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Episode 101

Episode 101: Domino's Pizza

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Domino's Pizza. Trey's doorbell rings but is it a mistake? Chelsey visits a familiar bar wench as the Meryl-Go-Round of life keeps spinning. Trey hates food getting cold, Chelsey hates being outside of the delivery window, and the Queens discuss the new FreeVee/Amazon Prime series: Jury Duty. Queendom Question: Are you straight?

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VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, someone's gotta settle the score!

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Hello,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, hello and welcome to Review.

Trey Gerrald:

That Review, the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

Chelsey Donn:

Reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

Yay.

Chelsey Donn:

We're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

Chelsey Donn:

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

Trey Gerrald:

That is Chelsey Donn,

Chelsey Donn:

And that's Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

and together we are.

VOICEOVER:

The.

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You Queens.

Trey Gerrald:

And A' very special Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon.

Trey Gerrald:

To learn more, go to Review That Review dot com slash patreon, and if you enjoy the show and

Trey Gerrald:

Well, hello Chels Chels.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

How are you?

Chelsey Donn:

It's 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel like it's been A' minute.

Chelsey Donn:

How's it going?

Trey Gerrald:

Life is good.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, this, uh, this week I've really been focusing on getting my passport updated,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, I've done that.

Chelsey Donn:

What route did you go?

Trey Gerrald:

so I've only had one passport in my life because 'I grew up.

Trey Gerrald:

In A' family that didn't really value travel.

Trey Gerrald:

It wasn't of interest to my parental figures, and so 'I just didn't have much

Trey Gerrald:

Not that 'I, even registered A', lack of appreciation.

Trey Gerrald:

It just wasn't present in my life.

Trey Gerrald:

So my very first passport, 'I got in the year 2013 and 'I, remember that

Trey Gerrald:

Journey that 'I did not have the original document of my birth certificate, and the passport agency

Trey Gerrald:

There are various birth certificate iterations, and so 'I

Chelsey Donn:

like this needs to be legit.

Chelsey Donn:

Legit.

Chelsey Donn:

What they gave you at the hospital or what A' government agency handed you

Trey Gerrald:

That's right.

Trey Gerrald:

And if you call for like A' replacement, that's A' different request than calling

Trey Gerrald:

And this is like 'I was calling in South Carolina and so it was like, you know, two to three

Chelsey Donn:

'I did the same process with Pennsylvania.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just want 'I, just so you feel seen,

Trey Gerrald:

interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

We're cuz we're gonna come back to Pittsburgh, but, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So you have to have the original letterhead that has like A' raised seal on it.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I have all of that.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I did all of that back in 2013.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

And then we went on A' very big trip in 2019 months before the pandemic and

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I wasn't sure if 'I had lost it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I wasn't sure if it

Chelsey Donn:

Oh no.

Trey Gerrald:

pocket of luggage that 'I might have thrown away.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it was A' whole thing and we're like going on A' trip in August.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I need A' Passport and 'I have

Chelsey Donn:

up.

Chelsey Donn:

We're gonna need it.

Trey Gerrald:

correct, so 'I and 'I know 'I knew that it was expiring soon.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, now there's this discrepancy.

Trey Gerrald:

Like if it expires six months to the date of expiration, then it kind of

Trey Gerrald:

Of the expiration date.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like A' whole, like it's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Whole rigamarole.

Trey Gerrald:

Anyway, the point of the story is 'I turned my house upside down on multiple occasions and

Trey Gerrald:

And this was after 'I had confirmed and like spoken in therapy and like come to

Chelsey Donn:

You're gonna have to go through this whole process again.

Trey Gerrald:

because to renew it, you don't have to prove anything.

Trey Gerrald:

Again, you, but you have to surrender the original passport and then they

Trey Gerrald:

But if you have lost or damaged your passport, then you have to act as if you've never had one.

Trey Gerrald:

So you have to do A', completely different form, plus another form to say that

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I was like, you know what, I'll just go the long route because you know, 'I,

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm early enough to wear like 'I, don't even need to do expedited, so it's fine.

Trey Gerrald:

Anyway, long story short, 'I went to CVS this afternoon.

Trey Gerrald:

'I got A' new passport photo.

Trey Gerrald:

'I stapled it to my thing and everything is ready.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just have to go to A' up, S U S P S and then I'm gonna expedite it so

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I did mine this year at FedEx and it was much easier.

Chelsey Donn:

It was A' much simpler process, but 'I, they just like kind of will sit

Chelsey Donn:

Rush my passport thing with you and make sure that like everything is filled out properly

Chelsey Donn:

It's just sort of like A' one stop shop, and then by the time you're outta there, assuming you

Trey Gerrald:

but now 'I have it.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm holding it up to the screen.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

So

Trey Gerrald:

Check printed out.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's already to go 'I, just have to go to

Chelsey Donn:

you're in great shape.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, this is it.

Chelsey Donn:

This is the final stretch you're gonna get there.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I gotta tell you, like it literally has been such A' process

Trey Gerrald:

And today of all days, right before recording 'I found my old passport.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, sometimes when you let go, that's when that's when it appears.

Chelsey Donn:

You know things.

Chelsey Donn:

Things deliver to you when you least expect them to.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, A' wise person once said, let go and let God.

Chelsey Donn:

Let go.

Chelsey Donn:

Let God.

Chelsey Donn:

And, and also like deliveries that you weren't expecting.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, can you go to your door for me?

Chelsey Donn:

Because 'I think you have A' delivery.

Trey Gerrald:

wait.

Trey Gerrald:

'I almost mentioned this before we started recording.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't mention wait.

Chelsey Donn:

Just go to your door.

Trey Gerrald:

It already happened.

Trey Gerrald:

The dogs went cuckoo bananas.

Trey Gerrald:

Crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, it did.

Chelsey Donn:

Did you get it?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, but 'I left it out there cuz 'I thought it was for A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Different house.

Chelsey Donn:

It's for you.

Chelsey Donn:

Can you go get it?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, hold on.

Chelsey Donn:

Go get

Trey Gerrald:

Wow, you timed that like perfectly.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was really trying to tie it perfectly so that we

Trey Gerrald:

Because 'I saw that like cuz anytime one of us enters Riverside, which

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I noticed it disappeared and you weren't popping up.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I was like, she's in the like waiting room, but it hasn't pushed go yet cuz you mu cuz 'I was

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was looking at the delivery because 'I wanted to see like where the delivery was.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I was like waiting to push live because 'I didn't wanna like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I wanted it to be A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Surprise.

Trey Gerrald:

you, this is why when you said, are you excited?

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I was like, yeah, because 'I was like, the dogs are barking and 'I was waiting to mention.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause 'I was like, I'm gonna.

Trey Gerrald:

Say like someone just delivered something wrong to my house and 'I don't wanna have

Chelsey Donn:

now your dogs are

Trey Gerrald:

I'm sequestering myself cuz 'I don't wanna talk to people.

Trey Gerrald:

And now when someone realizes that their food was delivered to the wrong place,

Trey Gerrald:

I'm trying to record this podcast.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

You want me to go get it now or do you wanna talk about your

Chelsey Donn:

'I want.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, just want you to go get it

Trey Gerrald:

you're not worried about it?

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, hold on.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, thanks and I'll talk to the audience while you're gone.

Chelsey Donn:

Hey guys, so this is gonna sort of reveal the subject of this week's

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit special for Patreon, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

And just as something we could do every once in A' while, and 'I wanted us to do

Chelsey Donn:

So that's all I'm gonna tease for right now.

Chelsey Donn:

And then when Trey comes, he'll tell you what it is that 'I have sent to him.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, and really did try to time this perfectly so that it would happen around

Trey Gerrald:

You were

Chelsey Donn:

all right.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, 'I, sort of 'I

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, we, you, you mentioned this to me in the recesses like maybe two

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I

Chelsey Donn:

And then 'I was like, I'm just gonna do it by myself.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm just gonna go ahead and like make the decision.

Chelsey Donn:

So Trey, I've been teasing to everyone just that 'I 'I wanna do A' live review thing every

Chelsey Donn:

The review we're gonna be reviewing.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I, just 'I didn't announce what it is.

Chelsey Donn:

'I teased and 'I was 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I said 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think it's gonna be A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Patreon, A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bonus where we're gonna do the review, uh, live on Patreon cuz 'I also have the delivery.

Trey Gerrald:

Yours came.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

came.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

So you can introdu, you can tell everybody what it is.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, so 'I have three boxes from Domino's and they are like

Trey Gerrald:

Um, but 'I do have A' receipt here.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I can actually say, oh, there's also this little bag with like seven different dippings.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, 'I was like, you're from the South and, and 'I 'I knew that you like 'I, really appreciate

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I just got you one of each, but two ranches.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God, it's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Sweet icing.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, that's for, yes.

Chelsey Donn:

There is A' dessert item as well that we will do.

Trey Gerrald:

oh, this is, and these sauces are like A' dollar.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, the 'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Listen, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

'I invest in this podcast.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

This is very exciting.

Trey Gerrald:

So domino, so 'I am A', 'I am someone who orders from dominoes.

Chelsey Donn:

You are

Trey Gerrald:

it's not pizzas.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait.

Trey Gerrald:

This is really funny because my after show review has something to do with pizza.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, this is so weird.

Chelsey Donn:

weird.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, what is wrong with us?

Chelsey Donn:

We are one.

Chelsey Donn:

We are one.

Chelsey Donn:

Mind.

Chelsey Donn:

Even when I'm like thinking about Trey in my mind and thinking what I'm

Trey Gerrald:

Wait.

Trey Gerrald:

It's really weird though because like 'I was really annoyed at the beginning cuz 'I was

Trey Gerrald:

And then 'I was rambling on about my passport and the whole time you were probably like

Chelsey Donn:

And that's why 'I was like, how do 'I relate this in?

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I was like, yeah, things deliver to you when you least expect them to.

Chelsey Donn:

So special delivery,

Trey Gerrald:

excited.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you want A' lot?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you wanna talk about your week?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you wanna A' lot?

Trey Gerrald:

Like what do you wanna do?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, let's 'I guess let's, yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's A' teaser guys, and then we'll go back to that in A'

Trey Gerrald:

And you can like, you can exhale.

Trey Gerrald:

'I can exhale because

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

We can all exhale.

Trey Gerrald:

the, they're right here with me.

Chelsey Donn:

you know, it's coming.

Chelsey Donn:

Do Dominoes is coming.

Chelsey Donn:

Dominoes is, if you're following the tracker, it's, we're in the queue,

Trey Gerrald:

Well now 'I have an experience of the listeners cuz you know, I've realized, you

Trey Gerrald:

So now 'I have the experience as the

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

cuz 'I know it's gonna be dominance.

Chelsey Donn:

You do know it's, but you don't know what's coming.

Chelsey Donn:

So,

Trey Gerrald:

you, so your week's

Chelsey Donn:

no, my week was good.

Chelsey Donn:

It's crazy because now we've like done the podcast long enough that if people have

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I had my second trip to the Renaissance Fair.

Chelsey Donn:

It was,

Chelsey Donn:

it was Morgan's birthday and we went.

Trey Gerrald:

The beer wench.

Chelsey Donn:

The beer wench.

Chelsey Donn:

We went, we almost got in the line with the old beer wench, but we

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I remembered.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, but anyway,

Trey Gerrald:

Do you remember that?

Trey Gerrald:

365 days ago we showed the video of the winch on Patreon?

Chelsey Donn:

Did, did we?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, Yoi did.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, you do.

Chelsey Donn:

So she had that, right, she had that, um, line of like eyeliner, like right, A', like

Chelsey Donn:

So, and maybe it's A' tattoo.

Chelsey Donn:

Honestly, 'I mean 'I assumed it was eyeliner, but you never know.

Chelsey Donn:

But yeah, it

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, how was the parking this time?

Chelsey Donn:

We, we Ubered.

Chelsey Donn:

We Ubered, which we did last

Trey Gerrald:

but there was confusion about the route 'I, remember?

Chelsey Donn:

Good memory.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that was the after show.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And we talked about the Bard owls or whatever,

Chelsey Donn:

oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

You see, this is so funny because yeah, it happened again where

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

'I didn't even remember that.

Chelsey Donn:

That's so crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

So the

Trey Gerrald:

It's also unfair because 'I edit everything.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I listen to things A' lot more than you do.

Trey Gerrald:

So

Chelsey Donn:

That's true.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I listened 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I Listened to most episodes, at least twice.

Chelsey Donn:

But you know, that was A' while ago.

Trey Gerrald:

A' year.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that's fun.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

so

Trey Gerrald:

birthday to

Chelsey Donn:

happy Birthday, Morgan.

Chelsey Donn:

That was the highlight, I'll say of my week.

Chelsey Donn:

And then 'I, of course, as per usual of things to complain about.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, let's do

Trey Gerrald:

why don't you go first?

Trey Gerrald:

What do you want to

VOICEOVER:

Lodge, A, Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

about this week?

Chelsey Donn:

'I really hate it when 'I get used to delivering from A' certain restaurant and then

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

can no longer have that item

Trey Gerrald:

this is such A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good Complaint,

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I just you spoiled me.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was maybe when 'I was ordering from you in the beginning 'I was thinking, wow, you're A'

Trey Gerrald:

And doesn't it feel personal?

Trey Gerrald:

Doesn't it seem like the, they got sick of how always delivering to

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

they like updated the delivery zone.

Trey Gerrald:

'I always feel that it's personal, always

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I wish that there was even like A' little option for like tip an extra

Chelsey Donn:

So this is really the only way to do it.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I do wish that they would just be like, we'll charge you more.

Chelsey Donn:

'I would do that.

Trey Gerrald:

How far.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not that far.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, just like 'I live up in the hills so everything is far.

Trey Gerrald:

Because 'I don't like to order anything that's further than two miles

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, that's never gonna happen cuz I'm, well where 'I live because

Chelsey Donn:

So like, I'm kind of like right in the middle.

Chelsey Donn:

So everything is gonna be at least, like even the closest thing will be like four and A' half miles.

Chelsey Donn:

And that's like right at the base of the hill.

Trey Gerrald:

Got it.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have had the same.

Trey Gerrald:

Experience with many things.

Trey Gerrald:

There was even like my favorite cheat besides dominoes, oddly enough,

Trey Gerrald:

'I love five guys, and there was one in the little town right next to me and they no longer deliver.

Chelsey Donn:

so upsetting.

Trey Gerrald:

that's like A' Mile and like 1.3.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it was

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, so it's like 6.2

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, right.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, it's not crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm sure if it's like peak time, we don't want to do it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I do like 'I again, 'I empathize with the with the reversal.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I, just like 'I would pay for it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I won it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was used to it.

Chelsey Donn:

Now 'I can't have it and it sucks and it's

Trey Gerrald:

You know, that reminds me of when 'I first moved to

Trey Gerrald:

It has since become A' Law that cab drivers cannot refuse you.

Trey Gerrald:

But when 'I

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yes, that's right.

Trey Gerrald:

where are you going before they unlock the door?

Trey Gerrald:

And you would

Chelsey Donn:

'I know,

Trey Gerrald:

And they would say No.

Trey Gerrald:

And they would roll the wind up.

Trey Gerrald:

And Dr.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, it was,

Chelsey Donn:

to me all the

Chelsey Donn:

time.

Trey Gerrald:

It was so insulting.

Chelsey Donn:

So rude.

Trey Gerrald:

angry.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Forgot how much that riled me up.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, 'I definitely hear your Complaint delivery zones.

Trey Gerrald:

Are they?

Trey Gerrald:

It feels arbitrary and it's upsetting, especially when it has changed.

Trey Gerrald:

When the delivery zone has been updated and you're excluded, that just

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

And like 'I bet you there's even people that are more than six miles, but when they just

Chelsey Donn:

So anyway, that's my Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, Trey, what about you?

Chelsey Donn:

What's, what's on your mind?

Trey Gerrald:

Well 'I am gonna switch gears and choose the Complaint that is

Trey Gerrald:

'I A' am very

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

In A', like A' insulated bag.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm hoping that's gonna

Trey Gerrald:

well 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't 'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry,

Trey Gerrald:

No 'I am 'I am someone who is like very particular about heat.

Trey Gerrald:

And it's very interesting cuz I'm married to someone who doesn't care.

Trey Gerrald:

Like they can have like, like he never eats pizza, but he could have

Trey Gerrald:

To me that is the most disgusting concept to me.

Trey Gerrald:

Also, like if 'I get delivery or if 'I am taking something home, 'I am rushing

Trey Gerrald:

'I unpacking it and I'm preparing to eat.

Trey Gerrald:

And you know, David is like, he's A', little more A'.

Trey Gerrald:

And even my sister, I've noticed this when I've like gone to be with them.

Trey Gerrald:

When we get delivery, it's like 'I need to be eating it right away cuz 'I need

Chelsey Donn:

true.

Chelsey Donn:

Or like you have like an air fryer and you can do A' reheat.

Trey Gerrald:

it's challenging if it's like A' sandwich because there's always A' tomato

Trey Gerrald:

Or like heated mayonnaise is disgusting.

Trey Gerrald:

You can't heat fries the sandwich.

Trey Gerrald:

They never taste those 'I guess.

Trey Gerrald:

Now with air fryers, things are maybe different.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't have one.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I hate it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I and 'I hate knowing that it's just decaying.

Trey Gerrald:

The temperature is slowly decaying.

Trey Gerrald:

The longer 'I complain about it.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's my Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I have A', like 'I have A', real Queen thought and 'I think that this is what we should do.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think we should sort of pause.

Chelsey Donn:

The live recording for A' second,

Trey Gerrald:

No, cuz now I'm hungry.

Chelsey Donn:

Go do this Patreon moment recording, and then we'll

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

See your point because then we'll eat it and we'll review it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, and then we'll just come back.

Chelsey Donn:

It'll be Trey and ChelseyBD, like maybe 15 minutes in the future.

Chelsey Donn:

And A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Tiny, bit fuller.

Trey Gerrald:

do it.

Trey Gerrald:

That's fun.

Chelsey Donn:

That's fun.

Chelsey Donn:

Something

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

See you soon.

VOICEOVER:

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER:

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald:

Woohoohoo Time Machine.

Trey Gerrald:

Time Machine.

Trey Gerrald:

Time machine.

Trey Gerrald:

Alright, A', Queens.

Trey Gerrald:

We're back.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, in real time we took A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Quick little break.

Trey Gerrald:

We recorded our after show in the middle of our show.

Trey Gerrald:

Had A' fun, um, 'I wanna say pizza party, but it wasn't 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

There was A' Tacho party.

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was my first Tacha.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm like feeling A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little stuffed now.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

We even got some dessert in there.

Trey Gerrald:

You better call me Crest cuz I'm stuffed.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

That was good.

Trey Gerrald:

Well listen, if you are not on our after show, if you're

Trey Gerrald:

If you have not joined our Patreon, consider this another invitation.

Trey Gerrald:

We'd love to have you come and join us because we rate and review all three purchases that ChelseyBD

Trey Gerrald:

Is, are there discrepancies between East coast and West coast delivery and recipe

Trey Gerrald:

You better join to hear and, um, you know, we'll tease you with some of the, some of

Chelsey Donn:

gonna be A' new Patreon.

Chelsey Donn:

We're gonna sprinkle this in every once in A' while so.

Trey Gerrald:

yeah, if you want us to rate something, let us know.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah, let us know.

Chelsey Donn:

One A' five zero review, zero.

Chelsey Donn:

And with that in mind, with all that dominoes in mind, now that I'm so full of dominoes, 'I am 'I,

Chelsey Donn:

Try.

Chelsey Donn:

Are you?

Trey Gerrald:

A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, let's

Chelsey Donn:

do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's jump in.

VOICEOVER:

Review.

VOICEOVER:

That, Review,

Chelsey Donn:

All right, we are your trustee.

Chelsey Donn:

Review Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews, as you know from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you the review, we break it down and we rate the impact of that

Trey Gerrald:

It's A', very regal process that we call

VOICEOVER:

That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn:

Today's the day the Dominoes Review.

Chelsey Donn:

It's coming up now.

Chelsey Donn:

We made you wait A' little while.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, so this review is written by Kevin W.

Chelsey Donn:

Now as A' special Little Treat Tray.

Chelsey Donn:

This review is actually for the very dominoes that 'I had delivered to you.

Chelsey Donn:

Try Leona, Leon, and whatever, however you say it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's what this review is.

Chelsey Donn:

This review is written by an elite reviewer

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, what star is it?

Chelsey Donn:

sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

That's right.

Chelsey Donn:

It is A' one star review.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh oh.

Chelsey Donn:

Written by Kevin W, an elite reviewer who currently resides.

Chelsey Donn:

In Manhattan, New York, there is A' photo next to Kevin W.

Chelsey Donn:

We're definitely wearing A' suit.

Chelsey Donn:

We got A' suit jacket, A' tie, and then 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know, looks like club vibes.

Chelsey Donn:

A' little bit behind Kevin W and he looks to me, he looks to be in his

Trey Gerrald:

And since it's elite, I'm assuming it's Yelp.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, did 'I not say that?

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, it is Yelp.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm the worst.

Chelsey Donn:

It is A' Yelp review.

Chelsey Donn:

It is A' Yelp Elite.

Chelsey Donn:

It is A' Yelp review.

Trey Gerrald:

wanna just start over and say, today's review.

Chelsey Donn:

Sure.

Chelsey Donn:

Today's 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

Keep it real.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

No, no, no.

Chelsey Donn:

Here's the review.

Chelsey Donn:

This place straight up sucks.

Chelsey Donn:

Where to begin?

Chelsey Donn:

Glacial delivery Rude staff that puts you on hold for an eternity.

Chelsey Donn:

On three occasions, I've had them ping the pizza tracker app that my food was

Chelsey Donn:

After calling and being placed on hold for 15 minutes at least, and asking what's up.

Chelsey Donn:

The person who picked up the phone says This practice is normal for them and that

Chelsey Donn:

So basically they goose the app so they don't show how fucking slow and

Chelsey Donn:

Apparently this happens regularly based on other reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

After A' Sea of Shit reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

This place should just do everyone A' favor and shut down.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, and by the way, I've never gotten A' hot pizza from this place ever, always lukewarm or cold.

Chelsey Donn:

I've bitched corporate about this cesspool,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh.

Chelsey Donn:

hopefully others.

Chelsey Donn:

Will follow suit.

Chelsey Donn:

Kevin w

Trey Gerrald:

wait.

Trey Gerrald:

This has happened to me before.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I have called the same dominoes to say, oh, 'I see that the tracker says it

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm just wondering, and 'I mentioned on the after show how much A' anxiety it

Trey Gerrald:

So

Chelsey Donn:

Right,

Trey Gerrald:

called to be, because 'I was worried.

Chelsey Donn:

called cuz you were like, did they deliver to the wrong

Chelsey Donn:

person?

Trey Gerrald:

cuz A' cuz it wasn't like

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz that is anxiety inducting.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if it says the eagle has landed and the, that's why 'I was so anxious at the top of the

Chelsey Donn:

Go get it because 'I didn't want it just sitting there and you know,

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know what would've happened.

Chelsey Donn:

But yeah, like 'I, that's anxiety inducting.

Chelsey Donn:

Like when 'I saw that, that delivery thing came up, 'I was like, all right, 'I made it.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, like, and if 'I went to the door after 'I had that emotion and the

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

And like it said, delivered and 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Waited like several minutes, went outside and like looked at the neighboring

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

You're like, where did they deliver it to?

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz it's not here.

Trey Gerrald:

And, and it, and the, it was some woman that answered was like, it's still coming.

Trey Gerrald:

It's, it's coming.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I can't remember now, but does Dominoes have one of those policies where it's

Chelsey Donn:

Because you know how like that was A'

Chelsey Donn:

thing.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I don't, 'I don't know if they do

Chelsey Donn:

Or is that like Papa John 'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought it was Domino's.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought that was like the whole point of the tracker so that they're

Chelsey Donn:

So are they doing it so that like you're not getting A' free pizza every time?

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it has never occurred to me until Kevin mentions.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So they're gooing.

Trey Gerrald:

The app, which is A' very funny

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Which is A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Great word.

Chelsey Donn:

They, there were some interesting words and there were moments which we'll

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, especially upfront with this place.

Trey Gerrald:

Straight up sucks.

Chelsey Donn:

Straight up sucks.

Trey Gerrald:

Straight up.

Trey Gerrald:

Now tell me it sucks.

Chelsey Donn:

It sucks.

Trey Gerrald:

And then I'm stealing glacial delivery,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

which reminds me of Devil Worst

Chelsey Donn:

Move at A' glacial pace.

Chelsey Donn:

You know how that thrills me?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder if Kevin is gay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't think Kevin's gay the way that they say what's up.

Chelsey Donn:

Kevin 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

He looks hetero to me.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know if that's an insult or if that's something that you can even say,

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Just don't know any straight men that watch Devil Wears Prada.

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't think that's where he's getting 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't think that's where he is getting it from, but 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm getting like from his picture and the tone I'm getting more like Kevin was in A' frat

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Get

Chelsey Donn:

lives in the financial district, but or used to live in the financial district.

Chelsey Donn:

That's why they still have Manhattan now.

Chelsey Donn:

They live, they got A' bigger house during the pandemic in Jersey.

Trey Gerrald:

sounds

Chelsey Donn:

they're still not willing to let go of that Manhattan Mole on their,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, 'I also think the phrase straight up isn't like gay lingo.

Trey Gerrald:

Gay people know not to use straight as A', good as A' positive cuz that

Trey Gerrald:

But that's neither here nor another.

Trey Gerrald:

Like when you're like, are you okay?

Trey Gerrald:

And it's like, I'm straight.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm straight.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Never see, these are things 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Or when you're like,

Chelsey Donn:

ignorant to.

Trey Gerrald:

When you're like, be straight about it because what?

Trey Gerrald:

You're being gay about it, which is like, you're not being right.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think in this case, like 'I,

Trey Gerrald:

No, he doesn't mean any of that.

Trey Gerrald:

But,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't think anybody means that.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I shouldn't say that.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that most people have adopted those phrases as colloquialisms and

Chelsey Donn:

But now that I'm hearing it the way you're saying it, 'I understand the implication.

Chelsey Donn:

So maybe 'I won't use them again.

Trey Gerrald:

No homo,

Chelsey Donn:

No homo.

Trey Gerrald:

no one says, no homo in A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Negative way they mean that with love.

Chelsey Donn:

Right, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly right.

Trey Gerrald:

how does the, how does Kevin Spell was up?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, oh no.

Chelsey Donn:

He just said regularly.

Chelsey Donn:

But that was how 'I thought Kevin would say it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I believed it.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

It will arrive when it arrives.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think that was really the response

Chelsey Donn:

'I do

Trey Gerrald:

'I Kinda do too?

Chelsey Donn:

it sounds like A' frustrated.

Chelsey Donn:

Domino's employee who's probably been like, you're on hold bitch, because I'm,

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I don't know what the f to tell you.

Trey Gerrald:

And do you remember being A' kid?

Trey Gerrald:

And we would call and order A' pizza, and then you could call the store and they would

Trey Gerrald:

It should be there shortly.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I, understand the Complaint here that it's like we are not in the 1990s anymore.

Trey Gerrald:

Like every person has A' Tracker because every single person has A', cell

Trey Gerrald:

So it is frustrating if you're under the guise that you can track the

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

and then you're told it's delivered, but it hasn't delivered, been de

Chelsey Donn:

Hundred percent.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I, it never occurred to me that it was intentional to keep the

Trey Gerrald:

And that is Kevin's claim.

Trey Gerrald:

But now that I've heard that, I'm never gonna not think that.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I do think it's an interesting claim because if you think about it, like 'I don't know what

Chelsey Donn:

you know,

Trey Gerrald:

Sea of Shit reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

A' the of shit reviews and is getting, you know, these late

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I think that that is sort of Kevin's goal because Kevin really

Chelsey Donn:

Which 'I kind of, that's the place where I'm like, 'I lose Kevin A' Little bit

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I 'I think there might have been another option as well.

Trey Gerrald:

one in Cliffside Park, but they're, they have weird hours.

Trey Gerrald:

'I always do Leonia,

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's like the, here, that's the thing where I'm like, Kevin, from the, your review

Chelsey Donn:

So, and you're saying like, this is always just seems like this is

Chelsey Donn:

It sucks so bad, but you keep ordering from them.

Chelsey Donn:

So you clearly really like dominoes.

Chelsey Donn:

So what are you gonna do if this location goes outta business and the one further away

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, that's So, yeah, the, the very last few, like four sentences or three

Chelsey Donn:

And then they did the thing that we kind of hate in A' negative review,

Chelsey Donn:

Like we just had to throw in like the shit on the walls of the shower in the spa 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

At the last minute, they're like, and 'I have this other insult.

Trey Gerrald:

it happens A'

Chelsey Donn:

too late.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like the Chili's review too.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, it's too like put that up higher in the review in your

Chelsey Donn:

Glacial reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

Rude staff like Luke Warren Pizza or Cold 'I, you know, lukewarm A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Best cold at worst.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm rewriting Kevin's review, but yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You know what occurred to me when you said his sentence that

Trey Gerrald:

That's hot.

Trey Gerrald:

It's usually lukewarm A', cold 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Thought of Little Caesar's phrase.

Chelsey Donn:

Pizza,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that's our childhood one.

Trey Gerrald:

Now it's hot and ready, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

you know how Little Caesar's rebranded and now you walk

Chelsey Donn:

Do they not do delivery like you just, it's just take out and

Trey Gerrald:

it's all takeout now.

Trey Gerrald:

'I Believe.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, you go, you grab your pizza like have A' cafeteria style,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I do remember seeing A' commercial about that?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

And then they also call it A' cesspool, which seems like grass

Chelsey Donn:

One step too far, like 'I was enjoying Kevin's review and even

Chelsey Donn:

I'm still like enjoying it beyond A' traditional review, cuz I'm like, wow, Kevin is really

Chelsey Donn:

That's how mad is.

Trey Gerrald:

that's what 'I was gonna say.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like the humor entertainment level is so high because they're like A' walking thesaurus.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly, and they're on it.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you can't!

Chelsey Donn:

tell by the way that they're like structuring their sentences that like, they're mad,

Chelsey Donn:

Like there's, it's just, it's really intentionally written.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, oh by the way, I've never gotten A' hot pizza from this place.

Chelsey Donn:

Period.

Chelsey Donn:

Ever period.

Chelsey Donn:

Always Luke warmer, cold period.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's like, that's like on its own line, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

So clearly Kevin has thought this out.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, absolutely.

Chelsey Donn:

and grammar are like 100%.

Chelsey Donn:

This kid, this kid like may even gone to an Ivy League.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm

Chelsey Donn:

No, maybe like Duke, Duke's A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Really good school.

Trey Gerrald:

That's not Ivy

Chelsey Donn:

don't know about Harvard 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think maybe Duke is Ivy League.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm just saying 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know if they're Harvard, but 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't think 'I said that out loud.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I just said that in my head, and then 'I said no.

Trey Gerrald:

Valuable.

Trey Gerrald:

You knew unique information.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, this seems super valuable to me, Trey because 'I have you here

Chelsey Donn:

So that sort of removes that question mark for me because clearly this is common.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean it wasn't A' Sea of shit reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

That's true.

Chelsey Donn:

'I believe that it is, and 'I believe that it's happened to you.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I do think this is truthful and impactful, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, If I'm gonna 'I better not be hungry

Trey Gerrald:

well that's also like, well, that's what I'm saying, like on

Chelsey Donn:

Right, right.

Trey Gerrald:

Mean.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Believe Kevin 'I mean, but, but, and 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Find it

Chelsey Donn:

But they're A', little shady, They're definitely A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little

Trey Gerrald:

especially the sign off where it's like I'm complaining to

Trey Gerrald:

Like there's A' tone about like, if you have A' negative experience, it's on

Trey Gerrald:

Like.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly, and, and also like Kevin W's photo couldn't look more corporate like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Really just wanna share my screen with you if 'I can.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Can you see this?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you see Kevin 'I can see him in on his face?

Chelsey Donn:

He is.

Chelsey Donn:

He is.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, you see him?

Chelsey Donn:

He is like very serious 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

He seems young, like he seems out of co, like freshly out of college.

Chelsey Donn:

Actually, it looks like the stock exchange is behind him now that I've like super zoomed in.

Chelsey Donn:

He

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

It is.

Chelsey Donn:

Street, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Isn't

Trey Gerrald:

That is absolutely the yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Look at the red and green numbers.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

How 'I totally pinged that without even realizing what happened.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have to zoom out A' little bit cuz 'I lost A' spot.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, that was crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

That was A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Nice little discovery of of Kevin 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Really think my assessment of him is clear.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Do think 'I could give him A' fair.

Trey Gerrald:

Crowning.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

can't!

Trey Gerrald:

too.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, is there anything else that we feel we haven't assessed

Chelsey Donn:

We, we've said

Trey Gerrald:

Definitely shady.

Trey Gerrald:

Co common fluky.

Trey Gerrald:

Typical 'I, mean

Chelsey Donn:

common

Chelsey Donn:

'I think it seems common, but like 'I definitely think that some of the anger, some of the

Trey Gerrald:

but what's also there for me is like 'I have A', very specific opinion about dominoes.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Very specific opinion about people that eat dominoes and 'I have A'

Chelsey Donn:

That's true.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I do think that in the Venn diagram of all those things that you mentioned, 'I, do peg Kevin

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's not like shocking to me.

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like probably was studying for many A' test with like boxes of dominoes.

Trey Gerrald:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

' Chelsey Donn: I have A'

Trey Gerrald:

guess.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just.

Chelsey Donn:

in his day.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I have to review this for like what it is and not

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I am someone who likes dominoes and 'I recognize what dominoes is

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I think Kevin also likes Dominoes and 'I think

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't think Kevin has said anything in the review that's been damning to dominoes.

Chelsey Donn:

In fact, the opposite.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think he is like 'I, like dominoes.

Chelsey Donn:

'I love dominoes.

Chelsey Donn:

You're ruining dominoes for me

Trey Gerrald:

This place

Chelsey Donn:

place is ruining this place.

Chelsey Donn:

Straight up sucks.

Chelsey Donn:

This place is ruining dominoes and you've experienced it.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't wanna influence you any further,

Chelsey Donn:

but 'I think we should go into our crowning.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER:

to A' school.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

The Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn:

For crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

For crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

You go first.

Chelsey Donn:

Why For Crowns?

Chelsey Donn:

For Kevin w

Trey Gerrald:

'I just like the review 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think it's entertaining.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think it's funny.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, 'I am trying to be A' little bit impartial.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz to me, 'I just feel like you're ordering pizza from like A' national company.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, it's like the, you're not going to like the French laundry.

Trey Gerrald:

Like this is like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

A' Stupid pizza delivery company.

Trey Gerrald:

You have to lower your expectations.

Trey Gerrald:

But then 'I also recognize you are A' paying customer and you were watching

Trey Gerrald:

That's very frustrating.

Chelsey Donn:

and then they goose, which 'I didn't even, 'I Don't think 'I ever

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I love

Trey Gerrald:

'I love Kevin's vocabulary.

Trey Gerrald:

Kevin's vocabulary is gonna be stolen from

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna borrow all of that.

Trey Gerrald:

But, but 'I, 'I, don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, just feel like do who?

Trey Gerrald:

Who is working at Domino's to begin with?

Trey Gerrald:

Probably teenagers, probably like first job people and 'I don't know how high the

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I recognize that every time 'I order dominoes.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I also recognize I'm paying and there like there's an expectation that like

Trey Gerrald:

This is America.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I, don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

'I say four crowns cuz 'I think it's good.

Trey Gerrald:

'I like the review.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just.

Trey Gerrald:

Can't do A', full Review Queen because 'I think it's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little shady 'I also think he's just very mad.

Trey Gerrald:

And also it's like you can't guarantee cuz 'I order from this exact location

Chelsey Donn:

And we didn't today, to be fair.

Chelsey Donn:

We didn't today.

Trey Gerrald:

Correct.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's why 'I said four.

Trey Gerrald:

Why did you say four?

Chelsey Donn:

'I said four for very similar reasons.

Chelsey Donn:

Of course, 'I think that Kevin 'I, 'I really enjoyed the review.

Chelsey Donn:

'I love the language.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think they were A' slam dunk with A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit of humor then and the grammar, and they got high points in A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of the categories, 'I do think we're A' little emotional, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm not even knocking you for it, I'm just saying 'I think it may be you took it A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Step too far with really trying to lead the brigade.

Chelsey Donn:

Even though it's funny, even though like I'm laughing and 'I do think it's funny, but 'I

Chelsey Donn:

I'm taking this to the top.

Chelsey Donn:

It just was A' little A' little over the top.

Chelsey Donn:

And so for that, 'I had to award you for A' crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I love the review and 'I think you did.

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Great job.

Chelsey Donn:

Nearly A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Review.

Chelsey Donn:

Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

Yep.

Trey Gerrald:

'I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, well that was interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

That is so funny.

Trey Gerrald:

And reminder, you listen to the after show today,

Chelsey Donn:

to.

Chelsey Donn:

And what's weird about that too is that Trey's after show review, which he picked, we both do

Chelsey Donn:

So Trey's after show that he picked totally coincidentally, is also in this vein, which is

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So weird,

Chelsey Donn:

Well, Trey, we have done it.

Chelsey Donn:

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn:

Who are you inducting for?

Chelsey Donn:

Your Royal Highness?

Trey Gerrald:

huh?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, who are you inducting for?

Trey Gerrald:

Have you ever done this podcast before?

Chelsey Donn:

A' couple times.

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Hundred and something.

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Hundred and one Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

Who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER:

My, Royal, Highness.

Chelsey Donn:

We did it.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know ChelseyBD if you saw my Instagram, but 'I discovered this TV show

Chelsey Donn:

'I saw 'I meant to look into this.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

'I want more information cuz 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think, 'I like clogged it out of the corner of my eye type thing.

Chelsey Donn:

And then 'I was like, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Gotta go back to that cuz you put something in A' story or something.

Trey Gerrald:

And then 'I went.

Trey Gerrald:

'I had to go on Main because,

Chelsey Donn:

went made feed with it.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

There is A' television show.

Trey Gerrald:

It just came out.

Trey Gerrald:

It is called Jury Duty.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Have you heard about it?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just when 'I hear jury duty 'I, think of like the Polls shore movie, which 'I liked,

Trey Gerrald:

so this came out on April 7th, 2023 and it's, it is an Amazon Prime show, but

Trey Gerrald:

The show that people were talking about, but it's like, where do you watch it?

Trey Gerrald:

And you're like, it's on this thing called Netflix.

Trey Gerrald:

And people are like, what?

Trey Gerrald:

Netflix has tv.

Trey Gerrald:

So this is A' pr.

Trey Gerrald:

This is A' service called Free V like tv, but it's free V

Chelsey Donn:

Free.

Trey Gerrald:

F R E E V E E.

Trey Gerrald:

But you can totally watch it on Prime, like 'I watched it on

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so without giving away too much stuff, it's eight episodes.

Trey Gerrald:

Each episode is like 40 minutes, and it is A' Reality Show.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess that is loosely scripted.

Trey Gerrald:

It's improv based.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

And the premise is you are watching A' documentary.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

From being called in for jury duty, getting selected for jury duty, sitting

Trey Gerrald:

So,

Chelsey Donn:

this is documentary or is this scripted?

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

Did you

Trey Gerrald:

so it's considered unscripted, but there is A' outline.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like how they did the Blair Witch.

Trey Gerrald:

There's like, they have an idea.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay,

Chelsey Donn:

but are these, is this like A' real scenario?

Chelsey Donn:

Like are these real jurors?

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so everything is fake.

Trey Gerrald:

Every single person is an actor except for one person.

Trey Gerrald:

So the main character of the show

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

believes they have signed up for this like boring P b s documentary

Chelsey Donn:

So that's the one Non actor.

Trey Gerrald:

the one non actor.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's kind of like the rehearsal or

Trey Gerrald:

No, everyone keeps comparing it to the rehearsal, but it's not like that.

Trey Gerrald:

This is,

Chelsey Donn:

because it's like he's so hammy and so over the top, and those people are like, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, continue.

Trey Gerrald:

okay, so it is created by the people that did the office and Parks and Rec.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

You follow this guy from like selection

Chelsey Donn:

So, and our,

Trey Gerrald:

on the jury

Chelsey Donn:

our main protagonist like, thinks that he is on A' jury.

Trey Gerrald:

He thinks it's A' real jury.

Trey Gerrald:

He has no idea.

Trey Gerrald:

So James Marsden is in it.

Chelsey Donn:

Love him.

Chelsey Donn:

He is 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I did A' movie with him A' long time ago.

Trey Gerrald:

so he ends up becoming,

Chelsey Donn:

ma and our main person like, doesn't recognize that.

Chelsey Donn:

That's

Trey Gerrald:

well, that's A' whole storyline, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Then they like set it up like it's completely set up.

Trey Gerrald:

Like they've basically found this old state building that was not functioning and they

Chelsey Donn:

my God.

Trey Gerrald:

and like waiting room with hidden secret cameras.

Trey Gerrald:

And then they have like A' testimonial room, like you see where they line up all the jury

Trey Gerrald:

So they have to live in A' Hotel,

Chelsey Donn:

Like the poll shore movie.

Trey Gerrald:

so well, or like serving on jury duty.

Trey Gerrald:

So

Chelsey Donn:

it, but that's how 'I, that's

Trey Gerrald:

are you s

Chelsey Donn:

of reference.

Chelsey Donn:

You've

Trey Gerrald:

then he, yes.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I was the foreman

Chelsey Donn:

that's right.

Chelsey Donn:

'I knew that.

Chelsey Donn:

'I knew that.

Chelsey Donn:

That's so crazy though.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, that's unusual.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe that's why you like this so much too.

Trey Gerrald:

No.

Trey Gerrald:

It is the funniest thing 'I have ever seen.

Trey Gerrald:

Also, it gets like incredibly like meaningful and emotional at times, but it's the most riveting

Chelsey Donn:

Do we see like the fourth wall like lifted?

Chelsey Donn:

Like do we see the person realize this isn't real or we just like end

Chelsey Donn:

You won't

Trey Gerrald:

don't, Donn don't know how much 'I should say, but.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, let's leave it.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm intrigued.

Trey Gerrald:

But I'll, but you need to be more than intrigued.

Trey Gerrald:

You need to be like ending this podcast and going and watching.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm

Chelsey Donn:

have been looking for something to watch.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I will, 'I will be

Trey Gerrald:

I'm just telling you.

Trey Gerrald:

It is

Chelsey Donn:

only murders in the building like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just wa 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think you Rec told me that 'I needed to watch that like A' year ago.

Trey Gerrald:

I've never seen that, but

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, then it wasn't you.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

so My Royal Highness Today

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

the television show, jury duty.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm telling you, it is so funny and the fact that all of like the judge is an actor.

Trey Gerrald:

The attorneys are actors and they do A' court case for three weeks.

Trey Gerrald:

They have 52 hours of court testimony with 28 witnesses.

Trey Gerrald:

They're all actors.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

this main guy,

Chelsey Donn:

And we're just constantly like panning back to Ronald like, and his reaction

Trey Gerrald:

It really is amazing, especially like to consider that these are

Chelsey Donn:

They're so good.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

And then there is just without any spoiler, there is A' scene when James Marsden cannot

Trey Gerrald:

So he has to self tape and he asks Ronald to be his reader.

Chelsey Donn:

Wait, so James Marson is James Marson.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

That's awesome.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, now 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Gotta

Trey Gerrald:

There's A' moment where he makes him do Meisner repetition.

Trey Gerrald:

That will literally make up

Chelsey Donn:

Stop.

Trey Gerrald:

So, okay, you mu 'I, you must, and 'I loved 'I, loved the rehearsal,

Trey Gerrald:

And this is not that.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like A' moral obstacle course.

Trey Gerrald:

All of these wacky things happen and it's like, will Ronald be A' hero in the situation?

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I and 'I

Chelsey Donn:

also that show that 'I find really satisfying, where they have the like

Trey Gerrald:

What will you do?

Chelsey Donn:

yay

Trey Gerrald:

Oh yeah, that is sort of similar.

Trey Gerrald:

So yeah, so 'I highly recommend it, but it's literally like you're

Trey Gerrald:

This is A' real

Chelsey Donn:

so fun.

Trey Gerrald:

So go watch Jury Duty.

Trey Gerrald:

You can watch it on Amazon Prime.

Trey Gerrald:

You can watch it on the free V app 'I guess and it is so amazing.

Trey Gerrald:

Please watch A' and please call into the show and tell me all of your

Chelsey Donn:

1 8 50 review.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm so obsessed with that.

Trey Gerrald:

It is unlike anything else.

Trey Gerrald:

It is literally A'.

Trey Gerrald:

A' Marvel.

Trey Gerrald:

It is A' Marvel that this was created.

Trey Gerrald:

Just you must go watch jury duty.

Trey Gerrald:

'I cannot sing.

Trey Gerrald:

Its praises high enough.

Trey Gerrald:

So for those reasons, jury duty is My, Royal, Highness.

Chelsey Donn:

Amazing.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, you've definitely sold Metre,

Trey Gerrald:

You must

Chelsey Donn:

ha 'I Know what I'm doing tonight.

Chelsey Donn:

The rest of those tachos and, and, uh, jury

Trey Gerrald:

wait.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Feel like there's this one scene.

Trey Gerrald:

That 'I feel like 'I want to make you watch.

Chelsey Donn:

on the air.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, let's see

Trey Gerrald:

'I probably can't find it anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Apparently it's going viral on TikTok, but 'I don't watch 'I, don't do TikTok, so whatever.

Trey Gerrald:

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh well.

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel very full.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel very full.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean that was A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Very full review.

Chelsey Donn:

A' very full after show Patreon episode.

Chelsey Donn:

And now we've officially reached the conclusion

Trey Gerrald:

That's it.

Trey Gerrald:

We did A', Queen that as another round on the R u A' RQ Ferris Wheel of Tater tots.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend.

Trey Gerrald:

If you did not like what you heard, please tell an enemy.

Chelsey Donn:

To support the production of our show, visit Review That Review

Chelsey Donn:

$1 tip is much appreciated.

Trey Gerrald:

Join our mailing list at Review That Review dot com to stay up to

Chelsey Donn:

And so many things to hit up our voice mailbox about.

Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

It is my favorite 'I love hearing from you.

Chelsey Donn:

You can also follow us on all the socials at the review.

Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

And 'I am at Trey Gerrald on this week's after show Companion podcast.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD and 'I are taste testing and reviewing Domino's Tachos, as well as rating and reviewing

Chelsey Donn:

right cuz we are so in sync.

Trey Gerrald:

So to find out what made ChelseyBD say,

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow, that is so much to unpack like that is crazy.

Chelsey Donn:

And to find out what made Trey say.

Trey Gerrald:

Ooh, 'I 'I just dropped Philly cheese steak all

Trey Gerrald:

That's gonna be with us for life now.

Chelsey Donn:

Then you gotta join our Patreon page at Review That Review dot

Chelsey Donn:

And you are not gonna wanna miss this week's trust,

Trey Gerrald:

Trust

Chelsey Donn:

trust.

Trey Gerrald:

and remember,

Chelsey Donn:

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn:

You're A' Freaking tachos.

Chelsey Donn:

Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

you are A', fricking tachos.

Trey Gerrald:

Gender non specific Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

That's right.

Chelsey Donn:

Bye.

Trey Gerrald:

Goodbye.

Trey Gerrald:

Pizza.

Trey Gerrald:

Pizza.

Chelsey Donn:

Pizza.

Chelsey Donn:

Pizza.

Trey Gerrald:

slogan?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Do they have A' slogan?

Chelsey Donn:

do they They

Trey Gerrald:

Wouldn't it be on the box?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, is it on the box?

Chelsey Donn:

Good call

Trey Gerrald:

Just 'I Don't.

Trey Gerrald:

Does dominoes not have A' slogan?

Chelsey Donn:

Wait.

Trey Gerrald:

don't think they have A' slogan.

Trey Gerrald:

That's weird.

Chelsey Donn:

But they have A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Very good LogoVora.

Trey Gerrald:

What do you say when you win the Game of Dominoes?

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Domino's slogan is we deliver simple, true, and to the point.

Trey Gerrald:

That's disgusting.

Trey Gerrald:

Goodbye.

Chelsey Donn:

That's disgusting.

Chelsey Donn:

Goodbye.

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Review That Review.

VOICEOVER:

As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the

VOICEOVER:

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora 'I.

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And our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, just looking at this blue cheese dressing sauce,

Chelsey Donn:

Uhhuh.

Trey Gerrald:

that is so gross to me,

Chelsey Donn:

'I know 'I almost didn't get the blue cheese.

Chelsey Donn:

'I Wish 'I didn't.

Chelsey Donn:

'I wish 'I didn't.

Chelsey Donn:

'I had A' feeling you weren't gonna like it.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

It says Shake.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, 'I never shake

Chelsey Donn:

Will David have it?

Trey Gerrald:

No, he doesn't eat stuff like this.

Chelsey Donn:

No.

Chelsey Donn:

He doesn't eat this kind of stuff.

Trey Gerrald:

'I never shake these sauces.

Chelsey Donn:

'I always shake 'I mean 'I didn't shake the

Trey Gerrald:

yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I didn't shake the icing.

Trey Gerrald:

It's, and it says Shake.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, 'I never shake

Chelsey Donn:

that makes sense.

Chelsey Donn:

That makes

Trey Gerrald:

was shaken as A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Baby

Chelsey Donn:

'I get 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Hope

Trey Gerrald:

shook.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was shook.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was shaken.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was shook,

Trey Gerrald:

'I was shook as A' baby 'I was shaken as A'

Chelsey Donn:

shook.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was shook A',

Chelsey Donn:

was shook.

Trey Gerrald:

that sounds like your Ren Far

Chelsey Donn:

'I was shook.

Trey Gerrald:

'I was shook.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was shook.

Trey Gerrald:

th doth shook too much.

Chelsey Donn:

is A' glacial end

Trey Gerrald:

Bye.

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