UA-198543153-1 102 - TikTok - Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey

Episode 102

Episode 102: TikTok

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Apple Review for the ever-popular app TikTok! The Queens have even more Jury Duty discussion, Trey wants tomatoes to stand still, and Chelsey wants to keep her money!

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Transcript
VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got A' pen, Every, Californian, and Virginian, and Virginian.

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so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score..

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Trey ChelseyBD will help you.

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Which ones 'I?

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A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Hello

TREY GERRALD:

Well, hello there and welcome to Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD:

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

CHELSEY DONN:

reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

We're so dedicated and we're just like Cisco Neber only.

CHELSEY DONN:

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

TREY GERRALD:

that is Chelsey Donn.

CHELSEY DONN:

and that is Trey Gerrald.

TREY GERRALD:

And when we come together, well, honey Child, you know we are.

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Review Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

And Honey Child, we got A'.

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Very special.

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Cheerio to all of you members of our Patreon.

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Golly g Willickers, do we love you?

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If you would like to show support for our production in an additional way, then please

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

are you my friend?

CHELSEY DONN:

All right, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, when we signed off last time, 'I think it was the main show, but

CHELSEY DONN:

You kind of like demanded that 'I watched jury duty and that 'I would,

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I did.

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I did and it's so good.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

now on the other side.

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, because 'I, remember 'I was talking about it and you kept liking it to things,

TREY GERRALD:

It is

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I will say, now that I'm on the other side and I'm like selling

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, oh, it's like Nathan, for you.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like the rehearsal 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like, what would you do?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like all the things that 'I said, which 'I still stand by?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

If that's what it takes for you to sort of wrap your head around the idea of we have

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean like, like, 'I could just, I'm VEing.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm mostly like have to go there just because whatever, like so jealous as an

CHELSEY DONN:

Cuz 'I just would love to live in that world.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I hope they do more things like this because 'I just think it's so fun.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm obsessed James Marsden 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Know I'm not allowed to give away spoilers.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm.

CHELSEY DONN:

Obviously tempted to, but 'I will say, restores your faith in humanity.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' really easy, great watch times when you're just like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know if.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I really have the bandwidth to watch anything that's gonna like strain me in any way.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is where you should go because it's like, it's like A' delicious dessert.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know?

CHELSEY DONN:

You always have room for A' Delicious dessert at the end of the meal or your day.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I can't recommend it enough.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now you have two Queens.

CHELSEY DONN:

That are si signing off on jury duty.

CHELSEY DONN:

Not the action, but the show 'I mean, just all of them.

CHELSEY DONN:

All of the um, Jeanie 'I love Jeanie.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wanna be friends,

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think she's the standout.

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Also think the chair pants

CHELSEY DONN:

'I the chair pants.

CHELSEY DONN:

He is just so talented.

CHELSEY DONN:

All of these actors,

TREY GERRALD:

'I know that guy you like would

CHELSEY DONN:

dying cuz he did such A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Good job.

CHELSEY DONN:

And if you haven't watched A' show, then you don't know what we're talking

CHELSEY DONN:

It is 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

On Amazon Prime, but it is also on freek, which as the name would entail, is free.

CHELSEY DONN:

So there's really no excuse at very least.

CHELSEY DONN:

Download freebie for freebie and watch jury

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think 'I made this parallel last week.

TREY GERRALD:

It, this lit really is like the oranges new black to Netflix because Amazon is creating

TREY GERRALD:

And this is one of the very first titles on Free 'I that has truly popped off.

TREY GERRALD:

So yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

We gotta be getting something for freebie 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mean 'I know we were all for A' long time.

CHELSEY DONN:

It was like no commercials, which we'll get into in my Complaint, but like just the

TREY GERRALD:

Maybe we can do more jury duty talk at on the after show.

TREY GERRALD:

But 'I just want to quickly say, 'I wanted to show you the clip that 'I saw

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh,

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Forget her name, but it's like the testimony of the girl that's like ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD:

Telford, not.

CHELSEY DONN:

oh.

CHELSEY DONN:

The one that's like, I'm A' this and A' that, and 'I do 'I, AMM A' Lash Technician,

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I do acting commercially.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN:

Ugh.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's so good.

CHELSEY DONN:

We can go on and on.

TREY GERRALD:

We'll, we'll have to do A' jury duty talk on the after show.

CHELSEY DONN:

For sure

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, I'm so glad you

CHELSEY DONN:

Cherry, Judy Ma.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I loved it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey like, I'm obsessed.

TREY GERRALD:

Wait, A' another like TV conversation.

TREY GERRALD:

Have you seen, remember we talked about candy and how amazing the Hulu Show Candy was?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

We

TREY GERRALD:

remember they were filming A' different TV show of the same character?

CHELSEY DONN:

but then do they never end up airing

TREY GERRALD:

it just, it just

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, it did.

CHELSEY DONN:

Where on which network

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't remember, but 'I al, maybe Prime, but 'I almost

TREY GERRALD:

It's been long enough.

TREY GERRALD:

But it's with the Olsen twin sister.

CHELSEY DONN:

Elizabeth Olson,

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

big fan.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, 'I did just see like A' poster with her.

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I don't think 'I put it together.

CHELSEY DONN:

That

TREY GERRALD:

And Jesse Pli.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, like Kim.

CHELSEY DONN:

He, he, so to me in my head it's just so likable, but also so like he should rest in peace.

CHELSEY DONN:

Phillips Seymour Hoffman, they're like the same person to me.

CHELSEY DONN:

Their face is just so similar that every time 'I see 'em, 'I get A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little sad.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

See that 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think that new show is called Love and Love and Death or 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, 'I didn't realize that 'I hosted now.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna have to watch that.

CHELSEY DONN:

But anyway.

CHELSEY DONN:

So clearly we know the highlight of my week.

CHELSEY DONN:

So do you have anything to add to the pot or are you satisfied with

TREY GERRALD:

I'm satisfied with that.

TREY GERRALD:

My week has been good 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think 'I might need to just go ahead and jump right into

VOICEOVER:

Lodge, A, Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

territory because

CHELSEY DONN:

Do it.

TREY GERRALD:

my eyes keep darting back and forth because 'I noticed yesterday.

TREY GERRALD:

Something is very wrong.

TREY GERRALD:

Out of nowhere, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

With my memory on my computer.

TREY GERRALD:

So it's not the storage, it's the memory because 'I have very little

TREY GERRALD:

'I, currently at this moment, 'I have three externals plugged into my computer.

TREY GERRALD:

'I wonder

CHELSEY DONN:

What about the cloud?

TREY GERRALD:

of the problem.

TREY GERRALD:

And yes, 'I use the cloud.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I have like two terabytes in

TREY GERRALD:

have 'I have two terabytes, but 'I like don't even have A' terabyte used yet.

TREY GERRALD:

So, But I'm just like, I'm struggling cuz it's like it keeps diminishing, 'I don't really

CHELSEY DONN:

A' A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yay.

CHELSEY DONN:

That is kind of crazy cuz now with the externals in the cloud, what is taking up the memory?

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't know 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

We might have to look into this off

TREY GERRALD:

But that's really like, that's sort of like A' Complaint of how my week is going.

TREY GERRALD:

That's not my official Complaint, but like

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh,

TREY GERRALD:

literally like literally the last three hours I've been like working through

TREY GERRALD:

But then everything was backed up to the cloud, so 'I couldn't actually move it.

TREY GERRALD:

So then 'I had to download it, and then 'I kept saying, you don't have

TREY GERRALD:

So it was like 'I would have to do one file at A' time, but it's like

TREY GERRALD:

And it's saying 'I have five

CHELSEY DONN:

So weird.

TREY GERRALD:

makes

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN:

That doesn't make any

TREY GERRALD:

but it hasn't, it hasn't diminished in the 12 minutes that we've been recording.

TREY GERRALD:

But anyway, my real Complaint

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, 'I, hope we're gonna be okay to get through

TREY GERRALD:

'I think we will Kenna Hora, my real Complaint today.

TREY GERRALD:

Have you ever just been like at like A' cafe table with your French or having coffee and lunch

TREY GERRALD:

And as you're biting down the tomato, just fucking slides right out of the goddamn

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, Jesus.

CHELSEY DONN:

The tomato,

TREY GERRALD:

Why is it always the tomato?

TREY GERRALD:

My Complaint is the slipperiness of A' tomato on A' sandwich.

TREY GERRALD:

'I like 'I, 'I get stressed out.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm trying to like contain it with like my fingers as I'm eating.

TREY GERRALD:

And then 'I get like mayonnaise and like oil, like all over my hands.

TREY GERRALD:

And then 'I have to use A' napkin and 'I 'I using tons of napkins.

TREY GERRALD:

And it's like 'I just want the savory feeling of this like, Crunch of the

TREY GERRALD:

It breaks apart.

TREY GERRALD:

The integrity of the center of the tomato is too delicate, so you take A' bite out of it

TREY GERRALD:

It happens with onions too.

TREY GERRALD:

What is the problem?

CHELSEY DONN:

know.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what 'I think 'I know what it is.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, first of all, 'I can't like validate you enough because there have been so many times where

CHELSEY DONN:

Damnit 'I should have said No tomato.

CHELSEY DONN:

Cause it like ruins the entire frigging experience.

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I feel like the only way around this as someone who likes to cook and just

CHELSEY DONN:

If you're not giving me A' clumpy tomato, now A' clumpy tomato 'I will take in A' burrata salad.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what 'I mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

There is A' time and A' place for A', nice chunky tomato and that time and place.

CHELSEY DONN:

Is not on A' sandwich.

CHELSEY DONN:

On A' sandwich.

CHELSEY DONN:

Everything has to be very thin.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you're gonna do onions very thin, or god forbid, saute em.

CHELSEY DONN:

Caramelize 'em, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

That'll keep an onion nice and taut on your burger.

CHELSEY DONN:

But if you're not gonna cut it super thin, just leave it off.

CHELSEY DONN:

Honestly,

TREY GERRALD:

That's really my problem with adding bacon to A' Burger.

TREY GERRALD:

Like maybe that's not very Jewish sounding, but like

CHELSEY DONN:

that's

TREY GERRALD:

that gets too hard to, and then, then they start introducing the Pickle Spears.

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I don't want to eat A'

CHELSEY DONN:

Thin, thin slice.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' Pickle

TREY GERRALD:

sorry.

TREY GERRALD:

'I didn't mean A'.

TREY GERRALD:

'I didn't mean A' pickle spear.

TREY GERRALD:

'I meant like A' wooden spear,

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, A' Wooden.

TREY GERRALD:

know, like A' little, like stick through the burger.

CHELSEY DONN:

thought that that's where you were going.

CHELSEY DONN:

Cuz I've, I've like for not realized that there's A' toothpick in my

TREY GERRALD:

Ugh.

CHELSEY DONN:

and then bits and then that almost Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Diners always diners.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then that almost killed

TREY GERRALD:

why do they have those little Hershey kisses?

TREY GERRALD:

Like foil paper at the end of one of the toothpick ends that just gets

TREY GERRALD:

It never stays on the toothpick.

TREY GERRALD:

Then you have like red or

CHELSEY DONN:

think that it's there.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's interesting cuz 'I think it's there to be like alert, alert, toothpick, but then yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

And also 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't get pleasure from eating any sort of sandwich type thing.

TREY GERRALD:

With A' Spear.

TREY GERRALD:

With A' Wooden rod.

TREY GERRALD:

With A' toothpick.

CHELSEY DONN:

what 'I 'I mean are you're supposed to take it out, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean is that 'I Think it's there.

CHELSEY DONN:

Is it there for like the packaging, the dis the distribution of it all?

TREY GERRALD:

but 'I have seen people like eating big mouth things with like the stick in the

CHELSEY DONN:

'I guess.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I have to 'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think if it's like in the center and 'I can eat on the side.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean That's kind of weird.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't think 'I would do that, but 'I guess maybe that's to, to, to fix the tomato

TREY GERRALD:

know, but then 'I feel like I'm A' little like mouse eating,

TREY GERRALD:

Anyway, I'm

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't like the

TREY GERRALD:

'I, hate A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you for corroborating my experience.

TREY GERRALD:

W we got 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know what the, maybe it's A' Shark Tank.

TREY GERRALD:

Someone, someone smarter than me needs to come up with A' way.

TREY GERRALD:

That's not A' toothpick.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like an edible spear that is like made out A' pickle.

CHELSEY DONN:

That'd be great.

TREY GERRALD:

to attach it to the bun or something.

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

How do you keep the sandwich together?

CHELSEY DONN:

That's not A' Panini Shark Tank.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let us know.

TREY GERRALD:

know cuz 'I, 'I love paninis, but they're different.

TREY GERRALD:

ChelseyBD.

TREY GERRALD:

What is your Complaint today?

CHELSEY DONN:

My Complaint is just like, 'I cannot stand at this point, how

CHELSEY DONN:

And then there's this thing called rocket money, which A' lot of podcasts are actually promoting.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've heard it.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I downloaded it and it's like it's not what they make.

CHELSEY DONN:

You make it seem like it's gonna go through all your things and let you

CHELSEY DONN:

You know how like you can pay for like H B O within Hulu and then you could

CHELSEY DONN:

So it's like 'I don't even know at this point how many like duplicates there are.

CHELSEY DONN:

Rocket money was not able to find my, they're like, you're good.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm like, 'I know I'm paying for things on multiple.

CHELSEY DONN:

Platforms, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just know 'I AM and it's just obnoxious at this point.

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I feel like we got rid of cable.

CHELSEY DONN:

We were all like down with the cable, down with the commercials on, with the dvr.

CHELSEY DONN:

And in exchange for that, we have gotten quite A', hefty bill here.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think that the bill must be more than we were paying for cable, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean with how much things have.

CHELSEY DONN:

Spread out and diversified.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I can't find anything that 'I want.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's just 'I, like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's, you gotta pick A' Lane all the time.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm getting over it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm over it.

TREY GERRALD:

And also 'I heard like 'I, don't remember who it is, but 'I think

TREY GERRALD:

HBO

CHELSEY DONN:

H B O.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh God.

TREY GERRALD:

it's gonna be A' whole new thing, but 'I still have

TREY GERRALD:

And now we're

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know.

TREY GERRALD:

what's it called

CHELSEY DONN:

now Discovery Plus and Max.

TREY GERRALD:

max, like That's so stupid.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's so upsetting.

CHELSEY DONN:

Really the loss of like H B O as it was is A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Very upsetting.

CHELSEY DONN:

Secondary conversation.

CHELSEY DONN:

But cuz that was like my dream network all the

TREY GERRALD:

Oh really?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh well.

CHELSEY DONN:

But anyway, 'I,

TREY GERRALD:

is very frustrating, A', especially when you are wanting to consume media, but

TREY GERRALD:

Like that really is A' Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

Someone must create that app

CHELSEY DONN:

and they do like kind of on the comp, on the computer, on the tv, on Visio.

CHELSEY DONN:

You can like search everything and it will kind of tell you, but it doesn't always get it right.

CHELSEY DONN:

And sometimes that's like the brand of of my TV that 'I Think is the Best Buy brand 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

A', big fan of iso.

CHELSEY DONN:

You can Chromecast right to the, to the screen, so it's great.

CHELSEY DONN:

Any who?

CHELSEY DONN:

That's my Complaint.

CHELSEY DONN:

Too many things to pay for.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, can't keep track of it all.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't even like 'I can barely remember what I'm already remembering.

CHELSEY DONN:

And now 'I have to remember more passwords, more things.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's just how do 'I fix it?

TREY GERRALD:

so annoying.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Hear you.

CHELSEY DONN:

but amen to these free services like Tuby and freebie.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm about it now.

TREY GERRALD:

And amen to technology like 'I am

CHELSEY DONN:

An amen to technology.

TREY GERRALD:

and, and get past the clunky phase.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm sure there's an AI that can fix it.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, now that we've let these complaints out, you wanna hear someone else's?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, let's do it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's do it.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

VOICEOVER:

Review.

VOICEOVER:

That, Review,

CHELSEY DONN:

As you know, we are your trustee.

CHELSEY DONN:

Review Queen.

CHELSEY DONN:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

TREY GERRALD:

We read you A' review.

TREY GERRALD:

We break it down and then rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five

VOICEOVER:

Assess, That, Kvetch.

CHELSEY DONN:

And Trey, my dear Queen, it is your turn this week.

CHELSEY DONN:

What have you brought in for us Diva?

TREY GERRALD:

All right, today, 'I am going to share with you all and

CHELSEY DONN:

Ooh, yes.

TREY GERRALD:

this five star Apple review

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

New source.

TREY GERRALD:

for the app TikTok.

CHELSEY DONN:

Stop.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's lots of controversy about this 'I Can't wait.

TREY GERRALD:

Now 'I know very little about TikTok.

CHELSEY DONN:

Disclaimer.

TREY GERRALD:

'I literally just deleted it from my phone about an hour

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh wow.

TREY GERRALD:

computer.

TREY GERRALD:

So,

CHELSEY DONN:

A' little bit more than you, but not much

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't think we're gonna 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't think it's gonna be required much knowledge, but that's the chewy disclaimer.

TREY GERRALD:

So,

CHELSEY DONN:

Chewy alert.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so here we go.

TREY GERRALD:

So this is written by A' user named, this is All one word, and I'm

TREY GERRALD:

So Tup.

TREY GERRALD:

E E V E E, tup Eve.

TREY GERRALD:

Tup

CHELSEY DONN:

Teacup.

CHELSEY DONN:

Evie Teacup.

CHELSEY DONN:

Evie.

CHELSEY DONN:

Teacup.

CHELSEY DONN:

Evie like Evie, the teacup malt.

TREY GERRALD:

9 3 9 9.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

nine three ninety nine.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's just call them tea.

CHELSEY DONN:

P Evie 'I mean That's that teacup.

CHELSEY DONN:

Evie Tea, teacup.

CHELSEY DONN:

Teacup.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, it's gotta be teacup.

CHELSEY DONN:

Evie Gotta be

TREY GERRALD:

Teacup ev.

CHELSEY DONN:

9/3/99.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

And this was written on June 21st,

CHELSEY DONN:

Day before my birthday,

TREY GERRALD:

right?

TREY GERRALD:

All right, here we go.

TREY GERRALD:

So the subject of this five star review is My A' ACC got banned.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm assuming the A' ACC means A' account.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

So just, here we go.

TREY GERRALD:

Anytime 'I, say the word account, it's actually spelled in this review, A' acc.

TREY GERRALD:

So just keep that in mind.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Is it like A' drinking game every time we say it?

CHELSEY DONN:

Take A', chug, A' drink.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

All right.

TREY GERRALD:

Here we are.

TREY GERRALD:

So here we go.

TREY GERRALD:

This is what teacup, BK has to say.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Got it.

TREY GERRALD:

So this is no hate at all, but my account got banned for no reason at all.

TREY GERRALD:

My last vid was of me and my friend doing A' dance together.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know why that happened.

TREY GERRALD:

Then like two hours later, 'I was on my other account.

TREY GERRALD:

Then it got banned.

TREY GERRALD:

Just one got banned, but 'I cried for hours and 'I was in A'.

TREY GERRALD:

State of depression.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think my VD gotten taken down because it was my last vd.

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I am so close to 100 followers

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh God.

TREY GERRALD:

and 'I decay.

TREY GERRALD:

What happened?

TREY GERRALD:

So 'I tried to get back into my main account that got banned, and then it

TREY GERRALD:

My friends got their accounts banned before, but only for like three days, but

TREY GERRALD:

P l s tell me what 'I did wrong.

TREY GERRALD:

TikTok P s, my Access Galaxy May Wolf.

TREY GERRALD:

They did it again and it's very annoying.

TREY GERRALD:

'I AM 13 and my account then gotten banned again.

TREY GERRALD:

It's so oh annoying.

TREY GERRALD:

This time 'I had my account for not even A' Week, and it's banned free.

TREY GERRALD:

Both Galaxy May Wolf and the Galaxy May Wolf 'I two.

TREY GERRALD:

It's too annoying and 'I did rate this five stars because the whole app, besides the, you

TREY GERRALD:

So please, if you're reading this, please spread the word.

TREY GERRALD:

PS my account had 340 followers,

CHELSEY DONN:

Om J.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's so funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was originally like the whole time 'I was thinking, how old is Tea A'?

CHELSEY DONN:

How old is Tea A', you know?

CHELSEY DONN:

And then 13 'I was, 'I was like in the beginning, 'I thought maybe Tea A' was

CHELSEY DONN:

But then as the review went along, 'I was like, no, this is like A' child.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

But do you think they're actually 13, or do you think they're actually 12?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think they're actually 12.

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I feel like

TREY GERRALD:

and they're gonna be 13 in two

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, 'I feel like their account is getting banned cuz they're not actually 13.

CHELSEY DONN:

Because 'I was thinking that bef, like once 'I got, we got to the middle of the review

CHELSEY DONN:

There's gotta be some reason, right.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean, although 'I will say 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do know some people that like, have gotten blocked out of their Instagram or like things

CHELSEY DONN:

So it could be A' mistake, but 'I do get the inkling that there's, there's, there's

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean 'I have no idea.

CHELSEY DONN:

Also like 'I, 'I wanna give teacup, like props for rewarding themselves

CHELSEY DONN:

Not because I'm throwing shade.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, seriously, like I'm not because 'I 'I, it actually makes me feel better.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

That she's like 13 and she's excited about that cuz 'I feel like people's

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, and 'I think it's like kind of good to be 13 and be like, oh my

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I think when 'I was 13 on Friendster, if 'I had A' hundred followers on Friendster.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was like very happy about that.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I 'I, it actually makes me feel.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' little bit better that we, not every 13 year old needs to have 5 million followers on TikTok.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what 'I mean?

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Hear

CHELSEY DONN:

feel like validated and And to like the platform.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

What do we think about this as A' five star review?

TREY GERRALD:

'I 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Mean 'I was literally gonna ask you, 'I think that teacup is doing that as like bribery?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do too.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's what 'I said.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I wrote down like brown-nosing the teacher, you know, like it felt very much like my

CHELSEY DONN:

So like, I'm gonna be real nice about this, but please give me my account back.

CHELSEY DONN:

Will you?

TREY GERRALD:

Also the abbreviation.

TREY GERRALD:

A' acc.

TREY GERRALD:

'I would think it would be A' c T

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

It would, but, but also teacups 13, and maybe, we don't know, maybe

CHELSEY DONN:

Who the hell knows?

TREY GERRALD:

'I also wanna point out, it's really interesting to me

CHELSEY DONN:

And they all gotten taken down.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Guess A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Different time taken.

TREY GERRALD:

Right?

TREY GERRALD:

Got

CHELSEY DONN:

Gotten taken or

TREY GERRALD:

Gotten taken.

TREY GERRALD:

But that's interesting to me.

TREY GERRALD:

And then also 'I am obsessed with the replacement account.

TREY GERRALD:

We went from Galaxy May Wolf to the Galaxy May Wolf to

CHELSEY DONN:

my God, so funny.

TREY GERRALD:

Galaxy May,

CHELSEY DONN:

that there, that Teac Cup's real name is May?

TREY GERRALD:

well, it's spelled M A' E,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, so probably, so 'I do think that this is May 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Also, what do you think about the request at the end of the review?

TREY GERRALD:

So please, if you're re these are letters, so p ls, if you are reading this, p ls

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, so there's, I'm assuming that there's no reply, 'I.

VOICEOVER:

There's A' reply.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was really wondering about this because 'I wonder with these platforms that are so

CHELSEY DONN:

Or is there somebody that's replying?

TREY GERRALD:

Well, 'I also debated whether or not we can do it now, cause it,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

it doesn't 'I impact anything.

TREY GERRALD:

This is the reply developer response on January 11th, so this is months later.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right, right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like seven months

TREY GERRALD:

We are sorry you had this experience.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you for taking time to reach out to us.

TREY GERRALD:

Please provide more details using the report A' problem feature within the settings and privacy

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, that's good.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, that makes me feel good for May.

TREY GERRALD:

but I'll tell you though.

CHELSEY DONN:

gonna call

TREY GERRALD:

'I was searching for reviews, every

CHELSEY DONN:

was the

TREY GERRALD:

review has that exact response.

TREY GERRALD:

So it is like an automatic, like we're not going to hash this out

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, listen, I'm not gonna give the developer any credit for the reply

CHELSEY DONN:

However, 'I will say that for May specifically, who is like 13 and seems

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, maybe this will give her another road to go down.

CHELSEY DONN:

Or maybe May has already done that.

CHELSEY DONN:

And this is really like A' last stitch effort.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I guess.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's kind of hard to say.

TREY GERRALD:

that gets back to my original question, like why are you

TREY GERRALD:

Where are they gonna spread the word?

TREY GERRALD:

And to who?

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, maybe it's like if you're reading this review and this also

TREY GERRALD:

Oh yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean it's just comical cuz it is sort of like, what does this have to do with like TikTok?

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean?

TREY GERRALD:

'I guess Like, is it, is it common to get banned?

TREY GERRALD:

'I?

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

I've never been banned on A' social media app like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Do we think that it's A'?

TREY GERRALD:

It has something to do with the age, like 'I didn't even think about how you said maybe

TREY GERRALD:

Didn't even occur to me.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was just trying to think of like what could possibly, if you really do have an innocent

TREY GERRALD:

So what is the dance move like?

TREY GERRALD:

The suck it motion and you're in A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Bikini, like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, that's A' the, the wardrobe 'I, or you know, 'I don't know 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I, mean.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't think there's anything sexy about these, these dancing themes.

TREY GERRALD:

The, they're so humiliating and embarrassing to me.

TREY GERRALD:

'I

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was gonna say that.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I kind of wanna tell like our listeners that if something happens that you and 'I will do.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' TikTok dance, but 'I don't know what that thing

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't think I'm gonna do A' TikTok

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey, we got it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like if we get how, how many new Patreon members, if we get, if we get something, you wouldn't do it

TREY GERRALD:

there's A' reason for it, it's just 'I don't even understand.

TREY GERRALD:

And this is me being my own bias, but like when 'I, cuz 'I am old and 'I see

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, maybe I'll amend that stance in the future, but like, so 'I see and

TREY GERRALD:

Teenage boys doing dances, and my mind is blown.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm like, are you kidding me?

TREY GERRALD:

When

CHELSEY DONN:

You posted one that 'I think it wasn't A' teenage boy to be clear, but you

TREY GERRALD:

'I did on TikTok.

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't have

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, no, cuz you know how A', TikTok, they like repost like reels and everything.

CHELSEY DONN:

There was A' soccer ball and A' boyfriend or something.

CHELSEY DONN:

This was A' long time ago.

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't even remember.

TREY GERRALD:

No, but I'm talking about like that viral girl.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like when you're like dancing on TikTok, it's so embarrassing to me.

TREY GERRALD:

And when you see

CHELSEY DONN:

you're embarrassed, like for them,

TREY GERRALD:

it's just like humiliating.

TREY GERRALD:

What are you doing?

TREY GERRALD:

People stopping traffic to like do

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

CHELSEY DONN:

That's 'I know.

TREY GERRALD:

bars of like dance steps.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's just like, it's the way that these kids, these kids express themselves.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know?

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Try not to judge too harshly because 'I feel like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mean 'I know that I'm 'I did things when 'I was A' teenager.

CHELSEY DONN:

That annoyed the crap outta people.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm sure me and my theater friends at like 11 o'clock after rehearsal were belting

CHELSEY DONN:

So To us.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank God YouTube came along when it did in my

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

if it had come out any earlier, 'I would be humiliated today

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, I'm sure.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm sure, and I'm sure people will be like mortified by things.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean.

CHELSEY DONN:

Everybody is mortified by old posts and things like that.

CHELSEY DONN:

And they'll take it down and then if they get famous it'll follow them.

CHELSEY DONN:

And that's just the story of life these days.

CHELSEY DONN:

So I'm not really judging Teacup may.

CHELSEY DONN:

That she loves TikTok this much because 'I do think that is A' common factor that

CHELSEY DONN:

In terms of people that are so 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

The only thing that 'I can compare it to for me is that, you know, like A', lot of people's.

CHELSEY DONN:

Instagrams have been getting hacked, which is terrifying.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then sometimes it takes weeks, months, years.

CHELSEY DONN:

Some 'I have some friends that never got their accounts recovered.

CHELSEY DONN:

And it's like A' terrible feeling to feel like something that you have

CHELSEY DONN:

And you do it habitually every day.

CHELSEY DONN:

You just no longer have access to it.

CHELSEY DONN:

So there's something 'I 'I wanna give credit to May for like.

CHELSEY DONN:

Somehow remaining positive even if it is brown, nosy under that because it's clear even within

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah, but I'm trying to gather, like 'I don't know what the valuable, unique

CHELSEY DONN:

And the other thing that's that 'I just wanna point out that 'I think we have

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, our suggestion into the update.

CHELSEY DONN:

So yes, 'I think that 'I do 'I, like 'I will go to an app and read the reviews

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I do think that that's in there, but 'I don't wanna discredit teacup entirely

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think they're really doing this because they're like, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm at the end of my rope developer, somebody, whoever's listening, help me.

CHELSEY DONN:

How do we factor that in?

TREY GERRALD:

Well, 'I think one way that remains the same is the spelling of grammar is atrocious.

TREY GERRALD:

There's like,

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Are you, when you say atrocious, when you say atrocious, are you factoring in the

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

there are times that they'll start A' sentence with A' caps, but like

CHELSEY DONN:

Rarely.

TREY GERRALD:

that they don't.

TREY GERRALD:

And then it is just so loaded with abbreviations.

CHELSEY DONN:

taken was the only one that 'I wrote down?

TREY GERRALD:

Grammar is off.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

And like then they'll do like all caps with at minimum five exclamation

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh geez.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

It, it's like the, it's very clear they're not working with the capacity

CHELSEY DONN:

he was to say, even as an admittedly.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' younger, 13 year old person, 'I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Does that factor in?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like do we have to adjust for grade level with spelling and grammar?

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean?

TREY GERRALD:

It's an interesting thought because I've never really considered what it is to receive complaints

CHELSEY DONN:

Right, right.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I do think there might be an adjustment there.

CHELSEY DONN:

Entertainment 'I mean again, 'I feel.

CHELSEY DONN:

Anecdotally, like it's funny, like it's in like A', shaan, freuder almost kind of way.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, it's like so sad that this girl may, is so disgruntled about her account that there's

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think especially to us because we're not, we're not married to it in any way.

CHELSEY DONN:

So for us, we're like A', poor teacup may,

TREY GERRALD:

but 'I can liken myself to the experience.

TREY GERRALD:

'I can recognize what it would be to be in May's shoes.

CHELSEY DONN:

is an authentic voice.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think it's funny in like the putting myself in those shoes, not that

TREY GERRALD:

Donn.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't think 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't think Maye thinks there's A' joke in here anywhere.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, no, no.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't think so.

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I do think that may feels like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're balancing out the review, which is interesting for A' five star because

CHELSEY DONN:

But they do feel like they need to.

CHELSEY DONN:

They keep going back to, but 'I really like it, but it's really great.

CHELSEY DONN:

They do feel the need to do that.

TREY GERRALD:

Yo 'I, what is that about?

TREY GERRALD:

Do they think that they won't get seen if it's A'?

TREY GERRALD:

One star?

TREY GERRALD:

Because 'I have the opposite opinion.

TREY GERRALD:

'I feel like they're looking more for one

CHELSEY DONN:

Same like 'I would think like, okay, if you really wanna get somebody's

CHELSEY DONN:

Right?

CHELSEY DONN:

That's what everybody always thinks, or you,

TREY GERRALD:

But 'I think that's why 'I think that Nay is brown-nosing because 'I

TREY GERRALD:

And so they're asking for the favor to be reinstated since they're giving

CHELSEY DONN:

totally.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I forgot an LOL moment that 'I did write

TREY GERRALD:

Please

CHELSEY DONN:

Free both.

TREY GERRALD:

freedom.

CHELSEY DONN:

Free Brittany, free Galaxy Ma Wolf and the Galaxy.

CHELSEY DONN:

Ma Wolf too.

TREY GERRALD:

'I also

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's just funny as A' visual to be like, imagine that her two accounts are like

TREY GERRALD:

'I also think it's really funny, this sentence, no caps, just

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, that was the shot point A' moment where 'I was just like, this

CHELSEY DONN:

This is so emo.

CHELSEY DONN:

This

TREY GERRALD:

get it.

CHELSEY DONN:

it's actually just like A' perfect character study.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I really, there's something very endearing to me about Tea A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Even though 'I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

As we go into the crowning here, 'I don't know how, like where that's gonna influence

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, love and like protection of May A' little

TREY GERRALD:

'I Think that.

TREY GERRALD:

'I feel that because May is not trying to like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Conceal any of their cards,

CHELSEY DONN:

right?

CHELSEY DONN:

They're really laying it all out on the table in A' very vulnerable way,

TREY GERRALD:

right?

TREY GERRALD:

Like unless maybe they are not really 13, which we're sort of making up, but like

CHELSEY DONN:

but even so, if they're younger, if they're 12, then even more like, oh my god, may

TREY GERRALD:

Well.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

Cuz it feels like they're not worried about how they're coming across.

TREY GERRALD:

Like they, they have no concept of like you just wrote A' review saying you were in A' state

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Which is like, sadly like correct, but also sadly accurate of our time is like it doesn't really

CHELSEY DONN:

So,

TREY GERRALD:

We definitely think that they're being truthful and I'm curious

TREY GERRALD:

I'm not

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think there's A' little bit in the like everybody listen up.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, help me if you're here, you know, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think there is A', little bit of A', like, you know, I'm not the only one, but 'I don't.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Shady light.

TREY GERRALD:

Wait, 'I just thought in an opposite way, what if May is

TREY GERRALD:

Like, my account had 340 followers.

TREY GERRALD:

Like why did 'I get banned?

TREY GERRALD:

Like my account had 100 followers.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, you, they're saying like low,

TREY GERRALD:

well, 'I don't even know, but it's

CHELSEY DONN:

like why would 'I get banned?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I

TREY GERRALD:

A' hundred followers, right?

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't know it's possible.

CHELSEY DONN:

It is hostile.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I

TREY GERRALD:

last thing here is like, would reading this review have an

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think the, the lasting impression to me would be, listen, there's

CHELSEY DONN:

Right?

CHELSEY DONN:

But again, 'I do think this is more of A' message to the developer.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

But we both admitted that we read the reviews

CHELSEY DONN:

We do.

CHELSEY DONN:

You're right.

CHELSEY DONN:

You're right, you're right.

CHELSEY DONN:

No 'I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

But I'm saying like what?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like if 'I was gonna read this review as A' ChelseyBD looking like what's TikTok about?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I would have as A' ChelseyBD.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I would have to continue reading other reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I would not be able to take A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Full stop here.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

No, cuz it's not A' five star.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, it's not A' five star and it's not giving me any contact.

CHELSEY DONN:

And, and to me's credit, it's not really intending to Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

But it's not crossing off that box.

TREY GERRALD:

No.

TREY GERRALD:

And also 'I don't like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think that May wants people to read this because they're saying, please, if

CHELSEY DONN:

know.

TREY GERRALD:

It's not just for the developer.

CHELSEY DONN:

right.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, it is for us, but it's not for, for like educating us about the app other than to

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean I'm so perplexed.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know me too, but I'm also ready to crown.

TREY GERRALD:

let's crown

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my goodness.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, this is funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

So I'm actually holding up three crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey is holding up one and A' half crowns, which is probably more of the accurate 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, rating A' review of May, but you know, there's just something endearing

CHELSEY DONN:

Obviously we had spelling errors.

CHELSEY DONN:

Uh, this isn't really A' review, this isn't really A' five star review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

But there's just something endearing.

CHELSEY DONN:

About May and 'I do understand more.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm very much more forgiving of this type of review on an app store

CHELSEY DONN:

I've also gone, and like 'I said, 'I do look at reviews for apps.

CHELSEY DONN:

All the time, and I've gotten better at sifting through the ones that are A', little bit more

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I think if 'I was reading through it and that was what 'I was looking for,

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I think that they got their point of view across, and even though it took

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I went with three crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

But I'm curious as to why you went with one and A' half.

TREY GERRALD:

Um, 'I, mean 'I just feel like it was an inappropriately starred review,

CHELSEY DONN:

Sure.

TREY GERRALD:

which felt manipulative and 'I Think the real like clue for me for an impact

TREY GERRALD:

Like you're gonna want to keep using it.

TREY GERRALD:

It's very popular with young people.

TREY GERRALD:

They people dance 'I don't know like 'I, 'I, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think the one and A' half are from the humor.

TREY GERRALD:

Like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think it's very funny as like A' time capsule of like what America's youth are up to.

TREY GERRALD:

'I Don't think 'I don't think it's very useful.

TREY GERRALD:

Ooh,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I agree.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just 'I like may 'I, like feel protective of May as like my little sister.

TREY GERRALD:

'I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Anyway, that was so fun.

CHELSEY DONN:

Try A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Great review.

TREY GERRALD:

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN:

Love hearing from our younger reviewers.

CHELSEY DONN:

Gotta start out young guys.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let your voice be heard.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't wait until you're older.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let be like may.

CHELSEY DONN:

Start writing those reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

Start voicing your opinions.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, now you're supposed to wait until you're 13.

TREY GERRALD:

You're not supposed to use the app before 13.

CHELSEY DONN:

You have A' amazing sing though.

CHELSEY DONN:

She's 13.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Shirley is 13.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's give her the benefit of the doubt.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, let's just move on really fast.

TREY GERRALD:

This is awkward.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, Mike Queen,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

reached the most regal portion of our show, so ChelseyBD 'I would love to know who

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My, Royal, Highness.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I 'I decided that 'I wanted to do A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little Patreon plug cuz it's been A' minute since we've done one.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I wanna give A' special shout out to you?

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Nower 'I.

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Love her.

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My college roommate, Jenny Hoof Nagle, who's been A' patron for A' while now, and Jenny 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

From Watch That Rock Pilates.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you guys have been listening, you know 'I like to get my Pilates on with Jenny has just

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And postpartum.

CHELSEY DONN:

Jenny is so passionate about prenatal and postpartum and helping new moms, uh, who have

CHELSEY DONN:

And Jenny has studied.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' huge amount getting different certifications and specializing in this field.

CHELSEY DONN:

And so I'm so excited for her and this new venture.

CHELSEY DONN:

And both Trey and 'I are wishing her so much muzzle.

CHELSEY DONN:

Uh, if you are looking for A' pre and postnatal care, you should go ahead and follow at frea

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Sessions if you're in New York City.

CHELSEY DONN:

So it's really, there's something there for everybody.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know, we actually do have A', couple other people in Patreon alone, uh, and from our

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So maybe think about following at Fray A' movement and 'I will spell that out for you.

TREY GERRALD:

'I was gonna ask you.

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At F R E Y A' Movement.

CHELSEY DONN:

Best of luck.

CHELSEY DONN:

And Jenny Hoof.

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Nagle and Freya Movement.

CHELSEY DONN:

Your Our Royal Highness.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Love that.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Congrats.

TREY GERRALD:

Who?

TREY GERRALD:

That's so exciting.

CHELSEY DONN:

that exciting?

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm so excited for hoof.

TREY GERRALD:

And what an amazing like gift you could give someone in

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Give them A' gift certificate to do some classes at Free A' movement.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, A'.

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Good idea.

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Try.

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Yeah, totally.

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'I.

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Love that.

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'I have actually, 'I have A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Couple friends that are pregnant.

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'I.

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I'm gonna do that myself.

CHELSEY DONN:

So good.

CHELSEY DONN:

Good tip.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bye.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bye bye.

CHELSEY DONN:

Remember that dance?

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, 'I do that is another round on the r u A'.

TREY GERRALD:

R Q TikTok.

TREY GERRALD:

TikTok Ferris Wheel.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN:

The tos really do go by on.

CHELSEY DONN:

TikTok, thank you for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you like what you heard, tell us on A' TikTok, and then also tell A' friend

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And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

CHELSEY DONN:

On this week's after show Pod, we are rating and reviewing A' one.review

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Oh.

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Like A', Disney,

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So to find out what may Trey say.

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TREY GERRALD:

That's my goofy.

TREY GERRALD:

You gotta become A' member.

CHELSEY DONN:

you don't even know this review.

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And that was like so perfect.

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Hmm.

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you're not getting the after show, you're only getting half of the story

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really truthfully, if there is ever A' time to join Patreon, it is right now you

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And if you're not A' member of Patreon, that was two weeks ago.

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Last week we did um, Frankie D'S Pizza

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Well, well now is A' good time to join because there's

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There's so many good things there.

TREY GERRALD:

even keep 'em straight.

TREY GERRALD:

There's so

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We can't even keep 'em straight ourselves, but especially

CHELSEY DONN:

And remember, ignore the haters.

CHELSEY DONN:

You're A' Queen.

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'I.

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Gotta try.

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He's doing A'.

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TikTok

TREY GERRALD:

You knew it.

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That's what 'I was doing, and um, gender non-specific Queen.

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Queen.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Voiceover talents by 'I Eva Kaminsky.

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora, and our theme song was written by Joe

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

We really danced that out.

TREY GERRALD:

'I was TikTok dancing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Those, you know, those talks where they have like, one person is singing

CHELSEY DONN:

Have you seen those?

TREY GERRALD:

seen them on Instagram.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I Just, I'm not that good at A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Are you?

CHELSEY DONN:

Are you good at them?

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't 'I think 'I got it wrong the one

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I usually get it wrong.

TREY GERRALD:

Should we try it with you and me and see if the Queens can guess?

CHELSEY DONN:

We could, we could try it.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think that'd be pretty

CHELSEY DONN:

who's talking now?

TREY GERRALD:

Like A' Vault.

TREY GERRALD:

They know from merry rounds.

TREY GERRALD:

They know all of our voices.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's true.

About the Podcast

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A comedy podcast dedicated to rating & reviewing online reviews!

About your hosts

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Trey Gerrald

Actor | Writer | Human-Person
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Chelsey Donn

Actress | Comedian | Writer
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