UA-198543153-1 37 Walmart / Nizam of India - Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 37

Episode 37: Walmart / Nizam of India

The Queens rate & review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review of Walmart and a 1 Star Yelp Review for LA restaurant Nizam of India! Chelsey demands consistency, Trey can’t fit, we salute Volvo, and James for President! Make sure you watch out for John Deere trucks and Click it or Ticket!

WTMF?!?!?!?!?!

(01:47) Lodge a Complaint!

(08:02) Listener Voicemail!

(12:11) Walmart Review

(26:05) Exclusive Offer

(27:20) Meryl-Go-Round

(31:38) g*dd^mn! Nizam of India Review

(43:07) My Royal Highness

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VOICEOVER:

[Theme Song]

Chelsey Donn:

Hi.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald:

Hi Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

And hello listeners.

Trey Gerrald:

Welcome to Review That Review!

Trey Gerrald:

The podcast dedicated to reviewing...

Chelsey Donn:

reviews!

Chelsey Donn:

We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

Trey Gerrald:

That's Chelsey Donn.

Chelsey Donn:

And that's Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

And together we are

VOICEOVER:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

How's your week going?

Chelsey Donn:

Hi, my week is going well.

Chelsey Donn:

I've been busy, but in the good ways I had a bunch of auditions, which is always a thrill and

Chelsey Donn:

So that's, that's making things better in my life.

Chelsey Donn:

How's your week.

Trey Gerrald:

Good.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's good.

Trey Gerrald:

It's a, we're dealing with inclement weather up here.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Some of the other coast, which

Chelsey Donn:

So, sorry,

Trey Gerrald:

I'm, I'm sure you are.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey ran away from the east coast.

Trey Gerrald:

And now she's on the west coast, which, you know, I feel like I don't know if this

Chelsey Donn:

do it please.

VOICEOVER:

Lodge A Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's been snowy and, um, I want to Lodge A Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

against the difficulty with which it takes to put on and take off snow boots.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Any boot, but yes,

Trey Gerrald:

I actually you're right.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

It is sort of any boot, but I have these, like, I'm speaking specifically of the non lace up one

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm almost going to like YouTube videos because I don't know if I'm doing it wrong.

Trey Gerrald:

It takes so much strength and stamina to squash my foot and pull it up over like my heel and

Trey Gerrald:

It's like, I don't know if it's specific to the Croc cause it's like rubbery, but.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald:

And then I have like heavy duty socks on because it's cold and it

Trey Gerrald:

I break into a sweat, and it's not because the size is too small and the size is perfect.

Trey Gerrald:

It's so hard to navigate.

Trey Gerrald:

My little socked foot and then taking it off is such a nightmare because the first one is fine.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause I can like use one foot against the heel of the other to get that one off.

Trey Gerrald:

But then I have to use my socked foot on the wet boot to get the other one off.

Trey Gerrald:

And then it's just a nightmare.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm lodging a complaint against the difficulty with which it takes to put these boots on and off.

Trey Gerrald:

Please tell me anything occurring to you.

Chelsey Donn:

So many things are occurring to me.

Chelsey Donn:

What's really funny about Trey and I is that we never share our complaints with one another.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, we both have a lot, you know, like a list that we keep, And on my list is boots.

Chelsey Donn:

And the fact that getting out of a boot is like a full-time job.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, like.

Chelsey Donn:

I swear to God, I could pull it up, show it to the page around it's on my list.

Chelsey Donn:

I even do like a little standup bit about it.

Chelsey Donn:

How like literally getting out of a boot.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like, I'm fully employed.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, if it's like my day off, I feel like I'm going to work because I

Chelsey Donn:

So I don't have anybody to help me get the boot off.

Chelsey Donn:

So I just have to do it by myself.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not like Goldie's going to help me get the boot off.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's a little.

Chelsey Donn:

The zipper is helpful.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if the boot has a zipper, then not really changes the game.

Chelsey Donn:

But if there's just, like you said, like nose zipper, I just got to stick my foot in there.

Chelsey Donn:

It's something about friction, I guess maybe,

Trey Gerrald:

what it is.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

also.

Chelsey Donn:

If you're going to fly in a boot, never take the boot off in the air.

Chelsey Donn:

Because if you're flying in a boot and then you take your boot off in the air,

Chelsey Donn:

So there's a lot.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

There's a lot of issues that I have with boots, but I don't know how we fix it.

Chelsey Donn:

Try a shoe horn.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know what we do, but that's going in.

Chelsey Donn:

We need like

Trey Gerrald:

But even the shoe horn.

Trey Gerrald:

there's not enough space already.

Trey Gerrald:

And It's also like, it's not because the Buddhist too small, because I

Chelsey Donn:

It's

Trey Gerrald:

There is space.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

There's space inside.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's, it's really the ankle.

Trey Gerrald:

The getting my foot through the little ankle size of the boot is what is so challenging

Trey Gerrald:

That's my complaint, please.

Trey Gerrald:

Shark tank pay attention.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel you.

Chelsey Donn:

I definitely feel you.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

What about you.

Chelsey Donn:

my complaint today is about inconsistent sizing.

Chelsey Donn:

Like when you buy multiple items, like you buy it in red, you buy it in blue, you buy it in black.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's like, why is the black bigger than the red?

Chelsey Donn:

It's literally the same exact product.

Trey Gerrald:

um,

Chelsey Donn:

I ordered it in the same exact window.

Chelsey Donn:

I just picked a different color.

Chelsey Donn:

Why is it a different size?

Chelsey Donn:

And specifically, this has been affecting me lately with Goldie, with harnesses.

Chelsey Donn:

I want to show Patreon a visual aid, but I get are these harnesses, which I love,

Chelsey Donn:

They're super easy.

Chelsey Donn:

Some of the extra smalls that I buy Goldie, they fit perfect.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe even a little bit.

Chelsey Donn:

I got the red same exact thing, same exact link.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know if you could tell, try the circles are so different.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you see that?

Trey Gerrald:

I could see it as clear as day.

Chelsey Donn:

mean, it is crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

Like the circle on the left is like, like a circle, which is like

Chelsey Donn:

And then the other circle is an oval, like a wider oval, like who did this?

Chelsey Donn:

Who did this?

Chelsey Donn:

How does this happen?

Chelsey Donn:

Like she literally has the teal one on right now.

Chelsey Donn:

Same brand, same everything.

Chelsey Donn:

And they're both of the circles are like the oval side and it fits her.

Chelsey Donn:

Great.

Chelsey Donn:

What has happened?

Trey Gerrald:

That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Is it a crazy, like, I was like, I put it on her and I was like, oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, did Goldie get huge in between me washing the old harness and me like

Chelsey Donn:

And then they looked at the two circles that I was like, this is laughable and insane.

Chelsey Donn:

So I might have to call and actually Lodge A Complaint to the

Trey Gerrald:

think you should.

Trey Gerrald:

That seems like a defect.

Chelsey Donn:

That it seems like something's wrong.

Chelsey Donn:

Like they should know, like I would be doing them a disservice if I didn't tell them.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

I agree.

Chelsey Donn:

I wonder why that happens.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

it's so illogical to me that I can't even come up with a possibility

Trey Gerrald:

You think it's would be uniform,

Chelsey Donn:

exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Like aren't they just cutting it from a pattern or something?

Chelsey Donn:

I don't

Trey Gerrald:

right?

Trey Gerrald:

You would think.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I dunno.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I hear you.

Chelsey Donn:

Let us know listeners, let us know if you have issues with

Chelsey Donn:

If you have any suggestions for us, we're always open to them.

Chelsey Donn:

1-850-REVIEW-0.

VOICEOVER:

Listener voice.

Chelsey Donn:

Do we have a listener?

Chelsey Donn:

I tee that up so well,

Trey Gerrald:

and that wasn't planned.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So today we have our ongoing listener voicemail and I I'll take the fault.

Trey Gerrald:

I got a little behind and, um, keeping up with all of the voicemails.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, and so today we have one that's regarding, our request to hear listeners new year's resolution.

Trey Gerrald:

So Here we are.

Chelsey Donn:

yay.

Trey Gerrald:

the week after Valentine's day.

Chelsey Donn:

it's totally fine.

Chelsey Donn:

And we're completely allowed to try and keep up with the new year's resolution still.

Chelsey Donn:

So I can't wait to hear it.

Trey Gerrald:

So here we got let's.

Trey Gerrald:

Listen, this is from listener James.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Has James caught him before?

Trey Gerrald:

He has, yes, he hasn't heed.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, here we go.

VOICEOVER:

Hey guys, just James, just listening to your nears up.

VOICEOVER:

And I had to press pause because I don't believe in resolutions.

VOICEOVER:

I don't think for me that they've ever been productive.

VOICEOVER:

And the same way that has goal setting workshops.

VOICEOVER:

Instead.

VOICEOVER:

I'm a big believer in setting intention because that can change every day.

VOICEOVER:

It can be in the moment when things feel like you need right now.

VOICEOVER:

And so I'm setting the intention not to make a resolution and instead to start

VOICEOVER:

And so my friends.

VOICEOVER:

And anyway, love you guys.

VOICEOVER:

Happy new year.

Chelsey Donn:

oh, I love that so much, James.

Trey Gerrald:

James for president.

Chelsey Donn:

James for president James like said everything I would ever want to say about

Chelsey Donn:

And I love as soon as James said that I got more calm when he was like, I just start

Chelsey Donn:

And that really does take the pressure off.

Trey Gerrald:

It is interesting because after that episode, I have had a lot of

Trey Gerrald:

Which is something we didn't really touch on, but there's also something

Trey Gerrald:

Like what is the actual commitment to maintaining a resolution versus, and James's

Trey Gerrald:

And there are guide posts with which to measure meeting your intention or not.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

sometimes our resolution can be a little more, like more

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And like daunting exactly hard to gauge.

Chelsey Donn:

And yeah, I love, I love the intention cause it just feels like you get

Chelsey Donn:

Like you don't have to take, if you didn't really meet the mark yesterday, it doesn't

Chelsey Donn:

You know, I love that.

Trey Gerrald:

Also something like the root word of resolution and resolve something about

Trey Gerrald:

And I think intentionality is like really powerful in a way, like, I, I appreciate

Trey Gerrald:

And I think that if we all sort of took that on ourselves, the world would

Chelsey Donn:

It is true.

Chelsey Donn:

And I think with that in mind, what James said to us, it allows us to put a little bit of a spin

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Chelsey Donn:

Because even if people didn't show up as their best selves, perhaps on these

Chelsey Donn:

They have the opportunity to rewrite that narrative tomorrow.

Chelsey Donn:

So I liked that.

Chelsey Donn:

I liked that as a segue in, what do you think?

Chelsey Donn:

Should we, uh, jump into reading some online reviews?

Chelsey Donn:

Try.

Trey Gerrald:

Good job, Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

I love that here.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

I think that we shut.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trusty Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you the Review!

Trey Gerrald:

break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from one to five crowns,

VOICEOVER:

Assess That Kvetch

Chelsey Donn:

That's right.

Chelsey Donn:

And you are first today, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

Whoo.

Chelsey Donn:

Take it away.

Chelsey Donn:

RQ T.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, everyone.

Trey Gerrald:

So today I have a one star review from Trustpilot for.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

It's a biggie

Chelsey Donn:

no.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh God.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Walmart

Chelsey Donn:

Well, my bird what's their big saying like bigger savings or is that big lots?

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry,

Trey Gerrald:

Rolling back prices or something.

Chelsey Donn:

them back.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like they changed the slogans a lot.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh God.

Trey Gerrald:

So, this is actually written by Raynell W.

Trey Gerrald:

They spell it R a Y N E L L w.

Chelsey Donn:

Raynell w okay.

Trey Gerrald:

And the subject is, went to Walmart yesterday to get dot dot dot.

Trey Gerrald:

And this is Raynell W's one star Trustpilot Review for Walmart.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Went to Walmart yesterday to get something for grubs.

Trey Gerrald:

Asked a associate if they carried this product.

Trey Gerrald:

A man that works there told her it's in automotive.

Trey Gerrald:

I couldn't find it.

Trey Gerrald:

Just have been out.

Trey Gerrald:

I saw the guy coming with a Uboat, stacked with boxes and started telling him I couldn't find it.

Trey Gerrald:

And he told me, quote, 'I don't know what you're talking about.'

Trey Gerrald:

I started to tell him and he says to me, and I quote, quote, 'get out of the way.' I

Trey Gerrald:

This is heavy!'

Trey Gerrald:

I boat is on wheels and he brought it up from the back of the store.

Trey Gerrald:

I started talking to him and he said, again, quote, ' get out of the way,

Trey Gerrald:

I started walking and told him out loud, he's only cares about money and the customers.

Trey Gerrald:

He started talking and I said, quote, 'don't bother do what you're doing.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't worry about respecting customers go about with your job.'

Trey Gerrald:

This was in Waterville, Maine.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Raynell I'm very confused about many things that I'm going to need to unpack with you.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

I hope I have the

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

What's a U boat.

Chelsey Donn:

What's an I boat.

Chelsey Donn:

W what is that?

Chelsey Donn:

A spelling error.

Trey Gerrald:

Good job.

Trey Gerrald:

So I think, um, I don't understand what an Ibotta is.

Trey Gerrald:

I think that, I think that's the type of, There's a lot of

Chelsey Donn:

a lot of typos.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So a UBA.

Trey Gerrald:

Is like, you know, a Dolly where you stack boxes and you wheel it around.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's as if you would take the Dolly all the way to the ground so

Chelsey Donn:

Take the Dolly all the way to the ground.

Chelsey Donn:

So is there no handle?

Trey Gerrald:

So you have a handle on, on either end of the U boat.

Trey Gerrald:

It's basically the shape of a capital U,

Chelsey Donn:

Got it.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

And

Trey Gerrald:

the bottom of the U it has wheels has four

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So I

Trey Gerrald:

like, if you did a you and like block letters, like you're at like FSU

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like boxy then like on each corner of the bottom of the year, you have wheels, that's

Trey Gerrald:

a U boat.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So do we think the second time that they said I bought a man.

Trey Gerrald:

I think so.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I, yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So I think they're trying to say like the U boat is on wheels and he brought

Trey Gerrald:

So why are you telling me it's heavy?

Trey Gerrald:

You're It's on wheels.

Chelsey Donn:

on wheels.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, things on wheels can still be heavy.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

So they went to Walmart for grubs.

Trey Gerrald:

G R U B S

Chelsey Donn:

I assumed at first that that meant food, but then they said that

Chelsey Donn:

What product.

Trey Gerrald:

yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I have no idea.

Trey Gerrald:

I thought, cause at first I thought grubs meant food.

Trey Gerrald:

Then I thought maybe it was like a nickname for like a grandfather getting something for grubs,

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm seeing it's like a bug.

Chelsey Donn:

Got it.

Chelsey Donn:

So I, I think that they meant for.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know why, but I write, I just feel like I went to Walmart for grubs.

Chelsey Donn:

Like that makes sense that it's food to me.

Chelsey Donn:

So either way, either way.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm looking and I see grubs when I Google it it's larva.

Chelsey Donn:

Ill.

Chelsey Donn:

I can't imagine

Trey Gerrald:

like you get them and your it's like insects and beetles that feed on your lawn.

Trey Gerrald:

So maybe that would be an automotive?

Trey Gerrald:

art towards

Chelsey Donn:

an automotive?

Chelsey Donn:

I don't

Trey Gerrald:

I don't

Chelsey Donn:

That's gross.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, the point here's the, here's the ultimate point.

Chelsey Donn:

I think that we're making is that, I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

Raynell w but we're confused.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't understand the message.

Chelsey Donn:

And I also feel like there's a lot of contradiction here.

Chelsey Donn:

Like.

Chelsey Donn:

You only didn't they say at one way, like he only cares about money and customers and

Chelsey Donn:

Like, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

If you only cares about money and customers.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, as long as customer is a part of that, I'm kind of okay with that, you

Trey Gerrald:

But also at the beginning, they say, went to Walmart

Trey Gerrald:

If they carry the product, a man that works there told her it's an automotive.

Trey Gerrald:

So wait, what, Who so is someone writing this on.

Chelsey Donn:

Um,

Trey Gerrald:

confrontation, they say, I, I was past, I started walking and told

Trey Gerrald:

it's an automotive.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Also I think the glaring, like hilarity here for me is like, this person

Trey Gerrald:

In the middle of like pushing a heavy thing with like huge stuff on it.

Trey Gerrald:

And you're like yelling at them to tell you where something is.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I understand in stores, you can flag down people that work there and stuff, but

Trey Gerrald:

Cause they're like, Ooh, move, move.

Trey Gerrald:

Which I think, I don't think it's the best approach to say move.

Trey Gerrald:

Get out of the way.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, I, I did think that, like, it seemed like that was a little bit rude.

Chelsey Donn:

The way that Raynell was explaining it, like move no move, like, all right.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

That's not the

Trey Gerrald:

yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

but it's like, The way that they're describing it, it almost

Chelsey Donn:

We've got something really heavy on it and it's like precarious, you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

And like Raynell is just standing there.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, I have a question and they're like, move lady move.

Chelsey Donn:

You're going to be like mold down by this thing.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, like, based on all the information that Raynell is giving me, even though normally

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know if their hold of the narrative is very trustworthy.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, do, do you like, besides the fact that it's so complicated to understand what the message

Chelsey Donn:

Do you, do we trust them?

Trey Gerrald:

At it for me, I feel like it's a little out of touch.

Trey Gerrald:

To request information from someone who's in the middle of a task.

Trey Gerrald:

I recognize that that is common practice, but this person is, is moving like equipment.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, so maybe like, say like, I have a question when you have a

Trey Gerrald:

Can you help me?

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like they're just too preoccupied with grubs and themselves.

Chelsey Donn:

I also like, okay, cool.

Chelsey Donn:

Like at the end you're like this store is and whatever mean.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, cool.

Chelsey Donn:

I just, I'm a little bit confused.

Chelsey Donn:

What do we hope that Trustpilot is going to do this?

Chelsey Donn:

Review!

Chelsey Donn:

you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

Like we weren't given enough specifics to know what is it that Walmart or this

Chelsey Donn:

Like does corporate need to call up and just say, make sure that you're attending

Chelsey Donn:

This Review!, you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I know that a lot of these stores, the experience is about the

Chelsey Donn:

I just I'm I'm struggling to ascertain what the intended impact of this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

is.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And it's also interesting like that Raynell did not get the name on the badge of this person.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I feel like that would have been helpful for your cause.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I think like, as far as value here, it feels a little like Raynell

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

That's my opinion here.

Trey Gerrald:

And I feel like, you know, if someone is in the middle of a task, like it might

Chelsey Donn:

Is it annoying that you might have to find somebody else or

Chelsey Donn:

Like, yeah, it's annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I've been in home Depot or something and ask people and they're

Chelsey Donn:

Cause they're like in the middle of doing something else and it's like,

Chelsey Donn:

And it's like a little annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

If the person that I'm asking is telling me is clearly doing a task and telling

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not going to then continue to be rate them and then make myself this like victim

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

There's something in that whole exchange for me that made me not trust the source.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I definitely think that I can't really tell if it's truthful or if it's shady.

Trey Gerrald:

I just think it's inappropriate.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like, why are you mad at someone who's like in the middle of like a very

Trey Gerrald:

But you're at work like it, like if you're on the floor, someone might ask you a question, but I

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, there's so many, So many misspellings.

Trey Gerrald:

I can't even tell like who the narrator is half the time.

Trey Gerrald:

Also, this is really interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

I've never seen this before.

Trey Gerrald:

They are quoting this worker many times, but there are never end quote.

Chelsey Donn:

well, that

Trey Gerrald:

Which is very, like, that's a very odd typo.

Trey Gerrald:

And then, I mean, do you think this is common or typical?

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I don't think I would go up to someone pushing heavy, like a heavy U-boat of box.

Trey Gerrald:

I wouldn't ask them.

Trey Gerrald:

I would think that like, you know,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I said, like,

Trey Gerrald:

something.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't think that every person is going to like really narrow in on this

Chelsey Donn:

Like, I, I don't think that that's common or at all indicative of

Trey Gerrald:

No.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I think ultimately the value and the fact that this the impact is like

Trey Gerrald:

Isn't going to have an impact on me.

Trey Gerrald:

Every Walmart in the world.

Trey Gerrald:

Also, I don't think that I would act the way that this narrator is acting.

Trey Gerrald:

So therefore the impact again is zero.

Trey Gerrald:

I was entertained because there is something about the audacity of being so everyone in the sort of

Chelsey Donn:

right, right,

Trey Gerrald:

something hilarious about that.

Chelsey Donn:

But not in like an intentional way, like not like, oh,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Raynell really went out of her way to be funny.

Chelsey Donn:

It's almost like a we're laughing at not.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm getting a sense of how this person operates in the world.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

I think I'm ready to crown this.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you think there's anything else that we should consider?

Trey Gerrald:

no, I'm definitely ready to crown let's

Chelsey Donn:

All right, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn:

We are both holding up half crown.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I think it's pretty obvious.

Chelsey Donn:

I didn't, I didn't feel like Raynell deserved a zero.

Chelsey Donn:

I gave Raynell a half crown because I don't want to sign off on being mean to a customer.

Chelsey Donn:

That's really it.

Trey Gerrald:

Correct.

Chelsey Donn:

really the only thing I could say, like, all right.

Chelsey Donn:

I, I agree.

Chelsey Donn:

We shouldn't be rude.

Chelsey Donn:

But that's it.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I said half crown for the same reason.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I feel like now I have a little information that may be customer service.

Trey Gerrald:

Isn't as great, generally in Waterville, Maine, but I don't know How many

Trey Gerrald:

That's not really that helpful.

Trey Gerrald:

And I also agree, like, I think like you are at work.

Trey Gerrald:

And so if someone's asking you, a question, like, I think there's a

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, so I said half crown because it's just pretty, it's pretty silly to me.

Chelsey Donn:

Agreed, sorry, sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

Raynell sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

It sounded like you were having a bad day and you know, what's great about

Trey Gerrald:

new intention

Chelsey Donn:

and have a better day tomorrow Raynell.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, let's take a quick break, keep our intentions high.

Trey Gerrald:

And when we come back, we will get into Chelsey's.

Trey Gerrald:

Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

Ah, I can't wait.

Chelsey Donn:

BRB.

VOICEOVER:

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER:

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald:

It's game time.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey, let's take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round shadowy.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

VOICEOVER:

don't feel like an icon.

VOICEOVER:

Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an, A'..

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Here's the deal.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger.

Chelsey Donn:

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we will take turns, trying to recite the

Trey Gerrald:

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who literally does it all.

Chelsey Donn:

literally before the clock runs out.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, Chelsey, what is your zinger to.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So my zinger today, I decided to go back to a source that you and I

Chelsey Donn:

is A'..

Chelsey Donn:

I know it's been a little, it's been a minute, right?

Chelsey Donn:

So this is a one-star review for the book, outliers, the story

Chelsey Donn:

It is a one-star review written by mark P and the Review!

Chelsey Donn:

is, would use this as toilet paper.

Chelsey Donn:

If it wasn't on my Kindle,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, dear,

Chelsey Donn:

I guess he didn't like the bug.

Trey Gerrald:

not.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, in that case, Chelsey I'm in a strap you into a plunger.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's plunge this a Meryl-Go-Round I don't

Trey Gerrald:

make sure you sit on that appropriately.

Trey Gerrald:

a broom

Chelsey Donn:

I can, I can.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to fly this plunger, like a around that.

Chelsey Donn:

Meryl-Go-Round I am ready.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

VOICEOVER:

Two, One, GO!.

Chelsey Donn:

Would use this as toilet paper.

Chelsey Donn:

wasn't on my Kindle.

Trey Gerrald:

magic show

Chelsey Donn:

Hey, Brian, it wasn't on my Kindle.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh,

Trey Gerrald:

game show

Chelsey Donn:

Paper, if it wasn't on my Kindle,

Trey Gerrald:

Disney, teen drama.

Chelsey Donn:

it wasn't on Kindle.

Chelsey Donn:

So,

Trey Gerrald:

shop.

Trey Gerrald:

You've got five.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel good about that.

Chelsey Donn:

That was a long, there was a long zinger mark P right.

Trey Gerrald:

that was good.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

Where is your zinger from today?

Trey Gerrald:

Today I have a Google one star review for Swiss, miss milk

Trey Gerrald:

And this is written by Q X S

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Q axis.

Trey Gerrald:

Cute, cute.

Trey Gerrald:

Cute.

Trey Gerrald:

There's no Q axis

Chelsey Donn:

QX.

Trey Gerrald:

and the subject is no thanks.

Trey Gerrald:

And the Review!

Trey Gerrald:

is.

Trey Gerrald:

Honestly, this is like a laxative.

Chelsey Donn:

Wait, it's off.

Chelsey Donn:

It's a rod job late.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, but it's a laxative.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

We're very toil.

Chelsey Donn:

Look at this.

Chelsey Donn:

Like we're again

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my

Chelsey Donn:

sync with our toilet humor.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Try.

Chelsey Donn:

I know.

Chelsey Donn:

Isn't that weird.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to hook you into a toilet paper roll, but I want you to be in the center of it.

Chelsey Donn:

So like your cushioned, your cushioned, all around, you know, in case the Meryl-Go-Round

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

I love that.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel so Safe

Chelsey Donn:

inside your Sharman.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, let's do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Are you ready?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm ready?

Trey Gerrald:

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

VOICEOVER:

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Chelsey Donn:

opera.

Trey Gerrald:

Honestly, this is laxative.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald:

Honestly,

Chelsey Donn:

opera dealer.

Chelsey Donn:

Adult film.

Trey Gerrald:

honestly, this is like a laxative, honestly.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, I'm going to give that to you.

Chelsey Donn:

That's five.

Chelsey Donn:

Did I get five to,

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, Ty's he's

Chelsey Donn:

it's high.

Chelsey Donn:

The Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

Are you not a amiss?

Chelsey Donn:

I, again, look at that.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

Yay.

Trey Gerrald:

We are back from that rousing game break.

Trey Gerrald:

Can't not say rousing anymore.

Trey Gerrald:

And now Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

It is your turn.

Trey Gerrald:

What is your Review!

Trey Gerrald:

for us?

Chelsey Donn:

So this week I have a Yelp review for the restaurant Nizam of India.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, it is a restaurant located in Los Angeles.

Chelsey Donn:

This is a one-star review written by Real D I mean, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

You should have seen anything with what the D stands for, but, you guys can tell

Chelsey Donn:

I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

I've given this place too many chances.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel like I need to rate it one start because I am sick and tired of getting

Chelsey Donn:

It is always the same one long, one long, very long piece of white hair.

Chelsey Donn:

I found one in my lamb beer Yana last year.

Chelsey Donn:

Let it slide ordered a lamb biryani again, the next time I went and there was another

Chelsey Donn:

And the first goddamn dish I get lamb.

Chelsey Donn:

Berra masala has a goddamn silver hair.

Chelsey Donn:

It in w

Chelsey Donn:

WTF?!

Chelsey Donn:

WTMF?!

Chelsey Donn:

No, those aren't days of the f-ing week.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm so goddamn mad at this place and their goddamn hygiene.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't believe me.

Chelsey Donn:

Go and see for yourself, order something.

Chelsey Donn:

Anything I guarantee you, there will be a long white, silver hair

Chelsey Donn:

Goddamn

Trey Gerrald:

wait.

Chelsey Donn:

Real D.

Trey Gerrald:

How do they

Chelsey Donn:

roll

Trey Gerrald:

How do they spell goddamn?

Chelsey Donn:

good question.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, they, they really like went for the full, they it's one word G O D D a M N one word.

Trey Gerrald:

It's funny to me that they'll say goddamn, but they won't say fuck.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And they, and then they spell out effing, eff I N G.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, thing week.

Trey Gerrald:

also funny to me, cause I was writing notes and like I wrote WTF then w

Trey Gerrald:

And then literally, no, not the weeks of days of the week.

Chelsey Donn:

are days, of the f-ing week

Trey Gerrald:

What does w T M F stand for?

Trey Gerrald:

What the mother

Chelsey Donn:

mother.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

is that even a say.

Chelsey Donn:

According to the Real D it is.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not a saying that I've heard.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, obviously WTF, but like no WTM if I haven't heard, but I do like, think it's

Trey Gerrald:

I think I'm going to take that into my life.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I like it.

Chelsey Donn:

What do you think of that commitment to the word goddamn.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, should, should I count quickly?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, Why don't you add it up?

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to add.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, I grew up very Christian and saying goddamn was.

Trey Gerrald:

Explicitly off the table.

Trey Gerrald:

It was like, so inappropriate to say that.

Trey Gerrald:

And now that I'm an adult and I've experienced other truths in my life than

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like it's just a word and where it's only half the meaning you apply to them.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think it's that big of a deal, but I am a clutching my pearls

Trey Gerrald:

And this person is saying goddamn that many times about a restaurant.

Chelsey Donn:

5 times

Trey Gerrald:

a lot.

Chelsey Donn:

like a row, not like a super long Review!, you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

Like I felt like I was saying the word a lot and I agree, like, you know, I'm not

Trey Gerrald:

How do you spell God?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you say, do you do a dash like

Chelsey Donn:

I don't spell it out.

Chelsey Donn:

I do dash or I do the lowercase, which I appreciate that actually

Chelsey Donn:

They didn't do the upper case G when they were saying the name in vain.

Chelsey Donn:

So, you know, I appreciate that.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we're already on this topic.

Trey Gerrald:

So what is the spelling lag?

Chelsey Donn:

it's not all bad, but I really did try to lean in to the

Trey Gerrald:

It's funny to me because the color of the hair was described three

Trey Gerrald:

Did she catch.

Chelsey Donn:

no.

Chelsey Donn:

Tell

Trey Gerrald:

White then they said silver.

Trey Gerrald:

Then they said silver, white or white silver.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause at first I like, who a white hair?

Trey Gerrald:

And then the next time they were like silver.

Trey Gerrald:

And then at, by the end they say both, you know, I think that for me.

Trey Gerrald:

the value in this information is like, you know, it is disgusting to find hair.

Trey Gerrald:

or anything in your food that doesn't blossom.

Trey Gerrald:

That's disgusting.

Trey Gerrald:

I think that I personally don't write things off necessarily because I'm

Trey Gerrald:

Like I have to forget about this, but then the fact that it seems like such a repeat experience.

Trey Gerrald:

I do like truthful shady scale here.

Trey Gerrald:

I kind of am believing Real D cause they're so upset about it.

Trey Gerrald:

And at a certain point it's just incredulous that this keeps happening.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

It's just like weird that it's the same kind of like, is there just like one person working in the

Trey Gerrald:

With no hair net.

Chelsey Donn:

over?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

With no hairnet over.

Chelsey Donn:

A lot.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like a long period of time.

Chelsey Donn:

I love that they enforced a six month

Trey Gerrald:

just gonna that.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very funny to me when you're speaking about your own personal choices, you say in forced a

Chelsey Donn:

yeah, yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Like they stopped and then they went back and then they enforced the other

Trey Gerrald:

But to that point, if, Real D was creating a band for themselves

Trey Gerrald:

now, and then there's hair in it, like, of course you would be saying GD.

Trey Gerrald:

And of course you'd be like, w T M F like, are you kidding me?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, what's interesting to me is that.

Chelsey Donn:

Real D clearly loves the food at this restaurant so much

Trey Gerrald:

point

Chelsey Donn:

that they ordered the, this like dish.

Trey Gerrald:

and they're having this high of an emotional reaction.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

they love, they clearly love the food at this restaurant and

Chelsey Donn:

We got to get hairnets back there.

Chelsey Donn:

It looks like from the pictures, like it looks like a really nice

Chelsey Donn:

You know, still relatively high.

Chelsey Donn:

So this could just be like bad luck, I guess, for Real D

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, I don't know, but there is an impact for me.

Chelsey Donn:

there's definitely an impact and it definitely feels like this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

is coming from someone who is passionate

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

about the restaurant.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I think I could crown rail.

Trey Gerrald:

D how are you feeling?

Chelsey Donn:

I just like, wonder to myself, if I read this Review!.

Chelsey Donn:

And I was considering going to this restaurant, would it gross me out enough to not go?

Chelsey Donn:

I guess that's what I'm, I'm thinking about.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

What do you think?

Trey Gerrald:

I think it's going to come up in my crowning cause I,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

happened weighing that.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's get to the goddamn crowning challis.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, here we go.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

I was, I was kind of torn.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey is holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm holding up three and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Try, let me know why you're giving the Real D or Real D four crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

I almost did three and a half, but I have a hard time with math and I can't

Trey Gerrald:

And so then I just went with four because ultimately I think if I was reading the survey.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't like the vulgarity, even though it is funny, like, and it's

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I just think it is unnecessary.

Trey Gerrald:

I think you can show you're so passionate with, you know, at signs and like pound cetera.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, it just feels a little, like you're a little out of touch.

Trey Gerrald:

Like what's wrong with you that you're this angry, but to the point you just made like,

Trey Gerrald:

It is that good that they are enforcing a ban because they're so

Trey Gerrald:

And then they let up on the band.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause it's so good.

Trey Gerrald:

And then there's hair again.

Trey Gerrald:

So to me, I feel like this is maybe a common experience.

Trey Gerrald:

At least it has been for real.

Trey Gerrald:

I think they are a little bit trustworthy.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause they're so impassioned, you know, it's just that all they're being critical about is like,

Trey Gerrald:

That's the only criticism here.

Trey Gerrald:

And so for that reason, say four, because it would have impact that I

Trey Gerrald:

What about you?

Trey Gerrald:

Why did you do three and a half?

Chelsey Donn:

I did three and a half.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I agree with everything that you said.

Chelsey Donn:

I took off the one and a half pound for a couple of reasons.

Chelsey Donn:

One, the spelling and grammar.

Chelsey Donn:

Of course, there were a few errors, so we didn't.

Chelsey Donn:

A perfect score there.

Chelsey Donn:

I love, I mean, I did laugh at it.

Chelsey Donn:

I think if I read this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

to friends, like we would get a chuckle out of it.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's where, you know, some of the extra points came from.

Chelsey Donn:

But my biggest takeaway that I'm wondering, because it wasn't brought up in this review

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Like why, if I had a hair in my food, like one time, two times, like whatever it is, I feel like

Chelsey Donn:

I would have a conversation.

Chelsey Donn:

And because nowhere in the Review!

Chelsey Donn:

does Real DSA, I spoke to them about it and they didn't do anything.

Chelsey Donn:

Or I spoke to them about it and they didn't even give me a refund or whatever it is.

Chelsey Donn:

Like they didn't address that they did their due date.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, to let the restaurant know that there was hair in their food and for

Chelsey Donn:

So for that reason, three and a half grounds.

Trey Gerrald:

think that's fair for sure.

Trey Gerrald:

I hope that they get hair nuts over there,

Chelsey Donn:

me G is long white, silver,

Trey Gerrald:

regardless.

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't It's too much.

Chelsey Donn:

hair.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

My queen.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we have the most Regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey, please tell us, who are you going to induct this week for?

VOICEOVER:

My Royal Highness

Chelsey Donn:

you for asking Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

So this week I was thinking, you know what?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't we appreciate enough in our, I want to say the like Rocko's modern life.

Chelsey Donn:

The Amazon.

Trey Gerrald:

modern life.

Chelsey Donn:

In our modern life.

Chelsey Donn:

And I was thinking seatbelts, you know, like we had to induct seatbelts,

Chelsey Donn:

Like,

Trey Gerrald:

We died.

Chelsey Donn:

movies, we died, you know, when you watch movies and you like, see

Chelsey Donn:

And so that got me thinking a little bit, you know, I'm not quite as much of a research queen as

Chelsey Donn:

Come from how did this happen?

Chelsey Donn:

And apparently in 1959, the seatbelt did hit the market through Volvo.

Chelsey Donn:

interestingly enough, so I think Volvo was the first car company to implement seatbelt.

Chelsey Donn:

And from the year 1975 to 2017, 374,276 lives have been saved.

Chelsey Donn:

Because of seatbelts, which is, you know, pretty incredible.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, and I just wanted to give a quick nod to seatbelts.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for saving lives.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for keeping us safe.

Chelsey Donn:

And so seat belts, your, My Royal Highness this week.

Trey Gerrald:

really good.

Trey Gerrald:

One Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Something we don't think.

Trey Gerrald:

Have you ever been in a car wreck?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

We'll talk about this in Patreon.

Chelsey Donn:

I've never thank God.

Chelsey Donn:

Knock on all the wood.

Chelsey Donn:

I've never personally been in a car accident, but I've been in the car during an accident.

Chelsey Donn:

And that's all I'll say about that for now.

Chelsey Donn:

We can talk about the rest of the Patriot.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

How about you?

Trey Gerrald:

Ken Hora.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I think this'll be a fun topic for a pitcher on, but, um,

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

I have an interesting one.

Trey Gerrald:

I once was, um, T-boned by a, um, industrial sized, uh, lawn mower

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, stop it.

Chelsey Donn:

Are you kidding?

Trey Gerrald:

It's a crazy story.

Chelsey Donn:

in South Carolina?

Trey Gerrald:

It was actually in the outer banks and it was actually an infrastructure problem.

Trey Gerrald:

They had the crosswalk before the stop sign and the, and it was like a highway.

Trey Gerrald:

It wasn't.

Chelsey Donn:

have a crosswalk before a stop sign?

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

they I'm sure they don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

And also the lawnmower person was driving on the crosswalk, which is illegal.

Trey Gerrald:

I didn't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, and they had the cutter up, like it was up like a letter P and it literally went into the

Chelsey Donn:

it was inside of your car.

Trey Gerrald:

stabbed through it.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, and there was an impact, like it was a whole

Chelsey Donn:

That is so like, thank God it was on that side, you know, because, oh

Trey Gerrald:

it would have stopped me.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my so scary.

Trey Gerrald:

what is that word?

Trey Gerrald:

I guess that's like a John Deere is like a brand, but you know, it's like th they were

Chelsey Donn:

serious.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

I'll tell you more about that on the after show.

Trey Gerrald:

Speaking of here we are.

Trey Gerrald:

Good, great induction.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

seatbelts.

Trey Gerrald:

And Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

listeners for joining us.

Trey Gerrald:

That is a, another round on the argue a seatbelt at our cue Ferris wheel of love life.

Trey Gerrald:

Laughter goddamn Walmart.

Trey Gerrald:

U-boats.

Chelsey Donn:

Click at our ticket.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you so much for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

If you like what you heard, please do us a favor and tell us.

Trey Gerrald:

If you didn't like what you heard, please do us a favor and tell an enemy.

Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

You can also follow us on all the socials at the Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm at @ChelseyBD and that's Chelsey with a Y.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm at @TreyGerrald and that's Gerrald with two RS on today's after show Pod.

Trey Gerrald:

We're going to dive deep in our conversations about car accidents and we will be rating

Trey Gerrald:

So

Chelsey Donn:

many memories, so many

Trey Gerrald:

exactly.

Trey Gerrald:

So to find out what made Chelsey say.

Chelsey Donn:

Alexis.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not like a Barbie doll head.

Chelsey Donn:

We can't just snap it back on, like it's off and find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald:

Did you have a Cool City Kitty?

Chelsey Donn:

Then join our patreon Page at patreon.com/ReviewThatReview to hear our

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, and quick little Tease.

Trey Gerrald:

Next week's episode is one for the books.

Trey Gerrald:

Just, you wait, you're going to lose your minds.

Chelsey Donn:

oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

You guys like a literal celebrity.

Chelsey Donn:

That's all.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to tease.

Trey Gerrald:

And remember!

Chelsey Donn:

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn:

You can start over every day.

Chelsey Donn:

You're a queen.

Trey Gerrald:

a start of a everyday gender non-specific queen.

Chelsey Donn:

Of course!

Chelsey Donn:

Bye!

Trey Gerrald:

Bye!

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VOICEOVER:

Executive Produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn, with editing and sound design by me!

VOICEOVER:

With voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky.

VOICEOVER:

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe

Trey Gerrald:

GODDAMN!

Chelsey Donn:

I was gonna say, do you think that the Review would be way different if

About the Podcast

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About your hosts

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Trey Gerrald

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Chelsey Donn

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