Episode 49: Kaboom Toilet Cleaner / Renaissance Faire

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Well, hello, Chelsey and hello listeners.

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How are you?

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Chelsey goose?

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:33

Oh, my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:34

I'm good.

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I got to say a little bit exhausted.

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A friend's birthday occurred yesterday, and that's a weird way of saying at a

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And we went to the Renaissance fair, which has never been on my personal

Trey Gerrald: 00:01:54

I've never been to a Ren fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:01:56

I had never been either.

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I got, it was better than I thought it was going to be.

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Like, I, I have a lot of anxiety and crowds.

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you have to dress up?

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:04

Well, that's the other thing.

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So at first I was invited to go to this birthday thing.

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Of course I was going to go, it's a very good friend.

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And I was like, well, I'm not going to dress up because I don't want to like masquerade

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And she was like, you're going to look weird.

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Like you needed.

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Yeah.

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And so I was like, ah, I guess I have to dress up.

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And then I had to buy a costume.

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you have pictures?

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:29

And like, I also, like, I don't like to do any of these rights.

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:32

So I was literally the photographer the entire time I like looked really cute and there were

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:39

I want to see, where did you just buy on Amazon or something?

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:42

I, I think I looked really, cause at first I was going to be a Viking

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Fair.

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I should like try a little bit.

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So I was like a fairy, like with a flower crown.

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It was

Trey Gerrald: 00:02:56

Kim?

Chelsey Donn: 00:02:56

Yeah.

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I pulled it off and it was a lot more fun and a lot less crowded

Chelsey Donn: 00:03:02

Nonetheless, I am going to have a complaint about it later, but tell me a little bit while I find

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That's a great question.

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I've had a good week.

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You know, things are chugging along.

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I'm recuperating from having my sister and her husband and her two

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I don't know.

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if I mentioned, but my nephew Elliott, he got sick and so they had to take him to the emergency room.

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And that that was a little sad because we didn't get to do a bunch of stuff that we

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I did show him my thought of the podcast because we introduced him to

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How'd he never seen it before.

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No.

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And he really giggled and loved.

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I don't know if you remember in the beginning there was like a baker That

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That sounds right.

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it's almost falling the whole number and he thought that.

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was so funny, but, um, yeah, so we're just recuperating and um, everyone else, all

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Thank

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yeah, I spent a good.

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week.

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Did you find your Ren fair pick?

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Ooh, cute.

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Yes.

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I love it.

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I love the crown

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:12

Yeah.

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I mean, I had to wear a crown in honor of the queen dumb.

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:16

You look very tan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:19

I was Tang.

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I've been getting T I mean It's so it was very sunny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:22

That's my first thought is like Turkey legs and then getting sunburned.

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that's my of a rent fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:27

that's accurate.

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Well it good.

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Wait.

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So did you say that this might lead you into needing.

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Lodge A Complaint.

Chelsey Donn: 00:04:35

Yeah, new location, new complaint, or really like new

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So, you know, when you go to a line and there's like a congregation of people that are in

Trey Gerrald: 00:04:52

God.

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Why are you standing there?

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Like you.

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Create traffic.

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It doesn't make any sense out of all the places to stand.

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Why are you choosing with your group to stand in line and then like a half an hour

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Yeah, you are.

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Yeah.

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You are in line.

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That does happen all the time.

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What is that?

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What is it?

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I guess it's a lack of awareness.

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awareness.

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that's what it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:30

wow.

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Look around.

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Notice where you are.

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I feel like there'd be a higher level of.

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Cognition right.

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now after COVID that like, if you're at an event with a lot of people and you're near a lot of

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Oh, cause they're in a line.

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So like, if I'm in a clump with people that were not in line, I would want to make sure

Chelsey Donn: 00:05:59

Yeah, not everybody and not if you're on, you're probably like six, I don't know.

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Kettle of me.

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Hey,

Chelsey Donn: 00:06:08

Yeah.

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Anyway, meta is actually not bad.

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I am not a beer person and it tastes like a very sweet beer, but like not enough, like beer to

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He has to beer.

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It's more like a cider, I guess, like sweet alcoholic cider.

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And the one that I got was like blueberry lemonade.

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So it was about as like, Mike's hard lemonade as you get for me, it, you know,

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Isn't there something in the Harry Potter world about me,

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butter.

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Oh, I thought there was something with the word meat, but maybe not.

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But yeah, I feel like that was like a thing everyone was very into, well,

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I have been on both sides of this complaint, unfortunately.

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This is sort of a spinoff here, but this happens in Manhattan when you're like

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And you're all like saying your Jewish goodbyes and at a street corner and it's just like,

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And so like incoming walking traffic can't get up.

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Like that gives me so much agita, but it is like the lack of awareness when you're

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and it congested.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, I hear that.

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I'm sorry.

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Unfortunately, that problem doesn't go away.

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Once you enter, what are we in the, When you leave the Renaissance era

Chelsey Donn: 00:07:31

When you leave the Renaissance and new enter the 21st century.

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Yeah, unfortunately,

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I know it exists everywhere.

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um,

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What's your complaint tray with that in mind.

Trey Gerrald: 00:07:42

So this has been on my list for a while, and it always felt a little weird, but I'm

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Have you ever noticed that it seems that like people instantly forget manners or

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You know, the horrors of getting a wooden key from a gas station and having to open the bathroom.

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That's going to be a horse in also at an airport before, like the attendant has gotten

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And they just like, completely forget how to be a human.

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Like, why is, why are they so disrespected?

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You would not do that in your own house.

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I'm assuming.

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:34

I was going to say that might be an assumption.

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Like I think there are people that regardless of the bathroom location, whether it be their

Chelsey Donn: 00:08:45

I can't imagine that someone who is very respectful at home and is putting down the toilet

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I don't know, maybe either way.

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I feel you cause.

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It's such a crap shoot, especially at like a gas station bathroom.

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In fact, when I go to a gas station bathroom and it's clean, I'm like, oh my God, this is amazing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:12

It's like you look around like, am I on candid camera?

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:14

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:09:16

But I'm not even talking about like disgusting bodily functions.

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I'm talking about like, just a disarray of

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:22

Oh, toilet paper,

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paper

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towels.

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not in the right spot.

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countertop being soaking wet.

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It's like, people like just don't any.

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And I also recognize like you and turn it's disgusting.

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So it's like, well, I'm not going to assume the responsibility of cleaning this.

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So like, maybe that adds to it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:09:39

have it's so gross though.

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Like I had like taken a paper towel, like a paper towels to like lift up other people's

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that.

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That is a, that is like such A'.

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common thought of mine.

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Yes.

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Anyway, that is my complaint.

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A'.

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I agree.

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I think like, just why, why, why can't we all just

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:06

Can you imagine if there was like a tiny little corner in like the gas

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I know you cause you you've complained about the bathroom.

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It doesn't have before...

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Listener Voicemail.

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Oh, Chelsey

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one I'm so excited.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:27

Oh my God.

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This is my favorite.

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You guys.

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Okay.

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What do we have?

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:30

What do we have?

Trey Gerrald: 00:10:31

All right.

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So this is a listener voicemail from a listener named Jessica.

Chelsey Donn: 00:10:35

Okay.

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Hey Queens.

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My name is Jessica and I just had a Lodge this complaint.

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As soon as it came to my head, I have to Lodge A Complaint.

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Everything that needs to be charged.

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Are you with me?

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Like, okay.

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We've got the normal cell phones.

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Laptops.

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Cool.

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No problem.

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Okay.

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Then we got E readers, Fitbits watches, remote AirPods, headphones, clocks, speakers,

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I feel like I'm charging something constantly all over my house.

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I don't have a counter service available to cook on for all of the things charging and

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That's That's my complaint.

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I hope you guys are having a great day.

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Bye.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:24

God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:25

I love Jessica.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:26

Jessica be my friend.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:27

I don't even know who you are, Jessica, but I want to be

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:30

Jessica.

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Wait, that's such a wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:32

This whole charging situation totally shows up for me when I'm traveling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:37

And it just happened when I went to LA with you, because I have an apple watch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:11:41

I have an iPad, I have an iPhone and they all have different cords.

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So it's like, I'm always

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stressing out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:48

It's terrible.

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We got to figure this out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:50

I'm so with you, Jessica, if there's one thing that I hate in the like, modern era that I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:11:59

It's wires, wires, any kind things dangling off of things.

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Like here's my opinion about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:07

We have wifi.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:09

What are we going to have wifi that also charges things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:12

if we do, will it cause cancer that's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:17

not going to say but I think that's exactly what it will.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:19

I mean, we're probably getting it anyway from the wifi.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:21

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:22

When do you think we'll get Do you think we'll get there like soon where we're wirelessly charging?

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:27

Like through literally just a signal,

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:30

reason I think we want is because I think apple makes too much money off of people

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:39

maybe those, no, I don't think it is unfortunately, but maybe they'll sell like a port

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:46

A hub.

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:47

I would buy that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:12:48

I would buy

Trey Gerrald: 00:12:49

but on this conversation, one of my biggest pet peeves, and maybe I should

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:04

have my laptop right now, stressing me

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:05

I hate it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:06

I Hate it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:07

There's courts everywhere.

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Anyway.

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Also get Jessica's point here because it's like everything that we utilize needs to

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:16

That's the worst.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:17

I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:17

I'm angry for you, Jessica.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:19

Well, thank you for bringing this up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:20

Cause this was a great complaint that I hadn't even thought of, but at the

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:25

Agreed daily.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:26

I roll my eyes at the courts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:28

Yeah, I think this is, Um, I think this is my college roommate, Jessica.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:32

I have a guest.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:33

If it is high, if it's not, Hey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:37

Let's be friends.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:38

Thank you Jessica for calling in.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:40

We appreciate that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:13:42

If you have a complaint that you want to Lodge, if you have a different opinion about one of our

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:56

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:13:57

And now that we've heard our complaints and Jessica's complaints, do you think we should hear

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:04

I would love nothing more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:06

I would love it too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:07

So as you know, we are your trustee, Review!

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Queens.

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We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

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read you the Review!

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break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's a very Regal process That we call

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Assess That Kvetch

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:26

And Trey, I believe you are first today, queen, are you ready?

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:32

I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:33

Let's do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:34

Let's do it.

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Review That Review.

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All right today, I'm going to share a five-star review.

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Uh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:48

God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:48

Love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:49

Okay, great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:50

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:51

so this is from amazon.com.

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Have you ever heard of it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:54

Um, I believe a M a Z O N, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:14:57

Yeah, it's like the Amazon rainforest.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:59

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:14:59

Yes, heard of it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:01

So, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:02

So this is, um, a five-star review from Stephen R from amazon.com for Kaboom scrub free

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:27

I feel like this is like exposure therapy with all these long titles,

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:32

I'm okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:33

I'm okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:34

But just to clarify here, before we get into the Review!.

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So I watched a video on this.

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It is a, uh, toilet bowl system that you hook internally inside of the toilet bowl, so that

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:48

It's not like dropping a little tab or scrubbing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:51

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:52

It's like a built-in device, but it like every time you flush or whatever it is it yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:57

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:58

I guess you knew what that was.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:00

I've gone down many rabbit hole with this and always have

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:05

well maybe Steven, art's going to sway you.

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I have a feeling.

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Okay.

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here we go.

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Steven, ours Review!

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subject as this actually works.

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I live on long island on the border of NYC parentheses, born and raised in NYC.

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And while the water here is delicious.

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It makes pizza and bagels tastes so amazingly yummy, but it also leaves

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:35

If I don't constantly clean the toilet balls in my home, it will look

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:43

I read the product's claim and all their reviews, which honestly left me with very

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:56

I had to give it a shot, no tools and all installed and only five

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And all I can say.

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Quote.

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Wow, fuck.

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Get about it.

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Dust stuff works.

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Who'd a thunk.

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Get and quotes parentheses.

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That's the new Yaka and me talking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:20

God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:22

By now I would have to spray scrub and thoroughly cleaned the bowls

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Not only is the bowl shiny clean, but it has that freshly cleaned smell.

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Two, one more time, parentheses new Yaka to use people, not for

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If yo want to clean bowl and you's guys are looking at.

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Alda stuff, folk get about it by dis stuff because it works real good.

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And cause I knows that use knows dat.

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I knows that dis works real good, like, and you'll knows.

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Two, if you's get some, and that's exactly why I recommend this stuff

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Dear Two, parentheses.

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LOL.

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I hope enough of you have either watched enough movies that take place in New York.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:34

Listen to, to Joey on friends or.

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A few laughs.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:39

We honestly only talk like that when we are talking to friends or other new Yorkers

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:53

Without anyone putting a gun to your head, to help you decide or not smiley face emoji smiley face.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:00

Smiley face emoji and parentheses period, seriously.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

And without the jokes, I was pleasantly surprised to see how well this works,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:15

What an incredible time-saver not to mention the energy, sweat, and that gross feeling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:21

Whenever you clean your toilets, parentheses, leaving you to scrub one

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:30

I wouldn't have believed how well this does without testing it for myself.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:35

And now I honestly can't say that this stuff really cleans and truly works exactly

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:52

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:54

So like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:57

Stephen R has given us a three for one, I think there were at least

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:05

I believe that there was the initial top Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:09

then there is that middle new Yorker exclusive Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:13

and then there was a final review at the end.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:16

So any one of those three isolated probably could have been a Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:20

Steven decided to give us all three.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:23

I thought he's he was a little bit.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:25

Spend a little bit too long at the fair with the whole new Yorker bet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:30

Yeah, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:31

We could have dabbled in it and it would have been okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:35

We hit it a little too hard, I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:39

I guess so much of the timing it's about when to let go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:42

Exactly, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:44

I mean, we really got Kaboom over the head.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:47

to us.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:48

I really went on a journey with us because I was sort of like, Hey, this is not funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:53

But then the parents statical about like, LOL, I hope enough of you like

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:59

Like, then I was sort of like, oh, they're just like, I'm sweet, probably older

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:05

I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:06

I like that part of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:07

I like, I always will applaud self-awareness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:12

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:13

sort of hooked me back, but then you're Right, Then we did go

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:20

Well, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:21

So we, before we started this, you said you've gone down a rabbit hole of these

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:26

So would this, do you think that you would trust Stephen R.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:29

I think Stephen R is like one of the most promising reviews

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:34

I usually end up like, not going forward because there's a lot of

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:41

And so I get nervous about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:43

Cause especially like I'm in a rental and it's an older house.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:46

I usually get to the point where I read, if you reviews that mentioned the

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:53

Steven didn't mention anything about the pipes though,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:55

But they do mention that they've read like good reviews and bad reviews.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:59

And so they were conflicted, but Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:01

they don't about the pipe dam.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:02

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:03

So I am assuming that there was none to that's good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:06

I've literally never heard of such a product in my life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:09

Oh, really?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:10

I had to watch a video cause I was like, what are they, what is this?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:14

really liked that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

They mentioned the no tools thing and that it was easy to install.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:20

Um, I can't tell if this is like unique information.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:24

I do think that there's value here and here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:27

That Stephen R was also on the fence and then decided to like, go for it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:31

And they're outrageously impressed so much so that they're in such a good

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:37

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:37

Right now that I've saved all this time, cleaning my toilet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:41

Let me work on my staff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:43

But now I'm not sure if that, like, I don't know how to tell

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:48

I don't think it's a fluke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:50

I mean, I think the Kaboom generally is like a pretty good product,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:55

I do think of Kaboom as being a little less toxic for some, I don't know why I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:04

I just think of it as being a little more.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:07

Light.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:08

I don't know what that's even about, but I feel like it doesn't seem as intense as Clorox,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:15

So I feel like it could mess up your pipes, but I don't know anything about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:19

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:20

The spelling grammar here was outrageous because they were spelling a dialect.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:26

So that was like really challenging and the whole tirade and the new, any new Yorker, Y

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:40

Also the most challenging for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:42

Like, I've read, forget about it before as one word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:46

They wrote H w O D da Huda Huda Huda.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:52

Who'd a thunk it

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:53

I mean, it was like, I had to like stop for a second to like read it

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:56

And he always in the New York accent, dialect spelling it's works.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:01

W E R K S but in the gay community, that's like, why park?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:06

Oh, there were some random misspellings here and there, but it's definitely,

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:12

Um, focused on here with the spelling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:14

Cause I've I've, this is a first for me with reviews where they're doing

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

that's an interesting question then, because do you feel that, that you read this

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:30

Did you feel like you were fishing for the information because of this device?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:36

I just thought it was so weird.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:38

Like, I want to know more about Steven, like why what's going on,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:42

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:43

I didn't feel like I was fishing because you pointed out it's like

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:49

It just seems like so unnecessary and random.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:52

I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:53

The only thing that I'm thinking, going through my notes as I'm like, okay, what were the key

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:59

If I was someone that was looking for a product, I would want to know this too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:03

And it is a little hard for me to find.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:05

I feel like they are.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:06

The water stands on the toilet being embarrassing, because like I dealt, when

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:16

Like I cannot be the person with the toilet, with the stains in it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:19

So I liked that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:20

They mentioned.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:22

The stains and that the stain situation seemed to be resolved.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

And they mentioned where they were.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:27

Cause there is like a difference of your water based on location.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:31

So I feel like that was good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:33

Obviously.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:33

I said the no tools thing was good that it, that there is a fresh, clean

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:41

So I do feel like there's a lot of really good information here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:46

And I wonder again, if we were just too long of the fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

And we missed an opportunity to really highlight those points.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:54

Cause I did lose track a little bit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:57

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:58

well, that is what's interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:59

Cause when you read this Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:00

it is a sandwich because the subject is, this actually works.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:06

And then the last statement as five stars and two thumbs up two thumbs up emojis that

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:23

Like I did.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:24

I did get very excited when I saw this to read it on the show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:28

It's a fun Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:29

for sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:29

And I think the impact here is that I would want to buy it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:33

Like it makes me think like, oh, but now I'm scared because of the piping situation,

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

Yeah, I think I would trust Steven.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

The one thing that again, like maybe personal bias, but I like, obviously I love in New York

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:51

I'm thinking about a

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:52

toilet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:55

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:55

When I first read it, I thought the stains and the toilet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:58

work

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:58

I know, I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:00

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:01

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:02

I think I have enough information to count.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:04

Steven.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:04

How about you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:05

Sam.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:06

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:06

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and an effort to

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:13

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:18

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:24

The school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:25

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:25

I'm wanting a three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:27

Trey is holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:28

I did three for Steven because I felt like, again, I've mentioned this, that I won't get

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:35

Ironically, we went on a little bit long and the Review!, I lost some of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:46

Taking it into consideration as to whether or not to buy the product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:50

But I don't know how effective Stephens Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:54

is going to be for people to pull the trigger on this product, or if he's going to lose some

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:02

So that was why I went with three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

How about you try why'd you go with four crowns for Steven?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:06

I just did four cause I appreciated the jest.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:09

And also once I thought that the humor was going on too long, I appreciated the like reality.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

Like, I hope least gave you a smile.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:17

And like, if we're talking about cleaning a toilet, I don't think of that as fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:21

And so I appreciated that there was a sense of fun within this Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:24

but ultimately I think Steven has sold me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:27

I want to try this very curious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:29

So that's why I went with for

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:31

Good job, Steven.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:31

Are you sold a Kaboom?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:33

good germ.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:34

Good germ.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:35

Steven R

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

Well, we'll take a quick break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:38

And when we come back, we can get into Chelsey's Review!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:42

cannot wait.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:46

your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:47

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:50

Chelsey it's game time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:14

How about you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:15

And I get strapped into this Meryl-Go-Round.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:18

Woo.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:21

Icon.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:22

most of the day is I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an,.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:27

A'..

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:29

Oh, Meryl, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:30

And I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:35

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we'll each try to recite ours zinger

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

Just like queen Merrill, who does it all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:44

the clock runs out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:46

Okey-doke Chelsey goose.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:47

What is your zinger?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:50

So you'll notice a theme of my reviews today.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:53

So my zinger is for a scented Turkey leg, dog, chew toy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:00

Oh, I was like, why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:02

Yeah, it's leaps and bounds.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:05

Chicken scented, Turkey leg, dog chew toy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:10

Large.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

This review is written by Mary with an eye 21.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:16

The subject is not for strong chore.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:21

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:22

So better get super chewers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:24

The Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:24

is unfortunately, my dog broke off a piece in two minute.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:31

Uh, well that defeats the whole purpose.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:35

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:35

Well, I'm going to strap you in to Clifford, the big red dog.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:38

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:39

I love Clifford.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:41

Are you ready

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:43

I'm ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:44

here?

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:44

We.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:45

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:49

Soap opera

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:51

my dog broke in two minutes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:00

a

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:03

Unfortunately, my dog, my dog minutes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:10

slapstick.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:15

Film noir.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:16

Unfortunately, my dog broke off.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:20

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:21

You got six diva.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:24

I'm tired.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:25

That was, uh, I was racing to the finish on that one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:28

All right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:29

That was good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:30

you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:31

Where is your zinger from today?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:33

Today.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:33

I have a zinger from Google.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:35

This is for the Exxon gas station near my house.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:39

And this is written by.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:40

Been

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:41

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:41

And this is written by Stephen spelled with a pH Steven.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:47

an, and their One-Star-Zinger as what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:50

A gas.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:53

that Paul sicker?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:57

all

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:57

And of course they're an elite reviewer

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:00

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:01

So I'm going to stop you in obviously to like a gas pump.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:07

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:07

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:08

I'm ready.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:08

Rod, that gas pump.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:09

Are you ready?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:11

Haul?

VOICEOVER: 00:32:12

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:18

What guy,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:19

musical theater, film new, our

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:25

what a guy?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:26

true crime doc

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:28

What a gas,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:30

sports announcer

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:32

what are girls?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:36

Yankee

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:39

What a gas.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:41

AHPRA diva.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:42

Whew.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:44

Two,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:48

Eight batch

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:53

was three words?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:54

you have a good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:56

Try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:57

Good jerk.

VOICEOVER: 00:33:00

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:04

Oh, all right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:06

We are back from that game break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:08

And now Chelsey, it's your turn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:09

Why don't you share with us?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:10

What is your Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:11

this week?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:12

am I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:13

Goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:13

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:15

I don't know why I decided to go with that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

I don't know why I decided to go Southern.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:19

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:20

So this is for the very Renaissance fair that I attended.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:24

It is the original Renaissance pleasure bear.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

It's in.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

Irwindale California.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:32

This is a one-star review by Laura are on Yelp and it was only written one day ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:40

So fresh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:41

Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

hot off the presses.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:43

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:45

Never made it in.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

We were in within a mile of the entrance after an hour drive from where we live, we

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:58

Our car never moved.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:01

We had bought tickets online, but didn't even make it into the festival.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:05

Incredibly disappointing, a huge waste of time and very expensive gas to get there for nothing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

I will be contacting them for a refund.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:17

We were there at 9:00 AM, so there should have been no problem getting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:22

Hundreds of cars were lined up and many people just like us turned out of line and left.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:29

We lived in Houston, Texas area for 16 years and visited the Ren Fest every year.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:36

The one in Houston, Texas is said to be the biggest and arguably the best

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:44

We never had a single issue.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:47

Parking you just pay and are waved into the spots.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:50

It's very fast and efficient in Texas.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:53

Your vendors and performers missed out on a lot of customers in Los Angeles

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:04

Either got the parking running better or relocate the fair to a place with better accessibility.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:11

I would tell everyone, I know at this point to not bother even trying to go to the Los

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:24

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:24

I have a lot of questions

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:25

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:26

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:26

What time does the fair open?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:28

So they did their due diligence.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:30

They got there on time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:31

It opens, I want to say, like, they tell you to get there at nine, if you want to get parking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

So they did get there on time, but there is a little bit of a funny story with

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:45

Got a towel.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:46

there was a warning about the parking situation, because

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:56

I'd taken up residence in a certain portion of the parking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:01

So they had to rope things off in order to accommodate the owls.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:09

So the parking situation was much worse than it usually is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:14

So that's why we actually opted to Uber there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:17

So I'm not at all surprised that this happened, but what is frustrating as.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:22

Email or, or wherever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:24

Jimmy, my friend's fiance saw the notice that told us about this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:29

It said, if you want to park get there before 9:30 AM.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:34

So Laura did do what they said to do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:37

You know what I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:39

Where is this located?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:41

It's around a reservoir.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:42

So there's like a body of water.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:45

And then it's like open park is the best way I can describe it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:49

Like I would imagine that if you're not there during the time of year, when it's the Ren

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:59

And how far from Los Angeles county.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:03

I think it took us like an hour or so from where my friend lives,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:08

It's past Pasedena

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:10

Oh okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:10

this is like, this is like a grassy play.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:14

Like it's not like not in

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:16

no, no, no, no, yeah, no, this is like off in a few.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:22

Yes, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:23

It's like Coachella for people that play Dungeons and dragons.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:29

Well, okay, well, that's all of this is good information because

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:35

My first thought was, okay, why don't you attempt to go at a different time, but maybe

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:41

And then my other thought was.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:43

Well, it's hard to compare LA to Houston, because I'm imagining there's more open space in

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:49

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:50

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:51

I've never been there, but this so us an open space.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:53

So, I mean, I feel like parking, parking is always an issue, especially when I

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:02

So I don't want to say that statement, but like on that thought parking is always an issue.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:07

And I do think that who is responsible.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:10

Is whoever is putting on the Ren fair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:12

So they like, if there is a

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

because if you're selling the tickets, you should be

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:20

You have cut off selling the tickets when you reach the point where

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:25

Or

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:26

Or stagger people,

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:27

that's what I was gonna say, that maybe there wasn't enough knowledge

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:32

to see whatever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:33

But like there has to be some sort of structure in place.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:37

To spread out the wealth throughout.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:39

Cause how many days was the Ren fair?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:41

I think it goes on for a little while.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:42

I'm not exactly sure how long, but F I want to say like a couple of weeks, a few weeks, maybe the

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:46

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:47

Like, it's like, it's a thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:48

Well, that's why I'm saying, like, it's interesting that this was written a day ago

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:57

So it does make me wonder, is that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:00

Situation specific to this time period.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:03

Like if, if they had full usage of the entire parking area, would this have been a non issue?

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:11

And they said that they drove like an hour away, but you kind of drove an hour away.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:15

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:16

Well, will you bird?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:17

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:17

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:18

Well, I guess my question is like, if they, if Laura actually are, I should say

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:31

because we're open for like 20 days.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:34

Why don't you just come another day,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:35

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:35

Or maybe they would give her, there is like a P a F a free, well, the funny thing about the

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:50

Oh God,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:51

I can do I can't even go there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:54

But, so here's the interesting thing to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:56

Normally, if I read a review and it's like, I didn't even get to go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:01

That's like a non-starter for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:04

What's going to say that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:05

But when I was reading this Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:06

I was thinking, especially because I, we did find out in a sort of

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:12

I was thinking, this is really important.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:15

You know, like how you get there and if you can get there in a reasonable amount of time and

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:30

So that's why I thought there was value here, even though we don't get a review of the actual fair,

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:36

I agree, especially since this is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:38

Similar to a Comicon where it's like, people are dressing up, they're forward

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:45

It isn't just a carnival on the side of the road that you just pull over and go to.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:49

Like, there's a lot of planning.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:51

There's a whole community around this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:52

There's like a safety and feeling in a community that accepts you and like embraces you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:57

So like I recognize the disappointment.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:00

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:01

I do think it is sort of funny to be like this expensive gas, like you chose

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:11

One, the whole, this, it does trigger that thing for me about stop talking about

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:24

Cause you don't live there anymore.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:25

So like I understand you're comparing this to that, but.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:29

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:29

I recognize the frustration.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:31

I think it is valuable for everything that you just said.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:34

And I believe them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:36

I mean, I believe that other cars were turning and going and like, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:44

Is this common?

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:45

Or I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:46

I mean, I feel like it not be a common thing because you have to have park,

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:54

I mean, I think that the, it must have been a common thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:58

We had a really hard time getting out of there, like even just getting an Uber out of there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:03

So I think that there was something going on with the parking

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:06

but is that typical for every calendar gear or is that typical for the 2022?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:12

I think it's typical for this year, but that was also another thing that I was

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:19

cause I thought it would be fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:20

And we could talk about it a little bit more in the after show about.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:23

Personal Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:24

and experience, um, going to the Ren fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:27

So that was why I was looking for it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

And as I was looking for an interesting Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:32

and I found some older reviews, I thought that's not really useful because

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:40

So if I was going to go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:41

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:43

if I was going to go next year, I feel like the first place I would

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:54

Like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:55

I don't know, like, I don't know an old Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:58

for something like this is not useful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:00

Well, it's interesting you went there cause I was just thinking

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:04

Who is this Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:06

serving.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:06

I imagine that people that are going now probably bought tickets a long time ago,

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:15

And you're like, oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:16

Like, let's just see what it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:17

I think Uber, Uber, you have to Uber.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:22

If I read this Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:23

I would just think I cannot drive there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:25

The driving there is going to be a nightmare.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:27

But question,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:28

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:29

how did the Uber get past the parking line?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:31

Because there is a different line for just dropping off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:34

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:35

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:36

And then when we left, I mean, it took us forever to get an Uber

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:41

So that was stressful

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:43

you were back in the Renaissance.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:44

back in the Renaissance.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:45

And nobody wants you on your phones, but they did come and pick us up right where we were basically

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:50

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:51

So what about the humor here?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:52

I don't think don't think Laura's having any humor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:55

Laura's not in a good mood.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:57

She's not in a giggly space.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:59

think I can talk about the impact of my anything else for you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:03

Spelling and grammar was all good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:04

We use like some, all caps, but like no of is just a little like sprinkled here and there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:09

I thought it was a well-crafted Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:12

an inappropriate length and I think that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:15

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:15

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:16

I think I can crown Laura.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:17

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:18

Let's crown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:19

Laura are.

VOICEOVER: 00:44:21

are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:44:26

The school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

It's three and a half, three and a half.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:30

The Queens are unanimous or Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:32

Why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:32

Three and a half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

all Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

So I sit there and a half, because I think there is a really large impact here, and that would

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:49

They didn't, I, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:51

I just said three and a half because it's a little more than average to me, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:57

You didn't experience a, you know, so, and it may be, there was a

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:02

So I sit there and a half because I can't guarantee it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:05

This is going to be every single person's experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:08

So for that reason, three and a half, what about you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:10

Why did you do three and a half?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:12

I completely believe that this was Laura R's experience based on what was happening,

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:20

And I think that this is a good cautionary tale for someone that is looking to go in real time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:26

I could only give three and a half because like I mentioned before, We never got in the fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:32

So I can't really give you any more crowns than that because you didn't, you didn't get to

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:40

So for that reason, three and a half crowns for you, Laura are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:44

Fine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:45

I can't wait to hear more about this Ren fair experience on the after show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:48

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:49

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:50

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:50

My queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:55

Who are you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:56

Trey in ducting for...

VOICEOVER: 00:46:00

My Royal Highness!

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:01

So this week, I am going to induct a product that was recommended

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:07

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:08

I don't actually know her shit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:09

There was one year on the view where for December, they were doing recommendations and

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:19

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:20

And what it is basically a black canister that contains two metal canisters

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:31

So then you can pour or brew your coffee

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:34

And make it

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:34

from your drip and to this canister.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:38

And it makes it iced.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:40

Oh, wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:41

This is the perfect product for you,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:43

It's the perfect product because you aren't diluting the coffee with ice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:47

That's going to turn to water and like disgusting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:50

And you can do it with iced tea.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:51

You can make ice tea, like brew, hot tea.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:54

it with Y.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:54

And like, if you want to chill your line, you can do it with anything against.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:57

Uh, hyper chilled experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:00

truly lovely.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:00

You can buy them on Amazon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:01

They do have a website.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:03

They like instantly sold out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:04

This was maybe three or four years ago on the view, but I have told so many friends about it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:09

They've purchased them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:10

Everyone's obsessed with that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:11

It's called the hyper chiller Gina's product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:14

I love it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:14

I highly recommend it and has had a huge impact in my life because I am Such a consumer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:20

of

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:20

Such a

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:21

love it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:21

Thank you, hyper chiller.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:22

And I hope that everyone listening goes and gets one because it is everything.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:27

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:30

I'm so happy for you that you found that product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:33

Cause you had a complaint recently about melted ice,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:37

Oh, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:38

Oh, that's funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:40

Oh, that is funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:41

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:43

here I am drinking from my Hyper Szilard

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:45

Hyper chilled.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:46

hyper chilled coffee.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:47

You're so chill.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:49

I'm So chill.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:50

And I'm so excited.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:51

Here we are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:52

We've reached the end of another round on the R U a R Q Ferris.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:56

So close to a full year around the fairest.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:00

Y'all, it's pretty

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:01

that wild.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:02

really crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:03

Thank you for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:05

If you like, what you heard, please, the best thing you could do for us would be

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:18

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:18

All of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:19

I stopped saying your holes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:21

That's how we got to the fairest.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:23

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Trey Gerrald: 00:48:50

And I'm at @TreyGerrald.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:53

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Trey Gerrald: 00:49:07

oh

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:07

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:08

To find out what made Trey say.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:11

I'm sorry.

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What the fuck are we talking about?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:15

And to find out what made Chelsey say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:17

Oh, yes.

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Ride me like a black stallion and send me home wet my Lord.

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Oh my Lord.

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My Lord.

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Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:46

Yeah.

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tittles.

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Hm.

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Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty.

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:08

Oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:10

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:12

I was going to say, forget about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:14

I'm flushing here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:15

fuck out about it.