UA-198543153-1 96 - UFO Museum: 1 vs 5 Stars - Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey

Episode 96

Episode 96: UFO Museum 1 vs 5 Stars

The Review Queens go head-to-head in another 1 Star VERSES 5 Star Episode! PLUS AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT! This week the queens square off as they compare reviews for the UFO Museum and Research Center in Roswell, New Mexico! Trey needs some MILK, Chelsey can not stop rereading, and the Queens explore Area 51, question mark, question mark. Plus that person is definitely a dinosaur.

(04:24) Lodge a Complaint!

(12:21) UFO Museum & Research Center

(12:06) 1 Star Review

(34:04) Exclusive Offer

(38:25) U.F.Know or U.F.Don't.Know.

(53:00) 5 Star Review

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Transcript
VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you!

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Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Hello,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, hello there and welcome to Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

Chelsey Donn:

reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

Chelsey Donn:

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

Trey Gerrald:

that is Chelsey Donn.

Chelsey Donn:

and that is Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald:

and when we come together, we form.

VOICEOVER:

The Review Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

And A' very special

Trey Gerrald:

Cheerio.

Trey Gerrald:

to all of our members over on Patreon who get exclusive access to tons of bonuses, including

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For more, head on over to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon.

Trey Gerrald:

If you wanna support in an additional way, then visit Review That Review dot com slash donate.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD today is A' very special day here at Review That.

Trey Gerrald:

Review.

Trey Gerrald:

Listeners ChelseyBD and 'I have A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Very important announcement, but we are gonna save it for the end of today's episode.

Trey Gerrald:

So take this moment.

Trey Gerrald:

Do A' little inhale, A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little exhale.

Trey Gerrald:

Get super hyped cuz we have A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Fantastic announcement that will.

Trey Gerrald:

At the end of today's episode,

Chelsey Donn:

Very true.

Trey Gerrald:

drop that nugget and move on.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, how are you today?

Chelsey Donn:

'I Am good.

Chelsey Donn:

'I got A' Facial 'I haven't gotten A' facial in probably three years.

Chelsey Donn:

The last time 'I remember going to her was pre Covid.

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I recall her as being very mean, but 'I also like liked her cuz 'I feel like you want.

Chelsey Donn:

You want your facialist to be A' little bit mean, but 'I think Covid 'I has softened her.

Chelsey Donn:

She was, she was actually very nice to me today.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I enjoyed that very much.

Trey Gerrald:

like mean how?

Trey Gerrald:

Like they point out your flaws or something in your skin.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, it's, it's A' Tales all A' time, uh, with A' podcast here.

Chelsey Donn:

But we know that I'm not great at the hydrating thing, which obviously affects the skin.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I usually get A' lecture about my level of dehydration, which, you know, is, is warranted.

Chelsey Donn:

And then just like generally speaking, I've tried to be A' little bit better, but I'm not

Chelsey Donn:

And I've been blessed my whole life with very good skin.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I think the facialists can see that and they're like, take care of it.

Chelsey Donn:

You wanna keep that good skin.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's more of like out of love.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not like A' just mean for being mean, you know?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Are they then following that up with like buy some of my products.

Chelsey Donn:

And she doesn't, and 'I like really

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

No, she doesn't do that.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's nice.

Trey Gerrald:

good.

Chelsey Donn:

So it was good.

Chelsey Donn:

It was very pleasant.

Chelsey Donn:

It was relaxing.

Chelsey Donn:

It was A' good self care moment.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm feeling great.

Chelsey Donn:

How are you doing Trey?

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I'm doing well.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's been A' great week here.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm happy that we are chugging along, moving closer.

Trey Gerrald:

Here we are in April, which is so nice.

Trey Gerrald:

Summer is right around the corner.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it's so

Chelsey Donn:

can't even believe it.

Chelsey Donn:

It's bizarre.

Trey Gerrald:

'I know, but life is good.

Trey Gerrald:

'I do like 'I really feel like I'm in flow and life is, is happy.

Trey Gerrald:

And no big major events really just like happiness.

Trey Gerrald:

That's good.

Chelsey Donn:

Was it recently?

Chelsey Donn:

Was it like the adoption anniversary of Hunter?

Chelsey Donn:

Because 'I noticed that you and David both did A' post, or was that just

Trey Gerrald:

That was just Hunter being cute with his tongue sticking

Chelsey Donn:

It was very cute.

Chelsey Donn:

Amazing.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, I'm so glad that we're both feeling so positive because you know,

Chelsey Donn:

And with that in mind, . Trey, would you like to

VOICEOVER:

A', Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, of course 'I

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

'I

Trey Gerrald:

'I today really need to talk about something that 'I feel like

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

and then 'I have experienced it multiple times throughout my life, and

Trey Gerrald:

Now this is just one of life's terrible moments.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm of course talking about when you run out of milk, when you're eating cereal,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh God awful.

Trey Gerrald:

it really is terrible.

Chelsey Donn:

when it's already in the bowl.

Trey Gerrald:

You're like going back for A' Little bit.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, no.

Trey Gerrald:

you don't have enough or you know that there's not gonna be enough, but you

Trey Gerrald:

really want

Trey Gerrald:

the cereal so you try to make it happen.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I have actually like tried to thin it out by adding water.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my

Trey Gerrald:

But like I'm not A' kid

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean if it's like A' whole milk or something, then yeah, but like

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, it really doesn't do well.

Trey Gerrald:

The, another like tangent out of this is that we drink almond milk and almond milk.

Trey Gerrald:

Warm temperature, room temperature versus cold tastes very different

Trey Gerrald:

in the mouth.

Chelsey Donn:

Agree.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like it's much more almondy when it's cold.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, 'I, like everything cold.

Trey Gerrald:

Obviously I'm the ice king, but like, 'I will when 'I get to halfway in my little

Trey Gerrald:

It's not the recommended portion.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I know that I'm always gonna go back for more, but it really is frustrating, especially if

Trey Gerrald:

It isn't like you could just eat Cheerios dry like you'll do with little kids.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I have like A', an earthy, nutty mixture

Chelsey Donn:

Adult cereal

Trey Gerrald:

right?

Trey Gerrald:

It's not like little like sugary things you can just eat on their own.

Trey Gerrald:

Like they're like grain.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not the same.

Trey Gerrald:

It's really upsetting.

Trey Gerrald:

It really throws off the plans.

Trey Gerrald:

It is sort of like you've wasted the cereal now at this point because there's not enough milk and

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I feel you?

Chelsey Donn:

That's so frustrating.

Chelsey Donn:

'I hate that for you.

Chelsey Donn:

Just while we're on the topic of you liking cold things, can we get an ice update?

Chelsey Donn:

How's the ice maker?

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, it's great.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank goodness.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was like having A' A' for you, so I'm glad that that's been resolved.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, and 'I bought an extra one, so it's like 'I have the backup, so

Chelsey Donn:

got the backup filter.

Chelsey Donn:

That's never gonna happen again.

Chelsey Donn:

Amazing.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, the cereal and lack of milk has been added to the ledger.

Chelsey Donn:

Definitely relatable.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel you

Trey Gerrald:

There's another thing, similarly, it's like hotdog wieners are sold

Chelsey Donn:

hot dog, wieners, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't

Trey Gerrald:

in an eight pack or they're, they're sold in

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, but then the buns 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

in A' eight

Chelsey Donn:

You've seen Father the bride.

Chelsey Donn:

Obviously when Steve Martin's character goes to jail because he is like 'I, only 'I don't

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Some jerk at the hotdog company got together with some jerk at the hotdog bun company.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald:

mean it's real.

Trey Gerrald:

That's A' real

Trey Gerrald:

thing.

Chelsey Donn:

true.

Chelsey Donn:

It's true.

Chelsey Donn:

They're trying to get one one over.

Trey Gerrald:

'I hate it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, well

Trey Gerrald:

that's my

Chelsey Donn:

it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Heard.

Trey Gerrald:

about you?

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, 'I love these complaints when I'm like, 'I blame myself.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I hate that.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have this compulsion to reread texts and emails that like are maybe like more important

Chelsey Donn:

And then I'm like, I'm all of A' sudden obsessively rereading the text

Chelsey Donn:

'I need to stop doing.

Chelsey Donn:

Is this something you ever do?

Chelsey Donn:

Are you A', obsessive reread?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm definitely an obsessive person and I've definitely been in this situation.

Trey Gerrald:

It's usually for negative reason.

Chelsey Donn:

sometimes it's negative.

Chelsey Donn:

Sometimes it's like 'I sent A' Complaint or something to my boss or whatever it is, and then

Chelsey Donn:

X, Y, z is 'I gonna work?

Chelsey Donn:

Or something like that, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

And then I'm just like reading it over and over and over as if that's

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's out in the ether, it's not getting changed.

Chelsey Donn:

We know that 'I love the new edit feature on the text message.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I do that more.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I can be obsessive about, you know, punctuation and grammar and

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I love it for that reason.

Chelsey Donn:

But like sometimes I'm just like rereading.

Chelsey Donn:

Like A' really long email or A', really long text and 'I just find, I've been

Chelsey Donn:

It's almost like 'I kind of broke the habit as an actor.

Chelsey Donn:

A' little bit 'I mean still get there sometimes of like rewatching myself tapes A' million times

Chelsey Donn:

Like I've gotten better about that, but with the reading thing, it can

Trey Gerrald:

especially if it's something that 'I feel like 'I really made stellar

Chelsey Donn:

Sure.

Trey Gerrald:

will obsessively go over it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would say that 'I feel like 'I do this A' lot with David.

Trey Gerrald:

Where 'I will like read or 'I will share, or 'I will incessantly talk

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, well, he

Trey Gerrald:

feel like it's

Chelsey Donn:

What A' nice partner 'I know well, that maybe if 'I had A' partner,

Chelsey Donn:

But because 'I don't, I'm like doing it just to myself and Goldie, and that's just not helping

Trey Gerrald:

Do you get A' sense of like, pleasure out of it, or is it

Chelsey Donn:

sometimes.

Trey Gerrald:

feeling bad the whole time?

Chelsey Donn:

Sometimes that's what 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it, it varies.

Chelsey Donn:

Like sometimes it's like I'm anxious so I'm rereading it because I'm like,

Chelsey Donn:

And sometimes it's like, oh, good on me.

Chelsey Donn:

'I really worded that right.

Chelsey Donn:

Or like you said, like 'I really made that argument so tight that like

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I 'I think that both are stemming from some sort of insecurity or something.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

But I'd like to be able to stop that because I've lately been trying to like

Chelsey Donn:

Habits on A' daily, regular basis that are taking up A' lot of time or you know, you get your screen

Chelsey Donn:

You know, if 'I that five hours back, imagine uh, what 'I could have done.

Chelsey Donn:

So anyway, long-winded, but that's, that's the Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, hear it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Definitely hear that.

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel like it is, um, A' symptom of our personalities about like being very concerned.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, imagine that people that just don't care aren't obsessing over

Trey Gerrald:

That's like, that's what 'I suspect.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, that's it.

Chelsey Donn:

The complaints have been lodged.

Chelsey Donn:

They've been added to the ledger.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I honestly, do feel A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit better just voicing that out loud because 'I feel like it for me at least.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like A' very like shameful thing that 'I do on my own.

Chelsey Donn:

So somehow getting that out into the open feels good.

Chelsey Donn:

So thanks for being my, my sounding board on that tray.

Chelsey Donn:

And

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I'm not sure though 'I think I'm gonna obsess over this for weeks.

Chelsey Donn:

Please don't.

Trey Gerrald:

to this over and over and

Chelsey Donn:

Please don't.

Chelsey Donn:

You might.

Chelsey Donn:

So anyway, now that we've gotten everything off our chest, should we

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think without A' doubt.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, are you ready to go hand to hand

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, 'I am.

Trey Gerrald:

or should we go outer space to outer space?

Chelsey Donn:

Should we go space to space?

Chelsey Donn:

Should we go?

Trey Gerrald:

Let's go into the outer limits.

Chelsey Donn:

Tentacle,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think it's time for us to go ahead and.

VOICEOVER:

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think it's time.

Chelsey Donn:

'I

Trey Gerrald:

And Queens, obviously today is yet another verses episode

Chelsey Donn:

Woo.

Trey Gerrald:

and today

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my god.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, stop.

Trey Gerrald:

these are my spaceship glasses.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey's wearing like chandelier sunglasses.

Chelsey Donn:

They're so fun.

Trey Gerrald:

This music is really loud.

Chelsey Donn:

'I love it.

Trey Gerrald:

These glasses are A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little like Lady Gaga, but

Chelsey Donn:

They feel 'I was gonna say that.

Chelsey Donn:

They feel very G outta

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I wanted them to be

Chelsey Donn:

How do you see?

Chelsey Donn:

But Gaga feels sort of alien, so that feels appropriate.

Trey Gerrald:

Think 'I might put them up here.

Trey Gerrald:

I'll put them over my third eye.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So as the music is indicating.

Trey Gerrald:

Today, ChelseyBD and 'I are going to cover both A' one star and A'

Trey Gerrald:

Today's topic is the International U F O Museum and Research Center in Roswell, New Mexico.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't get abducted.

Chelsey Donn:

That's right.

Chelsey Donn:

For this verse episode, Trey has selected the five star and 'I have selected the one star.

Chelsey Donn:

So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that Quarter

Trey Gerrald:

You guys,

Chelsey Donn:

heads.

Trey Gerrald:

it's heads.

Chelsey Donn:

Woo.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so that just means that we're gonna go with Chelsea's review first.

Trey Gerrald:

So we're gonna hear from our one star first.

Trey Gerrald:

So let me give you A' little background.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

the U F O Museum that is located in Roswell now.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know A' lot about like alien stuff, like it's not my genre.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you know A' lot about UFOs and

Chelsey Donn:

You know, I'm very afraid of aliens 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I told on the Patreon my story of the Alien ride at Disneyland.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, that's right.

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm not A' fan.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know that

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Alien stuff isn't my jam.

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't scare

Chelsey Donn:

but 'I do.

Chelsey Donn:

'I do see people and 'I, 'I think that people are either humans, aliens, or dinosaurs.

Trey Gerrald:

You think people are dinosaurs,

Chelsey Donn:

Don't you ever meet someone and you're like, you look like A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Dinosaur.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Believe that you at one point were A' dinosaur and like you like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Look at Alien, uh, 'I, alien, Musk, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Look at um, Elon Musk.

Chelsey Donn:

And immediately I'm like, alien, alien, alien, A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Hundred percent alien.

Trey Gerrald:

Interesting 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't think 'I have any of these

Chelsey Donn:

'I, get human vibes from you.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm trying to think of an example of someone that 'I see them in.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm like, dinosaur, but it definitely happens.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay,

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

sure.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we're gonna dig deep into this Roswell incident,

Trey Gerrald:

But at the time of this recording, the U F O Museum has 1,929 Google reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

Their average score is four point.

Trey Gerrald:

2,721 Trip advisory reviews with the average score of 4.0, and then there are 392 Yelp

Chelsey Donn:

It was Yelpers.

Trey Gerrald:

So, The international U F O Museum and Research Center is located in Roswell,

Trey Gerrald:

In the United States and elsewhere.

Trey Gerrald:

It was founded in 1991.

Trey Gerrald:

Keep in mind, this is around the time of the TV show, the X-files which made,

Chelsey Donn:

Mm.

Trey Gerrald:

which made aliens very pop culture e.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

they actually established as A' nonprofit educational organization,

Trey Gerrald:

And they operate still to this day, inside of A', former movie theater from the 1930s.

Trey Gerrald:

So it like looks very retro and like interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

And they still have the marquee set up and it's like, even that is A' little like off and weird.

Trey Gerrald:

And they function as the centerpiece for the annual U F O F.

Trey Gerrald:

The UFO Fest.

Trey Gerrald:

That sounds fun.

Trey Gerrald:

That's like A', comic Conus for U Aliens.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so then this is the backstory that like 'I had to learn about cause 'I didn't really know.

Trey Gerrald:

So the catalyst for this museum is the 1947 Roswell U F O incident in which A'

Trey Gerrald:

outside of Roswell near A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Giant trench that spanned hundreds of feet.

Trey Gerrald:

Hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

How did that get there?

Trey Gerrald:

The International U F O Museum and Research Center shares theories about the Roswell

Trey Gerrald:

So we're gonna be getting into some uie spooky, scary terror stuff.

Trey Gerrald:

So with all of that background info, why don't we board our spaceships?

Chelsey Donn:

and find some unidentified flying objects.

VOICEOVER:

Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, 'I have 'I Think as Trey mentioned, the one.review

Chelsey Donn:

This one.review is written by Kristen R.

Chelsey Donn:

The subject is tragic waste of time,

Trey Gerrald:

oh my.

Chelsey Donn:

and here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Prior to visiting family had warned us that the museum was pretty bad.

Chelsey Donn:

We were prepared for pretty bad and we're expecting cheesy, funny, and possibly interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm open to being convinced that Roswell happened.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not A' believer or A' Denier and 'I thought this museum might provide

Chelsey Donn:

They provide nothing.

Chelsey Donn:

In fact, 'I think.

Chelsey Donn:

'I believe less than 'I did before going based off of the ineptitude of the museum.

Trey Gerrald:

damn.

Chelsey Donn:

This museum was on par with an elementary school student science fair project.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh,

Chelsey Donn:

articles are placed throughout, no summaries, no highlights, et cetera.

Chelsey Donn:

Are we expected to read dozens upon dozens of articles?

Chelsey Donn:

No maps are provided.

Chelsey Donn:

Where did this happen?

Chelsey Donn:

Where were witnesses?

Chelsey Donn:

At the time of the crash, where was this in relation to Roswell?

Chelsey Donn:

What was the trajectory of the U F O based on the crash scene evidence?

Chelsey Donn:

Most recollections of the event, including affidavits.

Chelsey Donn:

We're third hand accounts.

Chelsey Donn:

Captions of the displays are difficult to read in all caps, bold font, and with

Chelsey Donn:

There is A' film viewing area, but unfortunately most films playing are Hollywood or Hollywood

Chelsey Donn:

How about brief interviews from witnesses?

Chelsey Donn:

How about A' Discovery channel style into flick?

Chelsey Donn:

Who is really gonna sit in there for one to two hours to watch A' full movie verdict?

Chelsey Donn:

Skip it.

Chelsey Donn:

Not worth the hour plus drive from Carlsbad or wherever you're based.

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

Kristen is not mincing words.

Chelsey Donn:

Kristen isn't, but like, for whatever reason, 'I trust Kristen, but 'I

Trey Gerrald:

Well, my immediate feeling is that 'I Trust Kristen as well, because 'I relate to the

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God, your glasses, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just saw them cuz 'I was covering your face.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey's now wearing like Aviator feels like very Joe Biden to me now The Aviator for some reason.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I love it.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you get the reference here?

Trey Gerrald:

What if 'I do this?

Chelsey Donn:

Is it like A' men in black?

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Woo.

Chelsey Donn:

Did

Trey Gerrald:

I'm holding up my spray hand sanitizer, but I'm using it

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I trust Kristen off the top because 'I agree with the statement

Chelsey Donn:

same.

Trey Gerrald:

So just strictly coming out and saying like, 'I don't believe, but like I'm open

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I take from that, that Kristen is, uh, levelheaded.

Trey Gerrald:

They're not gonna be judgmental.

Trey Gerrald:

They're

Chelsey Donn:

in as A' hater.

Trey Gerrald:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

They're willing to weigh the options and like

Chelsey Donn:

They've driven an hour to get there.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think that using the word tragic in the subject is so funny.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

And literally saying just the se like if 'I were to pull A' sentence out of this

Trey Gerrald:

It's literally this three word sentence.

Trey Gerrald:

They provide nothing.

Trey Gerrald:

Oof.

Trey Gerrald:

That's tough.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

coming off of A' statement that makes me think Kristen is level-headed

Trey Gerrald:

They're not going here to like ridicule and be judgmental.

Trey Gerrald:

Like they're actually like, yeah, yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, convince me, like, tell me your side.

Trey Gerrald:

Like if it's Phil's, like Kristen Wenton as an unbiased interviewer

Trey Gerrald:

And then it's like, well there's, there's nothing here.

Trey Gerrald:

You think I'm gonna sit here and watch the Titan?

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

We're better yet read like articles about the Titanic from third party,

Chelsey Donn:

You know,

Trey Gerrald:

that's my question.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so third party accounts on the affidavits.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So where are the witnesses and like where are the people from 1947?

Chelsey Donn:

A' little.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe they were abducted 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It sounds A' little fishy

Trey Gerrald:

Well, like if we get into this like U F O conspiracy conversation,

Chelsey Donn:

Where

Trey Gerrald:

it is all A' little bit fishy.

Trey Gerrald:

Like maybe the point that it's so bad is actually what should convince you that

Chelsey Donn:

It's so bad.

Chelsey Donn:

It's good.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe 'I did have that thought.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not gonna lie, when 'I was reading this, like, that's really weird.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I Similarly feel like I've heard about this in the zeitgeist.

Chelsey Donn:

'I haven't done A' ton of research about the Roswell incident, but obviously like it's.

Chelsey Donn:

Pop culture at this point.

Chelsey Donn:

So we've all sort of heard about it.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I was super curious going into this to be like, oh, 'I wonder if I'm gonna learn something.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I don't feel like I've learned anything and 'I feel for Kristen in that frustration

Chelsey Donn:

Give me the Dets, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Wanna like on the ground, one-on-one interview with like Susie Jones who lived

Chelsey Donn:

Where is Susie Jones?

Trey Gerrald:

Right, like 'I, if you're going here, because it's gonna be one

Trey Gerrald:

What other museum would you possibly leave and, and in the car ride home

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean That's crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

That was tragic.

Chelsey Donn:

That was tragic.

Trey Gerrald:

My parents told me it's not worth it.

Trey Gerrald:

Really wasn't like, that's crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

All of these statements are really bad.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, totally 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

This is definitely A' damning review and it's unfortunately for the U F O Museum A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Pretty convincing damning review.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

. Listen, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think maybe there are some people that would sit there and read these articles, but 'I do

Chelsey Donn:

Like, isn't the museum supposed to have the X factor?

Chelsey Donn:

Couldn't you probably find these articles online?

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean What is special about A' Museum if it doesn't have unique information?

Trey Gerrald:

Well, that's what I'm thinking is like 'I, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think of museums as C, like A' collection of tangible physical items.

Trey Gerrald:

Not necessarily like you're gonna sit at A' library and read documents like.

Trey Gerrald:

And yes, obviously you go to A' Museum and there will be like newspapers and documents that you're

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like at very least, hypothetically speaking, there's not A', lot of like artifacts that are

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

But don't you think we could at least, like 'I would like to know A' history

Chelsey Donn:

Where did this conversation come from?

Chelsey Donn:

Was this like, they were talking about this bc you know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

Like we saw carvings on the wall that indicate u f Donn.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know like.

Chelsey Donn:

There's gotta be some actual history to when we started having this conversation.

Chelsey Donn:

What are examples of instances maybe besides Roswell, where we

Chelsey Donn:

Obviously this review, let me look, was written in 2013, so it was A' while ago, but you know,

Chelsey Donn:

A', U F O, that NASA or whoever was just like, yep, that was A', U F O.

Chelsey Donn:

But like we were all so distracted with Covid 'I that we were like ignoring the

Chelsey Donn:

We don't know what that is.

Trey Gerrald:

Moving

Chelsey Donn:

So who knows, like maybe things have changed.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm leaving like A', little bit of A' margin of error.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know where your review is dated.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's possible, it's interesting to me that the overalls feel pretty high.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, when 'I was reading through the negative reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

Pretty much all of them felt like deal breakers, like this is A', total tourist trap, not A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of information, not high quality, something that is, is not really worth your time.

Chelsey Donn:

So for me, and again, I'm biased because I've been spending my time in the one review lane,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, okay, but so something you were just saying, so we've really

Trey Gerrald:

So then, okay, how could they fill it?

Trey Gerrald:

If you don't have like the alien skull and you don't have the first person accounts,

Trey Gerrald:

Like what should they do?

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just think that if you're going to have an entire museum dedicated to something, hire A' PR agent.

Chelsey Donn:

Get creative, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Figure something out.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if this is your angle and this is your audience.

Chelsey Donn:

Make it 'I, 'I mean again.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's not my thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I don't love aliens, but make it some sort.

Chelsey Donn:

Like remember we read the review of like the, was it the, the what?

Chelsey Donn:

What did, what do they have calling it?

Chelsey Donn:

The sex museum.

Chelsey Donn:

The um,

Trey Gerrald:

was literally just gonna say all of this, the Mo Mo.

Chelsey Donn:

Mox at Mox, it's like, listen, it wasn't everybody's cup of tea,

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I mean, like A' dildo, ball pit, or some shit.

Chelsey Donn:

Like there are things that you could certainly 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Put in this museum in the world of aliens, even if you wanted to have an entire

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

We're in A' theater, so maybe we talk about sci-fi writers and what that's like and where

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know, like there's A' million ways we could go with this.

Chelsey Donn:

It doesn't really feel like we took any of those creative routes.

Chelsey Donn:

Right,

Trey Gerrald:

You really can't!

Trey Gerrald:

expand the world, especially since this is the international U F O Museum and research.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I'm also hearing and 'I thought of the Museum of Sex as well.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz it's like expand on the world of what it is to be an.

Trey Gerrald:

Unidentified flying object.

Trey Gerrald:

Like have A' bunch of photo ops with like alien stuff.

Trey Gerrald:

Like have the inside of A' spaceship like create

Trey Gerrald:

A' cult.

Trey Gerrald:

A' like A' create A' world.

Trey Gerrald:

Like have the review Queens present the U F O museum.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, this is also like we're both feeling very convinced by Kristen because

Trey Gerrald:

Coming in unbiased.

Trey Gerrald:

So to me, 'I think that that really is the unique information here.

Trey Gerrald:

The value is that Kristen puts me in her shoes, like 'I am instantly identifying with Kristen.

Chelsey Donn:

Totally.

Chelsey Donn:

And piggybacking off of that, 'I think that even though Kristen had some zingers in there,

Chelsey Donn:

So, so to speak, even though it is kind of, you know, damning, if you wanna

Chelsey Donn:

But at the same time, it feels like.

Chelsey Donn:

Grounding everything in facts.

Chelsey Donn:

This is what you're seeing.

Chelsey Donn:

'I really believe it.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I really believe that.

Chelsey Donn:

If 'I went to this museum, I'm just gonna be seeing articles and A' room

Trey Gerrald:

'I could find on YouTube or on Netflix.

Chelsey Donn:

exactly.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I also think even if 'I was A' hater, 'I, think 'I could read this review and be like, yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I hate it even more.

Trey Gerrald:

You know what 'I mean,

Trey Gerrald:

like, and even 'I do think even if 'I was A' believer, 'I could read

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz she probably missed it.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I really think.

Trey Gerrald:

Kristen like spells out in A' way as you said that.

Trey Gerrald:

Feels truthful because it's sort of against what the museum is, but it isn't like making low blows.

Trey Gerrald:

It's really just saying like, like 'I left with nothing.

Chelsey Donn:

totally

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think that's typical 'I?

Trey Gerrald:

Think 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

It seems like the overall scores on all of these websites seem to be

Chelsey Donn:

'I know?

Chelsey Donn:

Well, that's, that's where I'm struggling because, and again, we will see when we, when

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I 'I purposely, when we do this, Just to let fill you guys in 'I, don't really read the flip

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm purposely just staying in my lane.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I really wasn't looking at the other side clearly, you know, in

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't feel like 'I could sign off on saying that this is common because 'I know that

Chelsey Donn:

This is not the type of place that has like 20 reviews, as you said in the top.

Chelsey Donn:

You know, we got thousands of reviews on Google, which.

Chelsey Donn:

Google itself curates from A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of different sources as we know, so therefore that feels like there must be people that

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I also just Fort Crowning, like keeping in mind that this is from

Trey Gerrald:

If I'm going to an experience like 'I, want to read reviews that are

Chelsey Donn:

that are present.

Trey Gerrald:

that I'm going because it's probably gonna be more indicative 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think Kristen sprinkled some humor in.

Chelsey Donn:

'I did get some jokes.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean some hahas.

Trey Gerrald:

Like how at the end, A' and naturally, you and 'I were spitballing ideas too.

Trey Gerrald:

But Kristen ends the review with how about doing this?

Trey Gerrald:

How about providing this?

Trey Gerrald:

How about this?

Trey Gerrald:

Like, it's kind of comical, but it is also sort of like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't even think that's shady.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think it is.

Trey Gerrald:

Sort of like you could have won me over and you didn't like it feels disappointing.

Chelsey Donn:

The distance that you would've had to travel to get me to not

Chelsey Donn:

And you didn't, you

Trey Gerrald:

well 'I think that's the major impact, is that 'I feel

Trey Gerrald:

Not angry.

Trey Gerrald:

Not, you know, like and 'I think that is why 'I feel like she's being rational and

Trey Gerrald:

Which then psychologically makes me think she's been, that it might be accurate.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And then ultimately the impact of this review for me is 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Gotta say verdict, skip it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean I'm with Kristen after reading this review, which to be fair, 'I wasn't

Chelsey Donn:

So it's not gonna push me one way or the other.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I do think the final impact for me is strong.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I mean, especially since Kristen starts with 'I was

Trey Gerrald:

So now here 'I am telling you, just skip it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

This is A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, historical issue.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Guess.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think 'I could crown Kristen.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I can ground.

Chelsey Donn:

Kristen.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another's flying saucers, we

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating to school.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was torn.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey's holding up four and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Why four And A' half crowns for Kristen Trey.

Trey Gerrald:

you know 'I, this is almost queenly for me.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Because 'I don't think that the distance and time is Kristen's fault.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I think as far as effectiveness, 'I would want to do more research of

Trey Gerrald:

If the museum read the review and took any of it to, you know, that sort of like,

Trey Gerrald:

But Kristen also did not attach A' picture.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I just think that Kristen's very convincing because they don't come across emotional.

Trey Gerrald:

They come across disappointed.

Trey Gerrald:

And they also say like, 'I was open and.

Trey Gerrald:

This was just really lame and that's gonna be hard for me to forget.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I said four and A', half 'I really just took the half off because 'I

Trey Gerrald:

This would not be the deal breaker for me.

Trey Gerrald:

It would be like the deal break, but not the deal breaker.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, like 'I would continue to do A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little more research.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I said four and A' half, but Kristen, really solid.

Trey Gerrald:

Solid, solid.

Trey Gerrald:

Why did you say four?

Chelsey Donn:

'I said four.

Chelsey Donn:

'I was really 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like maybe 'I should have gone four and A' half 'I was waffling back and forth.

Chelsey Donn:

You sort of convinced me there at the end because 'I 'I was gonna say 'I took A' half A'

Chelsey Donn:

So is this A' valuable review of today?

Chelsey Donn:

Not sure.

Chelsey Donn:

So that was the half A' crown.

Chelsey Donn:

But you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

That's not really Kristen's fault.

Chelsey Donn:

This was A' super solid review.

Chelsey Donn:

'I took the other half.

Chelsey Donn:

Because maybe Kristen is biased, she went into this experience already being told

Chelsey Donn:

You know, like 'I think an an opportunity really has to be spectacular for you

Chelsey Donn:

That was why 'I decided not to go full.

Chelsey Donn:

Review Queen, but 'I think that Kristen is pretty stellar.

Chelsey Donn:

'I really liked Kristen's voice.

Chelsey Donn:

'I found her very convincing.

Chelsey Donn:

'I believed her right away.

Chelsey Donn:

'I liked the line that Kristen was skirting on the shadiness scale, right?

Chelsey Donn:

We can give constructive feedback.

Chelsey Donn:

Even A', little bit cheeky constructive feedback and still not be shady.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I really like that, that tight rope that 'I felt like Kristen was walking,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Get it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Know the five star and I'm already feeling icky.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Trey Gerrald:

let's take A' break before we discuss the flip side of the U F O Museum,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

B r b.

VOICEOVER:

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER:

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald:

It's game time.

Chelsey Donn:

Nice.

Trey Gerrald:

right, ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald:

It was my turn to make A' game, and today 'I created A' brand new game

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so today 'I have stolen questions.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, let me just say not stolen.

Trey Gerrald:

Today's questions are courtesy of the website useful trivia.com.

Trey Gerrald:

So ChelseyBD, I'm gonna ask you eight questions about UFOs

Chelsey Donn:

Oh no.

Trey Gerrald:

U know them or UF don't know them.

Chelsey Donn:

Is this like an honor system?

Trey Gerrald:

No.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I have eight questions and they all have multiple choice answers.

Trey Gerrald:

So you'll tell me A', B, C, D,

Chelsey Donn:

And then you'll tell, you'll tell me if 'I UF node or if 'I UF didn't Now,

Trey Gerrald:

correct?

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Not didn't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Copy

Trey Gerrald:

worked really hard on this

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love it.

Chelsey Donn:

Got it.

Trey Gerrald:

And then because this is from useful trivia.com, there's like essay answers.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm just gonna like,

Chelsey Donn:

Give A' brief.

Trey Gerrald:

Give the briefs.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Great.

Trey Gerrald:

are you ready, ChelseyBD?

Trey Gerrald:

Are you ready to play?

Trey Gerrald:

You F or you F?

Trey Gerrald:

No.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel like I'm getting like flashback pop.

Chelsey Donn:

Quiz sweats, but I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Here we are.

Trey Gerrald:

This is actually something you touched on A' moment ago.

Trey Gerrald:

When was the earliest known?

Chelsey Donn:

goodness.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

UFO siding.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you u f, know or u f?

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Here are your choices.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

1200 bc, 100 BC 10 86 or 1941.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, 100 BC am 'I wrong.

Trey Gerrald:

correct.

Chelsey Donn:

goodness.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Whew.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So, uh, the earliest known report of A' U f o Sighting was by someone named Julius

Trey Gerrald:

He claimed to have seen quote unquote things like ships in the sky over.

Chelsey Donn:

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

and this is very random, but some people also believe that the

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

The quote from Ezekiel is 'I looked and 'I saw A' windstorm coming out

Trey Gerrald:

The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, and in the fire was

Trey Gerrald:

Ezekiel one, four through five.

Chelsey Donn:

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so you got one, right?

Trey Gerrald:

Good job.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, our next one, do you UF know or uf?

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Where is Area 51?

Trey Gerrald:

California, Nevada, New Mexico, or Colorado?

Chelsey Donn:

New Mexico.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh no.

Chelsey Donn:

Is it California

Trey Gerrald:

That's

Chelsey Donn:

Arizona.

Trey Gerrald:

all right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, you've gotten three wrong now and there's only eight questions.

Trey Gerrald:

No, it's n, it's Nevada

Chelsey Donn:

Nevada.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So Area 51, which is sometimes referred to as Dreamland, is A' Secret Military facility

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel like 'I should have known that that was stupid, but

Trey Gerrald:

Basically it's just like, this is like, it's A' secret to Americans

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Area 51.

Chelsey Donn:

Well,

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Well you're tied, even though you guessed

Trey Gerrald:

you kept guessing

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

No 'I, 'I U have, don't know any of these, but I'm 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Uf guessing.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think you're gonna uf get

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Thanks.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Number three.

Trey Gerrald:

During World War 'I two US pilots began reporting odd balls of light or shiny metallic spheres

Trey Gerrald:

What were these UFOs called?

Trey Gerrald:

Do UF know or uf?

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Is it A'?

Trey Gerrald:

Pilot Lights?

Trey Gerrald:

B Missionary Lights.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsea's face is so indigently like she doesn't know and she's getting so mad.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, see sidecar spots

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my

Trey Gerrald:

or D foo fighters?

Chelsey Donn:

Foo Fighters.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

'I kind of hope.

Chelsey Donn:

It's that 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't think it is.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh geez.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh man.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna say Foo Fighter.

Chelsey Donn:

Screw it.

Chelsey Donn:

Not because it's right, but just because.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, it's,

Trey Gerrald:

It is right

Chelsey Donn:

oh, 'I was like, they had A' name themselves after something.

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder if it is 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Gotta go to that Wikipedia.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so actually this is true.

Trey Gerrald:

During World War 'I two US pilots began reporting these quote unquote oddballs

Trey Gerrald:

That's A' quote.

Trey Gerrald:

The UFOs came to be called Foo Fighter.

Trey Gerrald:

British and German pilots also reported seeing these strange lights, and each

Chelsey Donn:

interesting,

Trey Gerrald:

Scary.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so you are two to one so far.

Trey Gerrald:

Good

Trey Gerrald:

job.

Chelsey Donn:

thanks.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, next one.

Trey Gerrald:

Around the time of the solar eclipse of July 11th, 1991.

Trey Gerrald:

What city experienced A' wave of U F O sightings?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you UF know or uf?

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Is it A' Las Vegas b Beijing C Mexico City, or D Hong Kong?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh God.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know why 'I am saying this, but Mexico City, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I hate you.

Trey Gerrald:

'I ChelseyBD, your doing are good?

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, it is Mexico City.

Trey Gerrald:

So during the solar eclipse of July 11th, 1991, Mexico City experienced A' wave of U F O

Trey Gerrald:

Where are their testimonies at the U F O Museum?

Trey Gerrald:

Kristin

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Hello?

Trey Gerrald:

A' very bright object, hovered over Mexico City for almost 30 minutes.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

during, and after the eclipse and was videotaped by 17

Chelsey Donn:

Wow,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So that's kind of scary.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, we have three more.

Trey Gerrald:

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Am 'I gonna get A'?

Chelsey Donn:

Passing grade?

Chelsey Donn:

'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, yeah,

Trey Gerrald:

you're

Chelsey Donn:

mean.

Chelsey Donn:

Listen, there's three.

Chelsey Donn:

This could go either way.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not getting cocky.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

What was the name of the US Air Force's 22 year investigation into the existence of UFOs.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you u f, know or u F?

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Was it Project Condor?

Trey Gerrald:

B.

Trey Gerrald:

Project Majestic.

Trey Gerrald:

C.

Trey Gerrald:

Project Blue Book or d X-files.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Geez, Louise.

Chelsey Donn:

X-files.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Project Majestic.

Trey Gerrald:

You got two more?

Trey Gerrald:

You wanna keep guessing?

Chelsey Donn:

Condo.

Chelsey Donn:

Blue Book.

Chelsey Donn:

What

Trey Gerrald:

I'll give you one more try.

Chelsey Donn:

Blue Book.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's Project Blue Book.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

was, um, A' US Air Force investigation that lasted 22 years based out

Trey Gerrald:

They like investigated hundreds of U F O reports.

Trey Gerrald:

So from 1948 to

Chelsey Donn:

'I should have known.

Chelsey Donn:

That's like the least, like conspicuous of all of them.

Trey Gerrald:

number six, here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

What US president once reported seeing A', U F O?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you UF now or UF

Trey Gerrald:

Don't Was it A' Jimmy Carter, b Ronald Reagan.

Trey Gerrald:

C John F Kennedy's what?

Trey Gerrald:

Kennedy's

Chelsey Donn:

John f Kennedy's

Trey Gerrald:

John F.

Trey Gerrald:

Kennedy or D.

Trey Gerrald:

Lyndon B Johnson.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know Johnson

Trey Gerrald:

You being so upset and just shaking your head and, and Resignedly saying Johnson.

Trey Gerrald:

It's really funny.

Chelsey Donn:

seems the most alien like 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

What were the other options?

Trey Gerrald:

Carter Reagan or Kennedy

Chelsey Donn:

Reagan, Carter.

Chelsey Donn:

God

Trey Gerrald:

that doesn't count.

Chelsey Donn:

it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, so it is documented that in October, although some sources say it was

Chelsey Donn:

If you're listening and you know this stuff, like I'm recruiting you for my trivia

Trey Gerrald:

All right, we have two more.

Trey Gerrald:

Here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

What is the name of the rancher who many Ufologists believe discovered

Chelsey Donn:

God.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Do U f Know or u f?

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know Jesse, Marcel Roger Re.

Trey Gerrald:

George Wilcox or Mack Brazel.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey My, my Luck is out for Zay

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald:

It was in the intro.

Chelsey Donn:

It was,

Trey Gerrald:

'I said the guy's name.

Trey Gerrald:

Remember?

Chelsey Donn:

was probably looking for my review.

Trey Gerrald:

Remember 'I said his nickname?

Trey Gerrald:

' Chelsey Donn: I.

Trey Gerrald:

Amm A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Screw

Trey Gerrald:

scroll the script.

Chelsey Donn:

'I already lost.

Trey Gerrald:

sneak.

Trey Gerrald:

It was it's Mac Brazel,

Chelsey Donn:

Ohm

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Saw you sneaky little goose.

Trey Gerrald:

You just, your whole facial expression changed.

Trey Gerrald:

And then 'I saw your hand go down to your mouse.

Trey Gerrald:

You A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little sneak.

Chelsey Donn:

ww Mac 'I almost said that It's so hard for me

Trey Gerrald:

No you didn't.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I did.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

said Wilcox, you said you didn't

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, you know, it's hard for me to remember all of them.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe if 'I have them written down.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

You're the one that made up that Trader Joe's review, where you're like South

Chelsey Donn:

That was

Trey Gerrald:

That was A' lot to hear and remember.

Trey Gerrald:

'I

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, 'I was just giving you states and giving you, okay, whatever.

Trey Gerrald:

where we're like literally fighting over the game.

Chelsey Donn:

okay, fine.

Chelsey Donn:

Give me the last one.

Chelsey Donn:

'I failed

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

my best.

Chelsey Donn:

My best shot is A' 50%.

Trey Gerrald:

you're gonna get this one cuz it's easiest.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Here we

Chelsey Donn:

Well now that you've jinxed it.

Chelsey Donn:

All

Trey Gerrald:

'I still fighting.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

It's fine.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

What explanation was offered to explain A' U F O sighting near Kyoto Japan and 1235?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you UF know or uf?

Trey Gerrald:

Don't

Chelsey Donn:

how the, do you think 'I would know this?

Chelsey Donn:

what?

Trey Gerrald:

to the answers To be fair, 'I didn't know any of these either,

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Did they say it was A'?

Trey Gerrald:

A' come.

Trey Gerrald:

B A', fire breathing bird, C, angry Gods, or D.

Trey Gerrald:

Wind blowing the stars about

Chelsey Donn:

A' comment.

Chelsey Donn:

Am 'I wrong.

Chelsey Donn:

The, the bird.

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I couldn't be the wind.

Chelsey Donn:

So what was the other one?

Trey Gerrald:

Wait, wait.

Trey Gerrald:

No,

Trey Gerrald:

It

Chelsey Donn:

was the wind.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

How could the wind blow the stars about

Trey Gerrald:

that's why it doesn't make

Trey Gerrald:

any

Chelsey Donn:

even make any sense?

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

would 'I if that would be it, the wind blowing the stars?

Trey Gerrald:

well, to me, 'I thought that sounded the most practical, not A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Fire breathing bird.

Chelsey Donn:

Like A' comment, pull from 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Thought it was clearly A' comment of what?

Trey Gerrald:

wicked.

Trey Gerrald:

Not wicked.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

This was so much funnier than 'I thought it would be.

Trey Gerrald:

Well 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Hope that you're

Trey Gerrald:

not

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Failure.

Trey Gerrald:

Hope you don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't internalize any of this.

Trey Gerrald:

You and 'I don't know anything about UFOs.

Trey Gerrald:

'I did not know any of them either.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, to be fair, 'I uf don't know any of those things.

Chelsey Donn:

So the fact that 'I, UF knew three is actually A', kind of A' victory when you think

Trey Gerrald:

It is.

Trey Gerrald:

It is.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would say, and you knew enough to where 'I, think 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think you're an alien.

Chelsey Donn:

'I definitely don't think I'm an alien.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsea's an alien.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, all right.

Trey Gerrald:

You know what?

Trey Gerrald:

We can't all be winners and we can't all be losers, and you're neither because you're

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you listeners.

Chelsey Donn:

Did you beat my score?

Chelsey Donn:

If you did call in one eight fifty review zero.

Chelsey Donn:

Let us know.

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Chelsey Donn:

All right, we are back from that rousing game break and it is Trey's turn.

Trey Gerrald:

Yay.

Chelsey Donn:

Yay.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

The flip side of . So yes, 'I today brought in the five star review.

Trey Gerrald:

My source is yelp.com and this review was written by Stone Z.

Chelsey Donn:

Stones.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

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Let's hear it.

Trey Gerrald:

Well ChelseyBD, it's officially timed for our special announcement.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

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Yes, that's right.

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We've made this decision listeners for A'.

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Number of reasons.

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We have heard multiple requests to bring back the Meryl-Go-Round, so.

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We are bringing back the merry round for the verses episode on Patreon.

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Yeah, and we really do want to continue to offer more things of value

Chelsey Donn:

Plus we wanna focus on more digestible offerings

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And we're very aware that the versus episodes are our most in depth, and we hope that splitting

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So yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Fun.

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This is exciting.

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This is our big announcement, so please won't you join us on this next evolution of our show.

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We're so thrilled.

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Woo.

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Trey Gerrald:

We have done A' Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

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Then you gotta join our Patreon page over at Review That Review dot com slash Patreon so

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Just feel like with UFOs and aliens, we could go sexy and we're missing the Mark 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think the aliens would be offended personally, and to find out what made Trey say.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very disturbing that they're wearing hats, but they're not wearing any clothes.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, and also remember

Chelsey Donn:

Ignore the haters.

Chelsey Donn:

You're A' freaking alien.

Chelsey Donn:

Queen what?

Trey Gerrald:

uh, you're A', gender nonspecific fricking alien, Queen

Chelsey Donn:

Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

That's right.

Chelsey Donn:

See you on the Patreon.

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Bye.

Trey Gerrald:

Bye.

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I'm flying at A' Space

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And if you don't join the Patreon, then you UF don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

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That

Trey Gerrald:

What do you think aliens talk like?

Chelsey Donn:

'I think they talk like how dolphins talk, you know, like there's like

Chelsey Donn:

Either that or like with those like, um, like two cups.

Trey Gerrald:

like two solo cups and A' string

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

That's how 'I want A' Picture Airline.

Chelsey Donn:

That that like makes aliens A' little bit less scary to think of them in that context.

Trey Gerrald:

This actually works out really well because my five star review.

Trey Gerrald:

Has eight photos, so we'll actually get to watch and look at them together on the after show.

Trey Gerrald:

So

Trey Gerrald:

this works out really well.

Chelsey Donn:

exciting.

Chelsey Donn:

Can't wait.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do.

Trey Gerrald:

The truth is out there.

Chelsey Donn:

The truth is out there.

Chelsey Donn:

You gotta know.

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You gotta now join the Patreon.

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Join the Patreon.

Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

Do you have nothing to provide?

Chelsey Donn:

Patreon.

Trey Gerrald:

fair?

Trey Gerrald:

We never talked about the science fair.

Trey Gerrald:

'I thought that was so funny.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh right.

Chelsey Donn:

We forgot to talk.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, we'll talk about it in the after show.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, bye.

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Okay.

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