192: SKIMS Micro Bikini - TikTok Review

VOICEOVER: 00:00:01

Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

TREY GERRALD: 00:00:31

Hello, hello, and welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

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reviews.

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That is Chelsey Donn.

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And that is Trey Gerald.

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But why don't you just call us the Review Queens.

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That's

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right.

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But first, Trey, We have something very important to do.

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Would you like to?

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Glad you complaint.

TREY GERRALD: 00:01:02

Why, yes, I would.

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Alright, I today need to talk about this phenomenon that has bothered me since I was a young kid.

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And that is why does having your back scratched feel so good, but you can't do it on your own?

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Why is self back scratching such a disappointment and a letdown?

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I hate it.

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My mom used to when I was a little kid, she would scratch my back with her really long nails as I was going to sleep.

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And so like, I love that sensation.

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It's very comforting to me.

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And I can't do it to myself, obviously.

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And I'm married to a man who like doesn't have long nails.

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So, like, and he, like, his wrist gets too tired too quickly and he can't do it.

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So, so I can't do it myself.

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And then if you get a back scratcher, like, something about, like, the movement of, like, having to do your elbow, like, really messes up the sensation, too.

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That just reminded me of the shake weight.

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Um, like, it, it, it doesn't work.

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And, like, even, like, massage chairs.

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I mean, that's different.

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That's a massage, not a scratch.

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But, like, Even like a massage chair or an apparatus doesn't feel the same as human hands.

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Like, I keep seeing all of these like TikToks for like these, um, like massage, like bed things where it's like robots that are doing it's like eliminating humans.

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But like, to me, I'm like, that can't feel good.

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Like, I guess the Theraguns are a whole thing, but it doesn't matter.

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Back to backscratching.

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Why does a backscratcher not compete with fingernails?

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I hate it.

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I hate that I can't just self stimulate the sensation.

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I'm dependent on The kindness of a stranger, preferably not a stranger, Can you imagine just

CHELSEY DONN: 00:02:48

going up to a stranger and, Scratch me, I'm so sorry, Will you scratch me?,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:02:52

I have needs, Um, emotional needs, And they include you scratching my back, Is that weird?, Have you

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ever, Have you ever encountered this situation?, Do you know what I'm talking about?,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:03:02

Oh, for sure.

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I mean, I think the reason that the backscratcher doesn't work as well as like a human hand doing it is the same reason why one of those fans that you have to like shake it yourself is not as good as an automatic fan because I got to do the work.

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So I'm like exerting energy trying to fan myself.

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I'm getting all heated.

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I'm all like hot and bothered and itchy.

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It's sort of similar.

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And then I got to get more hot and bothered With the backscratcher, I mean, it's better than nothing, and I definitely have one, and I've been there and needed it, but it's not the same, like, comforting feeling, you know?

TREY GERRALD: 00:03:39

No, it's definitely like a second rate solution.

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I don't know what the first rate would be, like, killing people and then, like, using their hands.

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Using their

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hands?

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Disgusting.

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Um, anyway.

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Oh my god.

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That's the complaint I need to lodge.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:03:52

Train the dogs to scratch your back?

TREY GERRALD: 00:03:57

Oh, oh, that's never occurred to me.

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Maybe I should do that.

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Is there, are there any dog trainers out there that have any tips?

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Because I would be interested.

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I think that,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:04:08

yeah, I would like to train Goldie to scratch my back.

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Is that inhumane though?

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Is that like,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:04:12

I mean, maybe they would get some joy out of it or I don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:04:15

We can feed them treats as payment.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:04:18

Yeah.

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I mean, there's some, We can scratch their back, I scratch your back, you scratch mine, you know what I mean?

TREY GERRALD: 00:04:23

There's a saying there, I think I know.

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Yeah, I think so.

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All right, that's my complaint, we're adding it to the ledger.

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Absolutely.

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Well, I feel better, thank you for that opportunity.

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Of course.

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Chelsey, would you like to jump into an online review?

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I

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would love to, let's do it.

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I did some faces for you.

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It's totally free, obviously, and it really helps us grow and keeps the reviews coming your way.

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Speaking of, let's do it.

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Review That Review.

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As your trusty review queens, we bring in internet reviews that we feel need to be inspected.

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We take a review, we break it down, and then we rate the impact of that review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's a really regal process that we call,

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Assess That

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Kvetch.

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And Chelsey, I must know, what have you secured for us today?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:05:42

Okay, well, I've been spending a little time on TikTok because, you know, trying to get with the, keep up with the Joneses or whatever, keep modern.

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And I found this review that I found hilarious, about a Skims

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like

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fits everybody kind of string bikini.

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Let's take a look at this first video.

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It's going to give us a little bit of context.

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So let's check it out.

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So if you've been eyeing the Skims micro bikini and wondering about the size, These are tortilla chips for a scale.

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Holy small.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So this is from a beauty influencer or a beauty engineer, it says, and it's just a nine second video here for all you listeners that says, if you've been curious about the size of this bikini, they've literally put like Dorito, Tostitos.

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They're tortilla

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chips from Trader Joe's.

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Oh my god, that's how big the cover, the material is, they're tortilla chips,

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like each boob and like the covering of the, the vajay area is one tortilla chip,

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tiny,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:06:59

tiny, okay, so with that info in mind, let's, let's go on to this review, holy cow, so this is a TikTok review by Terry, Terry does a lot of different TikTok reviews, They call them per chases, so they make a different per chase, and then they review them for their TikTok viewers.

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I saw this one like IRL and got a real kick out of it, so I hope you guys enjoy it.

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Alright, and this has 5.

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1 million likes.

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Yeah, no pressure.

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And

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1.

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3 million shares.

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All right, people are really sharing this.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Okay.

Terri: 00:07:44

I've done it.

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I've purchased

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the Tortilla.

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Set.

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My own money and did you know it comes in a 4x it doesn't look like it's gonna it's gonna cover one lip.

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I Just want to remind you guys this is a part of the skims fits everybody line

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Contrary to belief, I am wearing the bottoms!

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Oh, wow!

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Kim, this is for everybody!

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Hello!

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Oh,

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free the nipple!

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So

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Terry, round of applause for Terry.

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Terry always does this run test when they're trying on like lingerie type things to see, I guess if they were running away from a zombie apocalypse or something, if the garment would hold up.

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So at the end there, what you might not have seen if you're listening is that Terry starts doing a really rapid.

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In place running.

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I would say like a drill sergeant run, not a Baywatch run, Yeah, which I appreciate, I think you can learn more from the drill sergeant march than you can from Baywatch,

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Yeah, and needless to say, it did not survive the run test.,

TREY GERRALD: 00:09:32

Okay.

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First of all, Terry, I'm obsessed with you.

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Yes.

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Follow Terry on TikTok.

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They're at T E R T A A Y.

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Um, I'm obsessed with the usage of purchased.

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That's so funny to me.

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Isn't that

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cute that it's like their thing?

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Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:09:50

Um, yeah.

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So at first I was sort of like, Oh no, like, no, I need you to be like actually naked for this.

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Because they're wearing like a sports bra and like a sports shorts.

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Yeah, they're wearing

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like a crop top and like biker shorts or something like that.

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So I was thinking like, no, come on.

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But now I see, especially with this marching test, you wouldn't be able to post it.

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It would be too explicit because Yeah.

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Free the nipple, as I said, really occurs here.

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I'm obsessed with Terry's body positivity here and how you like, literally, she calls out like, You know, contrary to popular belief, I am wearing the bottoms because you can't see it because it hides under Terry's body.

TREY GERRALD: 00:10:39

That's how petite, like, non existent this fabric is.

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Yes.

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Even without the Drill Sergeant marching, I, like, I think that, I think your boobs would fall out.

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Like, I'm sensing this whole theory here that, like, Cam Kardashian scams is like.

TREY GERRALD: 00:11:00

You know, to a specific body type that the Kardashians look like, but in order to be, you know, in 2024 land, you have to sort of be inclusive for all bodies, but like, there's no support.

TREY GERRALD: 00:11:13

It's literally elastic with a tortilla chip size triangle of fabric.

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So if you actually have breasts, if you don't have a, a cup, there's no job

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that's holding your boobs up.

TREY GERRALD: 00:11:28

Right.

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Right.

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Very good point.

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Right.

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Like,

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and also like, it's just one of those examples yet again, and I've been here many a time where you see the size, you're like, you know, I see Terry, Terry and I are not so different size wise, I would buy the 4X and think, like, I'm good, like, I don't even need the 4X, I'm buying the 4X because, like, I'm gonna give myself a little extra wiggle room here, and that is not a 4X,

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no, I

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mean, on

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whom,

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on

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whoopsed, at 29 seconds into the video, before Terry turns around, we get to see, like, the back of the g string,

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and I,

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I didn't realize that, Terry's probably very smart and is returning this product, uh, but they don't, they don't take the tag out, but I didn't realize that that's the tag, so like, at the little, like, triangle point, like, of the butt, like, you see the tag dangling, and I thought, That would be so uncomfortable, but now I see it's actually the tag.

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Um, I mean, I love Terry, I'm obsessed, I, I find this to be outrageously valuable, I don't know that it's unique, I think it, I think it's like, important information, because the majority, of people in the world do not have these Hollywood standards of beauty.

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So it like this is the problem with like fashion and all of this is that you don't get representation.

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There's a lot of like, I know Fashion Nova, like a lot of brands now will have plus size models, but like a real life application.

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I mean, that's why these TikTok reviews are like really seeping in value because you cannot lie.

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You can't lie.

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Like, you're seeing it with your own eyes.

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Especially with this marching run test.

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I mean, hilarious.

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Hilarious.

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And also just like, again, it's not like Terry just went on a whim and bought this product.

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They are marketing this as a fits every body.

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Body.

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That is how they're marketing this product.

TREY GERRALD: 00:13:44

I mean, it fits.

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I just don't know that like, You might as well wear this at a nude beach.

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Right.

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Because you're basically nude.

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You're not getting any more coverage.

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No,

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those, no, those nipples are going to be out.

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And I'm just also thinking, like, God forbid the bottom, you know, um, like

CHELSEY DONN: 00:14:08

the bottom is coming off like that when she was like, contrary to popular belief, I'm wearing the bottoms and she lifted it up like that would be full vag exposure.

TREY GERRALD: 00:14:16

Oh, my God.

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Yeah, the string would be.

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It makes me think of like Vegas, like it makes me think of like, this is what Vegas showgirls are like wearing, like underneath, like the feather boas and shit like, right?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:14:31

Right, like you have to be wearing something that's so narrow to, you know, to keep it from showing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:14:38

I mean, obviously, like, when we look at these, like, video reviews, like, the truth is in the pudding.

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I don't think it's shady.

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I think, I think it's cautionary.

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Like, I, especially to the point of the marketing here, like, Terry's like, okay, I don't think that's shady.

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I think you're taking the claim and you're putting it on your real human body and the proof is there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:03

Right.

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Which is super valuable and I think you can't help but be truthful because we literally see Terri rip open the packaging with her teeth.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:13

Yes, I love that.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:15:16

Spit out the plastic and put it on.

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So it's not like this is manipulated in any way.

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It's very clear.

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We bought the product, we received the product, we opened the product, we tried it on and this is what it looks like.

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And there's so much value there because I've done this many a time where I bought, I bought quote unquote shapewear and these type of things, gotten a bigger size than I even thought I needed.

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And then I'm like, this is crazy.

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This is not even come close to fitting.

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So, so These kind of videos are extremely valuable.

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Um, common?

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I mean, I would imagine.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:57

I mean, I think that when you look at the statistics of America, which like, you know, I was going to save this for my crowning, but like, I feel very, um, moved is maybe too hard of a word, but like, I really appreciate Terry's.

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Ability to be comical in this because I have issues with my body, you know, it's like to put yourself out there like this and be laughing about it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:26

It's

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really like inspiring in a way.

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Like I'm, I feel moved by that.

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And the fact that she's laughing, like, she's like, come on, like makes it feel like the point is really delivered, but it doesn't feel like luxury.

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It doesn't feel like.

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She's trying to take me down.

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It doesn't feel right.

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And to me, I feel like the majority of American bodies look more like Terry than they do a Kardashian, which has been made by under scaffolds and all of this, that it is sort of like, yeah, I feel like this is probably typical and common, especially if you're making a 4X size.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:04

This is what a 4X looks like in practice.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:07

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:08

Yeah, and again, they're buying the 4X, so if you're a large buying the large, if you're a medium buying the medium, I would imagine you're probably going to have the same problem.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:20

Yes.

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Even

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the girl in the first video, who, as far as I'm concerned, you know, was very stereotypically thin.

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I don't know.

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I don't, I don't want to be like judgmental of anybody, but like, just seem to have a

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narrow frame.

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Um, they were like, this is ridiculous.

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It's, it's for a tortilla chip.

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It's not for a human body.

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So I think even if you weren't plus size and you were buying this in your whatever your normal size is, you would probably still have this experience.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:55

I mean, I think that that's the biggest value here is like, regardless of the size you you order, there's literally no support.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:03

And you would be very conscious, even if you were an A cup, and you had like, Two pounds on your body, like you would be conscious that like one quick turn and your nipples are coming out like right you like squat in a weird way the floss is going up All of your cracks.

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Like, right.

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And that, you know, there's, there is reason for that.

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And there's value for that.

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But like, I don't know that I would wear this on a beach.

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Like, you know, it's, it just, but this may not be for that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:34

Clothed beach.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:36

No, no, I mean, but it's sexy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:38

I could see how, like, if you wanted this for like, you know, a bikini, I just think that's for water things, but like, it could also be like sexy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:46

And like, yeah, I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:48

I, I don't I think I could crown.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:51

Do we talk about the entertainment or we've just been sprinkling that in throughout?

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I mean, clearly we were both very entertained.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:59

Yes, and moved.

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And moved.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:01

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:02

All right, I can go into the crowning.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:04

Alright, so, Chelsey and I each have our own set of 0 5 crown cards, and in an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

Terri: 00:19:16

The Queens are tabulating.

Terri: 00:19:18

Time

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:22

for school.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:22

Wow!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:24

That's amazing!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:26

Tere!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:28

You are Review Queen, twice crowned by both Trey and I, Trey, you go first, and I'll Why did you make Trey a review queen?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:36

I mean for many reasons here and I'll just keep it light But I am sincere in the fact that I I find a lot of power in this video But it just is like it's taking the piss out of this whole marketing scheme of like for everybody which yes It is it does fit technically it's fitting her body, but like is it practical?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:58

You know, I don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:59

And I just, I feel like I'm going to go follow Terry and I'm like obsessed with this is hilarious.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:06

And obviously the statistics prove like it has gone viral and it's also informative.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:12

And I think it's funny and I mean, teeny, teeny, tiny, yellow polka dot bikini girl.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:19

Seriously.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:20

But congratulations, Terri, it's a, it is a feat that has not been accomplished that many times on our show to be a unanimous, across the board, Review Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:28

Keep up the work.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:30

Chelsey, why did you say five, Review Queen?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:33

I had to make Terri a Review Queen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:35

I just love the vulnerability, the willingness to put yourself out there, the willingness to kind of take the piss out of yourself.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:43

While also passing along really valuable information, I love.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:49

Love a good laugh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:52

Yep.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:52

Terry has a great laugh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:54

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:54

Oh, we didn't talk about laugh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:56

Terry has

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:56

a, we didn't even talk about the laugh, but like she, I can have a funny laugh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:01

Terry, has it even have funnier laugh than I do.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:04

I love that and I just love how much fun Terry's having doing these reviews.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:10

It's so much more interesting to watch and to witness and I just love Terry and I had to make her a review queen, so Terry.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:20

You are such a queen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:22

I can't wait to hopefully meet you one day and have you on the show because doll,

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:28

chef's

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:28

kiss, you do great work.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:30

Good find, Chelsey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:31

Hilarious.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:32

Thanks.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:33

Okay, Trey, we've done it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:34

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:39

Who are you inducting, Trey, for?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:43

My Royal Highness.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:44

Okay, so, funny that this is on this episode, because we don't discuss prior, but This is something that I sometimes carry shame about, but I'm gonna be vulnerable, like Trey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:57

I really want to give five stars and five crowns to the Domino's Marble Brownie.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:05

Now, previously on the show, Chelsey and I did a live review of the Loaded Tots,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:14

yes,

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:15

and we also did the Chocolate Volcano Cake, and I think I mentioned how much I love the Marble Brownies, you guys.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:25

I think what you want about Domino's, whatever, like I'm in New Jersey, New York area, like pizza is renowned here, right?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:33

But I love Domino's and I, I love the marble brownie.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:37

It is a marble of brownie and blondies together.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:43

Oh, it's so good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:44

But they're there.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:45

You have when you order it, you have to put it in the fridge right away because it's so much better when it's like cold.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:53

I don't know why it just literally, honestly, truly does taste different.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:58

It's so decadent.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:59

It's so bad for you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:00

It's like, you know, it's like all of it's fake, whatever.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:03

But like the God, the spirits of Betty Crocker must be so happy because It is so good and I can snack on it for up to three days.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:15

I wish it would last longer, but I eat it so fast.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:19

Um, if you haven't have it, this is your opportunity to like try something new that's bad for you, but as a treat, the Domino's Marble Brownie.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:27

So good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:28

Love you so dearly.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:30

You're a real one.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:32

Uh, so for that reason, I am inducting Domino's Marble Brownie as my Royal Highness.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:36

I love

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:39

that.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:40

The spirit of Betty Crocker and I agree, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:44

What a good induction.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:45

You've had it, right?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:47

No, I've never had it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:50

I've never had it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:52

Okay, well, all right, we'll fix that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:53

One day,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:54

we'll have to do it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:54

We'll have to try it together.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:55

You have something to look forward to, girl.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:57

Oh my god.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:58

I can't, I love, I love having things to look forward to, so, can't wait.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:02

Well, here's another thing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:03

We did it, Queen!

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:04

That's another round on the RUARQ Ferris Wheel of Tortillas.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:10

Thank you for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:11

If you like what you heard, Or watch, please, tell a friend.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:16

And if you didn't like what you heard or watched, tell an enemy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:20

On this week's After Show Pod, Chelsey and I, here we go, God knows I love a theme, we are going to be rating and reviewing a one star Amazon review for USAGA.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:36

You Saga, 32 fingers, Head Massager, Head Scratcher, Scalp Massager, for head, body, relaxing, wood handle, one pack.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:49

Wow, I was actually going to bring that up at the top of the show when you were talking about the back scratcher.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:54

I felt it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:54

I felt it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:55

Did you feel it?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:56

I felt it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:58

I held back, but I was like, that kind of feels nice.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:02

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:02

Well, I wonder why this was said.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:05

You know what?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:05

I bought my migraines.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:06

Oh, I've seen those.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:08

Does that help?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:10

Yeah,

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:12

that feels

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:13

lovely.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:15

Um, it feels so good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:20

I recommend this product.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:22

Hmm, I wonder why that was said too.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:24

Hmm.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:26

Well, please remember.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:27

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TREY GERRALD: 00:25:30

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TREY GERRALD: 00:26:00

No!

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:02

That was amazing.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:04

I love Terry.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:05

I really hope we can get her on the show because she seems really fun.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:09

I want some tortilla chips now.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:11

Mmm, me too.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:13

Maybe with some like melted cheese or something.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:15

Oh, all right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:17

Well, we'll see you guys.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:17

Nachos is the

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:18

nachos.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:19

Nacho party.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:20

Nacho party.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:22

Bye.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:22

See you Friday.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:22

Bye.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:31

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TREY GERRALD: 00:26:32

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