UA-198543153-1 193: Old Man Mask - 1 Star Review - Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

Episode 193

193: Old Man Mask - 1 Star Review

In this terrifying episode, Trey and Chelsey dive into a 1 Star review of a Halloween Grandpa Mask from Temu. With misleading images, bizarre claims, and a final product that looks more like “roadkill than realism,” this review has the Queens howling. Complete with multimedia content, Trey even tests the mask live on camera—proving that sometimes, you get what you pay for.

Episode Highlights:

  • (00:01:02) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey airs her frustration with Macy’s disappointing plus-size department and the struggle of finding fashionable clothing in-store.
  • (00:06:25) Review Breakdown: Trey presents Benjamin R’s scathing 1 Star review of Temu’s Halloween mask, complete with photos, a video, and a middle finger.
  • (00:20:41) The Verdict: Trey and Chelsey crown Benjamin R as a Review Queen, applauding the detailed critique and entertaining content.
  • (00:24:14) My Royal Highness: Chelsey celebrates the simple joy of feeling the wind through an open car window, likening it to freedom and connection.
  • (00:27:01) On This Week's After Show Pod: The Queens tackle a 1 Star review of the Infinite Classroom app—because the horrors don’t end with Halloween masks.

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Transcript
VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review,

TREY GERRALD:

Hello Well, hello and welcome to Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD:

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

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Review.

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That is Chelsey Donn.

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And that is Trey Gerrald.

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But just call us.

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The Review Queens.

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RQC

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Chelsey Goose.

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Yes.

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Would you like to?

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Ledge a complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

You know I would.

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All right.

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So real time complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

I was at Macy's earlier.

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I went to the plus size section.

TREY GERRALD:

I used to have a lot of luck at Macy's in the plus size section, but I've been very neglected.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, I don't know what's happening over there in Macy's.

TREY GERRALD:

Maybe the sales are not doing that well, but the plus size section, specifically plus size dresses, I Atrocious, unacceptable.

TREY GERRALD:

How did this happen?

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How did we get here?

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I've gotten so many cute dresses there, like dresses that I've worn to weddings and people have been like, Oh my God, you look so cute.

TREY GERRALD:

Where did you get that?

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And I was like, I got it at Macy's.

TREY GERRALD:

I have been a Macy's fan for a long time.

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I think they stuck by us.

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Plus size girlies.

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I really appreciated being able to go into a physical store that wasn't like Elaine Bryant where I could get Ralph Lauren or like regular brands clothes and I could try them on in the store and know whether or not I was going to like it.

TREY GERRALD:

That was not my experience today.

TREY GERRALD:

And then I understand it's not the salespeople's fault, but like, it was really pathetic.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, it was like, what happened to the dress section?

TREY GERRALD:

And they're like, Oh, it's, it's in that little corner over there.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, I'm like, Oh, like buy the regular dresses.

TREY GERRALD:

So everything is like mixed together.

TREY GERRALD:

Because like, now they're doing that, like extended sizes.

TREY GERRALD:

And they're like, no, no, no, like, it's not really mixed.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, it's kind of just over to the left, like, and it was this like one little rack.

TREY GERRALD:

And then there was a sales section and I was like, well, what about a sales section?

TREY GERRALD:

Like, is the sales section where it used to be where I could maybe find an address on the sales section in the plus size section?

TREY GERRALD:

I was like, no, actually all the sales stuff is mixed together, like from like extra small to 22 or whatever.

TREY GERRALD:

And so I was like, I asked them, I'm like, well, can you like look for me and see if you can find anything in my size over there?

TREY GERRALD:

And we like couldn't.

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And then I was like, I got to get out of here.

TREY GERRALD:

This is like.

TREY GERRALD:

Embarrassing, I'm sweating, I, I like, I, I need to leave and I'm just personally really Disappointed and upset that one of the places that I was like a tried and true for me is no longer.

TREY GERRALD:

I hear the complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

That seems like we're moving in the opposite direction, right?

TREY GERRALD:

Like it's 2025.

TREY GERRALD:

We're supposed

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to be moving towards inclusivity.

TREY GERRALD:

And I get it.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I think that part of the problem is not wanting to stock all these sizes, but at the same time, like, then get a better buyer, right?

TREY GERRALD:

Like, I don't need a million things.

TREY GERRALD:

But why is everything in the plus size section so matronly and disgusting?

TREY GERRALD:

Like no offense to people that are matronly, but like I'm not, like I'm still young, I'm still hip, I still got it, right?

TREY GERRALD:

Like I don't need to be looking like I'm a grandma, like literally the woman, you know, like the mother of the bride look for like people that are, or grandma of the bride look, that like people that are like, I've never worn a dress in my life wear, where it's like the like long sleeve, like she was like, do you want to wear this?

TREY GERRALD:

I literally looked at her, I was like, I'm not a hundred.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

No, I do not want to wear that.

TREY GERRALD:

So that's my complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

I think we could do better.

TREY GERRALD:

When I was there, I almost thought like, if one day I should have a lot of money or have someone that would want to invest a lot of money into me, I would really want to have like a plus size department store because we really want to try things on and we want different styles and different looks depending on, you know, What age demographic we're in and I think there should be more stores that cater to this and how nice would it be if there was like a department store?

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I was

TREY GERRALD:

gonna say, because I feel like there's a certain entertainer that I follow who's plus size and they talk a lot about their love of shopping and a lot of it has been relegated to online shopping, but that's not fair because you can't try anything on and if you buy a bunch of stuff to try it on and then return it, it's like then you're being inconvenienced and that's discrimination.

TREY GERRALD:

Or sometimes I

TREY GERRALD:

won't return it just because I'm like, I don't want to deal with that.

TREY GERRALD:

I hear that.

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And then I have stuff

TREY GERRALD:

that I don't even want to end up giving it away.

TREY GERRALD:

So anyway.

TREY GERRALD:

Long winded complaint, but that's my complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

It comes from the heart and also if you're listening and you have some suggestions for me about where to get cute plus size clothing that's Not, no offense to them, but like, you know, outside of the, like, Lane Bryant, Torrid, no offense, like they've been there for me, but something a little bit more mainstream, please let me know.

TREY GERRALD:

Heard that.

TREY GERRALD:

Signed her a DMs.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, should we do it?

TREY GERRALD:

Should we jump into an online review, Chelsey?

TREY GERRALD:

I

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would

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love it.

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Let's do it.

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But before we do.

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Hey you, right now watching, if you are loving the show, please just hit that little subscribe button, give us a like if you're having fun, hit the notification bell so you never miss an upload, drop a comment below, let us know what made you laugh, what, where should Chelsey shop, uh, what made you gasp, what, what it makes you cringe the most, tell us all of the things.

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, we love hearing your thoughts, I need to hear your thoughts, please, hello, I need to know I'm not speaking into the void.

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Right in.

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It's totally free.

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It really helps us grow and keeps the reviews coming your way.

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So go ahead.

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Do it.

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We'll wait.

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And as we wait

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Let's

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jump into the review.

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Let's do it.

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Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD:

As your trusty review queens, we bring in internet reviews that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you a review, we break it down, and then we rate the impact of that review together on a scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's a really regal process that we like to call

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Assess That Kvetch.

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That's right.

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And Trey, it is your turn this week.

TREY GERRALD:

What?

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I'm dying.

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I'm dying to know.

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What have you brought in for us?

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, today, this is gonna be a little interesting.

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It's very multimedia.

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So I could not have done this before we had entered the video landscape.

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So I will implore you, if you are one of our solid backbone listeners who really like to enjoy this only as audio, I would implore you to implore you pop over to Spotify pop over to YouTube because we have a plethora of visuals today.

TREY GERRALD:

So you're going to want to see what the rock is cooking.

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All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Today, Chelsey, yeah, you and I are going to be rating and reviewing a one star, speaking of shopping, Teemu review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

With a video, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

So you and I are going to be rating and reviewing Benjamin R's One Star Team Review for Halloween Face Mask, Old Grandpa Shaped Latex Headgear with Wig Cosplay Tools for Party Carnival.

CHELSEY DONN:

Super.

CHELSEY DONN:

I cannot believe how realistic this looks.

CHELSEY DONN:

It actually is like very creepy you guys.

TREY GERRALD:

So this is really scary.

TREY GERRALD:

There's a whole culture of this.

TREY GERRALD:

There's a whole sub division, there's tons of YouTube, there's tons of Instagram people that make these like.

TREY GERRALD:

Quote unquote realistic AI masks that like are terrifying.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, oh my God,

TREY GERRALD:

Royal Squad.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

What do you think of this?

TREY GERRALD:

If you're watching, this looks so real.

TREY GERRALD:

This is creepy as all hell.

TREY GERRALD:

Do you think that this?

TREY GERRALD:

Well, we're gonna about to find out, but this can't be the actual thing.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm telling you.

TREY GERRALD:

This is a real old man's face.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so here is Benjamin R'S one Star Team Review.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, it does denote that it's purchased.

TREY GERRALD:

Flesh, I guess that's where like the color would say, so flesh.

TREY GERRALD:

If I could leave less than a star, I would.

TREY GERRALD:

This is absolutely crap.

TREY GERRALD:

This is worse than trash.

TREY GERRALD:

I should know better than to trust the pics and videos associated with this listing.

TREY GERRALD:

This is not even close to resembling anything above.

TREY GERRALD:

Shipping was extremely slow for ordering trash.

TREY GERRALD:

Even my trash guy comes faster than this.

TREY GERRALD:

Dot dot dot IDK even know what this is.

TREY GERRALD:

It's gross.

TREY GERRALD:

It looks like something someone wears when they go commit atrocities and want to have no facial resemblance.

TREY GERRALD:

I was hoping to get the mask in the photos to do a funny video, but what I got was little Timmy's third grade oversized Halloween mask.

TREY GERRALD:

That he doesn't wear anymore and it replaces his crusty sock.

TREY GERRALD:

I would have rather spent this money on a cheap half working flashlight on the SAP dot a dot, because then I know I have a few uses before it breaks.

TREY GERRALD:

So two people have found this helpful.

TREY GERRALD:

And.

TREY GERRALD:

Uh, Benjamin has done us a big solid.

TREY GERRALD:

They've uploaded this image of them wearing the mask that they received, and they also uploaded a video.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, wow.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

What do you think of this photo, Chelsey, of Benjamin wearing the mask?

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, my God.

TREY GERRALD:

It literally looks like, it's, first of all, it's terrifying.

TREY GERRALD:

Second of all, Benjamin is giving us the middle finger, um, in the mirror while they're wearing this mask.

TREY GERRALD:

It, it does sort of like, almost resemble, I mean it's hideous, but, almost resemble like when you wear a stocking over your face, if you were gonna like do a bank robbery and you were gonna like put a stocking over your face, like a clear, it's, it's horrible, it looks like the face is like, melting, the eye holes are not the same size, is that even a nose, like, it, it's, it looks like.

TREY GERRALD:

You know what, if you're on our Patreon and you watch Trey and I, like, try on the veneers,

TREY GERRALD:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

This is like, if somebody put this plastic into what we, like, a veneers mold, this is what came out.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, it's like not, it's not fully baked.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

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That's our first video episode.

TREY GERRALD:

So you guys can go back if you haven't seen it.

TREY GERRALD:

So now we're going to play before we actually write and review the second component of Benjamin R who has uploaded this video.

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In the absolute shinshu shit is this.

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This is not what I ordered.

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This is absolutely not what I ordered.

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Oh my God.

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That's obnoxious.

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That's an obnoxious amount of sounds.

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Okay.

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That's a lot.

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That was a

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mistake.

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Oh my god.

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This

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looks more like I skinned like a freaking dead raccoon.

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Horrible.

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What the hell?

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That is a dead raccoon.

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That is bad guys.

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This is why I can't, this is why I have trust issues.

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I can't trust anybody.

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Look at this first image, Trey.

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It's like clearly a stock image of an old man that they somehow like, I don't even know how they did that.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

They photoshopped.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Now Chelsey, you started to say earlier, there are 10 images for this product, right?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

So then once you get to like, once you get to image

TREY GERRALD:

four, it's like, is that really the guy?

TREY GERRALD:

Like image four looks like.

TREY GERRALD:

He's not even wearing a mask.

TREY GERRALD:

Like that's really him.

TREY GERRALD:

I know.

TREY GERRALD:

And these do exist.

TREY GERRALD:

So like, just so you know, in full transparency, when I found this review, this product was listed as 13.

TREY GERRALD:

27.

TREY GERRALD:

Now you can actually buy what I believe this product's first image is.

TREY GERRALD:

Those are claiming to me?

TREY GERRALD:

They're like 1, 692.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, this looks

TREY GERRALD:

like SNL level.

TREY GERRALD:

You know what I mean?

TREY GERRALD:

That is what you

TREY GERRALD:

do for movies.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Like this is like very high quality.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

I guess maybe the, I don't know if it is him or not him on the fourth picture, but the fourth picture looks like very realistic.

TREY GERRALD:

It's somebody wearing it.

TREY GERRALD:

And it's like scary.

TREY GERRALD:

Like it looks like an old man, like standing out in his backyard or something like that.

TREY GERRALD:

Then we get to the big photo still.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Then you get to the sixth photo and it's a totally different map.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like not even in the same, it's laughable and strange.

TREY GERRALD:

This is definitely more similar to what Benjamin showed us in their video and what he received.

TREY GERRALD:

I think it's still better quality than what Benjamin received, which is saying something, but it's a different mask.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, how did they get away with this?

TREY GERRALD:

Well, that's my question because it's listed as it's the sixth image is this sudden new picture, this new mask.

TREY GERRALD:

It's crazy.

TREY GERRALD:

So it's in there.

TREY GERRALD:

It's just bizarre.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

So, all right.

TREY GERRALD:

I, I want to like, start here by saying, I'm gonna

TREY GERRALD:

have nightmares about this, Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

This is very

TREY GERRALD:

scary.

TREY GERRALD:

It is very scary.

TREY GERRALD:

Terrifying.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, so they use masks like this on the TV show, Pretty Little Liars.

TREY GERRALD:

So I was like, very intrigued to my PLL army.

TREY GERRALD:

But, um, all right.

TREY GERRALD:

I think that I just want to start by saying, I think Benjamin R is a total review queen here because They really do their due diligence.

TREY GERRALD:

They include an image.

TREY GERRALD:

They include a video.

TREY GERRALD:

And they're not rehashing what they wrote.

TREY GERRALD:

In the video, it's new content.

TREY GERRALD:

Now, I would say they, maybe Benjamin could, um, use a video editor, perhaps, like just to trim some of the loud, crunkly noises.

TREY GERRALD:

That was

TREY GERRALD:

obnoxious.

TREY GERRALD:

But how hardcore can I relate?

TREY GERRALD:

You're, you're holding your phone, you're recording and you're trying to do something that requires two hands.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, that's so funny.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, and also what in the shinshu shit is this is a hilarious phrase that is going to live with me forever.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, it's pretty valuable here.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, I think this is dripping in value, dripping in

TREY GERRALD:

value.

TREY GERRALD:

But, but honestly, like even the shadiness of it all is like, yeah, like you deserve to be shaded.

TREY GERRALD:

If you are going to misrepresent a product to this review

CHELSEY DONN:

degree.

CHELSEY DONN:

Also, by the way, I don't know how they list the images on Timu.

CHELSEY DONN:

But like it is deep into the, there's like five images that make this look like this is amazing.

CHELSEY DONN:

So I can see a lot of people being like, Oh my God, this looks great.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God, this is amazing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like you could literally, you're verified by your interpretation multiple times.

CHELSEY DONN:

And I could see you just being like, okay, I'm going to purchase this without continually sliding through.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like it is shady on Timu's part.

CHELSEY DONN:

There are, they're burying the lead.

TREY GERRALD:

They literally actually, because you can see the page numbers, but they, out of 10 images, the 10th image is once again, the really high quality mask.

TREY GERRALD:

So even if you were to scroll the wrong way, like they are bookending with like the scam, with the fake.

TREY GERRALD:

So shady, but they do include the real.

TREY GERRALD:

So that's so confusing to me.

TREY GERRALD:

It's almost like they include it because.

TREY GERRALD:

They have to be like,

TREY GERRALD:

not lawful or like, I don't know, like actually illegal for them to just, you know, maybe it's like a loophole where they can be like, look, we did, you know, put the real image, but like, but even the real image, which is like sad to say is like the, like, McDonald's staged burger, where it's actually like, like paint and whatever, but like, they're just having, like, it's that version of this mask, which is saying something because it's terrible, but the mask that Benjamin receives.

TREY GERRALD:

Is like the mask in Mrs.

TREY GERRALD:

Doubtfire after it gets run over by the truck.

TREY GERRALD:

Correct.

TREY GERRALD:

You're right.

TREY GERRALD:

That's right.

TREY GERRALD:

Now, it's not a good look.

TREY GERRALD:

So Benjamin calls it trash.

TREY GERRALD:

It says even the shipping took forever, which is like part of Team Moo.

TREY GERRALD:

And also,

TREY GERRALD:

can you imagine waiting that long?

TREY GERRALD:

And

TREY GERRALD:

then you get

TREY GERRALD:

that.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I would be flicking off the camera too.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't

TREY GERRALD:

understand the whole thing about Timmy's third grade mask that like replaces his crusty sock.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, I don't

TREY GERRALD:

know, that's why I

TREY GERRALD:

was like, is that like what I think it means?

TREY GERRALD:

You're not going to jerk off into this mask.

TREY GERRALD:

It's

TREY GERRALD:

terrifying.

TREY GERRALD:

Also, are people jerking off in third grade?

TREY GERRALD:

I don't want to talk about it.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't

TREY GERRALD:

want to talk about

TREY GERRALD:

it.

TREY GERRALD:

Um,

TREY GERRALD:

but okay.

TREY GERRALD:

So

TREY GERRALD:

is this truthful or shady?

TREY GERRALD:

It's shady, but I think that like it's truthfully shady.

TREY GERRALD:

And I think it's drawing attention.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, Don't be fooled by these photos.

TREY GERRALD:

If you want this 1, 000 mask, believe me, this Teemu one for 13 is nowhere near.

TREY GERRALD:

And this is the problem with Teemu in general, and we know this, I'm not saying anything that we don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

But like, it is upsetting, because they do pull at your heartstrings.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, a lot of these Teemu products look really good.

TREY GERRALD:

Correct.

TREY GERRALD:

And you're like, oh my god, this is the solution to my organization nightmare.

TREY GERRALD:

Correct.

TREY GERRALD:

This is the solution to my Whatever it is, like, they really make it seem like their product is better than any of the other products.

TREY GERRALD:

And of course, it's like a fraction of the cost.

TREY GERRALD:

Correct.

TREY GERRALD:

So, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

So, I mean, I can feel Benjamin's middle finger in the air.

TREY GERRALD:

It makes sense to me.

TREY GERRALD:

There were a couple of grammar issues, a little bit of spelling here and there, but overall it felt like Benjamin's vibe.

TREY GERRALD:

I imagine this is exceedingly typical And like a very common experience.

TREY GERRALD:

I think people are going to be duped and they're counting on that.

TREY GERRALD:

I totally agree.

TREY GERRALD:

I was obviously humored by the video and the whole like, Oh my God, the flip, the flip of it all, the drama, the length, like it was good.

TREY GERRALD:

I, Benjamin gave me a good laugh and ultimately the impact, Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

I, I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

I think I would have to crown it before I can talk about that.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

So we'll, we'll, we'll break into the crown and we'll talk about the impact then.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's do it.

TREY GERRALD:

So, Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD:

Now, in an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

TREY GERRALD:

The queens are tabulating.

TREY GERRALD:

Time

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for school.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, did it too.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, we made Benjamin a double review queen.

TREY GERRALD:

I know Trey mentioned it before.

TREY GERRALD:

I feel like we've been a little review queen happy since we've done the YouTube show.

TREY GERRALD:

But also, I think Trey and I are just like pulling out the good reviews for you guys.

TREY GERRALD:

I think Benjamin's a review queen because they hit all the right notes, right?

TREY GERRALD:

Like, if I wasn't believing them in any regard, not only did I get like, photos, I also got video evidence, what more do I need?

TREY GERRALD:

I felt emotion coming off Benjamin, I know they really wanted this product and they waited for it, And because they really made me feel something, and because there's no way in H E double hockey sticks, I am going to buy this mask, or even, frankly, trust Timu moving forward, I think that's a huge impact, and for that reason, I had to make Benjamin a Review Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

Why did you go all the way for Benjamin and make him, or them, a Review Queen?

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I said it before, they include a video, they include a photo, they spell out the disappointment, they talk about the shipping issues.

TREY GERRALD:

I think Benjamin slayed it and it had an impact on me, although I did buy it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Stop it, Trey!

CHELSEY DONN:

You did not!

CHELSEY DONN:

Stop!

CHELSEY DONN:

Stop!

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my god.

TREY GERRALD:

I've been sitting on this mask for a while.

CHELSEY DONN:

Stop it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my god,

TREY GERRALD:

I'm gonna die.

TREY GERRALD:

Look at how it is creased.

TREY GERRALD:

Hey, that is horrible.

TREY GERRALD:

It is creased within an inch of its life.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my god, Trey's about to put this on.

TREY GERRALD:

I cannot even handle it right now.

TREY GERRALD:

You guys, if you're listening to this.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh,

CHELSEY DONN:

it's so scary.

CHELSEY DONN:

Subs

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by www.

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uk Okay, oh wow.

CHELSEY DONN:

So this is not

TREY GERRALD:

real hair.

TREY GERRALD:

That is not real hair.

TREY GERRALD:

The, the eye holes don't really line up exactly.

TREY GERRALD:

What happened to the mouth?

TREY GERRALD:

Is there no mouth?

TREY GERRALD:

No, can you hear me?

TREY GERRALD:

I can hear you.

TREY GERRALD:

You're obviously muffled.

TREY GERRALD:

Trey's entire mouth is covered.

TREY GERRALD:

There's no, like, mouth hole.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, yeah, tuck, he's tucking in.

TREY GERRALD:

You The neck, so we can get a better, okay, all right.

TREY GERRALD:

Honestly, I think it looks better on Trey than it does in like Benjamin's video.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't know if it's just cause like Trey knows how to rock it.

TREY GERRALD:

It's terrifying.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

This, yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

If you put on glasses, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

You know what?

TREY GERRALD:

It's better.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my God.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm dying.

TREY GERRALD:

You guys actually amazing.

TREY GERRALD:

When you add the glasses.

TREY GERRALD:

It really does something to the entire look, I'm not gonna lie, But, the hair is like, literally yellow, oh my god, Trey, Okay, Trey, you know what?

TREY GERRALD:

I think if you were really far away, Like if you were further from camera, I might,

TREY GERRALD:

I, I don't want this to sound, wow, Okay, I sort of believe it, if you like, cover your mouth like that, Cover your nostrils.

TREY GERRALD:

You definitely look like a different person.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm not gonna lie.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm terrified.

TREY GERRALD:

I feel like Michael Jackson.

TREY GERRALD:

It's hard to breathe, I'll be

TREY GERRALD:

honest.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, I was gonna say, how's the breathing in there?

TREY GERRALD:

It's

TREY GERRALD:

really hard to breathe.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, all you have is these two tiny holes that don't even seem to go lined up correctly for your nostrils.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, Alright, I will, yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

I do, I have to ask, because we have reached the most regal portion of our show.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my god, Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

Who are you inducting today for?

TREY GERRALD:

My Royal Highness.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my god, Trey, I can't take you seriously right now.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, so, I am also going to induct a feeling because we've been doing that lately and I was driving home from work the other day and I had my windows down and I just decided to put my hand out.

TREY GERRALD:

And like feel the air and it was just such an amazing feeling.

TREY GERRALD:

There's something about being able to like literally just like grasp the air in your hand while you're driving that is so satisfying and so visceral and feels so lovely.

TREY GERRALD:

And I don't think you get that feeling from anything else.

TREY GERRALD:

And for me, it's also sort of a spiritual experience because It's like, we know the air is there, but we don't always get to feel it like that.

TREY GERRALD:

And so there's something about feeling the invisible that is very titillating to me.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, and so that was why I wanted to induct that feeling of your arm safely, guys, safely out the car window, just catching the air.

TREY GERRALD:

It must be how a dog feels when they stick their head out a window.

TREY GERRALD:

It's a wonderful feeling.

TREY GERRALD:

So I'm inducting that as my Royal Highness.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like just.

TREY GERRALD:

Embracing all that exist in the world.

TREY GERRALD:

Right?

TREY GERRALD:

Doesn't it feel like I got the whole world in my hand.

TREY GERRALD:

Trey, this is so scary.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm not going to lie.

TREY GERRALD:

It's

TREY GERRALD:

like, um, it's like when you're a kid, it makes me think of like sticking my head out the window, like as a little kid.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

It's just like, and just like having that like brush of air against your face.

TREY GERRALD:

The problem with Trey when he wears costumes, I mean, is it a problem?

TREY GERRALD:

I don't know if it's a problem, but he just gets very into himself and the way that he looks.

TREY GERRALD:

He can't stop staring at himself.

TREY GERRALD:

I can't stop staring at him.

TREY GERRALD:

I couldn't possibly look away.

TREY GERRALD:

I think Trey has the right idea, like, he's, he's tucked it in, he has a hat on, he has glasses on, I think if you were a little further away from camera, I could see how this could work, and, oh my god, Trey, And how much was this product?

TREY GERRALD:

Remind me.

TREY GERRALD:

A whopping 13.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, so I feel like for 13, you could wear this for Halloween.

TREY GERRALD:

And it would definitely scare some people.

TREY GERRALD:

Scares me.

TREY GERRALD:

And you

TREY GERRALD:

could wear this if you wanted to rob a bank, like, they're gonna know something's up.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, yeah, you could wear this if you wanted to rob a bank, I guess.

TREY GERRALD:

Subscribe There's something about the I's, though, that's particularly, Oh my god, Trey's glasses just fogged up.

TREY GERRALD:

That's another end of the R

TREY GERRALD:

U A R Q Ferris Wheel of,

TREY GERRALD:

Look at my face,

TREY GERRALD:

isn't it neat?

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my god.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you for joining us today.

TREY GERRALD:

If you like what you heard or saw, please tell a friend.

TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

On this week's After Show Pod, we are rating and reviewing a one star review from the App Store for the app Infinite Classroom.

TREY GERRALD:

Hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

Hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

I wonder why this was said.

TREY GERRALD:

If I was actually, oh my god, Trey is making out with a mask.

TREY GERRALD:

God, Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

God, Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

Get a room.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, maybe I should put it in drag.

TREY GERRALD:

That would be funny.

TREY GERRALD:

That would be funny.

TREY GERRALD:

You can drag him up.

TREY GERRALD:

He does have kind of like nice cheekbones.

TREY GERRALD:

Are you pulling in the cheekbones?

TREY GERRALD:

That's, this is, this is like, it's,

TREY GERRALD:

it's not right.

TREY GERRALD:

It's not right.

TREY GERRALD:

Me too.

TREY GERRALD:

I wonder.

TREY GERRALD:

Ignore the haters.

TREY GERRALD:

You're a queen, even with that fakakta mask on.

TREY GERRALD:

Gender nonspecific, even with the Focaccia mask on, Queen!

TREY GERRALD:

That's

TREY GERRALD:

right, bye!

TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

Oh my God.

TREY GERRALD:

Tra it's you under there.

TREY GERRALD:

God, I'd forgotten that you were here.

TREY GERRALD:

I thought you were gone.

TREY GERRALD:

I thought I lost you.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm the baby, gotta love

TREY GERRALD:

me, Big purple eyes and really cuddly.

TREY GERRALD:

I gotta admit, I like the regular face a lot better.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you, me too.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my goodness, that was scary.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, Queens, tune in on Friday if you're a member of Patreon or all the things, and we'll see you over there.

TREY GERRALD:

I may try out this wig on, I may try this mask on with a wig.

TREY GERRALD:

We'll see how believable that

TREY GERRALD:

becomes.

TREY GERRALD:

I know, I think you really gotta work with this mask to make it work and Trey's, Trey's the one to work it.

TREY GERRALD:

It could use some contouring, I think.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, if you could make this work.

TREY GERRALD:

I would love you

TREY GERRALD:

guys.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, that'd be great.

TREY GERRALD:

Bye.

TREY GERRALD:

Bye.

TREY GERRALD:

See you next week.

TREY GERRALD:

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