Episode 105: Cirque du Soleil - 1 Star Review

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, Which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby, It's time to Review That Review!

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Hello,

TREY GERRALD: 00:00:32

Oh, hi there.

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And hello listeners.

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Welcome once again to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

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that's Trey Gerrald.

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and that is ChelseyBD Donn.

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And together we are.

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The Review, Queen,

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But before we get into those reviews, ChelseyBD, is

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

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About this week?

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Thank you for asking 'I mean.

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'I love when 'I have something happen in real time because then it

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But 'I was taking out the trash.

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Trash bag was definitely, you know, full.

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I'm not gonna say that it wasn't.

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Okay.

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'I am gonna say it was full and it was stretching the laws of physics and 'I knew that.

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Okay.

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However, 'I got it down the stairs, got it in the garage.

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'I opened the garage.

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'I was fine.

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And well, right before 'I was about to get it into the tr, like in the heve, let's say.

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The he ho of it all just pushed it over the edge and everything collapsed

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'I 'I knew 'I was testing the laws of physics, but 'I guess my Complaint is

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You know, why did, didn't have to let me get to that point where 'I thought it

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Did, did God need like an extra laugh that day?

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Were my angels up there looking down, being like, we need, was Bob Saggot up there

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So close.

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Or maybe God was looking down and said, you know what?

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I'm gonna do this to ChelseyBD

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instead of the actual garbage man who's gonna come in.

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Because how many times do you think that happens to garbage people?

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Yeah.

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'I guess.

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Yeah, 'I guess you're right.

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I'm sure it's happened

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machine for the garbage truck comes out.

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It's like an arm.

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It grabs it.

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It takes it to nearly the top.

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That's what mine does.

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Grabs it, takes it to nearly the top, and then dunk, dunk, dunk.

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So 'I don't think 'I 'I don't know that this would've attacked A' garbage man.

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But maybe, maybe God was looking out for me and letting it happen there and not inside the house.

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Like

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Wait, wait, so you don't have A' garbage person that hangs on the

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We do, but he's there as like, like A', second in command.

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You know what 'I mean?

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Like he's there if something goes wrong.

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If we have like an error in the processes,

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because you have like A' big metal trashcan that it like hooks

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It's not big and metal, honestly.

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It's just like A' standard, thick plastic trash ba which, which honestly these like claws of

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One time.

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We overstuffed the trash can, like weight capacity wise and the, the machine was able to pick it up.

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But its claws indented into the trash can and broke it.

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Oh,

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So 'I, don't think it's A' foolproof plan.

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'I don't know that God was looking out for the trash man.

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That was like the second in command sitting there.

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Maybe he would've gotten A', little spillage.

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Not sure, but it just, you know what 'I mean when it's like you're working on something.

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It happened to me with something else earlier in the week.

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'I was trying to fix my robot vacuum and 'I was really proud of myself cuz

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And then in the last minute, 'I like snipped the electrical wire.

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And 'I was like, well, there goes the whole thing.

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You know what 'I mean?

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Like, so this isn't the first time this has happened to me, where I've

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I'm in the clear and then bam, you know?

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And 'I just hate that.

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That really reminds me of like the old days of dial up modem when

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Yes.

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days to download and then your sister picks up the phone,

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Exactly.

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That's the feeling.

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That's the feeling like, Ooh, I'm there, and then bam.

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And you know what that is.

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So does sort of feel like A' metaphor for life because 'I think we've all experienced that

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So

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Well that's what creates me being cynical and not want to celebrate too

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'I know, which is Brene Brown tells us that we shouldn't be foreboding joy.

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But it is hard because these moments do happen, right?

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So 'I don't know there's A' silver lining in there somewhere.

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'I, the only one 'I can see is that thankfully this didn't happen again

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Cuz then 'I think 'I would've really lost my mind.

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'I.

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Thought about that.

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that's my Complaint for this week.

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Um, thank you for listening and being there for me.

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This is fresh, hot off the presses,

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I've definitely been there before.

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And it of course, it's like, let me just 'I, I'm gonna get away.

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I'll get away with it, rather than opening up

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exactly.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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And then at the end of the day, you're mad cuz you don't have anyone to blame but yourself.

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Like 'I should have double bagged.

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'I knew it when 'I was bringing it down.

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Like 'I had several moments where 'I could have pivoted and 'I didn't.

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And it's my own fault.

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But 'I just sometimes you wanna get away with it, you know?

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'I hear you.

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That's very frustrating.

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Speaking of getting away with things, Trey.

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Yes, 'I.

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Should we jump into this week's online review where this person

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Little did they know the review Queens were in the wings waiting to Review.

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That.

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Review

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Interesting day for that creative segue because just you wait.

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Oh, I'm so excited.

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'I.

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Review, That, Review.

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As you know, we are your trustee.

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Review Queen.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you A' review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that review

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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That's right.

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And Trey, it is your turn this week.

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What have you brought in for us 'I?

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All right, so today good old faithful 'I have A' one star review.

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Okay.

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From yelp.com

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Love her.

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four O by Cir du Sole.

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Seen it.

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Seen it.

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I've seen it.

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I've never seen O, but I've, I've seen the other show in Vegas that is underwater

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Okay.

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O was like the OG Water 'I.

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Want to say one?

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So this is written by user Patrick T, and they're just, this is A'

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A'.

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Okay,

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So just keep that in the back of your mind as 'I.

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Read

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great.

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Now I'll be traumatized, but okay.

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I'll get through it.

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'I mean.

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'I.

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Find, start to lay mildly traumatizing.

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So 'I feel like it fits.

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'I mean that there is A' parallel there.

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Okay.

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All right, so this is Patrick t's Onestar Yelp review four oh by Cirque Dule.

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Here we go.

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can't!, wait.

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My wife always wanted to watch the show for the longest time as someone who

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'I saved all my sick leave and days off just so that 'I could plan this drive to Las Vegas.

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Mainly for her to see the show, just to see my wife reactions to this show was priceless.

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'I picked A' good seats for us to make sure 'I don't disappoint her.

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However, while my wife was in odd.

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For the entire show and claps for every stunt performed period, 'I 'I am stuck with A',

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God

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who did nothing but to take pictures and post on his Facebook.

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Even after multiple requests, he just kept on taking video and pictures.

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His phone was so bright that it makes my blood boils.

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He also won't stop stabbing his elbow through my ribs.

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'I have already moved to right side.

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Half of my body is already filled the space on my wife.

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This mofo thought it was sign that 'I am giving him the permission to take

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'I 'I.

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'I didn't want to ruin the show.

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Everyone else, that 'I was forced to remain silent.

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Unfortunately, the front desk clerk told me that the show is fully booked for tomorrow and

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'I was really hoping to watch it from the way my wife described the show.

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'I really missed out Stout 'I had to take A' couple of aspirin just to calm myself down.

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Oh my God.

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From the aggravation and distress this person had caused me.

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'I should have just stayed home.

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This event alone destroyed my vacation

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Oh my God,

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on the bright side.

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My wife enjoyed it.

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'I could have sent my days off sick leave and hard earned money somewhere else.

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Then to give it away to Bellagio.

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A'.

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What is this review?

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Okay, so first of all, clearly we have A', lot of spelling

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Really did not do A'.

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Proper edit for sure.

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No, and there are plenty of, um, end punctuation marks in this review, but

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Most of the times it doesn't.

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They like do periods when they could do commas.

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Like it's really, this is A', really low bar for grammar.

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Very, very low 'I mean to start off, when we started with the, my wife of it, all

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It's the first two words.

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two words, 'I.

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'I immediately wrote again because these fricking reviews my happy,

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Mm-hmm.

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wife.

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'I don't know.

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There's something that's like, so maybe it's because I'm, I'm not married, but like it

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Like let your wife have her own voice.

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Write this from your perspective.

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It's okay if you wanna include your wife in the narrative, but whenever somebody starts A' review

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Mm.

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Is that just me?

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Hear you.

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Two words in and you were livid.

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Yes.

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So two words and 'I was just like, here we go again.

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And then the germophobe section, there was A' little bit that was

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So is the husband saying that he's A' germaphobe?

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Because it happened right after the My wife and 'I was angry.

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Can you clarify?

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Yeah.

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The sentence is grammatically incorrect, but it is saying, as someone who

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So like, but he said my wife as someone who likes to tr, so like

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no, no, no.

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'I think they're saying the wife always wanted to see the show and that they are someone

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Who's A'?

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Germophobe,

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In A', big germophobe.

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right.

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Here's the thing about this review.

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There's an argument to be stated somewhere within all the ss.

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However,

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There's

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an

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delivery is really not good.

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Now at least we're prefacing this with saying that we're A' germophobe so that we're understanding

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I'm not excusing the taping.

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In fact, 'I do think that that was the fault of the Bellagio.

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Someone should have gone in there if it was really that egregious and stop

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Cuz I'm pretty sure that's A' part of their rules.

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'I, don't think you can just like tape willy-nilly.

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Well, 'I had A' question about that cuz 'I remember during lockdown, 'I was

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And 'I really thought you would like not be allowed to record cele.

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but you found footage.

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No, 'I never did.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, 'I mean 'I.

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Think like anything else, like Broadway shows, right?

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Like every once in A' while you'll see A' tape, but that person is being like Sleuthy about it

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So 'I do think that if it was so obvious that this was happening, that 'I do wish, like

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So 'I do think that that's messed up.

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However, maybe this is me being too 'I.

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Sensitive, but there was something about the fact that Patrick mentioned that the guy was Indian

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'I know.

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in this context that made me feel like, again, this is like A' huge accusation.

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I'm not gonna 'I, don't wanna say like they're A' bigot, but felt A' little bit bigo to me.

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And so 'I J

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the ethnicity of

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has nothing to do,

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with anything else, so it's an unneeded identifier.

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Exactly,

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So then you start to question why are you including it

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exactly, because if the man was just kind of more of A', faceless man, 'I would've 'I.

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Maybe been like, oh, that was messed up.

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But because we're like an Indian man sitting next to me had this experience and A', A', germophobe

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There was just something that like lost in that argument for me because of that.

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Well, it's interesting cuz as 'I was reading it, when 'I first found

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And then 'I did also think, well maybe some of the grammar stuff is maybe this person is an English

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But then, It's interesting you're really picking up on the germaphobe comment because

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'I think being A' germaphobe probably heightens it cuz it's A' stranger That's so close to you.

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But they also talk about how bright the screen is.

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How like 'I don't know.

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Well, okay.

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'I think the big glaring issue here for me is like

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the wife.

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what inside of this review

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Yeah.

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anything to do with the show?

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Nothing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:58

No.

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Except for maybe that the ushers don't do their job.

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Yes.

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And then the fact that the wife, which again, not the intention of A' Pfizer.

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A' Review 'I.

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Was so blown away by the show

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A' clap.

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notice her

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No.

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sitting next to her having like A' pissy fit

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A' meltdown.

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time.

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Total meltdown next to her, digging into her, and the wife is still both eyes ahead.

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Enjoying the show.

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So if anything, if we're talking about the context of the show and even the anger at Patrick for

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'I really hate when someone leaves A' one star review.

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When 'I feel like the Bellagio did their part, they gave the refund,

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:52

Right 'I mean that's pretty crazy.

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To 'I mean that seems like.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:57

Yes.

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Like to your point, yes, for the Bellagio to then give you A' refund because

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That seems like an outrageous refund and they did it.

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So that only makes the Bellagio look even more like coming out smelling like roses, right?

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It's the opposite.

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that it's outrageous.

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Personally, like 'I.

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Think again, there's A', lot of distraction here cuz 'I don't love Patrick, the individual.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:27

So I'm trying to separate my feelings for Patrick from the incident and like find the complainant

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:39

You know if even if you go to A' movie, And then you go to the box office afterwards and you tell

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:51

Oh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:52

So, you know, 'I don't think it's crazy, but 'I do think that it's appropriate.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:56

And 'I do think it's the, the Queenly move, right?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:01

Like there, what's the Complaint?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:02

You told them that you had A' bad experience and they gave you back your money.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:06

So did you then go to the casino and lose all that money and now you're extra bitter.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:10

Patrick 'I mean what happened?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:13

'I just think there's details missing because you're that upset.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:17

That you got A' free ticket to A' show that your wife really wanted to

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:22

Well 'I think Patrick plays both sides of the field because at the

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:31

And they're like, you know, for my wife's sake.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:34

And then at the end they're like, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:35

'I would've really en enjoyed to have seen the show 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:39

But 'I think the but 'I think the principal Complaint is Patrick gives us the backstory

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:52

So 'I understand that then you didn't even get to enjoy it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:55

But there's part of me that thinks that Patrick's probably A' curmudgeon and

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:58

doesn't

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:59

Think Patrick is A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:59

Curmudgeon.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:00

'I personally think that Patrick lost money in the casino.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:03

That's my instinct.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:04

Is it on the page?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:05

No, but 'I do feel that way.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:08

'I feel like something else happened on this trip that really got our curmudgeon.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:15

Extra curmudgeony.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:16

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:16

Think it's ridiculous that we start the review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:20

Trying to give ourselves the world's biggest pat on the back by being like,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:28

'I didn't really want to do this, but my wife did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:31

So 'I took all my sick leave for my wife, for my wife, for my wife, for my wife, for my wife.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:36

And then in the end you're like, and my wife had A' great time,

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:39

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:40

So if it was for your wife, then mission accomplished.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:43

right?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:44

mean kind of.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:45

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:45

So 'I just looked it up.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:46

So O is 90 minutes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:49

So 'I would imagine there is 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:50

No intermission cuz that was my big counter here is like, why did you not go at

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:56

During intermission,

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:57

and get the house manager and cause A' scene like so 'I hear

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:06

Uh, presumably.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:08

Excuse me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:08

Excuse me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:08

Excuse me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:09

Excuse me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:10

Ducking and diving in front of the person with the camera, then miss more of the show cuz

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:16

But you would assume that the ushers are paying attention.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:20

And if you see someone with A', huge camera, that's like moving over and blocking the person's

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:28

So,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:28

to mention like 'I know that it's hard, and we've definitely talked about this on

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:34

'I know it's hard to confront someone, especially in the moment when the show is happening.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:39

But in all fairness, if Patrick was having such A' problem, could he not

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:45

Like, Hey, you're in my space.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:47

The light is in my eye.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:48

You know, like, why couldn't Patrick have said that?

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:52

'I mean, Patrick says that even after multiple requests,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:59

Maybe 'I missed that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:00

What do you think about the claim that they had to take Aspirin to calm down?

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:04

Is aspirin A' calm?

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:04

Downable sub substance?

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:06

'I Thought it was for like aches and pains.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:08

So did 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:09

'I just feel like it's too much, Patrick?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:12

Like you're just saying too much like 'I don't feel bad for you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:17

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:17

Just don't 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:19

Just it's A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:20

Perfect example of the delivery because Is there A', valid Complaint in there?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:24

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:25

Do 'I care for you?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:26

No.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:28

All the information you're giving me about yourself, Patrick is not very good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:32

Well, it also sounds to me like those malpractice lawsuits where,

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:38

Grab this,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:39

and there's like A', my ribs, aspirin,

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:42

From the aggravation and distress this person had caused

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:46

me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:47

'I should have just stayed home.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:48

This event alone destroyed my vacation.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:51

It's like, really?

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:53

That destroyed your vacation like,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:55

you're still saying your wife enjoyed it, which at the

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:01

Good point.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:01

All right, so what do you think the value unique, any new information in here 'I mean, other

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:10

And

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:10

no, other than you know what 'I think the best information here is for A' Fellow,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:19

If 'I really don't like it, 'I can tell them.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:21

Or if 'I really have A' problem, 'I can tell them.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:23

And maybe I'll get A' refund.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:24

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:25

'I think that's the valuable information.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:27

Spelling and grammar clearly atrocious.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:29

Really bad.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:30

Is it truthful or is it shady?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:33

It's shady.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:34

'I think it's definitely shady, but 'I, but 'I don't understand

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:40

Well, that's why I'm like, are they racist?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:42

Like are they, are they A'?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:44

Bigot, 'I, don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:45

but like, if you're so angry at this person seated next to you, why

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:51

Like, it's never gonna get back to that person.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:54

Like, that's what 'I don't understand.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:55

Like, why are you leaving A' review?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:56

It's, this is, this whole upset is irrelevant to the story.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:00

right?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:00

Because it's not telling me anything about the show or like, yeah, what to expect about the show,

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:07

Do you think this is gonna be common fluky?

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:08

Typical 'I mean we know everyone goes to Vegas, so it's like you're gonna encounter every walk of

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:13

life.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:14

But

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:15

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:15

Don't think that everybody would handle it the same way that Patrick did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:18

'I think that that's where the like commonality factor is sort of like lost on me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:24

'I do think that you're right and there's all kinds of people in Vegas and is it 'I?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:28

Is it likely that 'I might have someone trying to film next to me?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:32

'I, it could happen, but 'I don't know that it would go down in this

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:40

Or like, cuz we've all been in these sort of settings, whether it's A' movie theater,

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:52

Or someone's phone goes off, like we've all been A' and that that is like A', very 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:57

Held energetic upset.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:59

Like there's A', lot of like emotionalness that happens,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:03

for

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:04

that you seem to sort of exhale and it goes away.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:07

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:07

So, uh, 'I don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:09

'I don't know about how typical this is.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:11

'I am not 'I mean like humor, entertainment, 'I guess 'I was

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:22

But that's more of A' entertained, you know, as A' result of the review as

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:30

'I mean 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:31

Think it's entertaining that just how upset Patrick is and it how

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:37

The show and then how you, you really pointed out like, like Patrick is still just upset, but the

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:47

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:47

Think if this had been A' two or three Star, and even if it was the same exact

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:56

But 'I think the fact that we're giving one star like 'I think one star is

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:03

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:04

So impact, is there an impact for you?

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:06

Will would, would Patrick's review be A' deal breaker for you in

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:13

No, it would not be A' deal breaker for me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:16

It would not have, it has nothing to do with the show, as you mentioned,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:21

It's for sure not hurting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:23

Oh, in that way, 'I believe.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:26

But the impact for me is that like I'm enraged and I'm having an emotional response to the review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:35

Yeah,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:36

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:37

Should we jump right into the crowning

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:39

let's do it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:40

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:44

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:50

The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:59

Okay, I'm holding up A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:01

Half Crown Trey is holding up one crown.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:04

Alright, Patrick, as 'I said, as 'I segued into this portion of the show, you didn't

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:11

But we looked Patrick 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:13

We disagree.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:14

You should have taken another crack at the spelling.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:17

'I don't like you putting everything on your wife and 'I don't trust you cuz you said you

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:25

There was really no information here about the actual show.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:28

This is, like I've said before, sort of like.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:32

A' clog in the drain of the reviews.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:35

'I need to get past you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:37

If 'I really wanna know information about the show or the ticketing or anything

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:47

So for that reason, 'I could only award you A' Half Crown, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:52

Where's the one crown coming from?

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:54

Yeah, 'I just said one crown because 'I 'I think.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:57

Once again, this is one of those reviews where the emotion from the reviewer actually

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:04

Right

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:05

'I really extrapolate from this review, like the quality of the show

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:24

So that only makes me wanna see the show more.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:27

So 'I said one crown, because this is not Review Queen material by any stretch of

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:33

Oh, not even.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:34

Pretty, pretty far off.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:36

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:36

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:37

'I pretty bad, but pretty good review to bring in Trey A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:42

Lot to A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:43

A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:43

Lot A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:43

Chew on there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:46

Almost as much as A' Vegas Buffet.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:49

Oh, episode one

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:51

That's

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:51

or two.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:52

Two.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:53

It was Atlantic City.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:54

Anyway.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:55

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:55

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:55

Okay, so while we're chewing on that Fat ChelseyBD, it is your turn.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:01

We have reached the most regal portion of the show.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:04

And who are you going to induct today for?

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:07

'I.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:09

My, Royal, Highness.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:10

'I am so glad that you asked Trey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:13

So 'I was thinking, what are the type of things that we should be really

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:19

Because there's been so many that we have, but one that 'I do not think we've nominated.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:24

Trey is hand sanitizer.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:28

You guys

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:30

Well, 'I did do the spray one.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:32

Oh shoot, but, but I'm just gonna say as A' conceit, the invention

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:46

Apparently Lupe Hernandez is the legendary inventor of hand sanitizer and this.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:54

This invention identified A' way of combining A' disinfectant alcohol solution in gel form.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:02

And in doing that, billions of people were able to clean their hands when they, when

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:11

'I mean Lupe.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:13

Way to completely change the game.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:16

How would we even have gotten through this pandemic?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:19

'I mean 'I was A' very longtime user of hand sanitizer back in like middle school.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:27

'I was the person at Bed Bath and Beyond that was buying all those little ones that had A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:31

Great sense.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:32

So 'I 'I mean 'I love hand sanitizer.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:34

So 'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:35

You mean Bath and Body Works

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:37

What did 'I say?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:38

'I 'I about Beth

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:38

room?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:39

Yep.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:39

'I meant that body work.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:40

Sorry, 'I always do

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:42

'I always do that too.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:44

Wait, the bath A' bottle works with A' little like, um, cylindrical beads that would pop.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:49

Yes,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:49

yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:50

That are like apparently very bad for the environment, but 'I would use them all the time.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:54

'I would love, there was A' outlet in Atlantic City and my sister and 'I used

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:00

So hand sanitizer has definitely been something that has gotten me through.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:04

As someone that is A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:05

Little bit, not to say that I'm so much like A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:10

Patrick, but A', little bit of A' germophobe myself having hand sanitizer

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:17

Try, we always do this, but having hand sanitizer around has been something

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:25

Um, and 'I want to induct Lupe for just bringing such A' fabulous invention that

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:36

So thank you Lupe Hernandez.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:38

You are my, Royal Highness.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:43

Wow.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:44

Mazeltov.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:45

Lupe, you totally deserve this induction.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:48

Hand sanitizer, 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:49

Remember it being introduced and it being like A', total game change.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:53

'I mean and 'I never stopped to think who it was like hell.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:56

Genius.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:57

How genius what A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:59

Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:59

That was good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:00

Good one.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:01

Thanks.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:02

Well, we did A' Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:03

That is another round on the r u A'.

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:10

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TREY GERRALD: 00:33:28

Wait, 'I just thought we could also talk to um, Francis Patreon

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:36

'I.

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Don't think I'd ever want to be A' clown.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:38

Yeah, maybe we'll talk about our clown names in the after

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:42

You have A' clown name.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:43

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:43

Don't know 'I thought maybe 'I could name you and you can name me 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:46

Could be fun.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:48

Okay.

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Fed, fatty, petty

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:50

Petty Patty

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Pat Petty, fatty

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'I.

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I'm gonna, I'm gonna reveal your name in the after show.