Episode 33: Rainbow Chip Frosting / Daughter's Deli

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That's

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Chelsey

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Donn.

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And that's Trey Gerrald or so I thought, but blonde and in

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I'm

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sure.

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Oh We will, and together Wig or not we are,

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Hello.

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Do you like, do you like my look?

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So I'm wondering like, so Trey is wearing a blonde wig.

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It's like, it's kind of giving me like Garth vibes a little bit.

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But it's also a lovely luscious blonde wig.

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And then we have these very large gold wire framed glasses.

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Yes, these

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are well, okay.

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I'm wearing this wig in honor of the fact that Scream 2022 came out last week.

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Oh.

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And we're recording this a little early, so, um, I haven't seen it, but in reality in real time

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and so this was thoughts.

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We'll have thoughts, but this was the wig that I made for my women of scream series when I

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Did you just say made, you made the wig?

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Well, I didn't sew the wig, but I straightened it out, like with steam, a steamer.

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And I had to like pluck all of the strands of hair out at the center to make the center part.

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Cause she has a very specific center part, but I don't shave everyday.

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So now I, it looks like Garth because I have facial hair and it kind of looks.

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You know, it's, you're not like a cute female presenting person, then

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So I'm very excited for Scream!

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It's very Hair vibes.

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Oh my God.

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I'm so excited for you.

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I know how much you love that.

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So that's great.

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Um, so tell me about your week.

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What's going on.

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Oh my God.

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You guys.

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Okay, so let's talk about this.

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I love dogs.

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I love.

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Puppy.

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Like I can't imagine my life without an animal, but that being said, I just want to take a

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Like, it's just a lot of work.

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We go through a lot of phases.

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She's always barking all the time.

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I don't know what to do.

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And always at the most inopportune times, like during a very important zoom

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So it's probably my fault.

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I should bring her to get trained, but she, you guys want to see like, Patreon, I guess, Goldie

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Um, it's been decapitated.

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Isn't that great.

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I've never had a dog that like decapitated toys like this, especially not like a five pound

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RIP rubber chicken.

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Wow.

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Good job.

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Goldie

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really got her aggression out.

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So I don't know guys, anyone have any tips?

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Call, call the voicemail, leave a message.

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Tell me how to stop a puppy.

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From boredom barking.

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Cause I work from home and so she's around, you know, while I'm working and I, we gotta stop.

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We gotta, I can't, I know that was a complaint and I just logged right in trey, but

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Lodge A Complaint!

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add that to the ledger, please.

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I'm glad that you did that because it's very reminiscent of couple of weeks ago when

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It's true.

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I was going to say, I know I'm a hipocrite I love the dogs, but the puppy

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you know, I think that everything in life has a ying and a yang, I think.

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True.

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It's understandable.

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Yeah.

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That's a great point.

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Do you have anything you'd like to talk about something you'd like to get off your chest?

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Okay.

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So.

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this is a, this can be a 'more you know' moment.

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It really bothers me when people refer to Broadway musical cast recordings as soundtracks,

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...Interesting.

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Okay.

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It makes me furious.

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a soundtrack is a released compilation of musical scoring from a film.

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Sure that's called a sound track.

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Okay.

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A cast recording is a complete composition with lyrics for a Broadway musical.

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That's not a soundtrack.

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A soundtrack is for feature films.

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A Cast Recording is for an art form called a musical and it's, I just hate,

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I go into a, I go into a conversation inside of my head.

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You turn into Carrie, the musical.

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It hap yes, it happens a lot when people want to seem intelligent

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And they're like talking about, no, I love musicals.

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I have like so many soundtracks.

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It's like, you just exposed yourself.

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You liar.

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Anyway, I think there, you know, we're fortunate that we can speak language so we should learn

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Thank you.

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Cast recording.

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I'm sure I've made that mistake.

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And--

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You went to Tisch!

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I understand this.

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I, I still think I might've said that.

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I don't know cast recording.

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I mean,

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-- TREY GERRALD: Do it again, Chelsey,

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It's a cast recording.

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I love a good cast recording.

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Do you remember the first cast recording you ever owned as a kid?

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Whoa, what a very good question.

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I would imagine that the very first cast recording I owned was.

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Les Miz on cassette.

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It was a tape, but that was my sisters for sure.

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But I would listen to it in the car.

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I specifically remember, you know, I went to a boarding school and so it

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And so when my dad would drive me, I have a very vivid memory of when I purchased the hairspray

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And my poor dad would just drive me the 90 minutes and we would listen to wicked and hairspray.

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So gay, what about you?

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Do you have a memory

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? CHELSEY DONN: I do.

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I, I remember getting the cast recording.

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I want to say for the, the grease production that Rosie O'Donald was in, maybe I just love

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What can I have say...

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in my living room?

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And I suppose my family was around, but they were kind enough to ignore me, I guess.

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Love a good cast recording.

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Oh, that's fun.

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Thank you for humoring.

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Me, everyone.

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And you know, if you've made the mistake, it's okay.

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You can forgive yourself.

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Just learn from your mistakes.

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You know what?

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There's so many teachable moments.

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That happen to us every day.

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So there might as well be another one, you know, and with all this like joy education, balancing of

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Trey?

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I think it's tiiime!

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As you all know.

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We are your trusty Review!

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Queens.

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Each week, we bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

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We read you the review!

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And you trey are first

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party in the U S A'.

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take it away, RQ.

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Review That Review.

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Okay.

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Speaking of Yinging and Yanging, I today am going to present a one star review from target.com for

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And this one-star review is written by a user named IHeartRainbowChip.

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Oh, no, this is like already very intriguing.

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So there, there, okay, so this is a one-star review written by

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Correct.

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Okay.

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I cannot wait to hear what IHeartRainbowChip has this.

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I take it away.

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Here we go.

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Why in the world, would you switch the Rainbow Chips for sprinkles?

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I was planning on using Rainbow Chip Frosting on my sister's birthday cake,

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Unfortunately it was nowhere to be found and I sadly bought this instead

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They don't taste good.

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They don't feel good.

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They are just there!

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Rainbow Chips, on the other hand, are so delicious that I will eat it by the spoonful.

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Would I ever be tempted by the sprinkles enough to do that?

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Why?

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No, no, I wouldn't!

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Giving up the Rainbow Chips for sprinkles is like saying you'd rather have an outhouse.

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Rather than indoor plumbing at your home, I'll be waiting for the return of Rainbow Chip Frosting.

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Please bring it back.

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Oh my God.

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Okay.

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So here's what I'm confused about.

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Right off the bat.

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Are they accusing Betty Crocker of masquerading Rainbow Chip Frosting as a product that doesn't in

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Or, are they writing this review on a product that target no longer has in stock

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Because the alternative is the one with the rainbow sprinkles and that's not acceptable.

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What is it that IHeartRainbowChip?

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Do You, you think is saying?

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Well, I did a little research and I found myself on Betty

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Okay.

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Just so you know, IHeartRainbowChip's Review!

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is from seven years ago.

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Now this article from Betty Crocker was written in 2017.

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Okay.

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So this review is written in 2005.

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Okay.

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Got it.

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Okay.

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Thank you for doing that math.

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Cause I couldn't do that.

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So this FAQ specifically for Rainbow Chip Frosting has 11 FAQ's.

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I'm not going to read them all, but basically the jest here is in the mid 1980s,

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Okay.

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They say Betty Crocker, discontinued Rainbow Chip, because we believed that consumers

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Interesting.

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But we heard people loud and clear that chips in the frosting

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And there is no.

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Substitute.

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We were blown away by the passion to bring Rainbow Chip back and we've

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Wow.

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And it says Benjamin Johnson was one of the most vocal quote

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He started a change.org.

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Campaign that received almost 7,000 signatures.

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And this really got our attention.

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We received feedback from so many people who love Rainbow Chip, and we felt that Benjamin

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And this is the final FAQ.

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It's very important.

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How is Katy Perry involved in this?

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We received a tweet from Katy Perry last year, telling us that we ruined her birthday.

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It turns out Katy Perry is a big fan and we wanted to let her know that we're

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So, wow.

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Betty Crocker decided to discontinue this product.

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And then based on the influence of reviewers and people that voiced their opinion.

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They brought the product back!!

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But I do know cause one of the other FAQ is, is that they

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And then when they decided to bring Rainbow Chip back, they stopped production on rainbow sprinkle.

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So it's curious to me that IHeartRainbowChip wrote this review on a, I'm assuming an old

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Right.

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Cause it's actually, I think a review of rainbow sprinkle being subpar.

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Yes.

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I agree that the Review!

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is categorized under the wrong product,

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-Unless they did it in both places

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they might have.

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They very well might have.

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That's a good point.

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So, okay.

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So if it is what I'm picturing and it is that chocolate inside thing, but I can

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Are vastly different vastly.

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One of them is essentially sugar, you know, and the other one is more of a actual treat.

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The experience of eating both of those items is remarkably different.

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So I can understand why somebody like IHeartRainbowChip, who hearts Rainbow Chips

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But my question is, is it really the fault of the sprinkle that it's not a rainbow chip?

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That thank you, actually, I get that.

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That's funny.

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But also that was really occurring to me.

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What do you think about the idea of eating the frosting by the spoonful

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Delish!

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Why not?

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I know, but something about that makes me feel like so many such a reckless

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You know what I mean?

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I mean, it's not something that I, I do, but like, if I'm watching

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I'm not going to be like, whoa, what a weirdo?

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Like I don't, I think we've spoken about this.

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Neither of us.

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I don't think are very much like sweets lovers.

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Yeah, me too.

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Anyway.

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Okay.

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Let's, let's focus in on this.

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Review!

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Okay.

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Do you think that there's anything valuable new or unique about this review?

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Not on the, not on the forum that it lies, you know, now on

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for target, where they presently selling the frosting icing?

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Yeah Because it's now a 2022.

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So like,

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and it's back.

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Yeah and this review is still there.

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And this Review!

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right.

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So, no, unfortunately the Review!

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isn't relevant.

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However, I like that you pointed out that Betty Crocker did in fact.

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Put a voice to the voiceless, you know, and, and acknowledge people like IHeartRainbowChip,

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You know?

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there will likely be somebody that will read this Review!

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and feel IHeartRainbowChips pain, right?

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Yes.

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It is surrounded by other reviews saying this is horrible.

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Why did you change.

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Oh, interesting.

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Are people saying that that's different from the product that was available prior

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No.

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They went back.

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It is the same product.

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Right.

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But all of these reviews remain when they were out of production.

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Okay.

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What do you think about the metaphor being similar to an

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I mean, I really laughed before that.

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I don't know what I found so funny before that.

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Why?

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No, no, I wouldn't.

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I think I just thought that that was really funny.

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Why no!

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Why.

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No, no, I wouldn't.

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I, I dunno.

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I thought it was kind of funny.

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I mean, I definitely got a couple chuckles out of it, so I'll give a, I'll

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You know, I got, I got a chuckle.

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It's interesting because I think with the context clues of going

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Yeah, I don't think there's any value here.

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Um, no, not now.

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You know, I don't think that anybody going to this product page today will

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Which is a very interesting conversation.

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Why is target.com not scrubbing the Review!?

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Because it just takes way too much time.

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And they all like outsource.

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I was talking to a friend that was telling me that there's a Review!

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company that handles all of these reviews.

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Apparently I should figure that out and tell you guys the name of it, but they're

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We're not seeing that we're seeing target.com on our side, but really they outsourced.

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This kind of stuff.

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So it doesn't surprise me that a lot of these reviews don't end up getting

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:16

Uh, inappropriate about the Review!, you know?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:20

It just is inaccurate at this point.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:21

It's just, maybe it's, it's, uh, residually impactful that maybe I wouldn't get

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:29

Like I don't mind a rainbow sprinkle moment.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:30

And if I was going in for a rainbow sprinkle moment, I feel like I would

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So the impact here is limited.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:38

Yeah, yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:39

Pretty low.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:40

I think I can crowd.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:41

I gotcha.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:43

All right, let's do it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:44

And that was fun.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:44

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort to be

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The Queens are Tabulating.

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Total Score!

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:03

Oh my gosh!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:03

Two crowns, two crowns.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:06

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:07

The Queens are unanimous.

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Okay.

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I'll go first.

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Roy G Bev.

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I gave iHeartRainbow two crowns because I got a chuckle.

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And I appreciated their passion and I appreciated that they were part of this posse, uh, like

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:32

Johnson

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:33

Benjamin Johnson,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:35

Benjamin Johnson.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:36

Sorry, not Don Johnson.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:38

Benjamin Johnson were able to convince Betty Crocker to bring back a product.

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And for that I'll applaud them and give them the two crowns.

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I had to take all the other cons away because at the end of the day, this is not a useful Review!.

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How about you Trey?

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Why two crowns?

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:53

I mean, literally, ditto.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:55

It's not valuable anymore.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:56

The spelling, and grammar was fine, but this fine truthful yes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:00

Common experience we've found out.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:03

Yes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:03

Humorous kind.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:04

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:05

Kind of.

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Cause it's just funny.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:06

They're so impassioned.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:07

But the impact is like zero at this point, also huge kudos to Betty Crocker

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:13

But yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:15

So that's, that's why.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:16

Love that Reply from Owner!

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:19

Amen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:21

Uh, Okie-dokie let's take a quick break.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:24

And when we come back, we can get into Chelsey's.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:27

Review!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:28

love it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:29

BRB.

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Hold your crown.

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We'll be right back.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:00

It's game time, Chelsey, you better get y'all self ready because we're going

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I don't feel like an icon.

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Most of the days I feel like 'I can't!' that's with an,.

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A'..

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:18

Here's the deal.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:19

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30 seconds on

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:30

Just like queen Meryl, Streep who does it all!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:31

Before the clock runs out.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:33

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:33

Chelsey D what is your zinger?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:36

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:37

I pulled back out my, um, gag gift Rolodex from Amazon.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:43

And this One-Star-Zinger is for a toilet golf putter.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:50

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:51

This is a one-star review written by Anthony C.

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The Review!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:56

subject is missing the main piece and the Review!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:00

is, it was missing the putter.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:05

I mean agregious

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:09

all right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:09

Well then in honor of your One-Star-Zinger Chelsey, I'm going to strap you in.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:14

Two, uh, Sharman role.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:17

I can like the Sharman bear be a part of the experience.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:20

Of course.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:21

Great.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:22

All right, here we go.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:25

3, 2, 1, GO!

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Superhero.

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Hey, it was

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missing

VOICEOVER: 00:23:33

WWE.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:34

It was

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Soap opera.

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It wasn't missing the putter

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magic show.

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He was missing

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sports announcer

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was missing

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televangelist.

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3, 2, 1.

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That's All.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:01

Seven diva.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:04

Yay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:05

Love that.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:06

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:07

Thank you all.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:10

Thanks Trey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:11

I feel, I feel good about my performance.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:13

What got you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:14

Try it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:14

Where is your One-Star-Zinger from?

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:16

Okay, so today I have a one star zinger from rotten tomatoes, and this is for the.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:24

Diana the musical on Netflix, which was a professionally shot version

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:34

This is written by Catherine P and Catherine P's zinger is I made an account just so I

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:46

Oh my god.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:49

Oh, all right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:50

Good luck.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:50

Get your red leather.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:51

Yellow leather is ready because you got a long one.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:55

Oh, you're strapped into a care bear.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:57

Um, because I just felt like that with the whole rainbow thing, like care,

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:03

care bear.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:04

Stare.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:04

Carebears there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:06

Let's do

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:07

this.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:08

Okay, here we go.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:09

Yeah.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:10

Three, Two, One,

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GO!

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teen drama.

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I made an account just so I could rate this worst thing I've ever seen and watched Shakespeare.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:24

I made an account just so I could read this where sting I've ever watched

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disaster.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:32

I made an account just so I could read this.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:34

Where's the.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:36

Yankee

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I, where I made an account, just so I could rate this is the worst thing I've ever

VOICEOVER: 00:25:42

launched.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:42

3, 2, 1, That's All.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:48

I just want to know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:49

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:49

Right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:50

I just want to know where that Shakespeare production was being held.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:55

I don't know, I was like, let me do Iambic pentameter.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:58

And then I was like, oh my gosh,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:00

there was like an Italian dialogue.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:02

I think it was like an Italian production of Shakespeare.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:05

Anyway.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:06

Great job.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:06

Trey considering how long that was.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:08

You did phenomenal.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:09

That was four for you, RQT

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:12

that makes you the winner.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:14

It does, but I feel like, I mean, you didn't have a chance, but

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:18

cause it was funny.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:19

Good work.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:21

Alright, here we go.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:23

All right, let's do this!

VOICEOVER: 00:26:26

Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:30

This wig is like getting itchy, like on the back of my neck.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:33

Like it's like gross anyway.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:35

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:36

We're back from that rousing game break.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:38

And now it is your turn Chelsey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:40

Where is your Review!

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:41

from this week?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:43

Thank you for asking Trey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:45

So I wanted to take a little departure this week.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:48

I'm actually bringing in a five star review today from Daughter's Deli here in Los Angeles.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:56

Daughter's Deli is a deli in west Hollywood.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:59

That was started from the daughter.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:02

Of, I guess he would be the grandson, the daughter of the grandson of the creator

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Cause I've not been able to find a deli that I love.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:15

And it was so good.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:17

You guys like, um, I mean, just like quick plug for Daughter's, Deli, cause it was delicious.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:21

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:22

And I did what I usually do, which is I went into the search bar and I searched for some

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:30

And so that's what I was searching for latkes and I came across this Review!

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that I wanted to share with you guys today.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:36

So, this is a five-star review from Yelp, for Daughter's Deli from Bruce K., who is an

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:47

And here we go.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:49

Let's figure out something about Yelp reviews and it will help you enormously to know

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:01

Any review that complains about the cost?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:05

Every Yelp page has an online menu.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:09

Try checking it before you bemoan that your tuna sandwich costs 14 bucks.

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And you think Subway is better?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:17

You're A.

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Delusional and B.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:20

You deserve to eat at Subway.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:23

Legit complaints are always welcome and fine.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:27

And we have a few here that all say the same thing.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:31

Order placed via a delivery service.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:33

Food's not ready.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:35

Delivery service kept waiting for a long period of time.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:39

I'll get to that in a minute, but let's cut to the chase, shall we?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:44

I, just this minute, finished eating a meal delivered from

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Was it cheap?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:52

No.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:53

Please inform me of a deli that's cheap.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:56

Hint, you can't.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:58

Delis aren't cheap.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:00

The end.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:02

Was it worth the dough.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:03

Oh my, yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:04

Here's why.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:06

I almost ordered what I normally get at daughter's dad's jernt.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:11

The pastrami with Russian dressing and coleslaw.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:15

But at the last minute I switched to the Turkey version.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:19

I also got the latkas, potato pancakes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:23

I scheduled the food to arrive between two and two 30.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:28

It arrived at three 30, but I'm about five or six miles away.

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So not too bad, but if you're of a distance.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:38

Sure, Perhaps expect a delay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:41

With Postmates, you can follow the entire experience.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:45

And once the Postmate arrived at the restaurant, it all went pretty quickly,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:53

How was it?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:54

Simply put, the sandwich was one of the best sandwiches I've ever had.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:01

It was spectacularly good.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:04

Everything was just perfection and the potato pancakes of which there were three.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:11

We're every bit as good as Langers.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:14

And there are a lot smaller, which I appreciated actually.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:18

So eating the three is really like eating one and a quarter of a Langers latke.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:24

Basically food heaven.

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And you already know I'm the only person you can trust on Yelp smiley face.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:38

So if you love Deli.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:41

You already know that Langer's is the BEST in the United States.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:46

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:46

Better than Kats.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:48

IMO.

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And now we have the daughter version and it's every bit as wonderful without having

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:00

And there you have it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:02

I have to now go plots.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:09

Oh, my God, Bruce

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:12

Wait.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:13

Plots means like you're like resting.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:17

You're like tired.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:19

I'm so exhausted.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:21

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:21

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:22

Whoa.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:23

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:23

So I feel like.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:25

I've got a plotz because Bruce.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:29

Wow.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:30

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:30

Wait.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:31

So funny to me, there was a huge journey on this Review!

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:34

because it felt like Bruce is as the instructor of Yelp Academy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:39

Like, I felt like Bruce was speaking to me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:42

Like I've never heard of the word Yelp before.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:45

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:46

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:46

So obviously there's a level of pompousness, whatever you want to call it to Bruce,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:54

As soon as I read it, when I started reading it, I thought is that it, is

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:00

Like he's coming to the defense.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:02

So hard.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:03

But then when I realized he's an elite reviewer and he's written, you know, 244

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:16

And he really obviously considers himself an expert and takes the elite status very seriously.

TREY GERRALD: 00:32:23

Do You think that he prefaces every review with like, let me tell you how to trust

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:31

Well, it is specific though.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:33

Like maybe like the first sentence, I guess, maybe he copies and pastes all the time.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:39

But I do think that there's a lot of queenly points that Bruce makes in the beginning that

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:55

I don't care.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:56

What I care about is was the food good or bad?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:00

Now the point of the pricing and the dig it like, then you deserve to be at Subway.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:05

Like, God, that was a bit of a low blow.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:08

You want to talk about it?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:08

Talk,

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:10

what does that even mean?

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:12

Um, okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:12

I guess I can extrapolate that Bruce is making A'..

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:18

Right there, there are clarifying the difference in a quality of a deli versus a chain deli.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:24

But like subway is fine.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:26

Like who cares?

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:27

Yes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:27

They used to make bread that had the same ingredient that's inside yoga

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:33

Is that true?!

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:34

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:34

It was a whole thing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:36

That was like a preservative.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:37

Oh my goodness.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:38

That's crazy dis.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:40

I think that you're the perfect person to receive that between

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:50

Oh good point!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:50

And like you, you grew up on a lot of this, you know, no judgment, but like you

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:58

And so you're, you know, understandably.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:01

So I think that's going to hit you a little bit harder.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:05

Bruce got me!

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:06

Bruce got me right where I live!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:08

Right in the fast food co Kish, because as I say, um, all right, so

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:21

Don't come to Yelp to complain about the pricing or the delivery speed or any of this stuff.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:28

Because at the end of the day, you're just clogging the chain as we liked, you know, as

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:41

It's, it's just a thing it's expensive to run a deli.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:44

The food at delis is typically pretty expensive in exchange for like good

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:56

It's like a whole eating, like you're not just getting a $15 sandwich.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:00

You're usually getting a $15 sandwich that like is a big.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:04

Sizable sandwich and a little bit of a side and a pickle.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:07

Like that's what you're getting at a deli.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:09

So if you're looking at the menu and you're like, damn 14 bucks is too much for me to

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:33

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:33

I think the distinction is like, even though Subway's slogan is eat fresh, it isn't fresh.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:38

It's from bags.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:39

And when you go to like an upscale deli, you know, they're making the macaroni salad every day.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:45

They're making fresh vegetables every day, every day, oftentimes they're baking their own bread.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:52

Um, so that's like,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:53

yes, the food was so good.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:55

You guys, like everything was amazing.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:57

And top, top, even just like, you know, I'm really picky about my T my to go containers.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:04

Even the, to go containers were great.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:06

Like everything.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:08

Was perfect about my delivery experience.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:12

So I understand Bruce has passion here because he's saying your you're not

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:19

If you're commenting on these other things,

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:21

I have a question going into spelling here.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:24

You said.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:25

Dad's jernt.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:27

So that I w I, yeah, so I want to say that that's, that is the right spelling.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:32

Like that's, I think that's an age thing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:34

Jernt?!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:35

Jernt.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:36

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:37

Look it up right now.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:38

J E R N T.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:40

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:40

It's a word.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:41

It means joint.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:43

it is an acceptable alternative to the word joint.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:47

Now there's, there's no doubt in my mind that Bruce Kay would put a review on

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:55

It like a thesaurus thing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:57

So, okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:58

Similarly, when you're saying, when Bruce's dictating, how spectacularly

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Good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:10

D D is that smell there or did you just act that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:17

Oh, damn it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:18

I thought for sure that it was like MMM P H

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no, sorry.

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I artistic expression there.

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I lose having a moment of eating the sandwich myself.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:29

Well, okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:29

I do want to just say here it tickled me the precision at which Bruce dictates

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:42

So actually, when you're eating at, it's basically a quarter of the size when you're

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:55

I thought was like, obviously this is,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:58

oh my god.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:58

You're right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:59

So eating the three is really like eating one and a quarter of a Langer's latke.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:04

One and a quarter.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:10

Yes, I guess I gloss over that, but yeah, that's so funny.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:15

Wait.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:15

So how old do you think Bruce is?

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:17

Just, what do you think?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:18

So Bruce does have a little photo here, but it looks like, so I think

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:26

I think that Bruce was like a food critic or something back in the day, uh, some sort

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Is him with his head in his hand like this, and it's a black and white headshot.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:43

I want to say this headshot is probably at least 20 years old.

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So I, I think Bruce is like probably around our parents' age.

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Maybe a little bit old.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:51

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:51

I was thinking that as well.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:53

You know, I keep wondering, and this is like neither here nor there, but I'm so

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I just automatically think they must be in a huge fight.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:15

They're not though.

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That's what that is.

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Honestly.

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I think what makes this so great.

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Like when you go on the daughter's deli website, um, they have a whole

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Intro about us, about how this happened and how it's changed and how this is like a

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:40

inspired by

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:41

it's inspired by it's drawn from that.

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Like, it's just a continuation of this, of this family thing.

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Not, not a departure from.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:49

So we, okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:50

We know about spelling and grammar.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:52

Yes.

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Truthful shady.

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I think, you know, it is interesting.

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Cause I do think that Bruce really dapples in shady areas, but is telling truth.

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And that was really why he brought the reviews.

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So I was like, Bruce is a little shady.

TREY GERRALD: 00:40:06

It really took me a while to figure out why it was five stars because the whole,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:13

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:14

Which, which also

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:15

-- Or, instructionary,

TREY GERRALD: 00:40:17

it's sort of like, look, people don't know how to Yelp properly.

TREY GERRALD: 00:40:22

Let me tell you how to do it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:25

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:40:26

So like that has an impact on me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:29

Which is why I think that Bruce is like an editorial writer.

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Cause I feel like this Review!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:35

would like better serve as like a letter to everybody writing reviews on Yelp

TREY GERRALD: 00:40:42

oh gosh, can you imagine reading that?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:45

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:45

I mean, if I didn't.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:48

Uh, search for the, so when you search on Yelp for word, like, I searched for latkes

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I might've been a little annoyed that I had to read like this huge Trey is currently

CHELSEY DONN: 00:41:06

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:41:06

So.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:41:08

The word that you search is bolded.

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So I was able to go right to the section of vs Review That told me that like, that the

CHELSEY DONN: 00:41:22

I was like, Ugh, in getting them.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:41:24

I think if I was just someone that was going to Yelp to look for a review

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Pun intended before we get to the nitty gritty of the food.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:41:38

And there's something that's almost ironic about Bruce talking about all these people essentially

CHELSEY DONN: 00:41:49

When he then.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:41:51

Proceeds to waste the time of the reviewer, but because we had to get through that

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:02

The, you know, the quality of the lockers and et cetera, et cetera.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:07

I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:08

What do you think about that?

TREY GERRALD: 00:42:09

I was going to talk about that in my crowning.

TREY GERRALD: 00:42:11

Cause it does, it takes a while to get to any meat, but, but it is funny to me,

TREY GERRALD: 00:42:22

That's like get off of my yard,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:24

Yeah like, you kids belong in the yelp trash bin.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:28

I'd tell you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:42:29

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:42:29

Which so I'm very curious about crowning though.

TREY GERRALD: 00:42:31

Cause I'm, I'm really have like eight minds on this review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:35

I will say, unlike the humor and I was, I was definitely tickled and that

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:43

I don't mean it that way, but you know, I was deaf.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:46

Like there was a part of me that did find it, like funny in, in like that, that way.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:50

So I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:51

I think we can crown it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:52

Are you ready to crown it?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:42:53

I think

TREY GERRALD: 00:42:53

I'm ready.

TREY GERRALD: 00:42:53

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:42:55

The Queens are Tabulating!

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Total Score!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:02

Okay.

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So Trey's holding up three crowns, I'm holding up three and a half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:06

So we're very close.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:07

Trey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:07

Tell us why you gave Bruce 3 crowns.

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:10

I'm surprised that were similar enough because something about this Review!

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:14

is a huge turnoff to me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:16

I don't like being told what is so.

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:20

I recognize the points, the value of like stop clogging up the Yelp.

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:27

But sometimes people use the delivery service at the restaurant.

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:32

It has nothing to do with Postmates.

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:34

So just anytime someone speaks in and grand statements that is triggering to me,

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:44

That's my people.

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:47

There's a, there's a pompousness to Bruce that is sort of off-putting to me, but I gave

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:57

And if Bruce is this opinionated, when they are being positive about

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:05

And so, and I do believe because we didn't even talk about this, but Bruce quotes so many famous

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:15

I feel like they've done a lot of research and, and in conclusion, It

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:25

And so for that reason, I, I took some crowns away because I think just get to it as I ramble on.

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:31

So that's why I said three crowns.

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:33

Chelsey, why did you say three and one half?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:37

I agree with everything you said, I will just add, I needed to give

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:51

seeing what he had to say about the latkas.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:53

I was like, I'm in, I placed the order and then I ordered the food and they were actually delicious.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:00

So I feel like my feelings about Bruce, even though agreed.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:05

It's kind of obnoxious, but let's cut to the chase and then, but let's cut to the next chase.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:11

I mean, there's a little something that's almost too cheeky in it for me, but that

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:22

Can't wait to see what else is out there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:25

And for that reason I gave Bruce K.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:28

You know, even though he could have been a little bit more of a mench, I gave him three and a half.

TREY GERRALD: 00:45:33

I'm curious about other Bruce Kay reviews.

TREY GERRALD: 00:45:36

Good job.

TREY GERRALD: 00:45:37

Very funny Daughter's Deli I'll have to go there in March.

TREY GERRALD: 00:45:41

We are attending a podcast convention together in Los Angeles.

TREY GERRALD: 00:45:46

Oh, we can go to the real one cause that's downtown.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:51

We can go to the OG.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:52

Yeah, we can.

TREY GERRALD: 00:45:53

I didn't mean to say that that's okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:45:55

Here we are.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:55

We are here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:45:57

We have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:46:00

Who are you, Trey, inducting for.

VOICEOVER: 00:46:04

My Royal Highness

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:06

Okay, interesting that this is following your review of

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:12

Because today I'm going to induct a small business called Duck Duck and Goose owned

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:21

And Chris makes scarves, wrist warmers, candles that are delicious.

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:27

Daisy chains, socks, pens.

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:29

And what I just purchased are it's called a quack pack.

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:35

But it's basically like a miniature Fanny pack.

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:38

You know how like the kids are wearing like cute Fanny packs, like in the front now it's so cute.

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:43

It's like the perfect size instead of having like, you know, a bulging wallet or whatever.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:46:48

Well, also, because you had that problem, your, your complaint about the jeans.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:46:52

And the wallet

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:53

I, know I can just keep my wallet in my Quackpack.

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:56

So I ordered it as a secret.

TREY GERRALD: 00:46:58

Um, I didn't tell Chris I was buying out and then obviously Chris makes everything.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:02

So Chris knew I was doing it, but I just wanted to induct Duck Duck and Goose Co

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:15

I encourage everyone to go and make a purchase.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:18

They, Chris also sells.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:20

They look like they're scarves, but they're like infinity, like circle, neck, warmer, scarves.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:26

They're so cute.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:27

And they're all hand knitted, which is like so cute.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:31

Um, and it's the company's been around since 2013, so it's not like, you know, this ain't no schmuck.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:36

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:37

Oh, now I love this stuff and I love the quack pack.

TREY GERRALD: 00:47:41

So I am inducting Duck Duck and Goose for My Royal Highness.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:47:47

Wow, what a great company.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:47:50

I have a Duck Duck Goose story that I'll tell on Patreon later, but until we get to

CHELSEY DONN: 00:47:56

Right?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:47:57

So I'm going to induct today.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:00

Comfy pajamas guys.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:03

I love comfy pajamas.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:06

If you are like in the.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:08

I dunno, mood to send me a gift sometime send me some comfy pajamas

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:14

Cause I I'll may I'll take like a four X, three X, whatever.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:17

I just like love.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:18

I want to swim in my comfy pajamas.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:21

It's been cold and there is nothing that can make my life better than taking a hot

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:31

And for that reason, and because they're just such a part of my life,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:38

That I N docked comfy pajamas and all of the joy that they bring into my life as My Royal Highness.

TREY GERRALD: 00:48:48

Do you have a preference in material?

TREY GERRALD: 00:48:50

Do you like fleece or do you like terrycloth?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:53

I L I like a nice, like a linen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:55

I like, um, I like a fleece for the winter.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:59

Ooh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:48:59

A nice like fleece, like fuzzy pajama moment that can get a little hot at night.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:49:06

Cotton is good, but love a pajama.

TREY GERRALD: 00:49:10

So we all have to remember this come June.

TREY GERRALD: 00:49:13

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:49:15

Well, we did it queen that is another round on the RU a RQ Ferris wheel of rainbow chip life.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:49:22

Yes.

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