Agreed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:09

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:09

Well maybe you and I can read some saunas on the after show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:12

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:14

I compare the two, a summer's day that were more lovely and more

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:19

Temperate

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:20

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:20

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:21

Somewhere in there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:23

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:23

Why

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:24

leather, yellow leather.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:25

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:25

Get those, uh, vocal exercises going.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:30

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:30

My Queen

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:31

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:32

it's time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:33

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:34

Diva Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:34

We have reached the most Regal portion of our show Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:38

Who are you inducting today?

VOICEOVER: 00:36:44

My Royal line.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:45

All right, try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:46

So I Donn don't know if you've been noticing as we've been recording,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:52

That

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:53

water and that's what I wanna induct today.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:55

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:56

I wanna adopt water, clean water, drinking water at thank you as my

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:06

Here's the thing, listeners.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:08

I think there's a lot of you out there who can relate to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:11

okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:11

there are a lot of us who do not drink a lot enough water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:16

Trey Gerrald is not one of those people.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:19

He doesn't understand.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:20

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:21

Trey Gerrald drinks a lot of water, but for those of us who don't drink a lot

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:29

I, you know, I've been running around, I was, you know, helping with the bat mitzvah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:34

I wasn't drinking enough water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:35

And I was like having headaches.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:37

I was having all like little like depression, all these like symptoms

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:45

And then when I realize that and I start drinking water, I actually feel so much better.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:51

And it's just one of those things that I think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:54

Because I'm not someone that drinks a lot of water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:56

I didn't really think about it in that context.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:57

I'm like, I know I gotta be drinking more water, but the reality is drinking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:02

Water has so many benefits for our lives, for our mental health, for our physical health in so many

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

There's, there's a lot to be grateful for in terms of having access to clean water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:21

And the fact that, you know, We can be better and we can feel better just by

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:29

So I thought, what better, what better nomination than water for my Royal Highness,

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:43

So here I go, I'm gonna drink some now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:46

Delicious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:49

Yes water.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:50

I'm surprised we haven't inducted water, honestly, at this point,

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:54

all the times that we've spoken about by hydration issues and water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:59

I just felt like, wait, have we not inducted water?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:03

And also people are so into the different kind of water bottles.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:06

You know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:08

It always feels like you can never have enough water bottles.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:12

mean, there's two ways to go about this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:14

The funny response here for me is like, I love water.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:17

There, there, there is nothing more high, like quenching than cold water

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:25

And then also like the like serious reaction is like, you know, not everyone has access

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:32

You, you like have to like what's happening in Flint still today is horrifying.

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Um, but yeah, no, I totally agree.

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Water.

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You are a.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:44

You are a Queen like the ultimate Queen, the OG Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:48

Water is the base of everything.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:49

exactly like she,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:51

ho

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:52

she ho was here way before we were, is all Masai.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:56

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:57

So we gotta do the H two ho the honor of recognition and also.

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I wanted to find a way to bring cuz you know, we love hydration and

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So I thought, how could we honor water?

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How could we, how could we bring this even further?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:14

And I thought I Donn if it's okay with you, Trey, maybe for the rest of the month, anyone who wants

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:28

If you write a review for the rest of the month and we pick you, I'm gonna send you

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:36

I love the giveaway time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:38

it's a giveaway time water.

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Makes the world go round and I wanna do my part in helping our listeners stay hydrated, cuz I

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So if you wanna take time out of your day to write a lovely review for our show, I wanna take time

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So please leave us a review on apple podcast.

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All seriousness.

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It means so much to us.

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It really helps the ranking of our show.

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It helps other people listen to our show.

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Uh, and if you get levity, enjoyment, laughs anything out of this podcast and

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Concur.

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Conk.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:22

Well, that's it.

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My Queen, we did it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:24

That is another round on the R a RQ Ferris wheel of Romeo and Julie wet,

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yes.

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I mean, not like in that way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:36

wet water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:36

felt really gross, but I

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:37

Didn't Ophelia die in a stream of water.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:40

Don't be Ophelia.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:41

don't be Ophelia.

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And don't be Juliet for that matter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:45

Just be you

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:46

Just be you.

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I hydrated you.

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Thank you.

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Hydrated.

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You just be a hydrated.

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You thank you for joining us today.

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If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.

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Help us out by writing us a review.

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You can do that on apple podcasts.

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If you wanna win this water bottle, we've made it super easy with a super cute hyperlink.

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So you don't have to remember it.

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Go do it.

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And I am at Trey Gerrald

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On today's after show podcast, we are reviewing a One-Star-Zinger

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It is called love.

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It is called lock and love.

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Women's soft, basic, lightweight, long sleeve turtleneck, top size,

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I don't know if that's a super call.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:29

It's called Lovelock.

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It is called love, lock and love

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:34

Hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:34

Interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:35

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:35

Well,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:37

to find out what made Trey say.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:48

Shakespeare was never my thing, honey, this ain't for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:51

And to find out what made Chelsey say,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:54

They to think a psychic told me that I was Shakespeare in a past life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:57

I really must have, uh, repressed a lot of memories.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:01

you gotta become a member of our Patreon over at Patreon dot com slash Review That

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Doth vast.

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Remember

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:17

Ignore the haters you're Queen

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gender nonspecific Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:24

of course.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:26

Bye.

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Review That Review.

VOICEOVER: 00:44:31

Dependent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

VOICEOVER: 00:44:41

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and a theme song was written by Joe

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:47

So it was, it was Leo and Kate Winslet, right in the Lerman

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:52

No that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:53

and Julie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:55

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:57

Oh, Claire Dan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:58

Oh, sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:59

But it was Leo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:00

It was Leo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:00

It was Leo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:02

It was Leo and Claire.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:03

Dan that's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:04

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:05

Gotta give that a revisit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:08

but I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:13

Do you think I'll find an Emerald heart?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:15

Not Emerald

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:16

What's wrong with you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:18

I Donn know what's wrong with me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:23

I love Troy less than Cordes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:28

I gotta keep drinking water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:29

My brain's not working right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:30

Girl, you know, that water bottle

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:32

Mm, delicious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:35

icy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:39

I did get the ice Yu.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:43

Okay.