Episode 83: The Pleasure Chest

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Everybody's got A' pin, Every, Californian, and Virginian.

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Virginian so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle.

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the score.

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it's time to Review That Review!.

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Hello

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Well, hello A'.

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Hello listeners.

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How are you?

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ChelseyBD

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'I am slashing right into 2023 with A' cold from 2022.

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But you know, we're here.

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How was your New Year's?

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My New Year's was good.

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'I was in Vegas with my family.

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Yes.

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It was great.

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But we don't, you know, we don't do resolutions anymore because James d

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Mm-hmm.

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told us that we should have intentions every day.

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So my intention for today is definitely to.

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Ooh.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna jump into that as well, which will come up with my, uh, stories about the new year.

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So, ChelseyBD, why don't you and 'I go ahead and

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

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ladies first.

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Oh my God, thank you.

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Starting the year off right.

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So 'I had so many things 'I wanted to complain about today.

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'I, 'I, like don't even 'I.

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'I like had, 'I had one and then 'I had to cross it out cuz just new things kept happening.

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Goldie like had A' little bit of an accident.

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'I had A' clean up.

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That was like A' real Complaint moment.

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And then, Right before we were recording, you know 'I think I've nominated Canva as My, Royal.

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Highness and 'I still stand by that 'I love Canva.

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They're great.

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However, 'I just spent like the entire day working on.

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A' deliverable that 'I need to get to my talent manager on Canva, like literally the whole day,

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And then 'I went to download it to email to him, and it just kept saying, error cannot download.

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Error cannot download.

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Like after I'm talking.

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Hours, Trey hours, like all, all day up until the recording working on

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'I mean 'I can say it.

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'I, I'm like updating my resume.

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So 'I like redesign the whole thing and you know the minutia of like the columns.

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Do you know what I'm saying?

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So that's what I've been living in all day and there's an error.

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And when this happens, there's like few things 'I go to Twitter for, but 'I go to Twitter and

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So I'm gonna try to like reserve A'.

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My patience and exhale and hope that like there are definitely people on Twitter that are

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I'm not the only one.

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'I don't need to jump on the bandwagon.

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'I am afraid of Twitter, obviously, for obvious reasons, and I'm gonna wait it

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'I will be able to download it, but obviously my Complaint and I've done it before with

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auto save.

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and the auto save and all that stuff.

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And it's saved.

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Thank God it's saved.

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It's there.

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Like there was A' moment, 'I thought it was gone, but like it is there.

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But it's that, that thing of like the smallest part of it, just like the

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and then requires another, like as much time as went into the design.

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Now 'I have to dedicate that same amount of time into correcting this issue.

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Oh,

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Ugh,

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especially cuz it's like something you can't anticipate being A' glitch or an error

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right?

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Never like 'I can't even tell you thousands.

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But just with this podcast alone, millions of downloads on

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Oh yeah,

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never have had an issue.

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and it won't let you download it in any format.

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Any format.

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'I like tried, like duplicating it into A' new thing.

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Logging out, logging in, going safari, going chrome, going all the things like every

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Like all the things.

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And then finally 'I was like, 'I should go to Twitter and see what's up.

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But like, oh my

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A'.

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Have you tried it on your iPhone?

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Cuz they have an app.

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'I 'I 'I 'I know they do, but 'I find that the app is real glitchy.

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Like 'I hate the app.

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'I love Canva, but 'I hate the app.

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Me too.

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'I.

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Hope this is relatable Content 'I.

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Hope everyone knows what Canva is, but 'I sometimes will have inspiration when I'm soaking

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And so 'I want to use it on the app.

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And you can't see all of the features on the

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Yeah, it's just like, it doesn't, they don't talk to each other.

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Well, the, the like desktop version.

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Anyway, if you don't know what this is and you've been listening this long, God bless you.

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But 'I, it's just, it's A' user-friendly graphic design site that gives you like A'

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So all 'I have to say is, thank God 'I got the emails out, Trey

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'I mean they really have to address the issue.

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'I hope that it's resolved by the time we're editing because truly 'I don't

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'I know that you 'I like 'I already in so much so that 'I already inducted them as

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And 'I thought like, oh, have 'I done Canva yet?

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And then this happened.

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A', exhale.

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Oh.

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world's longest exhale, but 'I officially gotten more than enough off my chest,

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So, 'I wanna hear what's going on in your life, Trey, how your new year is going, and

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All right.

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Well I'm gonna take that wonderful baton.

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I'm sorry for what's going on over there.

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'I.

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'I concur.

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It's very frustrating.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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So, alright, so I'm going to Lodge my Complaint against one of life's

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Okay.

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and I'm, I'm wondering if you've ever experienced A' ChelseyBD.

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I'm certain that in my lifetime, 'I have been guilty of it, but it is something

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in A' way That brings up fibbing.

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It also sort of brings up culturally, um, societal norms where white lies versus big lies

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So here we go.

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'I am lodging, A' Complaint.

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When you see someone, you have met them and they don't remember or know who you.

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Do you know what I'm talking about?

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When you've met someone multiple times and then you like meet them and they

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Yes.

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Okay, yes, I've encountered this and 'I hated it.

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Super awkward.

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It's just an awkward thing.

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But also I've been guilty of this.

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Have you?

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Well, yes, of course.

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'I just said that 'I have but 'I try to, as A' Southerner, not let on.

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Oh, oh, you mean that Like they didn't, okay, okay, okay.

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They didn't play the game.

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like, here's what it is.

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'I think this goes hand in hand with power struggle, where oftentimes you,

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You know people, and sometimes people don't know if they've met you or they don't recall

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And they give you like A' weird stare or they're sort of like, Hey, and you like inside are

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Why are you like, why can't you just be like.

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Hey, why can't you mirror what's coming at you as A' social grace so that

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You know, A', lot of this gets very deep, and maybe this is as A' performing

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everyone's always trying to get higher in their career.

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And you encounter people that are higher than you and you know, you've met them socially

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And there's that moment and I'm just complaining about not extending the grace if you're

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And it seems like they think they know me and they're like, Hey, 'I went to your 'I,

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I'm gonna instantly mirror that.

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I'm gonna be like, oh my gosh, hi.

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Like, yes, 'I know what College 'I went to.

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So you're saying you went there and you know that 'I went there, so therefore

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Why would you not fake it?

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Why would you not fake it?

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'I think it's crazy.

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'I think it's so annoying and elitist and gross.

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'I think it has A' terrible.

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Like immediately it just rubs that nerve that even if you're like A', fully evolved human,

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Like it's just, it's, it's automatically having that effect.

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Therefore it makes it seem like the person is being malicious when they're doing it.

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And 'I wanna live in A' world where like they're not, and people are just

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Probably where we all need to get with this issue, but 'I completely understand that reaction.

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And then on the flip side, the opposite reaction is like so amazing.

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Like 'I was, 'I mean, this is gross to like drop it like this.

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But 'I was at A' premier with A' friend who was in A' television show

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. Yeah, Judy Greer.

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And she was, she like didn't know if she knew me, didn't know who 'I was,

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'I love your dress.

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How's it going?

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Like bitch doesn't know who the hell 'I am.

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She is.

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No reason to fake it.

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She's Judy Greer.

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This was her premiere, like it was her show.

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You know what 'I mean?

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Like she had no reason to be acting kindly to me.

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But if she can do it, you can do.

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'I mean, that's exactly the point.

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Why not just lean into kindness like and, and maybe 'I don't know what the

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And so that must be very tiring.

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But I'm just offering.

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Why can't you be A' Judy Greer?

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Like, why

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Be A' Judy Greer.

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Just be

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something that's presently in the space.

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You know, it's sort of like, oh, what A' gorgeous dress.

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Like, hi.

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You don't, you don't have to acknowledge if you know the person or not.

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Just be open.

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Just be open.

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Be an open human being.

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'I.

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exactly.

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Don't be A'.

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And I'm gonna explain in the after show behind our paywall, I'm gonna explain

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And I'm gonna spill all the tea, all

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Well, 'I

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of it.

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You're gonna be dripping and Lipton.

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Well 'I hope that 'I can like provide some therapy for

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But we will find out in the after show.

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Yes.

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'I mean clearly.

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We, this is like A' raw nerve and 'I.

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Get it, it's raw.

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'I thought you were gonna say something else.

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'I thought you were gonna say.

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When people say, what are you up to?

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So 'I was like preparing for that.

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Because that like 'I always leads to A' White lie, you know what 'I mean?

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Cause you're like, um, what's the thing that 'I did that was last that

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You know what 'I like to say,

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But

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'I can't say.

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oh my God, that's such A'.

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Good one.

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Wait, do you really do that all the time?

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Yeah, if 'I feel like 'I am being asked by another actor, like, what are you

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'I will say, I'm sorry, 'I can't say because that's not really lying, but it is.

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A' lie.

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Trey, 'I.

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Think you just changed my life.

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'I mean.

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'I mean you've already changed my life, but okay.

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That's A'.

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Good one.

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I'm gonna keep that in the back of my mind.

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If you really don't wanna lie, you can say 'I can't tell you.

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'I.

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Can't tell you.

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Cause you can't.

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Cuz you don't have anything to tell.

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'I can't tell you.

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'I can't tell you what 'I No.

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'I like, but 'I agree.

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'I think there are always things that I'm working on that like 'I can't disclose about further.

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So 'I feel like that's like A' great, you know?

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Yeah.

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'I have one right now that 'I can't disclose until further,

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me too.

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I'm gonna keep that in the, in the hopper.

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All right, well, while we are hopper away, our white lies, why

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Would you like to do that and jump into some online reviews?

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ChelseyBD.

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'I would love to do that.

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Trey.

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Review, That, Review.

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All right.

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As you know, we are your trustee.

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Review Queen.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you A' review.

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We break it down, we dissect the F out of it, and then we rate the impact of that

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It's A', very regal process that we call.

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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And Trey, it's your turn.

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So what have you brought in for us today?

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All right, A'.

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Lot of pressure for the first review of 2023.

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know.

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No pressure.

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No pressure.

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So today, 'I have brought in A' one star Yelp review

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Woo.

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written by A' user named Nancy J.

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J.

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Nancy.

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J.

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Okay.

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'I Like that name.

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And this is for A' Little Store.

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One might call it A' Shop

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Okay.

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that's located in the West Village in Manhattan,

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Okay.

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and the shop is called The Pleasure Chest.

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Oh, 'I.

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Think I've been there.

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Now, ChelseyBD, what do you think the pleasure chest is?

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Well, 'I know what it is cuz I've been there.

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Okay, so what.

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It's A' sex toy shop, isn't it?

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All right, so here we are.

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This was A', nyu, like weekend activity on the regs.

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As you might imagine,

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Here we are.

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'I.

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Don't know when it happened, but there was A' time and for many years that the

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We were all shocked at the raunchy and porno graphic display.

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You have reached your low to have dildos and two way dildos dos was

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Oh my God.

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This store belongs in A' cd, part of town.

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'I walked in and approached the two ladies at the counter,

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Oh no.

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Okay.

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One was very young looking and short

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Oh my God.

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almost looked underage.

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So 'I told the how awful and offensive 'I thought their display is, and the

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End quote.

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She had nothing else to say.

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my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:19

She could have said that she would mention it to the manager,

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:29

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:30

To Brandon the manager, dash.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:34

You need to rethink your display.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:39

business is slow, but this raunchy display is utterly unsightly and so distasteful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:49

'I was so embarrassed to walk by with my family and be subjected to

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:57

My younger daughter was horr.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:59

Oh God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:00

You have lost that subtlety and respect you had for so long.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:07

Now the PC is just another trashy store.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:13

'I can't post this w slash o giving you A' star, but in spite of the one

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:25

Now that's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:30

Oh, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, nagging Nancy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:38

Nancy doesn't sound like someone that lives in the West Village

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:42

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:42

ChelseyBD, can we, can we just right off the top here, can we talk

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:49

Yeah, the West Village is like the, it's part of the alt 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:01

It's not the Upper East Side, it's not the upper West side.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:04

It's not Soho like it's gritty.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:07

It's not cheap.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:08

It's like still expensive to live there as is everywhere else, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:15

Well, that's what 'I think this review is seeping with is gentrification.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

This is A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

Perfect

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:21

if gentrification has come that far that like we have Nancy's in the West Village.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:26

This is,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:28

Well, that's what I'm saying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:29

Everything is so expensive now and like the West Village is very expensive

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:33

was this written?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:35

six years ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:36

Okay, so like modern times ish.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:39

It's just like seeping with, there was A' time when the West

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:49

And then it starts to get A', little fancier, and then it starts to become, Very, very expensive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:56

And then it's rich people with children.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:58

And then the, the scene changes and it moves uptown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:01

Then it moved to ChelseyBD, then ChelseyBD started flipping, and then

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:07

Then all these rich people live in west, in the West Village.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:09

So it's hilarious to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:11

But Nancy is like, this needs to be in A', bad part of town, like just how

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:20

But like, Then the other part of this that 'I think is very fascinating.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:24

Well, two things.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:25

Nancy has her own like nickname, the pc, uh, and then also what kind of A' display is

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:37

Think it's A' sex shop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:38

We all know what it is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:39

It's the West Village.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:42

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:42

Listen, 'I don't know if this is too judgemental to say, but 'I think that

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:49

You know she seems A' little like wound up Nancy, like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

Just wish you could relax A' little bit.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:56

You're raising children in New York City.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:59

Honey, you're not raising children in Kansas.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:04

You, it's your, in my opinion, again, don't have kids.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:08

I'm not A' parent, I'm A' aunt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:11

But 'I think that like it's your responsibility to one, either educate

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

Avoid the area if it's that much of A' problem.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:24

If you as A' parent are like, 'I, don't my child's young 'I don't want her to see it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:28

You know that it's there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:30

You've passed by it all the time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:31

You commented on previous window displays.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:33

Obviously you're very, you know, you know where the pleasure chest is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:39

You pass by it on A' regular basis.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:41

You don't want your child to see or know what's going on in there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:45

Know that that person is going in there to buy A' double dildo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:49

Whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:50

They're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:51

Their personal choice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:53

Go another route, Nancy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:56

There's A' million ways.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:57

It's the, the city is literally A' grid.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:01

You can go up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:02

'I mean the West Village is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:03

Little bit trickier, but like there's another way around.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:07

Well, 'I totally concur with what you're saying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:09

And 'I 'I also recognize 'I have chosen to never be A' parent, cuz 'I

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:15

But, but 'I totally concur.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:17

Here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:17

There, there is sort of like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:21

Based in response to my own upbringing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:24

It like is upsetting to me that Nancy says that like A' sex shop should be

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:31

Feel like that's very shaming of

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:32

that's what I'm

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:33

like what that actually instills is that sexuality is bad.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:38

Now the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:38

'I mean as even A' teaching moment for her kids.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:42

And 'I recognize like there's A' certain age with which maybe

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:47

But 'I the, the other side of this, you know, razor sharp sword is like 'I recognize

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:04

Like is there A' law or is there A' decency law about having sex toys in A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:17

That corner actually has like A' facade in the windows and like it's very chic looking

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:25

And then 'I, think of like all of the blue room and the sex shops in ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:29

Like they also don't really have A' lot of displays.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:32

So is there some decency law?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:35

And then is A' dildo indecent?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:37

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:38

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:38

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:39

'I, don't know the answer to any of those questions.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:41

Truthfully, 'I don't know if there is or there isn't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:43

'I still feel like Nancy is A' nagging Nancy and like 'I don't agree with them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:48

'I also think, you know, 'I don't smoke cigars.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:53

If 'I passed by A' cigar shop smelled, the smell of cigars was like, Ew,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:03

I'm not gonna then walk into the cigar shop.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:06

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:07

Expose myself to more smoke.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:10

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:11

the people that are smoking in the shop to tell them that there should be

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

You don't wanna see one double dildo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:23

You walked right by 30 when you walked through the door.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:26

Why?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:26

If you don't wanna be in that environment, stay out of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:29

There's people that wanna be there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:31

You know, 'I might be annoyed if 'I walk by the cigar shop and be like, Ew, gross.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:35

But I'm gonna keep walking because people have A' right to go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:40

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:41

Right, exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:42

Well, 'I don't smoke and 'I don't like the smell of cigarettes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:45

But 'I do love the smell of cigars just as A' A'

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:48

Side note,

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:49

But I'm, I'm also sort of calling Shade here at like, my

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:57

'I kind of feel like she, 'I feel like Nancy's putting that on the daughter

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:02

Would the daughter know what it was and maybe if she.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:06

'I 'I just feel like Nancy's horrified and like, and like she has the right to be horrified.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:13

So 'I don't wanna like vilify her, but, but there is this sort of question about

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:24

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:24

'I don't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:25

don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:26

And also like, does Nancy need to take, even if this is Nancy's feeling and Nancy's

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:34

Pleasure shop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:36

Take another moment, Nancy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:38

Why are you allowing your children to be like outside the sex shop waiting for their

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:45

They would've spent two seconds looking at those displays.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:48

Now they're spending 10 minutes while you talk to the short girl and the tall, whoever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:53

Also, how does Nancy know that the manager's name is Brandon?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:57

How does she know who Brandon is?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:59

'I feel like she's been stalking

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:02

Two.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:03

Don't know Doth protest too much, Nancy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:05

There's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:06

Little bit of doth too much here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:08

'I, totally agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:10

yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:11

Which 'I think is separate from saying like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:13

'I do want to just st say, it's not how it occurs for me, but 'I want to acknowledge that it's okay

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:24

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:25

Understand how that exists.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:26

'I, just think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:27

Nancy's actions are very funny

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:29

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:30

Agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

'I was hysterical when we got to the moment.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:33

It was cinematic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:34

It was cinematic Trey because when we got to the moment where you were like, and then she went

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:07

So I'm gonna go to Yelp to like maybe look around and see what people think of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:13

And now, 'I have like A' speed bump and that's Nancy's review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:19

So 'I, it's completely irrelevant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:21

The entire review, we haven't even been able to talk about it cuz there's so much crazy

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:35

wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:35

'I have two little points 'I want to address before we get into the bullet points here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:40

But like Nancy mentions, you have lost that subtlety and respect

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:47

'I really wanna pull this apart because in my opinion, 'I do think of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:56

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:57

'I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:57

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:58

something about it feels more feminine maybe in A' way, like it

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:05

Maybe it doesn't feel like A' video dirty store.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:09

Does that occur that way to you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:10

totally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:11

It's not like grimy and gross.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:14

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:14

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

Like 'I feel like you could go there for A' Bachelorette.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:17

Yeah, you could totally go there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:18

For A' Bachelorette, you could totally go there for like A', very vanilla product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:23

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:24

It's not like you have to be going there for some like sort of crazy

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:32

Correct, like 'I feel like you would go to the pleasure chest.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:35

Like, because it's A', little bit classier, like 'I wouldn't be afraid that there's

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:45

Like 'I Don't think any of that

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:46

no, no, no.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:47

So then my question here is, Should they be held to A' standard of being subtle?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:53

Because Nancy is claiming that the display has lost the subtlety.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:58

So should it be subtle?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:00

In my opinion, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:01

'I mean 'I think no, but like even, I'm just like suppose that it should Is, is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:08

in subtle

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:10

Suppo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:10

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:10

Suppose that A' dildo is not subtle enough.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:13

Suppose that there are ordinances and like you have to have some sort of A', sexy, and quotes,

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:22

Is Yelp the appropriate forum to come to with that, with that argument and 'I say

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:30

'I mean it's similar to 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:33

Agree 'I Don't think that it is 'I either.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:34

But 'I also agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:36

It's like complaining on Twitter like you can, you can hit them at the leg.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

By like going and giving them A', A' mark, you know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:46

But 'I do think that why we as review Queens are annoyed by this is because it's saying more

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:53

And also, just based on the amount of detail that Nancy gave us, it's

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:59

There's like, 'I, I'm not going therapize you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:03

We know that 'I could, but like you could send this review to A' therapist ahead of

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

Lot of bullet points, A', lot of things to discuss with you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:14

'I do think that Nancy's revealing A', lot of her cards by like the

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:20

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:20

It makes me sad that this is who is living in the West Village.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:25

Honestly, at this point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:26

And then the last little thing 'I wanna ask about is like, what do you

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:34

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:36

Great, great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:38

too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:38

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:39

Think it's so

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:39

think it's perfect

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:40

she was so enraged.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:42

actually not rude.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:43

It's like, Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:45

Is the perfect, like, yeah, you could, you could elaborate, but like, why would

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:55

It's like 'I feel like the, the longer part of Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:58

Is like, okay, well there's nothing that 'I can do about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

'I didn't make the displays.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:03

'I don't own the store.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:04

'I didn't approve it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:05

You live in the West Village, there's literally nothing 'I can do about it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:09

You're wasting your breath talking to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:12

Don't come in here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:13

Walk, walk away.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:15

'I also love that it's two women that are working there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:18

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:19

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:19

Nancy

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:20

So let's go through this roster here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:22

Is there anything valuable, new or unique in this review?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:26

Any information?

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:27

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:28

Guess like only maybe what's going on in the windows.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:32

Well 'I am hearing that it, there are female workers, so like if 'I was someone

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:41

Okay, sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:42

hear that the pleasure chess has two females, but 'I think

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:47

That's like digging for gold.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:49

I'm reaching with that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:50

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:51

Agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:52

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:53

and grammar was like, okay, so 'I have questions for you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:56

So were, do you pronounce raunchy weird or did Nancy spell it wrong?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:04

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:04

Think 'I must say it wrong.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:05

Why?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:05

What did 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:06

Well, 'I think that it's.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:07

'I, 'I, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:08

Think maybe it's because my parents are from Brooklyn and like East Coast

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:15

So 'I like would be like raunchy, like, you know, like I'm really chewing on the awe of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:20

But 'I feel like you were saying kind of like, well, you say it

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:24

'I hear Aja McDonald singing the song titled Raunchy

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:28

Ron raunchy

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:29

in the Shade.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:30

that you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:31

so raunchy,

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

So you say raunchy, which 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:35

Don't say it that way, but Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:36

So, but she spelled it correctly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:39

R A' u.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:41

But so there was the, the told the spelling error,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:46

Yeah, that's an error in there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:47

There.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:48

'I will tell you there's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:49

Lot of colons.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:51

There's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:51

Lot of

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:52

That feels so right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:53

'I feel

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:54

there's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:54

Lot of dashes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:57

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:57

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:57

Lot of, oh my god, 'I hate you A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:59

Lot of quotation marks in here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:02

You know, they couldn't be bothered to write without.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:05

They had to do w slash o.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:07

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:07

Well, they're

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:08

So many dashes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:10

They're

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:10

Also, I've never seen this before, but the last sentence

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:19

That's low.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:21

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:21

Don't know that the space was intentional, but 'I was wondering what Nancy meant by, was she saying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

Me writing A' review about you on your page.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

Now that's low.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:33

Like was she saying like, I'll, I'll take your bad service and I'll meet it with A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:39

Worse review

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:41

Yeah, 'I don't really know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:43

'I can't post this without giving you A' star.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:45

So it says, but not so.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:47

But in spite of the one star, you get A' negative star.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:50

Oh, it says negative star.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:51

Did 'I say A' negative review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:54

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:54

Think maybe.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:56

So the sentence as written says, 'I can't post this w slash o

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:05

Now that's low.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:07

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:08

So Nancy is saying they're changing the whole format of Yelp and not to see that star.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:15

It's actually A' negative star . That's what Nancy 'I think is communicating here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

Right, like please disregard star above.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:23

Know that my real star scoring is A' negative one star,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:27

Nancy is saying Yelp is wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:30

God, Nancy 'I can't!

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:32

with Nancy right now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:33

So spelling A', grammar, there's A' few errors, but

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:35

But like, okay, so now that 'I know the raunchy thing is not A' thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:38

'I don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:38

Yeah, not bad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:40

Truthful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:41

Shady 'I mean like obviously shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:44

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:44

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:45

Think Nancy has A' real opinion about the store existing in the neighborhood

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:52

They don't want, they want to change it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:53

So that makes me think it's shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:54

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:55

A' vendetta.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:56

This isn't just like your every day whoopsy daisy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:01

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:01

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:02

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:03

Common experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:04

Fluke, typical 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:05

'I think there's probably other like parents in the area that like avoid the pleasure

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:14

So I'm gonna say that like probably not alone, Nancy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:18

You know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

Agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:20

not everybody, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:22

which like, you know, obviously we shared our opinions about

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:28

So 'I hear that, but I'm also saying it's just comical that this exists in the West Village,

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:39

And they're saying this belongs in A' cd part of town.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:42

Like, it's just so wild to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:44

Humor were, we entertained, 'I was

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:47

'I was thoroughly entertained.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:49

But again, like

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:50

Nancy's expense.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:51

Nancy's expense.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:52

So how do we feel about that going into the crown?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:55

Uh, like well, can we just have A' quick conversation about how we feel about

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:01

if there's humor in the review, meaning that that review outside of Nancy has

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:10

Is that attributed in the crowning or truly 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:13

Guess it's review that 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:16

It's like, are we reviewing just Nancy or are we reviewing the review?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:20

Like do we give A' point for humor here?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:23

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:23

Feel like this has come up before.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:24

Cuz I'm, I'm recalling A' time when we were talking about, it's funny, 'I would

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:31

Yes,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:32

but like, does that get credited to Nancy or does that get credit to the, well, 'I

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:40

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:41

which doesn't really.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:42

But people voted it funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:44

I'm sure those are ironic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:46

Obviously they're like, they 'I think it's funny for the same reasons that we do, and now I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:54

and I'm going to Yelp and I'm looking this up and 'I happen upon this review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:59

How annoying is it or is it possible?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:01

I'm gonna be like, oh my God, this is really funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:03

And be like, happy 'I stumbled upon it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:06

'I think it 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:07

Do think it's still case by case and 'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:09

Think each of us can interpret it differently.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:11

Cuz in my opinion, 'I feel like cuz 'I think We start then going into what is

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:17

Like if 'I am.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:18

Cuz 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:18

'I, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:19

Imagine if

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:20

true.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:20

True.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:21

don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:21

Like it's funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:23

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:23

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:24

Guess you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:24

'I guess you know what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:25

That's 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:26

I'm really glad you brought that up because 'I think that you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:28

'I think it's the impact score that maybe is like that humor differentiator

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:34

can't!

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:34

attribute it to Nancy, but the impact of the review is that 'I laughed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:39

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:40

'I was annoyed and 'I laughed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:43

Okay,

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:44

'I, think I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:45

Are you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:45

Yes,

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:46

Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:50

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

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The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:38:04

Total Score.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:06

One.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:06

And A' half crowds.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:07

One and A' Half crowds, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:09

The Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:11

'I guess 'I go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:12

'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:12

This is really all about the impact for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:15

This entire time we were, you know, assessing this Kvetch 'I thought 'I 'I mean, I'm gonna talk

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:23

It's completely like, not A' valuable review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:26

There's like no reason Nancy go home.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:28

Like that was like where my head was at.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

But then when we started talking about the impact factor and 'I started thinking about.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:35

We're doing this through the experience of the person looking through the reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:39

'I mean it was funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:41

'I laughed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:41

'I got like A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:42

Great chuckle out of it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:43

'I think that maybe if you were somebody that was looking up the pleasure chest on

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:52

And so that's where the one and A' half Crowns are coming from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:55

But as far as Nancy herself, the Queen, that's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:59

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:00

Um, but.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:02

Impactful review and good, good, good choice.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:05

Trey, how about you?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:06

Why one and A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:07

Half

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:08

Well 'I, really 'I do feel A' little conflicted on all of this,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:16

But 'I said one and A' half because 'I think you can 'I think if 'I was going to Yelp

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:27

This is very inconsequential.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:29

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:29

Don't think the display has anything to do with what the store is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:34

And 'I also think Nancy doesn't mention anything about the store once she's inside

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:47

So like, I'm not learning much other than like, it's known to be tasteful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:51

There's two females working there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:53

The neighbors are upset.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:55

Like that's really, so 'I said one and A' half because there's things

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:00

Think it is funny.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:02

So 'I said one and A' half, but 'I also, it also could just be one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:06

'I mean it could be A' Half Crown, but one and A' half because 'I chuckled

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:10

Yeah, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:10

Sh It's funny cuz like we both landed at one and A' half and 'I thought the same thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:14

'I was like, do 'I throw A' Half Crown do 'I one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:17

And 'I ultimately landed at one and A' half and so did you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:19

So grave view Trey what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:23

A' good find.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:24

Love

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:25

you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:26

A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:27

Pleasure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:27

Just

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:28

Chest brings back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:29

Memory is not gonna lie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:31

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:31

which one are you thinking of?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:33

Because the one I'm thinking of is like, like Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:35

Why it's the sex and the city apartment.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:37

That's the one I'm thinking of.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:39

It's like right on the corner, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:40

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:41

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:42

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:43

Such A', sexy way to enter into 2023.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:46

2023 is gonna be the year 'I, double-headed dildos.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:49

I'm calling A' now,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:51

Great 'I, hope 2023 is bringing the sexy back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:55

'I wouldn't be mad at it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:56

speaking of three Cox,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:58

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:59

that's A' callback from one of our, um, after shows.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:02

Um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:03

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:03

Don't remember that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:04

the big band, remember she lived in three Cox.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:07

The.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:08

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:09

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:10

Vaguely,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:10

Anywho.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:12

All right, Mike Queen, we have reached the most regal portion of our first episode of 2023.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:17

So ChelseyBD, who have you decided that you'll be inducting today for?

VOICEOVER: 00:41:24

My Royal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:25

Thanks for asking Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:26

So 'I have become obsessed with this 'I Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:32

You call it 'I guess.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:32

A' Skincare item 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:35

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:35

If you know about it, you probably do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:37

It's called Mighty Patch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:39

Do you know about these?

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:40

wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:40

Are these little zit things?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:42

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:42

'I was gonna say blemish because I'm A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:45

But I'm A' Queen because I'm A' Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:47

A' Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:48

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:48

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:49

They're the, the, the blemish patches and they're like very see-through

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:56

But like even if you were to have to like wear one A' around A' roommate or

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:02

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:03

and I've had situations where like 'I 'I had to be on set the next day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:06

'I found out right away, oh my God, A' pimple, what am 'I gonna do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:10

Put it on, go to sleep.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:11

Wake up in the morning, the thing is gone.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:14

'I don't know how these things work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:16

Maybe they don't work for everyone, but they definitely work for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:20

'I will always be keeping them stocked.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:22

I'm obsessed with Mighty Patch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:24

'I should actually look and see if we can be an affiliate because.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:29

Queens, like, get 'em.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:31

Like try it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:32

See if it works for you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:33

It works for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:34

'I, love them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:36

I'm so grateful that 'I found them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:37

Friend of the pod, grace Kay, who will be coming up in A' minute, uh, recommended these to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:43

So thank you Grace, and thank you Mighty Patch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:47

You're My.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:47

Royal, Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:50

So these are those little like patches that have like teeny micro

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:57

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:57

So 'I think they are, but Microneedles makes it sound like it hurts in

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:02

It just feels like you're putting A' sticker on your face.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:05

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:06

That's been my question because 'I wondered if it, if you feel the like pokes or not, but No,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:12

'I felt absolutely nothing with Mighty Patch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:15

So 'I recommend Mighty Patch wholeheartedly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:18

It's really interesting you brought this up today cuz 'I did notice today

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:27

Oh my Mighty

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:29

Patch.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:30

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:30

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:31

Highly recommend.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:32

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:33

Well, 'I love that induction.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:34

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:35

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:35

It just makes me think of being A' teenager because 'I was someone who

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:41

'I wasn't someone that needed like Accutane.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:43

'I was fortunate that 'I didn't have A' lot, but when 'I got one, it would be ginormous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:47

It still happens today in my thirties.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:49

So 'I always believe the wive's tale that you put A' little dub of toothpaste

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:54

That doesn't always work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:56

Also, like with this one, like if you got like A' big one, like if you have A' little

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:03

If you have like A' bigger one, it'll still knock it out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:06

But you might have to do it like A' couple nights in A' row for it to completely

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:11

Like it just, it makes it certainly flat enough that if you wanted to like

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:19

Got it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:20

You know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:21

Yeah, it reminds me of A' story.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:23

I'm gonna tell another story on the after show about having A' pimple on set.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:27

All right,

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

Oh, great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:29

great job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:29

Love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:30

I'm gonna, we should find out if we can be an affiliate cuz 'I would totally buy one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:34

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:35

'I am gonna circle that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:36

So there we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:37

We did A' Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:38

That is another round on the r.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:40

You and RQ Ferris will of double headed dildo, or as Nancy calls them, two-way

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:50

Yes, that's right.

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Chelsey Donn: 00:46:08

On today's after show pod, this is from friend of the pod, grace Kay

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:17

She recommended this review from Hibachi to you from Yelp.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:21

It is A' one star review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:23

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:24

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:24

is that like number two?

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:26

Letter U.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:27

Hibachi number to you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:29

It's like A' hibachi that they bring to private parties,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:33

Oh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:34

bring the hibachi to you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:37

Uh oh, I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:38

This is A' one star review though, so to find out what made Trey say

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:44

who uses the word vol and to find out what made ChelseyBD say 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:49

maybe yum.

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Yum.

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Then become A' member of our Patreon A' Review That Review dot com slash

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Oh, and remember,

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Ignore the haters.

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You are A' New.

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You New Year Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:12

Is that good?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:13

you wanna say that again?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:19

Ignore the haters.

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You're A' new.

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You new?

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Nope.

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Yeah, that was right.

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Ignore the haters.

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You're A'.

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New Year.

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New you, Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:30

A' gender non-specific.

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New Year.

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New you.

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New Year's.

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Neve.

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Neve.

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Neve.

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Oh man.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:36

It's

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Gender non-specific.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:37

New you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:38

New Year's Queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:40

Is that, did you New Year's

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:42

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:42

New New Year.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:43

New you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:45

Gender nonspecific New Year.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:46

New you Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:49

Bye bye.

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Oh my goodness.

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As an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora, and our theme song was written by Joe

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'I.

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Am gonna spell all the tea.

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Girl,

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:12

Oh my God.

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All right, I'm ready.

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Oh, okay.