UA-198543153-1 54 Three Wolf Tee - Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 54

Episode 54: Three Wolf T-Shirt

The Queens rate and review an erotic 1 Star Amazon Review for The Mountain Men 3 Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee. Trey conquers his breakdown, Chelsey's eyes are tired, and Goldie wants to say hi. The Queens contemplate the significance of classic television hits, discuss hair loss, and aphrodisiacs.


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VOICEOVER:

[Theme Song]

Chelsey Donn:

Hi,

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey and hello listeners.

Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

And that is Trey Gerrald.

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Trey Gerrald:

Hey Chelsey goose goose.

Trey Gerrald:

How you doing?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, I'm good.

Chelsey Donn:

Goldie seems a little bit barky.

Chelsey Donn:

So hopefully that will resolve over the course of the taping.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm good.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, I'm like so busy, I've been staring at a computer screen for so long, just trying to

Trey Gerrald:

do, you have blue light blocking glasses,

Chelsey Donn:

these are supposed to be blue, light blocking, but I think

Chelsey Donn:

One is supposed to sit at a

Trey Gerrald:

lights up it's

Chelsey Donn:

the blue is like, um, yeah, I'm out.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm tired.

Chelsey Donn:

How's your

Trey Gerrald:

I'm having a good week

Trey Gerrald:

you know, I'm excited to share.

Trey Gerrald:

I leased a car.

Chelsey Donn:

stop you did.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Did you cry?

Chelsey Donn:

Did you, was it emotional?

Chelsey Donn:

Like.

Trey Gerrald:

I have explicitly not been sharing with Chelsey so that

Chelsey Donn:

I'm so happy.

Trey Gerrald:

I leased my car last Wednesday and it's been good.

Trey Gerrald:

It was, I went with a Hyundai.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Which is awesome.

Trey Gerrald:

And they have this little thing nowadays called express shopping with true pricing transparency,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh,

Trey Gerrald:

basically like locks you in to a deal sheet.

Trey Gerrald:

And then you go and in-person and they have to honor it for the three days.

Trey Gerrald:

The deal sheet is good for.

Trey Gerrald:

So I went in.

Trey Gerrald:

I met with this wonderful salesperson named Melo, and they did not try to do anything shady.

Trey Gerrald:

They actually took an additional $200 off when I asked and all as well.

Trey Gerrald:

So now Chelsey, I have a black 20, 22 Hyundai venue SUV.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

like a little teeny baby version of your nice BMW.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, the, everybody doesn't need to know how bougie I am, but

Trey Gerrald:

But I can't wait for them to park beside each other.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause you'll see.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like a teeny little funny version of

Chelsey Donn:

I love that though.

Chelsey Donn:

So is this, is this Hyundai specific with a pricing thing?

Chelsey Donn:

Like that's something they do.

Trey Gerrald:

It is something that they specifically do.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know if every single dealership does it, but

Trey Gerrald:

certain do.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And I asked mellow the salesperson.

Trey Gerrald:

I asked him, you know, like, do people do this all the time?

Trey Gerrald:

And he was like, no, because I think people think there has to be a catch.

Trey Gerrald:

So they don't think it's actually real.

Trey Gerrald:

like, wow, this is Crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

And I told him,

Trey Gerrald:

I

Chelsey Donn:

a big fan of Hyundai is

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, really?

Chelsey Donn:

he, he drove one for a while.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Like in the recent past, like not even that long ago, he's just always been a fan.

Chelsey Donn:

He thinks it's a really well-made automobile.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, Mella was telling me that the good thing is, is that Hyundai is newer than

Trey Gerrald:

And so they don't necessarily have to do cutting edge technology.

Trey Gerrald:

They don't have to offer as many things.

Trey Gerrald:

And so.

Trey Gerrald:

What's exciting about Hyundai is that they're still trying to expand and make

Trey Gerrald:

So, but I'm very happy that now I have a car that I can officially announce on the podcast

Chelsey Donn:

oh, you

Trey Gerrald:

who wants Kia should not go to Jack Daniel's Kia in New Jersey.

Chelsey Donn:

I, I, you did.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm proud of you way to give a live on the air.

Chelsey Donn:

Review!

Chelsey Donn:

go

Trey Gerrald:

dead Jack Daniels Kia, now that they were screwing over a person with a

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, they should not do that, especially not a Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

Yikes.

Trey Gerrald:

So, Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

But anyway,

Trey Gerrald:

so I'm very happy.

Trey Gerrald:

But with that anger that I literally just like tapped into, I'm really

Trey Gerrald:

I really need that.

VOICEOVER:

Lodge A Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

Against a very common day nuisance.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, Chelsey, I'm actually going to pick up my camera and I'm going to show you?

Trey Gerrald:

what happened.

Trey Gerrald:

This happened to me earlier today, whole punch confetti,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, yes.

Trey Gerrald:

you ever gone to a hole punch and you're trying to punch it.

Trey Gerrald:

You

Chelsey Donn:

Oh no.

Chelsey Donn:

And the bottom

Trey Gerrald:

the bottom just goes

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I hate that.

Trey Gerrald:

Well girl diva friend that happened to me today.

Trey Gerrald:

It made me so angry that I couldn't even pick it up.

Trey Gerrald:

I just said, you know what, that's my complaint for today.

Trey Gerrald:

I, why does the bottom of the whole pot, the three-hole punch?

Trey Gerrald:

Why does it come off that easily?

Trey Gerrald:

Why, why does it take a

Chelsey Donn:

Was it overstuffed.

Chelsey Donn:

That's what I always look to blame myself.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm like, did I stop it too

Trey Gerrald:

No, it's definitely, it's definitely not overstock.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just malfunction.

Trey Gerrald:

It is.

Trey Gerrald:

I honestly, this whole punch is Dave EDS.

Trey Gerrald:

That was in his Chelsey apartment that he lived in for

Chelsey Donn:

so it's been

Trey Gerrald:

who knows when he bought this?

Trey Gerrald:

So it might actually be deficit of grip of this whole punch base, regardless.

Trey Gerrald:

is something that you have to frequently be aware of with hole.

Trey Gerrald:

Punches is not to spill the confetti.

Trey Gerrald:

And we all know that.

Trey Gerrald:

I love to complain about.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, we do know

Trey Gerrald:

But an unexpected confetti or a non celebratory confetti, but a paper confetti

Trey Gerrald:

I don't want you all over the floor.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, I, as you know, I used to, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say who on the air.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I'm shady, I guess, or now I signed an NDA maybe, but I used to do fan mail for, for

Chelsey Donn:

And the worst was the glitter bombs.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I would open up, I would open up an envelope that some kid had sent and

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

like a costed.

Chelsey Donn:

So I know the feeling of like an unwanted, glitter bomb, explosion, whatever.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel you that sucks.

Chelsey Donn:

I have to Lodge A Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm like a big fan of the everything, but the bagel seasoning.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I'm not like welcome to the party everybody is, but I decided to

Chelsey Donn:

And then.

Chelsey Donn:

I got a poppy seed stuck in my

Trey Gerrald:

Um, now.

Chelsey Donn:

And however it had gotten stuck there.

Chelsey Donn:

It just, it would not come out.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I had to actually get floss, get aggressive with the poppy seed that was stuck in my tooth.

Chelsey Donn:

And they had to quickly like peruse my brain, like who did I see?

Chelsey Donn:

You know, like just, I just went to the pharmacy and picked up a

Chelsey Donn:

So like, did they notice, like, you know, that feeling when you're like, I've clearly had this.

Chelsey Donn:

In my tooth.

Chelsey Donn:

I didn't realize, then I realized I can't deal with it right away.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I was like in the car, tried with the finger wasn't working.

Chelsey Donn:

I had to literally like drive home to deal with this thing.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I don't know who I'm complaining at.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm just saying I wasn't happy about it.

Chelsey Donn:

So I thought I'd talk about it today.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like those days are always like when you're feeling especially confident

Chelsey Donn:

And something like a poppy seed.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just so easy to like get lodged in there.

Trey Gerrald:

So, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not actually unfamiliar.

Trey Gerrald:

So is this from trader?

Trey Gerrald:

Joe's

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, trader Joe's, I think really started the everything, but the bagel seasoning hype.

Chelsey Donn:

Now a lot of other brands have it as well.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just, it's basically all of the, like, I love it.

Chelsey Donn:

Everything bagel.

Chelsey Donn:

If I'm going to get a bagel, it's going to be likely everything toasted

Trey Gerrald:

not my now.

Chelsey Donn:

But I do love and everything bagel.

Chelsey Donn:

So I don't always want to eat bagels.

Chelsey Donn:

People don't always want to have bagels, but they might like that flavor.

Chelsey Donn:

And so I I'd say that's probably where the seasoning came from.

Chelsey Donn:

And then people started doing like everything, crusted, tilapia and like that.

Trey Gerrald:

One of my favorite things about Judaism is bagel.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel Like growing up in the south, we didn't really have bagels.

Trey Gerrald:

I remember my mom would get frozen bagels.

Trey Gerrald:

Like maybe once

Chelsey Donn:

a lender.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

It wasn't like a thing.

Trey Gerrald:

And so like when I first moved to New York, I would go to a Dunkin donuts and I would get

Trey Gerrald:

It was so exciting to me that I had the option to get a bagel.

Trey Gerrald:

And I like gained so much weight.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I gained my freshmen 15, basically at Dunkin donuts with bagels.

Trey Gerrald:

So then I was like, I always had the sense of like, um, torment around bagels, but being with

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, sometimes feel like if I'm going down, I'm going down with

Trey Gerrald:

What do you suspect is tray's favorite kind of bagel, since

Chelsey Donn:

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, like I had an immediate feeling, but then I like took it back.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, I don't know, like my immediate gut was like a cinnamon Razan.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Am I right?

Trey Gerrald:

That's so weird.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, my

Trey Gerrald:

Why did you think that.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I just, like, as soon as I said it and your face had that reaction, I just immediately

Chelsey Donn:

You're more of a savory guy, so that's why I thought maybe it was wrong, but I'm so

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I was apparently so.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, I really do like Simon resin, but I think if I'm going to have egg salad

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And I love Flay goals,

Chelsey Donn:

I like the flat.

Chelsey Donn:

Those are the flat bagels.

Chelsey Donn:

Are those like, is that, what's the difference between a Flagel on a bialy?

Chelsey Donn:

Are they the same?

Trey Gerrald:

We always talking about.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, bialy a bagel and a yellow.

Trey Gerrald:

I have no idea.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

It'd be all he is

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, God.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well,

Trey Gerrald:

listeners call in.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, alright Chelsey, should we jump into some online reviews?

Chelsey Donn:

I think that's a great idea.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review!

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trusty Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you the Review!

Trey Gerrald:

break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

It's a very Regal process that we call

VOICEOVER:

Assess That Kvetch!

VOICEOVER:

And Chelsey, what have you got for us today?

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So today I have a one-star review from Amazon for the mountain.

Chelsey Donn:

Men's three Wolf, moon short-sleeve sleeve.

Chelsey Donn:

Now, do you know about these shirts where we have like a Wolf howling and a moon?

Trey Gerrald:

it like in the pocket?

Chelsey Donn:

No, this is

Trey Gerrald:

I have no idea what this

Chelsey Donn:

oh my God, you don't.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So

Trey Gerrald:

it again.

Trey Gerrald:

Mountain men, three.

Chelsey Donn:

three Wolf, moon, short sleeve tee.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So I don't really know what this is, guys.

Chelsey Donn:

People know there's a whole Wikipedia about it.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

There's a whole Wikipedia about this.

Chelsey Donn:

T-shirt

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, I just Googled, oh, three wolves howling out a man.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

So I came across this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

so we have to, we have to break this down together.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

It is a one-star review written by Rita G.

Chelsey Donn:

The subject is untapped potential.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, no.

Chelsey Donn:

This is a verified purchase.

Chelsey Donn:

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

I found out that this t-shirt is absolutely too much for some people

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Thought he could maybe appreciate me helping to light the fire between he and my sister.

Chelsey Donn:

She and I don't talk about intimate subjects.

Chelsey Donn:

But I wanted her, but I wanted her to feel the deep burning that I felt when

Chelsey Donn:

He was across the bar playing pool at the dead goat saloon salt lake.

Chelsey Donn:

The room blurred around him.

Chelsey Donn:

I got tunnel vision and the tingly sensations started down below and burned like a

Chelsey Donn:

The three Wolf t-shirt brought that back with even a brighter burn of

Trey Gerrald:

House.

Chelsey Donn:

Ooh, the hell of the Wolf within him.

Chelsey Donn:

Am I wrong for wanting this for my sister?

Chelsey Donn:

No, I say definitely not.

Chelsey Donn:

The crime here is that my brother-in-law hasn't even worn the t-shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

W T F is he afraid?

Chelsey Donn:

Does he feel unworthy?

Chelsey Donn:

I wish I could repossess it.

Chelsey Donn:

The thought of the pent up potential of a three Wolf t-shirt just wasting away in a drawer is

Chelsey Donn:

I want to see if they have a three Wolf thong I can get for my sister.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe he will realize the dynamic he has prevented by not wearing his t-shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

Help me someone, what can I do?

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Just for the listeners.

Trey Gerrald:

If you haven't Googled our F if you found it on Instagram, this is literally just a t-shirt

Trey Gerrald:

hair.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

How, like how laying with like cold breath fog, and there's like a moon in the right.

Trey Gerrald:

There's nothing inherently sexual about this.

Chelsey Donn:

in, I'm very excited.

Chelsey Donn:

Those of you who are on the mailing list might have noticed that now we're

Chelsey Donn:

And so I'm very much looking forward to doing some research about this because.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm telling you, I looked this product up because I remembered even going back to like elementary

Chelsey Donn:

And I thought maybe it was a Twilight thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause it sort of crossed over with the same time period.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm very excited.

Chelsey Donn:

There's definitely something there.

Trey Gerrald:

I might be in crash, but I do believe that there is a belief and indigenous

Chelsey Donn:

I just want to know if anybody listening has this

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I don't Trey doesn't don't even really understand the connection to the shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

I was whoa, I don't know why I was relying on you don't know, but either

Chelsey Donn:

but do we think that this review is just totally a joke?

Chelsey Donn:

Or do you think that this person is at all serious in what they're saying?

Chelsey Donn:

And also the brother-in-law can we talk about it?

Trey Gerrald:

That's the first thing I wrote down was brother-in-law dot, dot dot.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

And literally I was like, what?

Trey Gerrald:

And then you said yes, but then I realized it was actually for the sister's sick.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, I was going to ask you, are there a lot of funny jokey reviews about this product?

Chelsey Donn:

Not on this page that I found,

Trey Gerrald:

Cause I was wondering if this is like a cultural thing, like, is

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I was wondering about that.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Like that's what I'm, I'm wondering if there's like a piece like that.

Chelsey Donn:

That is messy.

Chelsey Donn:

No, truthfully, I just, I Googled, you know, Wolf, moon T.

Chelsey Donn:

And thank God, this Amazon page.

Chelsey Donn:

So I, you know, I looked at it and you know how it does that thing where it says, this

Chelsey Donn:

Like at the top, like it gives the examples.

Chelsey Donn:

This was like the example of the bad review.

Chelsey Donn:

So I just read I didn't do any deep dive digging through the reviews truthfully.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause it was right.

Chelsey Donn:

It was right up

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's interesting to me because I was trying to ascertain

Trey Gerrald:

Like if we think back to the after show a couple of weeks ago about AAA that triple X are

Chelsey Donn:

Blacks.

Trey Gerrald:

reviewer was very much like to the point wasn't for boasts

Trey Gerrald:

And like that was it.

Trey Gerrald:

This is like spelling out how salacious it is to be turned on.

Trey Gerrald:

That sort of rings a little like jokey or false, or like you're going into

Trey Gerrald:

And I, that makes me think maybe for comedy, but if I were to take Rita G at her at their

Trey Gerrald:

And if that is someone that you've been married to for 30 years, that does turn you on, then

Trey Gerrald:

So like, I can sort of follow the narrative a little bit.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

But it does.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, something about it does sort of stand out about like, are

Trey Gerrald:

Are you trying to like get attention?

Trey Gerrald:

Because I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

It does seem a little jokey.

Trey Gerrald:

What do you think.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, the whole thing really seems like a joke.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's kind of, it's just strange.

Chelsey Donn:

That's why I'm like, am I missing something here?

Chelsey Donn:

Like what?

Chelsey Donn:

So this is a one-star view.

Chelsey Donn:

Because someone didn't wear the shirt your husband wore that like super attracted to you.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Rita G I don't think that this is one star worthy.

Chelsey Donn:

I think you obviously really like

Trey Gerrald:

Correct.

Trey Gerrald:

It's a five-star review for the shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

It's a five-star review for the shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

It's a one serve you for your brother-in-law.

Chelsey Donn:

So why.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, listen, I brought this in because it was so funny and ridiculous that I just had to,

Chelsey Donn:

So I had to bring it in.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to give Rita like some points when we eventually crown her for, you know, comedy.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I think there was like an effort at that, but I don't think that this is really

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know if.

Chelsey Donn:

It, it feels kind of insider.

Chelsey Donn:

Basebally like, it's like a joke planted for other people that feel this way.

Trey Gerrald:

I also, I, I do have a big question, mark.

Trey Gerrald:

Like if we're going down a narrative storytelling route, how, how does Rita know that the

Trey Gerrald:

And then GO!

Trey Gerrald:

goes on to tell us that it's remaining folded in a drawer.

Trey Gerrald:

How do you know that Rita?

Trey Gerrald:

That makes me

Trey Gerrald:

about this is false.

Trey Gerrald:

Although I do,

Chelsey Donn:

good point.

Trey Gerrald:

love, I love.

Trey Gerrald:

The use of the phrase.

Trey Gerrald:

I wish I could repossess it.

Trey Gerrald:

only think of repossession as like a house or a car, but like Rita purchased it and gave

Trey Gerrald:

So they want to repossess it.

Trey Gerrald:

I love that phrase.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm going to

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean the only, I guess, like what I was falling for the narrative there,

Chelsey Donn:

I'm really glad you brought that up as like, maybe that she's very close with her sister.

Chelsey Donn:

And so she's like convinced that if her sister's husband would have worn the shirt,

Chelsey Donn:

And it's so funny and I love it.

Chelsey Donn:

And he's so sexy in that.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe that's a little.

Chelsey Donn:

You know.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I have one more question.

Trey Gerrald:

Narrative wise, we end with the ponderance on.

Trey Gerrald:

I wish they made a three Wolf thong.

Trey Gerrald:

So.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, but that also feels fishy narrative storytelling to me, because if it's a turn on

Trey Gerrald:

Or as Rita saying that if Rita wore a three.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, thong, it would turn the husband on because far we are being told that the husband has turned

Trey Gerrald:

So then is this joke you're ending with

Chelsey Donn:

okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Fair.

Chelsey Donn:

I think the joke that we're ending or whatever, the point we're getting to, if there is one,

Chelsey Donn:

And for whatever reason, this shirt really lit the fire for them.

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Chelsey Donn:

So clearly her and her husband

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Trey Gerrald:

good

Chelsey Donn:

fabulous night as a result of this t-shirt.

Chelsey Donn:

And so I think what sh Rita is saying.

Chelsey Donn:

Is that there's all this untapped potential in this.

Chelsey Donn:

T-shirt just sitting in the closet that could spice up their marriage.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, if she tells her sister like, Hey babe, where are these underwear?

Chelsey Donn:

It's going to really spice up your marriage.

Chelsey Donn:

I think the chances that her sister will follow through are high.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe.

Chelsey Donn:

So I think that's why she's saying it, but are we taking any of this seriously?

Chelsey Donn:

It's hard.

Chelsey Donn:

And also help me someone, what can I do?

Chelsey Donn:

What can you do about what, helping your brother-in-law wear the shirt?

Trey Gerrald:

I guess.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I, I do think if we look at the roster here, I do question the value.

Trey Gerrald:

And I mean, I guess the information here is that this could be aphrodisiac.

Trey Gerrald:

Like we need, we don't need clams.

Trey Gerrald:

We don't need oysters.

Trey Gerrald:

We don't

Trey Gerrald:

need,

Chelsey Donn:

just say the Walty

Trey Gerrald:

need this Wolf t-shirt

Chelsey Donn:

try.

Chelsey Donn:

If I bought you, this will tell you what you wear it in the bedroom and tell me if it had an impact

Trey Gerrald:

without a doubt, I would absolutely wear

Chelsey Donn:

Great.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Fine

Trey Gerrald:

But I don't, but the value here, and I think the ultimate deal

Trey Gerrald:

Like this is a five star review for the t-shirt a one-star review for the family member.

Trey Gerrald:

So I don't know how valuable this is.

Trey Gerrald:

What was Rita spelling and grammar like,

Chelsey Donn:

Good.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Good.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, WTF.

Trey Gerrald:

is that multiple apps?

Trey Gerrald:

So then see that makes me now I'm even more suspicious because we

Trey Gerrald:

And we learned from when James came on the show that there might be

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, how often do we

Chelsey Donn:

That was y'all.

Trey Gerrald:

Review!

Trey Gerrald:

that has no spelling errors.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

That was the up your ride.

Trey Gerrald:

But how often do we have reviews that are thoroughly perfect.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, right.

Chelsey Donn:

So your point is that like, the reason you're suspicious is because this is clearly

Trey Gerrald:

See your whole point about Twilight.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm wondering if maybe this is like fan fiction, trying to see, like, this Review!

Trey Gerrald:

going to pop off because if it does, then I'm going to turn this into a spinoff for Twilight

Chelsey Donn:

Rita G could have an ulterior motive.

Trey Gerrald:

I think it is.

Trey Gerrald:

And I think Reed is a writer.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think is a common expense?

Chelsey Donn:

Listen.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to say no, but I'm also going to leave room for, I know that there

Chelsey Donn:

So maybe for them it's common, but no, in the sense that we're giving this product a one-stop.

Chelsey Donn:

And we're raving about it.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, like that's, I'm looking quickly at the other ones are reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I know you said like, are there a lot of joke reviews?

Chelsey Donn:

And it doesn't really, I mean, there's like 10 pages.

Chelsey Donn:

It's, it's a 2%, one star reviews, 84%, five.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, and then the others are mixed in and most of the other bad reviews

Chelsey Donn:

I thought this was, you know, this didn't fit.

Chelsey Donn:

Be aware.

Chelsey Donn:

Men's sizing, not boys.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, you know, that kind of stuff.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, I just looked on Amazon

Chelsey Donn:

okay.

Trey Gerrald:

and there's literally a screenshot.

Trey Gerrald:

And a five-star review of Rainn Wilson from the office wearing this t-shirt did I

Trey Gerrald:

not

Chelsey Donn:

insane.

Trey Gerrald:

earlier?

Chelsey Donn:

You did

Trey Gerrald:

have never seen A'.

Trey Gerrald:

single episode of the office.

Chelsey Donn:

I know, I haven't really watched the office either.

Chelsey Donn:

That's so crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

So this must be a joke from the office.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Well there's we gotta have listeners that watch the office.

Chelsey Donn:

Certainly.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, my friends are all pulled when I tell them that I haven't watched it.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, well,

Chelsey Donn:

know that I have one friend that watches the office very regularly.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm going to ask her to listen to this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

and call in and leave us a message to let us know.

Trey Gerrald:

so then what do we think?

Trey Gerrald:

Do we think that read us truthful or shady?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, read a shady.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, at the end of the day, what we say is who is impacted by these reviews and

Chelsey Donn:

Familial matters.

Chelsey Donn:

Have no business

Trey Gerrald:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

That's Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

I think I could crown

Chelsey Donn:

I can crown.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort

Trey Gerrald:

We will simultaneously reveal our race.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

All of season two.

Chelsey Donn:

So.

Trey Gerrald:

that's crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

I can't believe that we both said half it's So.

Trey Gerrald:

harsh.

Chelsey Donn:

I know, but I think it's accurate.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

So why did you give Rita a half ground?

Trey Gerrald:

I do just want to like be transparent here.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it was, I randomly saw like the first customer image was the rain Wilson screenshot,

Trey Gerrald:

So that conclusion I jumped to pretty quickly, regardless.

Trey Gerrald:

I think I said half crown, because as we have already said, this is a review of the

Trey Gerrald:

So it's, miscategorized the half crown, because I did think it was common.

Trey Gerrald:

But other than that, I don't think there's any value here.

Trey Gerrald:

I think it's stupid.

Trey Gerrald:

It's a t-shirt of three wolves, howling at a moon, but you're telling me it's sexier than oysters.

Trey Gerrald:

So I just had half crown.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause it's not really gonna have an impact on me.

Trey Gerrald:

Why did you say half crowd for Rita G

Chelsey Donn:

I'm just going to say, I want you to hold judgment on that until

Trey Gerrald:

got to do it before it airs so that we can get a true

Chelsey Donn:

you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

I'll I'll order it as soon as we finish, so, oh, right.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause David listens.

Chelsey Donn:

Hi David.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So I did the half crown pretty much.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Spelling, grammar, and humor only for the verified purchase.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, at least you purchase the.

Trey Gerrald:

um,

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I can't really give more than that to Rita.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause it just, this needs to be filtered out elsewhere.

Chelsey Donn:

This is, this is like the equivalent to me of the Honolulu.

Chelsey Donn:

Review!

Chelsey Donn:

in a way, because it just doesn't belong.

Trey Gerrald:

get that.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, I get that too

Chelsey Donn:

I'm so glad I brought that in because it was shady, right?

Trey Gerrald:

So I feel like have we ever both done a half crown?

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like that's so harsh for us.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, I think we were just very much on the same page about Rita and, um,

Trey Gerrald:

I guess what's like, what's there for me is like, if

Trey Gerrald:

like, I think that Kleenex Review!

Trey Gerrald:

is so epic because it's very specifically giving five stars to Kleenex.

Trey Gerrald:

And then this like rambling, hilarious, comical joke.

Chelsey Donn:

a good point.

Chelsey Donn:

That's a good point.

Chelsey Donn:

Try.

Trey Gerrald:

This is a little misguided.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

Comedy done for comedy sake, with approval of the product and five star, no harm, no foul,

Chelsey Donn:

make it one star, which means you're negatively impacting the business.

Chelsey Donn:

You're negatively impacting the overall score.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's just a joke.

Chelsey Donn:

You're losing me.

Trey Gerrald:

It just feels like it misses the target.

Chelsey Donn:

Even if it, even if they'd given forced sports stars, I would still think, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

That's a little weird, but like one star that's a big ding to your,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I just, it also, like, I just think the like thesis statement was hard me to follow.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I don't think it's a sexy shirt, which is why ultimately we were like this,

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Anyway, better luck next time.

Chelsey Donn:

Or like next time, Rita J I hope the brother-in-law where's the product

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

My queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

Who are you inducting this week for

VOICEOVER:

My Royal

VOICEOVER:

Highness!

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So today I am going to choose to be vulnerable and I'm going to induct something

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm going to induct the company called ForHims.com.

Trey Gerrald:

They're also a sister company of ForHers.com.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

They make sexual wellness products, but I found Hims for hair loss.

Trey Gerrald:

So I am 36 years old and I started to notice.

Trey Gerrald:

The front of my hair was getting very thin.

Trey Gerrald:

And I am someone who, every time I go to the barber, it's like they use the

Trey Gerrald:

So I started to notice, Oh,

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like my hair is thinning.

Trey Gerrald:

Am I really at this point in my life?

Trey Gerrald:

So I started asking some friends and checking around and there is a

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know, it's a science word, but there is a medicine that you

Trey Gerrald:

it.

Trey Gerrald:

does something.

Trey Gerrald:

That basically like, re-engineered that process.

Trey Gerrald:

So it won't create hair where hair is dead.

Trey Gerrald:

it.

Trey Gerrald:

will regrow the hair where the hair has been blocked by this protein

Trey Gerrald:

And

Chelsey Donn:

So if we're like on the way out, but we're not out, we

Trey Gerrald:

And it's one of those things that the earlier you start

Chelsey Donn:

Sure.

Trey Gerrald:

So I pulled the plug in December,

Trey Gerrald:

cause I

Chelsey Donn:

pun intended.

Trey Gerrald:

literally I started to get a little paranoid about it.

Trey Gerrald:

Now, anyone that's on our Patreon supporters, you can see, like I do have a very far receding

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm not talking.

Trey Gerrald:

The receding, like I'll never grow new hair here because that has never really existed.

Trey Gerrald:

What has been growing back is the actual hair follicles here where my bangs

Trey Gerrald:

It does take several months for the real growth to happen.

Trey Gerrald:

So anyway, I have been seeing such positive results.

Trey Gerrald:

I know many people who don't like to communicate about that don't like to share about it.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't really care.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, if you're experiencing hair loss, it's a choice nowadays.

Trey Gerrald:

We're in this great new age of medicine where if you don't want to have thin balding hair and

Trey Gerrald:

So ForHims.com I have at the time of recording this episode, I have reached out to try to get

Trey Gerrald:

Hopefully by the time this is airing, I can plug in, we have a code or something.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm trying to make that work because I.

Trey Gerrald:

Really I'm endorsing it.

Trey Gerrald:

It's made a huge impact on me emotionally.

Trey Gerrald:

And so for that reason today being brave, I don't like their pronoun usage, but we're just

Trey Gerrald:

This is it's hymns or hers, but the website is ForHims or ForHers.

Trey Gerrald:

And that's why you are My Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow So is it just this product that is the solution or is

Chelsey Donn:

Like maybe I'm like, I don't really want to take that pill, but Ooh, that cream looks interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

Great question.

Trey Gerrald:

It's actually, it's like a whole consultation situation where you like get on a, like a live

Trey Gerrald:

don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

There's different types of hair loss and there's different solutions.

Trey Gerrald:

So I do also, I did purchase a bundle, so I do have shampoo oil

Trey Gerrald:

And I have the medicine, the medicine tends to have the strongest results.

Trey Gerrald:

And then obviously it's like, if you do it.

Trey Gerrald:

all, it's the best.

Trey Gerrald:

But yeah, there solutions that have nothing to do with ingesting medication

Chelsey Donn:

Great.

Trey Gerrald:

and also for hymns and for hers, like they have like erectile dysfunction medicine.

Trey Gerrald:

They have

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to check out for her.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to see if there's anything there.

Trey Gerrald:

I think J-Lo wants like endorsed for hers.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like a real thing.

Chelsey Donn:

okay, cool.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

something new today.

Trey Gerrald:

There you go.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we did at Quinn, that's another hairy round on the argue a Ferris wheel of woo woo.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm so glad that golden and park, thank so much for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

And If you didn't like what you heard, please tell.

Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

And I am at Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

On today's after show pod, we are rating and reviewing a five-star review for the Danny DeVito,

Chelsey Donn:

Stop.

VOICEOVER:

Supercalifragilistic XB.

Chelsey Donn:

my goodness.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Trey Gerrald:

to find out what made Chelsey say,

Chelsey Donn:

I really feel like, wow, this is the, this is the test.

Chelsey Donn:

And to find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald:

maybe I should have done this forever episode.

Chelsey Donn:

okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, crying.

Chelsey Donn:

Then join our PatreonPage@Patreon.com slash Review That Review to hear our weekly

Trey Gerrald:

And remember

Chelsey Donn:

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn:

You're a queen.

Trey Gerrald:

non-specific queen.

Trey Gerrald:

bar.

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Review That Review is an independent podcast.

VOICEOVER:

Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty.

VOICEOVER:

Executive Produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound design by me!

VOICEOVER:

With voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky.

VOICEOVER:

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora.

VOICEOVER:

And our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you find the shirt to be.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know, I hired it definitely made me curious when we

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe you need to open yourself up to a burn,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, I don't.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, maybe I do.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe, maybe I did,

Chelsey Donn:

but only the good kind of burn.

Trey Gerrald:

only the light lightening rod to your heart.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

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Trey Gerrald

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Chelsey Donn

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