Episode 11: Disney Store / Pet Dematting Comb

CHELSEY: 00:00:30

Hi.

TREY: 00:00:31

Hi Chelsey.

TREY: 00:00:33

Hello?

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Hello everyone.

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All of your listeners.

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Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing...

CHELSEY: 00:00:41

I'm not going to 'Yes, And' that.

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Is that bad?

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...reviews!

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I don't know what that was.

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I thought it was Angela at first.

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And then it changed to like Julie Andrews.

TREY: 00:00:50

I don't even know how I got, I don't know why my voice went there, but I followed it.

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And I...

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remember Angela?

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R I P.

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Okay, anyway.

CHELSEY: 00:00:57

Oh Angela, anyway, we're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic

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That's Chelsey Donn and that's Trey Gerrald, and together we are your trusty

VOICEOVER: 00:01:14

The Review Queens.

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I can't set her up.

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Thinking, she's going to change...

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to say Review Queens?

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Whatever who cares.

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How's your crown today, Tracy.

CHELSEY: 00:01:28

Oh, Che!

CHELSEY: 00:01:30

Um...

TREY: 00:01:31

It's never going to get old.

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I'm so obsessed with that.

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Literally a listener...

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Hammond Cheese!

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...came up with that.

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Love you.

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Anyway, my crown's good.

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It feels like a little bit obstructed by, I'm wearing headphones for the first time,

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Like, I feel like I should...

TREY: 00:01:49

...especially with that top knot!

TREY: 00:01:50

I think that's adding...

CHELSEY: 00:01:52

Yeah, the top knot, like, I I'm, like not sure if the headphones need to go

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So, I'll get used to it.

TREY: 00:02:05

You have a lot on your head today.

CHELSEY: 00:02:06

I do.

CHELSEY: 00:02:06

There's there's a lot happening.

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There's...

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there's many things to coordinate.

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How are you doing?

CHELSEY: 00:02:12

How's your week been, Trey?

TREY: 00:02:13

Good.

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I'm good.

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My week's good.

TREY: 00:02:15

Um, yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:02:16

Oh, wow.

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How was your week?

CHELSEY: 00:02:18

Sounds good.

TREY: 00:02:18

I'm trying to think...

CHELSEY: 00:02:19

Sounds good.

CHELSEY: 00:02:20

From all the elaborate details you just gave us.

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I imagine it was a great week.

TREY: 00:02:23

I don't really know.

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I don't really have anything interesting.

CHELSEY: 00:02:27

That's fine.

CHELSEY: 00:02:27

Sometimes it's just a week.

CHELSEY: 00:02:29

Sometimes, I don't even remember what happened yesterday and that's okay.

TREY: 00:02:33

I really do notice as I get older, my short-term memory is less and less.

TREY: 00:02:36

Like, I really am sort of like what, even what even have I been doing?

CHELSEY: 00:02:40

I know, it's sad, but I feel you.

TREY: 00:02:42

What about you?

CHELSEY: 00:02:43

My week was good.

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You know, I'm still getting used to the puppy.

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Goldie.

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I had a friend come over last night to meet Goldie, which was really nice.

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I love this friend so much because she's like just brutally honest in

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And she's also my friend that I always go to for skincare advice.

CHELSEY: 00:03:03

The under eye circles situation has been really bad.

CHELSEY: 00:03:05

Like, can you give me some info on like, what I could possibly do?

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It feels like puffy and dark and whatever.

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And she was like, can I be honest with you?

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And I was like, yeah, of course please.

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And she's like, how much water are you drinking?

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And I was like, not very much.

CHELSEY: 00:03:21

She's like, you're extremely dehydrated.

CHELSEY: 00:03:24

I could tell from like the second that I saw you, and there's no eye cream,

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You just need to drink some water.

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And I was like, you're right.

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And I appreciate that.

TREY: 00:03:33

Well, yeah, cause that's really what's going on and it's not about making a buck.

CHELSEY: 00:03:38

Well, I mean, first of all, she's not getting commission on this.

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She's just like my she's like, the equivalent of my friend, Steph, who's my doctor friend.

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Like whenever there's anything medically going wrong with me, my dog, my parents, my sister,

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And this friend is the same with skincare.

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So like she's giving free advice to me on the regular.

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So I appreciate the honesty, you know?

TREY: 00:04:01

Dehydration is a real thing

CHELSEY: 00:04:02

It is!

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And I'm not good at drinking water.

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And sometimes you need a little slap on the wrist.

TREY: 00:04:07

Well, I'm glad that she slapped your wrist.

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You need to drink your water, Chelsey.

CHELSEY: 00:04:10

It's true.

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I just realized I don't even have water right now, which is what's wrong with me.

TREY: 00:04:14

Well, I have this like 32 ounce cup with me always.

CHELSEY: 00:04:17

I know.

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You're very good at drinking water.

TREY: 00:04:20

Aww, thank you.

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That means so much.

CHELSEY: 00:04:24

You are!

TREY: 00:04:25

Well, I'm glad that we're connecting about water.

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I'm glad that your, friend is highlighting the importance.

TREY: 00:04:31

You know, I have to remind my nephew a lot to drink water.

CHELSEY: 00:04:34

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:04:34

And you can add me to the list, like when you remind your nephew, just, just figure you're

TREY: 00:04:41

Uh, should you go get water, right now?

CHELSEY: 00:04:43

Prob...I should probably right?

TREY: 00:04:45

No, our listeners are more important.

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Is there anything, um,

CHELSEY: 00:04:48

Alright!

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Do you want to share anything?

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That's making you very angry?

CHELSEY: 00:04:52

Yeah.I do actually.

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Lodge A Complaint.

CHELSEY: 00:04:55

I'd like to lodge a complaint against Netflix and it's not for what you think.

CHELSEY: 00:04:59

I understand.

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I love Netflix.

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I spend a lot of time on there.

CHELSEY: 00:05:02

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:05:03

Netflix is great.

CHELSEY: 00:05:04

Just like don't come at me.

CHELSEY: 00:05:06

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:05:06

I love you, Netflix.

CHELSEY: 00:05:08

I like desperately want to be on a show or a movie that's on you.

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I love you.

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However, let's just talk about it for a second.

CHELSEY: 00:05:14

When I turn on Netflix.

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Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:05:17

I don't know why.

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I don't know when this started and I don't know why they did it, but there's

CHELSEY: 00:05:26

Like it's like, there's like your's doesn't do that?

TREY: 00:05:27

DUN-NUN-NUH!

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It's like the Netflix logo sound.

CHELSEY: 00:05:31

It is so obnoxious.

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It doesn't matter if my TV volume is at like 10 or if it's at like 70, no matter what it is

CHELSEY: 00:05:42

Well, first of all, like it doesn't happen.

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Every time, but there's no way to turn it off.

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I've looked into this.

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I've done research and I cannot find any way to turn this off.

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Every time it happens, it scares me.

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Now it scares Goldie.

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It's just like, it's too much.

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And I get, I want you to have your little like opening moment sound.

CHELSEY: 00:06:02

I think you deserve that, but like, can we just control the volume please?

TREY: 00:06:08

That's a great point.

TREY: 00:06:09

I thought you were going to talk about how they auto-play their

CHELSEY: 00:06:13

Oh, that too.

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That's annoying too.

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And then just like in general, this is like more of a general thing.

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Like not necessarily just against Netflix, but do you know, like when you're watching a movie.

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And then like you have it on a nice volume.

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You're enjoying it.

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Like it's a good experience.

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And then all of a sudden, like a song comes on or like something happens in the movie and it's

CHELSEY: 00:06:45

But like, it is not consistent.

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And without a doubt, like anytime that happens, I feel like if I'm like at home with my mom,

CHELSEY: 00:06:54

And, or like, if I'm with my friends, they'll be like, it's too loud.

CHELSEY: 00:06:57

Make the TV lower.

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And it's, I understand.

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I'm not, I haven't changed anything.

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You've been watching this movie for the past 45 minutes, completely

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Like I, it's not my fault that this, you know, whatever that the sound mixing was off.

TREY: 00:07:12

I've noticed that with, YouTube, like whenever it goes to an ad, the ad volume

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Like I was literally thinking about this two days ago.

TREY: 00:07:28

That's upsetting.

CHELSEY: 00:07:29

Yeah, no, my, my watch has this thing where like tells me when the decibels

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I'm just like this isn't right.

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I gotta...

TREY: 00:07:41

You need to reach out to Netflix and tell them.

CHELSEY: 00:07:42

I'm injuring myself, Netflix, I love you.

CHELSEY: 00:07:45

And everything that you do.

CHELSEY: 00:07:46

And like, let's just fix this so that we can get our relationship back on track.

CHELSEY: 00:07:50

Okay.

TREY: 00:07:51

Hilarious.

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I'm sorry, you're dealing with that.

CHELSEY: 00:07:54

Thanks Trey.

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Do you have a complaint you want to lodge?

TREY: 00:07:56

Yes.

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Similar vein here I have today.

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I want to lodge a complaint against passwords.

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Have you noticed how now all of these websites and interfaces, they have demands at you

TREY: 00:08:14

That is so rude.

TREY: 00:08:16

Don't tell me I need a capital letter and a special character.

TREY: 00:08:20

There's only like seven, what is it...

TREY: 00:08:22

I guess...

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I mean, I guess you could use like a, uh, one of the end parentheses, but like there's eight

TREY: 00:08:31

Okay.

TREY: 00:08:31

Well now I'm seeing like maybe you could do brackets or like that weird wiggle thing.

TREY: 00:08:35

Whatever the point is, is like, it's so obnoxious to me that you're going to dictate that I have to

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Also, like everything has a password now and I have a Mac world.

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So like, I can just do like my fingerprint and like my MacBook Pro will like log me in.

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So I don't even remember my passwords anymore.

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And I used to always have the same password.

CHELSEY: 00:09:00

But can't do that.

TREY: 00:09:02

No, I even have like an interface for work that makes you

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And so I literally just have like in my notes, well, here we go.

TREY: 00:09:12

Now everyone can break into my life.

TREY: 00:09:13

But in my notes, I have like, I have to write down.

TREY: 00:09:17

Every two months, I had to change a password.

TREY: 00:09:21

How?

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I can't...

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ever...remember, it's so obnoxious to me.

TREY: 00:09:24

Don't even get me started when you start to make a password and now my apple

TREY: 00:09:32

Do you know what I'm talking about?

CHELSEY: 00:09:33

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:09:33

Oh, well, I've been doing that lately and I don't know if that's a mistake,

CHELSEY: 00:09:40

Cause like, then I'm like, it's going to remember my face.

CHELSEY: 00:09:42

It's going to remember the strong password and then I don't have to like, think

TREY: 00:09:48

What if you're not on your personal device, how will you ever remember that password?

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I guess I'm screwed.

TREY: 00:09:54

See, I just don't understand.

TREY: 00:09:56

I'm just so sick of passwords.

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My whole life is consumed with passwords.

CHELSEY: 00:10:00

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:10:00

The amount of like mental space that the passwords have to take up, there's gotta be a better way.

CHELSEY: 00:10:06

It's weird.

CHELSEY: 00:10:06

It's like, I don't want the whole fingerprint and like eye retina thing for everything.

CHELSEY: 00:10:11

Cause a part of that feels sort of scifi, but also a part of it feels necessary.

CHELSEY: 00:10:15

Cause I can't remember this many things.

TREY: 00:10:18

I'm 35.

TREY: 00:10:20

My parents are in their seventies and they can't remember any password.

TREY: 00:10:26

And then I am the child that's trying to help them because I understand there's a learning

TREY: 00:10:36

Like at some point we're going to get locked out.

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I can't even remember my passwords.

TREY: 00:10:39

How am I going to be upset at my 70 year old parents for not knowing their...

TREY: 00:10:43

anyway, passwords are just too much, too much!

CHELSEY: 00:10:46

Too much.

CHELSEY: 00:10:47

Totally agree.

CHELSEY: 00:10:48

Great complaint, Trey.

TREY: 00:10:50

Thank you.

TREY: 00:10:51

Do you need to get water?

CHELSEY: 00:10:53

I think I should.

CHELSEY: 00:10:54

I'm going to go get water.

CHELSEY: 00:10:57

BRB

TREY: 00:10:57

Well, I'll take this opportunity while Chelsey is getting water to tell a joke.

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Knock knock.

TREY: 00:11:04

Who's there?

TREY: 00:11:05

Chelsey's back already.

TREY: 00:11:06

That was really fast.

TREY: 00:11:08

I thought you were going to like going to go to the kitchen.

CHELSEY: 00:11:10

Oh, no, no, no.

CHELSEY: 00:11:10

I like that's the thing is I have like a little mini fridge in my room.

CHELSEY: 00:11:14

I have my like Vitamin Water Zeros here, which I know is not water, but don't come at me.

CHELSEY: 00:11:21

Okay?

TREY: 00:11:21

Is that what you're drinking right now?

CHELSEY: 00:11:23

Maybe.

CHELSEY: 00:11:24

There's no sugar.

CHELSEY: 00:11:25

...It's just water.

TREY: 00:11:26

All right.

TREY: 00:11:26

Well it's your body.

CHELSEY: 00:11:29

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:11:30

I'll work on it.

CHELSEY: 00:11:31

Okay.

TREY: 00:11:31

I'm not going to tell you what to do with your body.

TREY: 00:11:33

That's not my place.

CHELSEY: 00:11:34

I'll order us some Review That Review water bottles and I'll get better.

TREY: 00:11:37

Oh, I would love that.

TREY: 00:11:38

All right.

TREY: 00:11:39

So enough about the water enough about us complaining.

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Why don't we take a little time to investigate some online written reviews?

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How do you feel about that, Chels?

CHELSEY: 00:11:48

Mmm, I got my magnifying glass ready.

CHELSEY: 00:11:50

I'm I'm I'm ready to go.

CHELSEY: 00:11:53

As you know, we are your trusty Review Queens.

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So each week we bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

TREY: 00:12:00

We read you the review.

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We break it down.

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We rate the impact of the review on our trusty scale of one to five crowns.

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It's a very Regal process that Chelsey Donn and Trey Gerrald like to call

VOICEOVER: 00:12:10

Asses That Kvetch

TREY: 00:12:12

and you all know at this point, kvetch means complaint.

CHELSEY: 00:12:14

okay.

CHELSEY: 00:12:15

Who's first, today?

TREY: 00:12:17

Meeeee!

CHELSEY: 00:12:18

Yay.

CHELSEY: 00:12:18

Trey's first.

CHELSEY: 00:12:20

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:12:20

I can't believe, this is episode 11 already.

CHELSEY: 00:12:21

Wow.

CHELSEY: 00:12:22

Crazy.

CHELSEY: 00:12:23

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:12:24

Take it away, Review Queen.

TREY: 00:12:25

Thank you.

VOICEOVER: 00:12:28

Review That Review.

TREY: 00:12:32

Okay.

TREY: 00:12:32

Today I have a review from TripAdvisor.

TREY: 00:12:35

Which I'm really into lately.

TREY: 00:12:36

It's just like, there's a plethora there.

TREY: 00:12:39

Anyway.

CHELSEY: 00:12:39

I just think they're very committed on TripAdvisor to their reviews.

TREY: 00:12:43

I think there is something different about someone on TripAdvisor rather than Yelp.

TREY: 00:12:47

I don't know why.

TREY: 00:12:48

Anyway.

TREY: 00:12:49

Okay.

TREY: 00:12:49

So today my one dot review from TripAdvisor is written by a user named AdventuresWfamily.

CHELSEY: 00:13:00

It's like a whole family that's writing this review.

CHELSEY: 00:13:03

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:13:04

That's interesting.

TREY: 00:13:04

And this is for the Times Square Walt Disney Store.

CHELSEY: 00:13:10

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:13:11

We've been coming after Times Square a lot.

CHELSEY: 00:13:13

I appreciate that.

TREY: 00:13:14

I actually found this review and then I realized it was for the Times Square, but yeah.

TREY: 00:13:20

Okay.

The subject here: 00:13:20

Worst Disney Store.

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I love writing positive reviews.

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But have to make exception for this particular Disney Store.

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The employees are poorly trained, the store is chaotic and the customer service is just awful.

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The first thing our six year daughter wanted to do after reaching our hotel

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She loves the Disney Store in Chicago and Orlando.

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And we had mentioned there was one near our hotel in Times Square.

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This year alone, our family went on a Disney cruise and three months

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We love our Disney.

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We have always had such a positive experience and appreciate the level of

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That is until visiting the Disney Store at Times Square.

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Tonight our daughter left the store in tears and rightfully so.

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She was struck in the face by an adult man at the store.

CHELSEY: 00:14:32

No.

TREY: 00:14:32

I could hear and see the impact as she was standing right next to me

TREY: 00:14:48

I don't doubt it was an accident, but I expected the man to see if

TREY: 00:14:58

Instead, he just started to walk away.

TREY: 00:14:59

Like nothing happened.

TREY: 00:15:01

I leaned down and asked my daughter if she was okay, parentheses, watching her struggle

TREY: 00:15:11

And then I stood up and said, "Hey, you need to be careful.

TREY: 00:15:16

You just hit my daughter in the face really hard!"

TREY: 00:15:19

The cast member working upstairs, near where we were standing, stepped in front of me and

TREY: 00:15:30

Seriously?

TREY: 00:15:32

My daughter was sobbing.

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this is a child who does not cry during shots, bike falls, you name it.

Parenthesis, BTW: 00:15:42

The cast member parentheses, you know, the ones who are supposed to be kind and call

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I have to think that if I saw this happen to another child, I would be equally disgusted.

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This cast member should never have been given a job at a store that caters to children.

Parenthesis, BTW: 00:16:02

Her tone and body language was that of a bar bouncer, not a Disney employee.

Parenthesis, BTW: 00:16:09

In my opinion, the appropriate thing, and common sense option, would have been

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I told the cast member I would like to speak to the store manager.

VOICEOVER: 00:16:23

Oh my God.

VOICEOVER: 00:16:24

It's the Karen.

TREY: 00:16:25

Needless to say, the cast member never got the store manager for us.

TREY: 00:16:29

They must have incredible turnover at this location.

TREY: 00:16:33

Both times my husband and I asked where a particular product was

TREY: 00:16:39

To top off the experience, my husband said the cashier decided not to take his coupon

TREY: 00:16:47

This place is the worst.

CHELSEY: 00:16:53

Wow.

TREY: 00:16:55

So, this review introduces, finally here, episode 11.

TREY: 00:16:58

We now have our Karen sound effect.

CHELSEY: 00:17:00

Thank goodness for that.

TREY: 00:17:02

Although I don't know how I feel about Karen.

TREY: 00:17:04

I don't know how, I don't know.

TREY: 00:17:06

Chelsey.

CHELSEY: 00:17:06

I don't know...

TREY: 00:17:07

How are you feeling?

CHELSEY: 00:17:08

I wonder if this is a non-Karen manager situation.

CHELSEY: 00:17:10

I feel pretty like...

CHELSEY: 00:17:12

This is pretty bad.

CHELSEY: 00:17:13

You know, I feel, I feel for AdventuresWfamily.

CHELSEY: 00:17:18

First of all, families that are like very into the whole Disney thing are super into it.

CHELSEY: 00:17:24

So I appreciated that they let us know that this is their jam as a family,

CHELSEY: 00:17:33

They, you know, they are really heading up all the Disney establishments.

CHELSEY: 00:17:37

So they wanted us to know for sure that they're an authority on this subject.

CHELSEY: 00:17:42

No wonder they had a coupon.

TREY: 00:17:44

Yeah.

TREY: 00:17:44

Also I would love to have a Disney coupon, but yeah.

TREY: 00:17:47

But yes, they're also pointing out like they have its strong long history of

TREY: 00:17:57

David and I went to Disney World.

TREY: 00:17:59

for our honeymoon, neither of us are Disney people.

TREY: 00:18:01

It just was like, we didn't want to play on our weddings to begin with,

TREY: 00:18:06

So like David's really big Disney fanatic, did the whole thing for us.

TREY: 00:18:10

Um, so we went for four days and as newlyweds, they gave us a big old button

TREY: 00:18:17

And every single person who works for Disney, as soon as they saw the pin, we

TREY: 00:18:24

Like it's insane, the customer service.

TREY: 00:18:26

Everyone is so happy and nice.

TREY: 00:18:27

So that's where AdventuresWfamily is coming from.

CHELSEY: 00:18:32

Right.

CHELSEY: 00:18:32

And it was like, not only did we not get top-notch...

TREY: 00:18:37

This is child abuse!

CHELSEY: 00:18:38

...service here, but this is child abuse.

CHELSEY: 00:18:40

And then, so the child abuse portion, I'm wondering.

CHELSEY: 00:18:44

How exactly this went down.

CHELSEY: 00:18:46

Cause I'm sure it was an accident.

CHELSEY: 00:18:49

Like I don't, I don't think that there was just a man in here that was like,

CHELSEY: 00:18:55

I'm sure it was an accident.

CHELSEY: 00:18:56

So I don't really know the like situation.

CHELSEY: 00:18:59

And also I thought it was a little bit strange.

CHELSEY: 00:19:01

I was confused for a second.

CHELSEY: 00:19:03

AdventuresW spent so much time talking about the staff that worked there and then they kept

CHELSEY: 00:19:13

And so I was confused for a second.

CHELSEY: 00:19:14

I was like, is this a man that works there that slapped the child?

CHELSEY: 00:19:18

Or is this just a man that was shopping?

TREY: 00:19:21

Yeah.

TREY: 00:19:21

I mean, even in the beginning of their review, they say this store is chaotic.

TREY: 00:19:25

I mean it's Times Square.

CHELSEY: 00:19:26

Exactly.

TREY: 00:19:27

But I do believe that it was like a customer.

TREY: 00:19:29

I think it was a random customer.

CHELSEY: 00:19:31

Yeah, I'm sure it was a random customer.

CHELSEY: 00:19:33

it's funny when we have these Times Square reviews, it's like, we always have to kind of

TREY: 00:19:45

I mean, who wants to work as a waiter in Times Square?

TREY: 00:19:48

Where much less retail?

CHELSEY: 00:19:49

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:19:49

Retail in Times Square just sounds awful.

TREY: 00:19:53

Wait, but if you were working at the Disney Store in Times Square and you were nearby and

TREY: 00:20:04

At first, and I understand that like maybe the child started crying later, but AdventuresW begins

TREY: 00:20:15

And then we kept going back to the child who is sobbing.

CHELSEY: 00:20:18

I get that though.

CHELSEY: 00:20:19

Cause I feel like...

TREY: 00:20:21

...the child had to process the impact.

CHELSEY: 00:20:22

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:20:22

The child was processing and then like when the mom gets involved and then like all of a

CHELSEY: 00:20:36

So...

TREY: 00:20:36

True.

TREY: 00:20:37

So, wait, if you were the, staff person, what would your reaction be?

CHELSEY: 00:20:41

I'm glad you asked.

CHELSEY: 00:20:42

I was thinking about that.

CHELSEY: 00:20:44

It's a strange thing, because when, when I first heard like her response and she

CHELSEY: 00:20:51

Right?

CHELSEY: 00:20:51

I can imagine that, let's say, I did that and I didn't realize that I did it for some

CHELSEY: 00:21:06

Like maybe the cast person felt like I need to both Retain this customer that

CHELSEY: 00:21:17

But I feel like they didn't deal with the child at all, like, I think it was, if it was me,

CHELSEY: 00:21:25

Like, it seems like we had some sort of a problem here.

CHELSEY: 00:21:28

Like, are you okay?

CHELSEY: 00:21:29

Like, you know, sir, I imagine, you know, you obviously didn't do this on purpose.

CHELSEY: 00:21:33

I know it's crazy in here today.

CHELSEY: 00:21:35

You know, let me, let me hold your things.

CHELSEY: 00:21:38

Let me help you.

CHELSEY: 00:21:39

Like, I think I would just do something to try to appease the situation and make everybody happy.

CHELSEY: 00:21:46

I also know that when you're at Disney world or land, like this is sort of embarrassing.

CHELSEY: 00:21:51

I was like, I don't know, probably like 15.

CHELSEY: 00:21:54

And I went to Disney for spring break with my mom and we went on

CHELSEY: 00:22:00

Like, I don't like any of that stuff where it looks like there's a real alien and

TREY: 00:22:06

Oh, I know exactly...

TREY: 00:22:06

where you locked into the seats?

CHELSEY: 00:22:07

YES!

TREY: 00:22:08

And it's in the center in a tube.

TREY: 00:22:09

Oh my God.

TREY: 00:22:09

That was so terrifying.

CHELSEY: 00:22:10

Yeah

TREY: 00:22:11

They got rid of it.

CHELSEY: 00:22:12

Yeah, It was awful.

CHELSEY: 00:22:13

So like I left and I was hysterically crying and somebody was there immediately and they like

CHELSEY: 00:22:21

Like here's a pin stay and watch the parade.

CHELSEY: 00:22:24

And then like two seconds later, it was like, if you have a pin, guess what?

CHELSEY: 00:22:27

You're in the parade.

CHELSEY: 00:22:29

And it was like this whole thing.

CHELSEY: 00:22:31

So it just goes to show, especially like, even if I was, you know, a teenager embarrassingly

CHELSEY: 00:22:44

Or there should be a protocol for like kids crying, like give them a, I

CHELSEY: 00:22:51

There's gotta be something that we could do.

TREY: 00:22:53

Yeah.

TREY: 00:22:53

I wonder if there is like different expectations for the store.

TREY: 00:22:57

Obviously I would assume there are, but it does seem to me that the worker went into

TREY: 00:23:07

The parent was like, excuse me, excuse me.

TREY: 00:23:09

And so the worker was like, let me stop this escalation rather than sort of being like...

TREY: 00:23:15

They even mentioned, like you're supposed to call my daughter a princess, which

TREY: 00:23:22

But that is how that is this universe.

TREY: 00:23:24

But I even think like if I had been working there, I would have been like,

TREY: 00:23:28

Like Cinderella's step sisters do to her when she's brushing their hair, like it's okay.

TREY: 00:23:33

Like you try to let you know, like you are working at a Disney Store.

TREY: 00:23:37

Like you would think that the response would have been more compassionate

TREY: 00:23:43

I

CHELSEY: 00:23:43

completely agree.

CHELSEY: 00:23:44

I mean, I think there's no doubt in my mind that the staff here mismanaged this situation,

TREY: 00:23:56

But like, do you think that this is indicative of Disney Stores themselves, like would

CHELSEY: 00:24:03

That's what I was about to say.

CHELSEY: 00:24:05

I mean, I think that that's the hard thing with situations like this.

CHELSEY: 00:24:07

Like I understand, like I'm just gonna to put myself in the position of a family, cause I don't

CHELSEY: 00:24:18

I'm sure it is insane in there.

CHELSEY: 00:24:21

And it's one of those situations where it's like, watch your child because people are

CHELSEY: 00:24:32

So yeah, I think that in that regard I might be like, all right.

CHELSEY: 00:24:36

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:24:36

Good to keep in mind that this is Times Square and the store is probably mayhem.

CHELSEY: 00:24:40

Outside of that, yeah, I don't know that it would stop me from going.

TREY: 00:24:44

Yeah, to me, I feel like the big part of this review is like about this other

TREY: 00:24:50

And I recognize that like the response from the store employee, like was not

TREY: 00:25:03

I don't know that it's indicative of the store maybe cause it's Times Square

TREY: 00:25:10

Yeah, but also it ends with this point that like two separate employees

CHELSEY: 00:25:16

Yeah, they didn't know where things where, they didn't know where the manager was.

CHELSEY: 00:25:19

I mean, yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:25:19

I think you can expect to have a subpar customer service experience

TREY: 00:25:26

I mean also to not know how to enter the coupon.

TREY: 00:25:28

That is the time when I would be like, look, I am not a Karen, but you need to get your manager.

TREY: 00:25:33

Like, this is a valid coupon.

TREY: 00:25:35

Like how can you not accept it?

CHELSEY: 00:25:37

And it sounds like at that point they were just like I wanna get out of here.

TREY: 00:25:40

Yeah, my baby is crying.

CHELSEY: 00:25:41

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:25:42

That's so sad.

CHELSEY: 00:25:43

I felt so bad for this kid when she was like, just, you know, like my kid

CHELSEY: 00:25:53

Cause some kids obviously like you could bump into them a little bit and

CHELSEY: 00:25:58

So I think it was important for AdventuresWfamily to let us know that they're a tough brood.

CHELSEY: 00:26:04

Was that the word?

TREY: 00:26:05

Thick skin!

CHELSEY: 00:26:06

Thick skin family!

CHELSEY: 00:26:07

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:26:08

I don't know.

CHELSEY: 00:26:08

It is, it is hard when we get these, when we get these reviews that are so specific to this

CHELSEY: 00:26:29

Like maybe if I read this to and I was with my family, I would say, guys, let's skip it.

CHELSEY: 00:26:33

We'll go to the Disney Store when we're home..

TREY: 00:26:35

Yeah.

TREY: 00:26:35

I do wonder if it's going to be more expensive cause it's in Times Square.

CHELSEY: 00:26:39

Right.

TREY: 00:26:39

But then you have a kid and you're trying to like entertain them.

TREY: 00:26:42

Like it's like, let's just go to the Disney Store.

CHELSEY: 00:26:44

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:26:44

This is, this is a tough, this is a tough one for me to, to crown.

TREY: 00:26:49

There are so many circumstances like this too, where it's one

CHELSEY: 00:26:56

Right when you're like, especially with the turnover, like who knows if

TREY: 00:27:02

Right.

CHELSEY: 00:27:02

And I think that that's, what's so hard about, this is like you could go

TREY: 00:27:07

2016.

CHELSEY: 00:27:09

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:27:09

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:27:10

I think I'm ready to crown.

CHELSEY: 00:27:12

How about you?

TREY: 00:27:12

Yeah, let's do it.

CHELSEY: 00:27:13

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:27:14

Let's do it.

TREY: 00:27:14

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort

VOICEOVER: 00:27:26

The Queens are Tabulating.

TREY: 00:27:29

Okay.

TREY: 00:27:29

Are you ready?

CHELSEY: 00:27:30

I think I'm ready.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:35

Total Score.

CHELSEY: 00:27:37

Oh, interesting.

CHELSEY: 00:27:38

I know I have four crowns up.

CHELSEY: 00:27:40

Trey has three crowns up.

CHELSEY: 00:27:42

I think I'm just like a softie when it comes to kids now.

CHELSEY: 00:27:45

I just felt bad for this family and their experience.

CHELSEY: 00:27:48

And I want to, I guess I wanted to validate the experience that they had, even though

CHELSEY: 00:28:01

And I think it is becoming a softie in my tenure as a Review Queen.

CHELSEY: 00:28:07

I've officially become the Paula.

CHELSEY: 00:28:08

I started as like a Simon-Randy.

CHELSEY: 00:28:11

Now I'm the Paula, why did you do three?

TREY: 00:28:13

So you'll never be able to be a judge on American Juniors if they ever bring that back.

CHELSEY: 00:28:17

I guess not.

CHELSEY: 00:28:18

That's okay.

TREY: 00:28:19

You can't criticize children.

TREY: 00:28:21

Um, okay.

TREY: 00:28:21

I said three crowns.

TREY: 00:28:23

It just feels middle to me.

TREY: 00:28:24

Like I, I think that the points raised by AdventuresWfamily are totally valid.

TREY: 00:28:29

It does feel a little specific.

TREY: 00:28:31

I don't know that the impact is that strong.

TREY: 00:28:33

Other than when I go into the store, I'm going to have to be a little vigilant,

TREY: 00:28:42

So I think that it would be a distant memory in the back of my mind, but I don't think

TREY: 00:28:48

And so for that reason, like, I'm sorry to, baby AdventuresW but I'm

TREY: 00:28:55

And I hope that you're okay.

CHELSEY: 00:28:57

I also feel like AdventuresWfamily just based on like their name alone, I feel like they

TREY: 00:29:05

No.

CHELSEY: 00:29:05

They don't?!

TREY: 00:29:07

They've only had four contributions.

CHELSEY: 00:29:09

Oh, interesting.

CHELSEY: 00:29:10

Cause it's cause the first sentence was like, we love writing.

CHELSEY: 00:29:14

I know writing positive reviews.

TREY: 00:29:16

Well, maybe they are on Yelp or something and they didn't do this.

TREY: 00:29:19

Maybe they only opened a TripAdvisor account to write this review.

CHELSEY: 00:29:23

Maybe.

CHELSEY: 00:29:25

I feel like I gave adventuresW too high a score, but I think they...

TREY: 00:29:28

It's okay.

TREY: 00:29:29

You don't have to apologize, Paula.

TREY: 00:29:32

Just drink.

TREY: 00:29:32

Just drink some more water.

CHELSEY: 00:29:33

Alright, I think I'm dehydrated maybe.

TREY: 00:29:36

Well, let's take a break so that Chelsey can get hydrated.

TREY: 00:29:39

And when we come back, we'll get into our Chelsey's review.

CHELSEY: 00:29:43

Woo.

TREY: 00:29:45

Okay.

TREY: 00:29:45

Bye.

CHELSEY: 00:29:45

Bye!

TREY: 00:29:46

Oh, I'm just so thirsty.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:50

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:51

We'll be right back.

TREY: 00:30:14

All right.

TREY: 00:30:15

We're back from that break and just a little heads up.

TREY: 00:30:17

If you are not a part of our Royal Court on Patreon, you just missed

TREY: 00:30:25

But anyway, right now it is game time,Chels!

TREY: 00:30:28

It's time to take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:32

I don't feel like an icon.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:35

Most of the days I feel like "I can't" that's with an a.

CHELSEY: 00:30:42

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:30:43

Here's the deal.

CHELSEY: 00:30:43

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy one-star zinger.

CHELSEY: 00:30:48

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we'll take turns, trying to recite the

TREY: 00:30:54

Just like queen Meryl, who does it all!

CHELSEY: 00:30:56

Before the clock runs out.

CHELSEY: 00:30:58

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:30:58

Trey had the first review.

CHELSEY: 00:30:59

So I got the first zinger.

TREY: 00:31:02

What is it, girl?

TREY: 00:31:03

Tell us.

TREY: 00:31:03

Tell us.

CHELSEY: 00:31:04

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:31:05

We're all dying to now.

CHELSEY: 00:31:06

So I feel like all my zingers, a lot of my zingers are...

CHELSEY: 00:31:09

this is the second one that's comes from GNC.

CHELSEY: 00:31:11

Cause I spend a little time on that website.

CHELSEY: 00:31:14

I'm also bad at taking vitamins.

CHELSEY: 00:31:15

So I was looking for like a gummy vitamin version of this thing called resveratrol.

CHELSEY: 00:31:21

It's an age revitalizing fruit chew.

CHELSEY: 00:31:24

I don't know.

CHELSEY: 00:31:25

Somebody told me that it was supposed to be good for my skin, but now I

CHELSEY: 00:31:31

So.

TREY: 00:31:31

You're so worried about your skin.

CHELSEY: 00:31:34

Save that money.

CHELSEY: 00:31:35

Anyway, this review is from Patty P.

CHELSEY: 00:31:39

It is a one-star review for these revitalizing fruit chews on GNC, and

CHELSEY: 00:31:51

Taste singular tastes crap.

TREY: 00:31:53

Oh, Patty P that's a great name.

CHELSEY: 00:31:55

Patty P taste crappy.

TREY: 00:31:57

All right.

TREY: 00:31:58

I am ready.

CHELSEY: 00:31:59

What am I strapped into today, Trey?

TREY: 00:32:02

Today.

TREY: 00:32:02

You are on a black beauty horse.

CHELSEY: 00:32:05

Oh my God.

CHELSEY: 00:32:07

Nay!

TREY: 00:32:08

Okay.

TREY: 00:32:09

You ready?

CHELSEY: 00:32:10

Yes, I'm ready.

TREY: 00:32:11

Did you brush the horse's mane?

CHELSEY: 00:32:13

Of course always, you have to make sure otherwise you don't want that mane to get matted.

TREY: 00:32:18

No sudden movements, or it'll get scared.

TREY: 00:32:24

WWE

TREY: 00:32:29

Spy crappy superhero

VOICEOVER: 00:32:34

tastes crappy

TREY: 00:32:37

TLC reality show taste, crappy opera, diva

TREY: 00:32:46

auctioneer, crappy days, breaking news.

CHELSEY: 00:32:56

That was a lot, but that was a short one.

TREY: 00:32:59

Um, okay, so you got six, seven.

CHELSEY: 00:33:02

Wow.

CHELSEY: 00:33:03

seven.

TREY: 00:33:04

Really good.

CHELSEY: 00:33:06

That might be a personal best.

TREY: 00:33:08

No, you got eight the other day.

CHELSEY: 00:33:10

Oh, I did?

TREY: 00:33:11

I don't.

TREY: 00:33:11

But maybe that was one, we didn't include.

CHELSEY: 00:33:14

Maybe, uh, well, whatever, either way.

CHELSEY: 00:33:17

I'm pleased with my, a score of seven.

CHELSEY: 00:33:19

Thank you, Trey.

CHELSEY: 00:33:20

And, um, what is your one star zinger?

CHELSEY: 00:33:23

Where's it from?

TREY: 00:33:24

Okay.

TREY: 00:33:24

So my one star zinger today is from Apple Podcasts.

TREY: 00:33:27

It's for a podcast called Call Me Daddy.

CHELSEY: 00:33:30

Okay.

TREY: 00:33:31

So the subject is wow.

TREY: 00:33:32

One star.

TREY: 00:33:34

Maybe the worst on air talent I've ever heard.

CHELSEY: 00:33:36

Trey, This is a long one.

CHELSEY: 00:33:38

If you really gave yourself quite a challenge.

TREY: 00:33:41

I know, but it is just one sentence.

CHELSEY: 00:33:43

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:33:44

Are you ready?

TREY: 00:33:47

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:33:47

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:33:48

Let's do this.

CHELSEY: 00:33:53

Maybe the worst song.

CHELSEY: 00:33:56

True crime doc

CHELSEY: 00:33:58

burst on air talent.

CHELSEY: 00:34:00

I heard auctioneer

CHELSEY: 00:34:05

. VOICEOVER: I heard

TREY: 00:34:06

sports announcer, maybe the worst on air talent,

CHELSEY: 00:34:11

breaking

TREY: 00:34:12

news, maybe the worst on air talent I've ever heard.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:15

Lifetime, maybe.

TREY: 00:34:18

The worst

CHELSEY: 00:34:22

pop star.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:23

That's all.

CHELSEY: 00:34:24

Wow.

CHELSEY: 00:34:24

Trey.

CHELSEY: 00:34:24

That was great.

CHELSEY: 00:34:26

4, 5, 6.

TREY: 00:34:29

That means Chelsey's our winner.

CHELSEY: 00:34:31

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:34:32

Thank you.

TREY: 00:34:34

Oh, wait.

TREY: 00:34:34

I know why I didn't win because I never found out what I was riding.

CHELSEY: 00:34:38

Oh, well, I was riding, I just assumed it was like I'm riding the black horse.

CHELSEY: 00:34:42

You're riding the white horse, sort of like a black Swan white Swan moment.

TREY: 00:34:48

Oh, that means you're evil.

CHELSEY: 00:34:49

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:34:50

That's why I won.

CHELSEY: 00:34:51

Cause I used sorcery

VOICEOVER: 00:34:55

Review That Review.

TREY: 00:34:58

So, we're back from the game break.

TREY: 00:34:59

And now it's Chelsey's turn.

TREY: 00:35:01

Girlfriend, where's your review from this week.

CHELSEY: 00:35:04

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:35:04

So my review is from Amazon and it is written by Anita J.

CHELSEY: 00:35:11

And it is a one-star review of Coastal Pet Safari.

CHELSEY: 00:35:16

It's a dog dematting comb, did look this up for personal use in

CHELSEY: 00:35:23

All right, here we go.

CHELSEY: 00:35:25

This is Anita J.

CHELSEY: 00:35:27

The subject is we normally don't write reviews and I would love to

CHELSEY: 00:35:38

We normally don't write reviews and I would love to give this a good one, but

CHELSEY: 00:35:46

The instruction clearly states that if you're left-handed to remove the bolt on

CHELSEY: 00:35:55

Wrong.

CHELSEY: 00:35:56

What they lack to mention is that you need the assistance of the United

CHELSEY: 00:36:04

We used every tool we have in our arsenal to attempt to remove the it.

CHELSEY: 00:36:10

And it is impossible to remove.

CHELSEY: 00:36:13

We even stripped the bolt due to the amount of force used to try and remove it.

CHELSEY: 00:36:18

If you're left-handed and are even thinking about purchasing this, please,

CHELSEY: 00:36:27

Or get the assistance of two bodybuilders to assist you one to hold the handle.

CHELSEY: 00:36:33

And one to turn the bolt.

CHELSEY: 00:36:35

Shame.

CHELSEY: 00:36:36

We soooo wanted to try this.

CHELSEY: 00:36:40

If the makers of this tool is reading this, please give the option for

CHELSEY: 00:36:52

I almost slipped a few times.

CHELSEY: 00:36:55

Safari Pet Products, please tell us what we are doing wrong to flip it.

TREY: 00:37:05

Anita J!

CHELSEY: 00:37:06

Anita J came to play.

TREY: 00:37:09

I wonder if Anita J got to like, apply for that college scholarship for left-handed students.

CHELSEY: 00:37:15

Is that a thing?

TREY: 00:37:16

Yes!

TREY: 00:37:16

I was so jealous.

CHELSEY: 00:37:17

Oh my God.

CHELSEY: 00:37:18

I didn't know that.

TREY: 00:37:19

I guess that's my right-hand privilege.

CHELSEY: 00:37:21

It's true.

CHELSEY: 00:37:22

I was thinking about that a lot.

CHELSEY: 00:37:24

Like truth be told I bought this product immediately afterwards.

CHELSEY: 00:37:28

Cause I was like I'm right-handed sorry.

TREY: 00:37:32

Did you know, My mom was ambidextrous and her teacher would hit her hand with a

TREY: 00:37:38

That's so crazy.

CHELSEY: 00:37:40

Yeah, my grandmother had the same thing.

CHELSEY: 00:37:42

She was ambidextrous, but they like made her write with her right hand.

CHELSEY: 00:37:45

I wish

TREY: 00:37:45

I was ambidextrous, but...

CHELSEY: 00:37:46

I know, That sounds nice.

TREY: 00:37:48

Okay.

TREY: 00:37:48

Anita J you know, I'm just curious, like, can it really be this difficult?

CHELSEY: 00:37:53

I don't know.

CHELSEY: 00:37:54

Maybe, I mean,

TREY: 00:37:56

Anita J says you need two bodybuilders, one to hold the damn thing.

TREY: 00:38:00

And the other one to turn the bolt.

CHELSEY: 00:38:01

I mean, to me that just means that it's not, it seems like Anita J bought this

CHELSEY: 00:38:11

And someone must responded or maybe they wrote in the thing.

CHELSEY: 00:38:14

I didn't see it.

CHELSEY: 00:38:15

That this is what you do.

CHELSEY: 00:38:16

And it must just not be possible.

TREY: 00:38:18

Wait, I'm confused.

TREY: 00:38:19

Is it a glove?

CHELSEY: 00:38:21

No, it's a comb.

CHELSEY: 00:38:22

It's a, I didn't know that there was left and right handed comb...

CHELSEY: 00:38:24

again right-handed privilege.

CHELSEY: 00:38:26

Sorry.

CHELSEY: 00:38:26

But like, I didn't know that there was a left comb and a right comb.

TREY: 00:38:29

I didn't either.

CHELSEY: 00:38:31

I guess there is, I guess, I don't know.

TREY: 00:38:33

Okay.

TREY: 00:38:33

This whole time you were reading, I was picturing one of those gloves that you see,

TREY: 00:38:39

And I was like, ah, you just have to like flip to the other side of the glove.

TREY: 00:38:43

Okay so it's a Comb and, oh, I guess that if you're coming at it from your left hand, the

TREY: 00:38:55

Cause if you're brushing with your right,

CHELSEY: 00:38:57

I mean, I'm glad you understand that.

CHELSEY: 00:38:59

I think I'm still confused.

CHELSEY: 00:39:01

I'm dropping a screenshot into the, into the chat Trey so that you can see, and then

TREY: 00:39:06

we'll have to put it on our Instagram.

CHELSEY: 00:39:07

Yeah, It's a comb.

TREY: 00:39:11

Oh, but you see how, but that is what I was thoughtt.

TREY: 00:39:14

Yeah.

TREY: 00:39:14

But you see how it's like the blades are on the top.

CHELSEY: 00:39:18

Yeah.

TREY: 00:39:18

It's like a, a flag.

TREY: 00:39:21

So only one side of the flag has the blades like positioned to actually demat.

CHELSEY: 00:39:26

Right.

TREY: 00:39:27

So I see if.

CHELSEY: 00:39:28

If you were left-handed, but it makes sense then flag would be in the wrong direction.

CHELSEY: 00:39:34

Okay.

TREY: 00:39:34

Right.

CHELSEY: 00:39:35

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:39:36

And I do see that in the picture.

CHELSEY: 00:39:37

It does kind of make it look like you could just like unscrew the top.

CHELSEY: 00:39:42

Like there's like a little screw on the top.

TREY: 00:39:43

Yeah.

TREY: 00:39:43

Like the little bolt at the end.

CHELSEY: 00:39:44

Yeah the little bolt at the end.

TREY: 00:39:46

Wait, I'm just seeing that this product is $12.49.

TREY: 00:39:49

Can't you just find a left-hand friendly version instead of like, trying to make this one work?

TREY: 00:39:54

I guess that as like, again, privilege.

CHELSEY: 00:39:56

I think it's our right-hand privilege.

CHELSEY: 00:39:58

I wonder how if you're listening listeners and you're, left-handed, I'm genuinely

TREY: 00:40:08

Me too.

TREY: 00:40:08

Please, please call us.

CHELSEY: 00:40:10

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:40:11

Are there a plethora of left-handed products out there?

CHELSEY: 00:40:14

Like, I don't think if I were a manufacturer and I were manufacturing this comb,

CHELSEY: 00:40:20

I don't know.

TREY: 00:40:21

It wouldn't have even occurred to me.

CHELSEY: 00:40:23

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:40:23

Which again, yeah, this is interesting because I think that if I were left-handed and I read

TREY: 00:40:36

Well, Even the headline is.

TREY: 00:40:38

I wish I could give this a review, but I can't because of who I am.

TREY: 00:40:42

And that is horrifying.

TREY: 00:40:43

I mean, that's horrifying.

CHELSEY: 00:40:44

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:40:44

That's sad.

CHELSEY: 00:40:45

It's true.

CHELSEY: 00:40:46

It's sad we to think about it that way.

CHELSEY: 00:40:47

Like, I'm sorry, Anita J.

TREY: 00:40:49

I think this is incredibly valuable if I was left-handed.

TREY: 00:40:53

I mean, even for you as a right-hander you're like great.

TREY: 00:40:55

It doesn't affect me.

CHELSEY: 00:40:56

Right.

TREY: 00:40:57

It is seeping with value.

CHELSEY: 00:40:59

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:40:59

I mean, I'm just going to looking right now.

CHELSEY: 00:41:01

93 people found this helpful.

CHELSEY: 00:41:03

So that says something.

TREY: 00:41:04

And there's no like response.

CHELSEY: 00:41:06

There's no response.

CHELSEY: 00:41:08

Um,

TREY: 00:41:09

it's pretty, yeah, that's a pretty damning review.

TREY: 00:41:11

If I was Safari, I would be very upset about this.

TREY: 00:41:15

I would send them a life time supply.

CHELSEY: 00:41:18

Yeah.

TREY: 00:41:18

Of bodybuilders to help them switch the blade.

CHELSEY: 00:41:21

Right.

CHELSEY: 00:41:22

Maybe that's what Anita J was going for.

CHELSEY: 00:41:24

And if she was, I respect it.

TREY: 00:41:26

Amen.

TREY: 00:41:27

No shame in your game.

TREY: 00:41:28

So I noticed a couple of times there were some spelling mistakes.

CHELSEY: 00:41:32

Yeah, there were definitely some,like, copy editing issues, you

CHELSEY: 00:41:40

That definitely,

TREY: 00:41:41

just words left out.

CHELSEY: 00:41:42

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:41:42

Like words left out.

CHELSEY: 00:41:44

Like the wrong word and whatever.

TREY: 00:41:46

I definitely believe, I believe Anita in this.

TREY: 00:41:48

Like, I don't think that they're being shady or that they're lying or that they're a competitor.

TREY: 00:41:52

Like, I actually believe that this is a real experience.

CHELSEY: 00:41:55

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:41:55

I believe Anita too.

CHELSEY: 00:41:56

I also believe that Anita, was serving us hyperbolic comedy here and for that.

CHELSEY: 00:42:01

I wanna just give her a nod.

CHELSEY: 00:42:03

You know, it was funny.

CHELSEY: 00:42:05

I mean, I like laughed at the bodybuilder stuff and like the, get a gym membership, you know.

TREY: 00:42:11

Yeah, I, I didn't like that.

TREY: 00:42:13

I didn't like, I didn't like the first joke about needing to be in the U S military or whatever.

CHELSEY: 00:42:19

No, she said you need the assistance of the United States Military.

TREY: 00:42:22

Yeah, I think that could have been funnier, but I liked the bodybuilder visuals.

CHELSEY: 00:42:27

Maybe she should have workshopped the jokes.

TREY: 00:42:29

But I appreciate that while being discriminated against

CHELSEY: 00:42:32

she's still got a sense of humor,

TREY: 00:42:34

Anita is able to like try to spin some jokes.

TREY: 00:42:37

So,

CHELSEY: 00:42:37

yeah.

TREY: 00:42:38

Okay.

TREY: 00:42:38

That's good.

CHELSEY: 00:42:38

That's what I was getting at.

TREY: 00:42:40

I mean, I wouldn't hang this on my fridge, if this was my grandchild, because it

CHELSEY: 00:42:49

I think so.

CHELSEY: 00:42:50

I think Anita J is really standing up for the left-handed dog groomers of America.

TREY: 00:42:55

If you're a left-handed dog groomer and you're listening to this,

TREY: 00:43:00

I'm so curious.

TREY: 00:43:01

Honestly, like Chelsey's request earlier, if you are left-handed or if we know

CHELSEY: 00:43:14

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:43:15

And I feel like I'm going to have to crown it as if I were left-handed, you know?

TREY: 00:43:19

Ooh, Interesting.

TREY: 00:43:20

Okay.

TREY: 00:43:21

Well, let's crown it ause I want to have that conversation.

CHELSEY: 00:43:23

Okay.

TREY: 00:43:23

Ready?

CHELSEY: 00:43:24

Yes

VOICEOVER: 00:43:26

The Queens are Tabulating.

TREY: 00:43:29

All right.

TREY: 00:43:30

Okay.

TREY: 00:43:31

I think I'm ready.

CHELSEY: 00:43:32

I think I'm ready too.

VOICEOVER: 00:43:37

Total Score.

CHELSEY: 00:43:38

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:43:38

Queens are unanimous.

CHELSEY: 00:43:40

We're both giving four crowns to Anita.

CHELSEY: 00:43:43

Trey.

CHELSEY: 00:43:43

Tell us why you gave Anita J four crowns.

TREY: 00:43:47

It's really challenging for me because I didn't want to be coming from a place of

TREY: 00:44:04

And I just didn't give it five because it kind of upsets me.

TREY: 00:44:10

Like, I actually feel badly for Anita J, that they were discriminated against.

CHELSEY: 00:44:15

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:44:16

And that's like, maybe like impacting, like maybe you're not even remembering

CHELSEY: 00:44:21

Cause you're just kind of like, upset.

TREY: 00:44:22

I just think that like there needs to be a higher level of entertainment in

TREY: 00:44:28

So to me, I just gave four because.

TREY: 00:44:30

I think this is a valid problem, but I don't know the percentage of America, of

TREY: 00:44:36

So I do think that it doesn't matter to a certain population.

TREY: 00:44:40

So four crowns, what about you?

CHELSEY: 00:44:43

I gave the four crowns, I took off a crown for the spelling

CHELSEY: 00:44:49

I also took off.

CHELSEY: 00:44:50

Part of that, you know, lack of the, the five crowns was yeah, the entertainment.

CHELSEY: 00:44:55

I wasn't like bowled over, like I was for that giant ball review that had me,

TREY: 00:45:00

That was bowling people over.

CHELSEY: 00:45:01

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:45:01

in Stitches.

CHELSEY: 00:45:03

So I wasn't in stitches, but I did appreciate the effort and the ability for Anita to, in a

CHELSEY: 00:45:15

And I want to say maybe even triggering.

CHELSEY: 00:45:18

So because of that and because if I were left-handed and I read this, I

CHELSEY: 00:45:23

I know I should search elsewhere.

CHELSEY: 00:45:26

I think it was a really, you know, uh, effective review from Anita with lots of respect for you.

CHELSEY: 00:45:32

And all of the times you struggle because you're a left-handed person

TREY: 00:45:39

Excellent.

CHELSEY: 00:45:39

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:45:41

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:45:41

My Queens we've reached the most Regal portion of our show.

CHELSEY: 00:45:46

Who are you inducting, Trey, for

TREY: 00:45:49

My Royal Highness.

TREY: 00:45:52

Okay.

TREY: 00:45:52

So today I am going to induct a thing once again, but I found the inventor.

TREY: 00:45:59

So today, My Royal Highness is something that I think is very frequently overlooked,

TREY: 00:46:10

Today.

TREY: 00:46:11

I'm inducting ice.

CHELSEY: 00:46:14

Ice.

TREY: 00:46:15

I C E, ice.

CHELSEY: 00:46:17

Okay.

TREY: 00:46:17

So I was raised in the south as a southerner and there is nothing better than iced sweet tea.

TREY: 00:46:25

Now I am married to a Yankee who was raised in New Jersey, and I have learned many

CHELSEY: 00:46:42

Yes.

TREY: 00:46:42

I also am obsessed with coffee I love an iced coffee, so I am inducting ice as

TREY: 00:46:52

No one stops to like value this natural thing that lowers the temperature, especially in the summer.

TREY: 00:47:01

Like this is so fabulous and a man named Frederick Tudor in the early 18 hundreds

CHELSEY: 00:47:11

I love how much research you did for this.

CHELSEY: 00:47:13

I just want to give you a nod.

TREY: 00:47:15

Because I know it's a very silly thing to induct, but I actually like, I have to have ice.

TREY: 00:47:20

I can't consume any, any beverage, if it doesn't have ice in it.

TREY: 00:47:23

I mean, I guess like maybe a glass of wine, but...

CHELSEY: 00:47:26

I like things cold.

TREY: 00:47:27

Like imagine having champagne that was hot.

CHELSEY: 00:47:30

Terrible.

TREY: 00:47:31

Horrifying.

TREY: 00:47:32

And, you know, refrigerators are an updated version of an icebox.

TREY: 00:47:36

So Frederick Tudor.

TREY: 00:47:38

You are my inductee for My Royal Highness.

TREY: 00:47:42

I hope you didn't do anything problematic, but I really appreciate that you did

TREY: 00:47:50

Everyone lift up, except for Chelsey because she's dehydrated, lift up your glass of iced

TREY: 00:47:58

Just to you.

TREY: 00:47:59

Frederick Tudor.

CHELSEY: 00:48:02

Frederick tutor, ice, ice, baby.

CHELSEY: 00:48:04

I mean, thank you.

CHELSEY: 00:48:05

Thank you for that.

CHELSEY: 00:48:06

Wonderful induction, Trey.

TREY: 00:48:08

Thank you.

TREY: 00:48:08

Now, Chelsey, who are you inducting for?

TREY: 00:48:11

My Royal Highness today.

CHELSEY: 00:48:12

That's a good question.

CHELSEY: 00:48:13

So today I am inducting Jessica Yellin.

CHELSEY: 00:48:17

She is @JessicaYellin on instagram.

CHELSEY: 00:48:20

For those of you that don't know now, you know.

CHELSEY: 00:48:23

Jessica Yellin, she's a former CNN, Chief White House Correspondent, and she does something

CHELSEY: 00:48:34

She gives you all the information.

CHELSEY: 00:48:36

I mean, listen, everybody gets news from different sources.

CHELSEY: 00:48:38

I'm not gonna, I'm not going to speak for everyone.

CHELSEY: 00:48:40

I'll speak for myself.

CHELSEY: 00:48:41

She gives me the news that I want to know in a concise way, that is interesting and effective.

CHELSEY: 00:48:49

And she just pivoted to this Instagram news angel.

CHELSEY: 00:48:55

And so many people like myself benefit from the things that she

CHELSEY: 00:49:02

I feel like she allows me to understand things that I might not understand otherwise.

CHELSEY: 00:49:07

And Jessica Yellin, you're a news Queen.

CHELSEY: 00:49:10

You're My Royal Highness.

CHELSEY: 00:49:12

And if you guys don't follow her and you're interested in that kind of

TREY: 00:49:20

I love this.

CHELSEY: 00:49:21

Yes!

CHELSEY: 00:49:21

Me too!

TREY: 00:49:22

Wait, I don't think I said the word "this" correctly.

TREY: 00:49:24

Like I think my, my tooth got stuck on my lip.

CHELSEY: 00:49:27

Okay.

TREY: 00:49:28

I love this.

CHELSEY: 00:49:30

I love this too.

CHELSEY: 00:49:31

This is great.

CHELSEY: 00:49:32

This is my favorite part of the show.

VOICEOVER: 00:49:35

Listener Voicemail!

TREY: 00:49:36

You guys, we're not done yet.

TREY: 00:49:38

We have a very special edition of Listener Voicemail.

TREY: 00:49:43

I'm just going to start playing it.

CHELSEY: 00:49:45

Okay.

VOICEOVER: 00:49:45

Hey Queens.

VOICEOVER: 00:49:46

My name is David and I would like to Lodge A Complaint.

TREY: 00:49:49

So this is my husband.

CHELSEY: 00:49:51

Oh!

CHELSEY: 00:49:52

This is, This is David David.

CHELSEY: 00:49:53

Okay.

TREY: 00:49:54

So, I just had to like, be transparent about that.

TREY: 00:49:56

So

CHELSEY: 00:49:57

Okay

VOICEOVER: 00:49:57

So, my complaint that is being lodged is against rental car companies

VOICEOVER: 00:50:09

And then your confirmation number.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:10

And then you arrive there and they don't have a car for you.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:13

And they just tell you.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:14

Sorry, we don't have enough cars.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:15

We're not honoring your reservation.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:18

This happened to me and it was honestly infuriating because you know what happened after

VOICEOVER: 00:50:28

I just thought I have my thing.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:30

I'm good.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:31

I'm set.

TREY: 00:50:31

Crazy.

CHELSEY: 00:50:32

That's outta control.

TREY: 00:50:33

Have you ever heard of this happening?

CHELSEY: 00:50:35

I wonder if he arrived late or something.

CHELSEY: 00:50:37

I mean, either way, it's disgusting, but I haven't really heard of this happening.

TREY: 00:50:42

It might be a, it might be a pandemic situation.

TREY: 00:50:44

I'm not sure about that, but okay.

TREY: 00:50:46

We'll keep going.

CHELSEY: 00:50:47

Still.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:47

They don't have a car and now I'm scrambling.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:50

I have my luggage and there was no cars.

VOICEOVER: 00:50:52

And so what I ended up doing is finding a stranger who was going the same way that I was,

VOICEOVER: 00:51:07

We had a great trip.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:08

She also picked up another stray.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:10

Who couldn't get her car from the rental company.

CHELSEY: 00:51:13

Oh my God.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:13

So the story kind of has a happy ending, but this is my big complaint.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:17

It's okay if you don't have enough cars, I know people are traveling again

VOICEOVER: 00:51:24

And so.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:25

Well, if you have a rental car shortage, that's fine, but don't take my reservation.

CHELSEY: 00:51:29

Agree!

VOICEOVER: 00:51:29

Know your inventory, have your system figured out.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:32

So when I try to make a reservation, it'll say, sorry, we can't give you a reservation.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:36

We don't have enough cars so that I can then look for other ways to get there.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:40

And I won't just be kind of feeling screwed over in the moment.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:44

That's my complaint.

VOICEOVER: 00:51:46

Thank you, Queens.

CHELSEY: 00:51:47

Wow.

CHELSEY: 00:51:49

I'm hearing you, David.

CHELSEY: 00:51:50

First of all, I was really scared when he said he took a ride from a random stranger.

TREY: 00:51:55

Thank you for saying that because I listen to too many murder podcasts.

TREY: 00:52:00

I would never do that.

CHELSEY: 00:52:01

Never

TREY: 00:52:02

Are you kidding me?

TREY: 00:52:03

Did we learn nothing from the seventies?

TREY: 00:52:05

Other than you do not hitchhike?

CHELSEY: 00:52:07

Agreed.

CHELSEY: 00:52:07

So I'm so glad that it turned out well and that this person ended up

CHELSEY: 00:52:13

But I was, yeah, I was a little bit nervous for David when he told me that.

CHELSEY: 00:52:16

But like beyond that, which is like, I understand desperate times, I guess.

CHELSEY: 00:52:21

But like ridiculous.

CHELSEY: 00:52:22

How could they do that?

CHELSEY: 00:52:23

You don't give someone the confirmation number if you can't deliver.

TREY: 00:52:26

Yeah.

TREY: 00:52:26

And this was apparently happening to a lot of people that they just like

CHELSEY: 00:52:30

They picked up another stray.

CHELSEY: 00:52:31

I love how he said that.

TREY: 00:52:33

Stray.

TREY: 00:52:33

That is very funny.

CHELSEY: 00:52:34

Yeah.

TREY: 00:52:34

Yeah, You would think they would have a list of an inventory and you

TREY: 00:52:39

Who knows.

TREY: 00:52:40

David.

TREY: 00:52:41

So sorry that happened to you.

TREY: 00:52:44

I appreciate that.

TREY: 00:52:45

You made a Royal Highness out of a lodging of a complaint that says so much about who you are.

CHELSEY: 00:52:50

Yeah.

TREY: 00:52:51

Thank you for leaving us a voicemail.

CHELSEY: 00:52:52

And also just like quick shout out since we're here.

CHELSEY: 00:52:54

And like, I I've thought about giving David My Royal Highness a few times and maybe I

CHELSEY: 00:53:05

And he's a fantastic photographer and we love, I mean, obviously

TREY: 00:53:10

Ah, yes, very nice.

TREY: 00:53:13

This is not an ad, but he is a wedding photographer and you can follow him

CHELSEY: 00:53:21

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:53:22

As you should.

TREY: 00:53:22

Um, and I did not, I did not solicit that complainant.

TREY: 00:53:25

He wanted to give the complaint, so.

CHELSEY: 00:53:27

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:53:27

Everybody.

CHELSEY: 00:53:28

Please give us your complaints.

CHELSEY: 00:53:29

I would, I would love to hear them.

TREY: 00:53:31

And the left-hand people, please.

CHELSEY: 00:53:32

Please let us, and also just, yeah, just I'm so glad that you said that because I just

CHELSEY: 00:53:40

Oh, sorry.

CHELSEY: 00:53:41

Not Angela.

CHELSEY: 00:53:41

And what is wrong with me.

CHELSEY: 00:53:43

I can't get anybody to...

TREY: 00:53:44

...you're dehydrated.

CHELSEY: 00:53:45

I'm dehydrated.

CHELSEY: 00:53:45

Let me drink.

CHELSEY: 00:53:46

But I wanted to say something else about Anita J that made her like kind of a queen.

CHELSEY: 00:53:51

Did you notice that she used the Royal We throughout her entire review?

TREY: 00:53:56

What is that?

TREY: 00:53:57

Linguist?

TREY: 00:53:57

Not linguistics.

TREY: 00:53:58

That's like, um, what's the, what's that word?

TREY: 00:54:01

Um, it's like the power of persuasion or our, our, our it's a Barbara Corcoran

CHELSEY: 00:54:08

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:54:09

So like maybe, maybe I think that I think of Anita as a queen.

CHELSEY: 00:54:12

Cause she, she just showed up with that royal We.

TREY: 00:54:15

You're going to get me on your side if you say we.

TREY: 00:54:17

I think it's me.

CHELSEY: 00:54:18

Yes.

TREY: 00:54:18

That's power.

CHELSEY: 00:54:19

That is power.

TREY: 00:54:20

That's Queendom.

CHELSEY: 00:54:20

Yes, that's Queendom.

CHELSEY: 00:54:21

Anita J.

CHELSEY: 00:54:22

All right.

TREY: 00:54:24

Well we did at my Queen.

TREY: 00:54:25

Another round on the, R U an RQ Ferris Wheel.

CHELSEY: 00:54:29

Wow.

CHELSEY: 00:54:30

We just keep coming up with new nicknames for things.

CHELSEY: 00:54:33

Thank you guys so much for joining us.

CHELSEY: 00:54:35

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CHELSEY: 00:54:51

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CHELSEY: 00:54:55

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CHELSEY: 00:54:57

Chelsey with a Y

TREY: 00:54:58

and I'm Trey with two R what I, the way you said that I wanted to sing.

TREY: 00:55:05

Chelsey with a B, but it goes Y, but what is that song?

CHELSEY: 00:55:09

Liza?

CHELSEY: 00:55:09

Is it like Liza with...

TREY: 00:55:11

Liza With a Z, not Lisa with an S...

TREY: 00:55:13

I can't believe, I didn't know that.

TREY: 00:55:14

And you just corrected me.

TREY: 00:55:15

Okay.

TREY: 00:55:16

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TREY: 00:55:19

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CHELSEY: 00:55:35

That's like the price of one coffee at Starbucks, right?

CHELSEY: 00:55:38

I don't know.

CHELSEY: 00:55:39

Okay.

TREY: 00:55:39

It'd be iced.

CHELSEY: 00:55:40

It should be iced.

CHELSEY: 00:55:41

Let's be honest, especially in this like

TREY: 00:55:43

No those are like $6.

CHELSEY: 00:55:44

...especially in the summer.

CHELSEY: 00:55:46

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CHELSEY: 00:55:46

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TREY: 00:55:50

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CHELSEY: 00:55:51

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CHELSEY: 00:55:53

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TREY: 00:55:54

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CHELSEY: 00:55:56

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CHELSEY: 00:56:24

Ugh.