UA-198543153-1 207: Neck Massager - 5 Star Review - Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

Episode 207

207: Neck Massager - 5 Star Review

Tensions run high as the Queens kvetch about bad drivers in left turn lanes, but the mood quickly softens thanks to a surprise birthday gift from Chelsey to Trey: an electric Shiatsu neck massager! 🎁

While Trey unwraps and tests the massager LIVE on air, Chelsey reads a 5 Star Amazon Review by Jacqueline W., who claims the device is “my new best friend… sorry family.” 💅 With features like heat, deep kneading, and a “Brookstone feel,” this review sends the Queens on a wild ride of satisfaction, skepticism, and vibrating bliss.

PLUS: A Royal Highness induction for elevator solitude, and a very relaxed tease for this week’s After Show Pod review.

⏰ Timestamps:

  • 00:00 – Intro
  • 01:03 – Lodge A Complaint: Signal On, Phone Out, Rage Building
  • 06:21 – Review That Review: Shiatsu Massager (Amazon, 5 Stars)
  • 10:40 – TREY TURNS ON THE MASSAGER 😳
  • 17:20 – The Verdict: Does It Deserve 5 Stars?
  • 21:01 – My Royal Highness: The Joy of Riding an Empty Elevator
  • 24:12 – This Week’s After Show Preview

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Transcript
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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian in Virginia, it's so hard to tell who to cho and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose who's win, which.

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Hello.

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Well, hello and welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing reviews.

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That is a very chipper Chelsey Donn,

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and that is a moderately chipper Trey Gerrald.

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But together we balance it out and we are

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the review queens.

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That's right.

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And speaking about balance, Trey here at Review, that Review,

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we do believe in balance, the good, the bad, and the kvetchy.

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So it's only fair that we take a moment to vetch it out.

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Would you like to a complaint?

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Why?

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Yes, I would.

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Okay.

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This is gonna be a twofold complaint because okay.

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It goes left ready and it goes right.

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Okay.

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Today I need to lodge a complaint

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against left and

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right turn lights.

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So when you are at a stoplight,

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okay,

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and you need to turn left, yes.

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That sometimes has different configurations of timing, right?

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My complaint is.

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When you are the first car and there are cars behind you,

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you can't be multitasking.

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You need to be paying attention.

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You need to be like pressing the gas pedal as soon as it turns green.

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You have the largest responsibility in the domino scenario, and I recognize like we

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are busy, we're doing things, but it is illegal to be on your cell phone, right.

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Now cell phones connect to the car.

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So you can be looking at like the monitor in your car.

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Right.

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Okay, great.

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But as soon as this way traffic stops

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mm-hmm.

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You should

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be aware that you're gonna be next.

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Nothing drives me crazier than like 1, 2, 3 seconds going by.

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'cause at that point I'm doing this.

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If you're just listening, I, I'm like, I'm hovering about pushing the horn.

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I'm afraid to honk.

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I have the thing about I'm afraid to honk.

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I am outrageously road ragey, like my husband will tell you.

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It's like we'll be in a conversation and I'm instantly like, scream,

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cussing, but I, I don't wanna be killed.

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So I have like an issue of confrontation.

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Right.

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So as the two, three seconds are go, it's like, do, do.

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Okay.

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So if you are first in a left turn light, just please freaking pay attention.

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Just focus you.

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As Ellen DeGeneres once said, if something requires both hands to do it, your brain

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should probably be involved as well.

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Mm.

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Okay.

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She's problematic, but whatever.

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Okay.

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I need to complain about the right turn lane.

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Okay.

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Because it's the same situation if you were the first in a series of cars,

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especially when you're in metropol areas where there are, um, crosswalks.

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For some reason the turn lane and the walking sometimes happen at the same time,

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which literally makes no sense to me.

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It happens with left learn as well.

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Two days ago, I was the second car, the woman in front of me.

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Was looking down the light turned green turn lane.

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Okay.

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So I went, honk.

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This branch didn't even look up.

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I saw her head, her head like this.

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So I went, honk, honk.

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She didn't look up.

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So then I go honk.

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She didn't look up the turn lane turned yellow and I went, are you kidding me?

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And then it went away.

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We missed the entire turn light and this branch didn't look

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up at honk, honk, honk, honk.

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She never looked up.

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Oh my God.

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That's how important her cell phone is to her.

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How do you, I, anytime I hear a honk, I go, oh, Jesus.

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She didn't even look up.

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And I was passive aggressive and I went, Aw, she didn't even look.

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We missed the turn light.

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Yeah.

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I'm so angry.

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I'm in an angry phase of life, I guess.

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'cause these complaints are really severe to me.

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They're not like silly to me anymore.

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They're actually really angry, and then I get so angry as I'm reliving them.

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That's my complaint.

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Chelsey, can you make me feel better?

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I think I can.

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I mean, I totally hear you.

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I totally validate that experience.

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I always tell everyone, driving is a team sport.

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Even when I'm driving my niece and nephews, I'm like,

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guys, don't be this person.

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Driving is a team sport.

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If you're first in line, you gotta be alert.

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You have a job, you have a job.

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You gotta do it.

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It makes me so heated.

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I get it.

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It's, it's a very good complaint.

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I can't believe we haven't done this before.

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This is something that bothers me.

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Definitely weekly.

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And when you have a good person in the front, you're like, yeah,

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that person knows what's up.

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Yeah.

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That's a Royal Highness induction.

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That's

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a royal highness.

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Like that person gets it,

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but like missing the light entirely is wild.

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Why Joel and,

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and like definitely infuriating.

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And then I saw her head pop up when it wasn't there anymore.

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So didn't even know she was

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probably on TikTok or some shit.

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She

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didn't even know.

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No, she didn't know.

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So she shouldn't be behind the wheel know.

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No, I agree.

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That's my co player.

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There should

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be like a test for the DMV where they take away your phone for like an hour

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and see how like wake down you can get

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if you bus Yeah,

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yeah.

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If you could bust, you don't have a license.

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All right.

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Great complaint, Trey.

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Love that.

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Thank you for holding

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the space for me.

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Anytime.

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I'll, I'll give you a little crystal moment.

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I'm gonna remove all that negative energy.

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Take a deep breath and should we move on the, let's

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do it.

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But before we do.

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Hello.

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We always love hearing from you.

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Comment why.

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All right, well, let's do the show.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Review that review.

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I am angry.

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I'm angry.

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I don't know why I'm so angry about it.

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I have to let it go.

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As your trustee review Queens, we bring in internet reviews that

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we feel need to be inspected.

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We read a review, we break it down together.

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We rate the impact of that review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's a very regal process that Chelsey and I have coined, and

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that is called Assess that.

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That's right.

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Now Miss Chelsey Goose, what have you brought in for us today?

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I'll try.

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I just, I had a little psychic intuition that maybe you needed to relax a little

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bit, you know, and you've been tense.

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I've been feeling this from you, and I know what makes me feel

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better when I'm tense is presence.

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I love presence, opening presence, so.

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Did you happen to get something in the mail?

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You know, like maybe I forgot your birthday on live on the

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show, and I, I felt like I needed to send you a little something.

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Did you get it?

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Is it maybe this giant box that I have next to me?

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It's that.

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Would you like to open it?

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And while you open it, yes, I will do this.

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Is this a grandma shake?

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Nope.

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Oh, the birthday song.

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Happy birthday.

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A little happy.

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Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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A little happy.

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All right.

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He's opening it.

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It's happening.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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More

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packaging.

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More packaging.

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Oh, it's wrapped because she went for the upgrade.

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Look at that.

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It's like in Santa's pouch.

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It's

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very tall.

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Um.

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It is very funny 'cause it's May 21st and my birthday was March 14th, but

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we record early, so that's May 21st

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is my sister's birthday, so it still sort of works.

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Let's say that

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she ain't got nothing to to do with me.

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This is about me.

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Okay.

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Yeah, this is about you.

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Just

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kidding, Lindsay.

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Okay, you just say your sister or your sister-in-law?

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My sister.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Happy birthday.

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RQT.

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I'm forever grateful to have you in my life.

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Hope this year brings you all you want and more.

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Love you from RQC.

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That's me.

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Such beautiful handwriting.

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Oh, thank you.

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Yeah, I've been taking calligraphy classes.

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Woo.

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All right.

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So it's a big, like green bushel, like a Santa Sack, and Trey is gonna open it

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and see this has been here a while.

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Yes.

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I think you could use it.

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I'll just say that.

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Tissue, tissue, tissue paper.

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Just kidding.

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Okay.

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What is it?

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What could it be?

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Tray?

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I If it's like a massage thingy.

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Oh, is that what you're wondering?

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My god, I've seen these.

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I've wanted these.

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Oh, you down on your neck?

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Yes.

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Do you wanna describe it?

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Okay.

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Anyone that's just listening, this is a very sleek black

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box that says neck massager.

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And then on the other side there's a beautiful image.

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These are, it's like, looks like it's leatherette and it's like you put

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it over your shoulders and then it goes, you loop your hands through.

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Um, it says high quality leather.

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Oh, high quality leather.

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Mm-hmm.

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Vehicle charging.

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No, you can put this in your car.

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Fine zipper, breathable mesh.

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It must be provided in the trip.

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Oh, oh.

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So the full title of this product is Air Laying Shiatsu Back and

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Neck Massager, back Massager, deep Tissue Kneading Massager, neck

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and Shoulder Massager with Heat.

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Electric four D massage pillow, father's Day dad, gifts

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from daughter, not cordless.

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So that's why I did ask Trey before we recorded if he had an outlet.

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It's super coloristic.

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Okay.

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So does it have to be in the car though?

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No.

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No.

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Probably just as a car adopter.

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Oh, yep.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Thank God.

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I was like, what?

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No.

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Okay.

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Happy.

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Happy birthday.

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Little late.

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Sorry.

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Happy, happy

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birthday my head again.

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Okay, there we

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go.

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I know, it's, it's just, you know, should

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I like plug it in while we do the review?

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So

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this is my thinking.

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I would like you to sit back, relax, and get a massage while I read this

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review that was written by Jacqueline.

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W that way as I read this five star review mm-hmm.

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In real time.

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That was just from a few months ago.

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You can tell me if you agree at the end of the review.

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When we go ahead and review Jacqueline W's review it, give tries.

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To plug it in,

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like in a good way.

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Like, it's like, um, it's, it doesn't feel like, it doesn't feel cheap.

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Yeah.

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It's like, uh, it seems substantial.

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Irey feels very like Brook

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Stoney to me.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Wait,

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is it hard to figure out how to use it?

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Do you have to put your arms through it?

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To like, oh,

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yes, you do.

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Yeah, the

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pressure.

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I've definitely played with these before, like, oh, great.

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At a store.

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Hold on, let me just plug it in.

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Hold on.

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Okay, here it goes.

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See how

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to put your arms there.

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Okay.

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Plug it in.

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You know what I remember now, it's when we went to Costa Rica at the wellness

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center, they had these like in the waiting room, like in all the chairs.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna turn it on.

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Well get ready to enjoy yourself.

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Are you on?

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, great.

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So this review was written by Jacqueline W. As I said, it's a five star review.

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Trey's mouth is already a gate.

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The title of the review is Ong Shiatsu Back and Neck Massager Colon.

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My new best friend, sorry, family.

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Okay, here we go.

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So I didn't think an electric needing massager pillow would change my life.

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But after a week with the air long shiatsu massager, I'm questioning if I need any

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other form of relaxation in my life.

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It is basically a heated deep tissue wizard in a weirdly comfortable pillow.

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Here's the scoop on my journey to massage Bliss.

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First encounter colon.

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That looks right.

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When I took it outta the box, I thought this thing looks intense.

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But once I figured it out, and those little four D

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massage balls started moving.

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I was convinced it had come from the future to save my back.

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The first time it hit my shoulders, I made a noise that only my

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pets have ever heard me make.

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I'd apologized to them, but they're getting over it.

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Operation Colon, not cordless.

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Adventures.

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All right.

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It's not cordless.

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I know this, but every now and then I. Stand up with it attached.

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Forget there's a cord and nearly yank the thing outta the wall.

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It's a battle between my brain and these magic massage hands.

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The massage hands are winning benefits.

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One kneading that knows no mercy.

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It's like having a personal masseuse who has no reservations.

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About getting those knots out.

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I'm not saying it's gentle, but I am saying it's effective.

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Two.

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Heat for the wind colon, the heat is heavenly, especially after a long day.

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It's like someone said, what if a pillow could give you a hug and then

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did one better with warmth and rolling fists, three multiple body parts.

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My neck, shoulders back, basically anywhere can fit this thing.

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I'm massaging it.

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I even tried it on my calves and yeah, that's probably my

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new favorite drawbacks colon.

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The only real drawback here is the look of judgment I get from my family as I sit

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there and blissful silence with this thing draped over me like it's the best friend

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I never knew I needed, but honestly, if they tried it, they'd understand

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and no, I don't plan on sharing.

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Final verdict.

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The Airlink Shiatsu massager isn't just a gadget, it's a lifestyle.

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If you're ready to commit to an electric pillow that loves your back as much as

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you do, buy it, just don't forget it's plugged in when you go wandering around.

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All right.

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How you doing, Tre?

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Do you feel a little more relaxed?

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I didn't hear any of that.

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Ooh.

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That's good.

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That says it all.

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Do you see the heat?

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Yeah, I see it.

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It's like red.

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How does it feel?

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It actually, it's interesting 'cause it is like hard, like in a good way.

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Like, okay.

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Sometimes I feel like these massaging things are sort of like,

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like weak?

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Yeah.

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Like little.

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Yeah.

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Like, and the rotating balls are like.

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Hard and large.

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So it is like, it does feel like it's like working.

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Are there different

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modes?

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'cause Jacqueline didn't talk about that.

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Like can you make it more intense or less intense or That's

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so I was reading the instructions in there.

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Okay.

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Because it says you can change the direction.

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Okay.

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It says

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there's three total speeds of intensity.

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Okay.

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So there are,

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yeah.

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I'm so happy.

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Oh yeah.

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Now it's really fast.

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There you go.

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I'm so happy that you love it.

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Like Jacqueline,

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first off, off the bat, I feel like the arm length is a little awkward.

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Yeah, when I'm seeing, when I'm seeing you wearing that, um, I'm like, oh, maybe

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that wouldn't even fit around my arms.

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Like, it's like, it feels, it's kind of short.

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It feels like I'm like a dangling little kid

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and it doesn't really look like that.

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In the picture of it, it really looks like she's just like very naturally.

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I guess her elbows are beed, but

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yeah, I would say they're just, the only negative I'm experiencing is

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it's a, i I feel like I have a lot of tension in my forearms because

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yes, I'm, I'm not in a natural.

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What if

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you crossed your arms like this?

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I mean, I don't know if you could record like this.

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You

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know what I'll say?

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It is really nice actually, especially changing the speed just then too.

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Like it actually is massaging me.

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It doesn't feel like stupid.

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Have you gotten a pedicure and sat in one of those pedicures?

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Better?

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It's

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better than that.

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'cause I feel like it's better.

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I feel like pedicure chairs are like, they're kind of weak and

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they're also just sort of like, like it's not, does this really

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feel like hands, like massaging you?

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It feels electronic, but Okay.

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It feel, it feels like, I don't know how to describe it.

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It feels like multiple balls operating on different A accesses, so it.

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It does feel like I actually really do like this.

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Are you in Massage Bliss?

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What'd you say?

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I don't even know what I'm saying right now.

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Ooh, I'm gonna try the lower.

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That

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is the heat.

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Is the heat for the win.

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Like would you say that the heat really helps?

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Yeah, I was gonna talk

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about the heat because I feel like sometimes heat just makes me sweaty.

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Yeah.

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But I actually, it does now that I've taken it off.

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The heat is like a very nice element.

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Yeah.

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My main, my main complaint here with, um, Jacqueline, is that her name?

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Yeah.

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Jacqueline.

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Jacqueline.

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WI

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don't understand this whole conversation about it not being cordless, like in, in

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my ex, in my opinion, I don't feel like I'm gonna be like walking around and

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doing activities with the expectation that I'm gonna be being massaged.

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Like the whole point of being massaged is that I'm staged there.

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Is sitting there, right.

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I guess, I don't know.

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I feel like in today's a DHD world where we're kind of always running

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around, at least for me it's like I'd be getting a massage and

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I'm like, oh wait, I need water.

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And then like I'll get up to go get water and be like, oh shit, I guess

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so I can see it happening To me,

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I guess I, I, the reason I think it's a complaint for me for a five star is that

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I think it's an unnecessary negative.

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Okay.

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'cause if you think about other massage devices, a massage chair,

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a foot massager, it's like you're staying, you gotta be stationary.

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Yeah, that's true.

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I

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see how it would be an added benefit if it was four class.

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Right?

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I was gonna say, I

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think there are some cordless ones that you like charge right There must be.

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Right.

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So, or like maybe it's also like, oh, what if I wanna sit on my couch, but like my

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couch doesn't have an outlet behind it.

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So get

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an extension cord.

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I.

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I don't know.

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There, I I don't think I hear you.

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Hear you.

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I'm not buying

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it as a complaint.

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Okay.

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But I think it's valuable.

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Yeah.

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Because if you do feel like, well, I wanna be massaging my

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neck as I'm folding laundry.

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Sure.

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Like, I don't understand like why you would be exerting energy when

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you're trying to get relaxed, but.

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Uh, I understand that that would be an added bonus, but if this is such

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a five star, I don't think I would include it, but I'm hearing that

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that's a distinction that's valuable.

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So yeah.

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Good job for, and also, like

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we've said in the past, the, like o the opposite of a compliment

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sandwich, the positivity sandwich.

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In a five star review does sort of make me believe Jacqueline A. Little bit more

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'cause they're not just a total Pollyanna.

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No, I definitely believe them.

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Um, I feel like they missed an opportunity at humor when they

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said, I. Neck, shoulders and back.

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I think we, you even sort of started it.

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Kind of, but I just wish Jacqueline had said, my neck, my back, my neck,

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my back, my shoulders, my shoulder.

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Anywhere I, my shoulder and my anywhere.

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Yeah.

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Um, yeah.

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And also that I'm not sharing, I recognize I relate hardcore.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Will you not share that with David?

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You know, that's why would David and I work well?

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'cause he doesn't like massages.

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Oh.

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What?

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Crazy.

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It's not his crazy.

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It's not his thing.

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Interesting.

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Okay.

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I can tell you more about it on the after show.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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He doesn't like being like, you know, he doesn't need to get a massage.

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Me.

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Okay.

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I could,

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I love a massage.

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I could lose my

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entire retirement massages.

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Um, let's love a, love a massage.

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Let's talk about the spelling grammar.

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Really good, really well organized.

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We had a list going.

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We're using colons.

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We're dividing into sections.

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I thought it was like very easy to read, very easy to understand.

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I read this or I was like, truth be told, was like, trace seems very stressed.

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I want to get him a birthday gift that's gonna make him relax a little bit.

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And I came across this product, read this review, click purchase.

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So I think it is effective.

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It's really well organized.

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I think there's a lot of value.

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Trey's back in his massage or just enjoy yourself.

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Trey, I'll go through the talking points.

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That's totally fine.

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Well, I'm saying it looks like I'm having a hard time focusing, so I don't

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understand getting up and walking around and getting yanked on the wall, but

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I've already beat that into the ground.

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Well, clearly because Trey is enjoying himself, so, which

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please enjoy yourself, queen.

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I am gonna go ahead and say that it is common.

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Um, definitely seems to be working on.

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Trey Tre already mentioned we missed an opportunity from humor.

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Impact for me was that I went ahead and clicked purchase impact for Trey is that

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he's comatose for the rest of the episode.

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So I think that pretty much covers it all.

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You know what's interesting,

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like from the live review perspective here is like.

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Because you can pull down with your arms, like you can adjust, control that.

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Yeah.

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Um, and it really is that feeling of when you're getting a knot

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moved around, like it's a very severe, like in a good way for me.

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Yeah.

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I like massage to be hard.

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Like I can feel it like digging into these knots and, but I don't

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like, I like more of like a medium firm, so I would just not pull down as hard.

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Exactly.

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It's a good conceit.

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I do wish it was a little longer.

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I really appreciate the live review aspect of this.

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You know, uh, assessing of the vetch 'cause I think it's sort

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of pointing out to me maybe some holes in Jacqueline's review.

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I think I have enough information to crown Jacqueline, what do you think?

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Um, yeah, I feel the heat is standout.

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The rolling fist I can feel.

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I think I could crown Jacqueline.

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All right, let's do it.

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So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

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In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we'll

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simultaneously reveal our ratings.

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The queens are tabulating.

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Chose the school.

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All right.

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Trey asked me, Jack on a review.

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Queen.

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I think it's because he is feeling extra generous with his massage.

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I went with four and a half crowns.

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Trey, if you feel like you're ready, you can go first.

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Why did you make Jacqueline a review queen?

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Well, I was, besides the fact that it made me purchase those for you,

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I was gonna do four and a half as well.

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But then your point about like mentioning the one complaint sort

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of makes it feel more trustworthy.

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Um, and like I think when you're looking for like a massaging device,

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I don't wanna say it like that.

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When you're looking for a massager like.

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I don't know.

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I just feel like the levity, but like, I'm not sharing.

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I, you know, it's like, what was their title?

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It's like my family, like, I never thought, you know, like they're winking.

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Yeah.

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My new best

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friend, sorry, family.

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Right.

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It's sort of like there's enough wink wink at like, you know, we're not curing cancer

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over here where like getting a massage

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Yes.

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Strappy thing.

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Um, yeah.

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And like obviously you bought it and.

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I just think when you're in the review section, things can get so haywire

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that like I appreciate the clarity, the point of view, the in and out quick

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and like it obviously had an impact.

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Why did you do a half crown less?

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Only because I felt like in your live review today, you gave me information that

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Jacqueline didn't give me in her review.

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I wish that Jacqueline had just mentioned there's different modes.

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If you pull it harder, it will be more intense.

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Just like a little bit more information about the product.

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Yes, of course I could read the description and I could do all that,

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but still at the end of the day, like you wanna know what Jacqueline's

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receiving in the mail, including the various ways of using it.

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And I feel like Jacqueline could have just dug a teeny bit deeper there

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and then for sure would've been a review queen, but obviously nearly a

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review Queen made me click purchase.

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I think that it's obviously truthful.

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Trey is enjoying it.

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So

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just turned off four

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and a half crowns.

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Did you turn it off by accident?

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No, it has a 10 minute thing.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, great review and, um, great product.

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Thank you for sending it.

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Thank you for this.

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Of course.

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Enjoy.

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I feel so much relaxed.

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More relaxed.

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I'm so happy.

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I mean, I know after that vet you were really stressed, so I,

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you know, I'm glad we had this.

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I

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don't even remember.

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Ooh, that's right.

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All right, queen.

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We've aired our grievances.

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We've inspected a review.

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We've relaxed a little bit, so now let's shine light on something

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truly deserving of a crown.

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We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

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Trey, who are you inducting for?

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My royal

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line

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is, well, this is just very short and simple.

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Today, I need us all to take a moment, send positive energy,

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throw five crowns, throw five stars to the experience in life.

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When you get on an elevator all alone, those doors close.

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No one joins you.

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You get peace and serenity and these tiny four by four boxes

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going up and down in space.

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You can just collect your thoughts.

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You push the button.

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You don't have to worry about smells.

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People looking the wrong way.

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Have I complained about in the past?

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Mm-hmm.

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People trying to make small talk and a very small, confined

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space just being alone.

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Period.

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But being alone in an elevator I love you like is really a wonderful thing.

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Especially when you like see them running and you're like, Nope, no, no, not that.

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Not that.

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Just being alone in an elevator.

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That's my Royal Highness today.

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What a great induction.

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So true.

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I love when it works out that way.

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It sucks when there's like somebody at the last minute that's like, wait, wait.

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And you're like, okay, I'm not gonna be a jerk.

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But also I thought I would be alone.

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That was great.

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I love that.

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Well,

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thank you.

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Well, we did a queen that was another round on the R-U-A-R-Q Ferris wheel

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of my neck, my shoulders, my back.

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Anywhere else I'd choose.

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Uh, that's right.

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Thank you for joining us today.

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If you like what you heard or saw, please tell a friend

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we did not like what you heard or saw.

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Please tell an enemy on today's after show pod.

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Chelsey and I are gonna be rating and reviewing a three star Amazon review.

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For empty spray bottles.

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Well, I wonder why.

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This

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was

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said.

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Um, let's go back to

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Chatty Cathy.

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Okay.

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Let's go back to, so I'm just saying all that long way around the barn, we, oh

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wait, well we got to this by saying not to be ageist and then we

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ranted for 10 minutes being ageist.

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But this

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is the after show we're allowed, this is behind the curtain.

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This is what you get if you're here on the after show.

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Um, hello.

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Anyway, the point is not to be ageist.

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But I do think that there is a barrier to entry.

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Hmm

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hmm.

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Wow.

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I wonder, I look so much more relaxed in the future.

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True.

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Please, Queens.

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Remember,

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ignore the haters.

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You're a queen.

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Get yourself a massage.

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Gender nonspecific queen.

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Get yourself a massage.

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That's right.

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The heat the longer this has been on the, the heat really is

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like intense, a very nice touch.

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Oh, okay.

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Because

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I can see how, you know, it just relaxes the muscles a little bit more.

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Yeah.

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There you go.

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You deserve a try.

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It does need a lot harder than I anticipated.

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Like in a good way.

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Yeah.

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Great.

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Love this for you.

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Oh, well,

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we'll

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on the after show.

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