Episode 54: Three Wolf T-Shirt

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Hey Chelsey goose goose.

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How you doing?

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Oh, I'm good.

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Goldie seems a little bit barky.

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So hopefully that will resolve over the course of the taping.

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I'm good.

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As you know, I'm like so busy, I've been staring at a computer screen for so long, just trying to

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do, you have blue light blocking glasses,

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these are supposed to be blue, light blocking, but I think

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One is supposed to sit at a

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lights up it's

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the blue is like, um, yeah, I'm out.

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I'm tired.

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How's your

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I'm having a good week

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you know, I'm excited to share.

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I leased a car.

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stop you did.

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Oh my God.

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Did you cry?

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Did you, was it emotional?

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Like.

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I have explicitly not been sharing with Chelsey so that

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I'm so happy.

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I leased my car last Wednesday and it's been good.

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It was, I went with a Hyundai.

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Okay.

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Which is awesome.

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And they have this little thing nowadays called express shopping with true pricing transparency,

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Oh,

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basically like locks you in to a deal sheet.

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And then you go and in-person and they have to honor it for the three days.

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The deal sheet is good for.

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So I went in.

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I met with this wonderful salesperson named Melo, and they did not try to do anything shady.

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They actually took an additional $200 off when I asked and all as well.

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So now Chelsey, I have a black 20, 22 Hyundai venue SUV.

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Oh my God.

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like a little teeny baby version of your nice BMW.

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Okay.

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Well, the, everybody doesn't need to know how bougie I am, but

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But I can't wait for them to park beside each other.

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Cause you'll see.

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It's like a teeny little funny version of

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I love that though.

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So is this, is this Hyundai specific with a pricing thing?

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Like that's something they do.

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It is something that they specifically do.

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I don't know if every single dealership does it, but

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certain do.

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Yeah.

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And I asked mellow the salesperson.

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I asked him, you know, like, do people do this all the time?

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And he was like, no, because I think people think there has to be a catch.

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So they don't think it's actually real.

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like, wow, this is Crazy.

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And I told him,

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I

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a big fan of Hyundai is

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Oh, really?

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he, he drove one for a while.

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Yeah.

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Like in the recent past, like not even that long ago, he's just always been a fan.

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He thinks it's a really well-made automobile.

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Well, Mella was telling me that the good thing is, is that Hyundai is newer than

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And so they don't necessarily have to do cutting edge technology.

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They don't have to offer as many things.

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And so.

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What's exciting about Hyundai is that they're still trying to expand and make

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So, but I'm very happy that now I have a car that I can officially announce on the podcast

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oh, you

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who wants Kia should not go to Jack Daniel's Kia in New Jersey.

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I, I, you did.

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I'm proud of you way to give a live on the air.

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Review!

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go

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dead Jack Daniels Kia, now that they were screwing over a person with a

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Oh, they should not do that, especially not a Review Queen.

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Yikes.

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So, Yeah.

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But anyway,

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so I'm very happy.

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But with that anger that I literally just like tapped into, I'm really

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I really need that.

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Lodge A Complaint.

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Against a very common day nuisance.

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Um, Chelsey, I'm actually going to pick up my camera and I'm going to show you?

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what happened.

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This happened to me earlier today, whole punch confetti,

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Oh, yes.

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you ever gone to a hole punch and you're trying to punch it.

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You

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Oh no.

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And the bottom

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the bottom just goes

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Yeah.

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I hate that.

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Well girl diva friend that happened to me today.

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It made me so angry that I couldn't even pick it up.

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I just said, you know what, that's my complaint for today.

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I, why does the bottom of the whole pot, the three-hole punch?

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Why does it come off that easily?

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Why, why does it take a

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Was it overstuffed.

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That's what I always look to blame myself.

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So I'm like, did I stop it too

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No, it's definitely, it's definitely not overstock.

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It's just malfunction.

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It is.

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I honestly, this whole punch is Dave EDS.

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That was in his Chelsey apartment that he lived in for

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so it's been

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who knows when he bought this?

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So it might actually be deficit of grip of this whole punch base, regardless.

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is something that you have to frequently be aware of with hole.

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Punches is not to spill the confetti.

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And we all know that.

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I love to complain about.

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Yes, we do know

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But an unexpected confetti or a non celebratory confetti, but a paper confetti

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I don't want you all over the floor.

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Well, I, as you know, I used to, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say who on the air.

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Cause I'm shady, I guess, or now I signed an NDA maybe, but I used to do fan mail for, for

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And the worst was the glitter bombs.

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Like I would open up, I would open up an envelope that some kid had sent and

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Oh my God.

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like a costed.

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So I know the feeling of like an unwanted, glitter bomb, explosion, whatever.

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I feel you that sucks.

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I have to Lodge A Complaint.

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Yeah.

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I'm like a big fan of the everything, but the bagel seasoning.

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I mean, I'm not like welcome to the party everybody is, but I decided to

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And then.

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I got a poppy seed stuck in my

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Um, now.

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And however it had gotten stuck there.

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It just, it would not come out.

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Like I had to actually get floss, get aggressive with the poppy seed that was stuck in my tooth.

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And they had to quickly like peruse my brain, like who did I see?

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You know, like just, I just went to the pharmacy and picked up a

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So like, did they notice, like, you know, that feeling when you're like, I've clearly had this.

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In my tooth.

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I didn't realize, then I realized I can't deal with it right away.

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Like I was like in the car, tried with the finger wasn't working.

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I had to literally like drive home to deal with this thing.

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I mean, I don't know who I'm complaining at.

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I'm just saying I wasn't happy about it.

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So I thought I'd talk about it today.

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I feel like those days are always like when you're feeling especially confident

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And something like a poppy seed.

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It's just so easy to like get lodged in there.

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So, okay.

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I'm not actually unfamiliar.

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So is this from trader?

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Joe's

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Yeah.

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I mean, trader Joe's, I think really started the everything, but the bagel seasoning hype.

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Now a lot of other brands have it as well.

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It's just, it's basically all of the, like, I love it.

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Everything bagel.

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If I'm going to get a bagel, it's going to be likely everything toasted

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not my now.

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But I do love and everything bagel.

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So I don't always want to eat bagels.

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People don't always want to have bagels, but they might like that flavor.

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And so I I'd say that's probably where the seasoning came from.

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And then people started doing like everything, crusted, tilapia and like that.

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One of my favorite things about Judaism is bagel.

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Oh yeah.

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I feel Like growing up in the south, we didn't really have bagels.

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I remember my mom would get frozen bagels.

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Like maybe once

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a lender.

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Yes.

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It wasn't like a thing.

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And so like when I first moved to New York, I would go to a Dunkin donuts and I would get

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It was so exciting to me that I had the option to get a bagel.

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And I like gained so much weight.

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Like I gained my freshmen 15, basically at Dunkin donuts with bagels.

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So then I was like, I always had the sense of like, um, torment around bagels, but being with

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I mean, sometimes feel like if I'm going down, I'm going down with

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What do you suspect is tray's favorite kind of bagel, since

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Ooh.

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Okay.

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Well, like I had an immediate feeling, but then I like took it back.

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Like, I don't know, like my immediate gut was like a cinnamon Razan.

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Oh my God.

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Am I right?

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That's so weird.

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Oh, my

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Why did you think that.

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I don't know.

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I just, like, as soon as I said it and your face had that reaction, I just immediately

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You're more of a savory guy, so that's why I thought maybe it was wrong, but I'm so

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Cause I was apparently so.

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Yeah, I really do like Simon resin, but I think if I'm going to have egg salad

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Yeah.

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And I love Flay goals,

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I like the flat.

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Those are the flat bagels.

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Are those like, is that, what's the difference between a Flagel on a bialy?

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Are they the same?

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We always talking about.

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Yeah, bialy a bagel and a yellow.

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I have no idea.

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I don't know.

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It'd be all he is

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Oh, God.

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Okay.

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Well,

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listeners call in.

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Um, alright Chelsey, should we jump into some online reviews?

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I think that's a great idea.

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And Chelsey, what have you got for us today?

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Okay.

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So today I have a one-star review from Amazon for the mountain.

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Men's three Wolf, moon short-sleeve sleeve.

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Now, do you know about these shirts where we have like a Wolf howling and a moon?

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it like in the pocket?

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No, this is

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I have no idea what this

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oh my God, you don't.

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Okay.

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So

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it again.

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Mountain men, three.

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three Wolf, moon, short sleeve tee.

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Okay.

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So I don't really know what this is, guys.

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People know there's a whole Wikipedia about it.

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Okay.

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There's a whole Wikipedia about this.

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T-shirt

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Oh, I just Googled, oh, three wolves howling out a man.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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So I came across this Review!

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so we have to, we have to break this down together.

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Okay.

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It is a one-star review written by Rita G.

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The subject is untapped potential.

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Oh, no.

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This is a verified purchase.

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Here we go.

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I found out that this t-shirt is absolutely too much for some people

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Yes.

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Thought he could maybe appreciate me helping to light the fire between he and my sister.

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She and I don't talk about intimate subjects.

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But I wanted her, but I wanted her to feel the deep burning that I felt when

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He was across the bar playing pool at the dead goat saloon salt lake.

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The room blurred around him.

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I got tunnel vision and the tingly sensations started down below and burned like a

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The three Wolf t-shirt brought that back with even a brighter burn of

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House.

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Ooh, the hell of the Wolf within him.

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Am I wrong for wanting this for my sister?

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No, I say definitely not.

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The crime here is that my brother-in-law hasn't even worn the t-shirt.

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W T F is he afraid?

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Does he feel unworthy?

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I wish I could repossess it.

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The thought of the pent up potential of a three Wolf t-shirt just wasting away in a drawer is

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I want to see if they have a three Wolf thong I can get for my sister.

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Maybe he will realize the dynamic he has prevented by not wearing his t-shirt.

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Help me someone, what can I do?

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Okay.

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Just for the listeners.

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If you haven't Googled our F if you found it on Instagram, this is literally just a t-shirt

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hair.

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right.

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How, like how laying with like cold breath fog, and there's like a moon in the right.

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There's nothing inherently sexual about this.

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in, I'm very excited.

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Those of you who are on the mailing list might have noticed that now we're

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And so I'm very much looking forward to doing some research about this because.

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I'm telling you, I looked this product up because I remembered even going back to like elementary

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And I thought maybe it was a Twilight thing.

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Cause it sort of crossed over with the same time period.

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So I'm very excited.

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There's definitely something there.

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I might be in crash, but I do believe that there is a belief and indigenous

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I just want to know if anybody listening has this

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Cause I don't Trey doesn't don't even really understand the connection to the shirt.

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I was whoa, I don't know why I was relying on you don't know, but either

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but do we think that this review is just totally a joke?

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Or do you think that this person is at all serious in what they're saying?

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And also the brother-in-law can we talk about it?

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That's the first thing I wrote down was brother-in-law dot, dot dot.

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Yes.

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And literally I was like, what?

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And then you said yes, but then I realized it was actually for the sister's sick.

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You know, I was going to ask you, are there a lot of funny jokey reviews about this product?

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Not on this page that I found,

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Cause I was wondering if this is like a cultural thing, like, is

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Yeah.

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I was wondering about that.

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Exactly.

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Like that's what I'm, I'm wondering if there's like a piece like that.

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That is messy.

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No, truthfully, I just, I Googled, you know, Wolf, moon T.

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And thank God, this Amazon page.

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So I, you know, I looked at it and you know how it does that thing where it says, this

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Like at the top, like it gives the examples.

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This was like the example of the bad review.

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So I just read I didn't do any deep dive digging through the reviews truthfully.

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Cause it was right.

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It was right up

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You know, it's interesting to me because I was trying to ascertain

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:01

Like if we think back to the after show a couple of weeks ago about AAA that triple X are

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:11

Blacks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:12

reviewer was very much like to the point wasn't for boasts

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:18

And like that was it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:19

This is like spelling out how salacious it is to be turned on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:24

That sort of rings a little like jokey or false, or like you're going into

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:30

And I, that makes me think maybe for comedy, but if I were to take Rita G at her at their

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:48

And if that is someone that you've been married to for 30 years, that does turn you on, then

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:03

So like, I can sort of follow the narrative a little bit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:06

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:07

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:07

But it does.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:09

I mean, something about it does sort of stand out about like, are

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:13

Are you trying to like get attention?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:16

Because I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:18

It does seem a little jokey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:19

What do you think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:23

I mean, the whole thing really seems like a joke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:25

Like it's kind of, it's just strange.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:27

That's why I'm like, am I missing something here?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:29

Like what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:31

So this is a one-star view.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:33

Because someone didn't wear the shirt your husband wore that like super attracted to you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:40

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:41

Rita G I don't think that this is one star worthy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:44

I think you obviously really like

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:47

Correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:48

It's a five-star review for the shirt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:50

It's a five-star review for the shirt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:52

It's a one serve you for your brother-in-law.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:55

So why.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:56

You know, listen, I brought this in because it was so funny and ridiculous that I just had to,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:05

So I had to bring it in.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:07

I'm going to give Rita like some points when we eventually crown her for, you know, comedy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:13

Cause I think there was like an effort at that, but I don't think that this is really

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:20

I don't know if.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

It, it feels kind of insider.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:24

Basebally like, it's like a joke planted for other people that feel this way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:29

I also, I, I do have a big question, mark.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:32

Like if we're going down a narrative storytelling route, how, how does Rita know that the

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:39

And then GO!

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:39

goes on to tell us that it's remaining folded in a drawer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:43

How do you know that Rita?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:44

That makes me

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:45

about this is false.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:47

Although I do,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:48

good point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:49

love, I love.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:51

The use of the phrase.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:53

I wish I could repossess it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:55

only think of repossession as like a house or a car, but like Rita purchased it and gave

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:03

So they want to repossess it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:04

I love that phrase.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:06

I'm going to

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:07

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:07

I mean the only, I guess, like what I was falling for the narrative there,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:12

I'm really glad you brought that up as like, maybe that she's very close with her sister.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

And so she's like convinced that if her sister's husband would have worn the shirt,

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:29

And it's so funny and I love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:30

And he's so sexy in that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:32

Maybe that's a little.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:33

You know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:34

Well, I have one more question.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:35

Narrative wise, we end with the ponderance on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:40

I wish they made a three Wolf thong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:43

So.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:45

Okay, but that also feels fishy narrative storytelling to me, because if it's a turn on

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:02

Or as Rita saying that if Rita wore a three.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:05

Well, thong, it would turn the husband on because far we are being told that the husband has turned

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:15

So then is this joke you're ending with

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:18

okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:19

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:20

Fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:21

I think the joke that we're ending or whatever, the point we're getting to, if there is one,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:30

And for whatever reason, this shirt really lit the fire for them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:35

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:35

So clearly her and her husband

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:38

Oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:39

good

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:39

fabulous night as a result of this t-shirt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:43

And so I think what sh Rita is saying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:46

Is that there's all this untapped potential in this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:49

T-shirt just sitting in the closet that could spice up their marriage.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:53

Well, if she tells her sister like, Hey babe, where are these underwear?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:57

It's going to really spice up your marriage.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:59

I think the chances that her sister will follow through are high.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:04

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:05

Maybe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:05

So I think that's why she's saying it, but are we taking any of this seriously?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:10

It's hard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:11

And also help me someone, what can I do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:14

What can you do about what, helping your brother-in-law wear the shirt?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:19

I guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:20

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:21

I, I do think if we look at the roster here, I do question the value.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:26

And I mean, I guess the information here is that this could be aphrodisiac.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:31

Like we need, we don't need clams.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:34

We don't need oysters.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:35

We don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:35

need,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:36

just say the Walty

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:37

need this Wolf t-shirt

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:39

try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:39

If I bought you, this will tell you what you wear it in the bedroom and tell me if it had an impact

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:44

without a doubt, I would absolutely wear

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:46

Great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:47

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:47

Fine

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:48

But I don't, but the value here, and I think the ultimate deal

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:54

Like this is a five star review for the t-shirt a one-star review for the family member.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:00

So I don't know how valuable this is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:02

What was Rita spelling and grammar like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:05

Good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:06

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:06

Good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:07

Um, WTF.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:11

is that multiple apps?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:13

So then see that makes me now I'm even more suspicious because we

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:19

And we learned from when James came on the show that there might be

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:24

I mean, how often do we

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:26

That was y'all.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:27

Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:27

that has no spelling errors.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:30

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:30

That was the up your ride.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:31

But how often do we have reviews that are thoroughly perfect.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:35

Oh, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:36

So your point is that like, the reason you're suspicious is because this is clearly

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:46

See your whole point about Twilight.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:48

I'm wondering if maybe this is like fan fiction, trying to see, like, this Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:54

going to pop off because if it does, then I'm going to turn this into a spinoff for Twilight

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:01

Rita G could have an ulterior motive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:04

I think it is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:05

And I think Reed is a writer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:06

Do you think is a common expense?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:09

Listen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:10

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:11

I'm going to say no, but I'm also going to leave room for, I know that there

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:17

So maybe for them it's common, but no, in the sense that we're giving this product a one-stop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

And we're raving about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:25

You know, like that's, I'm looking quickly at the other ones are reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:29

Cause I know you said like, are there a lot of joke reviews?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:32

And it doesn't really, I mean, there's like 10 pages.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:35

It's, it's a 2%, one star reviews, 84%, five.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

Um, and then the others are mixed in and most of the other bad reviews

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:46

I thought this was, you know, this didn't fit.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

Be aware.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:49

Men's sizing, not boys.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:50

Like, you know, that kind of stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:52

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:52

Wait, I just looked on Amazon

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:58

okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:59

and there's literally a screenshot.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:01

And a five-star review of Rainn Wilson from the office wearing this t-shirt did I

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:09

not

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:10

insane.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:11

earlier?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:12

You did

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:13

have never seen A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:15

single episode of the office.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:17

I know, I haven't really watched the office either.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

That's so crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:20

So this must be a joke from the office.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:23

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:24

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:26

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:26

Well there's we gotta have listeners that watch the office.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:29

Certainly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:29

I mean, my friends are all pulled when I tell them that I haven't watched it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:33

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:33

Well, well,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:35

know that I have one friend that watches the office very regularly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:38

So I'm going to ask her to listen to this Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:40

and call in and leave us a message to let us know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

so then what do we think?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:44

Do we think that read us truthful or shady?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:46

Oh, read a shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:48

I mean, at the end of the day, what we say is who is impacted by these reviews and

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

Familial matters.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:04

Have no business

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:05

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:06

That's Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:07

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:07

I think I could crown

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:08

I can crown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:09

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:10

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:17

We will simultaneously reveal our race.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:21

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:35

All of season two.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:36

So.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:36

that's crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

I can't believe that we both said half it's So.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:40

harsh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:40

I know, but I think it's accurate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:43

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:43

So why did you give Rita a half ground?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:46

I do just want to like be transparent here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:48

Like it was, I randomly saw like the first customer image was the rain Wilson screenshot,

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:58

So that conclusion I jumped to pretty quickly, regardless.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:01

I think I said half crown, because as we have already said, this is a review of the

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:10

So it's, miscategorized the half crown, because I did think it was common.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:15

But other than that, I don't think there's any value here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:18

I think it's stupid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:19

It's a t-shirt of three wolves, howling at a moon, but you're telling me it's sexier than oysters.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:25

So I just had half crown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:26

Cause it's not really gonna have an impact on me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:29

Why did you say half crowd for Rita G

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:31

I'm just going to say, I want you to hold judgment on that until

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:38

got to do it before it airs so that we can get a true

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:41

you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:43

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:43

I'll I'll order it as soon as we finish, so, oh, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:47

Cause David listens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:48

Hi David.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

So I did the half crown pretty much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:53

I mean yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:53

Spelling, grammar, and humor only for the verified purchase.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:57

I mean, at least you purchase the.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:59

um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:01

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:01

I mean, I can't really give more than that to Rita.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:04

Cause it just, this needs to be filtered out elsewhere.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:07

This is, this is like the equivalent to me of the Honolulu.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

in a way, because it just doesn't belong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:14

get that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:14

Yeah, I get that too

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:16

I'm so glad I brought that in because it was shady, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:19

So I feel like have we ever both done a half crown?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:23

I feel like that's so harsh for us.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:25

Yeah, I think we were just very much on the same page about Rita and, um,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:30

I guess what's like, what's there for me is like, if

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:34

like, I think that Kleenex Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:36

is so epic because it's very specifically giving five stars to Kleenex.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:45

And then this like rambling, hilarious, comical joke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:49

a good point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:50

That's a good point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:51

Try.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:51

This is a little misguided.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:53

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:54

Comedy done for comedy sake, with approval of the product and five star, no harm, no foul,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:06

make it one star, which means you're negatively impacting the business.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:10

You're negatively impacting the overall score.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:13

And it's just a joke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:14

You're losing me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:16

It just feels like it misses the target.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:18

Even if it, even if they'd given forced sports stars, I would still think, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:23

That's a little weird, but like one star that's a big ding to your,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:30

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:31

I just, it also, like, I just think the like thesis statement was hard me to follow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:37

Like, I don't think it's a sexy shirt, which is why ultimately we were like this,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:43

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:44

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:46

Anyway, better luck next time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:48

Or like next time, Rita J I hope the brother-in-law where's the product

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:55

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:56

My queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:00

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:01

Who are you inducting this week for

VOICEOVER: 00:32:04

My Royal

VOICEOVER: 00:32:05

Highness!

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:06

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:06

So today I am going to choose to be vulnerable and I'm going to induct something

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:16

So I'm going to induct the company called ForHims.com.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:21

They're also a sister company of ForHers.com.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:27

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:27

They make sexual wellness products, but I found Hims for hair loss.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:36

So I am 36 years old and I started to notice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:40

The front of my hair was getting very thin.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:44

And I am someone who, every time I go to the barber, it's like they use the

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:53

So I started to notice, Oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:56

I feel like my hair is thinning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:59

Am I really at this point in my life?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:01

So I started asking some friends and checking around and there is a

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:09

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:10

I don't know, it's a science word, but there is a medicine that you

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:25

it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:25

does something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:26

That basically like, re-engineered that process.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:30

So it won't create hair where hair is dead.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:35

it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:36

will regrow the hair where the hair has been blocked by this protein

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:43

And

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:44

So if we're like on the way out, but we're not out, we

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:49

And it's one of those things that the earlier you start

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:56

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:57

So I pulled the plug in December,

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:59

cause I

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:59

pun intended.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:01

literally I started to get a little paranoid about it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:03

Now, anyone that's on our Patreon supporters, you can see, like I do have a very far receding

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:13

So I'm not talking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:15

The receding, like I'll never grow new hair here because that has never really existed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:21

What has been growing back is the actual hair follicles here where my bangs

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:32

It does take several months for the real growth to happen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:36

So anyway, I have been seeing such positive results.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:39

I know many people who don't like to communicate about that don't like to share about it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:43

I don't really care.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:44

Uh, if you're experiencing hair loss, it's a choice nowadays.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:47

We're in this great new age of medicine where if you don't want to have thin balding hair and

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:57

So ForHims.com I have at the time of recording this episode, I have reached out to try to get

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:06

Hopefully by the time this is airing, I can plug in, we have a code or something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

I'm trying to make that work because I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:14

Really I'm endorsing it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:15

It's made a huge impact on me emotionally.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:18

And so for that reason today being brave, I don't like their pronoun usage, but we're just

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:26

This is it's hymns or hers, but the website is ForHims or ForHers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:33

And that's why you are My Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:36

Wow So is it just this product that is the solution or is

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:44

Like maybe I'm like, I don't really want to take that pill, but Ooh, that cream looks interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:50

Great question.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:51

It's actually, it's like a whole consultation situation where you like get on a, like a live

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

There's different types of hair loss and there's different solutions.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:09

So I do also, I did purchase a bundle, so I do have shampoo oil

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:16

And I have the medicine, the medicine tends to have the strongest results.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:20

And then obviously it's like, if you do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:21

all, it's the best.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:22

But yeah, there solutions that have nothing to do with ingesting medication

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:26

Great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:28

and also for hymns and for hers, like they have like erectile dysfunction medicine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:33

They have

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:34

I'm going to check out for her.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:36

I'm going to see if there's anything there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:38

I think J-Lo wants like endorsed for hers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:42

So it's like a real thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:44

okay, cool.

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Wow.

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something new today.

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There you go.

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Well, we did at Quinn, that's another hairy round on the argue a Ferris wheel of woo woo.

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Stop.

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Supercalifragilistic XB.

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my goodness.

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Trey.

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to find out what made Chelsey say,

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I really feel like, wow, this is the, this is the test.

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And to find out what made Trey say,

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maybe I should have done this forever episode.

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Do you find the shirt to be.

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I don't know, I hired it definitely made me curious when we

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Maybe you need to open yourself up to a burn,

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Oh, I don't.

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Yeah, maybe I do.

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Maybe, maybe I did,

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but only the good kind of burn.

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only the light lightening rod to your heart.

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Yes.