Episode 166
166: Mattress Protector - 5 Star Review
The Queens give birth to a brand new episode this week as they rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for SafeRest 100% Waterproof Full Size Mattress Protector, Fitted with Stretchable Pockets, Machine Washable Cotton Mattress Cover for Bed, Perfect for Bedding AirBnb Essentials for Hosts. Trey wants the insides to not come to the outsides, Chelsey solves the issue, and suffice to say, things get royal!
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Transcript
Well, that was fun.
VOICEOVER:Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
CHELSEY DONN:Hello!
TREY GERRALD:welcome to Review That Review.
TREY GERRALD:We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.
CHELSEY DONN:Reviews!
CHELSEY DONN:tricked ya!
TREY GERRALD:That is Chelsey
CHELSEY DONN:and that is Trey Gerrald.
TREY GERRALD:and together we are,
VOICEOVER:The Review Queens,
CHELSEY DONN:But first, Trey, I gotta know, would you like to
VOICEOVER:Large complaint,
TREY GERRALD:Today, I need to bring to the attention of the Midnight Society.
TREY GERRALD:Do you remember?
TREY GERRALD:Do you know what that's from?
TREY GERRALD:Do you remember that show?
CHELSEY DONN:fight society?
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, is it, is it Are You Afraid of
TREY GERRALD:Yes!
TREY GERRALD:That has nothing to do with anything.
TREY GERRALD:I need us to talk about middle slices of quesadillas.
TREY GERRALD:So traditionally you make a quesadilla, right?
TREY GERRALD:You fold a tortilla in half, correct?
TREY GERRALD:And then you maybe take a pizza slicer, I don't know, and you cut that half
CHELSEY DONN:for me.
TREY GERRALD:probably into thirds, maybe into fourths.
TREY GERRALD:So I need to talk about the middle one, Cause ain't nothin attached to nothin girl.
TREY GERRALD:You got slippy slidey, tippy toppy, bottom boopy, tortilla, slippin and slidin around, I ain't got no connection to nothin I got pico de gallo fallin out on every side, I
TREY GERRALD:got drippy drippy cheddar cheese, I got my chicken chunks fallin everywhere, It stresses me out so severely, I need the edges, That have been folded so that I can hold it like a taco.
TREY GERRALD:I understand a quesadilla is not a taco, and we don't need to like, you know, hold anyone up against any other standard.
TREY GERRALD:But why are middle slices so cumbersome?
TREY GERRALD:That's the word, it's cumbersome.
TREY GERRALD:That's my complaint, let's speak on it.
TREY GERRALD:I
TREY GERRALD:need ease,
TREY GERRALD:When I'm eating.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, let me try to ease your troubles.
CHELSEY DONN:This is interesting because when you first said the middle piece, I was like, my fave, I love, but I realized the clear distinction between you and I, and that when I get a quesadilla, I just go straight cheese.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, wait, that's a good point.
TREY GERRALD:I actually really love just cheese as well.
CHELSEY DONN:And I think that the solution to this problem is maybe just to go just cheese quesadilla, maybe do your burrito bowl on the side and then find a way to like mixy mix.
CHELSEY DONN:I find I cannot stand as I'm getting older in my life and I have to eliminate these little inconveniences.
CHELSEY DONN:Anything but a cheese quesadilla.
CHELSEY DONN:I just won't even deal with it.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm not gonna deal with the shit falling out.
CHELSEY DONN:It's the, it defeats the entire purpose of the quesadilla.
TREY GERRALD:know,
TREY GERRALD:touche.
CHELSEY DONN:totally does.
CHELSEY DONN:Then it's like a sloppy taco and nobody, nobody wants a sloppy taco.
TREY GERRALD:No.
TREY GERRALD:And the best part of a cheese quesadilla is when it's like starting to harden a little bit.
TREY GERRALD:So then you like pick it up and like the cheese is like in this weird shape of however the cheese started to melt into like some forum
CHELSEY DONN:mean on the ends?
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah,
TREY GERRALD:Ooh, I love that.
TREY GERRALD:I love
CHELSEY DONN:crispy end.
TREY GERRALD:yeah, slightly hardened melted cheese.
CHELSEY DONN:I always, that's another thing, whenever I order a quesadilla, which is rare these days, I don't, I'm, I'm trying to stay in the healthier zone, but I always ask for it extra crispy,
TREY GERRALD:Oh, that's never occurred to me.
CHELSEY DONN:always, must,
TREY GERRALD:All right, well I have, now I feel
TREY GERRALD:empowered
CHELSEY DONN:you go, now you're armed with some information, Trey, that will hopefully help you in your next quesadilla encounter,
TREY GERRALD:Thank you, I'm looking
TREY GERRALD:forward to it.
TREY GERRALD:Well, should we take this empowering feeling and
TREY GERRALD:jump into an online review?
CHELSEY DONN:I think we should.
VOICEOVER:Review That Review,
CHELSEY DONN:As your trusty Review Queens, we bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
TREY GERRALD:We read you a review, we break it down and rate the impact of that review on a scale from zero to five crowns.
TREY GERRALD:It's a very regal process that we call, And
VOICEOVER:That Kvetch,
CHELSEY DONN:That's
TREY GERRALD:Chelsey, what have you got for us today?
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, Trey, I would like to give you an opportunity to choose A or B.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, I want to say B.
CHELSEY DONN:He went with B, ladies and gentlemen.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay,
TREY GERRALD:you think that?
CHELSEY DONN:I think that?
CHELSEY DONN:No, I actually, I had two reviews that I was sort of interested in doing with you today and I just couldn't choose and I thought, I'm gonna let you do it, but this is the review that you picked, so here we go.
CHELSEY DONN:It's an Amazon review.
CHELSEY DONN:For Get Your Button Ready, safe rest, 100 percent waterproof, full size mattress protector, fitted with stretchable pockets, machine washable cotton mattress cover for bed, perfect for bedding, Airbnb.
CHELSEY DONN:Essentials for hosts.
VOICEOVER:It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
TREY GERRALD:Interesting.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes, it's 38.
CHELSEY DONN:99.
CHELSEY DONN:It has 4.
CHELSEY DONN:6 overall on Amazon with 272, 167 reviews.
CHELSEY DONN:So, pretty good.
CHELSEY DONN:I would press purchase based on a 4.
CHELSEY DONN:6 with that many reviews.
CHELSEY DONN:How about you?
TREY GERRALD:Oh, yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh yeah, I think that's good.
CHELSEY DONN:Right now, it's actually also 11 percent off, which I don't really understand this whole thing.
CHELSEY DONN:And then it has one of those coupons.
CHELSEY DONN:Apply 30%.
CHELSEY DONN:If you're not clicking the coupon, folks, you're missing out.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, click the coupon.
CHELSEY DONN:It's free money.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, no, look down.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:I've saved hundreds this way.
CHELSEY DONN:All right, here we go.
CHELSEY DONN:This five star review is written by Kevin.
CHELSEY DONN:Kevin!
CHELSEY DONN:See, if you know, you know.
CHELSEY DONN:Here's the subject.
CHELSEY DONN:Protected mattress through birth.
TREY GERRALD:No, oh Jesus Christ,
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, that level of enthusiasm.
TREY GERRALD:that's a lot of liquid, How
CHELSEY DONN:went into labor a year and a half ago and that labor went very quickly, so quickly that she ended up giving birth on our bed in the presence of EMTs.
TREY GERRALD:okay.
CHELSEY DONN:We then went to the hospital where I stayed overnight with my wife and new baby girl.
CHELSEY DONN:The next day, once things had clammed down,
CHELSEY DONN:I went home to clean up before they came home.
TREY GERRALD:wow, that's nice.
CHELSEY DONN:For those who have witnessed or gone through childbirth, you know what a mess I arrived to.
CHELSEY DONN:For those who haven't, suffice to say there are many different types of fluids and a lot of them.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's just say I was fully expecting to be purchasing a new mattress.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, God.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, God.
CHELSEY DONN:To my amazement, once I bagged our sheets and this mattress pad, our mattress perfectly fine.
TREY GERRALD:Wow.
CHELSEY DONN:I bought another one immediately and will continue to use this brand as long as it exists.
CHELSEY DONN:I challenge anyone to put it through a more rigorous test and I'm positive it can stand up to some sweat or your child's pee in the middle of the night.
CHELSEY DONN:I could have posted a pic but it's better for everyone if I don't.
TREY GERRALD:Ew.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm glad there are not photos.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:Cause let's get real here.
TREY GERRALD:So like, birth, also, well my first, I wrote down, I guess EMTs are prepared for labor,
TREY GERRALD:but I wonder how often that is an occurrence for them.
CHELSEY DONN:Often.
TREY GERRALD:You think, really?
CHELSEY DONN:For sure.
TREY GERRALD:How?
TREY GERRALD:I guess I just wonder like the contractions, but we know it's a lot of like fluid.
TREY GERRALD:Cause the water break, I guess that must've happened a long time before, or maybe I don't know,
CHELSEY DONN:No.
CHELSEY DONN:Well, we can talk about
TREY GERRALD:but there's going to be that fluid and then there's
TREY GERRALD:going to be blood and then there's going to be like, Other Pregnancy Fluid.
TREY GERRALD:Like, I just am imagining it's such a mess.
TREY GERRALD:I mean, I know from, like, my sister, they, like, are changing the sheets in the hospital.
TREY GERRALD:It's like, you know, it's
TREY GERRALD:like, there's, like, a protocol because it is not clean.
TREY GERRALD:It's a, it's a messy human experience.
CHELSEY DONN:Mm hmm.
TREY GERRALD:what is this fucking mattress cover made of?
TREY GERRALD:Cause I have dogs that have pissed on the bed and it's like, I got stains for the rest of my life.
TREY GERRALD:Discoloration.
CHELSEY DONN:It's called safe as 100 percent waterproof.
CHELSEY DONN:So I think it must be treated with something that Keeps the water from being absorbed so that it really just, which is what you want.
CHELSEY DONN:Like you don't want it to seep through.
CHELSEY DONN:So,
TREY GERRALD:Right.
TREY GERRALD:And then you like are pulling it off the mattress and then it all rolls onto the mattress.
TREY GERRALD:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:So, okay.
TREY GERRALD:But here is my
TREY GERRALD:question then, if it's that, Not necessarily thick in size, but if it's that waterproof, don't you think that then no air is getting through?
TREY GERRALD:Like it makes me think what is compromised in order to have that level, because I'm a hot sleeper,
TREY GERRALD:and it, I wonder if it just may, also is it like, anytime,
CHELSEY DONN:No, it's
TREY GERRALD:you sleeping on a diaper?
TREY GERRALD:I don't understand science.
TREY GERRALD:How does waterproof work?
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:I, that's, they're getting very sophisticated with the waterproofing these days and the stain proofing.
CHELSEY DONN:It's a thing.
TREY GERRALD:Hilarious Freud there, Freudian slip that you clammed down after the birth.
CHELSEY DONN:I know.
CHELSEY DONN:I know.
CHELSEY DONN:It was funny.
CHELSEY DONN:I mean, here's, here's what I'll say is like my, was my immediate thought when I found this review and read this review.
CHELSEY DONN:I really think Kevin does an excellent job of skirting the line.
TREY GERRALD:for sure.
CHELSEY DONN:I think when I first read the subject of this review, you were imagining that we were gonna go all kinds of places.
CHELSEY DONN:The way that Kevin is presenting this story in a way that is, I think, like, pretty respectful of his wife, but still, like, you gotta hear the story.
CHELSEY DONN:I think that this is pretty queenly, and I think that this is probably true.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, I think so too.
CHELSEY DONN:Most of the time I would think it's not true, but because of the way Kevin has written it, I, I believe Kevin.
TREY GERRALD:I mean, how does this product not see this review and then like, literally rename their product
TREY GERRALD:this 9, 000 word character?
TREY GERRALD:Obviously you could do it on Amazon.
TREY GERRALD:No, I think it's C Not
TREY GERRALD:seeping.
TREY GERRALD:And value.
CHELSEY DONN:with value.
TREY GERRALD:with value.
TREY GERRALD:And also, like, what a mensch Kevin is that he
CHELSEY DONN:they came home early
TREY GERRALD:Like, who would
CHELSEY DONN:with it.
CHELSEY DONN:Amazing.
TREY GERRALD:immediately think, where's the extended family?
TREY GERRALD:But,
CHELSEY DONN:Maybe, but like again, maybe he was protecting his wife and being like, I don't want anybody to see this.
CHELSEY DONN:Like, I don't want my in laws coming over and being like, what?
TREY GERRALD:What's wrong with you?
TREY GERRALD:Why didn't you know you were going
TREY GERRALD:into labor?
TREY GERRALD:This is terrible!
CHELSEY DONN:Exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:What a shot.
CHELSEY DONN:You know
TREY GERRALD:That is a deep level of love
TREY GERRALD:for your wife.
CHELSEY DONN:I agree.
TREY GERRALD:I think it's that one little error.
TREY GERRALD:This is a question that has nothing to do with anything, but I knew in the structure of that sentence that you would say, or that Kevin would write, suffice to say.
TREY GERRALD:Now, I'm someone that's ignorant, and I don't know the difference between what's correct.
TREY GERRALD:Suffice to say, or suffice it
CHELSEY DONN:Suffice it to say, I don't either
TREY GERRALD:I think it's suffice
CHELSEY DONN:to say.
TREY GERRALD:what is suffice?
CHELSEY DONN:What is suffice it?
CHELSEY DONN:Suffice like it should suffice like sufficient,
TREY GERRALD:sufficient,
CHELSEY DONN:you know,
TREY GERRALD:Suffice to say.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, I guess that's just like a muddly tongue thing that has colloquially become suffice it to say.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm sure.
CHELSEY DONN:It's like one of those things where now it's in the dictionary
TREY GERRALD:also how people are like, I couldn't care less,
TREY GERRALD:but they mean I could care less,
TREY GERRALD:but it's like, yeah, that
CHELSEY DONN:Exact double negative.
TREY GERRALD:here we go with this whole EMT question up top,
TREY GERRALD:how common, fluky, typical do you think this is to give birth on this mattress protector?
CHELSEY DONN:Um, I think not that common for some reason, even though I'm saying, I think it happens.
TREY GERRALD:Well, what do you think the main reason for a mattress cover is?
CHELSEY DONN:Well, for me, like my, well, for two things, one, like I have a dog, so definitely that I'm like double matching protector for her.
CHELSEY DONN:And two, like, if you're a female, you know, you have a friend come once a month, so that's definitely
TREY GERRALD:never occurred to me.
CHELSEY DONN:a reason to have it, for sure,
TREY GERRALD:To me, I think it's probably kids peeing the bed, and I also
TREY GERRALD:think, as they state in the Supercala, if you're renting out your house, like you
TREY GERRALD:just don't like strangers sleeping on your bed.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, and just like, I don't know,
CHELSEY DONN:sweat, yeah, gross, yeah, so, I mean, I think there's many purposes, and I also think that a lot of times, it's like, for dust mites and blah, blah, blah, as well,
TREY GERRALD:No, I think this is a really valuable, strong, impactful review.
TREY GERRALD:I just immediately am wondering if it's just gonna make me sleep hot.
TREY GERRALD:But if I'm also, but it's also valuable because like if I want this for my Airbnb house,
TREY GERRALD:I'm not gonna be sleeping on it.
TREY GERRALD:My guests will.
TREY GERRALD:So,
CHELSEY DONN:I mean, no shade, but do you not use a mattress protector now?
TREY GERRALD:we do.
TREY GERRALD:But I have like a cooling one.
TREY GERRALD:Like explicitly cooling.
TREY GERRALD:But you know, I don't think it is 100 percent waterproof.
TREY GERRALD:But that might be something that I sacrifice because I sweat no matter what.
CHELSEY DONN:Right.
CHELSEY DONN:I mean, I don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:I did not search the word cool in the, you know, description here or to see if other people had written reviews.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, but I but I feel like that's like an added thing.
TREY GERRALD:I'm sort of like, I wonder if this company even has a cooling version.
TREY GERRALD:Or maybe it doesn't sleep hot and it's like a
CHELSEY DONN:Right, that's what I mean, like, I would think, like, it just doesn't sleep hot, like, I feel like, if you're in the business of mattress protectors, you know that there's two things people want in a mattress protector, they want to make sure it doesn't go through anything, and they want to make sure you're not gonna get hot, like, I feel like that's universal, so, with a 4.
CHELSEY DONN:6 overall, I don't, I can't, and, like,
TREY GERRALD:That would be A yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:very low, 1 percent with all of those reviews, like it's like 2 percent one star, you
TREY GERRALD:like it's probably not that much of an issue.
TREY GERRALD:Otherwise, we would have heard about it.
CHELSEY DONN:I think so, but is this particular situation common?
CHELSEY DONN:No, but I think that it's seeping, no pun intended, with value because It's like I put it to the ultimate test.
CHELSEY DONN:It's like the crash test dummy.
TREY GERRALD:Oh my god, remember them.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes.
CHELSEY DONN:Remember that episode, Niche, but episode of Drag Race where like two of them were crash test dummies like two weeks apart.
TREY GERRALD:Yeah, very bizarre.
TREY GERRALD:I mean, I was definitely entertained.
TREY GERRALD:I was curious, like, where we were going and what was gonna happen.
TREY GERRALD:I also think there is humor in the fact of, like, I could have attached to photos, but it's better for everyone if I don't.
TREY GERRALD:In and out, think it's strong, has an impact, clearly.
TREY GERRALD:I think I could crown Kevin.
CHELSEY DONN:All right.
CHELSEY DONN:I think I can crown Kevin too.
TREY GERRALD:Perfect.
TREY GERRALD:So, Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
TREY GERRALD:In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we are going to simultaneously reveal our ratings.
VOICEOVER:The Queens are tabulating, Total score,
CHELSEY DONN:We did it!
CHELSEY DONN:Five crowns, five crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:Kevin, if you're listening, you got a double Review Queen.
CHELSEY DONN:Call in 1 850 REVIEW ZERO, slide into our DMs at the Review Queens for your free merch.
CHELSEY DONN:Kevin and Trey, you go first.
CHELSEY DONN:Why did you decide to make Kevin a Review Queen?
TREY GERRALD:not to beat a dead horse, but if we did, we could do it on this mattress cover because it wouldn't mess up the mattress, but, you know, I just think it's a very strong review.
TREY GERRALD:I appreciate, I always look for a photo, but I appreciate them saying, I'm just not gonna include it.
TREY GERRALD:Like, you
TREY GERRALD:get the idea.
TREY GERRALD:It rings true.
TREY GERRALD:It makes me feel like, well shit, if this can like, support birth fluids, not ruining this multi thousand dollar mattress, Then it's perfect for me for my rental.
TREY GERRALD:So like, give it to me and it's
TREY GERRALD:cheap.
TREY GERRALD:It's not even that crazy of a price.
TREY GERRALD:And it's so high.
TREY GERRALD:It's like, this isn't an anomaly.
TREY GERRALD:It seems like this is typical for people that purchase it.
TREY GERRALD:And I loved the point that they bought another one and my immediate like shoe, other shoes going to drop fear was, well, they need to back stock.
TREY GERRALD:They need to buy a couple more.
TREY GERRALD:Cause what if the company closes or what if it sells
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my god, yeah.
TREY GERRALD:I feel
CHELSEY DONN:I need a whole closet full of
TREY GERRALD:And that's the impact.
TREY GERRALD:It makes me
TREY GERRALD:feel like I should go buy this right now, but I should probably buy multiples.
TREY GERRALD:So that's
TREY GERRALD:a strong impact.
TREY GERRALD:I don't think I've ever felt that way.
TREY GERRALD:So Kevin, five, five crowns for me.
TREY GERRALD:Chelsey, why did you say five crowns?
CHELSEY DONN:Kevin!
CHELSEY DONN:You're a queen.
CHELSEY DONN:I mean, that's just it.
CHELSEY DONN:You're a queen.
CHELSEY DONN:Like Trey was saying, usually I would knock a little like half crown off for not including the pictures, but in this case, I feel like it was the queenly move.
CHELSEY DONN:I think it's really hard to skirt the line with this kind of subject matter.
CHELSEY DONN:Still be funny, still be like, this is a crazy story that you're going to forever tell, like, as your, like, special fact, like, remember the time that whatever happened, I believe you, it's extreme, and you respected your wife at the end of the day, I don't think you crossed the line, and You're making us want to buy this mattress protector, so really, like, checks across the board, check, check, check, and you are, Kevin, a Review Queen, my friend, thank you for this lovely review,
TREY GERRALD:Absolutely.
TREY GERRALD:Well, that was funny.
TREY GERRALD:Wait, why did you find this review?
CHELSEY DONN:truthfully, I, okay, oh, wait, no, no, I don't want to say that yet, I first want to ask you, Trey, how many, like, likes, slash, thumbs up, do you think that the review has?
TREY GERRALD:Probably 897.
CHELSEY DONN:Is that your final guess?
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:The answer is when I discovered a screenshot of this review before I found the review, it had 7, 677 people who found it helpful.
CHELSEY DONN:Then I decided to go to Amazon directly to check out this product for myself and find the review.
CHELSEY DONN:Any idea how many it has now?
TREY GERRALD:Probably 12, 000.
CHELSEY DONN:18,
CHELSEY DONN:509 people have found this helpful.
CHELSEY DONN:So this review did go viral.
TREY GERRALD:really is helping.
CHELSEY DONN:I did find it in the depths of Reddit.
CHELSEY DONN:I can't recall the Reddit user.
CHELSEY DONN:Thank you.
CHELSEY DONN:But that being said, as soon as I started Googling it, it was clear that it had become a viral review.
CHELSEY DONN:So I just had to bring it in for our listeners today.
TREY GERRALD:I love it.
TREY GERRALD:Great find.
CHELSEY DONN:All right, my queen.
CHELSEY DONN:I think we've done it.
CHELSEY DONN:We've reached the most regal portion of our show.
CHELSEY DONN:Who would you like to induct for?
VOICEOVER:My Royal Highness.
TREY GERRALD:Thank you for asking.
TREY GERRALD:Well, today
TREY GERRALD:I want to induct that phenomenon where you love a movie so much that you can literally quote the entire thing because what comes from that is the repeated viewing is like even more joyful
TREY GERRALD:but also you can find like minded people that also love as severely as you do and then you just instantly are like, Oh, you're my bitch.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, yeah.
TREY GERRALD:We have similar interests.
TREY GERRALD:You can quote Devil Wears Prada as well.
TREY GERRALD:You can quote Mean Girls.
TREY GERRALD:You can quote Showgirls.
TREY GERRALD:We're gonna get along just dandy.
TREY GERRALD:Oh, you can quote Casablanca.
TREY GERRALD:Okay, movie file.
TREY GERRALD:Yes!
TREY GERRALD:Oh, you know Citizen Kane?
TREY GERRALD:Work!
TREY GERRALD:It's just joyful fun.
TREY GERRALD:It's like we get one life, one rotation around the sun.
TREY GERRALD:So like, Or is that right?
TREY GERRALD:I don't know.
TREY GERRALD:Whatever.
CHELSEY DONN:one
TREY GERRALD:Life's too short.
TREY GERRALD:Life's too short.
CHELSEY DONN:was too short.
TREY GERRALD:Life is too short.
TREY GERRALD:We gotta have a little joy and movies help with that.
TREY GERRALD:So I love the phenomenon of just quoting movies and I mean like in their entirety.
TREY GERRALD:I think you and David have this with Clueless and, you know, it's just the best because
TREY GERRALD:you know that it's a friend.
TREY GERRALD:So for that reason, I'm inducting movies that you can quote in their entirety and the community that that creates as My Royal Highness.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my God, Trey.
CHELSEY DONN:I love that induction so much.
CHELSEY DONN:I don't know if you feel you have this relationship with Mandy, but me and Lindsay like I would say like 75 percent of our communication is movie quotes that like only we the I don't know if you ever have had this experience, but like that movie quote then kind of like takes on a new meaning and becomes the answer.
CHELSEY DONN:To whatever the conundrum at bay is, So we speak almost exclusively in movie quotes, my sister and I do you do that with Mandy?
TREY GERRALD:this is so weird.
TREY GERRALD:Wait, because at the very, very, very beginning, I talked about Are You Afraid of the Dark?
TREY GERRALD:TV show, but my
TREY GERRALD:sister and I always quote this one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
TREY GERRALD:where this, like, little ghost boy was lost in the woods without his red jacket, and Melissa Joan Hart was, like, the guest star, and the little boy was, like, haunting her going, I'm cold.
TREY GERRALD:And I don't know why that has lasted the last 30 years, but my sister and I will just randomly be, like, I'm cold.
CHELSEY DONN:And will you use it?
CHELSEY DONN:Like if you are cold, like,
TREY GERRALD:Of course,
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, yeah, yeah, isn't it fun?
CHELSEY DONN:It's so fun.
CHELSEY DONN:I would never think to induct that but I love
TREY GERRALD:what are movies you can quote, just like off the top of your head,
TREY GERRALD:like obviously,
CHELSEY DONN:Don't Tell Mom and Babysitter's Dad, Clueless,
TREY GERRALD:mm hmm, Titanic,
TREY GERRALD:I'm the king of the world, The
CHELSEY DONN:yeah, obviously, Alright, alright, alright, you know, of course, From Dazed and Confused, Weirdly, Karina Karina is a favorite of my sister's and I,
TREY GERRALD:interesting, that's
CHELSEY DONN:Give It Here, Percy, I Don't Mind, Coconut, is like something we say to each other all the time.
TREY GERRALD:my god.
CHELSEY DONN:It is Whoopy.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:So many movies that I just, oh, oh, how could I forget Rou Beverly Hills.
CHELSEY DONN:I could probably recite from beginning to end Heavyweights Camp Knower do The Freddy Freddy
TREY GERRALD:Oh, also Death Becomes Her.
CHELSEY DONN:Death becomes
TREY GERRALD:Now a warning?
CHELSEY DONN:now.
CHELSEY DONN:I know so many great movies that I love,
TREY GERRALD:It's a fun feeling.
CHELSEY DONN:Child childhood movies for sure.
TREY GERRALD:Well, we did it, Queen.
CHELSEY DONN:Right on top of that, Rose.
TREY GERRALD:It's
CHELSEY DONN:We did it!
TREY GERRALD:on the R U A R Q Ferris Wheel of Quotant Quotables.
CHELSEY DONN:Quote unquotables.
CHELSEY DONN:Thank you for joining us today.
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TREY GERRALD:On this week's after show pod, we're rating and reviewing, Chelsey, new source alert, new
CHELSEY DONN:Woo!
TREY GERRALD:alert, a one star Mazda review
CHELSEY DONN:Ooh!
TREY GERRALD:controversial, I don't know, is it for the 2019 Mazda CX 5, or is it for Harold G., the sales rep, at Mazda.
TREY GERRALD:We're going to find out on the after show.
CHELSEY DONN:Harold G.
TREY GERRALD:Harold's Wife!
TREY GERRALD:From Full Monty, Emily Skinner, Deep Cut.
TREY GERRALD:But I wonder, wow, I wonder why this was said.
CHELSEY DONN:This is the type of thing that should be flagged immediately, You should just remove this bitch from the list, and not
CHELSEY DONN:Mmm, me too, wonder why that was said.
TREY GERRALD:please remember,
CHELSEY DONN:Ignore the haters, you're a queen!
TREY GERRALD:gender, non specific, Bye!
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CHELSEY DONN:Well, that was fun,
TREY GERRALD:I'm trying to think of a movie quote.
CHELSEY DONN:that we both know.
CHELSEY DONN:Excuse me, officer, do you know who this man is?
CHELSEY DONN:Jasmine, Jasmine Coolit, honey.
CHELSEY DONN:This is the man who put the space in Spaceler's head Uh, no, the man who put the And, hey, listen, he's the best, he's the greatest, he's my daddy, James the Jackhammer Chicago.
CHELSEY DONN:Now, daddy, shake the man's hand and let's be on our way.
CHELSEY DONN:Can I get your autograph?
CHELSEY DONN:No, on that thing you won't.
TREY GERRALD:What is that?
CHELSEY DONN:True Beverly Hills.
TREY GERRALD:Oh.
CHELSEY DONN:part of it, though.
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TREY GERRALD:Bye, Queens!
CHELSEY DONN:But, was that I Love Lucy?
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Good job.
