Episode 37: Walmart / Nizam of India

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Hi.

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Oh my gosh.

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Hi Chelsey.

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And hello listeners.

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Chelsey.

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How's your week going?

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Hi, my week is going well.

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I've been busy, but in the good ways I had a bunch of auditions, which is always a thrill and

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So that's, that's making things better in my life.

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How's your week.

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Good.

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You know, it's good.

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It's a, we're dealing with inclement weather up here.

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Yeah.

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Some of the other coast, which

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So, sorry,

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I'm, I'm sure you are.

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Chelsey ran away from the east coast.

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And now she's on the west coast, which, you know, I feel like I don't know if this

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do it please.

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Lodge A Complaint.

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So it's been snowy and, um, I want to Lodge A Complaint.

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against the difficulty with which it takes to put on and take off snow boots.

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Oh, yeah.

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Any boot, but yes,

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I actually you're right.

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Okay.

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It is sort of any boot, but I have these, like, I'm speaking specifically of the non lace up one

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Right.

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I'm almost going to like YouTube videos because I don't know if I'm doing it wrong.

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It takes so much strength and stamina to squash my foot and pull it up over like my heel and

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It's like, I don't know if it's specific to the Croc cause it's like rubbery, but.

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Yeah,

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And then I have like heavy duty socks on because it's cold and it

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I break into a sweat, and it's not because the size is too small and the size is perfect.

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It's so hard to navigate.

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My little socked foot and then taking it off is such a nightmare because the first one is fine.

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Cause I can like use one foot against the heel of the other to get that one off.

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But then I have to use my socked foot on the wet boot to get the other one off.

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And then it's just a nightmare.

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So I'm lodging a complaint against the difficulty with which it takes to put these boots on and off.

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Please tell me anything occurring to you.

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So many things are occurring to me.

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What's really funny about Trey and I is that we never share our complaints with one another.

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Like, we both have a lot, you know, like a list that we keep, And on my list is boots.

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And the fact that getting out of a boot is like a full-time job.

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Like, like.

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I swear to God, I could pull it up, show it to the page around it's on my list.

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I even do like a little standup bit about it.

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How like literally getting out of a boot.

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It's like, I'm fully employed.

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You know, if it's like my day off, I feel like I'm going to work because I

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So I don't have anybody to help me get the boot off.

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So I just have to do it by myself.

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It's not like Goldie's going to help me get the boot off.

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And it's a little.

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The zipper is helpful.

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Like if the boot has a zipper, then not really changes the game.

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But if there's just, like you said, like nose zipper, I just got to stick my foot in there.

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It's something about friction, I guess maybe,

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what it is.

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Yes.

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also.

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If you're going to fly in a boot, never take the boot off in the air.

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Because if you're flying in a boot and then you take your boot off in the air,

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So there's a lot.

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Yeah.

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There's a lot of issues that I have with boots, but I don't know how we fix it.

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Try a shoe horn.

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I don't know what we do, but that's going in.

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We need like

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But even the shoe horn.

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there's not enough space already.

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And It's also like, it's not because the Buddhist too small, because I

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It's

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There is space.

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Yeah.

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There's space inside.

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So it's, it's really the ankle.

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The getting my foot through the little ankle size of the boot is what is so challenging

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That's my complaint, please.

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Shark tank pay attention.

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I feel you.

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I definitely feel you.

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All right.

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What about you.

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my complaint today is about inconsistent sizing.

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Like when you buy multiple items, like you buy it in red, you buy it in blue, you buy it in black.

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And it's like, why is the black bigger than the red?

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It's literally the same exact product.

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um,

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I ordered it in the same exact window.

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I just picked a different color.

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Why is it a different size?

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And specifically, this has been affecting me lately with Goldie, with harnesses.

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I want to show Patreon a visual aid, but I get are these harnesses, which I love,

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They're super easy.

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Some of the extra smalls that I buy Goldie, they fit perfect.

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Maybe even a little bit.

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I got the red same exact thing, same exact link.

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I don't know if you could tell, try the circles are so different.

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Do you see that?

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I could see it as clear as day.

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mean, it is crazy.

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Like the circle on the left is like, like a circle, which is like

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And then the other circle is an oval, like a wider oval, like who did this?

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Who did this?

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How does this happen?

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Like she literally has the teal one on right now.

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Same brand, same everything.

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And they're both of the circles are like the oval side and it fits her.

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Great.

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What has happened?

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That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

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Right.

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Is it a crazy, like, I was like, I put it on her and I was like, oh my God.

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Like, did Goldie get huge in between me washing the old harness and me like

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And then they looked at the two circles that I was like, this is laughable and insane.

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So I might have to call and actually Lodge A Complaint to the

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think you should.

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That seems like a defect.

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That it seems like something's wrong.

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Like they should know, like I would be doing them a disservice if I didn't tell them.

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Right.

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Yes.

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I agree.

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I wonder why that happens.

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I don't know.

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it's so illogical to me that I can't even come up with a possibility

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You think it's would be uniform,

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exactly.

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Like aren't they just cutting it from a pattern or something?

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I don't

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right?

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You would think.

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Yeah.

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I dunno.

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All right.

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Well, I hear you.

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Let us know listeners, let us know if you have issues with

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If you have any suggestions for us, we're always open to them.

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1-850-REVIEW-0.

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Listener voice.

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Do we have a listener?

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I tee that up so well,

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and that wasn't planned.

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All right.

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So today we have our ongoing listener voicemail and I I'll take the fault.

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I got a little behind and, um, keeping up with all of the voicemails.

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Uh, and so today we have one that's regarding, our request to hear listeners new year's resolution.

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So Here we are.

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yay.

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the week after Valentine's day.

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it's totally fine.

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And we're completely allowed to try and keep up with the new year's resolution still.

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So I can't wait to hear it.

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So here we got let's.

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Listen, this is from listener James.

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Okay.

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Has James caught him before?

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He has, yes, he hasn't heed.

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All right, here we go.

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Hey guys, just James, just listening to your nears up.

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And I had to press pause because I don't believe in resolutions.

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I don't think for me that they've ever been productive.

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And the same way that has goal setting workshops.

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Instead.

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I'm a big believer in setting intention because that can change every day.

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It can be in the moment when things feel like you need right now.

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And so I'm setting the intention not to make a resolution and instead to start

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And so my friends.

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And anyway, love you guys.

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Happy new year.

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oh, I love that so much, James.

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James for president.

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James for president James like said everything I would ever want to say about

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And I love as soon as James said that I got more calm when he was like, I just start

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And that really does take the pressure off.

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It is interesting because after that episode, I have had a lot of

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Which is something we didn't really touch on, but there's also something

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Like what is the actual commitment to maintaining a resolution versus, and James's

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And there are guide posts with which to measure meeting your intention or not.

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Yes.

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sometimes our resolution can be a little more, like more

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Yeah.

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And like daunting exactly hard to gauge.

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And yeah, I love, I love the intention cause it just feels like you get

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Like you don't have to take, if you didn't really meet the mark yesterday, it doesn't

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You know, I love that.

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Also something like the root word of resolution and resolve something about

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And I think intentionality is like really powerful in a way, like, I, I appreciate

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And I think that if we all sort of took that on ourselves, the world would

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It is true.

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And I think with that in mind, what James said to us, it allows us to put a little bit of a spin

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Right?

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Because even if people didn't show up as their best selves, perhaps on these

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They have the opportunity to rewrite that narrative tomorrow.

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So I liked that.

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I liked that as a segue in, what do you think?

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Should we, uh, jump into reading some online reviews?

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Try.

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Good job, Chelsey.

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I love that here.

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Yes.

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I think that we shut.

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All right.

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As you know, we are your trusty Review!

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Queens.

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We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

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break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from one to five crowns,

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Assess That Kvetch

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That's right.

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And you are first today, Trey.

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Whoo.

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Take it away.

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RQ T.

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Review That Review.

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All right, everyone.

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So today I have a one star review from Trustpilot for.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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It's a biggie

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no.

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Oh God.

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Okay.

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Walmart

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Well, my bird what's their big saying like bigger savings or is that big lots?

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I don't know.

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Sorry,

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Rolling back prices or something.

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them back.

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I feel like they changed the slogans a lot.

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Oh God.

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So, this is actually written by Raynell W.

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They spell it R a Y N E L L w.

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Raynell w okay.

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And the subject is, went to Walmart yesterday to get dot dot dot.

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And this is Raynell W's one star Trustpilot Review for Walmart.

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Okay.

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Went to Walmart yesterday to get something for grubs.

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Asked a associate if they carried this product.

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A man that works there told her it's in automotive.

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I couldn't find it.

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Just have been out.

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I saw the guy coming with a Uboat, stacked with boxes and started telling him I couldn't find it.

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And he told me, quote, 'I don't know what you're talking about.'

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I started to tell him and he says to me, and I quote, quote, 'get out of the way.' I

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This is heavy!'

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I boat is on wheels and he brought it up from the back of the store.

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I started talking to him and he said, again, quote, ' get out of the way,

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I started walking and told him out loud, he's only cares about money and the customers.

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He started talking and I said, quote, 'don't bother do what you're doing.

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Don't worry about respecting customers go about with your job.'

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This was in Waterville, Maine.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay.

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Raynell I'm very confused about many things that I'm going to need to unpack with you.

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All right.

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I hope I have the

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All right.

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What's a U boat.

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What's an I boat.

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W what is that?

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A spelling error.

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Good job.

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So I think, um, I don't understand what an Ibotta is.

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I think that, I think that's the type of, There's a lot of

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a lot of typos.

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Okay.

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So a UBA.

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Is like, you know, a Dolly where you stack boxes and you wheel it around.

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Okay.

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So that's as if you would take the Dolly all the way to the ground so

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Take the Dolly all the way to the ground.

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So is there no handle?

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So you have a handle on, on either end of the U boat.

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It's basically the shape of a capital U,

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Got it.

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Okay.

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And

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the bottom of the U it has wheels has four

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So I

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like, if you did a you and like block letters, like you're at like FSU

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So it's like boxy then like on each corner of the bottom of the year, you have wheels, that's

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a U boat.

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Okay.

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So do we think the second time that they said I bought a man.

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I think so.

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Like I, yeah.

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So I think they're trying to say like the U boat is on wheels and he brought

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So why are you telling me it's heavy?

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You're It's on wheels.

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on wheels.

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Okay.

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Well, things on wheels can still be heavy.

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Yes.

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So they went to Walmart for grubs.

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G R U B S

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I assumed at first that that meant food, but then they said that

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What product.

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yeah.

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I have no idea.

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I thought, cause at first I thought grubs meant food.

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Then I thought maybe it was like a nickname for like a grandfather getting something for grubs,

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And I'm seeing it's like a bug.

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Got it.

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So I, I think that they meant for.

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I don't know why, but I write, I just feel like I went to Walmart for grubs.

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Like that makes sense that it's food to me.

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So either way, either way.

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So I'm looking and I see grubs when I Google it it's larva.

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Ill.

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I can't imagine

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like you get them and your it's like insects and beetles that feed on your lawn.

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So maybe that would be an automotive?

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art towards

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an automotive?

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I don't

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I don't

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That's gross.

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Okay.

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Well, the point here's the, here's the ultimate point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:03

I think that we're making is that, I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:06

Raynell w but we're confused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:09

I don't understand the message.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:12

And I also feel like there's a lot of contradiction here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:16

Like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:17

You only didn't they say at one way, like he only cares about money and customers and

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:24

Like, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:27

If you only cares about money and customers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:29

Well, as long as customer is a part of that, I'm kind of okay with that, you

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:40

But also at the beginning, they say, went to Walmart

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:46

If they carry the product, a man that works there told her it's an automotive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:53

So wait, what, Who so is someone writing this on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:58

Um,

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:00

confrontation, they say, I, I was past, I started walking and told

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:09

it's an automotive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:12

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:13

Also I think the glaring, like hilarity here for me is like, this person

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:25

In the middle of like pushing a heavy thing with like huge stuff on it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:29

And you're like yelling at them to tell you where something is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:32

Like, I understand in stores, you can flag down people that work there and stuff, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:40

Cause they're like, Ooh, move, move.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:42

Which I think, I don't think it's the best approach to say move.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:45

Get out of the way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:46

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:47

Like, I, I did think that, like, it seemed like that was a little bit rude.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:51

The way that Raynell was explaining it, like move no move, like, all right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:56

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:56

That's not the

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:57

yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:57

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:59

but it's like, The way that they're describing it, it almost

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:04

We've got something really heavy on it and it's like precarious, you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:10

And like Raynell is just standing there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:12

Like, I have a question and they're like, move lady move.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:14

You're going to be like mold down by this thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:17

You know, like, based on all the information that Raynell is giving me, even though normally

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:26

I don't know if their hold of the narrative is very trustworthy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:31

Like, do, do you like, besides the fact that it's so complicated to understand what the message

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:40

Do you, do we trust them?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:43

At it for me, I feel like it's a little out of touch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:47

To request information from someone who's in the middle of a task.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:51

I recognize that that is common practice, but this person is, is moving like equipment.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:57

Um, so maybe like, say like, I have a question when you have a

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:04

Can you help me?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:06

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:06

I feel like they're just too preoccupied with grubs and themselves.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:11

I also like, okay, cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:13

Like at the end you're like this store is and whatever mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:17

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:19

Okay, cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:19

I just, I'm a little bit confused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:22

What do we hope that Trustpilot is going to do this?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:26

Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:27

you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:28

Like we weren't given enough specifics to know what is it that Walmart or this

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

Like does corporate need to call up and just say, make sure that you're attending

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:43

This Review!, you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:45

Cause I know that a lot of these stores, the experience is about the

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:51

I just I'm I'm struggling to ascertain what the intended impact of this Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:58

is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:59

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:59

And it's also interesting like that Raynell did not get the name on the badge of this person.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:04

Like, I feel like that would have been helpful for your cause.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:09

I mean, I think like, as far as value here, it feels a little like Raynell

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:16

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:17

That's my opinion here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:18

And I feel like, you know, if someone is in the middle of a task, like it might

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:26

Is it annoying that you might have to find somebody else or

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:31

Like, yeah, it's annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:32

Like I've been in home Depot or something and ask people and they're

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:37

Cause they're like in the middle of doing something else and it's like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

And it's like a little annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:43

If the person that I'm asking is telling me is clearly doing a task and telling

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:50

I'm not going to then continue to be rate them and then make myself this like victim

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:58

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:59

There's something in that whole exchange for me that made me not trust the source.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:05

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:05

I definitely think that I can't really tell if it's truthful or if it's shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:09

I just think it's inappropriate.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:11

I feel like, why are you mad at someone who's like in the middle of like a very

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:21

But you're at work like it, like if you're on the floor, someone might ask you a question, but I

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:29

I mean, there's so many, So many misspellings.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:32

I can't even tell like who the narrator is half the time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:37

Also, this is really interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:38

I've never seen this before.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:40

They are quoting this worker many times, but there are never end quote.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:47

well, that

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

Which is very, like, that's a very odd typo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:51

And then, I mean, do you think this is common or typical?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:55

I mean, I don't think I would go up to someone pushing heavy, like a heavy U-boat of box.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:01

I wouldn't ask them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:02

I would think that like, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:04

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:04

Like I said, like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:05

something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:06

I don't think that every person is going to like really narrow in on this

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:15

Like, I, I don't think that that's common or at all indicative of

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:21

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:22

I mean, I think ultimately the value and the fact that this the impact is like

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:30

Isn't going to have an impact on me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:32

Every Walmart in the world.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:34

Also, I don't think that I would act the way that this narrator is acting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:39

So therefore the impact again is zero.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:42

I was entertained because there is something about the audacity of being so everyone in the sort of

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:50

right, right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:51

something hilarious about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:53

But not in like an intentional way, like not like, oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:59

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:59

Raynell really went out of her way to be funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:01

It's almost like a we're laughing at not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:04

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:05

I'm getting a sense of how this person operates in the world.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:08

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:08

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:09

I think I'm ready to crown this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:11

Do you think there's anything else that we should consider?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:13

no, I'm definitely ready to crown let's

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:15

All right, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:16

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:16

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort

VOICEOVER: 00:24:26

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:34

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:35

Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:36

We are both holding up half crown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:38

I mean, I think it's pretty obvious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:40

I didn't, I didn't feel like Raynell deserved a zero.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:43

I gave Raynell a half crown because I don't want to sign off on being mean to a customer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

That's really it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:52

Correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:53

really the only thing I could say, like, all right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:56

I, I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:57

We shouldn't be rude.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:58

But that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:59

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:00

I said half crown for the same reason.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:01

Like, I feel like now I have a little information that may be customer service.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:06

Isn't as great, generally in Waterville, Maine, but I don't know How many

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:13

That's not really that helpful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:15

And I also agree, like, I think like you are at work.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:18

And so if someone's asking you, a question, like, I think there's a

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:24

I mean, so I said half crown because it's just pretty, it's pretty silly to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:30

Agreed, sorry, sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:32

Raynell sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:33

It sounded like you were having a bad day and you know, what's great about

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:38

new intention

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:39

and have a better day tomorrow Raynell.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:41

Well, let's take a quick break, keep our intentions high.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:45

And when we come back, we will get into Chelsey's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:47

Review!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:48

Ah, I can't wait.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

BRB.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:53

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:54

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:21

It's game time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:22

Chelsey, let's take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round shadowy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:25

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:26

Yes.

VOICEOVER: 00:26:27

don't feel like an icon.

VOICEOVER: 00:26:29

Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an, A'..

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:36

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:37

Here's the deal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:38

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:43

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we will take turns, trying to recite the

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:50

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who literally does it all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:53

literally before the clock runs out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:56

All right, Chelsey, what is your zinger to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:58

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:58

So my zinger today, I decided to go back to a source that you and I

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:06

is A'..

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:07

I know it's been a little, it's been a minute, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:09

So this is a one-star review for the book, outliers, the story

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:15

It is a one-star review written by mark P and the Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:21

is, would use this as toilet paper.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:24

If it wasn't on my Kindle,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:28

Oh, dear,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:29

I guess he didn't like the bug.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:31

not.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:33

Well, in that case, Chelsey I'm in a strap you into a plunger.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:37

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:38

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:39

Let's plunge this a Meryl-Go-Round I don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:42

make sure you sit on that appropriately.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:45

a broom

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:45

I can, I can.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:46

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:47

I'm going to fly this plunger, like a around that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:49

Meryl-Go-Round I am ready.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

All right, here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:54

Okay.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:55

Two, One, GO!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:58

Would use this as toilet paper.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:00

wasn't on my Kindle.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:02

magic show

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:05

Hey, Brian, it wasn't on my Kindle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:07

Oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:09

game show

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:12

Paper, if it wasn't on my Kindle,

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

Disney, teen drama.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:25

it wasn't on Kindle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:29

So,

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:30

shop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:30

You've got five.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:32

I feel good about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:33

That was a long, there was a long zinger mark P right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

that was good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:38

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:39

Where is your zinger from today?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:42

Today I have a Google one star review for Swiss, miss milk

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:52

And this is written by Q X S

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:57

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:58

Q axis.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:59

Cute, cute.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:00

Cute.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:01

There's no Q axis

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:03

QX.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:04

and the subject is no thanks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:06

And the Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:07

is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:08

Honestly, this is like a laxative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:12

Wait, it's off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:14

It's a rod job late.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:16

Like, but it's a laxative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:17

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:18

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:19

We're very toil.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:20

Look at this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:21

Like we're again

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:22

Oh my

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:22

sync with our toilet humor.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:25

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:25

Try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:26

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:26

Isn't that weird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:28

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:28

I'm going to hook you into a toilet paper roll, but I want you to be in the center of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:34

So like your cushioned, your cushioned, all around, you know, in case the Meryl-Go-Round

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:42

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:43

I love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:44

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:44

I feel so Safe

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:46

inside your Sharman.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:47

All right, let's do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

Are you ready?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:50

I'm ready?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:50

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:51

Yes.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:52

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:56

opera.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:57

Honestly, this is laxative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:03

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:04

Honestly,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:07

opera dealer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:14

Adult film.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:16

honestly, this is like a laxative, honestly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:26

All right, I'm going to give that to you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:28

That's five.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:29

Did I get five to,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:30

Yes, Ty's he's

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:32

it's high.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:34

The Queens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:34

Are you not a amiss?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:35

I, again, look at that.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:40

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:44

Yay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:45

We are back from that rousing game break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:47

Can't not say rousing anymore.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:48

And now Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:49

It is your turn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:50

What is your Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:51

for us?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:53

So this week I have a Yelp review for the restaurant Nizam of India.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

Uh, it is a restaurant located in Los Angeles.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:05

This is a one-star review written by Real D I mean, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:14

You should have seen anything with what the D stands for, but, you guys can tell

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:21

I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:23

I've given this place too many chances.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:26

I feel like I need to rate it one start because I am sick and tired of getting

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:40

It is always the same one long, one long, very long piece of white hair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:53

I found one in my lamb beer Yana last year.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:59

Let it slide ordered a lamb biryani again, the next time I went and there was another

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:22

And the first goddamn dish I get lamb.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:28

Berra masala has a goddamn silver hair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

It in w

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

WTF?!

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:43

WTMF?!

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:46

No, those aren't days of the f-ing week.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:51

I'm so goddamn mad at this place and their goddamn hygiene.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:59

Don't believe me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:01

Go and see for yourself, order something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:06

Anything I guarantee you, there will be a long white, silver hair

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:22

Goddamn

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:24

wait.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:24

Real D.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:26

How do they

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:27

roll

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:28

How do they spell goddamn?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

good question.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

I mean, they, they really like went for the full, they it's one word G O D D a M N one word.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:39

It's funny to me that they'll say goddamn, but they won't say fuck.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

And they, and then they spell out effing, eff I N G.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

Uh, thing week.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:48

also funny to me, cause I was writing notes and like I wrote WTF then w

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:58

And then literally, no, not the weeks of days of the week.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:02

are days, of the f-ing week

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:05

What does w T M F stand for?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:08

What the mother

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:10

mother.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:12

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:12

is that even a say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

According to the Real D it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:16

It's not a saying that I've heard.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:18

I mean, obviously WTF, but like no WTM if I haven't heard, but I do like, think it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:25

I think I'm going to take that into my life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:27

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:28

I like it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:28

What do you think of that commitment to the word goddamn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:31

I mean, should, should I count quickly?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:33

Yeah, Why don't you add it up?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:34

I'm going to add.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:35

You know, I grew up very Christian and saying goddamn was.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:42

Explicitly off the table.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:44

It was like, so inappropriate to say that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:48

And now that I'm an adult and I've experienced other truths in my life than

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:55

I feel like it's just a word and where it's only half the meaning you apply to them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:00

I don't think it's that big of a deal, but I am a clutching my pearls

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:05

And this person is saying goddamn that many times about a restaurant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:09

5 times

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

a lot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:13

like a row, not like a super long Review!, you know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:17

Like I felt like I was saying the word a lot and I agree, like, you know, I'm not

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:23

How do you spell God?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:25

Do you say, do you do a dash like

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:27

I don't spell it out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:29

I do dash or I do the lowercase, which I appreciate that actually

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:36

They didn't do the upper case G when they were saying the name in vain.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

So, you know, I appreciate that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:43

Well, we're already on this topic.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:44

So what is the spelling lag?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:47

it's not all bad, but I really did try to lean in to the

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:55

It's funny to me because the color of the hair was described three

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:02

Did she catch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:03

no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:03

Tell

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:04

White then they said silver.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

Then they said silver, white or white silver.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:08

Cause at first I like, who a white hair?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:11

And then the next time they were like silver.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:14

And then at, by the end they say both, you know, I think that for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:18

the value in this information is like, you know, it is disgusting to find hair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:23

or anything in your food that doesn't blossom.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:26

That's disgusting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:27

I think that I personally don't write things off necessarily because I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:33

Like I have to forget about this, but then the fact that it seems like such a repeat experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:39

I do like truthful shady scale here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:42

I kind of am believing Real D cause they're so upset about it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:46

And at a certain point it's just incredulous that this keeps happening.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:50

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:51

It's just like weird that it's the same kind of like, is there just like one person working in the

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:01

With no hair net.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:02

over?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:03

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:03

With no hairnet over.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:06

A lot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:06

It's like a long period of time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:09

I love that they enforced a six month

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:11

just gonna that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:12

It's very funny to me when you're speaking about your own personal choices, you say in forced a

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:18

yeah, yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:21

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:21

Like they stopped and then they went back and then they enforced the other

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:24

But to that point, if, Real D was creating a band for themselves

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:33

now, and then there's hair in it, like, of course you would be saying GD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:37

And of course you'd be like, w T M F like, are you kidding me?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:42

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:42

I mean, what's interesting to me is that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:45

Real D clearly loves the food at this restaurant so much

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:51

point

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:52

that they ordered the, this like dish.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:55

and they're having this high of an emotional reaction.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:58

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:59

they love, they clearly love the food at this restaurant and

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:12

We got to get hairnets back there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

It looks like from the pictures, like it looks like a really nice

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:19

You know, still relatively high.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:22

So this could just be like bad luck, I guess, for Real D

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:27

Yeah, I don't know, but there is an impact for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

there's definitely an impact and it definitely feels like this Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:35

is coming from someone who is passionate

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:38

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:38

about the restaurant.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:40

I mean, I think I could crown rail.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:42

D how are you feeling?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:43

I just like, wonder to myself, if I read this Review!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:48

And I was considering going to this restaurant, would it gross me out enough to not go?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:55

I guess that's what I'm, I'm thinking about.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:57

Like, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:58

What do you think?

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:59

I think it's going to come up in my crowning cause I,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:02

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:03

happened weighing that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:04

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:04

Let's get to the goddamn crowning challis.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:07

All right, here we go.

VOICEOVER: 00:39:10

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:18

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:19

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:20

I was, I was kind of torn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:22

Trey is holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:23

I'm holding up three and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:26

Try, let me know why you're giving the Real D or Real D four crowns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:32

I almost did three and a half, but I have a hard time with math and I can't

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:37

And so then I just went with four because ultimately I think if I was reading the survey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:44

I don't like the vulgarity, even though it is funny, like, and it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:49

Like, I just think it is unnecessary.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:51

I think you can show you're so passionate with, you know, at signs and like pound cetera.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:58

Like, it just feels a little, like you're a little out of touch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:01

Like what's wrong with you that you're this angry, but to the point you just made like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:08

It is that good that they are enforcing a ban because they're so

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:13

And then they let up on the band.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:14

Cause it's so good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:15

And then there's hair again.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:17

So to me, I feel like this is maybe a common experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:20

At least it has been for real.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:22

I think they are a little bit trustworthy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:24

Cause they're so impassioned, you know, it's just that all they're being critical about is like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:32

That's the only criticism here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:35

And so for that reason, say four, because it would have impact that I

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:42

What about you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:43

Why did you do three and a half?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:44

I did three and a half.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:45

I mean, I agree with everything that you said.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:48

I took off the one and a half pound for a couple of reasons.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:52

One, the spelling and grammar.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:53

Of course, there were a few errors, so we didn't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:56

A perfect score there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:58

I love, I mean, I did laugh at it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:00

I think if I read this Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:01

to friends, like we would get a chuckle out of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:03

So that's where, you know, some of the extra points came from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:06

But my biggest takeaway that I'm wondering, because it wasn't brought up in this review

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:20

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:20

Like why, if I had a hair in my food, like one time, two times, like whatever it is, I feel like

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:28

I would have a conversation.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:30

And because nowhere in the Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:33

does Real DSA, I spoke to them about it and they didn't do anything.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:36

Or I spoke to them about it and they didn't even give me a refund or whatever it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:40

Like they didn't address that they did their due date.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:44

You know, to let the restaurant know that there was hair in their food and for

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:55

So for that reason, three and a half grounds.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:57

think that's fair for sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:58

I hope that they get hair nuts over there,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:01

me G is long white, silver,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:04

regardless.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:05

It doesn't It's too much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:07

hair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:07

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:08

My queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:09

Well, we have the most Regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:12

Chelsey, please tell us, who are you going to induct this week for?

VOICEOVER: 00:42:19

My Royal Highness

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:21

you for asking Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:23

So this week I was thinking, you know what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:27

Don't we appreciate enough in our, I want to say the like Rocko's modern life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:33

The Amazon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:34

modern life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:35

In our modern life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:37

And I was thinking seatbelts, you know, like we had to induct seatbelts,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:44

Like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:45

We died.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:45

movies, we died, you know, when you watch movies and you like, see

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:04

And so that got me thinking a little bit, you know, I'm not quite as much of a research queen as

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:12

Come from how did this happen?

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:14

And apparently in 1959, the seatbelt did hit the market through Volvo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:20

interestingly enough, so I think Volvo was the first car company to implement seatbelt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:26

And from the year 1975 to 2017, 374,276 lives have been saved.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:37

Because of seatbelts, which is, you know, pretty incredible.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:41

Uh, and I just wanted to give a quick nod to seatbelts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:45

Thank you for saving lives.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:47

Thank you for keeping us safe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:49

And so seat belts, your, My Royal Highness this week.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:55

really good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:55

One Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:56

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:57

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:57

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:58

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:58

Something we don't think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:00

Have you ever been in a car wreck?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:02

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:03

We'll talk about this in Patreon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:04

I've never thank God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:06

Knock on all the wood.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:07

I've never personally been in a car accident, but I've been in the car during an accident.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:13

And that's all I'll say about that for now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:15

We can talk about the rest of the Patriot.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:17

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:17

How about you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:18

Ken Hora.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:19

Well, I think this'll be a fun topic for a pitcher on, but, um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:22

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:23

I have an interesting one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:24

I once was, um, T-boned by a, um, industrial sized, uh, lawn mower

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:32

Oh, stop it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:34

Are you kidding?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:35

It's a crazy story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:37

in South Carolina?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:39

It was actually in the outer banks and it was actually an infrastructure problem.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:43

They had the crosswalk before the stop sign and the, and it was like a highway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:51

It wasn't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:51

have a crosswalk before a stop sign?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:54

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:55

they I'm sure they don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:57

And also the lawnmower person was driving on the crosswalk, which is illegal.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:03

I didn't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:04

Uh, and they had the cutter up, like it was up like a letter P and it literally went into the

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:17

it was inside of your car.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:19

stabbed through it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:20

Um, and there was an impact, like it was a whole

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:23

That is so like, thank God it was on that side, you know, because, oh

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:29

it would have stopped me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:31

Oh my so scary.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:32

what is that word?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:33

I guess that's like a John Deere is like a brand, but you know, it's like th they were

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:41

serious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:43

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:43

I'll tell you more about that on the after show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:46

Speaking of here we are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:49

Good, great induction.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:51

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:51

seatbelts.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:52

And Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:53

listeners for joining us.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:54

That is a, another round on the argue a seatbelt at our cue Ferris wheel of love life.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:00

Laughter goddamn Walmart.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:02

U-boats.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:03

Click at our ticket.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:04

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:05

Thank you for joining.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:07

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Chelsey Donn: 00:46:09

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Trey Gerrald: 00:46:13

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Trey Gerrald: 00:46:36

And I'm at @TreyGerrald and that's Gerrald with two RS on today's after show Pod.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:43

We're going to dive deep in our conversations about car accidents and we will be rating

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:01

So

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:02

many memories, so many

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:04

exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:05

So to find out what made Chelsey say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:08

Alexis.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:08

It's not like a Barbie doll head.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:10

We can't just snap it back on, like it's off and find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:17

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Chelsey Donn: 00:47:19

Then join our patreon Page at patreon.com/ReviewThatReview to hear our

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:29

Oh, and quick little Tease.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:33

Next week's episode is one for the books.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:38

Just, you wait, you're going to lose your minds.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:42

oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:42

You guys like a literal celebrity.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:45

That's all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:45

I'm going to tease.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:46

And remember!

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:48

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:50

You can start over every day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:51

You're a queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:53

a start of a everyday gender non-specific queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:57

Of course!

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:00

Bye!

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:01

Bye!

VOICEOVER: 00:48:02

Review That Review is an independent podcast, certain names have been

VOICEOVER: 00:48:07

Executive Produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn, with editing and sound design by me!

VOICEOVER: 00:48:10

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VOICEOVER: 00:48:12

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:18

GODDAMN!

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:20

I was gonna say, do you think that the Review would be way different if