Episode 104: Handyman 1 vs 5 Stars

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones choose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby it' time to Review That Review!

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Hello.

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Oh my goodness.

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Hey, Chelsey, I didn't know you were gonna be here.

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Surprise.

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Oh my gosh.

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And hello listeners.

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We knew you'd be here.

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And welcome once again to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

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Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

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Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

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That is Chelsey Donn,

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and that is Trey Gerrald.

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but when we come together, we form the dynamic duo known as

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The Review, Queen,

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well.

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ChelseyBD 'I.

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Do wanna take this little moment and I'm gonna really have to go ahead and

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

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please.

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I'm sure that we've done this before.

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You briefly mentioned it before we started recording, but my allergies are so bad and 'I,

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And my real Complaint here is 'I.

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Guess I've become addicted to Zyrtec without being aware because 'I do take A' pill.

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Every morning for Zyrtec, which 'I, which 'I know is like not the best case scenario, but

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So my real Complaint here is how it is advised in the sign industry.

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Is that even A' word, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:02:05

Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm

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sinus industry that you vary your allergy supplements

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But I'm so scared of the time in between.

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Yes.

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And then what if it doesn't work?

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Cuz 'I get decimated by seasonal allergies and it's like 'I walk outside and my car is

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the pollen.

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the pollen.

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God, it's.

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Awful.

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That's my Complaint.

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Why do our bodies get conditioned that's annoying?

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And B, like how do 'I like survive in A' world where I'm allergic to stuff?

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Obviously 'I am with you.

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'I also take Zyrtec every day also.

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Yes, it did kind of come up, but it is sort of funny cuz Trey, look, 'I always write down my

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And 'I had one and then 'I changed it to this right before we hopped on.

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So if you see here, My Complaint is unfulfilled.

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Sneezes.

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A', there is nothing worse.

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I'm telling you guys, there's been A' sneeze that's been trying to get out since this

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Mm-hmm.

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And then nothing comes out.

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We need A' sneeze.

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What is this?

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BS with the unfulfilled sneezes.

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Isn't sneezing like such A' weird thing when you think about it.

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Like our body is like expelling it like, and it's like A' sound that we never

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But just like so annoying.

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And the allergies must be just full frontal on both coasts.

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Unsurprisingly spring,

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It's also because like when you have an allergy attack, your body is dealing with

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So it's just like that sensation of like, Ugh, I'm not at 100.

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But like, nothing's really wrong except for like your sinuses, which is like you

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Like A', constant annoyance, but then not being able to fulfill the relief is insane.

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Awful.

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All day.

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All day.

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I've been trying to get the sneeze out.

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If only we had someone handy that could help us.

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If only we had A' handy man, that could help restore my nose.

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But that's A' beautiful segue.

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ChelseyBD, do you wanna go?

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Hey,

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'I do try.

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Let's do it.

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it.

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Let's do it.

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A'.

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A', chew.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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Queens today is another versus episode,

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Woo.

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and today we are gonna be covering both A' one star and A'

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Today's topic, wow.

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N Y C Handyman

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A' Company based in Brooklyn, New York.

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For this versus episode, Trey has selected the one star,

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So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that quota.

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'I think.

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You guess try.

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'I gonna say Tales.

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Okay.

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'I.

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It's tales.

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Woo Trey wins.

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That's right.

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Today.

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As Trey mentioned, we are covering reviews from around the house problem solvers.

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Wow NYC Handy men.

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At the time of this recording, the wows have 58 reviews on Yelp with an average

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According to their website, wow, handy men.com.

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They are A' small operation which consists of A', small group of old friends who happen to be handy.

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So Trey, with all that background info in mind, let's jump right in.

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Diva.

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Review, That, Review.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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So today 'I was tasked with finding the one star review for Wow.

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NYC handyman.

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Well, we get into the, like when we're assessing, we have to talk about that title, okay.

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Of this company.

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So, all right.

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This is the One Star review.

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It's written by Joey.

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Oh,

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Oh,

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it made me think of, whoa.

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whoa.

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Yeah, me too.

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Like from Blossom

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Yeah, we're old.

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All right, so here we go.

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So Joey owes one star Yelp review, calling him on the phone and leaving him A' message of the job.

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And he responds to me by text.

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Now 'I need explain my whole situation again by text.

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That's fine.

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Even so then 'I explain to him for an hour back and forth through text the situation,

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It seems like we are A'.

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Go on the job.

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'I told him you're hired.

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Gave him the address and then asked him what days are you available?

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No response.

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It's been since yesterday.

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Morning.

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Time is money even if he needed to think it over.

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Still A'.

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Long time at least.

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Tell me, sorry.

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We're not going to do your job and make up some story or give me A' heads

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With all those great Yelp reviews, it has me scratching my head, but to

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Okay.

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Short and sweet Joey O.

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Actually I'll say short and not sweet.

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'I.

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'I.

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Think this is interesting.

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'I.

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Think Joey o.

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Oh,

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o.

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O has A'.

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Very 'I.

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Fragile ego

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Mm.

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'I think that one of the most interesting sentences of

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You know, li Lie to me.

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What's that about?

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Joey 'I would rather someone be honest than make up A' story.

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Mm-hmm.

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And 'I also think it's interesting that Joey is jumping to so

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'I mean less than now.

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We're talking about A' Yelp handyman in New York City with A' 4.8 Overall.

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Yeah.

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To me, what that means is this person is probably very busy.

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So if 'I contacted them and they got back to me right away yesterday morning and I'm sort

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A' few days, 'I would say minimum 'I.

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Really think that Joey is jumping to conclusions here in this review.

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But 'I also hear the Complaint that it's like 'I called that

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And 'I have experienced that personally with handyman 'I.

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So there must be something about the texting that's maybe easier

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mean.

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Yeah, they're on A' job,

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If you're on A' job site, it might be loud.

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But your point here about literally less than 24 hours later, you're leaving A' one star review.

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Like

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mean that feels A' little like we're jumping the gun Joey.

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Right?

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'I mean.

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Even if you were like, I'm gonna write this person off because 'I don't like people

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'I.

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'I, guess that's like your prerogative.

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But to immediately jump to, and then I'm gonna go on Yelp and I'm gonna write A' one star review.

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Like, where is that gonna end for you?

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Because if I'm the business owner, 'I mean 'I don't think that if 'I was like A', busy handyman,

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So many times jobs become way more complicated than you thought they were going to.

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So for me, this is A' red flag from A' customer perspective.

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Like if 'I own this handyman service, 'I wouldn't wanna work with this person because if they're

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24-hour turnaround for A' response without writing A' one review.

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Well, what are they gonna do if like, we start to do the job and then we realize that

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Or this person just sounds like they'd be A' nightmare to work with

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'I mean?

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Yes.

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'I am also hearing like, phew.

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You like

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lucked out on Dodged A' bullet.

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the spelling and grammar really atrocious.

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there's really been no proofreading here.

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And some sentences start with A' capital.

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Some do not.

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It also feels like the review starts in the bi in the middle.

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There's no intro or

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anything.

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Yeah.

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'I was like very, 'I was having A' hard time at the top of this review

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What's happening?

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And it also does absolutely seem shady to me

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Mm-hmm.

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because it doesn't even seem like, like Joey isn't even saying that I've

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They've obviously abandoned me.

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Like it feels very shady that you've just immediately gone to Yelp,

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It's one of those one star reviews that is not commenting

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Right?

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It's like you didn't get the service from handyman.

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So if I'm gonna have A' one star review 'I.

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On my profile, 'I would rather it be something that's so ridiculous like this, like you didn't

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It's not like, oh, they came and they put A' hole in my wall.

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Right.

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There's, there's really nothing negative in this review about while handyman.

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Other than the, maybe not responding right away, but again, just in having worked with so many

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'I mean maybe they could have A' dispatcher or something like that, but 'I don't know.

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'I.

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Just think we have to be A'.

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L When was this written?

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Four years ago, 'I mean the only sort of like unique information here is like

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But 'I don't even know if 'I would apply that because it really just seems

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'I.

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Think it's hard for Joey to be wowed by anyone,

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Yeah.

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'I overall.

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Just get this very fragile ego sad boy story.

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There's A' reply.

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there's A' reply.

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See?

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You knew it.

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You felt A'.

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So here we go.

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So we have A' reply from the business owner.

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Their name is Joe Mar.

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Joe Mar says, what happened.

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We texted yesterday morning while 'I was on my way to A' job on the Upper

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'I sent A' text that didn't go through, which 'I honestly didn't realize till now.

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After seeing this and checking my messages, 'I got home yesterday after 10:00 PM

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There you

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We didn't even say when we could book the job.

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And made no promises.

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All we said was we would figure out A' Day to go Assess the job in person,

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We have to prioritize booked jobs.

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Obviously,

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Okay, well 'I mean hit the nail in the head with that one.

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'I mean.

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right.

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Clearly you do have to prioritize paid work.

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'I think that the response was really good.

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'I think it did exactly what 'I wanted it to do, which was not like 'I.

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Be nasty about it, but just like address it and point out the fact that, yeah, this is

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This is A' reflection of A' person that wanted A' response immediately and didn't get one.

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Do 'I buy the bike thing?

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'I.

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Think 'I do.

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Well, my only main critic like 'I, think Joe Mar does an amazing job of sort of like

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That feels truthful to me.

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'I.

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'I for some reason because it doesn't feel ludicrous.

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The story 'I buy honestly because they also fess up and say, 'I honestly didn't even catch that.

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The message didn't go through until 'I found this review.

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Like that feels like they're admitting possible fault of of A' portion of this and being

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like 'I have to 'I.

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see.

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'I can see the logic I'm teetering with like, did we even need the bike?

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Excuse?

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Did that help matters?

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'I mean?

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'I guess because of what you just said.

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It is them fessing up too.

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'I didn't realize it didn't go through like you know, it is saying 'I made A' mistake.

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'I guess in A'.

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Roundabout way.

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Interesting.

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There is A' reply.

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another applause.

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Stop

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so now Joey has A'

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Oh my God.

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Stop.

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Joey, you are backed.

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This is A' real battle between Oh and wow.

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and Joe.

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Yeah.

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All right, here we go.

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Joey

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of the Joe's.

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Reply to Joe Mar's.

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Reply

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Geez.

TREY GERRALD: 00:15:43

Responding to his reply to my review, and I'm done.

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No time for this petty stuff.

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Oh my God.

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He told me that his text to me didn't go through 'I, told him on text,

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Ew, gross.

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he didn't, he was not even apologetic.

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Narcissist the end.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:11

Oh, okay, so Joey's definitely unhinged.

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Okay, so the feelings 'I was getting about Joey being unhinged are now further solidified.

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If there's anyone that I've met who calls people narcissists the most, it's narcissists.

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Narcissist, God, isn't that A'?

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Quote.

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Love to call other people narcissists.

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Nine times outta 10.

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If someone is referring to someone as A', narcissist, be A'.

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Little bit careful.

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'I don't know 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:43

Just think there's like A' way of talking about it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:45

But somebody that's gonna immediately just go for A', narcissist out A', freaking nowhere.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:16:53

Like what are you trying to do here?

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:55

It's really rich to call someone A' narcissist for defending themselves

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:04

like how gross to be like, send me A' screenshot.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:07

Let it freaking go, Joey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:09

Oh,

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:11

Well, in the same breath, it's like the one claiming they have no time for.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:15

Petty stuff is literally spending so much time on Petty's except for Autocorrecting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:20

Save myself the headache.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:22

Like, block Joey 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:24

Don't ever wanna talk to this person.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:27

Like,

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:27

Well,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:28

imagine trying to get Joey to pay for the job?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:33

Or A' like,

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:34

having them be happy with your work.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:36

Oh, it's be 'I possible

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:38

probably, oh, Joe Mar would go there for free to do the assessment and then 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:43

Something would, it would be terrible getting there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:46

And then Joey wouldn't even book 'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:49

Can't even imagine.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:50

This does not sound like A' stable person.

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:54

Okay, so does Joey's reply help the case at all?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:58

Absolutely not.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:00

Joey's reply actually like 'I was, 'I was at A' certain place in my mind.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:04

Calculation mental math with the crowning.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:08

And now I'm in A' lower place because of this reply.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:13

This reply had the opposite impact.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:16

Joey let us in A' little bit to his personality.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:20

'I was picking up on some things and then this reply really made it all that much more worse.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:27

All, all that.

VOICEOVER: 00:18:28

There is A'

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:29

Stop it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:31

Stop it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:32

All right, so now Joe Mar has A' reply to Joey's reply of Joe Mar's.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:38

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:38

This is not looking that good for Joe Mar, but I'm super curious to hear what they're gonna say.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:43

Oh man, this is A' rollercoaster ride.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:46

Trey

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:47

Joe Mar says, update.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:50

He just texted me that he's going to change the review to yesterday morning parentheses.

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:56

Originally he said three days had gone by.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:00

They also manage 72 properties, he says, and the job he called us for is

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:13

So, Anybody can see what 'I was dealing with.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:17

Then he tried to strong arm me if 'I do this or that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:21

Parenthesis sent him A' pick of the unsent message.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:25

He would take the review down.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:26

'I told him to leave it, but 'I posted the picture of my unsent message on my

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:38

It happens.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:39

Please keep in mind that 'I am very involved on my business.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:45

'I, do work with my guys plus 'I, do the office work.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:50

If you don't hear from me, please harass me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:53

'I, don't mind.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:54

I'm human and do forget stuff, which wasn't the case here, but still

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:01

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:02

Joe Mar Joe Mar's replies keep getting better and better, and

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:06

'I know.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:07

worse and worse.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:08

When 'I heard the Joe Mar double reply, 'I thought, oh, this is not gonna be good.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:13

We're getting into the weeds here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:14

Who cares about this person?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:16

But Joe Mar did it again, man, even stronger.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:19

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:19

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:20

Mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:20

Think it's A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:20

Tko.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:21

Can 'I say that Joey 'I don't know if Joey's gonna respond again, but So, okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:27

Joey is like A' property manager,

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:31

'I, A', 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:32

Don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:32

It seems that Joey has 72 properties.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:35

that they manage Presum.

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:37

guess is that's what it seems, which makes it even crazy.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:40

So Joey contacted Joe Mar, this is A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:43

Lot of Jojo's.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:44

Joey contacted Joe Mar and

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:46

For their client, Joanne,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:49

For their client, Joanne, they're like, Hey, Jomar, I'm Joey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:53

Joanne who called the city on us, is having A' problem with her plumbing.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:57

Can you come and fix it as soon as possible?

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:00

that actually adds A' little context to maybe why Joey is so emotional

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:09

Right, because there's the thread of the city.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:12

But even so slam dunk for Joe Mar and 'I do think that Joe Mar is leaving this winning.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:18

We had the first review, Joe Mar replied in like A', pretty generic way, just gonna defend myself.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:25

Then Joey came back punching harder, and then Joe Marr felt like, well, let me actually tell you

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:32

All right here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:33

here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:33

So what's interesting is we're getting the most information in this

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:41

include Exactly.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:43

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:43

Isn't that some shit?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:44

Oh, and then also 'I was gonna ask you, so then Joe Mar, can you

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:51

And did they include the photo of the screenshot?

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:54

There's no photo attached to the review or the reply.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:57

So Joe Marr is saying that they attached it to their like photos.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:02

Like their Yelp photos.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:04

Interesting.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:04

There's 35 photos,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:06

Are there more replies from Joey?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:08

Yours is the end of the saga.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:10

are no text photos listed on the Yelp photo album of photos for wow NYC handyman,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:18

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:19

Mean.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:19

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:19

Trust Joe Mar.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:20

Still 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:21

Don't think that Joe Mar

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:22

and this is four years ago, maybe after A', while Joe Marr was like, you know what?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:25

I'm taking this off of the profile.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:27

Like

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:27

right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:28

It's ridiculous, right?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:29

I'm A' legit business 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:30

Right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:30

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:31

Interesting.

VOICEOVER: 00:22:32

There's A' reply.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:33

Is that why you were not answering me when 'I kept

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:38

Trey,

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:39

right, so now Joey has A' reply to Joe Mar's.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:42

Reply to Joey's.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:44

Reply to Joe Mar's.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:46

Reply of Joey's review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:49

So Joey's

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:50

can only imagine.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:51

He's gonna make himself look fabulous.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:54

updated, now you are taking it to the next level.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:59

'I 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:00

Don't know how you got those five stars.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:02

Oh my God,

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:04

All your family Pro Ben, you talk about bad karma, you will be judged appropriately

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:13

Jesus.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:13

A' future, bro 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:15

If you come off right to mistakes that you Made is A' better approach, and most

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:24

Throwing lies, accusations, and turning this on me did not help you at all.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:32

my God.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:36

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:37

This A' soap opera.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:39

mean the karma comment again, it's sitting similar to the narcissist comment.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:44

'I

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:44

Yes, it's,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:45

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:45

It's just, it's kind of funny to me that Joey is sitting on their high horse thinking that this

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:57

Stop.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:58

What are you trying to achieve from this Joey?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:02

Like end it already like nowhere.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:03

In your original review is there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:06

A', A', Complaint, that 'I think.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:08

Anyone would think is valid, so let's just like start there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:12

Your only Complaint is that this person didn't get back to you right away.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:15

Not that they did shitty work.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:17

No, it's not even that ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:19

It's that they haven't gotten back to me yet.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:22

right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:24

Immediately, and, and then in the reply they said like, oh, 'I tried to get back to you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:30

'I didn't.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:31

My bad.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:31

Like they did what you said they should have done, which is 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:36

Own up to what they did wrong, which they did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:39

So what is Joey talking about?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:42

The only person that keeps like going lower and lower and lower is Joey and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:46

Feel like Joe Mar is just responding.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:49

But this is like A' soap opera at this point.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:51

'I feel like

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:52

the spelling and grammar gets worse and worse every time.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:55

It's almost.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:55

and that's the other thing.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:56

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:57

Thank you for bringing that up.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:59

Who is actually spending quality time on this Joe Mar?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:02

At least you can understand what he's saying.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:04

It's just like ridiculous And

VOICEOVER: 00:25:06

There is A' reply.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:08

Stop it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:08

Trey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:10

All right, ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:11

So now Joe Mar has A' reply to Joey's.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:14

Reply to Joe Mar's.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:16

Reply to Joey's.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:18

Reply to Joe Mar's.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:20

Reply to Joey's review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:22

I'm rooting for you, Joe

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:23

All right, here we go, Joey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:27

In response to the last paragraph you added, 'I made no mistakes, brother.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:32

The message didn't go through as the picture proves, and 'I didn't lie.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:38

At any point in our interaction, you said 'I didn't get back to you for three days when

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:47

Let people come to their own conclusions.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:49

I'm not afraid of that, and have nothing to hide.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:52

'I even texted you that we could still gladly help you, that the property is but five blocks

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:03

You just hit me up again, man.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:05

Plain and simple, brother.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:06

I'm human and do forget stuff, which 'I swear wasn't the case here.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:10

'I was waiting for you to get back to me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:14

For some reason you took A' personal and left A' bad review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:17

That's fine man.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:18

But like 'I said, the picture is up and my message didn't go through.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:22

'I caps never let people hanging.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:26

Whether 'I can take the job or not, it's all good.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:30

You are just A' hard man to please and you have the right to be.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:34

You have left 21 Yelp reviews to other businesses.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:38

16, which are one or two stars, and in eight years you are the first

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:47

Instead of sending A' simple text like, Hey, are we still on?

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:52

And your whole review was about you feeling 'I just ignored you, but the picture of

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:01

And still, you left A' bad review, but that says more about you than me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:10

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:11

Queen, Jomar,

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:13

mic drop motherfucker.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:15

Jomar.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:16

We are in such agreement.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:18

Everything that 'I said in my initial assessment was confirmed here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:23

Like Joey was so but hurt now.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:26

'I hate that expression.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:27

Joey was so.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:30

by this exchange with Joe Mar 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:35

Don't know if this is just Joey's Mo as was pointed out by the fact that they

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:41

'I think that was A' Queenly move.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:43

'I did sort of feel like as this was going on.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:46

'I can't believe that Joe Mar is still entertaining this.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:50

But each time it gets better and better.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:53

You're like, wow, this Joey guy is A' real jerk.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:57

And even still Joe Mar's.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:59

Like, I'll work with you man.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:00

I'll work with you brother.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:01

'I don't got A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:02

Problem with it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:02

If you wanna call me up, I'm here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:05

That's A' Queenly move.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:07

'I think so too, and like 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:09

Don't think Joey deserves it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:10

'I don't think that most people would be able to have this much composure.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:16

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:16

In full disclosure here, obviously when you look at Yelp, it's like Joey's review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:21

Then there's two enters, then the first reply, then two enters updated, and then you have Joe

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:31

Then you have an enter the update.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:33

Then you have an enter.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:34

So I'm sort of broke it up so that it would be linear.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:38

No, I'm glad that you did.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:39

You're seeing the back and forth

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:41

But you literally say the points, and then Joe Mar

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:47

Review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:48

Queen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:48

Joe Mar is A' Review Queen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:50

No doubt.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:51

No doubt.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:51

Five crowns for Joe

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:53

but I'm even with you because I'm like, oh my God, Joe

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:58

Why do they keep

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:59

responding?

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:00

And, but then every time it's an even slicker slam dunk, 'I mean it is wild.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:05

it is.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:06

'I would hope that Joey would learn something from this interaction 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:10

Don't think that

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:12

Learn something from this

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:14

We were rooting for you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:15

We were all rooting for you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:17

when my mother yells at me like this.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:18

That's because she loves me.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:20

All right, so 'I don't really know how to proceed from here.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:23

Would you like to crown Joey and then Crown Joe Mar, or do we feel unanimous that Joe Mar like

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:29

'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:29

Think we feel unanimous.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:31

We can hold it up for official purposes, but I'm giving five crowns to Joe

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:36

'I am giving five crowns to

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:38

Joe Mar's.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:38

A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:38

Review Queen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:39

Joe Mar, if you're listening, I'm so excited that in the after show, 'I, get

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:47

You are absolutely A' Review.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:48

Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:49

without question.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:50

And Joe Mar gives away what 'I was gonna save to the end.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:54

This is the single one-star review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:57

Out of the 58 reviews 'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:59

And there have been four years

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:01

Still to this day,

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:02

This is the only one star review.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:05

So considering all of the replies, should we crown Joey?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:10

Absolutely.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:11

Absolutely.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:12

So ChelseyBD and 'I have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD: 00:30:16

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:22

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:29

A', Total, Score.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:30

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:31

Zero crowns.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:32

I'm assuming that's zero Crowns from Trey cuz there's nothing on there.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:36

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:37

This is A' unanimous.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:38

So 'I was thinking about this cause 'I had A' feeling that this was gonna happen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:41

We need to have A' name for this, like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:43

A' Royal dance or like A' Royal Poo or something like that because this

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:52

Wish that 'I could like you as much as 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:54

Love Joey Lawrence.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:56

Oh, but 'I, don't 'I give you an oh for zero, Joey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:02

You only helped the business.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:05

Your review had the complete opposite effect of your intention.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:12

How could 'I give you any crowns when your review is irrelevant, my friend?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:17

So 'I hope that you have grown in the four years and Joe Mark, congratulations Joey.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:24

Can't touch A' baby.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:25

Why Zero Crowns from you Trey?

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:29

'I mean, I'm just.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:30

A' Royal

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:30

There 'I, there is an impact but it's absurdly the

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:35

So 'I couldn't even do A' Half Crown for impact.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:38

It seems like just so much mania over on Joey's side.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:43

That only makes me like wow.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:47

Yeah, exactly.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:48

Well, 'I feel like we should take this opportunity to take A' break

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:51

Yes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:31:52

cuz 'I want to hear someone sing Joe Mars praises other than you and me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:55

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:56

Me too.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:57

Love it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:31:58

B R b.

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B r b.

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Hold your crown.

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We'll be right back.

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It's game time.

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All right, ChelseyBD.

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So 'I have created A' game today for you and the listeners.

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Today we're gonna be playing A' fun game that has nothing to do with anything and yet has A'.

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Everything to do with everything.

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So today our game is called Bob the Builder, or Bob Villa, which

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:55

Wait, wait, wait.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:32:57

Bob the builder or Bob Vila.

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yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:00

Wait, remind me who Bob Villa is.

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'I, like know him by name, but I'm forgetting.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:05

Okay, 'I am so excited.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:07

You're gonna tell me which Bob it is.

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Is it Bob The Builder, which is A' very famous children's television series

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or.

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Bob?

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Vela, who was A' very famous,

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chef.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:18

um, house renovation person.

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Okay.

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He used to host A' show called This Old House, and many people in

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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This is sounding familiar now.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:40

So Bob Vila was like, like A' Thai Pennington, but like in the

CHELSEY DONN: 00:33:45

Good one.

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Love.

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A' Thai.

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Pennington.

TREY GERRALD: 00:33:48

So, yeah.

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So 'I have 11 questions.

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The last one is A' super bonus, and then you're just gonna tell me if it's builder or vila.

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Builder

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Do you feel ready?

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as ready as I'm gonna be.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:00

All right.

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Here we go.

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ChelseyBD,

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Yes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:03

which Bob is British.

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Ooh, Vila.

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No, Bob, the builder is British.

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So unfortunately, Bob the builder, was originally voiced by A' British

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:23

Wow.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:23

voiceover artist.

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Shocking.

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Okay.

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here we go.

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Which Bob served in the Peace Corps 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:31

Oh my god.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:34:36

'I mean this has to be Villa A', unless we're talking about the voiceover artist.

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Oh, thank

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:42

Good job.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:43

Yes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:44

Bob Vela, after graduating Florida State University, served in the Peace Corps.

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One and one.

TREY GERRALD: 00:34:50

Okay.

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Which Bob has the catchphrase.

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Yes.

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We can 'I.

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God 'I.

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Wish 'I knew.

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Vela, 'I.

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Either one of these more builder.

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Very good.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:05

Woo.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:06

Also, former President Barack Obama's catchphrase,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:09

Oh, okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:10

Yeah, that's true.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:12

which Bob had A' spinoff with the exact same title as the original series

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Ooh, Villa.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:28

No.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:30

No, that was wrong.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:31

Unfortunately, it was Bob the builder,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:34

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:35

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:35

We're tied again.

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Two and two.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:35:36

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:37

which Bob had the longest running series.

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'I.

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Builder.

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Oh, thank

TREY GERRALD: 00:35:51

right Bob, the builder currently has had 20 seasons, and Bob Vela, his longest stretch

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still A' lot.

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So many, right?

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:03

Like how many houses are you gonna redo?

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apparently A' lot.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:06

Geez.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:07

Which Bob had A' partnership with Craftsman Tools.

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Ooh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:19

Villa.

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Yes.

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correct.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:23

Glad 'I got it right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:24

Which Bob has A' fraternal twin brother.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:28

Ooh, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:32

A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:32

Say builder, just cuz it's fun, but probably Villa.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:35

Oh, builder.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:36

I'm right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:37

You're right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:38

So Bob, the builder's twin brother's name is Tom

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:41

Tom's not A' builder, though.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:42

'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:42

Think Tom is A' Builder.

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'I.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:44

Don't know.

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Actually, I've never seen Bob the builder,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:46

Me neither.

TREY GERRALD: 00:36:47

which Bob is A' cat lover, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:49

Ooh.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:53

Hmm.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:54

B?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:57

No.

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Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:58

Builder.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:36:59

All right.

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Unfortunately, that's

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:01

Okay.

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That's A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:02

Great answer.

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All right.

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So the very first episode of Bob the builder is about Bob's kitty cat.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:09

Mm.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:09

Okay.

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Is Bob like really strong?

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'I 'I.

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Think

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Listeners call in and tell

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A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:15

There's gone 'I.

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I'm trying to imagine what 'I don't know.

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All

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:19

Okay, we have two more questions and then we have our

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:24

A' finger.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:25

Ooh, Vila.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:33

Builders missing A' finger.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:35

Unfortunately, Bob the builder only has four fingers on his hands.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:41

Both hands

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:42

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:43

because of an accident or because the person that drew him drew him with four hands.

TREY GERRALD: 00:37:47

So in the original series, Bob, the builder, had four fingers, but in the spinoff,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:56

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:37:58

'I thought it'd be kind of cool if Bob Vila only had four fingers.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:01

'I thought it'd be kind of A' gangster, but

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:03

Well, thank you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:04

That's why 'I made that A'

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:05

Yeah, that was A' Good one.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:06

That was A' Good one.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:07

the final question before our bonus round.

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There's A' bonus.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:10

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:11

Which Bob has A' wife named Wendy,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:16

Oh gee Villa.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:22

No.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:24

unfortunately

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that's A' wrong answer.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:27

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:27

Five and five.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:29

Villa's wife's name is Diane

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'I didn't even know that Bob, the builder was married.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:34

So Bob the builder, has A' female coworker named Wendy, who

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:43

wow.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:44

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:44

All

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:45

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:45

so,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:46

I'm A' loser.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:47

but wait, we have A' bonus round, so this is gonna be worth three points.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:52

Okay, but 'I don't lose points or do 'I lose three.

TREY GERRALD: 00:38:56

you won't lose

CHELSEY DONN: 00:38:56

'I only have the ability to get ahead or stay failing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:01

So if you get this right, you will get three, which will make you A'

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:05

A'.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:05

Winner, okay?

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:06

Okay.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:07

Are you ready?

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:08

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:09

Which Bob has their own line of tools.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:15

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:19

'I, I'm gonna say builder cuz 'I feel like Villa A' would be the obvious.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:23

So I'm gonna say builder, I'm wrong.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:27

So your bonus round was A' trick question.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:29

They both have their own line

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:31

That's not fair.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:34

So 'I, nobody would guess Both.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:43

Call me Joey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:45

Oh cuz.

TREY GERRALD: 00:39:46

'I, incredulous, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:50

All right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:50

'I lost.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:51

Did you beat me?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:39:52

Let us know.

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1 8 50 review.

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Zero.

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Review, That, Review.

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All right, we're back from that.

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'I didn't feel roed because 'I lost Game break.

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'I.

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The only

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you.

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were even

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you.

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'I really was 'I know.

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'I was, and then you know, 'I questioned myself on A'.

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Few of those 'I really gotta go with your gut instinct.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:20

It's all right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:21

Trey has come to play with these last two games.

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I'm not mad at it.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:25

It's A' compliment to you, Trey that I'm sucking so badly.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:40:27

And with that in mind, is it time to hear the flip side?

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Yes.

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'I.

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Can't wait.

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A', right.

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Here we go.

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Tell

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All right, well we are gonna hear A' totally different

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Very positive five star review that three people found useful.

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It's A', little bit of A' departure from what we have just heard

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Oh my God.

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'I.

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Can't wait to hear it.

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That is another round on the r u an RQ Ferris Wheel of Bob Vila.

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Nope.

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Bob the builder.

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Nope, Joey.

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Oh.

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Then you know what to do by now.

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You know, 'I just realized that 'I was getting record.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:37

Ralph and Bob the builder confused in my head cuz 'I think that there's like A', there's something

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:46

Are together in like A' Pixar show that 'I watched with the

TREY GERRALD: 00:43:50

maybe

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:50

Maybe in record.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:51

Ralph is record Ralph in Bob the builder.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:54

Cuz Bob the builder is like the little, like, I'm nice, I'm Bob the builder.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:43:57

'I got A' little hat on, right?

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And then record Ralph is like, 'I record big,

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:02

don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:02

'I don't know the whole universe, but that sounds very possible.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:06

does not sound right.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:06

So maybe 'I did so bad on the game because 'I had record Ralph

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:10

That's probably what it is.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:11

That's why.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:14

Oh man,

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:15

hear, oh, watch.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:22

listen, the frustration is real.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:44:24

What can 'I say?

TREY GERRALD: 00:44:25

Oh, thank you for going there.