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Episode 196

196: Dog Wigs - TikTok Review

Episode 196: Dog Wigs - TikTok Review 🐶🎀

Who let the wigs out?! This week, the Review Queens dive into the fabulous and furry world of dog wigs, thanks to a viral TikTok review by Honestly Bridget. From pink curls to chic bobs, these hilarious canine accessories leave Chelsey and Trey barking with laughter as they evaluate practicality, style, and sheer entertainment value. Spoiler alert: there’s a 1,000 out of 10 rating involved!

Episode Highlights:

  • (00:01:03) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey recounts the horrifying Black Tongue Saga of 2024—caused by a Pepto Bismol side effect that’s as shocking as it is funny. 🫣
  • (00:07:35) Review Breakdown: Trey brings a TikTok from Honestly Bridget, featuring dogs rocking wigs from Temu. The Queens debate: Are these wigs glam or a scam?
  • (00:21:14) The Verdict: Honestly Bridget gets crowned (almost unanimously) as the Queens rave about her hilarious creativity and top-tier dog content. 👑
  • (00:24:03) My Royal Highness: Chelsey inducts YouTube as the ultimate platform for learning, laughing, and endless rabbit holes. 🎥💻
  • (00:26:15) On This Week's After Show Pod: The Queens review a 3 Star Amazon critique of an Avery Durable View Binder—because even binders deserve a moment to shine. 📁

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Transcript
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VOICEOVER: Everybody's got an opinion, Every

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Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who

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to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the

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score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose

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views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you,

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Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

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Hello

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TREY GERRALD: Hi and hello.

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing reviews.

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That is Chelsey Donn.

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And that is Trey Gerald.

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But us together, we are the Review Queens.

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But first, Chelsey, I must ask, is there anything

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that you need to lodge a complaint?

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About today?

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CHELSEY DONN: Yes, Trey.

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I'm so happy that you asked.

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I don't think we've spoken about this yet on the podcast.

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We might have spoken about this off the show, God forbid,

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but did we talk about the Black Tongue Saga of 2024?

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I don't think we did.

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No.

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Okay.

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So let's call it a month ago at this point.

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I woke up, was running late to

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work, go brush my teeth, getting

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ready to go out the door, and I just go for a last minute

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like smile in the mirror, just gonna check the teeth, and

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my teeth look like they're rotting.

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Oh no, George Washington.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like George Washington, like Encino Man,

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like she just, I, I like, just something, I don't

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Terribly wrong had happened to my teeth and I was

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like just brushing, okay, so it's not like I was like

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neglecting brushing, like no, no, no, I have an electric

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toothbrush, I was like in there doing my thing, swishing

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around, put even a little mouthwash in, swish with that,

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then like did just last minute glance

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and I'm George Washington, okay.

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So I start, of course, like, freaking out.

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I'm like, I know I haven't gotten to cleaning in a while,

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but like, this doesn't seem right, and I'm just like,

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fervently brushing, brushing, brushing,

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brushing, brushing, brushing, brushing.

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I finally, like, get it to come off the teeth.

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It's not, like, completely off the teeth, but it's,

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it's mostly off the teeth, and then I glance at my tongue

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in the mirror, and it's black,

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okay?

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It's black.

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Not like, oh, it's a little bit dark,

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like, as if I sucked on a sharpie, okay?

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Like, my tongue is black.

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So now I go from thinking, oh my god, like, there's

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something wrong with my teeth, to like, I'm actually dying.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's actively happening.

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TREY GERRALD: Tuberculosis.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is

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like, Whatever, like my tongue cells are

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the first to die and they're dead and I'm this is surely

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how I die And so I like freak out my dad's a dentist to

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call my dad on the phone I'm telling him like I'm dying

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like I mouthwash my peroxide a tongue scrape like I got

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some of it off Like it was coming off, but also like it's

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still there and he starts asking

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me like Did I do anything weird?

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I'm like, not really, I swallowed a pill.

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And then I start realizing, oh, last night I had like a

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stomach ache and I took Pepto Bismol.

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So

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TREY GERRALD: I decide, Yes.

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CHELSEY DONN: Google, I actually texted Trey too in

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real time, but I decided to Google

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like side effects of Pepto Bismol.

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And one of the side effects is

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this black tongue and black teeth.

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And there's a ton of people and there's TikToks out there.

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There's whole things dedicated to the

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fact that this can happen to you.

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If you take Pepto Bismol at night and fall asleep, you

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can wake up with like a black tongue and brown teeth.

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And thankfully it did go away.

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As the day went on, like, it went away, I drank a

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lot of water, like, it was fine, but

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this should be more widely known.

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This, this is not okay.

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This should be something that is, like, on the box

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in big letters, like you get a pack of cigarettes and

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you got a warning on the side.

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This needs to be front and center that this is

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something that can even happen.

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Crazy.

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But thankfully, I'm still alive and here I am.

TREY GERRALD:

Wow.

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What a saga,

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

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I just had to share.

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So the side effect of getting black tongue

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and teeth from a tummy ache medicine,

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right?

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TREY GERRALD: I mean, I do

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feel like, and I remember we did read a review

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about this and I think that it was in there somewhere.

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It was the Pepto

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TREY GERRALD: Bismol Chews.

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So I just assumed it was the Chews, which is

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CHELSEY DONN: what I did.

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I took the

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Chews.

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I took the Chews.

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I took the

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Chews.

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And I think in the review, I have to go back and look

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through it, I can't believe I haven't yet, but in the

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review I think it was like, I always prided myself on

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having very white teeth, like I was like anal about

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it, which I am, And like my teeth have never been the same.

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I don't know if my teeth ever fully recovered, like to

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their, I mean, they still look white,

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but to their like pearly white status.

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TREY GERRALD: Well, now you have that visual

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that you probably can never get out of your mind.

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So you're always like,

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CHELSEY DONN: afraid.

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Yes.

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TREY GERRALD: That's a trauma to like, be almost

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out the door and you're like, what?

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CHELSEY DONN: Literally, last

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minute check, like last, last luck.

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TREY GERRALD: That's real scary.

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I'm sorry that that happened to you.

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I'm glad you were able to find the culprit and now

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you can launch that complaint and save us all.

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So, how'd you get rid of it?

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It did just go, like, I just drank a

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lot of water and, like, yeah, which,

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you know, is a big feat for me.

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Um, I just, like, flushed it out of my system, I guess.

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And then, eventually, because I had done so

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much brushing and tongue scraping and peroxide mouthwash

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and, like, literally everything that I could possibly

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do, it did eventually go away.

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But, like, yeah, maybe it is just the visual in my

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head that I can't, but it feels like my teeth Never

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really returned back to their full whiteness and I

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did buy the shoes on Amazon Because I've used those

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shoes previously not on Amazon

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and did not have the side effect.

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So I don't know.

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TREY GERRALD: That's curious

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CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, right?

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So that's what I had to complain about today.

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I've been holding that one for you guys, but I feel

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like it's a public service announcement that I just have

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to give to you, because if you're

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in this situation, you're not alone.

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Like, go to TikTok immediately, go to YouTube, YouTube

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immediately, Google on, Google on YouTube.

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What am I, like a million years old?

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Go ahead and Google on your YouTube.

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Um, but check, because this is a,

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this is a thing and you're not alone.

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And I'm here with you.

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Yeah.

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TREY GERRALD: Complaint lodged.

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It's added to the ledger.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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I feel so much better.

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I think I would like to have to, I would like to give someone

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else the opportunity to feel as good as I feel right now.

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Would you like to jump into an online review?

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TREY GERRALD: Yeah, let's do it.

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Review

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That Review.

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All right.

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As you know, we are your trusty Review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet

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that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you a review, we break it down,

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and rate the impact of that review on

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a scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's a very regal process that we call,

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CHELSEY DONN: Assess That Kvetch.

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That's right, and Trey, it is your turn this week,

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you and your, like, delicious, Flower

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baseball hat with a crown on it.

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Hello.

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I didn't even notice that until right now.

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What have you brought in for us this week?

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All right, Queens,

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we have many firsts right now.

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Yeah.

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So today I'm going to be sharing a TikTok review.

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So we're going to assess it together.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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It's a multitude of firsts here, so, alright, first

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of all, let me share with you, today, I'm gonna

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maybe introduce to you, maybe you already follow on

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TikTok, this is a user named Honestly Bridget, which,

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already obsessed with the name,

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love, My mom had a dog named Bridget.

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I just remembered.

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Maybe that's why I love Bridget so much.

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Okay.

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So honestly, Bridget on TikTok, they, uh, at the time

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of this recording, we have 394.

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1 thousand followers.

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Wow.

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15.

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8 million likes.

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But what's really fun, uh, Is that Bridget just

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basically like finds random things on the internet and then

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just like unboxes and reviews and they have tons of

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playlists like like hilarious Halloween costume has like

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17 videos, 30 days of weird Timu products, which you

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We're getting to today, Timu summer products with like

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12 posts, 30 days of Timu food products, like just tons of

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CHELSEY DONN: products from Timu, I didn't know they

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could get food products from Timu,

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so they have tons of random like

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playlists, so you can just go

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down this rabbit hole, they're

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our people, they're like

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TREY GERRALD: Bridget is, is a

CHELSEY DONN:

CHELSEY DONN: queen, she's our people, you're an

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unofficial review queen, we'll make you a review queen.

TREY GERRALD:

Wow.

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: Well, actually, we have to listen.

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: What do you think?

TREY GERRALD:

Can't put the horse before the cart.

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I found one that was very funny, and then I found another one,

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so maybe we'll come back to Bridget, who knows, maybe

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we'll have Bridget on the show, but today, Chelsey,

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today you and I are going to rate and review Honestly

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Bridget's 1, 000 out of 10 star TikTok review 4.

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Amazon Dog Wigs.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh,

TREY GERRALD:

wow.

TREY GERRALD:

Now I am someone who knows a lot

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: about dog wigs,

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: about dog wigs.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

We will insert some pictures here, but

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I have handmade, I have hand sewn elastic onto

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wigs, I have hand dyed, I have hand styled, and I've

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also purchased from Amazon.

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Dog wigs.

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Dog wigs.

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So I feel like I am kind of an authority on this topic.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, Winnie really donned

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a lot of wing, a lot of wigs.

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When he really has,

CHELSEY DONN:

when he wears a wig, at least, like I would

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say bi-annually at minimum, if not annually,

TREY GERRALD:

but this is, but this is a first for us

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because this is a 10 star rating, and,

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CHELSEY DONN: but it's also 1000 out of 10.

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: Correct.

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So many firsts.

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CHELSEY DONN: Many, many firsts.

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TREY GERRALD: All right.

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So we're going to watch this Tik Tok together.

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Okay.

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I'm spending 30 days testing 30

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of the weirdest products from Timu.

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I was way too excited about this one that I

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didn't even film the unboxing.

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I got my dog four different wigs.

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I put the first one on and freaked out.

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CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God.

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VOICEOVER: You're kidding me right now.

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And immediately decided that this

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is what I needed to do with this video.

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Oh my god, stop.

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Don't walk away.

CHELSEY DONN:

Aww.

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So cute.

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He's like a little shudder.

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The ponytail.

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I'll wait for you, dear,

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through all of your tears.

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Oh my god.

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In case it wasn't obvious, thousand out of ten, buy

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this for all of your pets.

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Oh my,

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CHELSEY DONN: oh, that was really cute.

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Interesting.

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Okay, we didn't really have, I was

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expecting to hear more of a review.

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TREY GERRALD: I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

But I'm having like sort of mental gymnastics

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in my head right now because I'm thinking.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do I really need it?

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Because clearly I'm seeing it look fabulous on the dog.

CHELSEY DONN:

So like, what more could have been said?

CHELSEY DONN:

It's kind of like show, don't tell,

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, this is what occurs when it's TikTok because

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they tend to just be a little less

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descriptive because you're seeing it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

So I think for the listeners, for someone who's

CHELSEY DONN:

listening to this and not watching this, Trey, can

CHELSEY DONN:

you describe a little bit of what we're seeing?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, so very quickly, honestly, Bridget

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shows they've purchased four wags for the dog,

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and they're all like 348, 397.

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So it's just this Cute little fluffy, like what

TREY GERRALD:

kind of dog would you say that was?

CHELSEY DONN:

Some sort of like a terrier, Maltese.

TREY GERRALD:

Like something Maltese.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah,

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TREY GERRALD: wearing like

CHELSEY DONN:

a little like white wig.

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Then we have like a long pink curly wig.

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Then we have a little bob and we have a brown.

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And they just turned them into Ken from the Barbie movie.

CHELSEY DONN:

So they're like cooking on the

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stove, bananas on a skillet.

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And then they're like.

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Whole bananas in the

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peel.

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TREY GERRALD: Sitting on the toilet with dude

CHELSEY DONN:

wipes, then they're like driving by a little car, um,

CHELSEY DONN:

and then they have little captions that

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are like, please don't buy this.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like the teddy the little dog is saying.

CHELSEY DONN:

CHELSEY DONN: It's like, please stop torturing me.

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, it did look like high quality wigs.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I was most

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taken by like how calm the dog is.

TREY GERRALD:

Like the dog is not trying to take these off.

CHELSEY DONN:

It seems like it's, I don't like, I

CHELSEY DONN:

couldn't really see it, but it seemed like it

CHELSEY DONN:

was like you stick it over the head and then there's

CHELSEY DONN:

like a chin strap, jaw string maybe?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

That gets it to stay

CHELSEY DONN:

into place, but it must not be.

CHELSEY DONN:

It must be like elastic or it must not be super

CHELSEY DONN:

uncomfortable or this is just a very well behaved dog

CHELSEY DONN:

because I think I would be attacked.

TREY GERRALD:

I know, I think the dog is just used

TREY GERRALD:

to being on social media at this point.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm used to

CHELSEY DONN:

being like messed with, with clothes, like

CHELSEY DONN:

Bella was like totally good with me putting clothes

CHELSEY DONN:

on her, was the best about it.

CHELSEY DONN:

This one

CHELSEY DONN:

is a different story.

CHELSEY DONN:

Um, interesting review.

CHELSEY DONN:

I, I, like, I don't think I, I'm, let's go

CHELSEY DONN:

through the talking points, I guess.

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, I don't really know how we do that.

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In this medium, but I guess we can try.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, it's like, it's similar to J Shock

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because you see the product in action.

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So I, as someone who has purchased dog wigs and has dealt

TREY GERRALD:

with dog wigs, the problem with these 3 ones is that they're

TREY GERRALD:

cheap and they're like, they don't

TREY GERRALD:

have a shape because they're like flat.

TREY GERRALD:

And then as you put the bungee cord around the neck, it

TREY GERRALD:

sort of like forms like a round shape.

TREY GERRALD:

But, but they're like, cheap wickies, you know, right, you

TREY GERRALD:

sort of like, can't get away with like, cheap, hot pink

TREY GERRALD:

fluorescent wig, so it's cheap, but it's funny and serves the

TREY GERRALD:

point for the dog, like the value here

TREY GERRALD:

is that at least this dog is chill.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't know how chill my dogs would be, right?

TREY GERRALD:

It's like staying on is the thing.

TREY GERRALD:

Even though like the dog isn't trying to get it off,

TREY GERRALD:

that doesn't matter because sometimes the wig will just

TREY GERRALD:

like slide and go upside down and it's like a beard

TREY GERRALD:

or like it just literally falls off.

TREY GERRALD:

These all tend to sort of stay and I mean, I think the

TREY GERRALD:

proof is in the pudding in a way.

TREY GERRALD:

Like you're doing it to be funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

It is funny.

TREY GERRALD:

Funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think that it's interesting because I think the way that

CHELSEY DONN:

we assess Truthful Shady on something like this is how

CHELSEY DONN:

much editing went into this, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, you know, when people have those trick shot videos

CHELSEY DONN:

on TikTok, it's like, well, did you

CHELSEY DONN:

take, did you try to get the basket in?

CHELSEY DONN:

five million times and then you only got it in once

CHELSEY DONN:

because then it's less impressive than obviously getting

CHELSEY DONN:

in on the first first time so i do wonder like how much

CHELSEY DONN:

prodding it took to get this video together like is

CHELSEY DONN:

this really going to be my experience where it's going

CHELSEY DONN:

to be like blowing in the wind and so beautiful out of

CHELSEY DONN:

the box or like did you very much like judge this up and

CHELSEY DONN:

like had a grip in the corner i don't know i don't think

CHELSEY DONN:

it was that high production value but It was really

CHELSEY DONN:

good, like it was a very well produced video, so I don't

CHELSEY DONN:

know how realistic it is, I guess.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well,

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: that's a trend with, honestly, Bridget,

CHELSEY DONN:

because even at the top of this video, they have a little

CHELSEY DONN:

montage of, like, the 30 Days of Weird Teemu products.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

They've edited together a montage, then they do pop in,

CHELSEY DONN:

like, the various, you know, Products at the top and then

CHELSEY DONN:

there's like eight different setups.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like there's one.

CHELSEY DONN:

I didn't even like the dog is licking out of a shot glass.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like,

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah,

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: they like went

CHELSEY DONN:

around there in the backyard.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're in the kitchen.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're in the laundry room.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're outside with sticks.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like there is a lot of effort going into the creation,

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

CHELSEY DONN:

Which is that even if the truthful shady or the

CHELSEY DONN:

common factor is in question.

CHELSEY DONN:

Obviously, where we're gaining back a tremendous

CHELSEY DONN:

amount of points is in the humor and

CHELSEY DONN:

the entertainment column.

TREY GERRALD:

And I do, like, I think

TREY GERRALD:

that that's probably common fluky.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, it's not fluky, it's common, like, what other

TREY GERRALD:

reason are you buying a dog wig?

TREY GERRALD:

But to, like, have people be entertained

TREY GERRALD:

and smiling and hilarious.

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: Totally.

TREY GERRALD:

Agreed.

TREY GERRALD:

So I feel like it's impactful.

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: Would you purchase

TREY GERRALD:

these wigs based on this review?

TREY GERRALD:

Even if it wasn't for your dog?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, I think I would.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like if I needed a dog costume or something like

CHELSEY DONN:

you do, and I was thinking about buying a wig.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now, is this linked in the description?

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: Um, no.

CHELSEY DONN:

I

CHELSEY DONN:

CHELSEY DONN: guess I just have

CHELSEY DONN:

to go on Timu and look for this wig.

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, it's a little bit of extra

CHELSEY DONN:

effort to do that, but I think I would.

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, I would want to have a wig that I know is going to

CHELSEY DONN:

be Like functioning, especially coming from someone like

CHELSEY DONN:

you who knows that it's not always that way.

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: Correct.

CHELSEY DONN:

And like, as a little tip here, if you want to

CHELSEY DONN:

have a dog wig, you can just buy doll replacement wigs.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, smart.

CHELSEY DONN:

The circumference of the circumference of your dog, because

CHELSEY DONN:

you can do like an American Girl doll, or you can

CHELSEY DONN:

do like a Barbie doll wig, or you can do, Oh, genius.

CHELSEY DONN:

And they're much cheaper.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN:

Tongue tied.

CHELSEY DONN:

That was a good tip.

CHELSEY DONN:

I like that tip.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

I gotta say, I think that this is the first product ever

CHELSEY DONN:

on Timu that was given a 10, 000 out of 10 out of 10.

TREY GERRALD:

I think that's an understatement.

TREY GERRALD:

That's

CHELSEY DONN:

like a fair assessment.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think it's

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: very fair.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know that there's ever It's

CHELSEY DONN:

been a product on T Mail that has succeeded as much

CHELSEY DONN:

as this wig is, is claiming to, these multiple wigs are,

CHELSEY DONN:

are, are claiming to, to hold.

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, that's a lot of stars.

CHELSEY DONN:

For one Timu product.

TREY GERRALD:

But then in reality here, like how much

TREY GERRALD:

of this is meant to be entertaining versus how much is

TREY GERRALD:

an actual review of the product?

CHELSEY DONN:

I, I think mostly entertaining,

CHELSEY DONN:

but even, even I'm tickled and entertained by

CHELSEY DONN:

the 10, 000 out of 10 on Timu.

TREY GERRALD:

And you can pause it.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like, I think it's like second, at second, nine

TREY GERRALD:

seconds, you can see all of the

TREY GERRALD:

products that they actually purchased.

TREY GERRALD:

So, if you were like, oh, I love that pink wig,

TREY GERRALD:

it's perfect for my Raggedy Ann or whatever, you could,

TREY GERRALD:

you know, copy paste it, whatever.

TREY GERRALD:

These wigs are

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: hilarious.

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: They're for cats, too.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I think I could, I think I can crown,

TREY GERRALD:

honestly, Bridget, how do you feel?

TREY GERRALD:

I

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: can crown.

TREY GERRALD:

I can crown.

TREY GERRALD:

All right,

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: let's do it.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so Chelsey and I each have our own set of

TREY GERRALD:

zero to five crown cards and in an effort to be fair

TREY GERRALD:

and not influenced by one another, we

TREY GERRALD:

will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's do it.

TREY GERRALD:

VOICEOVER: The queens are tabulating

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: so to school.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, I go ahead and made bridged review Queen five crowns.

TREY GERRALD:

I must did gray's holding up four and a half crowns.

TREY GERRALD:

'cause he is holding out that last.

TREY GERRALD:

Half crown, but Bridget, I have a feeling about you.

TREY GERRALD:

As soon as Trey brought up your name, I just

TREY GERRALD:

thought, I'm gonna like this person and I like you.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I was very entertained.

TREY GERRALD:

What more can I ask for from a review as someone that spends

TREY GERRALD:

their life perousing reviews, perousing?

TREY GERRALD:

Perusing, perusing.

TREY GERRALD:

And someone who spent their life

TREY GERRALD:

getting aroused by good reviews.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I think that this is a winner.

TREY GERRALD:

You knocked it out of the park.

TREY GERRALD:

You put a lot of time and effort.

TREY GERRALD:

If anyone understands and appreciates that

TREY GERRALD:

time and effort, it's Trey and I.

TREY GERRALD:

So for the time and effort alone,

TREY GERRALD:

I had to make you a Review Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

Please come on the show and talk to us and tell us all

TREY GERRALD:

of your experiences with reviews.

TREY GERRALD:

I would, I would.

TREY GERRALD:

I would be very, I'd be verklempt, I'd cavale, I'd do all

TREY GERRALD:

the Yiddish things, please come on the show and Trey,

TREY GERRALD:

four and a half crowns from you.

TREY GERRALD:

Why did you hold out that half crown?

TREY GERRALD:

I just held out the half crown because

TREY GERRALD:

as Bridget says in the beginning, they were so excited,

TREY GERRALD:

they forgot to do the unboxing.

TREY GERRALD:

I feel like the unboxing would have been more of

TREY GERRALD:

the information component of the review.

TREY GERRALD:

You know, if we had pulled them out, we would

TREY GERRALD:

have seen how they were packaged, how fluffy they were.

TREY GERRALD:

Like what the apparatuses were on each other.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, I think that was the missing component, but

TREY GERRALD:

I get being so overly excited.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I make my Halloween costumes like months in

TREY GERRALD:

advance and I have to sit on the excitement.

TREY GERRALD:

So I get it.

TREY GERRALD:

Bridget, we love you on this show.

TREY GERRALD:

We invite you and please don't be upset that I didn't

TREY GERRALD:

make you a review queen because I think you almost,

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, it's, it's, it's like, you know, razor

CHELSEY DONN:

thin, it's a hairline,

CHELSEY DONN:

but also I made you a review queen.

CHELSEY DONN:

And so, By, like, American Idol rules, You're going to

CHELSEY DONN:

Hollywood, You're going to Hollywood,

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: Golden Ticket,

CHELSEY DONN:

CHELSEY DONN: Golden Ticket,

CHELSEY DONN:

You're going to Hollywood, Bridget,

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: Alright, That was so

CHELSEY DONN:

fun, Trey, Thank you for sharing that,

TREY GERRALD:

I love wigs, duh,

CHELSEY DONN:

I know you love wigs, I know you love

CHELSEY DONN:

dog wigs, and that was such a fun review, and I'm so

CHELSEY DONN:

glad, I gotta give Bridget a follow,

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, And, Chelsey, I need to know what you

TREY GERRALD:

love as much as I love wigs, so, we have reached the

TREY GERRALD:

most regal portion of today's show.

TREY GERRALD:

Chelsey, who are you inducting for?

CHELSEY DONN:

My Royal Highness,

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm so happy that you asked, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

I decided to get a little meta in honor of this

CHELSEY DONN:

transition that you and I are in.

CHELSEY DONN:

I wanted to induct, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, YouTube.

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, have we done it?

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know if we did it, but I'm going to do it again

CHELSEY DONN:

because YouTube is friggin fab.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm so excited that we are now a YouTube podcast.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like such a long time coming

CHELSEY DONN:

and I use YouTube all the time.

TREY GERRALD:

For

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: literally everything because I'm a visual

TREY GERRALD:

learner and I like to watch videos if I need to put together

TREY GERRALD:

a furniture piece, like if I, if I want to watch a review

TREY GERRALD:

about a product of food that I might consume, how to tie

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: a tie, if

CHELSEY DONN:

I want to know how to tie a tie, if I want to

CHELSEY DONN:

hear the latest hot gossip, I want to know what's going on

CHELSEY DONN:

with that, Hot case with Emily and you know, whatever, if

CHELSEY DONN:

there's things that I want to know, I like to receive it

CHELSEY DONN:

in a visual forum and YouTube gives me that opportunity.

CHELSEY DONN:

And that is so exciting.

CHELSEY DONN:

And I can't believe I haven't done it sooner, but I would

CHELSEY DONN:

like to induct YouTube, that's U Y O U tube T U B

CHELSEY DONN:

E as our official Royal Highness.

CHELSEY DONN:

And I'm even wearing my special jacket.

CHELSEY DONN:

So, you know

CHELSEY DONN:

that.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's official because I got the security.

CHELSEY DONN:

I love

CHELSEY DONN:

VOICEOVER: YouTube too.

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: I concur.

CHELSEY DONN:

Great induction.

CHELSEY DONN:

I love YouTube and it is about time.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right?

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, all the drag queen compilation.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, where would we be?

CHELSEY DONN:

Where would we be?

TREY GERRALD:

VHS tapes, I guess.

CHELSEY DONN:

And it would take, ugh, the time,

CHELSEY DONN:

you know, having to put band aids.

CHELSEY DONN:

Over the ends of it so that you could record again.

CHELSEY DONN:

Did you ever do that?

CHELSEY DONN:

I used to do that with my sister.

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: I have a band aid right now.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, there

CHELSEY DONN:

CHELSEY DONN: you go.

TREY GERRALD:

Great induction, Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: Thank you.

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, we did it, Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

That is another round on the

TREY GERRALD:

RUARQ Elastic Band Ferris Wheel.

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: Thank you for joining us today.

TREY GERRALD:

If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.

TREY GERRALD:

If you did not like what

TREY GERRALD:

you heard, please tell an enemy.

CHELSEY DONN:

On this week's After Show Pod, we are

CHELSEY DONN:

rating and reviewing a three star Amazon review for Avery

CHELSEY DONN:

Durable View, three ring binder, two inch slant

CHELSEY DONN:

rings, one white binder, one seven zero three two.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my God, I love binders.

TREY GERRALD:

Do you?

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, I love it.

TREY GERRALD:

I love

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: binders too.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay,

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: and it's a three

TREY GERRALD:

star, which we never get to do.

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: Curious.

TREY GERRALD:

I wonder why this was said.

TREY GERRALD:

What?

TREY GERRALD:

What?

TREY GERRALD:

I mean Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

What?

TREY GERRALD:

Wait, I'm really trying to follow the logic.

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: Oh, I wonder.

TREY GERRALD:

Hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm stroking my beard.

TREY GERRALD:

As I wonder, I'm going to implore us all to remember,

CHELSEY DONN:

Ignore the haters, you're a

TREY GERRALD:

queen!

TREY GERRALD:

Gender non specific queen.

TREY GERRALD:

That's right.

TREY GERRALD:

That's right.

TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

Oh my god, I love Avery.

TREY GERRALD:

The minute you said Avery, I knew exactly the brand.

TREY GERRALD:

I can see it in your mind.

TREY GERRALD:

I love.

TREY GERRALD:

I have an

CHELSEY DONN:

A to finder right here sitting next to me.

TREY GERRALD:

I love office supplies.

TREY GERRALD:

I love it.

TREY GERRALD:

I love it.

TREY GERRALD:

I love it.

TREY GERRALD:

I love it.

TREY GERRALD:

College ruled paper.

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: Love it.

TREY GERRALD:

Love it.

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: Wall protectors.

TREY GERRALD:

CHELSEY DONN: Love it.

TREY GERRALD:

Sheet protectors.

TREY GERRALD:

TREY GERRALD: All of it.

TREY GERRALD:

Do you

CHELSEY DONN:

know that they're making

CHELSEY DONN:

mechanical number two pencils now?

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: Weren't they always number two?

CHELSEY DONN:

No, like a number two pencil to take like

CHELSEY DONN:

the SATs, you had to get like a regular

CHELSEY DONN:

pencil and it was number two lead.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now they make a number two mechanical pencil.

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: Wow, it feels like

CHELSEY DONN:

they really took a long time to do

CHELSEY DONN:

that.

CHELSEY DONN:

Doesn't it?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, I guess you did have to, you couldn't

TREY GERRALD:

use a mechanical pencil on Scantron.

TREY GERRALD:

That was the

CHELSEY DONN:

whole thing, on a Scantron you could not use a

CHELSEY DONN:

mechanical pencil, but now you can.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

But would I take the risk?

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: We're, so I

CHELSEY DONN:

CHELSEY DONN: wouldn't do it on the SATs.

CHELSEY DONN:

I would like have to try it out on

CHELSEY DONN:

like a school test first on an A ct.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is a, on an A ct.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is assuming that I'm in high school.

CHELSEY DONN:

But yeah, let's, uh, if you wanna hear that review,

CHELSEY DONN:

you're gonna have to go, go on over to

CHELSEY DONN:

TREY GERRALD: review that.

CHELSEY DONN:

review.com/patreon.

CHELSEY DONN:

Levy Queens.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bye.

CHELSEY DONN:

See you

CHELSEY DONN:

there.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bye.

TREY GERRALD:

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A comedy podcast rating reviewing, and hilariously dissecting online reviews, uncovering the outrageous stories behind the stars.

About your hosts

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Trey Gerrald

Actor | Writer | Human-Person
Review Queen 👑
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Chelsey Donn

Actress | Comedian | Writer
Review Queen 👑