Episode 41: Sunless Tanner / Alcatraz Island

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I don't see you wearing green it's St.

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Patrick's day, week.

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I'm going to have to pinch you from New York all the way over to LA.

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It's laundry day.

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I don't know what to say.

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I guess all, all my green clothes are dirty.

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You'll have to forgive me.

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Have you ever heard of that?

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The pinching on St.

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Patrick's day?

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No, I don't know.

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I'm a Jew.

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My, I got my cheeks pinched and stuff all the time by my grandmother.

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Is it similar to that?

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No.

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So this is like a thing, like if you don't wear green on St Patrick's

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I don't know.

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If that's like a Southern thing, I don't know where that came from.

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But growing up, if you didn't wear green on St.

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Patrick's day, you would get pinched.

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By like strangers

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Yeah.

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Anyone can paint.

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This is completely new to you.

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Yeah, I guess, you know what I was thinking, like when I was little, it was

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Did you have the Shamrock shake growing up?

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I've heard of it.

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I've never had it.

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I think basically a vanilla shake with green food coloring, but it was great.

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Maybe there was a little mint moment.

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I can't remember.

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And then, you know, obviously in college we would go to like an Irish pub.

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So I think in accordance to the celebration I would participate, you know, so I

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I do know the Jews have been oppressed by everyone, but have, has Ireland

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Like I wonder if Jewish culture, you just don't really celebrate St.

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Patrick's day as

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Well, it is a Saint, right?

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Yeah.

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St.

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Patrick.

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So it's not particularly Jewish though.

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I can't, I can't speak to the anti-Semitism of it all.

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Unfortunately.

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Anyway,

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interesting time.

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I know.

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How was your week otherwise?

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My birthday was last week, so I had a fantastic birthday.

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It's very exciting to be in this new age.

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I just feel so much more intelligent and I feel so much more lived livid.

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Let know well li live at live ed life.

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I'm very wise.

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Now I'm giving out life consultations for people I'm so livid living in.

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but not to be confused with livid as in mad.

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Well, I think there's a small level of limitedness.

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That's always vibrating internally for me,

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Oh, wow.

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We'll work on

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even live more live ad with an E I know the E S substitution is

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rec I recognized,

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Yeah.

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It is interesting how suddenly it's like your birthday and then you're like, I'm so much

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just a day, one more day yesterday.

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one more day.

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But how was your how's your life?

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Miley was good.

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I had a friend visiting from out of town from New York who I hadn't seen, you know, since right.

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Like immediately before the apocalypse.

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So it was nice to see her.

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Yeah.

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We, uh, splurged on a couple of nice dinners and I drove downtown, which I vowed

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be doing that.

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I know I'm going to be doing that very shortly.

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Yeah.

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There are rare exceptions to my no downtown role, but very close friends

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The

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the exceptions.

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Yeah.

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So my week was good and I feel like we've already discussed that there's livid newness within you.

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Trey, do you have a complaint you want to Lodge?

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I really, really need to

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Lodge A Complaint.

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today because, uh, and this is going to get a little dark and heavy.

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We usually, these are silly, but I recently listened to two separate podcasts.

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Well, one was a multi-part series.

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It was four episodes.

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Each episode was about two and a half hours.

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And then I listened to an individual while I'm thinking like, there's no need, like, I

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Another one that was three hours long today.

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I want to Lodge A Complaint about why have we not solved the JonBenet Ramsey?

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I'm livid about this.

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so clear that we aren't being told the full information and lightheartedness aside, it has

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It within hours, became tabloid fodder.

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And I don't understand why we haven't solved.

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The Boulder police department on many instances have eliminated any sort of

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And the family was very influential, very huge donors and the city town of Boulder.

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So I think all fingers are pointing to very specific individuals

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And I just think this was a little child.

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Who is deserving of justice and every single day that this case is not solved.

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It is a mockery to the justice system of the United States of America.

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Now back to levity, like I don't think it will ever be solved I'm mad about it.

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We need to solve the JonBenet Ramsey case.

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Is there no justice?

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Insane.

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I know it's a little departure from our comedy podcast, but I'm mad about it.

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I've also, I've also inundated myself with so much about it.

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So that's why it's very ripe and fresh.

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It's the front of the

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But I do think that like JonBenet, Ramsey, just the name has a

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And I think that that's inappropriate.

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The case needs to be solved.

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I'm lodging that complaint officially.

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It's in the box.

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Wow, loud and clear.

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I hear you.

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I agree.

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I've I've also watched a documentary, the whole thing with the pineapple, all of that.

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I've seen it all.

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There's many theories.

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I just think like in general, and again, we're not going to get too deep into this

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JonBenet Ramsey's cases, very front and center, but there are so many cases

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That be that we feel like there's no evidence out there that is just blatantly obvious.

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And whether it be because of financial, social, racial influence, these cases are being sidelined.

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This one has obviously been sidelined for a long time, but there are plenty of other

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And maybe not given the proper.

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Yeah, profiled and, and like judicial due diligence that it deserves.

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So I think that's like a larger complaint I can definitely get behind is like, what is going

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Fair

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but that's a whole nother discussion.

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of who now I want to ask you, I'm really hoping that you

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Like what's your, what's your complaint

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yeah.

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Yeah.

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Mine is much lighter, I think.

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But it's equally as anger invoking for me, it's really like, okay, listen, I'm going to say

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Why don't you do your job?

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Like, I like you kind of like a water thing.

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For example, they never leave it on for long enough for me to do my full, happy birthday, get

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I got to play a game with the saying like, oh, I'm a new hand.

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You know, they never give me a paper towel.

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That's long enough that I need, why is this supposed to be a convenience?

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And it's such an incomplete.

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I have a question for you.

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Literally, this happened to me on Saturday.

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I was thinking I was using one of those, um, automatic soap dispensers at a store.

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And I always go back for a second.

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Yeah.

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So then I actually was thinking, why do I, I don't know how much is in this one square.

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Why do I always go back for a second automatic squirt of soap?

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Do I think the first squirt is not sufficient because I do think that the water they're

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So it's not enough water.

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It's never enough paper towel.

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I need, I need to put my hands under three times for paper towels and

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I just wish that it would like stay off.

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As long as my hands are under it.

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Like, I don't need to be water.

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You know, I just want to get the job done.

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I just don't understand why you're stopping in the

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Wait, that's a great point.

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You know, like on water fountains, where they have the water bottle ones, those

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Why does, why does sinks

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clearly the technology

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Oh my God.

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mean, even as soap could technically be like that, right?

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Like if I'm going to leave my hand under here for as long as my hands under there, you give me the.

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Wait, that's how those, that's how those hand dryers work.

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So why don't the paper towel ones work that way?

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exactly, exactly.

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Like it.

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Doesn't.

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Thank you.

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It doesn't make any sense that we're like timing this all and then

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The automatic ones are only a step up.

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You know, those faucets that you have to like push the button and then it goes really fast.

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So it's like, you got to like push the button, which may be dirty and I'm going to wash my hands

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Like now I've got to get the elbow involved.

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It's just come on.

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Shark tank.

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I also think the whole automated bathroom sink.

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So the paper towel situation is always defeated.

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And this once again, constantly, I go back to these the 1994, Alan degenerate, standup,

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right, right,

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need to, like, it needs to be the doorknob.

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Cause I don't know that the person before me who touched the doorknob wash their hands.

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So it's like instantly defeated anywhere.

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Yeah.

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They have like pedal door openers where you can like kick.

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Yeah.

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Like we should also have

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no, but that's such a good button in Europe.

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That's what the plumbing systems like in order to get water, you didn't use your hands,

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That happens.

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all over Italy.

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Why don't we do that in

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Yeah.

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That's a good point.

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I wouldn't even need the automatic thing if I could just use my foot.

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Maybe that's ablest.

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Listener voicemail.

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Chelsey surprise.

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Oh, my, I didn't even know we had a voicemail.

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Seriously.

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This is so exciting.

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just added it to the script moments before,

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Wow.

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How exciting.

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Okay.

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Let's

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I'm wondering if we need to subtitle our podcasts to, um, the world

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Is Jay was back.

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Different James, but another James who has contacted us before,

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Oh, okay.

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are there any less centers that aren't named?

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James?

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If you are listening, your name is not James.

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Leave us a voicemail.

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1-850-REVIEW-0.

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And if you are one of the James that leaves us voicemails, leave us another one.

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Cause we love you guys.

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Here is another voicemail from a different James who has also left a voicemail.

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James' voicemail listener James' voicemail, James

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James, James, but not the James from the James that was before the James.

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That

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The other James James,

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Yeah.

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Got it.

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Hey Queens.

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it.

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is James calling from LA.

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This is my second time calling.

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And I have got to tell you about when a hundred flowers.

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I agree with all of the ones are views.

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I actually sent flowers to my mom once for mother's day.

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It's confirmed that it's going to be delivered on Saturday.

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Saturday comes.

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It's not delivered.

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I'm calling, I'm calling.

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When's it going to be delivered?

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Oh, it's going to be delivered on Sunday on actual mother's day.

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Don't worry.

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Don't worry.

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Mother's day comes mom or the flowers there?

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Nope, no flowers Monday.

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I didn't even give him a chance.

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I asked refund I'll never use 1-800-FLOWERS ever, ever again.

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Wow.

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That really flipped.

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Wow.

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Hope you're well, James that's, I mean, I'm glad to hear it.

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Like we said, it's important for us to hear from you guys.

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If you have differing or analogous experiences to our reviewers, it just helps

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The truth.

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So thank you, James, for letting us know, we'll take that in mind.

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I did send you try flowers before that episode aired like James, I sort of wanted

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I also wanted to see, like, will they be late?

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What's going to happen.

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It was around Valentine's day.

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So I was like, this is a good test.

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What was the experience for you as the sender?

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Cause that's the receiver.

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It was wonderful.

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Oh good.

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My experience is the center was pretty easy.

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I had to select Friday and not actual Valentine's day because it was cheaper

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So like half the price cheaper.

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So I did that.

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The only thing that I will say is I saw the photo that you posted of the flowers,

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The biggest complaint.

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It's funny, you point that out because literally

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Oh, really?

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Oh,

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I think whatever is in those little packets, I actually

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I never even mentioned this to you because I almost wanted to repost a

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And also, I guess the water, you know, the flowers were without water for however long, the time

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The water was crystal clear.

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Like they looked entirely different the next

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The next day.

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Oh, interesting.

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Where they, where they more colorful and vibrant.

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Okay, good.

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Cause they were like so beautiful and vibrant in the photo and then you posted it.

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And I was like, that's all like hideous.

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It just seems like a totally different color palette than what was advertised.

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noticed all of that myself.

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I will say the I'm getting them earlier than Valentine's day was so much more fun.

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So interesting because I often am sending things through one, a hundred flowers for specific

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Cause it really was unexpected.

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And I literally was like Davidson these to me cause we'd had an argument.

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so, but now it was my work wife.

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that's right.

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I had one experience.

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That's exactly what happened with James here, but it was going key west and the logo.

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The address was a little complicated because it's in the middle of a block.

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So, so I felt like it was that circumstance, not really one, a

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No one was like taking care of me.

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I had to be contacting to figure it out, which I feel like James ultimately was like, whatever.

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But the most upsetting thing is you then have to reveal to the recipient.

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Did they come?

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That's the most upsetting part.

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Cause then the surprise has gone

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Right.

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Totally

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cause they're not there.

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So James, we appreciate you.

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Thank you for being such a solid supporter.

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Literally from before the podcast, premier James has been a supporter, appreciate you.

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James, we love you.

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Was James.

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The one that told us about the dog

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Yes.

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The flies.

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Yes.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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James, every time I see someone that hasn't picked up, I think of you.

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That means anything.

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Um, no, I love Thank you.

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And, and also everybody leave a live review.

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That was so fun.

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We love hearing your opinions.

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As we said, 1-850-REVIEW-0.

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And with that in mind, let's hear some more opinions.

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I love it.

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Let's do

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Please as you know, we are your trustee, Review!

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Queens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:52

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

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read you a review.

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We break it down to.

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We rate the impact of that said Review!

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on a scale from one to five crowns.

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This is a very Regal process that we have coined called

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Assess That Kvetch!.

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And you are up first today,RQ-T.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:12

Let's hear it.

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I'm up first.

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Batter's up.

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Is that a free batter

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Take it away.

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Clean.

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Review That Review.

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All right.

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So today I picked a product that, um, I do personally have experience with.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:33

Um, today I have a one star review from amazon.com for a sunless Tanner.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:41

The specific one is the Alba Botanica...

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:45

is that Jessica Alba's company?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:47

It sounds like it, but I don't want to claim that

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:49

Because it was all about

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:50

company or is that

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:52

oh, good point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

Yes.

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And isn't that for babies?

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:55

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:55

This has nothing to do with Jessica Alba.

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called Alba.

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Botanica.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:59

this has nothing to do with Jessica Alba at all.

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That's going to be our title.

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has nothing to do with just call, but, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:07

This is written by Kristin M And Kristin M's subject is actually pretty

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:19

It smells like caps urine.

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um,

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Stunk up everything washed bedding and stuffed animal, all upper case.

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First

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That's a lot for a title.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:33

Kristen M really wants us to know.

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And this is Kristen M's one star Amazon review for Alba Botanica, Sunless Tanner.

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Warning.

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I tried to return this product, but received a message that there are no refunds.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:50

I didn't see that note when I bought it, but I just looked on the Amazon product page.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:56

And I see the note now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:58

Bummer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:00

This product smells like a Hawaiian day, right out of the tube.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

But within about 30 seconds of putting it on my leg, a putrid smell

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:14

My husband walked into the room and said, quote, caps, yuck.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

What is that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

Smell?

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It smells like urine quote.

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Oh, that's me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:26

Quote you pee.

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No it's tanning cream.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:31

It stinks, huh?

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With a crunched up face quote, all caps.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:38

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:40

This urine smell got everywhere, even though I only put it on my legs.

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I can't imagine the trouble I would have been in.

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If I put it on my whole body or God forbid my face.

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I mistakenly thought that the smell would go away overnight.

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So I went to bed.

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Oh my goodness.

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What an awful sleep.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:06

We felt like we were sleeping in a urinal.

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We toughed it out because I really wanted a beautiful tan parentheses.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:14

My skin is alabaster.

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What a mistake?

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By the morning, the stench multiplied and it was on everything.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:23

Screw the tan.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:24

I stink.

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I jumped into the shower and scrubbed my legs with a washcloth.

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And so three times in a row and they still stunk.

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I had to wash my sheets and blanket parentheses, even though they were fresh the night before.

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And hand-wash my precious stuffed animal parentheses.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:47

Yes.

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I sleep with a stuffed animal quote, poor pinky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:52

I'm sorry, girl.

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Even two weeks later, the faint smell of urine saturates my nostrils.

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I get migraine attacks from smells.

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So that sucks.

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If you are sensitive to smell.

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Taps do not buy this product.

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I will say my legs looked tan, but who cares?

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How nice your tan looks.

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If everyone you encounter thinks you peed yourself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:23

I would just never think.

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Change my bedding and then put sunless Tanner on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:28

I mean, Kristen lives their life, but like if I was going to be putting lotiony stuff on or

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:38

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:39

Well, here's I guess the larger question within that is what is the

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:49

Because.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:51

I've ever seen a sunless Tanner or anyone that uses some less Tanner, all of their

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:00

In fact, I won't call this person out, but when I was in college, I was an apprentice

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:11

Like Allison Janney.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:12

Yes, but I went and was cleaning someone's room, who had a character

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:20

So he was wearing sunless Tanner all the time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

And I had to change the sheets every single night.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:27

Because they were that gross.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:28

And he like, he was like, if I'm gonna wear this sunless Tanner, I need

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:33

So I'm just curious, what is the expectation?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:37

Cause I feel like it's a little bit of a, like playing in the devil's playground.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:40

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:41

I mean, my first thought about some of those Tanner, which I do have

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:45

you are alabaster

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:47

I am not even alabaster alabaster.

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I'm see-through.

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That's all

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:52

I know.

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used to be called, I used to be called powder.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:55

Uh, no, I'm just kidding.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:56

No, but like is my first thought is how brown your gets.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:01

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:01

gloves.

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And I do know that like you, it does like come off cause you're

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:11

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:11

So it's like, obviously some of it's going to come off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:14

That's not really the main point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:15

Obviously the main point of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:16

is the smell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:18

So I'm going to talk about the smell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:20

My first thought is that it sort of reminds me a little bit of the manic panic Review!

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with the reaction from the husband.

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I'm wondering a little bit about the power of suggestion.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:30

And if know, Kristin M in fact would have thought that, that it smelled so bad from urine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:37

Had the husband not had such a large reaction.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:41

It seems like to me, the process of this heightened reaction.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:46

the domino really began when the husband identified the smell.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:50

In fact, when Kristen originally talks about the dialogue that she had with her husband

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:58

Like what, like, what are you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:00

What are you talking about?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:01

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:02

So obviously at that point, if we're to follow the narrative, as soon as the husband

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:19

I, I do think there's evidence for that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:22

My counterpoint is, does that matter?

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Because if there is an old.

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Either you pick up on it or someone else picks up on it.

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It is bad, but I even think reverse wise, if it smells like a Hawaiian day, that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:41

I just think it's interesting that at the end of the day, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:52

You know how we discuss with Nair, like near has a terrible smell, but at the

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:58

So it's like this trade off exchange that we do where it's like, all right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:03

If I want to be lazy and just put cream on my body instead of shaving.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:08

Then I need to deal with the smell, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:11

So I wonder if like your average, you know, self tin or user, maybe their tolerance for the

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:27

That was like pod on two ways.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:29

Wait,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:29

you're really bringing a really great point up, which I wasn't sure if I

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:38

So I,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:39

I looked up other reviews from Kristen M and Kristin really, really

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:49

Producing migraines and multiple reviews.

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I, it seems like this might be something that is leading and Kristin's experience of life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:57

Sure.

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So that also makes me wonder if,

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If we trust her as like an average.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:04

if that makes it a typical experience or if this is something that

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:10

Yeah, I think that is interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:12

And I think that is something to consider because I do think that there are people

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:17

It sounds like Kristen and her

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the husbands.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

very, very sensitive.

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And like, I, I do think the power of suggestion is playing in the exacerbate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:28

I mean, come on, like we scrubbed our body forward.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:30

Like, it just seems like a very dramatic, you know, does it say anywhere in the description,

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

Like anything that like implies that this product would be the one that I'm going to choose.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:44

If I am a little bit sensitive to smells.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:47

It doesn't say anything about smell, but it does say plant-based and cruelty-free

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:52

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:52

natural looking results.

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Golden tanning without the sun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:56

It doesn't say anything about scent or odor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:59

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:00

Another thing that's interesting is I don't know, like what do you think

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:06

Yeah, that is interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:07

I feel like we don't really cover that a lot on the podcast, but that has a

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:13

Honestly, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:15

I feel like this isn't Neutrogena.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:18

I don't know the, I don't know the line of all, but like, I don't know

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:24

a smaller mom and popper, smaller batch company, they can't afford to

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:32

And then I'm return,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:33

also, this is a four ounce.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:37

oh, get the heck out of here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:38

I know that's another part of it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:40

But to your last point, I do think Kristen's experience is valuable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:44

I feel like Kristen goes both extremes with truthful and shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:48

I think Kristen delves into both pots of gold and truthful shitty, but ultimately, like, I

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:56

but.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:57

I don't think that the return thing, I think it's good to know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:00

I think there's value that they're leading with like just heads up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:03

It's gonna, it smelled for me and you can't return it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:06

The spelling and grammar is pretty great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:08

I mean, there's not really issues here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:11

I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:13

B I don't, I, I'm not sure if it's typical.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:16

I don't think that I have such a sensitivity to odor as Kristin does.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:20

I don't really experience that, but you sort of mentioned that you get migrants.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:23

So there's some, there's some value there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:26

The humor I love that we find out about pinky

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:29

he has.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:30

you know, when the name they had to have, let's like, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:35

I LOL at the, my face E.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:38

E.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:40

Yeah, I, you know, I think that there is a large impact for me here because I'm entertained by

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:50

I wanted to find other reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:52

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:52

So I'm curious about the deal breaker.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:55

I just feel like if I read this Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:59

I might be like, okay, good to know what smells good to know what stains good to know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:04

Like I'm going to need to wash everything, whatever, but, and lives a great town.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:08

So like, would that make me not want to buy the product?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:11

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:12

And how much should that weigh in?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:14

I'm not sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:15

Well I've questioned as well.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:16

Cause it does make me think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:17

I need to look and see if other people are struggling with the odor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:20

I'm also just really back to the original point about influence from the spouse,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:31

So maybe they're at their threshold for tolerating things with Kristen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:36

Pinky was like, it really filled the.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:38

you have pinky, we can't have.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:40

I mean, listen, I think that Kristen should be able to sleep with pinky

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:46

I think that that's okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:48

I think it's nice that she, um, is opening up with vulnerability about

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:55

I don't have a problem with that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:57

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:57

I think I'm ready to cry on Chris then.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:59

Are you trying, is there anything we're not considering before the crowning that we

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:03

I don't think so.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:05

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:06

Let's get to the other side of this Rambo in crown out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:08

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and then an effort

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:15

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

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The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:26

Okay, I'm holding up three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:28

Trey is holding up four crowns for Kristin M.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:31

I'm doing a three crowns cause it's a little above middle of the road for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:36

There were no spelling errors, got a little bit of a chuckle out of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:40

That's where most of the points are coming from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:42

I don't know if this is a deal breaker and I'm a little weary of the whole power of

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:55

So with that sort of, trepidation with the authenticity, I decided to go with three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

How about you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

Why four for Kristin?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:03

Because ultimately I was charmed and I feel like it's a valid experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:11

It makes me want to do a little more research, which makes me think that

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:18

and also that, like, it did work, you know, but it was stinky and.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:23

Oh, ultimately pointing out that there's no refund.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:26

Like if, if Kristen didn't catch that and they were sort of suckered,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:31

So that's why I said four.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:33

I, I didn't give all five crowns because I'm not sure that everyone finds it to be so stinky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:39

So that's why I said four, because I think the impact is relatively high.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:43

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:43

I mean, thanks, Kristin, em, for contributing to today's episode of Review That Review,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:54

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:55

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:56

Long pinky.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:58

Yes,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:59

All right, so let's take a quick break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:01

And when we get back, we can get into Chelsey's Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:05

the army.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:06

did you catch that?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:07

Ida Tanner Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:09

for our St.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:10

Patrick.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:10

What does that have to do to say?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:12

Because Irish people are pale.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:13

I, as you were our pale.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:16

Oh, well I hope that mine doesn't have a weird double entendre, but we'll get there shortly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:22

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:22

Maybe.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:26

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:27

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:54

I was trying to do that with an Irish accent anyway, Irish.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:59

Oh, Laurie it's game time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:01

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:02

It's time to take a quick little speed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:04

Spin on the matter of go round.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:06

Can you do it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:07

Not even close.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:08

I'm not even going to embarrass

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:10

Are may pots of gold, met R

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:14

I can't, I sound pirate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:15

Everything just sounds like a buyer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

It, when I do it, heres the Dale.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:22

' VOICEOVER: I don't feel like an icon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:24

Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an, A'..

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

And I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30 seconds on

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:44

Just like queen Merrill, who does it all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

Or the clock runs out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:49

That's good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:50

I tried.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:51

right, Chelsey, what is your zinger for today?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:53

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:54

So my zinger for today is actually a good reads.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:58

One star review written by Chris about the Bible, and it says too much sex and violence for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:10

That's really funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:12

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:13

man.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:14

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:14

Well, I'm at a strap.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:15

You us.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:18

Ooh, such a.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:21

God, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:22

Well, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:24

Alright, here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:25

Okay.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:26

Three, Two, One,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:29

Hora

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:35

much Sachs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:36

Oh wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:37

we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:38

we've just another accident.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:39

Um, too much sex violence for me,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:42

TLC reality show

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:44

sex and violence for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:46

televangelist matches.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:50

Show

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:51

Ooh, much sex and violence for me

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:54

lifetime

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:56

much sex and violence me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:59

drama, 4 6, 7.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:04

God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:04

I like recovered from that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:06

Uh, accent debacle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:07

Let's hear your zinger.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:08

job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:09

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:09

So

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:09

Thank

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:10

I have a one star review from walmart.com for the Jemmy

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:20

Patrick's day leprechaun, G dash 4 8 0 0 0.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:26

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:27

Is that a super Calla?

VOICEOVER: 00:35:28

Supercalifragilistic.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:32

I just think it's really funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:33

The idea of like having an inflatable decoration in their front yard for St.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:36

Patrick's day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:38

Some people are very into the wand decorations.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:40

Look, when you say

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:41

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:42

So this was written by Velda

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:45

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:46

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:47

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:47

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:48

Hi.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:48

Velda.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:49

And velvets One-Star-Zinger is don't buy it, not happy at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:54

Okay,

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:55

Just cutting straight to the point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:57

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:58

Let's strap you in.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:01

Is it wrong to say to a leper con's back like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:04

you're like piggybacking a leprechaun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

It's like my ancestors.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:07

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:08

You're you're.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:09

Yes, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:10

Are you ready?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:11

I am ready.

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Three, Two, One, GO!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:18

Soap opera,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:20

So by it not happy at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:23

pop star,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:26

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:28

Southern

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:29

don't jump by it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:30

I, ain't not happy at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:32

spy

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:34

Don't it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:35

Not happy all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:37

auctioneer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:41

My.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:45

Shakespeare.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:46

to buy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:47

I'm not happy at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:49

love how your Shakespeare is always like some I don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:52

I always think Italian production.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:53

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:54

I don't know what that is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:55

But I like it seven, seven.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:00

We tied it's our lucky day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:02

We're both sweaters.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:04

There's a magic potion in our hoop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:07

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:08

I don't know what's going on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:10

that.

VOICEOVER: 00:37:13

Review that.

VOICEOVER: 00:37:14

Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:17

Oh, Khalida.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:18

Oculi.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:18

We are back from that rousing game break and it is now your turn Chelsey to take

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:25

Whereas your Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:28

from Minnesota.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:29

We don't know

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:32

Um, well, I don't know that my Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:33

is on theme, but, um, my review today is of Alcatraz island in San Francisco.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:41

I've been there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:42

I've been to Alcatraz island.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:45

It is a Yelp review, one star from Linda J.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:50

Not Linda.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:53

The fly infestation on the ferries that go to and from the island daily,

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:21

The island is invaded by flies and now the ferries are also.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:27

It's bad, like horse stable, bad times, 10.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:32

It's not okay for the public to encounter such an infestation, especially without

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:54

Fires are attracted to decaying material, feces and garbage, and allowing them to invade an island

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:16

Swatting them away is disgusting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:20

Something needs to be done.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:22

If this is going to continue to be a paying or, and landmark, it is not okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:31

Regardless of any reason or any bird life, a priority needs to be made to come to some kind

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:48

Oh, my gosh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:49

There are flies in my hair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:51

On the benches on passengers jackets, flying around.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:56

People were covering their food, swatting them away.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:59

Thousands of flies.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:00

It is a health hazard and needs to be addressed or one passengers in advance.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:06

And the trip will not be pleasant until you get inside the jail.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:11

I don't know who maintains the park anymore, but they should be embarrassed that they

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:23

If they do, they're doing a really bad job, it was literally the grossest

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:33

And I'm like, Linda also included four photos of various, like I assume strangers,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:49

So this is definitely.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:50

you share them?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:51

I want to say,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:51

Yeah, for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:53

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:53

So it is clear that they're not just being shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:57

I did also, when I was looking through reviews, see this complaint and other people's

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:01

oh, really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:02

I also did see mention though, maybe I should have done a little bit of

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:08

Do you have any idea what that means?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:09

Cause a few people were talking about

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:11

I have a, I have a lot to say about the

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:13

Oh really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:14

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:15

I'm so glad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:16

Cause I was, I was sort of forgetting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:18

It's really interesting that you brought this in today because

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:25

Oh, wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:26

Oh, cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:27

A great,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:28

Because famously, there was the Birdman of Alcatraz who was like a prisoner who

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:35

And they like had millions of prayer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:37

It was like a whole

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:37

oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:38

Alcatraz.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:39

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:40

There was even a movie, the Birdman of Alcatraz that was like an Oscar nominated film back

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:43

Oh, interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:45

So like the bird situation is a big deal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:47

So, what is the bird situation present debt?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:50

Like there's just like these birds are still around hoping the Birdman

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:56

I do think that the birds are, are part of the lore of, of Alcatraz that is accurate

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:04

We're going to look zoom in at these pictures of the flies.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:06

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:07

So

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:08

mean, that's a lot of fly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:09

I'm, I'm pointing out 1, 2, 3, 4, there's four on one woman's

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:14

Two,.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:15

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:15

I don't know the gender, I guess maybe there's one right there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:18

Or is that a button?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:18

I don't see flies on the second photo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:21

I think it's just a show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:22

That one, I think is more just about like the expression of disgust,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:26

Or the sun in their

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:26

like, and also just trying to like, I don't know, shade myself.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:29

there's like six on the, this person's back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:32

And then it looks like there's one at the top.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:33

Maybe you have this other, I mean, yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:35

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:36

too

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:36

have it is, it is gross.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:38

I do think it's valuable to be aware.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:41

There's a fly issue.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:42

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:43

This is written in 2017.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:45

I went to Alcatraz, I think in 2018 or 2019, I don't remember flies at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:51

I'll interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:52

I was wondering, so this was written in September.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:55

Do you remember what month you were there?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:57

September it was

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:59

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:59

Really interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:02

I went when I was in high school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:04

So that was a long time ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:06

That was probably around 2004.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:10

I don't remember flies, but.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:12

This is really great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:13

Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:13

because I am of several minds here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:18

I think that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:20

Linda has a great point because you go to Disney world Disneyland and they have sprayed and there's

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:30

So I recognize the point of like, if this is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:34

National park and rack.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:36

There needs to be some sort of measure taken.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:38

If people are having multiple, multiple flies landing on them, that's an issue.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:43

I, I get that point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:45

I think the Karen aspect for me, it is like so much of the Alcatraz experience is getting on

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:57

And I think there might even be like, uh, videos and voiceover when.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:02

But what's comical to me, the experience of being at Alcatraz was really upsetting to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:09

it's like a peek into a very dark side of humanity.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:13

What are human rights, the whole debate about rehabilitation versus punishment.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:20

All of that is like very much present.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:22

Did you go into the solitary confinement?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:25

I did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:25

Yeah, me too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:26

I was scary.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:27

It's and it's also like to recognize the amount of murder that had happened and

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

Like so much of it was like dark.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:37

it stayed with me for awhile.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:39

So it's kind of laughable to me that you are experiencing

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:42

You're complaining about the

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:44

talking about flying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:45

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:46

But I, I also get the points.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:47

Like we are visiting it as a landmark and we are paying and someone is taking that

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:55

So maybe take care of the flight situation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:59

I don't remember it being there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:00

So maybe, maybe because of Linda, maybe Alcatraz

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:03

you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:04

Maybe they read Linda's Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:05

and then they were like, we got to get a handle on this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:08

Linda's very upset.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:09

and then I also thought it was interesting that they brought up the point twice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:13

About flies and hair and, and people's food covering people's food.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:17

Both of those points are mentioned twice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:19

Oh, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:20

Uh, well, that's, that's my biggest complaint about the Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:23

in general is like the lack of edit.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:25

And again, like is the reiteration of the same point over and over again, more effective.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

I venture not, I think that there is like a strong message in here that

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:37

Set our points and set our points with strength and dignity.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:41

When you start repeating it over and over again, it just, it loses its impact.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:47

And it does start to feel kind of Cairney cause it's like, okay, like kill your darlings.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:52

But like, you know, pick the one that you want to go for that you feel

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:59

And I think your point would have landed a little bit better.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:02

Uh, I think I'm having an impact cause, cause it is making me

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:08

I don't so, but like, will I, like, I think that is, I think there's value here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:14

I think the value here for me is like, you don't want to bring somebody

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:22

It gets cold.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:23

I remember being cold, even

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:24

do too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:25

was freezing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:26

freezing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:27

So like, one of those things where it's like, you got it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:30

Like you said you got to get through the ferry ride to get to the attraction.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:35

So if you don't want to do that, or you're not someone that wants to do

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:40

I don't know how else you get over there if you're a VIP, but like you might not

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:45

Like you maybe will choose not to go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:48

So I think that I would want to warn older people or people that might be a little bit

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:54

Or fly phobic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:55

or fly phobic people that might be a little bit cringed,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:59

It is interesting because I really feel split about this Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:01

cause I get Linda's point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:03

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:04

I'm also critical of Len doc, because that's what you're walking away with.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:07

I mean, the other thing that I'm wondering about is, so

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:14

So I guess that, that sort of expands it to the entire experience, which includes the ferry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:20

But what I'm really missing here from Linda is the experience of the prison.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:26

Other than saying like, well, thank God I made it to jail because it's better than this ferry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:31

I mean, which I don't know if that was an attempted to joke or not, but like, Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:35

I just wonder what the experience was there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:39

So that I, as the person reading the Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:41

could maybe weigh my options.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:42

Like What made the experience pleasant once you were there that maybe for

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:51

If I'm going to get this experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:52

think that that's exactly that point that you're saying is exactly

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:02

It's valid.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:03

The fair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:04

I think the ferry ride is like 20 minutes or something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:06

And then I remember queuing up was a really long time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:11

So I do think it's fair to say, like the fairy experience as part of.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:16

But I do also again in the same breath, I feel like Linda was so,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:22

They couldn't even like get past it and they were holding onto it and they were angry

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:28

And it's like, whoa, you know that like, that makes me Karen eight, but then

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:33

I just want to imagine care at Karen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:37

Hi there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:37

I did it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:38

I just want to imagine Linda on the ferry, like sneaking those pictures, you know, of

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:47

Let me get a picture of that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:49

You know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:49

There is an energy to me about this that's feeling like Linda was so

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:56

They really were wanting to prove how terrible it was.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:58

Yeah, and they did.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:00

a little, I don't know, the spelling, spelling a spine, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:05

Good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:06

I'm conflicted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:07

I don't know how I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:08

Well, I

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:09

Are we going to dive in?

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:10

Should we like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:11

I think so.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:12

What about you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:12

I think we can do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:13

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:14

Okay.

VOICEOVER: 00:49:15

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:23

Three-and-a-half crowns three and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:24

The Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:26

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:27

Why did you give Linda three and a half crowns?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:30

I want to look at more Linda reviews.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:32

I'm very intrigued by Linda, Linda, J who are you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:36

I'm very curious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:37

I see both sides of this, which is why I had to give right down the middle three

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:44

Is that I want to see more reviews.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:47

I want to find out if the flight situation is, if this is shared by more

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:54

But since I have actually been to Alcatraz after the review was posted and I didn't experience it,

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:02

I just, I'm very conflicted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:04

I can't tell if they're a Karen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:05

I, I can't tell if they were victimized by the flies.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:08

So they couldn't experience the event that they paid for.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:11

I'm I'm conflicted.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:13

It makes me want to do more research.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:15

I want to call Alcatraz and see, Hey, do I need to be concerned about the fly situation?

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:20

So I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:22

I sit there and a half, cause I'm very confused.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:24

This has never happened to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:25

Why did you say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:26

I said three and a half.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:27

I mean, I liked Linda's points.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:30

I think she had photo evidence.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:32

I always got to give a nod for the, for the photographic evidence.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:36

So for that, you know, she definitely earned some of her crowns there, uh, where he took away.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:41

The crowns was really for me, the redundancy of course, as I've mentioned and not to be redundant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:46

The lack of information of the actual Alcatraz tour itself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:50

Just a little more, if we had edited out some of the other stuff and added in just a pinch, more

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:02

That's fair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:03

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:04

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:05

Fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:06

That was fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:07

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:09

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:10

My queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:14

Who are you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:15

Trey inducting for?

VOICEOVER: 00:51:19

My Royal

VOICEOVER: 00:51:19

Highness!

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:20

All right today, I'm going to induct the production company World of

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:29

So, all right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:30

To be sort of concise here, World of Wonder is most recognizable and famous today for being the

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:42

All of the RuPaul's Drag Race spin-offs, which is like Drag Race UK, Drag Race

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:52

Drag Race Italia.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:54

There's so many, it's become a huge franchise.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:57

They also it's interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:59

Randy Barbado and Fenton Bailey are the two individuals that created World of Wonder.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:06

And it was formally formed in 1991 as a production company, but that's when they

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:18

Oh, wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:18

And that's when RuPaul had multiple albums, had a VH1 talk show in the nineties.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:25

And it's really fascinating to me because it's an old, like Hollywood notion that

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:35

And that has segwayed into this multi Emmy winning international franchise.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:43

The beginning of their career, they started producing a documentary.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:47

So one of, and then they had scripted content.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:50

Uh, one of their first entries was party monster,

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:53

Oh, yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:54

to Sundance.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:55

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:55

So they really like do a bunch of stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:58

They also now have drag cons, which are huge events, but I want to induct them

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:08

It's easy to criticize the commercialization of drag, but I do think that in order for

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:22

Out front and center and accepted and less polarizing, which in turn is like

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:36

And so much of my weekly, uh, entertainment consumption is World of Wonder content.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:44

And, you know, they really help getting through life because they're creating

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:52

And I appreciate that diversity as producers that they can do, like heightened drama, you

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:03

Becoming Chaz their documentary stuff is really profound and not silly,

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:11

I want to induct World of Wonder they're truly changing the world.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:16

And so I applaud you World of Wonder you are without a doubt, highly deserving

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:24

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:27

I know how much RuPaul's Drag Race means to you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:30

So I, I could feel the authenticity in that nomination or induction rather.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:35

Can you imagine your client being RuPaul?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:39

What a genius choice they made in the nineties to manage that entity and what become.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:46

I mean, how amazing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:48

Great love people that can, you know, identify talent just saying

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:53

And foster it in a way that like didn't exist.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:55

There was no drag queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:56

That was a recording artist.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:58

Are you kidding me?

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:59

There's no drag queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:00

That was the face of a makeup line.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:02

She was the face of Mac cosmetics.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:04

Are you kidding me?

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:04

A talk show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:05

Are you kidding me?

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:07

And now this reality show that's internet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:09

I mean, what a life RuPaul is, but congratulations, Randy and Fenton,

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:15

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:15

What All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:17

We did.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:18

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:19

Well, that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:20

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Chelsey Donn: 00:55:25

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Chelsey Donn: 00:55:27

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Trey Gerrald: 00:55:56

And I'm at @TreyGerrald.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:59

On today's after show pod, we are rating and reviewing

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:08

So to find out what made trey say,

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:11

I literally say your name multiple times every episode.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:13

So is this something that you've been like cringing at and I didn't even know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:20

oh, wait a minute.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:21

We wait wifey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:24

No, no, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:26

Why fi like wifey,

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:29

Then join our patreon at patreon.com/ReviewThatReview to hear our special

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:40

ignore the haters, your queen

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:43

GENDA non-specific queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:47

R.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:48

I was trying to do Irish, why is it pirate?

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:52

Gender,

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:53

it's really hard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:54

R John turn, arms specific.

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:56

Crane

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:56

gender, non specific claim

Trey Gerrald: 00:56:59

where's my McGinnis?

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:01

Bye.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:02

Bye.

VOICEOVER: 00:57:06

Review That Review is an independent podcast.

VOICEOVER: 00:57:08

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VOICEOVER: 00:57:11

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VOICEOVER: 00:57:17

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:23

They're after me lucky charms.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:26

I think the Irish would probably resent that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:27

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:28

I think it's offensive.