UA-198543153-1 42 Niagara Falls / Slinky - Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 42

Episode 42: Niagara Falls / Slinky

The Queens rate & review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Niagara Falls and a 1 Star Amazon Report...I mean...Review for the childhood toy: Slinky! Chelsey has a Jackpot sounding cell phone, Trey needs you to prepare, and the Queens are more *NSYNC than they knew!

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(02:22) Lodge a Complaint!

(08:44) Niagara Falls 1 Star Review

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(20:31) Meryl-Go-Round

(25:30) Slinky 1 Star Review

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Review That Review is an independent podcast.  Executive Produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound design by Trey Gerrald.  Cover art designed by LogoVora, voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky, and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

Transcript
VOICEOVER:

[Theme Song]

Chelsey Donn:

Hi!

Trey Gerrald:

Hi, Chelsey and hello listeners.

Trey Gerrald:

Welcome to Review That Review!

Trey Gerrald:

the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

Chelsey Donn:

Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Reviews!

Chelsey Donn:

We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

Trey Gerrald:

That's Chelsey Donn,

Chelsey Donn:

And that's Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

and together we are

VOICEOVER:

theReviewQueens.

Trey Gerrald:

To support the show while getting bonus and exclusive

Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

Visit our Patreon at Patreon.com/ReviewThatReview.

Trey Gerrald:

Hey Chelsey girl, how's your week going?

Chelsey Donn:

oh, my weekend's going good.

Chelsey Donn:

It was funny when we were doing that intro, I was having like Mary, Kate and Ashley flashbacks.

Chelsey Donn:

Like we'll solve that crime by dinner time.

Chelsey Donn:

Remember that we did take a photo like that.

Chelsey Donn:

Didn't we?

Trey Gerrald:

we?

Trey Gerrald:

did actually, um, double, double toil and trouble.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

I used to watch all those movies as a kid.

Chelsey Donn:

Did you watch them?

Trey Gerrald:

Of course.

Chelsey Donn:

well, doc, my week's good.

Chelsey Donn:

How's your week.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm having a great week and you might be able to tell on my vocal

Trey Gerrald:

And so I do feel like I'm a little congested, but thankfully we have some over-the-counter

Trey Gerrald:

And otherwise I'm slugging through and, Um,

Trey Gerrald:

yeah, life is really good and I'm really happy to be here.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel like this podcast brought to you by, Zyrtec or, you know what I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, no, no question about that.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, all right.

Trey Gerrald:

So why don't we jump into some complaints, Chelsey, is there anything that's

VOICEOVER:

Lodge A Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

about.

Chelsey Donn:

Of course trey.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know if we talked about this.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't really care if we did.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't understand why the group text function

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, God.

Chelsey Donn:

doesn't have a BCC.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, it's twenty, twenty two.

Chelsey Donn:

We've had iPhones.

Chelsey Donn:

I iMessage for a while.

Chelsey Donn:

I have to update my phone all the time.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

All kinds of things.

Chelsey Donn:

I just updated my phone recently cause the new iPhone came out.

Chelsey Donn:

So now it's self-destructing as they do.

Chelsey Donn:

And I don't understand, this seems like a very basic feature.

Chelsey Donn:

Why is there no BCC on iMessage?

Chelsey Donn:

I had a friend that I love very much who invited me to support him in an

Chelsey Donn:

And I will, and he texted, I don't know, 60 of us.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

And I get it because at this point, maybe we don't all have everybody's email and maybe it was just

Chelsey Donn:

And he did respectfully say in the message, like this is a mass text, please don't respond here.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, if you have any questions, any whatever messaged me directly, this

Chelsey Donn:

Get this information.

Chelsey Donn:

So I don't even blame him, but inevitably, even if people are just like Harding it,

Chelsey Donn:

You know what I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm so angry.

Trey Gerrald:

I can't even, you know how I feel about textual communication group text I can't, but I've

Trey Gerrald:

That would be really smart because sometimes people are more private about

Trey Gerrald:

But yeah, I hear you.

Trey Gerrald:

That's a great complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, please never group text me, but if you are going to just, don't

Chelsey Donn:

Just don't, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

Alright.

Chelsey Donn:

Complaint lodged.

Chelsey Donn:

How about you?

Chelsey Donn:

Trey lay it on.

Trey Gerrald:

So I sort of have a similar vein here about other people's

Trey Gerrald:

And this has become more prevalent probably since moving out of the

Trey Gerrald:

But I really, really hate it when people.

Trey Gerrald:

Get to the register and they don't know what they want to order, or they aren't ready with

Trey Gerrald:

Why haven't you been using that time to prep?

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

if you're going to go to like shake shack, you're not going to get a certain lasagna.

Trey Gerrald:

You're going to get something that shake shack offers.

Trey Gerrald:

You probably already have some sort of idea of what it is you'll be ordering.

Trey Gerrald:

So why do you then have to be like, Hmm, what is it that I want also, like, if you're at

Trey Gerrald:

Why are you like asking questions?

Trey Gerrald:

It pains me, especially at a coffee shop.

Trey Gerrald:

That's why I love mobile ordering, but like, if you don't know what your order

Trey Gerrald:

It's just very inconsiderate.

Trey Gerrald:

I understand there's a delicate balance between being patient and letting people live their

Trey Gerrald:

When it's your turn.

Trey Gerrald:

That's all.

Trey Gerrald:

I really, it really bugs me.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, I come lately completely hear you.

Chelsey Donn:

Interestingly, I'm of two minds about this

Trey Gerrald:

knew you would be.

Chelsey Donn:

here.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, here's where I am.

Chelsey Donn:

I am 1000% with you on like the stop clogging up the chain.

Chelsey Donn:

There is no reason to clog.

Chelsey Donn:

I am in there.

Chelsey Donn:

I know my order like that is it.

Chelsey Donn:

And then we're out and let's get the next person.

Chelsey Donn:

The second way, I will just empathize with people, especially with New York city is I

Chelsey Donn:

Cause they clearly ordered.

Chelsey Donn:

Every single day.

Chelsey Donn:

And I had never been there before and there's someone behind me going like, come on, I ready.

Chelsey Donn:

And I was just like, oh, I don't know what I'm doing, but I gotta be honest.

Chelsey Donn:

It took me like about two weeks and then I was the c'mon already lady.

Chelsey Donn:

So I get it.

Trey Gerrald:

No.

Trey Gerrald:

I recognize that, especially if there is a very specific menu with tons of tweaks

Trey Gerrald:

That is very intimidating.

Trey Gerrald:

I recognize that.

Chelsey Donn:

but other than that, I gray, like let's get on with it.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, at least be like aware that other people are waiting, especially when it.

Trey Gerrald:

comes to like Starbucks.

Trey Gerrald:

Most Americans understand Starbucks at this point.

Trey Gerrald:

We've had it long enough.

Trey Gerrald:

You don't need to hem and haw.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Completely agree.

Chelsey Donn:

Good complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Trey Gerrald:

And also it reminds me of when I complained about, or maybe

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God, elevator or the escalator escalator.

Trey Gerrald:

there's a compromise about the escalator.

Trey Gerrald:

If you're going to like take us in moment to not walk, move to the right

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's like maybe take a little time to look at the menu before you get in the

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I appreciate this opportunity to get that off my chest.

Trey Gerrald:

It is.

Trey Gerrald:

Part of the liveness that lives inside of me.

Trey Gerrald:

So, you know, I feel some levity now.

Trey Gerrald:

So why Chelsey?

Trey Gerrald:

Why don't we get into some other people's live witness?

Trey Gerrald:

Are you ready to jump into some online Review!?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

I would love that.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trusty Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We each bring in our view from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you the Review!, we break it down and then we rate the impact of the

Trey Gerrald:

It is a very Regal process that we call.

VOICEOVER:

Assess That Kvetch

Trey Gerrald:

And today, Chelsey, you're first,

Chelsey Donn:

it's an honor.

Trey Gerrald:

take it away.

Trey Gerrald:

RQ-C.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn:

So today I have a TripAdvisor review of Niagara falls where I've never been.

Chelsey Donn:

It is a one dot Review!

Chelsey Donn:

written by K G B B Y guy.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

agree on something for the.

Trey Gerrald:

KGBBY GUY.

Chelsey Donn:

KGBBYGUY

Trey Gerrald:

KGB.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, cage.

Trey Gerrald:

The KGB is not like

Chelsey Donn:

there's two BS,

Trey Gerrald:

KGBBYGUY,

Chelsey Donn:

KGBBYGUY.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

KGBBYGUY.

Chelsey Donn:

Got it.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

So this is KGBBYGUYs one dot review of Niagara Falls.

Chelsey Donn:

Title, a natural wonder destroyed by development and greed.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

Obviously the Falls themselves are gorgeous and would leave anybody awestruck.

Chelsey Donn:

But I honestly don't think it's worth visiting unless you are already passing through.

Chelsey Donn:

Why?

Chelsey Donn:

Because human development has encroached right up to the falls edge on both sides of the river.

Chelsey Donn:

There is no sense of nature, no respect for the local ecosystem.

Chelsey Donn:

There are tacky casinos, observation towers, and crummy chain store restaurants within

Chelsey Donn:

Now I'm not against people making a penny.

Chelsey Donn:

And I wouldn't mind if all of these attractions were in a nearby town, but couldn't, they have

Chelsey Donn:

Could you imagine stumbling onto the falls after traveling a wooded path?

Chelsey Donn:

With a deer and chipmunks scurrying about!

Chelsey Donn:

You hear the rumbling as you near, and then through a natural clearing: BAM!

Chelsey Donn:

The most massive movement of water on earth!

Chelsey Donn:

But Nope, you park in a lot.

Chelsey Donn:

Walk 30 feet, take some damn selfies and then go eat a cheeseburger at the Hard Rock Cafe.

Chelsey Donn:

This place is utterly indescribably depressing.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I learned a lot in this Review!.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel emotionally stirred by this review by KGBbyguy, you know, at first

Trey Gerrald:

Like, of course they're going to like surround the area with tourism shops, but

Trey Gerrald:

And so it is interesting if like the view.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like, you're picking up like a hard rock cafe in the background.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it's absurd.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like not obstructing, but it's encroaching on this awe inspiring view.

Chelsey Donn:

1000%.

Chelsey Donn:

And I just want to say for reference, this was written it's.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So they went, I'm sorry, I didn't read this part of the Review!

Chelsey Donn:

cause I thought it was the date.

Chelsey Donn:

So, so they went to Niagara falls, January, 2019.

Chelsey Donn:

They wrote this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

September 14th, 2019.

Chelsey Donn:

So eight months later, but they're owning up to it at the top.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, they're like, it took me eight months to come down from the depression of

Chelsey Donn:

I really liked this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

and I really like KGBBYGUY.

Chelsey Donn:

I even liked the little moment of like, imagine, you know, because I think it's true.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I've never been to Niagara falls, but it is definitely on the bucket list.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I'd like to go.

Chelsey Donn:

And I think by reading this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

I feel like I can prepare myself.

Chelsey Donn:

What do you think about the tacky casinos?

Trey Gerrald:

it's funny.

Trey Gerrald:

I wrote that down actually, because I love casinos?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, here,

Trey Gerrald:

yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

I, I also, you mentioned like, I w the experience of imagining myself as a chipmunk and just

Trey Gerrald:

I recognize the point here.

Trey Gerrald:

And I there's a lot of value because I do think that just simply reading KGBBYGUY's.

Trey Gerrald:

Review!

Trey Gerrald:

now have a new framework with which will ever experience Niagara falls.

Trey Gerrald:

So I am appreciative of that, but I also recognize there's nothing to be done about it.

Trey Gerrald:

So there's no point in being depressed about it because you can't change it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, I guess so, but like, don't you think that if you read that,

Chelsey Donn:

maybe I would look and see, is there another way to see this?

Chelsey Donn:

Because I do think there is something very significant about seeing something that

Chelsey Donn:

You know, anything that is in a natural wonder that is going to remind me of, of,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I've had friends that went to Egypt to see the pyramids.

Trey Gerrald:

And they were saying like, just underneath the Sphinx as like a pizza hut.

Chelsey Donn:

Stop.

Trey Gerrald:

like, you can only do so much with a horizon.

Trey Gerrald:

You know what I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

Like if you're looking like you can't, how far out are you going to block buildings?

Chelsey Donn:

do we have to build a hard rock cafe and these casinos right up there saying, and

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, which is unfortunate.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I think there's nothing to be done, which is my point, but I recognize the value

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, it's not, I'm not going to change Niagara falls, but like, for me, when I

Chelsey Donn:

I can really manage my expectations now because I, I would never have expected

Trey Gerrald:

But we are both like taken with KGBBYGUY as being truthful.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, we're really both receiving this as true.

Chelsey Donn:

I am receiving.

Chelsey Donn:

I do immediately.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know why.

Chelsey Donn:

Trust, KGB, bigeye spelling.

Chelsey Donn:

Very good.

Chelsey Donn:

Really solid.

Chelsey Donn:

Clearly did a pass takes reviewing seriously?

Trey Gerrald:

And then the humor here, like I do think like I'm depressed

Trey Gerrald:

think they're like leaning into being a little comic.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, I, I think they gave us a little flavor.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think it's a new slapping humor.

Trey Gerrald:

Like they're going to be on a comedy central special anytime soon, but like, I get the point.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think this is common?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think people commonly are having this thought?

Chelsey Donn:

I think so.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, does it say where KGBBYGUY is from?

Trey Gerrald:

near there picture.

Chelsey Donn:

And interestingly enough, I'm just realizing, it says

Chelsey Donn:

So I guess this is the only Review!

Chelsey Donn:

that they've written.

Trey Gerrald:

And it's like them eight months to write it.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, I, I, like I said, I think they were in a depression for awhile.

Chelsey Donn:

And then they said, I got to let the people now, because I would imagine, and again, I'm

Chelsey Donn:

So maybe they were like, I don't think that this was something that I read about and I want

Trey Gerrald:

I mean the only like devil's advocate here is like, does it seem as

Trey Gerrald:

And they're trying to like,

Trey Gerrald:

foul the name of Niagara falls.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think so.

Chelsey Donn:

no, I think like if we were in a court of law, I would say

Chelsey Donn:

Anything else we should consider before crowning KGBBYGUY?

Trey Gerrald:

I, I like

Chelsey Donn:

I'm

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, let's do

Chelsey Donn:

me.

Chelsey Donn:

Chill.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So Chelsey and I each have Our own set of zero to five crown cards and an effort

Trey Gerrald:

We will simultaneously reveal our.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Queens are unanimous four and a half crowns, four and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Why four and a half from you?

Trey Gerrald:

I guess I kind of wanted to be generous and make it a five, but I took

Trey Gerrald:

I do think that the experience of being there actually will live inside of me.

Trey Gerrald:

And if I ever go to Niagara falls, this will flash in my memory.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's pretty amazing, but I don't think that the humor level was so outrageous.

Trey Gerrald:

Like Nayar will always live with me more front of mind.

Chelsey Donn:

sure.

Trey Gerrald:

But I love KGBBYGUY.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm a little afraid that they're part of like Russian Soviet union situation.

Trey Gerrald:

But I think that they really add a lot of value to the expectation framework for going here.

Trey Gerrald:

And I mean, I think that's pretty queenly.

Trey Gerrald:

What about you Why did you say four and a half?

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, you literally took the words right out of my mouth.

Chelsey Donn:

Ditto.

Chelsey Donn:

I agree with everything.

Chelsey Donn:

Just couldn't give the full five crown Review Queen because there are, yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

And that was really the only reason why I didn't make RGB by guy of Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

But other than that, like really solid Review!.

Trey Gerrald:

I think you said RGB, Ruth Bader.

Chelsey Donn:

Ah, I didn't mean RGB, although rip RGB.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, LOL R O F L E T T Y

Chelsey Donn:

There's a lot of letters, guys.

Chelsey Donn:

It is a hard to remember these names when they're just random letters, but, sorry.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, why don't we do some more letters and BRS.

Chelsey Donn:

Good.

Chelsey Donn:

I DIA, oh, I don't know if there's an abbreviation for that.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, let's.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's be RB.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, we'll come back and we'll get into my Review!

Trey Gerrald:

after this quick break Tata for now.

VOICEOVER:

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER:

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald:

And it's One-Star-Zinger time.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, Chelsey, let's get ready to take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

Trey Gerrald:

' VOICEOVER: I don't feel like an icon.

Trey Gerrald:

that's with an a.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger

Trey Gerrald:

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who does it all.

Chelsey Donn:

before the clock runs out.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

Where is your One-Star-Zinger from today?

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Today I have a One-Star-Zinger from Petco.com and this is for Greenies

Trey Gerrald:

Count of 60.

VOICEOVER:

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Trey Gerrald:

And this was written, um, three years ago by BrittanyF89BE.

Trey Gerrald:

This is a One-Star-Zinger and the Review is, I think this product gave my

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

so sad.

Chelsey Donn:

I hate that.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't like Greenies is sorry, Greenies.

Trey Gerrald:

but what an assumption, right?

Chelsey Donn:

I did hear that.

Chelsey Donn:

Not that this is super important, but I did hear they changed the recipe.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, well, that's interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So what am I strapped in on

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's, let's strap you in on a toothbrush, you know, because green knees are,

Trey Gerrald:

Perfect.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Can I be a electronic?

Trey Gerrald:

One,

Chelsey Donn:

1000%.

Trey Gerrald:

give me those vibrations.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm ready.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, let's do it.

VOICEOVER:

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Chelsey Donn:

Pop star,

Trey Gerrald:

think that's product gay, my Husky kidney issues, angry at Titus.

Chelsey Donn:

Southern

Trey Gerrald:

think that's product eight.

Trey Gerrald:

My Husky kidney.

Trey Gerrald:

Is she using pancreatitis?

Chelsey Donn:

adult.

Trey Gerrald:

Alright.

Trey Gerrald:

Product Husky kidney issues at pancreas.

Chelsey Donn:

news

Trey Gerrald:

try to get my Husky kidney issues and pancreatitis.

Chelsey Donn:

WWE.

Trey Gerrald:

wow.

Trey Gerrald:

That hurt.

Chelsey Donn:

don't

Trey Gerrald:

I'm having postnasal drip in that hurt.

Trey Gerrald:

I tried to begin man and adult film cause I always try to be a

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, listen, I really liked the variance of, of those reads.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you

Chelsey Donn:

that is five Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

Good job.

Trey Gerrald:

you.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

What is your zinger?

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

So, you know, I have a whole arsenal of like gag gifts cause that's my fav.

Chelsey Donn:

So, so this is from my gag gift inventory.

Chelsey Donn:

It is a one-star Amazon review for bacon band-aids.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

not very kosher.

Chelsey Donn:

Not kosher at all though.

Chelsey Donn:

No pigs were harmed in the making of these bandaids.

Chelsey Donn:

This Review!

Chelsey Donn:

is written by HarrietEM.

Chelsey Donn:

The subject is received wrong item

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, no,

Chelsey Donn:

and the Review is received a hat, but no band-aids would like a refund.

Trey Gerrald:

that's really off.

Chelsey Donn:

I know.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well then in that case, I'm going to strap you in to a Kappa or is it a, kepi a kepi

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, no, I hit my.

Chelsey Donn:

a keep, keep it for your copy.

Trey Gerrald:

Keepa for your cafe.

Trey Gerrald:

So a, on a little

Chelsey Donn:

I'm I'm protected by my Keepa.

Trey Gerrald:

Alright, here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER:

Two,.

Trey Gerrald:

Breaking news,

Chelsey Donn:

Received a hat, but know band-aids would like a refund received

Chelsey Donn:

Well, say hi, but no is my man would like a refund

Trey Gerrald:

announcer

Chelsey Donn:

Reseda had, but no, band-aids

Chelsey Donn:

received a hat, but no band-aids would like a refund.

Trey Gerrald:

five.

Trey Gerrald:

Why do we keep tying?

Chelsey Donn:

a tie.

Chelsey Donn:

I dunno.

Chelsey Donn:

We're just in sync.

Chelsey Donn:

What can we say?

Trey Gerrald:

I just tried to sing an *NSYNC song and I couldn't think of one.

Chelsey Donn:

Bye Bye Bye.

Trey Gerrald:

We really are *NSYNC.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

We are back from that rousing game break and it is your turn.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, where is your Review!

Chelsey Donn:

from this week?

Trey Gerrald:

I have a one star review from amazon.com written by Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scoobers S C O O B E R S.

Trey Gerrald:

And this is for.

Chelsey Donn:

Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers

Trey Gerrald:

The original Slinky brand giant metal Slinky kids spring toy,

Chelsey Donn:

Um, did you have one of those?

Trey Gerrald:

of course.

Chelsey Donn:

Me too.

Chelsey Donn:

I definitely bent the crap out of it though.

Chelsey Donn:

Um,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, all right, here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry, before we start, do we think that Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers is a teacher?

Chelsey Donn:

I don't think I usually see Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers can you spell it?

Trey Gerrald:

I just did.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

I was writing.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, S C O O B E R S

Trey Gerrald:

And I think your question might be

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Can't wait.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

This is Mr.

Trey Gerrald:

Scoobers one-star review for the original Slinky.

Trey Gerrald:

The subject is believe the bad reviews,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

and this is a verified purchase written and February of 2017.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

I didn't believe all the other reviews that this Slinky is, caps, NOT the

Trey Gerrald:

Well, it's NOT!

Trey Gerrald:

It appears that the Poof Slinky brand, which originated in the great state of Pennsylvania

Trey Gerrald:

The original Slinky, according to Wikipedia had 98 coils.

Trey Gerrald:

This Slinky has 87 coils.

Trey Gerrald:

It is not long enough to climb downstairs, which was the express purpose

Trey Gerrald:

While, to Alex Products's credit, this product is still made in the USA!

Trey Gerrald:

Alex should return to the original design, or there will be a whole generation

Trey Gerrald:

After receiving this item, I contacted Alex Products and they sent me this reply.

Trey Gerrald:

Quote.

Trey Gerrald:

dot dot dot.

Trey Gerrald:

I would like to clarify.

Trey Gerrald:

The original Slinky design is from 1945 and is still being made in Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania on

Trey Gerrald:

Poof Products acquired James Industry in 1988.

Trey Gerrald:

Over the years, only two changes have occurred to the original Slinky.

Trey Gerrald:

End clamps have been added for safety and the length has been

Trey Gerrald:

Length did not change the walking ability.

Trey Gerrald:

The diameter has never changed.

Trey Gerrald:

Alex Brands is following the same guidelines as Poof Products.

Trey Gerrald:

Now poof Slinky LLC.

Trey Gerrald:

Below is what you need to make the Slinky walk.

One:

Steps can not have carpet on them and they have to be seven and

Two:

A ramp can be used four inches long and 10 inches high.

Two:

After checking with our factory, all Slinkies walk down several stairs into their boxes off the line.

Two:

End quote.

Two:

First of all, my steps are not particularly deep and they measure eight and a half inches.

Two:

But the Slinky I purchased when my daughter was little, parentheses, probably 15 years ago,

Two:

And I DO believe that reducing the number of coils has changed the ability to go down stairs.

Two:

A greater number of coils allows the Slinky to stretch longer.

Two:

But, whatever.

Two:

Dot dot dot.

Two:

Alex Products told me to return the product directly to Amazon.

Two:

So.

Two:

I guess I will.

Two:

140 people found this helpful

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

what in the world?

Trey Gerrald:

It's like a science, like report?!

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, I was going to say, so I definitely think that Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers is a teacher based on the amount of analysis that was done though.

Chelsey Donn:

I do think it's interesting that apparently they miscalculated from 83 to 87, unless Alex is wrong.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that's my question.

Trey Gerrald:

How do you determine a coil?

Trey Gerrald:

just hold from one point and then like the neck, when you reach it in a

Chelsey Donn:

think.

Chelsey Donn:

I would think so also, like how do they know that the original was 98?

Chelsey Donn:

Do they still have the original Slinky?

Chelsey Donn:

And like, it doesn't sound like that's published knowledge.

Chelsey Donn:

That sounds like, like, like we were saying that scientific data, because in the email

Trey Gerrald:

in the email response, they say it went from 96 to 83, but Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scooper says I went from 98 to 87.

Trey Gerrald:

So somehow both parties are measuring differently.

Chelsey Donn:

I was wondering if you would count the first and last coil, cause

Chelsey Donn:

So maybe Alex isn't counting those two.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause that would account for the difference,

Trey Gerrald:

does that half actually denote where it starts and that's your 1, 2, 3 point,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know

Trey Gerrald:

or is it a half?

Trey Gerrald:

And you add the beginning of the

Chelsey Donn:

it's half and a half and then it's a one, cause it's two halves.

Trey Gerrald:

Also, I would imagine the end caps would help make it walk.

Trey Gerrald:

Also, I feel like all of my metal ones got bent and feel like There was a huge push

Chelsey Donn:

There was!

Chelsey Donn:

Those rainbow ones and stuff.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

This is funny to me.

Chelsey Donn:

I want to applaud Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers on all the research that they did.

Chelsey Donn:

I- very detailed.

Chelsey Donn:

They did hit on the nostalgia of the product, which I think was.

Chelsey Donn:

I think it was an interesting choice to copy and paste the entire exchange with Alex Toy Company.

Chelsey Donn:

This is a one-star review?

Trey Gerrald:

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

It was very informative.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it was interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel like I learned a lot of things in that email alone.

Chelsey Donn:

Like this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

is so much more than a one-star review.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like, I've, I've like probably paid for tours that gave me less, less

Chelsey Donn:

I know that they're still using the same machinery since what was, was, uh, 1945 that, uh, the

Chelsey Donn:

You know, all of these, this interesting data.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, it does feel to me like a blog rather than a Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

I I'm glad that Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers said Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I feel like I just went to school, what I was wondering, and I don't really

Chelsey Donn:

And I agree, like I did have fun with this toy as a kid, but I wonder like if I had

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers, who's attributing that, but kids today, aren't going to be like, I can't wait to like, put

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that is a really Rick question because it kind of makes me think,

Trey Gerrald:

We would try to like, do that with cracker jacks or whatever.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, and it just never was interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I was like, wait, I have to pick these up before it bounces the

Trey Gerrald:

But the Slinky was, interesting to me, but Yeah,

Trey Gerrald:

I imagine if I gave this to my nephew, he'd be like, uh, okay, can I watch paw patrol?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Is this gonna, is this a drone?

Chelsey Donn:

Is it going to fly?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, what is it?

Chelsey Donn:

What is that?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, so I did wonder, like, I think that there is with.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, doubt, you know, a lot of emotional history that's coming from the passion of this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

and the extreme due diligence that was done to, you know, express.

Chelsey Donn:

No, this is not the same product that you had when you were.

Trey Gerrald:

It's also interesting because ultimately the company.

Trey Gerrald:

Like Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scoobers purchased this from Amazon then reached out to the company.

Trey Gerrald:

The company said just to return It directly, if it's not working.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause like, these are all of our details and then Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scoobers returned it.

Trey Gerrald:

So ultimately nostalgia aside, 15 years ago, it worked on the eight inch steps and now it's not.

Trey Gerrald:

And somehow.

Trey Gerrald:

Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scoobers is counting coils less than so, you know, also I loved playing with Slinkies

Trey Gerrald:

Like there was enjoyment for the Slinky for me, other than going down steps, you

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know like Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers strategy, but I wonder if you kind of got it going.

Chelsey Donn:

I wondered about the below comment

Trey Gerrald:

...blow?!

Chelsey Donn:

Below is what you need.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh below.

Trey Gerrald:

I thought you said blow, but Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scoobers is, you know, they're saying it has to be seven to five eighths to eight inches.

Trey Gerrald:

And Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Cooper says there's this eight and a half, but it worked 15 years ago.

Trey Gerrald:

So it seems like Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scoobers is saying your two point steps are not accurate, so you're lying.

Trey Gerrald:

So.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean yes, but regardless of whether or not it worked before, and

Chelsey Donn:

She is outside of the range of what Alex is presenting.

Chelsey Donn:

it's like if it did work before, it's almost like it was a fluke.

Chelsey Donn:

If the product isn't designed to work for that kind of step.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's like, yeah, maybe.

Chelsey Donn:

This product worked for your steps because it was a little bit longer.

Chelsey Donn:

And like, that was enough to sort of put it the edge, which I understand is the entire point.

Chelsey Donn:

But, and again, I don't know if this is written anywhere on the box about this measurement,

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers' steps and they gave a range that was, you know, outside of it.

Trey Gerrald:

It's interesting to me because I do wonder because they have the dimensions,

Chelsey Donn:

It must be because like we were saying, other people are buying this

Chelsey Donn:

And there is that moment.

Chelsey Donn:

When you think about the Slinky, that of course you think about it going down the stairs, even if

Trey Gerrald:

Like that's like the, that's the image on the box.

Chelsey Donn:

exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

So like I get it.

Trey Gerrald:

I would venture to say that this is the most valuable Review!

Trey Gerrald:

I've ever read.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow, trey.

Chelsey Donn:

That is quite a statement

Trey Gerrald:

Well, Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scoobers like goes into like outrageous research paper detail.

Chelsey Donn:

she does, but do we think it's like a bit much

Trey Gerrald:

Well that I am curious about the Karen-dar here, because

Trey Gerrald:

Like I do believe Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scooper is based on the amount of effort and due diligence here.

Trey Gerrald:

spelling and grammar is totally fine.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think there's a single issue.

Trey Gerrald:

Beautifully punctuated and formatted.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think it's humorous, but, in the experience here it's like, well, I don't

Trey Gerrald:

Like why are Mrs.

Trey Gerrald:

Scooper steps eight and a half?

Trey Gerrald:

But this product is made for seven to five, eight to eight.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, like now I'm

Chelsey Donn:

well, D and she also said that her steps were carpet.

Chelsey Donn:

Did she say that or

Trey Gerrald:

No, but they say it won't work on steps, but I had carpeted

Chelsey Donn:

I was going to say I had carpeted steps and I did it.

Chelsey Donn:

And you know what, to be honest, I don't think it really worked all the way down

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

That's why I'm codependent today.

Trey Gerrald:

It's because of the Slinky.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

You just need someone to push you along.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Did we consider everything?

Chelsey Donn:

I feel like I might be ready to crown,

Trey Gerrald:

I think so too.

Chelsey Donn:

Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Goober.

Trey Gerrald:

...scoobers,

Chelsey Donn:

scoober Jesus.

Chelsey Donn:

What is wrong with me, Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoober.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm so sorry, Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Gilbert.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't send me to the principal office.

Chelsey Donn:

I know your name.

Trey Gerrald:

You're not going to get a hall pass to go to recess.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's rate and review this.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's do

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER:

Total Score.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

I was not expecting that.

Chelsey Donn:

So Trey is holding up three and a half crowns and I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Based on what you said about this being the most informative Review!

Chelsey Donn:

you've ever read.

Chelsey Donn:

I was starting to think maybe you were going to make Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers a Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm shocked.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

I did four crowns because.

Chelsey Donn:

Really, and this happens a lot.

Chelsey Donn:

You, you kind of convinced me because of the, all of the information that is involved here.

Chelsey Donn:

And at the end of the day, when we're assessing these reviews, it was very readable.

Chelsey Donn:

I learned a lot.

Chelsey Donn:

There was a lot of information there.

Chelsey Donn:

Again, similar to Niagara falls.

Chelsey Donn:

My expectations are clear.

Chelsey Donn:

I think that they did a good job.

Chelsey Donn:

And for that reason, I wanted to award Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers accordingly and give her four crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Why did you end up going with three and a half?

Trey Gerrald:

No, I hear you.

Trey Gerrald:

And I know I kind of pulled the rug there, but I think that there, this is full of the most value

Trey Gerrald:

But I gave it middle of the road because ultimately I think we're overthinking a Slinky.

Trey Gerrald:

It's a toy!

Trey Gerrald:

Like, and like, who cares?

Trey Gerrald:

Like kids aren't going to want the Slinky anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

So ultimately I don't think it's going to have that much of an impact, except now I'm sort of

Trey Gerrald:

So that's why I gave at three and a half, because I feel like it's a Slinky, like and Slinkies

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

But it's like, we're not building a battleship for war.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like, this is a little toy to like entertain.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not that deep.

Trey Gerrald:

So I said three and a half.

Chelsey Donn:

I hear you.

Chelsey Donn:

I think that I would be because there were so many people that liked it as

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

It makes me think that Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers is not the only one that is as passionate, right?

Trey Gerrald:

It makes sense.

Trey Gerrald:

It does make sense.

Trey Gerrald:

And I appreciate the Review!, but I think I'm going to forget it in a couple of days.

Chelsey Donn:

Fair enough.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers.

Chelsey Donn:

Thanks for taking us to class.

Chelsey Donn:

We

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

My queen, We have reached the most Regal portion of our show Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

Who are you inducting today for?

VOICEOVER:

My Royal Highness!

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for asking Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

So today I want to induct GPS.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Now any of my friends who are listening to the show will know that I have

Chelsey Donn:

And that is like the understatement of the century.

Chelsey Donn:

And my life really changed with GPS.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't understand.

Chelsey Donn:

Anybody lived a life where they had to use a map while they were driving.

Chelsey Donn:

If you have a copilot, it's one thing.

Chelsey Donn:

But if you're driving by yourself, how can you be expected to do that?

Chelsey Donn:

Or remember when we used to print.

Trey Gerrald:

MapQuest.

Chelsey Donn:

it before you would get into your car or, you know, even when I was going

Chelsey Donn:

So like had to memorize the route.

Chelsey Donn:

And if I would divert in any way from that route that I had memorized, I was in serious trouble.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it was really, really bad.

Chelsey Donn:

I've ended up in some insane situations because I took a wrong turn somewhere in Philadelphia.

Chelsey Donn:

So like, I don't know what I personally would do without GPS.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm a Google maps girl, but I want to give this Royal Highness to all the

Chelsey Donn:

And I also think there's a safety protection thing there.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I'm sure it's, you know, gotten people out of maybe a dangerous situation or like, If there's

Chelsey Donn:

It recalculates.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, I think it's probably responsible for saving some lives as well.

Chelsey Donn:

So for that reason, happy to induct GPS as My Royal Highness

Trey Gerrald:

Definitely.

Trey Gerrald:

I definitely have some stories about GPS for our After show episode,

Chelsey Donn:

and we, I can't wait.

Trey Gerrald:

but yes, I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

My dad was a traveling salesman for the majority of my life he.

Trey Gerrald:

Always had one of those giant map books.

Trey Gerrald:

That's sat in the pocket behind the driver's seat with a pencil, like permanently inside of it.

Trey Gerrald:

And he would map out with a pencil, like which exits and stuff.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I still that's like balancing a checkbook, math to me.

Trey Gerrald:

I have No, idea how that works, but definitely wonderful.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you GPS, wow.

Chelsey Donn:

What would I do?

Chelsey Donn:

Certainly.

Chelsey Donn:

What would we do without you?

Chelsey Donn:

I don't even

Trey Gerrald:

It's kind of like phone numbers.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I don't even have the ability to remember a phone number anymore because my phone does it

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

That's crazy.

VOICEOVER:

Baby, it's time for some Royal Reviews!

VOICEOVER:

YES!

Trey Gerrald:

Clearly, any Review!

Trey Gerrald:

that we receive is a Royal Review!.

Trey Gerrald:

But today we're going to read a five star Royal Review!

Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

JoSaWright writes, fun and smart dash, check it out.

Trey Gerrald:

This is a great podcast for people who love fun internet fines, positive comedy,

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey and Trey work hard to find unique online reviews and they dissect them

Trey Gerrald:

Definitely worth checking out.

Trey Gerrald:

oh, my God.

Chelsey Donn:

wow.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not crying.

Trey Gerrald:

Are you crying?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm crying.

Trey Gerrald:

not crying.

Trey Gerrald:

crying?

Chelsey Donn:

JoSaWright.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for writing that.

Chelsey Donn:

Sweet Review!

Chelsey Donn:

and, and thank you for, for, um, finding the poignancy heart and humor of our show.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

And a little, um, peek behind the curtain.

Trey Gerrald:

I do know who JoSaWright is and they are a writer on the wildly successful podcast, Even The Rich.

Trey Gerrald:

So if you listened to Even The Rich, check it out, it's an amazing

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you, for

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you, JoSa.

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm going to check out Even The Rich, because I haven't listened

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

every review for our show helps new listeners find us and we so greatly appreciate it.

Chelsey Donn:

If you want a chance to be featured and have your Review!

Chelsey Donn:

read on the show, make sure you rate and review us on Apple Podcast, Spotify,

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you, Josa.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, definitely rate and review us!

Trey Gerrald:

Subscribe.

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It helps us beyond description.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know why, but it really does help the algorithm.

Trey Gerrald:

So if you love us, please write us a review.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, queen.

Trey Gerrald:

Here we are.

Trey Gerrald:

We're at the end.

Trey Gerrald:

We've done it.

Trey Gerrald:

That's another round on the RU A RQ Ferris wheel Slinky Niagara.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

Imagine a Slinky going down.

Trey Gerrald:

Niagara falls.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't think it would make it.

Chelsey Donn:

I think it would be.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

If you like what you heard, please like Trey said, tell a friend.

Chelsey Donn:

Review!

Chelsey Donn:

it.

Chelsey Donn:

Rate it.

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Do all the.

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On today's after show pod.

Trey Gerrald:

We are rating and reviewing a review from a website called show-score.com

Trey Gerrald:

So it's going to.

Chelsey Donn:

say

Trey Gerrald:

And, uh, this reviewer's name is Southern Biscuit and they, the picture

Trey Gerrald:

So that's just like weird, but they have given Moulin Rouge 10 out of 100.

Trey Gerrald:

So you're going to want to hear this cheeky Review!

Trey Gerrald:

and to find out what made Chelsey say:

Chelsey Donn:

do I feel like a paper bag, floating through the wind, wanting to start again...

Chelsey Donn:

maybe!

Chelsey Donn:

And find out what made Trey say:

Trey Gerrald:

but I remember like having to call my friend, like, as they're putting on

Trey Gerrald:

And they're like, I don't know, like I'm on a tour, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

Then join our Patreon Page at www.Patreon.com/ReviewThatReview in order to

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, everyone make sure you remember

Chelsey Donn:

ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn:

You're a queen

Trey Gerrald:

Gender.

Trey Gerrald:

Non-specific queen.

Chelsey Donn:

of course, bye.

Trey Gerrald:

Tootle-loodle-loodle-looooo.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review is an independent podcast!

VOICEOVER:

Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty.

VOICEOVER:

Executive Produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me!

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With voiceover talents by Eva Kamensky, our cover art was designed by LogoVora,

Chelsey Donn:

Mrs.

Chelsey Donn:

Scoobers I need to sharpen my number two pencil please.

About the Podcast

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Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
A comedy podcast dedicated to reviewing pedestrian online reviews!

About your hosts

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Trey Gerrald

Actor | Writer | Human-Person
Review Queen 👑
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Chelsey Donn

Actress | Comedian | Writer
Review Queen 👑