UA-198543153-1 Tatt0o Salon - Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 56

Episode 56: Tattoo Salon 1 vs. 5 Stars

The Queens go head-to-head in another VERSUS battle comparing a 5 Star Review against a 1 Star Review for popular Las Vegas tattoo salon: Illuminati Tattoo. Trey wants truth in wrinkle-free packaging, Chelsey still hates robots, but newly loves Mandy Patinkin. Did you say Orange Tabby cat?

(01:36) Gift Giving!

(02:57) Lodge a Complaint!

(09:15) Illuminati Tattoo

(10:43) 5 Star Review

(22:30) Exclusive Offer

(23:33) Review or Tattoo?

(29:00) 1 Star Review

(48:28) My Royal Highness

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Transcript
Chelsey Donn:

One, Two, Three!

Trey Gerrald:

buckle my shoe.

Trey Gerrald:

Three, four, shut that door.

Chelsey Donn:

Five, Six, pick up sticks.

Trey Gerrald:

Seven, eight.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not straight.

Chelsey Donn:

Nine, 10.

Chelsey Donn:

That's the end.

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[Theme

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Song!]

Chelsey Donn:

hi,

Trey Gerrald:

hello.

Trey Gerrald:

Chels!

Trey Gerrald:

Hello listeners.

Trey Gerrald:

Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing

Chelsey Donn:

Reviews!

Chelsey Donn:

We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

Trey Gerrald:

that is Chelsey Donn

Chelsey Donn:

And that is TreyGerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

and together.

Trey Gerrald:

We are.

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey Goose!

Trey Gerrald:

Guess what I'm holding right here.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, my goodness.

Chelsey Donn:

It's an Amazon package that I sent a tray that maybe will be helpful.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's see, I'm going to open it

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's see.

Trey Gerrald:

This is a great plug for our, um, Patreon, if you want to watch.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, I

Chelsey Donn:

in plastic, so fresh and so clean.

Trey Gerrald:

wrapping.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

can't take credit for that.

Chelsey Donn:

Is it soft?

Chelsey Donn:

So it's the, oh, I kind of like how it's like sort of tie

Trey Gerrald:

dye.

Chelsey Donn:

I wasn't expecting that, but I

Trey Gerrald:

I actually really liked that,

Chelsey Donn:

I think I might've turned tray into a three Wolf's howling at the moon kind of guy.

Trey Gerrald:

it's a hundred percent cotton, so it does feel like a, like a Hanes t-shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

Sure.

Trey Gerrald:

Should I put it on

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, you can.

Chelsey Donn:

So Trey's wearing the three wolves howling at the moon shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

That was, was that last week.

Trey Gerrald:

last week.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

See, thank God for Amazon.

Chelsey Donn:

Really on top of that, um, already.

Chelsey Donn:

Nice AMR.

Trey Gerrald:

well, I feel sexy.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you really.

Trey Gerrald:

And if you don't know what we're talking about, go back on your podcast

Trey Gerrald:

episodes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

And then you'll be in the know.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you have something you want to get off your chest?

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, actually, today I really have a very maddening complaint and I'm ready to.

VOICEOVER:

Lodge A Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

Against button down.

Trey Gerrald:

T-shirts that come folded in their packaging?

Chelsey Donn:

Interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

Y.

Trey Gerrald:

do we fold nice button down shirts that we know we're going to have to iron?

Trey Gerrald:

Why, why they always have those metal clips?

Trey Gerrald:

They're like weird paperclips that like leave indents on like The sleeves on the neck.

Trey Gerrald:

They always folded all weird.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause they make it a little square.

Trey Gerrald:

And then it's like this shirt I'm specifically purchasing.

Trey Gerrald:

Nice.

Trey Gerrald:

And wrinkle-free, it kills me when it's a wrinkle-free material.

Trey Gerrald:

And the first thing you do is you unpackage it.

Trey Gerrald:

You have that cardboard, you have those weird, like plastic things around the button.

Trey Gerrald:

like, yes, then sometimes there's this random tissue paper and it's like,

Trey Gerrald:

Then they fall on the ground.

Trey Gerrald:

I have to pick it up from my dogs, bite it.

Trey Gerrald:

And then it's like, I like do that thing where you're like to like,

Chelsey Donn:

sure.

Trey Gerrald:

what I'm talking about?

Trey Gerrald:

When you have a shirt

Trey Gerrald:

it's

Chelsey Donn:

like

Trey Gerrald:

out.

Trey Gerrald:

dryer?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You shake and it's like wrinkle to all hell.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like It's like the shirt was packaged seven years ago and it's been in some grandmas addict.

Trey Gerrald:

And now here I am having at it's like I'm running late.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm excited for my new shirt and it's all wrinkled.

Trey Gerrald:

There's like 900 wrinkles.

Trey Gerrald:

And then I have to like figure out cause like starches and on trend anymore.

Trey Gerrald:

And it's like, well, now I have to heat up my iron because a steamer is not

Trey Gerrald:

like severe creases.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you, have you ever experienced that?

Trey Gerrald:

Is that like blouses?

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like you're usually on hangers, but like I'm buttoned down

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I think it's not like I have, cause I have a few like nice Ralph Lauren button downs, but in

Chelsey Donn:

Just have them all staff.

Trey Gerrald:

yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Both exist, but like, they are like folded.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I guess

Chelsey Donn:

No.

Chelsey Donn:

I know you mean,

Trey Gerrald:

to like ship that probably to like a store or something.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that's my complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

That's fair.

Chelsey Donn:

I hear you.

Trey Gerrald:

what about you?

Trey Gerrald:

Is there anything you.

Trey Gerrald:

want to complain?

Chelsey Donn:

Well, yeah, like in the interest of talking about time and how it

Chelsey Donn:

I don't care.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to bring it up again.

Trey Gerrald:

okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Why do I have to talk to a robot before I talk to a human?

Chelsey Donn:

I would almost rather be put on hold unpopular opinion maybe, but when I call the pharmacy.

Trey Gerrald:

oh

Chelsey Donn:

Every time, like even today, I really need to call the pharmacy.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause there's something I need to deal with that.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, they didn't send me one of my prescriptions and I needed to deal with that.

Chelsey Donn:

But I was like, I can't call the pharmacy right now because that's like a two

Chelsey Donn:

After I do that, then I wait on hold for like an hour to talk to a pharmacist.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's just such a long process.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe like this is kind of, I guess, specific to the pharmacy, but really in general, it's fine.

Chelsey Donn:

If you're going to have one, that's like to go to, you know, to be directed to

Chelsey Donn:

But I mean like I'm a robot that can handle full sentences.

Chelsey Donn:

Please tell me what it is that you need help with today.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, no.

Trey Gerrald:

I didn't get that.

Trey Gerrald:

Repeat that.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Representative representative representative.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, how many times do I have to say it,

Trey Gerrald:

Did you say orange Tabby cat, if not repeated again,

Chelsey Donn:

It's so annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

So you do want to hear the prescriptions we have on file.

Chelsey Donn:

No, I don't.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't.

Trey Gerrald:

today's working hours are, these are different from Tuesday, are Thursday.

Trey Gerrald:

We are here for that.

Trey Gerrald:

It's just mad.

Chelsey Donn:

It's so

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's wild.

Trey Gerrald:

When I had to call the fraud department for that, those credit card

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

it, it rang like two times and then it was like a person and I was caught off

Chelsey Donn:

my God.

Chelsey Donn:

You're like, this is fraud.

Trey Gerrald:

I screamed.

Trey Gerrald:

I was like, This is a person.

Chelsey Donn:

I think it it's part of this culture, which I don't, I'm not going to

Chelsey Donn:

Like we can't have conversations cause we're so not used to talking.

Chelsey Donn:

We're used to texting, pressing one for diff or two or three or talking to robots.

Chelsey Donn:

Siri, Alexa.

Chelsey Donn:

Dare.

Chelsey Donn:

I say those two words amongst devices.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, that's it.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm getting it off my chest.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel better now, but still need to call the pharmacy.

Chelsey Donn:

What am I going to find the time?

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

maybe you could do it in the background of today's episode.

Chelsey Donn:

Would you guys mind, would you mind if I just queue up the call?

Trey Gerrald:

Well, Chelsey, I am feeling really excited about going head to head.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, my God.

Chelsey Donn:

I got scared a little bit.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm also excited about GO!.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, then let's do it

VOICEOVER:

Assess That Kvetch.

Trey Gerrald:

today.

Trey Gerrald:

Listeners is yet another.

Trey Gerrald:

Versus up or so, and today we are going to cover both a one-star and a five-star

Trey Gerrald:

Today's subject is Illuminati tattoo in Las Vegas.

Chelsey Donn:

That's right.

Chelsey Donn:

Sin city for this versus episode, Trey has selected the five star

Chelsey Donn:

So to determine who reads first, we got to flip that.

Chelsey Donn:

I think you have to guess.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, I'm going to say tails

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

it's tails.

Chelsey Donn:

Woo five-star first, today.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I like going, that happens that way.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, I think so.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Today we are covering, as Trey mentioned, the Los Vegas tattoo salon Illuminati, a secret

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

So presently on their website, this is how.

Chelsey Donn:

Illuminati describes their service.

Chelsey Donn:

They described themselves as being the best in Vegas, five star reviews, one, but clock off

Chelsey Donn:

Any body piercing you want large selection of body jewelry.

Chelsey Donn:

Walk-ins welcome.

Chelsey Donn:

Come in.

Chelsey Donn:

Visit with any of our professional artists for a free tattoo quote.

Chelsey Donn:

There are 282 reviews for Illuminati tattoo on Yelp.

Chelsey Donn:

So with that background info in mind, and I'm like a little bit afraid with

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, this could be a tattoo nightmare.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Not saying I'm seeing

Trey Gerrald:

Your honor leading the witness.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Well we'll neutralize the space.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll I'll grab the Palo Santo.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, so let's get ready to rumble for this versus battle, honey.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

All right friends.

Trey Gerrald:

So today I am covering the five star review from Yelp for Illuminati tattoo.

Trey Gerrald:

And my Review.

Trey Gerrald:

was written by Dave S

Chelsey Donn:

K, sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't even have my ledger out.

Chelsey Donn:

What's wrong with

Trey Gerrald:

get that has led to.

Chelsey Donn:

I get my ledger.

Trey Gerrald:

And this was written three years ago, and this is a five-star review.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

My 16 year old son really wanted a tattoo and his mother and I both gave out consent.

Trey Gerrald:

However, when I took him to talk to a tattoo artist in Los Angeles, we learned

Trey Gerrald:

So we researched some tattoo places in Las Vegas and found Illuminati.

Trey Gerrald:

I called to confirm that we could get it done there and learned we'd

Trey Gerrald:

I sat an appointment with an individual artist and when we arrived, there was some

Chelsey Donn:

Um,

Trey Gerrald:

I was kind of bummed initially, but Tommy stepped up and helped us out a

Trey Gerrald:

And he ended up doing the tattoo himself.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't have any tattoos, but I'm not the kind of dad who thinks there's

Trey Gerrald:

It was an area.

Trey Gerrald:

I have little expertise in and oh, think Tommy made it a solid experience for my son.

Trey Gerrald:

And the tattoo is great.

Trey Gerrald:

I'd recommend this place to anybody who wants some ink.

Trey Gerrald:

And this has been denoted twice as useful and twice as cool.

Chelsey Donn:

Cool.

Chelsey Donn:

Dave.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Cool, Dave.

Chelsey Donn:

So I like this five star review try.

Chelsey Donn:

It's very interesting to me.

Chelsey Donn:

I think that like, you know how we have this whole theory about one star reviews where

Chelsey Donn:

And then I believe you, I'm just realizing and hearing this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

like at first I was like, it doesn't really sound like a five-star review, but then I was like, but

Chelsey Donn:

It could have turned out and I'm going to be more likely to believe him because he was honest about

Chelsey Donn:

They didn't do whatever, but the tattoo ended up being good, which at the

Chelsey Donn:

So like good job, Dave kind of queenly move.

Trey Gerrald:

I know that's one of them.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, two reasons why I chose this.

Trey Gerrald:

I love the idea of like a parent.

Trey Gerrald:

Who's like, yeah, I don't care.

Trey Gerrald:

Like.

Trey Gerrald:

But then yes, it's the opposite of what we cover so much on the show.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I love that they like highlight that it wasn't completely smooth sailings,

Chelsey Donn:

So we have one spelling error and that's gave out consent.

Chelsey Donn:

Is that right?

Trey Gerrald:

And then at the end, they also say, and oh, think Tommy made at a solid experience.

Trey Gerrald:

I think they've been to say.

Chelsey Donn:

Ah, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, I'm going to take James into consideration with my spelling

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I'm going to think there's a slight possibility that there could have been an issue.

Chelsey Donn:

So I think that's like that's a pass.

Trey Gerrald:

I have one other question.

Trey Gerrald:

What is your opinion on lowercase?

Trey Gerrald:

I lowercase D apostrophe S we learned we'd need IDs with matching lessons.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, no.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, like, I think that, that, like, that's almost like we need it.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like the, it, the ego and the superego, I think.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

In that case should be capital.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

All

Trey Gerrald:

but I still got the point.

Chelsey Donn:

Cool day is pretty cool.

Chelsey Donn:

Pretty cool dad to co-sign on the 16 year old son.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, personally, I'm not a tattoo person.

Chelsey Donn:

Might as well got that off right out of the bat.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll never get one.

Chelsey Donn:

How about you?

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think I've been with two friends while they've gotten tattoos,

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know what I would want.

Trey Gerrald:

Also.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't want to be committed to something the rest of my life also.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think I could do the like hours and hours of like the tiny needle.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think I could do it.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I don't think I have the stamina to like, withstand that.

Trey Gerrald:

That's really why I don't want One,.

Chelsey Donn:

I agree.

Chelsey Donn:

I there's so many reasons I just don't want, I cannot commit to something permanently like that.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't have that kind of personality and also religious reasons, but that's.

Trey Gerrald:

I know, I thought of that too.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, but here's the thing I really liked.

Chelsey Donn:

Dave asses Review!

Chelsey Donn:

is kind of looking through it, just now looking through my notes to see why I liked it so much.

Chelsey Donn:

And I think it's because there's information and like a built-in referral

Chelsey Donn:

The IDs needing to match the last name.

Chelsey Donn:

Like maybe if I was parent like Dave and I was a cool Dave, maybe I would want to know, oh, cool.

Chelsey Donn:

Like this is a place where I can do this for my kid.

Chelsey Donn:

I just need to make sure that I have my ID or like, I don't know, whatever it might be helping.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe you have a different last name than your kid, and you'd have to like work a

Chelsey Donn:

So I thought that that was kind of cool of cool, Dave.

Chelsey Donn:

I know that's not his name, but I can't call him anything.

Chelsey Donn:

And then I also liked that they shouted out Tommy, Tommy obviously sort of saved

Chelsey Donn:

So if I go, I know, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Tommy, somebody that maybe I'd want to go to, they didn't put a picture, right?

Trey Gerrald:

No image.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause that's a big question.

Trey Gerrald:

Am I do I do want to know where the son's tattoo is on the body?

Trey Gerrald:

I be curious, like, how detailed is it?

Trey Gerrald:

What is it, how long did it take?

Trey Gerrald:

But I do want to point out, I actually give a lot of credit to the fact that Dave cool,

Trey Gerrald:

that like you might be dealing with lots of drunk people or, you know,

Trey Gerrald:

I'm happy to know that at least when Dave was there, the people working weren't in that

Trey Gerrald:

Cause I, I just feel like that could be very risky, especially in

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, yeah, it's interesting because normally, like a photo would just

Chelsey Donn:

You know, what do they say?

Chelsey Donn:

A photo is worth a thousand words, especially in this case.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, grade.

Chelsey Donn:

When I see a establishment and they have five star reviews across the board

Chelsey Donn:

To the point where they're overall is five, even though they have some one-star reviews, it makes

Chelsey Donn:

This was a F a five and not a four, because it does feel a little bit Forry it makes

Chelsey Donn:

And I feel like there's a very easy way in a tattoo Review!

Chelsey Donn:

to prove whether or not that's true or not.

Chelsey Donn:

And that is include a photo,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I hear that.

Chelsey Donn:

but especially as a tip to like the business owner, because if you are

Chelsey Donn:

So we can see this is what's coming out of the store.

Trey Gerrald:

It is interesting because this is written by the father and not the 16 year old.

Trey Gerrald:

But yeah, I asked, I also wish that there was.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Do we think it's common or fluky?

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I wonder how many under 18 year olds like get parental consent.

Trey Gerrald:

I wonder, I'm curious how often that happens.

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't seem like the tattoo parlor was thrown by that at all.

Trey Gerrald:

They talked about on the phone and then Tommy was like, Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

it's fine.

Trey Gerrald:

You know?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Chelsey Donn:

Not necessarily, I guess, being the most common in this sense, because the

Chelsey Donn:

So even if you weren't in this quite this situation, you would still leave knowing

Trey Gerrald:

Any humor or entertainment here?

Chelsey Donn:

No pretty like dad.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, Dave keeps it nice and cool.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, the only thing I want to touch on again quickly, um, with common is just

Chelsey Donn:

There's no guarantee you're getting Tommy.

Trey Gerrald:

That's true.

Trey Gerrald:

I think I could crown this.

Chelsey Donn:

I think I can crown cool.

Chelsey Donn:

Dave.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and in an effort to

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So Trey is holding up three and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

To be honest, I was teetering between four and four and a half myself.

Chelsey Donn:

I decided to go with four because I, I, I kind of talked myself out of making

Chelsey Donn:

I took away the one crown because.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm a little bit suspicious because I didn't get that photo.

Chelsey Donn:

I just wish I would've gotten that photo.

Chelsey Donn:

And then I think it would have taken me over the top, but other than that good Review!

Chelsey Donn:

useful information specificity that I enjoyed and the unique spin on a situation that

Chelsey Donn:

So for that reason, I went with four crowns, why three and a half.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I think that you persuaded me cause I didn't.

Trey Gerrald:

I also in looking, I noticed tons of photos, but I didn't even think about it with this one.

Trey Gerrald:

And then I did sort of make me think, like, I there's at least half a crown taken off.

Trey Gerrald:

If you didn't include, like, this is an artwork, so.

Trey Gerrald:

I kind of want to see it for myself, but I, I actually appreciated the reversal the

Trey Gerrald:

I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

I kind of think it feels like a four-star.

Trey Gerrald:

So I went with three and a half because I think it's, you know, I believe them, I think there

Chelsey Donn:

Fair enough.

Trey Gerrald:

but good job Cole day.

Chelsey Donn:

Cool.

Chelsey Donn:

Dave, way to show up to the battle.

Chelsey Donn:

I got to say you put up a good fight.

Chelsey Donn:

Cool, Dave.

Trey Gerrald:

And I appreciate the cool Dave is like supportive of whatever their kid wants.

Trey Gerrald:

Like we should all be so as kids.

Chelsey Donn:

exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So let's take a quick break.

Trey Gerrald:

And when we come back, we can hear an entirely different side of the story.

Chelsey Donn:

Ho ho ho ha ha.

Trey Gerrald:

tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

Cute.

VOICEOVER:

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER:

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald:

It's game time.

Trey Gerrald:

And guess what?

Trey Gerrald:

Listeners, we have a brand new game created entirely by Chelsey Donn, cello.

Trey Gerrald:

What are we doing?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm so scared.

Chelsey Donn:

my goodness.

Chelsey Donn:

I worked so hard on this Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

So this game is called tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

R O.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

So here's the deal.

Chelsey Donn:

I am going to read something that is either a tattoo or a Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey's going to have about three seconds to decide, or we're going to have

Trey Gerrald:

Here's ed a tattoo Or is it a Review!?

Chelsey Donn:

Or both.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

There's no doubt about that.

Chelsey Donn:

They're probably both.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

pickles, no ketchup,

Trey Gerrald:

Review!

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

I know.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Trey Gerrald:

tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

I know Review!

Chelsey Donn:

for quest protein powder on Amazon.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not going to be easy.

Chelsey Donn:

I told you I worked hard on this.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

God

Chelsey Donn:

Moose meat.

Trey Gerrald:

tattoo.

Trey Gerrald:

I go vault.

Chelsey Donn:

That is a review for cryo healthcare, which didn't

Trey Gerrald:

Whoa,

Chelsey Donn:

Alright.

Chelsey Donn:

Roses are red.

Chelsey Donn:

My name's Dave.

Chelsey Donn:

This poem makes no sense microwave.

Trey Gerrald:

that's a tattoo.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

I got one.

Trey Gerrald:

Finally, I got a

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

I know.

Chelsey Donn:

Isn't that such a crazy tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

More fun, little playground.

Trey Gerrald:

Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Rovio yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Review!

Chelsey Donn:

that's the maple street playground.

Chelsey Donn:

staring bitch.

Trey Gerrald:

I hope it's a tattoo.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, my God.

Chelsey Donn:

I know aggressive, right?

Trey Gerrald:

It's like those bumper stickers where you're like, okay, calm down.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Naughty or nice.

Trey Gerrald:

This could be either thing.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm going to say, I'm going to say Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

It is a reveal, but, but it was definitely planted.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause it could be either one.

Chelsey Donn:

It was a review for John, but Jews of all things.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

How many more should we do?

Chelsey Donn:

I have like a ton.

Trey Gerrald:

It's up to you.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's do a few more and then we'll do the others in the AFTRA

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't mess with pizza.

Trey Gerrald:

tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

That's good.

Chelsey Donn:

You're getting better.

Chelsey Donn:

There's a learning curve maybe.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, bro.

Chelsey Donn:

I can handle my Saturday live.

Trey Gerrald:

Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

I know.

Chelsey Donn:

Can you believe it?

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Just beat the devil out of it.

Trey Gerrald:

tattoo.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's do a last one.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you have a big grand finale?

Chelsey Donn:

This place needed a new manager.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm just going to say tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

It's a Review!, but I just thought it would be so funny if that was a tattoo.

Trey Gerrald:

What is that for?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

That's our view for Chucky GS,

Trey Gerrald:

Ah,

Chelsey Donn:

this place data, new manager.

Trey Gerrald:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I got six listeners.

Trey Gerrald:

How many did you get?

Chelsey Donn:

really good.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

Those were so much harder than I thought they would be.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm telling you I didn't go for the low hanging fruit.

Chelsey Donn:

Like my entire algorithm in Instagram will forever be changed and I don't even want the tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

So there you

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that was fun.

Trey Gerrald:

Thanks Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

Thanks

Trey Gerrald:

me on that fun adventure of tattoo or Review!

Trey Gerrald:

is it a hot too, or is it a raw view ground?

Trey Gerrald:

I find out we'll hear more on our after show.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, that was fun.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

We're back from that fun brand new never been seen or heard game break.

Chelsey Donn:

I had

Trey Gerrald:

have one more sound effect.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, now we are really back.

Chelsey Donn:

We are back from that brand new game break.

Chelsey Donn:

And if you just skipped ahead to the second review, you might want to rewind back.

Chelsey Donn:

it was, uh, it was quite a good time and something totally different.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Good job Chelsey.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, queen.

Trey Gerrald:

So let's hear the flip side.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm nervous.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

What is this one star you.

Trey Gerrald:

have?

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't be nervous.

Chelsey Donn:

Try.

Chelsey Donn:

You're safe.

Chelsey Donn:

It's okay.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

So this is a one-star review written by Brooke B.

Chelsey Donn:

Obviously we know the subject, so let's just get right into it.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't believe every Review!

Chelsey Donn:

you see?

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, no.

Chelsey Donn:

Me and my boyfriend when to get tattoos last night, because why not?

Chelsey Donn:

It's Vegas anyways.

Chelsey Donn:

I just wanted a simple line work tattoo, no shading, no depth.

Chelsey Donn:

Just simply line work.

Chelsey Donn:

When I showed the artist who did not tell me his name, the tattoo I wanted, he said, and I quote.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, sweet.

Chelsey Donn:

I love line work tattoos like that.

Chelsey Donn:

Like minimalistic.

Chelsey Donn:

I then send him the picture of what I wanted, which printed funky because of the lighting.

Chelsey Donn:

So he traced it out and looked awful on the face.

Chelsey Donn:

When he put that Sensel on my, I made sure to tell him I wanted the eyes like

Chelsey Donn:

He said, don't worry.

Chelsey Donn:

He can do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, this had to took about an hour, which I thought was crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

He kept going back for more ink and changing the needles and whatever, and it hurt.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll be honest.

Chelsey Donn:

I was wondering what the hell he's doing that hurts so bad and feels like he's scribbling

Chelsey Donn:

He's the professional.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

No.

Chelsey Donn:

When I saw my tattoo in the mirror, finally,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh no.

Chelsey Donn:

I almost passed out because I hated it so much.

Chelsey Donn:

Obviously it's permanent.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It's funny.

Chelsey Donn:

I got, obviously it's permanent and beyond fixing.

Chelsey Donn:

So

Trey Gerrald:

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn:

I paid.

Chelsey Donn:

Once I got outside, I was sobbing and how ugly it is how much I hated it immediately.

Chelsey Donn:

After getting into the Uber, I started researching laser tattoo removal.

Chelsey Donn:

And once I realized that is so out of my budget, I've decided to get a coverup from a place.

Chelsey Donn:

I know once this awful thing heals, I just don't know where he went wrong.

Chelsey Donn:

There was such a simple design.

Chelsey Donn:

I gave him and he just completely chewed it up.

Chelsey Donn:

Shit it out, then set it on fire.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel free to laugh at how cute my original design was and how the cherub I ended up with looks.

Chelsey Donn:

I wanted to cry.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

And then.

Chelsey Donn:

She did include two photos, the original photo, which I can share with Patreon, but it's like

Chelsey Donn:

So simple just lines, literally, no shading at all.

Chelsey Donn:

And then a photo of the actual tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

And then.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, it says now, um, now what is this shit?

Chelsey Donn:

It's fates looks like an old witch and a cherub had a love child and what's with the hair.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'll show you.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll tell you yesterday.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Sharing entire screen.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, I don't want to.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, yeah, that's not too that first.

Chelsey Donn:

Hold on.

Chelsey Donn:

So know, I feel bad for Brooke.

Chelsey Donn:

She definitely didn't get what she wanted.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So this is Brooke's original concept.

Chelsey Donn:

Can you see.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, it is

Chelsey Donn:

So it's like,

Trey Gerrald:

lines.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's all singular lines.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it does look like there's like, yeah, it's an angel cherub.

Chelsey Donn:

They have like cheek, like it looks like they have a little bit of blush, but I can see how you

Chelsey Donn:

I don't want any shading.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just, it's just line.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's clear.

Chelsey Donn:

They gave a, um,

Trey Gerrald:

the eyeball.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah, it's cute.

Chelsey Donn:

It's cute.

Chelsey Donn:

And then this is what they ended up with.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, no, what's up with.

Trey Gerrald:

this arm.

Trey Gerrald:

Why is the arm red

Chelsey Donn:

Well, maybe blood

Trey Gerrald:

look at the shading in the, hair.

Trey Gerrald:

the hair is like bangs are black.

Chelsey Donn:

and so bad.

Chelsey Donn:

You guys it's, it's so bad.

Chelsey Donn:

Like.

Chelsey Donn:

I think I was going to saving the description is actually pretty accurate

Trey Gerrald:

uh,

Chelsey Donn:

that it has like, uh, its face looks like an old wedge and a chair I've

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, really like what is with the hair.

Chelsey Donn:

And they will say, it's funny about Brooke is that Brooke didn't need.

Trey Gerrald:

no.

Chelsey Donn:

She used hardly any she's one of the, you know, I feel like it's a Jen.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, I leaving it up.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause it's so funny.

Chelsey Donn:

I know.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, I know I've, you know, like gen Z, the ones that are younger than us?

Trey Gerrald:

I think so.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

You know how they like do this thing where they just write in lowercase letters.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know if you could see this, but Brooke's entire Review!

Chelsey Donn:

was written in just lowercase letters though.

Chelsey Donn:

Like punctuation, commas, you know, all of that was correct.

Trey Gerrald:

me crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

Which, yeah, I know it was, it was a little bit, but it didn't drive me that crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

But what was, what was interesting is that the word hurt is written

Trey Gerrald:

all

Chelsey Donn:

letters, which really makes it stand out.

Chelsey Donn:

It's almost like there's a poet that does this, right.

Chelsey Donn:

That just writes in lowercase

Trey Gerrald:

EE Cummings.

Chelsey Donn:

E Cummings.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

It's almost like an EE Cummings poet, like a long E Cummings poem, because,

Chelsey Donn:

All you see is hurt when you look at it, like really stands out like a word find.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So speaking, speaking on the hurt.

Trey Gerrald:

So I did think it was funny, like Brooke says, why is it hurting?

Trey Gerrald:

Like, why is there scribbling?

Trey Gerrald:

Why it feels like someone's scribbling on my arm.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, and then obviously we both died at obviously it's permanent, but this brings

Trey Gerrald:

Or the girl, I don't know who the tattoo person was.

Trey Gerrald:

They didn't

Trey Gerrald:

give name, which

Chelsey Donn:

didn't the name.

Trey Gerrald:

but

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, the person didn't give them the name, which is, I think is very interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

They don't have name tags.

Chelsey Donn:

No.

Chelsey Donn:

And the person like didn't give them the name, maybe because they didn't

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Also.

Trey Gerrald:

I was also curious, like, you can't see how it's going.

Trey Gerrald:

Like you only get a reveal, like a make-over on a show like you, like in Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Doubtfire,

Chelsey Donn:

I mean,

Trey Gerrald:

and it's like, hello.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know, cause I've never had a tattoo, but like I've been watching

Chelsey Donn:

Like if it was on your arm, they're kind of like on top of it with a needle and

Chelsey Donn:

ink smears.

Chelsey Donn:

I can kind of see how, if somebody was just in there and like Brooke said she was

Chelsey Donn:

Like,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, my God that

Chelsey Donn:

And, and something that they touched on that I think is really important

Chelsey Donn:

is don't believe every Review!

Chelsey Donn:

you see, because I think that this sense of false security of, oh,

Chelsey Donn:

Came from the fact that they do have so many, five star reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

And if you see so many, five star reviews, you are going to kind of

Chelsey Donn:

And it sounds like this was Brooke's first tattoo.

Trey Gerrald:

seem that way.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause they seem very new to this whole world.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I know nothing about tattoos, like literally zero.

Chelsey Donn:

And I know it align work tattoo is that is not aligned work tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

Like they clearly had a conversation where it was like wine work.

Chelsey Donn:

No shading looks like this.

Chelsey Donn:

So even if something did go wrong with the cental and maybe that should have

Chelsey Donn:

If.

Chelsey Donn:

It's so basic.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just like such a basic trace line,

Trey Gerrald:

what I was going say.

Chelsey Donn:

like a hard skill to do.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't.

Chelsey Donn:

I think that they're the people that are really good at these thin lines.

Chelsey Donn:

Tattoos that a lot of celebrities and people like are super popular.

Chelsey Donn:

Dr.

Chelsey Donn:

Wu.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean like the schedule, they are flying all over the world, you know, like

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not demeaning the art of it, but I will say it seems very clear what Brooklyn.

Chelsey Donn:

There's no color in her image.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just a black and white image and this final tattoo, it's like the hair's like kind of

Trey Gerrald:

but the most part to me are the white dots and the.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

It looks like they like went too dark and then just put in white.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I think that is when Brooke references what's with all the changing of the needles.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm assuming that's

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, you're probably, yeah, it was probably the color.

Chelsey Donn:

You're

Trey Gerrald:

Well, to all of this, I do think this is seeping and value

Trey Gerrald:

It's like the before and the after, that's huge.

Trey Gerrald:

And I just feel like I believe it because I can see the image.

Trey Gerrald:

So I don't even question if it's truthful or shady.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I guess like if I was trying to like cover all corners here, No,

Trey Gerrald:

It just seems like yikes.

Trey Gerrald:

Now, as far as typical, common fluke, I have no idea, but we're in this debate

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know, but it doesn't seem like this is like the David or like some, it's like a little

Trey Gerrald:

Like it doesn't that involved.

Trey Gerrald:

Like you're

Chelsey Donn:

And if is, if it is my point, is that it's enough of a known

Chelsey Donn:

Nine months ago.

Chelsey Donn:

So at this point in, you know, 20, 22 or 2021, when this was written, we know this design

Chelsey Donn:

So if somebody comes into a tattoo shop that is this renowned and this whatever

Chelsey Donn:

They would say, oh, Bobby Bobby is the one that's really good at doing the line

Trey Gerrald:

going to say that too, right?

Trey Gerrald:

Like that ease that a lot of the artists would have their specialties.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause even on the tattoo redo show that I'm watching, like each artist that they show,

Chelsey Donn:

And that's like, what's cool about these tattoo artists.

Chelsey Donn:

And I would imagine that that would be what's cool about coming to one of these places is

Chelsey Donn:

Skillsets and different things to offer.

Chelsey Donn:

And so when you are telling them, this is what I want, you would think that they

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, this is so not what was requested.

Trey Gerrald:

that's really like I'm sitting here thinking like, obviously I think I was

Trey Gerrald:

Cause that's a little to me, but I'm also thinking I appreciate it because I imagined

Trey Gerrald:

It'll be okay.

Trey Gerrald:

figure it out.

Trey Gerrald:

They do those.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know that like it does kind of make me think this is very queenly right?

Trey Gerrald:

It would really make me arm

Chelsey Donn:

like do.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like not like, do you specialize in this?

Chelsey Donn:

Do you have photos that you've done of like this style?

Trey Gerrald:

But then I also do think, like, you know, the, you know, devil's advocate

Trey Gerrald:

And so like, you have to like it more than like offending or upsetting the artist.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it's going to be on you forever.

Trey Gerrald:

So I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Poor bruh.

Trey Gerrald:

Fuck.

Chelsey Donn:

I also feel like it's one of those things, like once the train

Chelsey Donn:

And also I think the whole idea of the stencil and like you were saying whether or not you can see it

Chelsey Donn:

So the stencil is on top of the skin and they're doing it like over the Stenzel.

Chelsey Donn:

You might not really know exactly what it is until they take the cents off and do the

Chelsey Donn:

Like you might not actually see it, which makes me realize, I mean, Dutch palsy obviously, but why.

Chelsey Donn:

Dr.

Chelsey Donn:

Wu and celebrity tattoo artists that literally like one of my friend's

Chelsey Donn:

I think she does all of like Hillary Duff stuff and Hillary flies her

Chelsey Donn:

And I was like, wow, that's extreme, but no, it's not extreme because it's that important.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you have to be able to trust the person that's doing it to be able to deliver.

Chelsey Donn:

1000%.

Chelsey Donn:

Like they have to have a home run every time because it's like, yeah, it's on you forever.

Chelsey Donn:

Scary stuff.

Trey Gerrald:

I think I can.

Trey Gerrald:

think I can crown Brock.

Trey Gerrald:

How do you feel?

Chelsey Donn:

I think I can Cranbrook.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So I went with four and a half crowns tray, one with a full Review Queen,

Chelsey Donn:

Tell us why you made Brooke B a Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

Nice constellation prize,

Trey Gerrald:

I don't like the use of all lowercase, but I that's my personal taste.

Trey Gerrald:

And that's my opinion.

Trey Gerrald:

That's really the negative here.

Trey Gerrald:

I honestly think like the images really push it over.

Trey Gerrald:

I really now have a fuller sense of that was really lacking and the five star to

Trey Gerrald:

One-Star-Zinger.

Trey Gerrald:

I just feel for Brock and I, I think this is something I will remember.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm definitely going to remember that, which knows.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, why did you do four and a half?

Chelsey Donn:

know I was so teetering before between four and a half and five.

Chelsey Donn:

And I, I did take off the demerit for the all caps, but I feel like I

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I really feel like Brooke is so Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Queenie here and did everything that she was supposed to do for the assignment.

Chelsey Donn:

She made me feel.

Chelsey Donn:

Genuinely bad for Like, and then after I felt bad, I looked at the photos and I was like, Ooh girl.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I, you know, so she was, she was truthful and, and like made me feel something.

Chelsey Donn:

And then she provided the evidence.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm, uh, I'm going to say, let's make Brooke a full Review Queen signed off

Chelsey Donn:

Good job Bruck.

Chelsey Donn:

You really brought it and I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

And I hope, I hope it didn't get on that show tattoo, redo,

Trey Gerrald:

I

Chelsey Donn:

and, uh, they can help you out,

Trey Gerrald:

I also just, I want to reiterate that like Brock, I mean,

Trey Gerrald:

Brooke really treats them like the expert and you see the, oh, I'm sorry, Brooke, but congrats.

Trey Gerrald:

You're a Review Queen for.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

I hope that that like makes the sting just a little bit less stingy,

Trey Gerrald:

some of the hurt

Trey Gerrald:

well, all of your listeners, If you have any tattoos, call us, tell us about it.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you have any horror stories?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you have any fun stories?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you know anything about tattoos?

Trey Gerrald:

Cause we sort of are novices in that world.

Trey Gerrald:

So if you have anything you want to share about tattoos, call us, leave us a voicemail.

Trey Gerrald:

We'll discuss it on the show.

Trey Gerrald:

1 8 5 0 Review!

Trey Gerrald:

zero.

Chelsey Donn:

If you disagree, please always feel free to let us know.

Chelsey Donn:

So now we've heard this one star opinion of Illuminati, and we've heard

Chelsey Donn:

How do we feel like would, if we were of the tattoo, getting

Chelsey Donn:

I use the railway,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I would go, I just would be very particular and I, I will learn from Brock to be

Trey Gerrald:

What would you to,

Chelsey Donn:

I guess my overall feeling on it is that I think that I am right in that.

Chelsey Donn:

I think there's some insider incentive here for these five-star reviews because we have

Chelsey Donn:

These ones are reviews and.

Chelsey Donn:

We have that five serve you, that felt more like a four star review.

Chelsey Donn:

And we're leading on our website with all these five star review things.

Chelsey Donn:

So something smells fishy and Illuminati town to me.

Chelsey Donn:

And I do not think that I can trust this Yelp.

Chelsey Donn:

That is my takeaway.

Trey Gerrald:

um,

Chelsey Donn:

And, and that's, that's the feeling that I'm going away

Chelsey Donn:

Representation now a 3.5 might be, you know, I don't think that a

Trey Gerrald:

I get it.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, here you

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

My equation, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald:

Who are you inducting today for?

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

We know friend of the pod, Emily Crowder, we've already nominated her before,

Chelsey Donn:

When you, like, when you need a little serotonin boost, you know, go to Emily

Chelsey Donn:

So one day I was going through Emily's stories and she happens to share Mandy Patinkin Instagram.

Chelsey Donn:

Now, I don't know if do you follow Mandy Patinkin?

Chelsey Donn:

No, you don't.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, you shed because it is like, so I don't know why it's just so comforting.

Chelsey Donn:

It's Mandy Patinkin.

Chelsey Donn:

As we know the actor, the famed actor, Broadway movies, all the things he shares this page

Chelsey Donn:

And their son, I guess, is involved with filming them in these videos that are just

Chelsey Donn:

That was just like, so poignant and Lamont wrote bird by bird.

Chelsey Donn:

I just think there's not enough content out there that just makes you feel good.

Chelsey Donn:

It makes you feel comfortable to watch it.

Chelsey Donn:

And I highly recommend you get Mandy Patinkin.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll follow whether or not you're a huge fan of him as an actor or not.

Chelsey Donn:

I just find his page to be so endearing and I have to endorse them.

Chelsey Donn:

And I will say that beyond the fact that they have these videos that are.

Chelsey Donn:

Heartwarming and them at home and feel very authentic and real, like a real relationship.

Chelsey Donn:

They also are pretty outspoken in terms of advocacy for standing up for

Chelsey Donn:

Like they're really big with the IRC, um, international rescue committee and

Chelsey Donn:

It's a nice mix of like, it's inspiring.

Chelsey Donn:

It's funny.

Chelsey Donn:

It's boomers that, you know, don't know millennial things and.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just a hodgepodge of everything that I like when it comes to a great Instagram page.

Chelsey Donn:

So thanks Emily Crowder, fraternity me on to it and check it out at Mandy Patinkin on Instagram.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm going to make you My Royal Highness, Mandy Patinkin and Catherine grody.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

No, I don't follow Mandy Patinkin, but I obviously know who he is.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that was fun.

Trey Gerrald:

Good.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm going to follow him into Patinkin and then I'll know what you're talking about.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we did a queen that is another round on the REU, a herder head RQ Ferris wheel of that hurts.

Chelsey Donn:

Good try.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

If you like what you heard, please share it with a friend and share it forever.

Trey Gerrald:

Forever and ever if he didn't like what you heard.

Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

So let's keep the show going.

Chelsey Donn:

And I know a few of you have said you wanted that kind of offering.

Chelsey Donn:

So it is there now for you and we greatly appreciate whatever you can.

Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

And I am at Trey Gerrald on today's after show pod, Chelsey and I are going

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For a Guston farms, lunch and dinner, variety, pale emergency food supply, four gallon

Chelsey Donn:

oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

If I was going down, I don't know that I'd want clam chowder, you know,

Trey Gerrald:

so to find out what made Chelsey say.

Chelsey Donn:

poop, poop, poop, poop.

Chelsey Donn:

And find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh ass oh Asperger.

Chelsey Donn:

then join our patreonPage@Patreon.com slash Review

Trey Gerrald:

And remember

Chelsey Donn:

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn:

You're a queen.

Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

Of course.

Trey Gerrald:

Bye

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe

Trey Gerrald:

Mandy Patinkin and huh.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, was it a left field?

Chelsey Donn:

I just listen.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe when you start following, you'll understand.

Chelsey Donn:

Now you're wearing the Wolf shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe you're going to start feeling differently.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

I thought you were going to do that tattoo thing.

Trey Gerrald:

So that really threw bait.

Trey Gerrald:

I was like Mandy

Chelsey Donn:

I was, let's get to the tattoo redo, but they don't know anything about tattoos.

Chelsey Donn:

So I didn't feel like I should, co-sign a tattoo or redo show that people seem

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

And last minute I just thought, well, I have been spending a

Chelsey Donn:

So I might as well give Mandy and, and, uh, his wife credit

Trey Gerrald:

And sun,

Chelsey Donn:

and son.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, you know, it's a decision that I made and now it's permanent.

Trey Gerrald:

I love that you did.

Trey Gerrald:

I just literally was like, how is she going to get to this tattoo show by talking about Emily

Chelsey Donn:

Emily Crowder.

Trey Gerrald:

And then it was like Mandy Patinkin.

About the Podcast

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Trey Gerrald

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Chelsey Donn

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